#and ofc jack just thinks he's joking. he's not.
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S/O DATING THE CREEPYPASTAS *ā§āŗĖāŗą¬Ŗ(ą¹ć»Ļć»)ą©ą„ā¾ā¾
Author's note:
This was just supposed to be a #Rylan Rambles but u h I may have gone too far. So THIS IS MESSY SINCE I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. so please don't expect anything good, I am good at art not story things.
T.w.:
for Eyeless Jack's part is cannibalism ofc
Jeff the killer
Jeff's type is very motherly like he loves a partner who's sweet but will basically drag him by the ear and lecture him for being a bitch. he is loving and sweet in his own way BUT you do have to have thick skin. at least for a while. he'll be throwing every insult in the book at you trying to get you away from him. he is scared of being vulnerable. So as he figures out his emotions it'll definitely be rough for a while and if you play into the "bit" and insulting him back, HE'D BE BLUSHING thinking you know how he feels. Be prepared since that'll be you two's love language! But for anyone who wants a relationship with this man there will definitely be some obstacles with him not being able to properly communicate his emotions in a healthy manner, his anger issues, the fact that this is probably his first ever relationship so it'll be rocky no matter what you do. But when you get over those obstacles and you are still there holding his hand with a smile you'll have a boyfriend FOR LIFE. Also become a sweetheart for those who love the idea of Jeff being soft to his partner.
Eyeless jack
His type to me personally is someone who treats him like he is a normal human being. That's it that's the one thing that'll make him fall head over heels in LOVE with you. But bonus points if you like to crack jokes and puns those ALWAYS make him laugh! He is a simple demon. However, THIS relationship is very much a MESS for at least the first half of it, you're in a relationship with a giant fluffy demon who eats human flesh did you expect it to be normal? This relationship is definitely a game of tug of war of him wanting to basically make you his dinner and wanting to keep you around because he loves you. You'd have to walk a really thin line to make sure this demon doesn't take one of your kidneys. But after a LONG while he'd start to actually act normal for the MOST part. Listen, I love to imagine this guy to be VERY creaturely. you know this if you have seen my design of him after a one or two years of being around you and not eating you; he leave a corpse (whether it's human or animal up to you) at your door like it's some gift from one giant cat.
Tim Wright/Masky
Tim/Masky's type is very "wife"-like if that makes sense (I headcanon him to be Bi-romantic Ace-spec so gender doesn't matter) like Tim to me loves the idea of having the white picit fence dream! it lets him feel like he's normal even for abit. Loves the idea of coming home from work to hug his partner from behind as he watches them cook dinner. Very domestic very demure. To most he's a pretty rough guy considering Masky but to me he's definitely a softy. compliment him and he'll be putty in your hands. 10/10 would 10000% smooch. But you two definitely sometimes have some trouble especially when Masky takes over. With that one YOU WILL N O T be able to sleep. every time you try to sleep be prepared to be shaken awake because masky finds it funny to startle you awake.
Brian Thomas/Hoodie
Listen we had Tim now we gotta do Brian, THEY ARE TWO PEAS IN A BOD YALLš. His type to me personally is just a funny good vibes person, who loves being on the go and not in one place for too long. Now, this relationship is basically MADE OUT OF POSITIVE VIBES. Brian to me is definitely the type to praise his partner AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY he is a absolute sweetheart. You'd also definitely love him if you like nature walks and hikes. You definitely had to be the first to confess though because if you didn't this situation would definitely be just mutual pining. Also definitely the type to always be following behind his partner since I like to think bro is a TALL man, he wants you to see whats Infront of you and not block the way. His nickname for his partner something nature relationship "duckling" "lil mushroom" "sunshine" or something similar!
#headcanon#headcannons#creepypasta#creepypasta headcanon#rylan rambles#jeff the killer headcanons#jeffery woods#jeff the killer creepypasta#tim marble hornets#tim masky#creepypasta masky#masky marble hornets#mh masky#mh hoody#hoody marble hornets#hoody creepypasta#brian thomas#eyeless jack creepypasta#eyeless jack#eyeless jack x reader#tim wright x reader#jeff the killer x reader#brian thomas x reader
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to clarify: elsa fell first and immediately buried the realization beneath six billion tons of emotional constipation where she planned to never touch it again for the rest of her life whereas jack is both a) accustomed to (unwillingly) keeping some form of distance between himself and most of his relationships and b) generally a clueless idiot and therefore it took him forever to realize exactly what was going on with his feelings
#txt#ted tried dropping a few hints#my headcanon for what he says to jack at the end of wbn to make him laugh is 'hey you know i'd be down to give polyamory a try if you were'#and ofc jack just thinks he's joking. he's not.#and thus ted was trapped watching this little soap opera play out#trying desperately to wingman for his husband
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"God i hate shuichi SO much he's so pathetic and annoying i wish he died instead of-" š„š„š„š«
#mindless chatter#rant#shuichi saihara#Listen i get it. I do i know he's not everyone's favorite#But some of shuichi's haters are so...... good Lord#maybe its cuz i relate and like him a lot but yall are so ruthless and for what#like yknow what.. maybe he isn't that good at being murder cases...... BECAUSE HE WAS NEVER MEANT TO#HIS PREVIOUS DETECTIVE LIFE WAS DEDICATED TO INFIDELITY CASES AND SMALLER SHIT#OFC HE'S NO KYOKO WHY DO YOU THINK HE COMPARES HIMSELF TO HER SM#and how shuichi suffers so Much mentally but noo he's a damn emo boy.......... side EYE#ik most or whatever amount of the hate are jokes but like man i just.. do not Care#Let me browse through his tags online in Peace#This is.. dumb#dont mind me. Its 1030 pm im tired and im a lil bitch about my faves#Normal me is like respect peoples opinions c:#Mental illness me is like THEY HATE CHARACTER? BEAT THEM WITH METAL PIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I could also apply this to gonta and kaito#But hate for them is less common and more so stuff like#They're dumb as rock and (instead thing that literally isnt them)#Like okay you can say you didn't pay jack shit anout them its fine#Okay thats enough goodbye (walks away with my ass out)
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bro i hate my country's politicians so much it's unreal
#i truly and sincerely hope they all die in a fire i am not even slightly joking#they promote violence and encourage an even deeper split between the people. bc it helps them#and it's disgusting. they don't care who they hurt as long as they get more power#actually they DO care who they hurt. they WANT to hurt people!! that's how they get more right wing voters!!!!!#they openly and proudly announce they want palestinians dead and out of their homes and it's sickening#(the fact this is WHY people vote them is even more sickening. they fact they were allowed to get this far is awful)#in addition to that they ofc want the lgbt community dead and they actively hurt women's rights bc how can they not :^)#i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here#sorry for talking politics. i try to avoid it but everyone on social media is talking about it. i'm so tired i hope we all explode fr#actually i'm not done i really need to vent lol#it really feels like there's no hope. the fact it keeps happening. and it gets worse every election cycle#and it's all bc fucking netanyahu is trying to avoid going to jail :^) i hope he dies today right now actually#for years everyone on the left jokes abt moving to another country but now it's becoming literally real#many people already HAVE left the country!!!!! like how fucked up is that!!!!!! that's how bad things are here!!!!!!#there's been rallies and protests for months now. i think nearly half a year at this point bc i remember it started in the winter#but obviously it doesn't do jack shit. bc why would it. if none of the right wing politicians literally get murdered -#- there is no real threat to them and so they have no actual reason to care. i sincerely think someone should take one for the team -#- and kill one of them lol i truly think this is the only solution at this point.#not to mention many of them are literally just. gross people. you hear them talk and can tell they have no experience in politics#they're all violent and constantly yell and this is how they appeal to the other violent people here#which is also why i think violence is the only way they'll understand. but alas if the left becomes violent we will be hated even more#ignoring the fact they have been violent this whole time yeah? they literally try to RUN OVER PROTESTERS#do you see why i have no hope here. do you see why i hate this so much. how can one be optimistic about this. everything sucks
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I want a dissertation on brotherhood in relation to birth order and senses of responsibility focusing on Eric Matthews and his relationship to school, sexuality, *homo*sexuality, and masculinity and how he projects/protects Cory through all of this and I want it NOW!
(Lots of fun little unorganized thoughts in tags <3)
#I feel like I could hella write that this summer#hmmm#thinking about what I'll want to major in starting fall '24 and I'll go into medicine eventually but an english major... looking pretty nic#for now at least#this specific topic is because I Love Eric Matthews like I'm only in s2 but he's so. he loves his siblings so so so much and it's so obviou#I've heard there's some contention btwn him and his father and ofc I've heard about Eric and Jack and AUGH it's gonna give me SO MUCH-#-material to work with! his relationship with Feeny is just starting to become what I've seen people talk about and! there are So many-#-implications with it I just!!#he's clearly such a good role model for Cory and very much wants to protect/guide him from some of the lesions in guidance allowed by their#-parents#(I'm an older brother and I See how much more my younger brother gets away with and I wasn't as good about it as Eric but I have tried-)#(-coparenting before and Eric is just so much more subtle/helpful with it. our age gaps are different which is def relevant but jfdhbdj)#clearly his failings in school act as a buffer for Cory's; clearly he's trying to watch out for Cor falling into the same dating traps-#-(they keep mirroring? hello??) clearly there's something abt friendship models as well#and we all know that shory is SO homoerotic and while his parents aren't like homophobes it's def Eric who's making jokes and treating it-#-so normally (esp! for a 90s show) that is makes me wonder how his friendships have been shaped by his attitudes towards platonic (?) male-#-sensuality/physicality. how his parents had acted in the past that Cor is unaware of (they are 4-5 yrs apart) that fucked up Eric and how-#-he's trying to protect Cor and how A&A are letting it slide more bc of how it fucked Eric. a lot of this is wishful projecting oops#(A&A is Amy & Alan)#and Eric is just so. comfortably masculine like he's such a little guy augh#all of the men in this show are so Generally positively masculine like even Harley is like that- he's amused by these little 7th graders-#-who can't seem to leave them alone and he threatens them a lot but after he saw Eric sticking up for Cor (+ Mr. Turner) he seems to-#-respect the whole family a lot more. and his respect/caring for TK is insane and his Freddie+Joey (clearly in love idc) are simply allowed#-to exist and are protected and supported by him- Harley (the closest we've seen to toxic masculinity so far barring maybe Alan but idk)#and don't even get me STARTED on Mr. Turner and Mr. Feeny ugh. those two + Cor OH SHIT they are the maid the mother the crone but men lowke#motifs of 3 (we started Brodeck's Report in eng today) and mirrors and foreshadowing etc etc#anyways that's why I'd focus on Eric bc I can't stop thinking abt EVERYONE and that would be Too long of an essay#parallels btwn Jason (or Jack we'll see)/Eric and Shawn/Cory could SO work with that#would not bring in GMW though that would also be Too long of an essay#pavloving myself into loving analysis of media bc of IB english <3 stockholm type beat
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meet the piastris
oscar piastri x reader
warnings - pregnancy, children (is this a warning idk maybe), this is disgustingly fluffy, insinuation of smut, mention of death (as a joke), i think that's it xoxo
face claim - girls on pinterest
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oscarpiastri: so excited to see what the future holds for our family and i'm incredibly lucky to share this with the love of my life
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y/n.l/n: how could you do this to me
oscarpiastri: ?
y/n.l/n: this is so sweet but now i'm crying and covered in snot
y/n.l/n: i love you (we have run out of tissues)
oscarpiastri: i love you too (i'll buy them on my way back home and some hot chocolate)
user1: i need someone that is as down bad for me as oscar is for y/n
user2: ikr man is whipped
oscarpiastri: have you seen her shes gorgeous?!?
user3: OSCAR JACK PIASTRI THE LAST PICTURE!!!
user4: the gasp i gusped
landonorris: my honest reaction šš„°š
y/n.l/n: š¤ please stop thirsting over my husband
landonorris: i'm so sorry queen it won't happen again šš
user5: what just happened
landonorris: she's scary pregnant ā¹ļø
mclaren: we can't wait to meet the baby papayas! (zac does need to have a chat with you about what is appropriate to post on social media)
oscarpiastri: why?
user6: unbothered king
user7: served
mclaren: i give up
landonorris: warming up for my uncle duties
oscarpiastri: who told you, you can be their uncle?
landonorris: šØš°š«š¤¢š¤®šµ
y/n.l/n: wait i feel bad
y/n.l/n: you can be their uncle ig š
landonorris: yes! i'm going to buy them go karts
user8: y/n are you sure this is wise?
