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charbies · 2 months ago
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process vid for fun & bc I don't use AI :+)
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kvothes · 2 months ago
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so true
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sadclowncentral · 6 months ago
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my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.
it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.
it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords
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slyandthefamilybook · 1 month ago
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tumblr glitched out somehow but idc because this is way better than the original poll
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electronicmail · 1 month ago
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honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14
I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!
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haunted-xander · 6 months ago
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If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready
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atalana · 8 months ago
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the curse of adhd:
i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text
i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago
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License to Kitty.
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burntblueberrywaffles · 10 months ago
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[I.D. an edited version of the "is this a pigeon" meme. A man with glasses, captioned "my overstimulated ass" points at a butterfly, captioned "someone making an annoying noise". At the bottom of the image, a dialogue caption reads "is this a crime deserving the death sentence?" end I.D.]
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loopnoid · 1 month ago
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claudeleine thru the eras
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splatoonlink · 8 months ago
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HELP i was watching off the hook perform and the angle i was at makes it look like pearl is being repeatedly set on fire 😭
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skorpionegrass · 4 months ago
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the greatest spell you'll ever know
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lemongogo · 2 months ago
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dont forget what happened to icarus
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whump-it-like-its-hot · 1 year ago
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So earlier in art class today, someone drew a characters hands in their pockets and mentioned that hands are really like the ultimate end boss of art, and most of us wholeheartedly agreed. So then, our teacher went ahead and free handed like a handful of hands on the board, earning a woah from a couple of students. So the one from earlier mentioned how it barely took the teacher ten seconds to do what I can’t do in three hours. And you know what he responded?
“It didn’t take me ten seconds, it took me forty years.”
And you know, that stuck with me somehow. Because yeah. Drawing a hand didn’t take him fourth years. But learning and practicing to draw a hand in ten seconds did. And I think there’s something to learn there but it’s so warm and my brain is fried so I can’t formulate the actual morale of the lesson.
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crustaceousfaggot · 8 months ago
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No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer
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spiderbitesandvampirevenom · 5 months ago
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"this is a universal queer experience"
>ask if it's universal or white
>they don't understand
>I pull out a diagram explaining what is universal and what is white
>they laugh and say "It's a good experience sir"
>I'm a native american trans woman
>Experience is white
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