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adore how the evil boop is *the* expression of love when booping people like yes ofc i did waste precious seconds to press that stupid button for an annoyingly long time just to send you the most useless yet most specialest, weirdly aggressive boop <3
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“Ides” of April
#boop#boops#the boopening 2: electric boogaloo#boop o ween#boop o matic#boop o meter#Halloween#halloween 2024#ides of march#boopfest 2024#the boopening#boop war
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GET BOOPED BITCH
while you're at it, please don't forget ur daily click for palestine!
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Evil Boop indeed!
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pov you’re on tumblr for halloween:
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EVERYONE gets candy if they made the effort to show up. Everyone.
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If you're quick, you can boop the cat!
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Boss makes a hundred while I make a dime
That's why I boop on company time
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friend: what are you doing this halloween?
me: smacking the shit out of complete strangers repeatedly for hours
friend: what
me: boop
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