y/n.l/n: his emotional vulnerability got to me (also please don't buy my babies go karts)
logansargeant: i'll be their favorite uncle though right?
y/n.l/n: ofc š©·
oscarpiastri: oh definitely
user9: uncle logiebear!!
landonorris: uncle lan*
logansargeant: you guys are going to be the best parents, i can't wait to meet the little ones
oscarpiastri: no please i've just stocked up on tissues
y/n.l/n: THANK YOU THIS IS SO SWEET I'M SOBBING I BET THEY CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU TOO
user10: i can't wait for dad oscar content
y/n.l/n: neither can i
user11: he's going to look so hot
y/n.l/n: HEY! he's mine
oscarpiastri: what she said!
user12: i love them
yourbestfriend: i hope they take after y/n looks wise xx
oscarpiastri: me too
y/n.l/n: they better do i've been the one carrying them around for nine months
y/n.l/n: but also osc is hella cute so its a win win
yourbestfriend: you two are disgustingly cute
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y/n.l/n: welcome to the world freya and ruby piastri you are already so loved
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user13: they are adorable
oscarpiastri: the most adorable ever actually
y/n.l/n: agreed
landonorris: wait they are so tiny are they meant to be that small?
oscarpiastri: mate.. they are babies but are you meant to be that small?
landonorris: š
user14: gagged
danielricciardo: congrats
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lilymhe: their names are so cute
lilymhe: and so are they
y/n.l/n: thank you bby
user15: i have such bad baby fever and you are not helping
y/n.l/n: you may want to avert your eyes because they are literally going to be my entire feed from now on soz
user16: i don't blame you queen they are too precious
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oscarpiastri: we make cute babies
y/n.l/n: we really do
oscarpiastri: we should have some more
user17: sir it has been 2 days
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mclaren: our future driver lineup
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y/n.l/n: oscar! unlike this i don't think my heart could take watching them race
lewishamilton: congratulations guys
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landonorris: have you got the clothes i sent them yet?
y/n.l/n: yes thank you it was so... thoughtful of you to buy them shirts with your face on
landonorris: they have to know who their favorite uncle is
oscarpiastri: and the best way to do this was through a shirt?
landonorris: correct
yourbestfriend: sending mine now
logansargeant: me too
user18: the whole grid is all so excited for them!!
user19: it's so sweet
oscarpiastri: i think they just want to see who will be the favorite
yourbestfriend: iām going to spoil them so much
y/n.l/n: you already have
yourbestfriend: well i'm gonna spoil them even more
charles_leclerc: future ferrari fans
maxverstappen1: future redbull fans*
georgerussell63: future mercedes fans**
oscarpiastri: no š§”
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logansargeant: can't wait to meet them!!
y/n.l/n: they can't wait to meet you either!!
user20: they can't talk
y/n.l/n: a mother knows x
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caption- we send our congratulations to oscar and y/n as they welcome freya and ruby piastri to their family and as we welcome them to the papaya family
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y/n.l/n: papaya girls! š§”
mclaren: the mclaren merch is on the way
y/n.l/n: only if it's 81 merch
user21: freya and ruby mclaren takeover when?
user22: looking forward the dad oscar content
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caption- race day !!
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user23: manifesting an oscar win š
y/n.l/n: vroom vroom
yourbestfriend: i'm coming over again (to see the girls)
y/n.l/n: aww i've missed you (so have the girls)
francisca.cgomes: missing you in the paddock
y/n.l/n: miss you too
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caption- i don't think the girls are as invested as me yet š¤
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yourbestfriend: i'm speeding to get there they are so cute
y/n.l/n: omg be safe please
user24: i wish i was freya or ruby
mclaren: living their best life
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oscarpiastri: babies day out
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user25: they are 6 months old and are literally living my dream life
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user26: don't mind me i'm just going to find a cliff to jump off x
y/n.l/n: the best type of days
oscarpiastri: especially with you
user27: he's so disgustingly in love
user28: y/n could make anyone act like that
user29: osc is his girl's personal photographer
user30: we love him for that though
user31: we need our y/n, ruby and freya content
yourbestfriend: all three of my girls are looking adorable š„°
oscarpiastri: my girls
yourbestfriend: know your place x
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oscarpiastri: Y/N!?
landonorris: when are you letting me babysit š š
oscarpiastri: ...soon
landonorris: YOU HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR 2 MONTHS
landonorris: its never going to happen is it
user32: poor lando
lilymhe: hot mama š
y/n.l/n: stop i'm blushing and giggling rn
oscarpiastri: damn everyone is trying to steal my girl today š
user33: she is hot tho
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y/n.l/n: the dad oscar content you have all been waiting for xx
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y/n.l/n: my husband is so so hot š„µš„µš„µ
user34: no need to rub it in
user35: how does it feel to live my dream
y/n.l/n: it feels amazing š
user36: thank you y/n we all say in unison
user37: thank you y/n
user38: thank you y/n
landonorris: thank you y/n
y/n.l/n: get out of here š¤Ø
user39: never beating the twinkclaren accusations
user40: foaming at the mouth
user41: oscar with his babies i'm going to combust
oscarpiastri: i'm putting the second picture in my wallet
y/n.l/n: you're so cute i'm sobbing š©·
user42: he's so girl dad
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user43: he's so daddy
y/n.l/n: well yes actually
oscarpiastri: oh-
landonorris: my eyes!!
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oscarpiastri: date night (thank you to logan for looking after the girls)
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user44: waiting patiently for lando's breakdown
y/n.l/n: my date is so fit šš
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landonorris: WHAT
landonorris: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
landonorris: do you want me to cry
y/n.l/n: we texted you...
oscarpiastri: yeah we wanted 2 people to look after them since it was the first time leaving them without family
landonorris: what!?!??
user45: i can feel his devastation through the screen
georgerussell63: he's been bitching about this for so long and he didn't see the message šš
landonorris: leave me alone š
user46: my favs
logansargeant: the girls had so much fun with their favorite uncle
landonorris: š¢š¢
carmenmmundt: you better have bought her the flowers
alexandrasaintmleux: you better have treated her like a princess
oscarpiastri: ofc only the best for my girl
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caption: one year of loving you two š§”
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user47: i think i can finally tell who is who
user48: wait no
y/n.l/n: our babies are growing up
oscarpiastri: maybe we should have another then
y/n.l/n: when the girls turn 2 we can talk about it
oscarpiastri: i guess we will just have to practice until then
y/n.l/n: when do you get home?š¤
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y/n.l/n: happy 1st birthday to my babies STOP GROWING THEY ARE GETTING SO BIG I CAN'T HANDLE THIS š«š«
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user49: i'm so invested in the piastri twins i'm crying at their birthday post š„²š„²
user50: we are witnessing piastri world domination šŖ
yourbestfriend: where has the time gone
y/n.l/n: i swear they were born last week
oscarpiastri: they are growing up so fast š©·
y/n.l/n: i've been crying about this all week
user51: she is all of us
user52: i just know their birthday party was banging
landonorris: the cake was amazing
mclaren: are ruby and freya enjoying their presents?
y/n.l/n: they love them!! thank you mclaren š§”
a/n - thank you for reading i hope you enjoyed and as always any feedback is apppreciated <3
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being best friends with the hughes and jack having always been in love with her and everyone knows but her. they finally get together and when jack tell everyoneās no oneās believes him and thinks he joking
okay...so i may have done like way too much plot for this but I honestly cant help myself. i also don't know if this was a request for a fic or a text but I wrote a fic (oops drop it in my inbox if you wanted it as a text and I'll do it)
it's nice to have a friend(jack hughes x bsf!reader)
summary: fluff! pining (from jack ofc), bsfs to lovers, luke being an absolute child, basically jack picking you up on a rescue misson
warnings!! cursing, kissing
wc: 3k
āY/n L/n drunk and crying on the curb. Youāre in your element.ā Jack smiled at you out the passenger window from the driver's seat. You had been out with your friends for a girls night. It was supposed to be fun and you were supposed to let loose, but instead you found yourself chasing your wasted friends around all night. You were too busy making sure they wouldnāt do anything stupid to have any fun of your own. When you went to the bar to get a drink you turned around and they were gone. They left you by yourself in the city in the middle of the night, and being scared to ride in an Uber alone, you decided to call your best friend, Jack.
āIām not drunk, asshole. Iām barely even tipsy.ā You got up to stand, walking towards the car door, hopping in with one swift motion. You climbed into the seat, slamming the door behind you, and crossing your arms. Jackās gaze lingered over you for a moment watching your misery which he hated more than anything. He graced you with an empathetic half smile before turning his hazards off and driving the car back onto the road.Ā
He sighed deeply, turning the radio down slightly āWhat happened?ā he asked softly.
āMaria and Chloe left me in the bar alone. Some creep was all over me at the bar and I guess they assumed I was good with him.ā You sniffled out, wiping your eyes with the back of your hand. āI spent the whole night chasing them around.ā Jack placed a hand on your shoulder, rubbing it comfortingly. āI just wanted one night of my own to let loose and have fun.ā You flailed your arms in the air letting tears escape your eyes.Ā
āHey, the night is still young.ā You turned your head to look over at him, noticing how perfect his jawline looked through the street lights. āWe can still have fun. Lukeās staying with Quinn in Vancouver. We'll hang out just the two of us like old times.ā Jackās words settled in, and you couldnāt help the small smile tugging at your lips. Despite the situation, he always knew how to lift your spirits.
You glanced over to him, letting out a deep breath. āYeah? Sure youāre up for it? Itās already almost one.ā
Jack scoffed playfully and squeezed your shoulder. āOf course I am. Youāre my favorite person and we canāt have you sad on a Saturday evening.āĀ
The drive back to the apartment was silent for the most part. You watched out the window, the familiar streets making you feel more at ease. You and Jack walked through the apartment complex in silence, watching as he fiddled for his keys in his pocket. You stepped through the door, letting the scent of the cinnamon candle fill your nose. You felt almost immediately at ease as you flopped onto Jackās bed, letting his soft duvet entrap your body.
āGet out of my bed.ā Jack laughed, pulling you up by your arm.
āWhy? Iām so tired.ā You pouted, giving him puppy eyes.
āYou know the rule, no outside clothes in my bed. No makeup either, youāll get it on the white sheets.ā Jack smiled as he walked over to his dresser, pulling out a devils t-shirt and a pair of boxers for you to wear.
āNuh uh. Your dick has been in those.ā You crossed your arms, glaring at Jack who had the clothes in hand.
āTheyāve been washed. Donāt get your panties in a twist.ā He threw them over to you.
āCorrection, donāt get these Jack Hughes gray Calvin Klein boxers in a twist.ā You said, making your way towards the bathroom. You slipped your sweaty black dress off your body, stealing some of Jackās deodorant before pulling the shirt over your head. You took a moment to stare at yourself in the mirror, analyzing everything that had gone wrong tonight. You felt a small sense of betrayal from your friends as sadness crept up on you. You wondered what kind of friend would leave you alone in a bar with some random man in the middle of the night with no ride home. Jack would never do that, no he wouldāve never let the guy get within two feet of you. Suddenly relief washed over you, realizing that you were safe at Jackās house and not sleeping on the floor of Chloeās apartment. He wanted nothing more than to make you comfortable, though you couldnāt tell why. You pulled the boxers up and began carefully wiping your makeup off with the neutrogena makeup wipes that Jack kept at his place for you. You started to glance around the bathroom noticing that he kept a lot of things here for you. You always knew they were there because you used them, but you never really took attention to the gesture. You looked down at the sink seeing your pink toothbrush, whitening strips, cerave face wash, and your expensive mouthwash he knows you like. You turned your head to the back of the toilet where Jack had put various feminine products in glass containers. You glanced at the shelves in the shower at your shampoo, conditioner, sugar scrub, shaving cream, and your razor. Thatās a lot of things that cost a good bit of money. You thought to yourself, this place screams āI have a girlfriendā do girls not notice these when they come over? Come to think of it, Jackās never really mentioned girls around you. You knew he had them of course from Luke and Quinn, but you never bothered to ask him thinking it may cross a line. You however, spent endless hours talking his ear off about your male conquests. Guys from work, home, bars, hinge, you name him and Jackās heard about him.
āYou good in there?ā Jack knocked on the door.
āY-yeah iām alright just finishing taking off my makeup.ā You replied, his voice breaking your trance.
āJust making sure you didnāt pass out.ā You couldnāt see him, but you could sense his sly smile through his voice.
