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whyre u 16 writing nsfw shit about a character who is also probably underage 😭😭 like this is coming from another underage person but like at least make sure the character ur sexualizing is officially an adult before you start writing weeeeiird shit about them

bc people asked and i tried it out n didn’t like it as much as writing normal headcanons. you ARE gonna find things on the internet you don’t like 😭 if you see him as underage that’s fine, no one’s stopping you from thinking that way but you genuinely cannot expect everyone on earth to have the same opinions and headcanons as you. plus i haven’t written nsfw on this acc in ages why are you in shambles now ??

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Hobie’s so sweet man, you got a favorite Headcannon?

not mine but a few days ago i saw someone say hobie jst has a bunch of stray cats in his home at all times n he refers to them as squatters

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Hobie seems like type of guy who wouldn't mind putting some music on if that help us not being nervous or smth

REALLLL i think he’s more of a ‘try and distract them’ kinda guy when he sees someone upset. i mean obviously he’d check up on you but then he’d try and get you to do something he knows will get your mind off of it until you want to talk about it with him later

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i always wonder how Hobie would act/reacts when someone flirts with his partner........

i think it wld depend, i can’t see him getting JEALOUS but definitely a little insecure at first. he’d get such an ego boost if you immediately shot them down but if you didn’t he’d probably jst talk abt it w you later

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nswf art of Hobie??? Ever????

no 😕

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hobie isn’t complete without his little stevie nicks obsessed gf bf and it’s me

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and the crowd gives home bc wtf 🔥🔥 (i just needed a space to mention hobie mischaracterization

YIKES.

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no clay you CANNOT fuck the 15 year old girl

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THIS PICTURE ESPECIALLY makes him look so 🤭🤭🤭

[photos courtesy of @hobiesdump]

Iight ight ight - I will admit..

He DO look a little buff here. Like not buff buff but he's giving something. Like he's not Miles skinny.

He got nice shoulders. I ain't never in my life compliment someone SHOULDERS bruh I'm so down bad

But let's be real Hobie looks TOP HEAVY AS FUCK. Like he looks like his play punches leave bruises but his knees so weak they sound like cracking walnuts

I know it may not look it but sometimes it REALLY DOES cause like UMMMM

Like HERE!! Is he or is he not giving something. Like he ain't BUFF BUFF but he ain't no lightweight

Am I lying to myself

I really don't know anymore. Is he slim buff? Or is he just slim slim? I need to know what the body dynamic is what's going on here cause like

I need to know

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hobie in a skirt is my roman empire

there was a fic with hobie wearing a skirt and you know what he would rock absolutely anything

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HOBIEEE

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Save me loser!Hobie…..

Loser!Hobie save me…..

Loser!Hobie….

loser! hobie who has learned how to flirt well but the moment you try to initiate he has NO CLUE what to do

loser! hobie who actually has no experience whatsoever and is secretly horrified of messing up because all of his romantic “confidence” is really just fake entirely

loser! hobie who wants so bad to please you but has no idea how and listens so intently to any advice you have

loser! hobie who, the moment you take the lead, loses all of his confidence (and self respect

loser! hobie moaning and breathing shakily because he’s trying so hard (and failing) to keep all of his reactions to himself

loser! hobie who’s so obsessed with you he doesn’t even know what to do with himself. he’s left gawking at you the entire time, completely mesmerized

loser! hobie who eventually, once he gets the hang of it, regains his confidence and starts to tease you despite being so lost the last few times

loser! hobie that barely even knows how to use it, constantly checking on you and worried he’s hurting you or doing something wrong

loser! hobie who would do almost anything you ask

loser! hobie that doesn’t even realize you’re trying to initiate most of the time. he’s so not used to it he doesn’t even look for it, he’s almost entirely oblivious

loser! hobie who absolutely LOVES being praised by you because it means he’s getting the hang of it and doing it right

loser! hobie who is so attentive to everything you do and react to that he learns so fast it’s genuinely impressive

loser! hobie who despite being entirely inexperienced values aftercare just as much as someone much more experienced would

loser! hobie who loves watching you at all times. he absolutely cannot fathom how he got here with you.

