#and remember to spay and neuter!

[pumpkingeorge]

Man you gotta be careful with ship names or else you’re going to get a Warrior Cat name or something

[junespriince]

Pupper tears au

Dick: hey, Wally, I never understood this but... On your files as a dog you are fixed it said... But you wasn't, what happened?

Wally: well...

A few years ago

Doctor: okay little guy, I'm going to give you a shot and take your balls so we don't have too many pups on our hands, you'll barely feel a thing.

Wally, shifted out of being a dog:

Doctor: what the —

Wally: nobody will ever believe you. Now lie to them. Don't touch me. *Shifts back to a dog, barks softly*

Doctor:

Wally:

Doctor: no, yeah, congratulations you are fixed just... Never come back here again please.

Back to the present

Wally: so yeah, that's how I passed that horrible experience.

Dick: oh my god.... Do this to Bruce, I need him to feel like he's losing his mind!

[telestoapologist]

immaru’s being too aggressive you guys I think we’re gonna have to neuter him

[eldritchpuppygirl]

who wants to go get neutered/spayed for free with meeeee 👉👈

[sagebutmakeitworse]

Fuck it

I need to be kidnapped and turned forcibly into a fucktoy for a large group so I'm never given a chance to stop having my holes used. Even when I lose consciousness they'll keep going. Like they'll keep using me until I can't think of anything but cock and cum. And then they'll start letting anyone who even remotely might want to get their sick wet use me and the toys of those people. Just. Being a toy for good toys. Being bred forcibly until I can't remember what words are. Being made to take any and all cocks around me. Even the ones that are clearly too big for me. To the point that I'm ruined for soft sweet sex and can only take a good fucking like a living sex doll. I just. I want to be used. And I want it to be against my will. And I want to be treated like a toy to be broken.

[cumulo-stratus]

i would like to share my baby of a dog who’s named after spencer reid<3

hes 1yr and my child <3 we got him for half the price because only one of his balls have come down..

Omg thank you so much your my new best friend I love Spencer so much he's so baby

[samtheviking]

Rest In Peace, Sir.

[mspaintpetfinder]

i know it's been a WHILE, and that's on me. been hard to sit down and draw in ms paint and i just have so many projects floating around in my head that this blog has been pushed to the back of my mind

can't promise i'll be back up on here any time soon, but i want yall to know that i havent forgotten about this blog!

anyway, here's Caramel (Renamed to Sunny) now!

The beginning of this blog!

Here is Caramel :]

[dontcallittimetravel]

Happy 100th birthday to Bob Barker. You know, he really settled down after we got him fixed

I wrote this joke before he died but I'm posting it anyway because dammit, I think it's funny, and Bob told me he thinks it's funny, too

[lockea]

I've been seeing a lot of Discourse around outdoor cats that talks past one of the biggest problems addressing community cats/outdoor working cats so I thought I'd chime in with my two cents.

Many arguments I see just... don't think about the cats at all? Or don't consider the logistics of actually addressing the feral cat problem in a humane way. It's always about how outdoor cats shouldn't be outdoors, which is neither realistic nor helpful.

I used to volunteer at an municipal animal shelter in the USA that had a TNR program (Trap, Neuter, Return) and also adopted out community cats to local farms and businesses. Here's my side of the story.

"Your cat doesn't need to be outside" -- Yes, correct. Your domesticated (non-feral) house cat does not need to go outside at all. They can have a fully actualized life safely indoors. When I see this argument, proponents of indoor only cats are correct in most or all their arguments regarding this.

"Outdoor cats are the largest invasive species in the world, and decimate bird populations." -- This is also correct, and part of the reason why you can help by bringing your house cat indoors. Cats are the largest invasive species. Spay and Neuter your cats, bring them inside, and socialize them so they don't become feral.

"TNR doesn't work." -- False. Whether we like it or not, feral cats exist. We have two methods by which we can address the feral cat population -- decimating them (humanely euthanizing the whole colony) or TNR. For a long time, euthanasia was the preferred way to address the feral cat problem. Afterall, if the cats aren't there, doesn't that save the local wildlife population?

Except that we found, studying these colonies, that when a colony is wiped out, the cats of another colony will spread into their territory and continue to have kittens and the population of feral cats is neither controlled nor diminished.

Hence, TNR. What we found performing TNR on cat colonies was that this controlled the population of the colonies, allowing them to stay in their territory, which kept other colonies from spreading (especially colonies we hadn't performed TNR on yet). We at the shelter felt this was the most humane way to control the feral cat population and safely deflate their existence without dealing with the population blooms that euthanasia caused.

"What about kittens?" -- Kittens from these colonies were brought into the shelter, socialized, and fostered out until they could be adopted. Some of these semi-feral kittens needed special homes to be adopted into, but this was the best quality of life for these cats.

"What about cats that get missed during TNR?" -- We would return to the colony several times over a period of several years to perform TNR on the same colony. We mark cats that have been neutered by clipping their ear (this is done humanely, but is the most reliable way to tell if a cat has been neutered so the poor thing doesn't have to have surgery 3-4 times in their life). Also, during the TNR process the cats would be vaccinated to ensure disease did not spread from the colony (i.e. rabies). Still, even getting 60% of the colony TNR'd would dramatically reduce the number of kittens being added to the colony each year. This controlled the population by allowing the territory to naturally deflate in size over time, buying us time to address the larger feral cat problem.

"What if the colony was in an unsafe location?" -- There were two ways we addressed unsafe colony locations -- remember, we know that when the colony is removed, a new colony will move into its place, so we tried not to move the colony unless we really felt the cats or the public was unsafe -- one was to move the whole colony to a new location. Preferably someplace like a warehouse where we have an agreement with the owners of the warehouse. Some of the cats were even relocated to shelter grounds as our community cats. If the colony was small enough we would bring them into our Feral Cats room and adopt them out as community cats.