āIām not drunk, Jack!ā You shouted, kicking the door which resulted in several giggles from him. You wiped the final streak of eyeliner off your face and made your way out of the bathroom. You immediately caught sight of Jack lounging on the bed in his sweatsuit, computer in his lap. He looked up from the screen to subtly stare at you in his clothes. His eyes softening at the sight of you, his shirt fit comically large around your frame, but it was perfect to him in some way.
āGonna keep staring at me like some fuckinā weirdo?ā You raised your eyebrows at him.
He scoffed, āSit down, pretty girl.ā He scooched over so you could lay beside him, your shoulders brushing against each other as you took your spot.
āNo, pretty girl left a few seconds ago when I took off my makeup.ā You turned your face slightly to look at him. A smile was already growing across his face.
āImpossible. Thereās one looking at me right now.ā The two of you held your gaze for a few moments, neither of you sure what to do next. Your heart began to pound as you thought of the possibility of him kissing you. You quickly turned your face towards the laptop screen.
āSo what are we watching?ā You cleared your throat, your head finding its place to rest on his shoulder.
āNot one of those stupid romcoms you like.ā You smacked his shoulder playfully and scoffed.
āYou love those movies!āĀ
āWrong. I liked Ten Things I Hate About You.ā
āSo, that's the pick?ā Jack groaned, throwing his head back.
āFine! But no crying.ā He started typing the movie into the search engine, clearly pretending to grumble about it. You settled against him, head on his shoulder, letting yourself sink into his skin as the movie started. His arm wrapped around you, pulling you closer, and you tried to distract yourself from the way his thumb absentmindedly traced patterns along your arm. You could feel him stealing glances of you as the movie went on, his head shifting slightly. You felt the warmth of his gaze and couldnāt help to sneak a few back, each one resulting in a smirk or a soft laugh from him. It was enough to make your heart race. As the poem scene began playing, you couldnāt help but let tears fall. You shifted to wipe your eyes, feeling silly but not caring.
Jack chuckled, pulling you in closer, his voice low and teasing āI thought we agreed no crying.ā
āShut up.ā You mumbled, hiding your face in his shoulder. āIāve seen it so many times, but it just gets me yāknow?ā
He rested his chin on your head, giving you a gentle squeeze. Your heart thudded as he pulled back slightly to look down at you, his face closer than ever, his blue eyes scanning your expression trying to read your thoughts. You felt a rush of courage and held his gaze, feeling the redness rise to your cheeks. Finally, Jack spoke, his voice barely above a whisper.
āYāknow you donāt need makeup for me. Youāre perfect the way you are.ā You blinked, catching your breath as his words sunk in. He brushed a strand of hair from your face and before you could think twice, you found yourself leaning in to close the gap between the two of you. Maybe it was the confidence of the alcohol, but that had almost entirely worn off. Jackās eyes flickered with something unspoken as he met you halfway, his lips pressing softly to yours for a lingering kiss. The two of you held the kiss for a moment, his teeth subtly biting your bottom lip gently. His hand moved to cup the back of your head, as yours moved to his arm. The kiss intensified in an instant, releasing every amount of tension that kept it hidden for so long. You both pulled back, foreheads resting against each other, each of you breathless. He stole one last kiss, before pulling away entirely, smiles growing slowly as the realization hit.
āI love you.ā He cooed out, his hand still resting on the back of your head. You let out a soft laugh, moving to rest your forehead in the crook of his neck, wrapping your arms around his body.
āI love you too, Jacky.ā He quickly moved his hands to wrap around your waist, pulling you in closer to his body, letting the scent of your perfume entrap him. Your legs were tangled, letting yourself drift off to sleep as the tv played softly in the background, neither of you watching any longer. Jack waited until you were asleep before moving you over, so he could spoon you letting himself breathe. He pulled his phone from the nightstand with his freehand to text his brothers about tonight's victory.
Jack: Guys I did it. Sheās mine. Told her I loved her.
Luke: Who?
Jack: Y/n
Quinn: HAHA no way
Jack: Yes way
Luke: No. Number one you're too much of a little bitch to ever tell her, two she would never ACTUALLY go for you.
Quinn: As much as I want you to go for it, you never would
Jack: I DID I SWEAR
Luke: Yeah okay pal cya tomorrow
The night was peaceful, you and Jack were wrapped in each other throughout your sleep. The morning light was harsh on your eyes which Jack took notice of, and got up from the bed to close the blinds. You subtly shifted your body onto the pillow at the sense of Jackās absence. He chuckled softly and moved his way to the kitchen to start preparing breakfast. Luke was coming home today with Quinn alongside him. He didnāt expect to have you over last night, but my goodness was he happy about it. Jack began mixing batter in a bowl for the pancakes, letting his mind drag him to the memory of you sound asleep next to him in his bed. He wanted every night to be that way. He glanced over to his door hoping that maybe you would stumble out of his room, but he knew you were tired from the night before. He was in the middle of flipping a pancake when he heard the front door open, followed by the familiar voices of his brothers.Ā
āGuess who's back!ā Luke shouted, walking into the apartment, throwing his bag on the couch. āOoh! Pancakes!ā Luke ran to the kitchen trying to get in Jackās way, to which he responded by pulling the plate of finished pancakes out of Lukeās grasp.
āUh uh! Go wash your hands first.ā Luke groaned and made his way to the closest bathroom, which was Jackās.
āYouāre such a mom.ā Quinn remarked, taking a seat at a barstool. āFunny joke last night, but seriously you need to tell Y/n how you feel. Even if she doesnāt feel the same, itāll at least stop you from following her around like a lovesick puppy.ā Jack slammed the stack of pancakes on the counter, pulling out four plates instead of three which Quinn didnāt take notice of.
āIām not joking. I actually did it.ā Jack scoffed.
āUh huh sure, and I quit my job last night.ā Quinn laughed out as Jack sent him a middle finger. The scene was quickly interrupted by Luke storming out of Jackās room, running towards the kitchen. āWoah, Luke. Slow down.ā Luke was panting, hands on his knees trying to catch his breath from the run he just took.
āThere'sā¦Aā¦ā He took deep breaths before every word.
āThereās a what?ā Quinn questioned, pulling a pancake from the pile onto his plate.
āThereās a girl in Jackās bed.ā He panted out. Quinnās eyes widened, immediately shifting his gaze to Jack who was smirking.
āSo mr I confessed my love to Y/n last night has a girl in his bed?ā Jack threw his head down at the stupidity of his brother. āKnew you were lyinā
āWHO DO YOU THINK THE GIRL IS?ā Jack yelled, a wide smile across his face. Lukeās mouth dropped immediately, forgetting about the pancakes he ran back to Jackās room, Quinn following close behind. Luke didnāt think twice before jumping on the bed throwing his body over yours. You awakened in an instant, you rubbed your eyes and looked up to Luke who was wearing a sly smile.Ā
āGross Luke. How much axe body spray did you put on?ā You groaned out, your eyes still not fully opened.
āNo! Gross Y/n. You kissed our brother!ā Quinn stated as he moved his way onto the bed, lying down next to you, propping himself up on his elbows. You squinted your eyes, trying to find the strength to keep them open.Ā
āSheās in his bed, they definitely did more than kissing.ā Luke laughed out and you sent him a hit to the shoulder.
āGet off me you asshole!ā You pushed Luke off, climbing your way out of the bed and towards Jack's dresser.Ā
āAfter all this time I canāt believe he actually did it.ā Quinn let out with a chuckle as you pulled one of Jackās hoodies from the drawer.
āWhat are you talking about?ā You said pulling the hoodie over your head.
āDude, Jackās been in love with you since like seventh grade.ā Luke shifted his position to the edge of the bed as you turned to face him.
āAre you serious?ā You squinted your eyes, crossing your arms.
āAre you kidding? You never knew? He made it so painfully obvious.ā Quinn chuckled, throwing his head back slightly. You stood there still processing what Quinn said, your heart pounding at the revelation. Jack had been in love with you since seventh grade? How did you miss that? All those little gestures, every time he was always there when you needed him, the way heād listened to you talk about every guy you dated, even if you could sense his slight discomfort. It all made sense now.
Luke, still lounging on the bed, watched your reaction with a mischievous grin, āSo do you like him back, or was last night just someā¦experimental sleepover?ā
āLuke, stop. Itās- complicated.ā You turned your head trying to hide your blush, knowing damn well that it wasnāt complicated. You just didnāt want to have this conversation with Jackās teasing brothers who just so happened to be your best friends.
āComplicated?! He literall-ā Luke started but was cut off by Jack walking in the room looking mildly confused and a bit exasperated.
āHey hey! Letās not harass Y/n right when she wakes up.āĀ
Quinn laughed and stood up, clapping Jack on the back. āLook, lover boy, we're just helping her process the last decade of weird repressed feelings the two of you have. She had no idea how obvious you were being.ā
Jack turned pink, giving you an embarrassed smile as he rubbed the back of his neck. āI wasnāt that obvious.ā he mumbled, but you could see a hint of vulnerability in his eyes.
You stepped forward, reaching for his hand. āActually you might have been, and Iā¦I mightāve been really bad at picking up the hints.ā You laughed softly, squeezing his hand, feeling the warmth of his palm on yours.
āFinally!ā Quinn groaned out, Luke flopping himself back into the bed.
āNow we donāt have to watch you guys be grossly oblivious to each other anymore.ā
Jack rolled his eyes slightly, keeping his gaze on you, a gentle smile on his face. āYou wanna go for this?ā
āAbsolutely.ā You nodded, heart pounding with happiness. Jack pulled you into his arms, planting a soft kiss to your forehead.
āGood. Because I wasnāt planning on letting go anytime soon.ā
Luke groaned loudly from the bed, interrupting the moment. āYou guys are disgusting. Breakfast is getting cold.ā You and Jack let out a subtle laugh before walking to the kitchen, hand in hand.
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nsfw alphabet - m.s įÆ į”£š©
A = Aftercare (what theyāre like after sex)
matty boy is just the sweeeeetest and bestest at aftercare, heāll make sure youāre doing okay, if you need any snacks or water, if you need a bath, if you need a massage, you name it heās ready.Ā
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerās)
matt LOVES your thighs omfg he loves it when theyāre wrapped around his head while hes eating you out and he loves feeling them up when youāre sitting on his lap or even just sitting next to him at a restaurant
OH AND HES A TIDDY MAN !!! matt loves his hands, especially when theyāre accesorized with rings and he notices you tend to stare at em a lot so he flexes them on purpose to get you riled up. he loves feeling you clench around them when hes fingering you mmmm
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
matt likes to cum in you or in your mouth mainly because itāll be easy to clean up but im like 99% sure he has a breeding kink so the feeling of him cumming in you gets him so turned on
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he likes to be submissive. he loves when you take control and ride him until he cries he thinks its so hotĀ
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyāre doing?)
i wanna say matt is experienced but not like pro level, probably like 2 bodies max, like he knows enough to get you going and he would probably do research on how to please you even more ngl and he would love to learn from you if youāre more experienced than he is
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
missionary or the one where you guys are both on your sides like spooning, he loves looking in your eyes and he loves to hold you (and your boobies)
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
i think matt would take this more serious than goofy bc he sees it as sensual and intimate but heāll definitely joke around with you afterwards. he would finish WHILE STILL INSIDE OF YOU then be like āwanna get ice creamāĀ
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
matt i wanna say is nicely shaved, little to no hair because he wants to feel clean and put together
i donāt think matt cares what you do, he does prefer if you were groomed but then again he doesnāt care just do whatever the fuck you want heās going down on you no matter what, heās called matt the munch for a reason
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
matt is a soft dom so he is definitely romantic, but he also loves to get down and nasty and call you a slut at times but he loves praising you especially saying something like āyou look so pretty, taking me so well babyā AHHHHH
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
i donāt think matt jerks off as often now that he has you, but he definitely will at times hoping you will catch him so you can dick him down
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
blindfolds, he loves seeing you squirm just by his touch not able to see and not knowing what will come next and he also loves to be blindfolded as well when you take control. itās such a different feeling and it makes his orgasm feel so good
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
the bedroom, itās a safe spot and you know, what happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom. BUT he also loves the car, he likes the risk of possibly getting caught and because itās a small space you guys are really close to each other
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
overstimulation and whining, he loves seeing you try to grab him and push him away when it gets too much for you, he loves to hear you whine and cry for him
N = No (something they wouldnāt do, turn offs)
pegging and threesomes. he doesnāt like to share you
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
OH THIS MAN LOVESSS TO GIVE YOU HEAD !!! he does it for his pleasure and ofc yours but the feeling of you trying to push his head away from sensitivity makes him want to keep going and he loves fingering you while sucking on your clit but heāll never deny receiving from you, just donāt expect him to be quiet because babygirl heās gonna be whining and groaning so loud
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P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
honestly it depends on the day, but matt is so sweet he loves the intimacy and the feeling of going slow and deep and he wants to take his time with you but heāll definitely have his rough sex moments
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
matt prefers to take his time with you but heāll never deny a quickie when youāre both feeling it
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
i think matt is open to about anything to a certain extent, he likes to experiment and he lowkey likes the risk of getting caught
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
mmm i wanna say 2-3 rounds average, but if heās looking to overstimulate you, probably 8 rounds. he has a lot of stamina idk why
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
he doesnāt own any himself because he has you but if you were to own a vibrator heād want you to try it on him. or if you had a dildo heād probably use it to fuck you as a tease like does this fuck you better than i do baby?ā
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
matt lovessss to tease you. he loves to see you begging for more
he wonāt admit it but he does like when you tease him in publicĀ
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
matt is more of a groaner and whimperer tbh, he doesnāt dirty talk a whole lot but when he does, oh man you are GONE. heās so good at dirty talk omg
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
hockey player matt! (like duhhh)
X = X-ray (letās see whatās going on under those clothes)
hmmm, iād say matt is pretty average just a little bigger, he fills you up perfectly, all snug in there, it turns him on to see his bulge through your stomach while heās fucking you
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
i donāt think heās THAT horny but heās just always down to fuck
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
matt would wait until you fall asleep first so he knows youāre doing okay, he would rub your back or pet your hair to make you sleepy and comfortable. itās rare when he falls asleep before you.