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same anon who sent the thigh-riding ask LMAO. i meant to say this earlier but i love the way you write hobie omg, i also haate when people think he’s super into hookups and porn and blah blah blah. one thing specifically i’ve seen people write about is him hooking up with a FAN of his music which is… a little strange imo? the power imbalance?? hello???? ew bruh

he’s definitely on the asexual spectrum to me. my senses are tingling. at the very least, i feel like he’d be annoyed with the sexualization he gets as a hero/musician and would much prefer a Genuine romantic/platonic relationship, then maybe move on to sex as he grows Very Very close with someone ! i have lots of thoughts abt this guy i hope you dont mind me goin crazy in your askbox 😭 ur awesome

HIIII ILYSM ur ask had me feeling some things ANYWAY i wholeheartedly agree like i don’t think he’d see sex as something to jst throw around ?? he’d definitely see it as meaningful and i can’t see him jst hooking up often. maybe on occasion but i don’t think he’d care for it as much as w a partner ykwim

plus ur so right w the other things i don’t think he’d enjoy being overly sexualized especially since in his intro he makes it clear most of his shows are protests ?? like it’d take away the meaning of what he’s doing and it’d piss him off LMAO

i’m sure he wouldn’t be against dating a fan but i can’t see him making it a huge power imbalance like a lot of fics do, his entire thing is being equal to everyone like he wouldn’t have a power imbalance w anyone ever 😭😭 i dont even think it’d cross his mind he probably jst doesn’t compare himself to people THAT much (everyone does to some extent though no matter what)

i dont like people making hobie out to be an asshole jst bc they think it’s hot like he is not some sex icon he’s one of the only morally correct and accurate punk character we have on popular media like guys PUHLEASE.

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bro pls pls pls pls 🙏 do an NSFW alphabet with hobie ill do anything?!!!

HOBIE BROWN | NSFW ALPHABET

i am losing my self respect day by day.

anyway im also sorry for not posting ive been flirting w this dude for the past few days he is so cute but that will not stop me from writing for yg xoxo

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A = AFTERCARE

- hobie is an absolute GOD at aftercare n i wholeheartedly believe this. especially when he knows he can be a bit much at times, there’s never a time where he skips out on aftercare. i think he would like to just relax, cuddle, and talk for a bit after he cleans you up thoroughly. then probably get a little treat, but he always likes to make sure you actually had fun as well. he’d put all of his attention on you way before he started worrying about himself, you’re always his priority

B = BODY PART

- i think hobie doesn’t have a MAJOR preference for anything but he seems like a thigh kinda guy. doesn’t matter the gender or size, he’s a thigh enthusiast. not always in a nasty way, he also just thinks they’re comfortable and whatnot. wear anything that shows your thighs and he is all for it 🙌

C = CUM

- im sure hobie keeps up w his health and cares for it, so i don’t think he’d taste horrible. he’s considerate guys 😭 idk if he’d really have a preference for where he cums either. probably asks beforehand or just knows what you prefer but if you’ll let him he’ll switch it up for funsies

D = DIRTY SECRET

- hobie doesn’t really keep secrets much, and i don’t think he’d be doing anything vile enough to really have to keep secrets anyway 😭 he’s just a normal dude imo but thoughts wise ?? he’s definitely imagined some things he’s too scared to talk abt im sure (take that how u will)

E = EXPERIENCE

- im sorry ik yg see him as like a sex god manwhore but i cant see it 😞 he’s spiderman he’s a nerd and he’s goofy, like yes he’s hot but he definitely fumbles without knowing the opportunity was even there LMAOO but regardless i think his body count is VERY low if not even zero. that doesn’t mean he’s ignorant, though. he’s figured out enough to know what he’s doing and what to do, he’s considerate and never wants his partner to be left out of thought

F = FAVORITE POSITION

- i can’t really see him having a favorite position i think he would’ve had little to no opinions but the moment yg find one you specifically like a lot he LOVES it. loves anything that makes you react the most, he’s such a pleaser yg cannot convince me of anything different

G = GOOFY

- yg write him to be all serious n i dont like it 🙁 he’s hobie he’s gonna crack a few jokes, especially if he’s nervous or he sees you’re nervous and he wants you to relax. probably jokes about how he’ll try his best not to send you to the hospital or wtv (he is not that confident)

H = HAIR

- hobie probably isn’t always clean shaven so he believes you don’t have to be either. still he’d at least be trimmed just to make things easier and whatnot. just his preference, whatever you do w yours he could not care less. other than that i think if sony was allowed he’d have a happy trail but unfortunately sony are pussies (im kidding)

I = INTIMACY

- i think hobie would prefer intimacy over anything else. he’d see sex as less of a pleasure thing and more of something to be shared when you’re extremely close. i don’t think sex w him would ever be meaningless, he’s always trying to show how much he loves you

J = JACK OFF

- hobie’s probably just an average dude. doesn’t do it too much bc like ?? why would he when he has you. ofc, if you’re not up to it yea he’ll go somewhere or just deal with it, you’re never obligated in his eyes. i just think he’d prefer you over anything else

K = KINK

- he’s gotta be a little freaky. like i say a lot (im sorry) he does joke abt biting, so he probably has some small kinks but i doubt anything serious. maybe at the most a very minor corruption kink, but its only about introducing you to things if you’re entirely willing. something about knowing he’s the one introducing you to it makes him wanna do it more