"What is a community cat?" -- The way the program worked, was that anyone who needed a working cat could apply to the program. These were often rural farmers or businesses with warehouses that needed rodent protection. We trained the farmers and businesses on how to acclimatize the cats to their new home, and as part of the agreement, they had to care for the cats (veterinary care, vaccinations, food and water). This gave businesses and farms an alternative to expensive and environmentally unfriendly rodent control, and also gave these feral cats good places to live out their natural lives.

"Can't you just adopt out feral cats?" -- No. Cats that have not been socialized around humans as kittens, or who have several generations of feral cat in them could not interact with humans in a way that did not cause them undue stress. This was not a humane way to handle feral cats. However, when a cat was brought into the feral cat room, they would be monitored for up to a week. If the cat displayed signs of being semi-social or fully social (hanging out outside of their den, allowing staff to pet them, showing interest in staff in the room), then we would either move the cat into the adoption room or place them in foster to be socialized before adoption. Feral cats who displayed signs of being able to live full and healthy lives with human companions were NOT adopted out as community cats. We also observed this behavior during TNRs and would do the same for those cats too.

"But aren't cats bad hunters?" -- Compared to other species, cats are not the most effective form of rodent control. This is true. However, you have to understand that feral cats exist. There is no "undo" button we can push to stop them from existing. We have to deal with the problem we have right now, which is to safely and humanely decrease the number of feral cats in our communities. And yes, we do that by using cats as rodent control in the community.

"What can I do?" -- Stop saying community cats shouldn't exist. That's not helpful and doesn't solve the problem we have. Bring your cat indoors. Spay and neuter your cats. Adopt from shelters. Volunteer with a TNR team. Support TNR efforts in your community. Recognize that those of us actively dealing with the community/feral problem are trying to do what is in the best interest of our communities and the animals we love. We aren't sitting over here saying these cats should exist -- a feral cat will not have the same quality of life as one that is indoors with a family -- but we have to address the problem in practical terms. We don't have the moral high ground to just do nothing while pontificating solutions that have no basis in actuality.

And yes, it's okay to celebrate community cats. If your local farm has a couple of working cats, that means that farm is helping participate in the safe deflation of the feral cat population. Don't shame a farm or business for using community cats. We're all doing the best we can to solve the problem that we have.

[will-do-anything-for-a-dollar]

do my zero followers wanna know how many cats I have?

bc I have to share it (I’m insane)

Eighteen

I have

1 8 cats

[dewitty1]

Longtime ‘The Price Is Right’ Host Bob Barker Dies At 99

Longtime ‘The Price Is Right’ Host Bob Barker Dies At 99

Bob Barker, the longtime host of “The Price Is Right,” has died at the age of 99, his publicist told NBC News.

For decades, he was an ever-present personality on American TV screens, with an affable manner and an apparent tendency to be easily amused.

Barker, a Navy veteran, began his career in broadcasting in 1950 with a radio show titled “The Bob Barker Show.” His first television game show gig came in 1956 when he became the host of “Truth or Consequences,” the longest-running game show before “The Price Is Right” took the title.

[darkcloud-kcalifornia]

Are we sure INT isn’t Kazuma’s dump stat?! Seriously?! How the heck did he not realize the woman he was bathing with was Wolbach?! Absolutely nobody is that stupidly hormonal. Enough to realize and just not care at the moment, maybe I��d buy that from him, but the level of blood redirection to the wrong head required to miss it entirely should have been enough TO KILL A MAN!!

[oograths-pizza-and-chill]

I should've looked a little harder at the pfp...

time to go bleach my eyes...

[orcinus-veterinarius]

Information to know about your pet… before you visit the vet:

- What kind of food does your pet eat? Include the brand name and flavor, as well as the amount fed and how often they eat. Remember that “one scoop” doesn’t mean much, so be sure to quantify it in cups, etc. before your next visit. Don’t forget to mention treats, or any recent diet changes!

- What medications, if any, does your pet take? Please know the drug name, dosage, and frequency, as well as how long they’ve been on it. Preventatives count as meds too! Different brands protect against different parasites, so be sure to know which your pet takes.

- Is your pet ever exposed to other animals? This includes animals in the home, at the dog park, groomers, daycare, boarding, and play dates with neighbors or friends. When was their most recent exposure?

- Is your pet up to date on vaccines? Which ones? Just the core vaccines (rabies and DHPP for dogs/FVRCP for cats), or non-core such as lepto, influenza, Bordetella, and/or feline leukemia as well? If not up to date, did they ever receive any vaccines in the past, and when?

- Does your pet have any relevant medical history? Please disclose any previous illnesses or surgeries you are aware of to your vet team.

- What is your pet’s spay/neuter status? Different reproductive diseases affect intact and altered animals. If you’re unsure, just let us know!

- Has your pet traveled recently? This includes everything from trips out of the country to a day drive across town for a swim at the lake. Certain toxins and diseases are more prevalent in different environments.

- Is your pet nervous or aggressive? There’s no shame in this! Please let us know for our safety and your pet’s.

Remember that not all vet visits are planned, so be sure to learn this information ahead of time. I hope this helps better equip you to advocate for your pet!

Fellow vet professionals, feel free to add on!

[emeraldspiral]

#whats funny is when you come back from a convention featuring rikki this is how gir sounds normally to you#like any responsible sir unit owner zim got gir neutered

You thought you could just leave this in the tags?

Fun fact: When Nicktoons All-Star Brawl first released, the devs forgot to pitch up GIR's voice so he sounded deeper than usual