CHRIS VERSION
author's note: hola i made a matt version, i have nothing else to say, goodbye stay sexy mwah <3 HAPPY 1K TO RECKLESSMATT AHHHHHH GRATEFUL FOR ALL YOU SEXIES !!!
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āøāø ź° BROTHERS BESTFRIEND ā ĖĖĖ
simon 'ghost' riley āøāø navigation
ąØą§ š“šŗšÆš°š±š“šŖš“ : hes your brothers best friend and a friend you've known since the three of you were children, you could class him as family. so the place he chose when he needed somewhere to stay was of course your place.
ąØą§ šµš¢šØš“ : angst, fluff, smut - longtime crush, regret, dry humping, praise, degrading words, cumming inside.
You were 10 when your brother, Jack, invited his best friend over. He was 13. It just so happened that every other day he would come over, hang out with your brother and talk a little with you. Soon you began to gain a little crush on him, but he was your brother's best friend - ofc you couldn't do anything. Plus he was older than you, at the time even 3 years apart seemed like a million. Maybe when you're older?
Growing up with your brother and his best friend constantly around you, causing Simon to be classed as āfamilyā. So when he needed a place to stay after a 3 month mission, your family let him in instantly. Meaning he would live with you until his next mission - hopefully he wouldn't be as annoying as he was when he was younger. You hadn't seen him for maybe a few years after he joined the military - 3 years at least. At least your brother and him still talked so there was some sort of contact.
Knock knock knock
The door. Without thinking you stand yourself up and head to the door. You knew it was Simon and you wanted to greet him kindly. Perhaps he was still fit - ofc you would wanna be nice looking and get dressed up all cute for your old crush, definitely if he was fit. Almost sprinting to the door whilst sorting out your outfit, trying to make yourself look more presentable. Just so he doesn't think you're a scruff or anything of the sort.
"Hi!" cheerily greeting him as you fling open the door.
He retorted with a small nod and a grunt - as if he was telling you hello back. Swiftly shuffling out of the way to let him through, you couldn't help but feel like he was avoiding you. You watched him walk away, a puzzled look plastered on your face.
Entering the kitchen - leading the once known man along with you. "Tea?" murmuring trying to get away from this very awkward situation. Simon gives a slight nod, still not spilling words from his mouth. An uncomfortable atmosphere fills the space around you as you make his tea, grabbing one of your brothers' mugs, pouring the heated water into the cup. "Your brother around?" he hums, finally speaking up. A quick shake of the head comes from your person as he looks over at you mixing his tea bag into the water. One fast, clean swoop - passing the mug over to Simon as he looks into it, almost checking if it's good enough then he nods at it. āAt work.ā
Taking a small taste test of it as you lean against the counter, glaring into his eyes as he sips on the tea you had made for him. He smiles at you, a warm but slight one, before taking another sip of his tea. Gazing into his eyes and finally checking him out, head to toe.
You could tell he had just come from battle, war, revenge, just by how he was dressed. Grey sweater with his camo army pants, his vest and his big puffy black boots. Stained in blood, mud and gravel. A haze of red rushes to your cheeks as he speaks up. "like what you see or what?" grumbling with an obvious grin smelted onto his lips, under his Black, skull printed balaclava whilst he catches onto your eyes peeking at his body - lingering for more than his liking. "Oh sorry. i..i was just uh." trembling through your words as you search for an excuse.
"I was just joking, god you haven't changed a bit" he slightly laughed, your face burning through with embarrassment.
"Say yourself, you're still the cold, sarcastic little shit you were years ago." retorting back at him as you start to giggle as well. Simon stops himself from laughing more whilst holding the mug, making sure he won't drop it. "Well," he chuckles. "But at least I don't get all nervous and blush from silly, small things." Your two's banter had gone on for years, since you had met. That's probably the main reason you're so close - and the reason you fell for him whilst you were a dumb child. You both share a knowing look, and then start laughing again.
"Heard you're a lieutenant now?" you question, full well knowing the answer because your brother had told you. He gives a miniscule nod, still sipping on the tea that was almost empty now. A small smile on your face burned from the joke fight a minute ago.
Simon was never a talker. Yeah, he would piss around a bit, but still not much speaking. He would whip up some snide or mocking response in a flash if he wanted to - but most of the time he wouldn't bother. You knew Simon and you knew what he was like. So seeing him this quiet was normal - even though you were used to having a mad, loud life. Simon would only really banter with close mates, mates he had been with for a long time. It wasn't a surprise he was like this with you then, you know years of pissing each other off to mockery to small lil crushes almost made you more than just a mate he had known for a very long time.
You take a deep breath and continue with the conversation. "Anyways," biting your lip subtly while stretching and standing back up - grasping his cup away from him. The once filled mug was now just cold leftovers from the tea - pushing it from the counter and into the sink, ready to wash later. "I'll go show you your room, yeah?" without even waiting for a reply you scatter off down the hall. Eagerly following you down, up the stairs then back down another overly long corridor: then there it was, Simon's new room.
The room was plain, with a few pictures on the wall, a nice king-sized bed with soft, plush bedding. A small desk with a few documents scattered on the top of it, across was a wardrobe - filled with some guest clothes, PJs, towels and a robe. Stuff like that. There were some shirts he had guessed you had bought specially for him - seeing the size of them.
Not like he was fat or anything but you cannot say Simon wasn't a big guy - he was excessively muscular and quite tall. Tall enough that you had to almost strain your neck to look up at him properly.
"Here," you added, passing him a towel that you had picked up from the bed.
A quick glance gets chucked at you and he greatly accepts it into his arms, "bathrooms just next door and clothes are in the wardrobe."
"I stink that much?" He already snickers, removing his jacket from his person as he does so. You scoff. Almost instinctive too.
"you're alright, just don't want you going around spreading blood and dirt round the house. i don't think my parents would like that." He rolls his eyes and smirks at you. "Yeah, yeah." He steps out of the bedroom leaving his filthy jacket behind. "Your brother told me your parents are away for a bit?"
Your parents had left for some work thing for a few months - leaving you and your brother at home alone. At least now Simons is here you could have some more fun.
"gone for the next two months." you reply from his bedroom, chatting while he turns the shower on. You neatly fold up his dirty jacket and take a slight huff.
Around an hour goes by, lying down in your bedroom - scrolling endlessly through your phone as Simon stays in the shower. Thuds. Loud foot-slamming thuds blast from the bathroom. Pull yourself up and out of bed to check on Simon just to see him with just a towel on his bare body, the towel slowly descending down his hips. Peeking down at his pelvis as crimson rushes to your eyes, you swiftly glance back up to see his smug face gazing down at you.
"You good?" the man before you pondered, staring down at you as your eyes hovered around his damp body.
"Yeh, fine." you mumble, averting your eyes. "Jacks not back until late tonight, works keepin him behind so I'll just order someit" you added, your voice barely audible.
He nods, swiftly and heavily - great you were stuck with him for a few more hours seeing as your brother was busy. Sighing when you move away from him, back to your room to order some food. You couldn't get the image of Simon out of your head. His naked person, water dripping from his hair. His chiselled and smooth face. Plump lips that would just be great to kiss. Bet he would be a sloppy kisser, especially when drunk. God can imagine. With his glistening brown eyes that had seen more things than anyone could ever think of, you could tell his story, his life through his pupils. You loved his soft, flowy hair - it was the perfect length that showed off his sharp but still soft jawline. Dirty blonde colour that you would actually just die for. It just suits his fine hairstyle.
Let's not even talk about his body. Shit his sexy ass body. His perfect waist. God he looked slutty. You could see the outline of his cock through the towel. Aaaa. Thinking about it makes you wet. The towel was slanted so you could see his nice hips. It felt for your eyes only, as if he had done it for you. His muscles are just flawless - not too chiselled so it's not rock solid, but not too soft so there's still an outline. His alluring pecs, they looked as soft as a marshmallow. You need to get your hands on them instantly. knead them, give them seductive, black and dark purple bruises, lick his pretty ass nipples. Maybe you shouldn't be thinking about this.
Fuck did you still like him? Pack it in honestly! He's your brother's best friend, plus it wouldn't be like Simon was attracted to you. You weren't his type. Now that you think of it you don't recall Simon ever mentioning a girlfriend or crush or anything of the type. Has he ever had a girlfriend? I mean there's nothing to disapprove of when it comes to him. He was sweet when needed, sarcastic, funny, hot, fit, cute, cold. However, you don't mean a mean cold. You mean a sexy, mysterious, snarky, controlling cold. If he wanted you too, you would bend over for him and let him take control - do whatever he wanted. That's just the type of person you wanted and it was lucky you had someone who seemed like that type naked right now in your house. Fuckkkkkk. Were you starting to recatch feelings again? Maybe you're just needy and need to get laid.
With an irruption the thoughts hault as you hear Simon, āis there eh.. anything I could do? Chores or whatever?ā he asks with a certain nervousness in his voice. You didn't quite catch exactly what he said with your head half still in the clouds.
āwhat? No no. "you're a guest it's not your placeā sweetly laughing at his ridiculous ask. A subtle āohā sound pours from his lips. You stare up at him - making quite uncomfortable eye contact with him as he sighs in and out and walks towards the living room. āYou sure? I wouldn't mind.ā His rough accent formed out through his lush words. It was hard to tell whether you thought he was cute or not.
"Oi" you warm him when you see him picking up some rubbish and putting it into the bin, pointing your finger at him as if to tell him off while following him into the living room. As you see him sitting on the couch you continue, "shut it, it's fine.ā sighing softly when you sit beside him.
Soon you two began to talk a little - carrying on your banter from before as a shitty TV show sounds in front of you. Throwing harmless insults side to side to each other as it starts to get more physical - jokingly hitting each other, pushing and messing with each other's hair and now thisā¦ Simon was chuckling and pushing you over onto the cushions to then tower over you - pinning you to the couch. "Hey!" you howl as he grips onto your arms to keep you down. Grimacing as he snickers above you, almost mocking your tiny body with his. He lingers there for way too long, staring down into your eyes - his contact deciding whether to look into your eyes or those distracting lips of yours. Then he chooses; his glaze loiters over your cherry lips as he leans more into you. The sensation of his scent fills your nose as he gets closer, blocking the space that divides you two. "S-simon?" whispering your answer to him while he gets way too into your space.
That was enough of a sign for him to make his move. And before you can resist, He closes the gap between you, his lips find yours, claiming them in a passionate kiss. It feels surreal and wrong, but part of you can't help but be swept up in the moment. The moment felt electric as your tongues met in a sensual way. Your heart is beating faster and faster. You can feel your body melt into his, all traces of thought and logic vanishing amidst the heat of the moment.
He grabs onto the side of your waist and calmly smooths it out as he increases his kiss, stopping every few 30 seconds to breathe. "Wait!" you burst out and push him away from you. He breathes heavily - catching his breath as you scoot yourself to the end of the couch. Swiftly picking yourself up and exiting the room that now forever holds that memory. Simon was left confused and dazed. You were sloppily kissing him one second then you had just picked yourself up and left him; not saying anything about it.
