#and probably has a headache

[salt-n-salt]

(sniper dot appears on my forehead) hi guys

[blackkatdraws2]

Baby I'm Home [Blank Scripts AU]

[Song: Baby I'm Home - ODETARI (feat. Kanii & 9lives)]

[syoddeye]

i’m thinking of the local photo place i visited as a kid. when your developed photos were ready for pick up, they’d place them in a big bin up front. you’d prepay when you dropped off your film, so you’d just walk in, find your name, and grab your packet of developed photos.

(obviously—so many things could go wrong. so many things probably did go wrong. this was [redacted] years ago and completely normal in my hometown.)

now i’m thinking about johnny hanging the latest batch of developed film up to dry.

he’d been bored with the latest roll. lots of amateur shots of nature, clearly from the camera of someone on a hike. it wasn’t until the end that he laid eyes on the customer. there are three pictures of her posing in front of some lookout point. a big smile on her face. a little sweat staining her shirt. he barely registers the landscape behind her, his eyes instead drilling into her hips and thighs. he calls simon over. he needs the other man’s approval.

they make kyle call to tell her that her photos are ready. simon’s banned from the phone, and johnny’s afraid he’d babble. it is a ruse, of course. when you arrive the next day, excited to see how your pictures turned out, your packet’s missing.

kyle handles it spectacularly. convincingly.

someone with a similar name must’ve walked off with them. it happens. we do apologize.

simon and johnny watch from the back. the latter chubbing up at the sound of your voice and grinding against the doorframe for relief. you’re just as sweet as you looked. so polite and kind about the whole misunderstanding.

(johnny already taped your self-portraits to the staff lockers. the nature photos? long gone.)

and without needing an explanation, john slips into the scheme effortlessly. he emerges from his office with a calm, deliberate air and a slight frown creasing his brow. he reads the situation and kyle’s expression, then joins the pretty face at the counter. he apologizes again.

how can we make this right?

[goldengirlgalaxy]

The GIW have found out about Danny being half ghost. However, due to the dangers of getting caught Danny has a plan.

Danny some time beforehand manages to successfully figure out how to duplicate himself. Each one is just as strong as the others and the last duplicate remaining becomes the real Danny. Any duplicate the disappears will have all its memories return to the other copies.

The plan is simple: the Dannys all split up and set themselves up in different parts of the world, far away from one another. Should one get caught, it will simply vanish before the GIW can do any serious and traumatizing damage. Plus, Danny won't have to try and build another life for himself should he need to abandon one.

However, what Danny didn't consider is the fact that the copies don't have any kind of mental connection aside from when their memories are redistributed. They also don't keep in contact, as that would defeat the purpose of having them split up.

When the various superheroes around the globe find a child with incredible power who is all alone, they tend to try to help them. And since Danny doesn't want the GIW to find him, he tends to pick a different hero name than Phantom.

Needless to say, its a very interesting meeting at the Watchtower when they belatedly discover that several new heroes that had were being mentored by several heroes were all the same person.

[0vergrowngraveyard]

bygone’s sleepiest boy (aka boom!sonic)

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #94

Danny falls through a portal to the DC world from a natural portal that opened up while he was in mid fight with Skulker a fight that began at Vlads where the creep put a collar on Danny that kept him in ghost form, Vlad thought he’d force Danny to reveal his secret to his parents by taking away his human form. Looking around he’s in a dark city with dark smog colored skies. Unfortunately he’s stuck here as the portal closed leaving him trapped. He tried to find help but no one can see him in his ghost form. He starts tailing the vigilantes of this world and eventually follows one onto this space station through this tube (possessing inanimate objects sure comes in handy). He wasn’t expecting for the random British guy in a trench coat to see him.

[kagooleo]

johto’s champion and chronicler for the deity of the ilex shrine, it’s lyra!🌿

this one took me a while due to trying out different techniques (studying a Lot of art nouveau) and making a couple changes to her outfit (the details help), but I’d like to think she’s learned a lot in her journey and wanted to reflect her experience more in her champion fit

her specialty would be in fairy types and her meganium’s divergent evolution is grass/fairy 🧚🪷

and a bonus w/ the johto gang after the photoshoot!

[ryllen]

Please don't crucified me if this headcanon is deemed unrealistic in real life. (´；ω；`) More notes / detailed notes:

stayed & travelled with the Figs for awhile -- after being found, before finally dropped of to an institution, as the Figs think their travelling life style is not really suitable to raise a child

quickly picked up civilization as he is an intelligent child (that's why he is a ravenclaw)

exchanged letters with the travelling Figs during his time at the institution / orphanage

was a really helpful child during his time at the institution / orphanage that he is close with the staff

he thinks of befriending people is a way of learning & by helping them he gets to experience a lot of different things

a mellow temperament child in general (just like how it is ingame)

likes exploring (bcs damn! we really going places in that game)

picked the silly 'Alex Xander' name himself, maybe he heard a mother called her child with that name once and he is obsessed with that name ever since.

he always writes Xander as his 'family name' to show that he is complete even without a family

actually a bit older than his classmates, as he went through extra few years to catch up to civilization as a feral child

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#anyhow i really love our barn owl; she's so beautiful but with a face like biscuit

[seeminglyseph]

A thing I feel about Telemachus and Antinous in Legendary and the fact that like. Telemachus objects to calling Penelope a "tramp" when Antinous' line about opening her room to have fun with her obviously feels much worse and more threatening... but I feel like Telemachus is kind of going like; "hey, the line? You crossed it a while ago."