L = LOCATION

- hobie doesn’t strike me as a very public kinda guy. like maybe on occasion, but it’d have to be somewhere he’s pretty sure yg won’t get caught. i do think he’d prefer in your or his own home though, makes it more intimate and less stressful. he would however joke about fucking near someone yg don’t like out of spite

M = MOTIVATION

- you’d probably have to be actively trying to get him going, sex is never really the first thing on his mind. ofc it can very well happen unintentionally. i think gestures, positions, anything that shows off something ALONG WITH the clear intent will make him realize. maybe. i still wholeheartedly believe he’s pretty oblivious most of the time, he can be wanting it but he won’t realize you’re trying to make him want it. he’s a little dumb bear with him. he also just doesn’t associate revealing clothing with you wanting sex, so you’ll have to find other ways to get him to realize you want him. anyway i think mostly anything that shows off your thighs will get his mind wandering. anything that shows off their shape or just shows them off in general

N = NO

- in no way ever will you get this dude to do cnc (consensual nonconsensual) he gets sometimes its a trauma response but yg also have to remember he’d have to be getting off by pretending to assault you and i just can’t see it. he couldn’t do it, he’d rather try and help you with that trauma in other ways

O = ORAL

- happy to give always 🙌 he sees it as no different than you giving. even so, i don’t think he’d ever ask you for head. he’d see it more as a bonus, not something that’s expected in a relationship. if you’re never comfortable giving or even receiving head he will not be losing sleep whatsoever

P = PACE

- probably likes to switch it up. while i do think most of the stuff he said in his intro were jokes (runway model, inconsistency, labels, etc) i do think he does like to switch things up. he doesn’t like being limited to one thing, he likes to explore a bit and keep you on your toes xoxo

Q = QUICKIE

- hobie doesn’t strike me as someone who cares much for quickies. he’d much rather take his time, show he actually loves you. if both of yg are REALLY struggling then yg are going home, end of story. if you were to suggest a quickie he’d be unsure but he’d be willing to try at least

R = RISK

- hobie’s big risk taker im sure, but sex is a lot different than everything else. it’s a lot deeper and meaningful, so he doesn’t want to risk upsetting you or causing problems. idk if he’d even wanna risk being caught bc that’s just an inconvenience to everyone else 🙁🙁 only if it’s inconveniencing someone neither of you like i suppose

S = STAMINA

- pretty good stamina. not crazy or anything, but he can definitely go for a while. i think he finishes fairly average time but he can go multiple rounds, yk ?? like i said not a sex god guys

T = TOYS

- im sure hobie isn’t against toys at all ☠️ kinda goes back to what i said w introducing you to things. he’ll definitely try anything (as long as it’s humane 😭) and really doesn’t have much shame. take that part how u will.

U = UNFAIR

- hobie definitely likes to tease, no doubt. not all the time ofc but he can be an asshole just for jokes. if you’re genuinely upset he’ll stop. plus i think edging and overstimulating would count as something that deserves to have a conversation over first, not everyone’s completely into that and he knows full well

V = VOLUME

- i don’t think he’d be loud. not a whimperer probably but definitely a groan kinda guy. he has no shame breathing and groaning in your ear if he’s really goin (with you ofc he is)

W = WILD CARD

- switch. i think by default he’s more dom leaning but if you take that position he won’t complain, he thinks it’s hot as hell. would probably let you do almost anything to him 😇

X = X-RAY

- he’s pretty tall guys, it’s not small that’s for sure. i think honestly he’d be around 6-8, anything above is just scary in my full opinion so that’s not what he has ummm. i do think he’d be pretty normal girth. and, ofc, if he is pierced he would’ve done it himself. a stranger handling and piercing your dick is not for the weak im sure

Y = YEARNING

- probably a pretty normal/average drive. he didn’t think much about sex before you so going without it isn’t a problem for him at all. i don’t think he’d be like horny 24/7 around you, most of the time he’s just happy to be around you

Z = Zzz

- like i said w aftercare hobie prefers to stay up with you and spend time. even if it’s late at night he will try his absolute best, he’s not sleeping until he’s sure you’re comfortable and completely cleaned up. unless you like emptied his balls or destroyed him or something, then aftercare is on you i guess 🤕

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drew this today and thought u may enjoy... gingersnaps hobie my beloved

literally ilysm for this ginger fitzgerald n hobie brown are my lifeline

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stop clogging up the tags yo

tumblr users when they have to scroll once or twice to read their hobie brown porn 🙁🙁🙁 you’ll be okay trust

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my roman empire is when i saw a hc on here that hobie has a FETISH for white girls. excuse me ?? pardon ?? keep him away from me then the fuck 🙁 what makes u think hobie wouldn’t be for ALL the girls n guys