Emotions of confusion to lust to anger to sadness flood your mind as you figure out what the fuck had happened. I mean it wasn't like you didn't like him but you liked the kiss. But that's normal right? Liking the kiss? It didn't mean you liked him. You had told yourself for years so you had told yourself again: you cannot like him. He's your brother's BEST mate. There's no way your brother wouldn't stab you if he found out you were even thinking about Simon like this. Making your way to the bathroom floor - the slick cool floor so you can just slide onto and rethink your entire life. You sit there with your head in your hands, trying to make sense of the feelings you were feeling. Sighing as you fight with your inner self.
It wasn't like you hadn't kissed before though. It was after parties a lot- both of you were hammered and in each other's company and then it would just kinda happen. The warmth of his lips were always on your mind, after the amount of times you two had kissed it was almost like his plump lips were imprinted onto yours. You could draw them with your eyes closed almost. "This is wrong," you whisper to yourself, "this is wrong." But it felt so right. The feeling of Simon's lips on yours, the way his body pressed up against yours like a perfect fit, and the way he looked at you with those irresistible deep brown eyes.
āy/n?ā a rough voice sounded from the room behind the bathroom door, scared to even answer at the act you had just pulled.
āāM sorry si.ā whispering so he can just barely hear you.
He then pops open the door to see you were on the floor and hiding yourself from the world almost. "Love? You got all upset?" isn't wasn't really a question - more of a statement.
You had kissed him and then left him. Maybe you should at least give him an explanation?
āIt's- it's just I can'tā¦
Your Jack's best friend man, and- and it's wrong. You're one of my mates for fuck's sake.āĀ Whimpering kinda through your words, looking up at him with your nearly pricked eyes.
āMaybe we should ykā¦ not do this.ā Your words slip out as you regret the thoughts spewing out of you.
Without another word, you two had lived out the rest of the day in silence - not talking about the situation nor anything in general. It was weird, almost eerie how quiet the house was. Faint blasts of media when either of you switched on a TV or your phones but other than that no sound came from your mouths. Jack still hasn't come home, god his shifts were ages.
It was awkward- too fucking awkward. You two had sat down on the couch, put on some TV show you both enjoyed and ate your takeaway. All you wanted was a big fat burger more than anything and maybe to unsay everything that happened a few hours ago. It was a fucking mistake to kiss him then.
āSimonā a small voice creeps out of your mouth, barely audible. His head swings in your direction, so fast he could actually break his neck. God it was too embarrassing to bring up before, āyour food alright?ā fuck why the shit did you say that?
āYeh. Fine." Fuck, you were fucked. Holy shit. The air was dead silent, it was pure threatening. You knew you had upset him. He didn't show his emotions tons but you knew you had. You almost felt like you were in the eye of the storm. Not a word is spoken and the air is thick with tension.āGood, goodā your tone progressively gets quieter the more you talk. "Listen" words get cut off by the blast of the door opening. The sounds of stomping follow through the hall and into the living room.
āOh Simon!" Jack almost squeals out.
Simon looks at Jack with his heart pounding in his throat. Jack looks back and smiles, seemingly unaware of the tension in the room. He ruffles Simon's hair and grabs the extra bags from the takeaway, snacking on them as he settles down in his chair. The air is thick and unbearable. You try to act calm and casual, but your nerves are getting the best of him. Your leg is bouncing off the floor like crazy, bounce bounce bounce - over and over until Simon lays his hand on your knee. āPack that in."
āOoooo, Simon!" Jack laughs as he smirks at you two, āyou better not be touching up my sister.ā He chuckles once more, as if he didn't know the obvious sexual tension in the room as his hand touched you. You wanted his hands to touch elsewhere but you had fucked up. The pooling puddle of guilt only increasing with time just made it worse, the little voice in your head chanting āsimon, simon, simonā. JUST SHUT UP!
āI wouldn't go anywhere near her '' Simon laughed it off as if he wasn't on you a few hours ago. You feel your heart sink and a wave of embarrassment wash over you. You try to force a smile but your face feels numb. You take a deep breath, trying to calm your racing heart and ease the tension in the room. You take a deep breath, trying to gather your thoughts. You force yourself to make eye contact, hoping you look confident and composed. You take a deep breath and attempt to speak up. "oi twat," you speak to Jack while pushing Simons hand that was still on your knee away, "work alr'ght?"
"what yous been up too?" jack smiles over at you.
"Oh uhm," a blush spreads across your cheeks when you remember the kiss you and Simon had shared on this same couch a few hours ago. "Just watching uh tv" you smile to try to make yourself seem less suspicious. āOh well, I'm goinā to bedā Jack states and then moves away from the living room to his bedroom. Leaving you and him alone once again.
āYou didn't need to lie." His eyebrows knit softly, and he looked at you in a way that indicated there was more on his mind.
āWay what else was I meant to say? That we made out on the sofa, his best friend and his sister, then i ran off cause im too much of a fucking pussy because the person i like finally kissed me and i was scared?!ā
He sighs out loud, then shakes his head in his hands, āyou like me?ā Simon's breath hitched in his chest. He didn't hide the colour that crept into his cheeks, his eyes searching for yours as he breathed in and out - trying to process everything. As his eyes looked at yours, yours were glued shut. Trying to block everything out.
āN-no.. I- it just came out. I didn't mean like- like that." Your body stiffened. His nostrils flared as he took an uneasy breath, his expression turning sour. He cleared his throat once and took a slow breath. "Good." Simon muttered. His voice was cold as he looked away.
āGood? Why's that good?ā Your scoff becomes almost deadly when you hear his mumbles that he obviously didn't intend on you hearing.
He glares at you, knives being thrown at you through his firing pupils. āWouldn't wanā get into thatā simple but saddening answer. Your eyes mould shut and you sigh at him.
āWhateverā you set yourself up and start to step off, away from the scene - once again. "Fine, pussy off again" He's trying not to show how pissed off he is, but it bleeds through every syllable.
āWhat the fuck?ā Your eyes squinted as if you were trying to see him. Stomping towards him, your footsteps create thunder and lightning with every step forward. Getting himself up and then backs up and glares at you with that dead expression he had only used on the pricks he met. āWhy are you acting like this?ā
āWhy are you leaving again?ā
Letting out a harsh sigh as a response, you stop in front of him as if defeated.
āCause we fucking kissed!ā you shout at him, pushing him from his chest but he doesn't budge, the tears calmly falling from your tear ducts, calmly despite how fucking angry you are, āand maybe i like you but im just some fucking toy for you!ā your voice quieting while the tears cloud your mouth. The salt seasoned your tongue. Simon groans. "It's complicated love.ā His voice has taken on that husky tone that sends wet heat straight to your core even though all you wanted to do was fucking kill him right now. "You are not a toy to me, your- it's-''
āIt's fine Simon, I understand."Mumbling and whispering your answers.
āNo you don't. Even I don't even fucking understand. You're amazing but I'd fucken ruin you doll. āM not right for you. Love, you need to move on.ā He said, sputtering, like he didn't want this to happen. You could sense a hint of sorrow hidden in his eyes.
āI DON'T WANNA. I WANT YOU!ā finally shouting at him, to knock it into his head. Not caring if your brother hears your desperate words anymore. You could see him fighting against anger. He was trying hard to control his anger in order to respond calmly. In the end, he couldn't hold back and barked at you. āLove. Fucks sakeā he cursed under his breath, the words wrought with exasperation and longing.
The details melted from your brain, like you fought and now you two were on the couch - the place you two had been earlier that day, kissing once again. You positioned yourself atop him, feeling his hands curve around your waist as his grip intensified. Your body pressed firmly against him, enhancing the closeness of the intimate embrace. The kiss was deep - almost smothering you with his lips. The groans that fall from his mouth to yours echo through you both could make your little cunt throb. But instead of your cunt throbbing, his cock does instead. The tight tent growing under you, the sensation pushing up against your pussy, the gentle, sweet moans that drip from your lips only create an even smaller free space in his boxers.
He presses his lips to yours after slipping his tongue out of your mouth, a small peck on your lips and then releases you. Simon's heavy breathing mixed with his blush filled face made your wet spot glow. āThis - is this alright?" you nervously whispered into his ear to check up on him. Simon pulled back so you two were not in each other's face to catch his breath before leaning back in and kissing you more. Itās deep and passionate, a lot of feelings built up inside him for you, and it was all being unleashed through his actions and kisses. The length underneath you being unable to leave your head, your mind running with lewd thoughts. As if you were sleepwalking or something but as soon as you thought about riding his girthy, thick, hard length it was almost magically your cunt started dragging against his size, humping his pathetically rock hard cock.
The kissing stops as he lets out a short whimper before pulling you back in for a rough kiss, almost eating your face off. Like he needed you so fucking badly, like he had wanted this for hundreds of years. Like a hungry lion when meeting any piece of meat near. Dangerously gripping onto your hips and helping you through your grinding. He knew it would be pathetic if he came from this, no actual contact- it was just you humping his hard on through layers of clothes but he was close. The heat from both your bodies combined with your passionate, deadly kissing and then on top of that the grinding, it's all intoxicating to him.
As your breaths synchronise and the space in between you grows as he leans back against the couch, letting you do whatever - surrendering to your touch.
His head gets launched back and a groan falls from his mouth when you grind faster as your hands trail up your body and lift the fabric over your head. The shirt drops to the floor as he aws at your chest, the plump skin that flows above your pretty yet basic bra. āSo fucken pretty" he groans into your breasts and kisses the fat.
His hands comfortably lay on your thighs, squeezing the fat and gleaming his smile up at you. His mind is hypnotized by your perfect body, the way your body curves at the right place, soft skin and fuck your sensitive spots. Could almost finish with the way you moan when he grabs onto a sensitive spot. His gaze lingered on your figure. The only thing that snapped him back was when your voice reached his ears. "This okay si?ā
āMore than okay darling.ā He smiles sweetly up at you, "You okay with more?ā
Swiftly you nod at him, ready to take anything. Within a second he took off his shirt, his hand still around your waist so you don't fall with his movements. His shirt fell down to the floor, exposing his bare chest that you had seen so many times before butā¦ today was different. He then pulls your body up and places you on the other side of the couch.
As your eyes follow his chest he unzips his pants, his rough voice sounding through your ears. āPants off.ā He commands you to do as asked - and you follow through. Scrambling to tug off your pants and then your panties, your cunt gets a hit of the breeze to it. He gazes at your bare form, no pants, no panties and no shirt. Only a bra yet to be ripped off. He groans at the sight of you. As you look back towards him you see him getting out his cock, the length bouncing out. You were a little scared to touch, after the events from before you weren't sure what was okay nowā¦
āCome āere loveā Simon's voice mixed between his rough voice and one that's trying to be as loving as possible. Following his commands brings you to be sitting on his lower stomach, he was laid down with his hands rubbing up your hips. Murmuring sweet, soft things to slowly melt your brain.
āSo so pretty doveā he hums to himself and smiles, meeting your gaze with his own.
Without asking you had enough, enough of the build up, enough of practically edging since the shower scene, enough of not being filled with his cock! Pulling your hands to his chest and lifting yourself, making sure to be careful and not hurt him. He questions, āwhat are you up to love?" not angry, just curious. No reply came but a soft whine while you sink yourself onto his cock, feeling him fill you up. Hovering just above, not taking the full thing. His groan just makes you a little more scared, well not scared just you wanted to take this slow. It's your first time with him, Simon Riley - the man you had a crush on for years maybe, and you didn't wanna drop down onto his big cock and cum instantly. That would be so fucking pathetic. But then again you feel the knot ripping already by just seeing his face making those sounds and his cock being slightly in you.
Simon's hands wrap around your waist, gripping his fingernails into you - small curved cresents buried into your skin. A groan growls from you, then when he lifts you up, and plops you all the easy down onto his cock, a loud gasp follows. Spearing your cunt. āS-si!ā you loudly moan out. Your cunt squishes his cock, his groans only make the heat maximise. Eyes roll back when his strength lifts you back up and spears you onto his length once more. After a while of the same movement you were basically a flop. Just his fleshlight.
