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This. All of this.

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My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

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Do you have a favorite Doctor Who era?

The last 60 years, really. So far.

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Beautiful from Ordinary Days

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I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.

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100% this

When a relationship ends, the kind where you have a burning passion to be that person’s everything, it’s not just the romance that you miss and crave.

For me, it’s the friendship more, the calls on the way to or from work, the random messages, the look that you know is yours. The life you made with that person in your bubble not affected by the world around you, but you still know everything that is happening.

Do you know how many ex’s I would love to reach out to out of the blue and ask them to send me a picture of their dogs? It’s the little things that wrap around the big things that pause you and make you smile and sad at the same time.

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My Project of the Day (weekend)

My actual giant batch of spaghetti sauce, that will get eaten, frozen, and shared. Friends who live near me are very lucky.

Friends who live distant should use this as a good excuse to come visit. 😁

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That sounds *just like* a government project...

"We meant well, but instead we spent a fuckton of money and made the whole world worse and less good to live in."

did it work

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He’s trying to catch them all

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Leave footprints of love and kindness wherever you go.