Like, everything after tramp doesn't count because tramp was too far to begin with, and if Telemachus was strong enough to deal with the problem Antinous would no longer be here to say the gross shit afterwords because that would have been the point where Antinous died. Or at least broke his jaw and lost his ability to say nasty shit about Telemachus' mom.

Which is where the rule of "talk shit get hit" comes from, Telemachus is just untrained in combat because Laertes sucks at his job.

[waywardstation]

One last store update! After this I will begin sending emails to a subscriber list.

You can input your email of choice for my shop newsletter into this google form here.

A quick summary of some things:

I was unable to finish orders by printing their shipping labels by today, despite what I said last week, because of health issues that had to be addressed instead.

More of my product order was messed up, had enough items to fulfill every order but I’ve been left with ZERO extra stock on a couple items to put into my shop after.

I got enough interest in the Halloween keychains and stickers so I will be making them.

Full explanations below ^^

I have now packed every single order and reviewed all of their contents. However I was unable to send them out today as at some point last week I became very unwell. I’ve been going downhill for a while but it has never gotten to this degree this fast before. I still don’t really know what caused it and so I had been unable to pack over the weekend and couldn’t get all the shipping labels printed for them today.

I will be printing these labels out and taking chunks of the orders to the post office over the next few days.

But the more I’d packed the more I’d realized more of my product order had been messed up. I had ordered extras of everything and yet some of the products that I ordered just BARELY fulfilled every order — I had to use some of the initial samples to fulfill every order but rest assured they are the exact same as the products in size and quality. I have exactly ZERO of some products left over for shop stock when I’d ordered 10-15 extra of every item (as well as TOO MANY of some less popular products that didn’t need all these extras) which sadly means a few items will not be in stock when I open the store back up. I may put discounts on the unwanted extras I received because of this.

While I would expect by default to receive the products in the quantity that I ordered, I also understand that I ordered hundreds of products all in one order, and that is only one order that is being fulfilled out of the many other orders they get daily. I myself did not count out every single product to check because of the sheer amount of everything that was ordered — I had ordered over 500 keychains alone to fulfill the preorders and the entire order has taken up a full room when all spread out. But I still did not count beforehand and would only find out once I’d run out of a certain product, so I accept this is partly my responsibility too. This should not happen again as I never expect to make an order this big again, I had only done this for shop startup, and I will be making another order to restock these products. But it’s still sad it happened.

I apologize for this and I appreciate all of your patience once again. I am explaining all of this as I believe you are owed information about what is going on seeing as you’ve put money into this, and I myself said they would all be sent out by Monday. I just want to be transparent ^^

And one last thing — many of you wanted Halloween merchandise, so I will be moving forward with that! (I’ve decided they will not be glow in the dark though, as I’d have to make every vibrant color instead transparent for the glow to come through, and I believe the designs would suffer too much without these colors)

I have ordered from this manufacturer multiple times before over the years and they’ve always gotten it right with more reasonably-sized orders, so I am confident these will not have the same problems as this preorders period has.

Thank you again very much for your support and understanding up to this point!! <3

[salt-n-salt]

harvey’s worst patient

[pixelatedraindrops]

Makoto Doodles

(spoilers below unmasked makoto)

a tired and overworked CEO...😵‍💫

who's hopelessly bad at self care...🌡️

[evilkitten3]

au where there's like a paperwork error and sasuke ends up on team eight. but no one else's placement changes. so kakashi has to deal with just naruto and sakura, who isn't filtering herself at all. or better yet, sasuke gets swapped with kiba, so kakashi has to deal with three loudmouth hotheads, one of whom can just track him down whenever he's late.

meanwhile kurenai's first lesson is homicide 101 and sasuke thinks he just hit the team jackpot

[coquelicoq]

i have absolutely no filter in one very specific area, which is that if someone smells good i always tell them immediately and with great enthusiasm. unfortunately this has led many people to think i was hitting on them when actually i just really like smells. apparently i can come across as incredibly forward to people, but only that subset of people who smell really really good. if you smell normal we will probably have a regular time.

[teddyniffler]

Every day I am reminded that Tom Riddle helped Ginny write that love poem to Harry.

Tom, bored of Ginny already and holding in his laughter: You could always compare his eyes to toads, they are green.

Ginny: His eyes are as green as ... a fresh pickled toad!

Tom, now crying with laughter: It's beautiful, Ginny.

Ginny: His Hair is as dark as a Blackboard. I wish he was mine...

(Tom: Kill me now)

Tom, oozing with hatred at Harry: How about 'He's really divine', as he must have god-like powers to stop You Know Who after all...

(Tom: I must know how he lived... how did he survive? I must meet this boy)

Tom, now seething in sarcasm: How about ending it with, something like, 'Hero who conquered the Dark Lord' that's a good ending.

(Tom: I wonder if anybody picks up on the Dark Lord part. I would love to get the girl's family framed for being my supporters...)

Tom, rolling his eyes: Okay Ginny, show me the finished poem please.

Ginny: His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad. His hair is as dark as a blackboard.I wish he was mine, he's really divine. The hero who conquered the Dark Lord. 🥰💝🥰

Tom, trying to rip out his own pages: Ginny, it's the best thing I've ever heard. He will just love it.

[salteytakesonmanga]

The fact that everyone made it here at the same time - let alone that Zoro made it here at all - is a level of coincidence that feels important to note. It’s not just that Oda needed the crew here to witness this. He makes it feel like there’s something about Luffy and this situation that drew everyone here. It’s convenient, but not in the way that makes you roll your eyes. There’s something satisfying about this, it builds the tension and makes you think “ah, of course everyone wound up here, that’s the way it’s supposed to be” even if you don’t know what’s coming.