āFuck princess!ā Simon whines when he stops force impaling you, then you start bouncing up and down. Your tits bounce along with your movements, creating a hypnotising target for him. Up and down, following every jump you make. Your walls tighten around his cock. The wetness from you running down his cock, creating almost a fountain from your moistness. āKeep going dollā groans drop from his lips as his orgasm nears, your wet cunt engulfing his dick. Your cunt is filled with his cock. Honestly if he were to come, you'd just burst. You thrust yourself up and back down. His groans and your moans create one big potion. A potion that would surely have you, Simon and your brother all sitting down at the dinner table tomorrow talking about what the fuck was going on.
Your guilt gets closed off when Simon's voice whispers out, āām close!ā fusion between being quiet and being loud. Bouncing faster, more mewls fall out of you. Being ping-ponged onto his cock just felt so fucking good. āMe tooā barely formed your words, too busy with the pleasurable activity.
āYour body's so fuckinā-ā his groan slices through the sentence, āso fucking perfect, fucken made to take my cock. Werent you? Cute little slut all fā meā His blabbers between his shut teeth came out louder than he wanted. He was very clearly trying to last as long as possible and not cum. Your bounces fasten up when your high glows closer and closer, so desperate for a release and his release. His length hits all the right fucking angles.
āLet me cum inside you.. Please please please" His plea filled the living room, so eager to fill you up. With your mind elsewhere and letting your slutty body take control you let him. His grip onto your waist tightens, forcing your movements to grow. His cock feels every wet spot inside you, the pressure building up. He moans out, his grip tightening as he thrusts up into you. His rhythm increases, you feel yourself getting closer and closer, your body trembling and your mind spinning. The small sweet faces you make, your eyes rolling back into your currently empty brain. Soon his warm, salty cum fills you up, spurting down from your pussy. Your orgasm soon follows after, both your cum mixing together - creating one big sticky mess. A mess that surely you'd regret in about 10 hours. His eyes almost fell back with his head, leaning back against the sofa.
He slowly pulls out of you, a small trail of cum following behind him. Taking a deep breath and a big stretch. You feel a rush of pleasure course through your body as he leans in and plants a soft kiss on your forehead. Your eyes are glued closed, savouring the moment. His lips linger on your skin, and you can feel the electricity in the air. You take a deep breath and open your eyes, looking into his addictive eyes as you smile weakly at him.
Perhaps you were right to fuck him and it was for the best. You finally shagged him and the faux images didn't have to be in your head anymore - you finally put an end to those fantasies. Now for all the consequences for shagging him. Simon Riley. Your brothers' best mate.
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BATGIRL & ROBIN
Finally guys after all the sneak peeksā¦ my Cassandra Cain and Mia Mizoguchi Short Story! CASS AND MAPS!
Iāve been posting it on my instagram all this month and last week on my twitter but i had totally forgotten to post it in here, for 2 months there wasnāt a day i wasnāt thinking on them and i would have loved with all my heart to do something even longer butā¦ building up a story, thinking over and over the layouts, drawing and coloring with this level of detail all on my own is really hard and i canāt but feel guilty of taking this long for just this 7 pages, but as little that is, with all my heart i just really hope you like them :ā) , I tried to put many little easter eggs and references but i will mention some at the end to not spoil your reading.
Thank you for reading! Please let me know what you think!
Okay, so some of the esster eggs:
PAGE 1: that Adam West Batman & Robin climbing a building shot which actually came to me from Bruno Redondoās cover of Nightwing actually , and the rest of the panels hugely inspired by Batman The Animated Series!
PAGE 2: a portrait of Niccolai Tapes( The Mas Monk) on his early years and at his side Matt Wagner himself! , then a newspaper with a Batman based on his first appearances and a reference to the events from Batman vs the Mad Monk by Matt Wagner, and then ofc all the room filled with a bunch of objects taken exactly from the same pages of Matt when he draw The Monkās Castle on the same book. and finally the book of Dracula for the same reason ;) , all this layout was inspired by one of the most iconic pages from Pax Americana by Frank Quitely
PAGE 3: all the vampires were based physically on Voldermortās Death Eaters! but also the girl in black is Dala! Mad Monkās more loyal acolyte which in the book she always desired to become a vampire but never could! , but from left to right, Barty Crocuh Jr. , Dala as Bellatrix, Peter Pettigrew, The Monk was āVoldemortā , then Snape, Lucius, Narcissa and Fenrir Greyback, and that last panel was a BLADE reference šāāļøš
PAGE 4: this whole Cass yellow panels with speedlines were supposed to represent the same kind of panels that Damion Scott drew when Cass was moving really fast in her Batgirl run, the whole layout was based on a page of Jamal Campbell from his Green Arrow run
PAGE 5: shot referencing the killing joke joker and batgirl cover, you can see a āRed sunā mode on the bat-flashlight apart from the Ultra Violet setting, them. Maps bites the Monk as she used to do a couple times in Gotham Academy, and Cass final attack is a reference to one of the moves she does in her 2000s run to stop the heart beats of a thug , and those circles were inspired by David Ajaās work on his Iron Fist and run!
PAGE 6: the building on the background purposely resembles the Bat ears, the GCPD have the uniforms from BTAS and you can see also Detective Montoya and Jack Ryder interviewing her :), Maps little hearts are taken from Karl Kerschl who used to do them on Gotham Academy a couple times, and finally the Grapple Gun reference from all the time Maps mentioned it on Gotham Academy šāāļø,ohh and the box of the gift was also the same feom Shadow of the Batgirl when Barbara gives her suit to Cass!
PAGE 7: Frank Millerās Batman and Carrie Kelly cover šāāļøš«¶
THANK U GUYS š«¶
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NSFW alphabet : Shinichiro Sano
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Aftercare (How theyāre like after sex)
I honestly think heās clueless at first. Needs a bit of time to catch his breath, will get you things you ask him like a glass of water or a damp towel. Will eventually learn to do it without you asking. He then proceeds to wrap his arms around you, whispering āI love youās.
Body part : (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerās)
His favorite body part of his is probably his hands. A bit classic but his fingers are quite long and he love using them on you <3
His favorite body part must be your tits. Big, small, average, with stretch marks or not, he will suck on those pretty tits at any time (probably runs in the Sano genes)
Cum (anything to do with cum)
Loves to cum inside of you. Doesnāt matter which hole or if heās wearing a condom or not, he loves to cum buried inside of you, it feels warm.
If you give him a blowjob and swallow it, his mind would short circuit for a short while and he would blush furiously, asking you if youāre truly okay with this. He then admits to you he thought that was hot.
Dirty secret
You probably caught him one time jerking off while saying your name. Since you started dating he canāt cum with anything else but your name on his pretty lips <3
Experience (How experienced are they?)
We all know, he was a virgin when you started dating. He probably was embarrassed about and didnāt say it before you started taking off your clothes, blurting it out with a light blush on his cheeks. Heās a quick learner however, and will take any advices you give to him about how to pleasure you
Favorite position
The classic missionary suits him best I think. He loves looking at you while heās sheathed deep inside your walls.
He also loves when you ride him so he can feel your pretty tits bounce on his face
Goofy (are they more serious in the moment or humorous?)
I think the nervousness of his inexperience makes him crack a joke or two at first. Bad jokes. But when heās more confident, he gets more serious, focused on you and on making you feel good
Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Imma be honest here, first time you saw it it was a bush down there. Well, itās not like he really had any reasons to trim it until you met him-
Will start trimming it when you start getting intimate, will even shave it if you ask him to.
Carpet matches the drapes ofc
Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)
Heās so sweet I swear. He loves praising you and tell you how pretty you are. He wonāt shut up about how good you look so youāll have to shut him up yourself <3
Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)
Does it a lot I think. I feel like he wouldnāt bother you every time heās needy. However, if you have a high sex drive that helps him a lot, and he wonāt do it a lot since youāre here to take care of it.
Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Probably pretty vanilla, but I think he wouldnāt mind you taking control from time to time. Something about seeing you take care of him makes him so hard.
Location (Favorite places to do it)
Best place for him is the comfort of your bed, or just anywhere in the house (when you two are alone ofc)
I could see him doing some quickies in his shop when the day is slow.
Motivation (what gets them started and going)
Loves, loves, LOVES seeing your skin. Wear short or slightly revealing clothes and it will get him hard in no time. Poor baby is all embarrassed when you ask him whatās wrong. He also loves when you initiate, climbing on his lap will get him started immediately, like a switch button
Youāre pretty moans are what gets him going. Whether itād be small whimpers, quiets grunts or loud moans, any vocal display of pleasure from you is a huge turn on, especially if heās the cause of it.
NO (something they wouldnāt do/turn offs)
Slaps on the face are a big no for him. Strong slaps anywhere too. Heāll probably indulge you if you ask for a small smack on your thighs or your ass but he will never slap you in the face. He just has troubles seeing it as a sexual gesture and not a violent display.
Oral (Giving/receiving preferences, skills..)
Loves receiving blowjobs. Donāt get me wrong, he also loves eating you out, but something about the sight of his dick disappearing between your pretty lips just makes him wild. He probably likes it a little messy too.
As I said, he also love eating you out. He struggled a bit at first, pretty normal seen his inexperience, but with the right indications, I guarantee you he can do real good
Pace (are they more fast and rough or slow and sensual)
He really, really wants to be slow and sensual with you, taking his time pleasuring you and himself. But sometimes he just canāt help it. His hips would slam into yours rapidly, kissing your neck and chest through ragged breath as he holds your waist, stuttering praises.
Quickie (Do they enjoy it quick?)
Enjoys a quickie from time to time, mostly in his shop when no one is here and itās slow. Heād take you to the back room and start unbuckling his pants. At this point, itās up to you what you want to do him <3
Risk (are they up to experiment, do they take risks etcā¦)
I mean, doing it in his shop is pretty much a risk in itself. But besides that, I think he would pretty much be open to try the things you bring up, as long as it doesnāt cross the boundaries I mentioned above.
Stamina (How many rounds can they go)
Heād go one round, two max. By the time you get to the second round, he can barely form sentences, constantly interrupted by his own ragged breaths. Heās sensitive, so two rounds is the maximum youāll get from him. Although heās always happy to help you with his fingers or his mouth if youāre not satisfied.
Toy (Do they own toys? Using them on a partner or themselves?)
Doesnāt own one for himself or you. He doesnāt really understand the appeal at first, I mean, you have him, donāt you?
However, if he catch you using a vibrator on day, he will be so entranced by your moans it will actually make him curious. Heāll shyly bring it up, and once he tries, you can be sure he wonāt stop until you got off. Might overstimulate a bit, not even on purpose.
Unfair (How much do they like to tease)
He would never tease you, he loves you too much to not give you what you want <3
Doesnāt really like to be teased either, doesnāt really see the point. If you both want something, why not just do it?
Volume (How loud are they?)
I donāt think he would be really loud. Most youād hear are small grunts, but you maybe be able to catch a small moan if you praise him. Tell him heās doing a good job, please.
Wild card (random headcanon)
Aināt gonna lie, probably struggled to find your clit the first time he tried touching you. You actually had to part your pussy lips yourself and point it yourself.
X ray (Letās see what going on under those clothesā¦)
We might be on a good 6,5 inches (approximately between 16 and 17cm)
Probably a bit thin with a slight curve. Give him enough time and heāll know how to use it.
Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
High sex drive. Bro went all those years without feeling a womanās touch, now that he experienced it, he just canāt get enough! Itās okay if you canāt keep up with him though, he can take care of it himself. Although nothing will feel as good as you
ZZZ (How fast do they fall asleep afterwards)
Once youāre settled in his arms, itās only a matter of minutes before he falls asleep. Like I said, heās pretty sensitive, so heāll get tired pretty easily. Still forces himself to stay awake to get you things you need though.
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puppy. | j.drysdale
a/n: so i actually started this this morning before the trade was announcedš but hereās a quick(ish) little ig edit since i havenāt posted anything in awhile while i work on the tbosas fic that will be coming soon!!
rip trevjamie tho man idk how iām gonna recover this is like barzy and beau all over again
anaheimducks posted:
anaheimducks: we have a four-legged announcement on #NationalPuppyDay! everyone say hi to Daisy!
comments:
user1: can we talk about jamie with daisyš„ŗ
user2: trevor and jamie look like they need a dog
-> yourusername: donāt encourage themš¤§
trevorzegras: @yourusername š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
-> jamie.drysdale: @yourusername pleaseš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
-> yourusername: are you gonna take care of itš„ŗš„ŗ
-> trevorzegras: YEAH
-> yourusername: LIES you donāt even clean up after yourself
-> trevorzegras: HEY
-> jamie.drysdale: she has a point zā¦
-> trevorzegras: DONāT TAKE HER SIDE JIMMY
-> user3: this is so entertaining
jackhughes: @yourusername just let them have a puppy
-> trevorzegras: PUPPY! PUPPY! PUPPY!
-> yourusername: you live across the country jack you donāt get a say in this
-> jamie.drysdale: PUPPY! PUPPY! PUPPY!
-> colecaufield: but look how excited they areš„ŗ
-> yourusername: cole youāre not even in the country
-> masonmctavish23: puppy???
-> yourusername: oh god not you too
-> trevorzegras: i promise to put it in direct sunlight and water it everydayš«”
-> yourusername: oh my god
-> jamie.drysdale: heās joking! (i thinkā¦)
-> yourusername: you two are gonna be the death of me
-> trevorzegras: so PUPPY????
yourusername posted:
yourusername: @trevorzegras @jamie.drysdale puppy.
comments:
trevorzegras: PUPPY!!!
jamie.drysdale: PUPPY!!!
masonmctavish23: PUPPY!!!
colecaufield: PUPPY!!!
jackhughes: PUPPY!!!
_quinnhughes: youāre weak
-> yourusername: i knowš
yourbffsusername: how much did they pay you
-> yourusername: a yearās worth of cleaning the bathroom for trevor and a yearās worth of back rubs from jamieš„°
-> trevorzegras: i still think the difference in payment is unfair
-> yourusername: you may be my boyfriendās boyfriend but youāre not mine
-> trevorzegras: š
anaheimducks: a new friend for daisy!!
-> yourusername: thatās what sold me on little miss maisieāŗļø
-> trevorzegras: for the record i wanted to name her nutter butter
-> colecaufield: NUTTER BUTTERš„š§
-> _quinnhughes: are you trying to ruin the poor dogās life
-> jackhughes: i call for a re-vote between maisie and nutter butter
-> jamie.drysdale: y/n says no
-> yourusername: iām not naming my child nutter butter.
jamie.drysdale posted:
jamie.drysdale: everybody say thank you @yourusername :)))))))
comments:
trevorzegras: thank you y/n!!!!!
colecaufield: thank you y/nnnnnn
jackhughes: thanks best friend y/n
-> yourusername: i think that title actually belongs to quinn
-> jackhughes: ouch
-> _quinnhughes: thank you best friend y/n
-> yourusername: you're welcome quinny
masonmctavish23: thank you y/n for making me an uncle
-> yourusername: ofc ofc
-> user2: aw masonās her uncleš„ŗš¤§
yourusername: you're lucky you're cute
-> jamie.drysdale: don't i know it
-> trevorzegras: and what about me???š„ŗš„ŗ
-> yourusername: you're lucky your boyfriend's cute
-> trevorzegras: i'll take it!!!
yourusername: our maisie girlš„°
-> jamie.drysdale: my two girlsš
-> trevorzegras: our nutter butterš
-> yourusername: your godfather privileges are so close to being revoked zegras
-> masonmctavish23: the dogfather
-> yourusername: you're next in line don't worry mac
-> trevorzegras: after that joke??!!!??
-> masonmctavish23: i'm committed what can i say
trevorzegras posted:
trevorzegras: welcome to the family nutter butter!!
comments:
yourusername: that is NOT my daughter's name
-> trevorzegras: OUR daughter
-> jamie.drysdale: something i wanna know??
-> yourusername: jamie please tell your boyfriend that our daughter is not named after a cookie
->user1: their family tree is so confusing
jackhughes: NUTTER BUTTER!!!
-> _quinnhughes: and you wonder why you weren't named godfather
-> jackhughes: y/n is this trueš
-> yourusername: thanks for breaking the news for me quinn
-> jackhughes: wowš¤§
-> yourusername: so sorryš
colecaufield: is it still too late for a name re-vote?
-> yourusername: yes.
-> trevorzegras: still up for debate
-> masonmctavish23: is it too late to claim my godfather title?
-> yourusername: please do i canāt take them anymoreš¤§
-> trevorzegras: you can pry my title out of my dead handsš¤
-> yourusername: promiseš
-> jamie.drysdale: donāt tempt her z
anaheimducks: daisy and maisie duck!!
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PLAYING DANGEROUS ā (teaser)
summary: It's been almost three years since Jack in the box was caught, and no one could make him talk. No one knew his story, and what drove him to become the monster he was today. That is until you're assigned your first story. What makes you so lucky?
rating: 18+ (I'm not your mother you're in control of what you consume)
pairings: Journalist!Reader x Criminal!JungHoseok x CEO!Kim Namjoon x Detective!MinYoongi.
warnings: smut murder, blood and gore, Jack In The Box Hobi, corruption, workplace abuse, yandere characters, possessive/obsessive behavior, dubcon, short hair namjoon (yes that's a warning), black/plus sized coded reader, violence from every single aspect, police brutality, mircoagression towards woc, lawyer kim seokjin, maknae helping cause chaos, manipulation, drugs and addiction, unhinged serial killer hobi (joker vibes tbh) , yoongi hates his job, namjoon loves his job (he gets to piss you off everyday)
authors note: howdy hotties! this fic was heavily inspired by this post, i don't think it'll be 30 chapters but something about it just spoke to me and itched my writer brain. even though the mc is black coded anyone can read ofc!! I can't wait to write for this series. if you'd like a tag pls comment below. Reblogs are appreciated and check out my other works (ą·ĖįµĖą·)
part one
There was a manic laughter that echoed through the new station. The giggles caused shivers and goosebumps to pass through everybody in the building simply because that laughter was familiar. The sounds were admitting from the little black box that sat on your desk. In horror you and your peers that happened to be close by watch the little black clown that popped from graffiti painted the box swing animatedly back and forth. Everyone in Korea knew this clown and what it meant.
āMr.Kim is not seeing anyone right-ā you push the secretary out your way causing her to stumble on her kitten heels and she watches you stomp your way into her bosses and yours office. The door opens wide slamming against the wall causing the booksvon the shelves to tremble, some even tumbling to the floor.
There he sat Kim Namjoon. He stared at you with his eyebrow raised. Some of the buttons of his black dress shirt were unbuttoned, the glass at his side was filled with brown liquid and even more books and papers laid out messily on his desk. .
With as much force as you could you throw the giggling box at him. The impact smacking him hard on the chest but with his build you were sure that it didn't do a thing. He held it in his hands flipping it over clicking an unknown button, shutting the gut wrenching sound shut off.
ā You told me if I took this story I'd be safe,*
Namjoon sighs as if you were speaking nonsense and not about life or death. āLet's be clear here you agreed to take this story when I only simply suggested it. Besides what makes you think Jack sent this?ā He was right.
Maybe your coworkers thought I'd be funny to freak you out a little more since taking on the Clown killer case, still it was a sick joke that you didn't really find funny.
āJack is locked in a maximum security prison surrounded by guards, and guns. He's not getting out anytime soon.ā
The door swung open again and there stood his assistant. āMr.Kim turned the news on!ā
Grabbing the remote he clicks on the TV that was mounted on the wall of his office. The screen lights up showing a familiar smoking building. Your heart began to speed up in rhythm as you stare at the headline
Serial killer Jack In The Box escapes from Hangsang Maximum security prison
The screen flicks again to the dark red writings on the wall that used to be his cell.
āSee you soOn honey bunches šā
And that was the last thing you saw before you tumble to the ground.
Ā©hobicakesss , please don't repost or steal my work. don't be a loser
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Luis Sera NSFW Alphabet
Dynamics: Luis Sera x Fem!Reader
Synopsis: Spicy Alphabet
Warnings: Adult themes, obviously smut
A/N: I just love Luis so, so, so, so much. He is my bbg so ofc I had to write for him.
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A = Aftercare (what theyāre like after sex)
-Luis is so sweet with aftercare. He'll hold you close while peppering kisses all over your face and he'll call you plenty of petnames in Spanish. Now he is a bit lazy so he'll probably want to rest a bit before he runs a bath or shower but he just wants to make sure you are cozy and feel good.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerās)
-On you he loves your eyes. He loves how expressive they are, how he could just get lost in your lustful gaze while he kneels between your thighs or rolls his hips into yours.
-On himself he likes his mouth. Not only does he talk a lot, but he can put his mouth to good use by kissing you, leaving hickies on your skin, or nestling his face between your thighs.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
-On your chest. He loves to cum all over your chest and watch as it drips everywhere and makes a mess. In his opinion you look beautiful covered in his seed.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
-He wants to be pegged. Is that a bit of a blunt way of saying it? Yes. But I can totally see Luis just wanting to be ruined by you in such a way that it has his eyes rolling back into his head and his entire body shivering as he comes undo all over his stomach...
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyāre doing?)
-Luis has decent experience. Not as crazy as everyone thinks, but Luis isn't a stranger to having sex and is actually quite experienced with it.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
-Now as freaky as we all like to imagine Luis to be, I think he'd enjoy missionary. As simple as it is, it gives him the perfect view of your face, letting him see all you pretty facial expressions, gauge all your emotions. It makes it all more intimate and sweet, getting watch your reactions and how your body feels while he experiences it with you.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
-Luis can never be too serious, lets be honest. He loves to crack a good joke here and there but I think he mainly leans more heavy on the teasing remarks. He keeps it heated and flirty to not ruin the mood but of course he's going to crack a joke when its needed as well.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
-Not bare, but neat. He doesn't like to shave it all completely and opts for having it trimmed neatly, leaving hair behind and of course his happy trail...ifykyk.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
-Luis can get very into it. When you set aside his teasing and few jokes, he's looking at you with love in his eyes. Every time you moan or your body reacts to him, he swears he's been graced by an angel. So he can be pretty passionate and sweet in the moment. Not to mention all the sickly sweet Spanish pet names he'd be calling you while he coaxes sweet sounds out of you.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
-Without a s/o he'd probably do it on a regular basis. Y'know just relieve stress and whatnot but why would he bother getting himself off when he has you? If you are together then you best believe that he will be coming to you and he won't even bother masturbating unless you aren't around or in the mood.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
-Okay hear me out....hair pulling. When he's going down on you, he's got his head nestled between your thighs, his tongue prodding and licking up all your slick while his hands trail up to your chest...this man is making you see stars and your hands are tangled in his hair. You are so close to cumming so you pull him closer by his hair, accidentally tugging a little and he lets out the sweetest moan. He's got long beautiful hair for a reason and gosh he loves when you play with it or give it a good tug to show him how well he's doing.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
-He doesn't care. As long as you have some sort of privacy he's down.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
-Just you in general. He truly believes that you are so perfect, so beautiful. It's honestly a challenge for him to keep his hands off of you but I think that anything you do to initiate it has him getting all hot and bothered whether that be a steamy kiss or your hands working off his clothes...he's just down bad.
N = No (something they wouldnāt do, turn offs)
-Anything that could hurt you. So obviously no weapons, I don't think he'd be huge into impact play and would get nervous with choking. If you asked nicely for him to choke you, he may think about it but don't expect him to go too hard..
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
-LOVES GIVING! One of his favorite things is just laying down on his stomach and burying his head into your heat. It's just so easy, so nice, so relaxing to him. It's easy for him to get lost in all of you while your gushing on his tongue and your thighs are squeezing around his head...he swears he could die happy right then and there. (heaven forbid you sit on his face, he'll beg you to do it again when you finish)
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
-He prefers a slow more deep pace. He likes to take his time with you, feel you, show you how much he wants you and loves you. Of course if you want It rough he'll oblige but he prefers to just take his time while he's making you see stars.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
-So like I said, he likes to take his time but if you both are in a rush then there's nothing wrong with a little quickie here and there. He will want to get you alone again to really get to be slow and take his time but he isn't opposed to a quickie.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
-Luis doesn't mind taking some risks. As long as you can't get hurt then he's fine with trying anything at least once.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
-So because Luis likes to go slower, his rounds last a decent bit. So i'd say maybe two rounds, three if he's really feeling needy. Plus lets add in the foreplay which he always does beforehand...its safe to say that your mind will be melted by the end of it all.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
-I think he may own one or two toys. Like maybe a fleshlight or cock ring? But nothing too insane. If you have some though or wanted to use toys he would love to oblige. He'd let you use some on him too..
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
-SUCH A DAMN TEASE! During foreplay he won't shut up! Like bro is dirty talking, cooing at you and calling you sweet nicknames in Spanish. He teases you and goes..."Mi Vida, you're so wet." or "Keep making those pretty sounds for me Carino~"
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
-Noisy asf. He's got a loud mouth and will make it known when he's feeling good. I think it consists of a lot of grunts and whines in the beginning that turn into panting and loud moans with lots of dirty talk mixed in.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
-If you take the time to really love on him and specifically love on the scar on his chest that he got from extracting the Las Plagas he will melt. Trace it and presses kisses against the scar and its game over. He'll look at you with hearts in his eyes.
X = X-ray (letās see whatās going on under those clothes)
-Thick enough to stretch you out and long enough to hit all the deep spots. I'd say maybe 7 inches with a few veins running along his shaft and a pretty, flushed tip when he's aroused.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
-Very high sex drive, esp with you. He's the man who would end up having wet dreams about you and you may wake up to him rutting against your ass bc he's pent up.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
-Tries his hardest to sleep after you have fallen asleep first. He honestly also loves to just watch you drift off. You look so perfect, so peaceful and still in his arms. He can run his hands through your hair, press kisses to your cheeks while you doze off.
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sometimes people will pay mc to clean/cook for them. all are using it as an excuse to get a scent on you
epel appreciates home cooked meals, don't bother paying for ingredients, just use ones from his farm. he'll keep you company prefect
jade and floyd (who has taken to calling you his Cleaner Shrimpy) jade thinks it's cute to see you cook, he would love to see you swap recipes, learn your taste, do add extra mushrooms to his food please. floyd enjoys following you around while you clean and trying to mess things up so you can't leave. he always make jokes about lockin' you in. what do you meeeeaaannnn you have other clients? maybe he should bite you so they learn to stay away :) maybe he should lock you up right here :)
azul? come work for the mostro lounge! clean up the mess after work, only work for him, he'll pay you double just don't go spend time with others. why don't you start with his office and finish up after people leave. is what he would say if he lost all words the moment he gets to close to you.
jack is just helping a friend >:( don't get the wrong idea just hang out in the room when you're done, he does enjoy your cooking, he knows you'll make a great little mate and a great parent too, he does always compliment the chef.
riddle and vil will critique you but ultimately try to get you to stay
malleus follows you around while you clean all of diasomnia. he pays extra just to not clean savanna claw
sebek yells how you should be grateful to work for malleus, silver ears every meal with a smile and always compliments you and how he can tell you worked hard on it, lilia tries to have a cook off with you. you didn't have the heart to roast his cooking.
leona is used to the women hunting, cooking is almost like that, he'll pay you double is you drop the dragon, he'll say come over to clean but you're just a body pillow lol
ruggie uses those big old puppy dog eyes to get to give him a home cooked meal for free ninety nine.
by the end of it rook just pays to watch you go about your business in his space. it's creepy. but he always does write a 20 page thank you letter complimenting your skills, unless he decides to keep you in his nest ofc
trey wants to swap recipes remarking something about "well fed children", deuce is enamored with your cooking and raves about you to his mom, ace pretends not to care but will just throw his laundry at you for you to do, he tried to pay you in a hoodie of his but you refused to accept. carter says he'll make a post promoting your innovative idea but is trying to keep it to himself, he doesn't want some other stinky guy on you >:(
idia is to shy to ask but ortho has needed this for a while
jamil is thrilled when you too can cook together and try each others food, and you give him a break from cleaning after parties? kalon thinks it's a sign you love him that you offered (and his parents are thrilled to have a human work for him) and jamil gets to hang out with the cute little human and take a break? god send
eventually whoever gets the most from you is OBVIOUSLY a status symbol and will be shown off.
anyway sorry if you didn't like this
Oh, I love this, I talked before about Yuu getting a little cleaning and cooking side business going since a lot of guys suck at taking care of themselves, especially the well-off ones that prob had a maid take care of everything.
Jamil and Ruggie both need breaks/some help. Leona and Kalim are working these poor boys to the bone. Ruggie is def hounding you for leftovers.
I can imagine Idia is kind of embarrassed and might clean up or hide a few things before you come over, doesn't want you thinking he's gross. I'm picturing him in his web looking flustered as he pretends to act all focused on the game his playing on his tablet but he's actually just watching you clean and fueling his house waifu/husbando fantasies.
I would def run a hoodie tax for doing laundry.
Rook is another that would hide the things he doesn't want you to see before you come over to clean, not that there's much for you to do. He's very neat and organized but always looks for an excuse to get you into his nest. Probably offers you extra to scent a few things for him.
Cleaning for Leona...you know those cats that lie on the bed when you're trying to change the sheets and nap on the fresh from the drier clothes? He diffidently does that. He totally keeps trying to get you to only work for him and lays on you so you can't leave, threatening to charge him overtime doesn't deter him in the slightest. He also sticks close when you're cooking, the man loves food and wants to be fed by hand by you.
Oh man, Mal, Silver, and Sebek are so grateful when you take care of the cooking. Seb refuses to admit it though. You really need to keep an eye on everything, or else Lilia will sneak something into what you're making.
With the trouble that Ace and Deuce cause you're probably called to their dorm often to clean up some mess they made.
You would definitely get a lot of extra work from the octo trio, if it's not their rooms you're taking care of then it's help with the lounge. The eels are big-time fans of your cooking, but neither will leave you alone when you are trying to clean, and it makes the jobs take a lot longer. Not too bad if you're charging by the hour at least.
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bro pls pls pls pls š do an NSFW alphabet with hobie ill do anything?!!!
HOBIE BROWN | NSFW ALPHABET
i am losing my self respect day by day.
anyway im also sorry for not posting ive been flirting w this dude for the past few days he is so cute but that will not stop me from writing for yg xoxo
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A = AFTERCARE
- hobie is an absolute GOD at aftercare n i wholeheartedly believe this. especially when he knows he can be a bit much at times, thereās never a time where he skips out on aftercare. i think he would like to just relax, cuddle, and talk for a bit after he cleans you up thoroughly. then probably get a little treat, but he always likes to make sure you actually had fun as well. heād put all of his attention on you way before he started worrying about himself, youāre always his priority
B = BODY PART
- i think hobie doesnāt have a MAJOR preference for anything but he seems like a thigh kinda guy. doesnāt matter the gender or size, heās a thigh enthusiast. not always in a nasty way, he also just thinks theyāre comfortable and whatnot. wear anything that shows your thighs and he is all for it š
C = CUM
- im sure hobie keeps up w his health and cares for it, so i donāt think heād taste horrible. heās considerate guys š idk if heād really have a preference for where he cums either. probably asks beforehand or just knows what you prefer but if youāll let him heāll switch it up for funsies
D = DIRTY SECRET
- hobie doesnāt really keep secrets much, and i donāt think heād be doing anything vile enough to really have to keep secrets anyway š heās just a normal dude imo but thoughts wise ?? heās definitely imagined some things heās too scared to talk abt im sure (take that how u will)
E = EXPERIENCE
- im sorry ik yg see him as like a sex god manwhore but i cant see it š heās spiderman heās a nerd and heās goofy, like yes heās hot but he definitely fumbles without knowing the opportunity was even there LMAOO but regardless i think his body count is VERY low if not even zero. that doesnāt mean heās ignorant, though. heās figured out enough to know what heās doing and what to do, heās considerate and never wants his partner to be left out of thought
F = FAVORITE POSITION
- i canāt really see him having a favorite position i think he wouldāve had little to no opinions but the moment yg find one you specifically like a lot he LOVES it. loves anything that makes you react the most, heās such a pleaser yg cannot convince me of anything different
G = GOOFY
- yg write him to be all serious n i dont like it š heās hobie heās gonna crack a few jokes, especially if heās nervous or he sees youāre nervous and he wants you to relax. probably jokes about how heāll try his best not to send you to the hospital or wtv (he is not that confident)
H = HAIR
- hobie probably isnāt always clean shaven so he believes you donāt have to be either. still heād at least be trimmed just to make things easier and whatnot. just his preference, whatever you do w yours he could not care less. other than that i think if sony was allowed heād have a happy trail but unfortunately sony are pussies (im kidding)
I = INTIMACY
- i think hobie would prefer intimacy over anything else. heād see sex as less of a pleasure thing and more of something to be shared when youāre extremely close. i donāt think sex w him would ever be meaningless, heās always trying to show how much he loves you
J = JACK OFF
- hobieās probably just an average dude. doesnāt do it too much bc like ?? why would he when he has you. ofc, if youāre not up to it yea heāll go somewhere or just deal with it, youāre never obligated in his eyes. i just think heād prefer you over anything else
K = KINK
- heās gotta be a little freaky. like i say a lot (im sorry) he does joke abt biting, so he probably has some small kinks but i doubt anything serious. maybe at the most a very minor corruption kink, but its only about introducing you to things if youāre entirely willing. something about knowing heās the one introducing you to it makes him wanna do it more
L = LOCATION
- hobie doesnāt strike me as a very public kinda guy. like maybe on occasion, but itād have to be somewhere heās pretty sure yg wonāt get caught. i do think heād prefer in your or his own home though, makes it more intimate and less stressful. he would however joke about fucking near someone yg donāt like out of spite
M = MOTIVATION
- youād probably have to be actively trying to get him going, sex is never really the first thing on his mind. ofc it can very well happen unintentionally. i think gestures, positions, anything that shows off something ALONG WITH the clear intent will make him realize. maybe. i still wholeheartedly believe heās pretty oblivious most of the time, he can be wanting it but he wonāt realize youāre trying to make him want it. heās a little dumb bear with him. he also just doesnāt associate revealing clothing with you wanting sex, so youāll have to find other ways to get him to realize you want him. anyway i think mostly anything that shows off your thighs will get his mind wandering. anything that shows off their shape or just shows them off in general
N = NO
- in no way ever will you get this dude to do cnc (consensual nonconsensual) he gets sometimes its a trauma response but yg also have to remember heād have to be getting off by pretending to assault you and i just canāt see it. he couldnāt do it, heād rather try and help you with that trauma in other ways
O = ORAL
- happy to give always š he sees it as no different than you giving. even so, i donāt think heād ever ask you for head. heād see it more as a bonus, not something thatās expected in a relationship. if youāre never comfortable giving or even receiving head he will not be losing sleep whatsoever
P = PACE
- probably likes to switch it up. while i do think most of the stuff he said in his intro were jokes (runway model, inconsistency, labels, etc) i do think he does like to switch things up. he doesnāt like being limited to one thing, he likes to explore a bit and keep you on your toes xoxo
Q = QUICKIE
- hobie doesnāt strike me as someone who cares much for quickies. heād much rather take his time, show he actually loves you. if both of yg are REALLY struggling then yg are going home, end of story. if you were to suggest a quickie heād be unsure but heād be willing to try at least
R = RISK
- hobieās big risk taker im sure, but sex is a lot different than everything else. itās a lot deeper and meaningful, so he doesnāt want to risk upsetting you or causing problems. idk if heād even wanna risk being caught bc thatās just an inconvenience to everyone else šš only if itās inconveniencing someone neither of you like i suppose
S = STAMINA
- pretty good stamina. not crazy or anything, but he can definitely go for a while. i think he finishes fairly average time but he can go multiple rounds, yk ?? like i said not a sex god guys
T = TOYS
- im sure hobie isnāt against toys at all ā ļø kinda goes back to what i said w introducing you to things. heāll definitely try anything (as long as itās humane š) and really doesnāt have much shame. take that part how u will.
U = UNFAIR
- hobie definitely likes to tease, no doubt. not all the time ofc but he can be an asshole just for jokes. if youāre genuinely upset heāll stop. plus i think edging and overstimulating would count as something that deserves to have a conversation over first, not everyoneās completely into that and he knows full well
V = VOLUME
- i donāt think heād be loud. not a whimperer probably but definitely a groan kinda guy. he has no shame breathing and groaning in your ear if heās really goin (with you ofc he is)
W = WILD CARD
- switch. i think by default heās more dom leaning but if you take that position he wonāt complain, he thinks itās hot as hell. would probably let you do almost anything to him š
X = X-RAY
- heās pretty tall guys, itās not small thatās for sure. i think honestly heād be around 6-8, anything above is just scary in my full opinion so thatās not what he has ummm. i do think heād be pretty normal girth. and, ofc, if he is pierced he wouldāve done it himself. a stranger handling and piercing your dick is not for the weak im sure
Y = YEARNING
- probably a pretty normal/average drive. he didnāt think much about sex before you so going without it isnāt a problem for him at all. i donāt think heād be like horny 24/7 around you, most of the time heās just happy to be around you
Z = Zzz
- like i said w aftercare hobie prefers to stay up with you and spend time. even if itās late at night he will try his absolute best, heās not sleeping until heās sure youāre comfortable and completely cleaned up. unless you like emptied his balls or destroyed him or something, then aftercare is on you i guess š¤
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