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carfuckerlynch · 2 years ago

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guy who is always thinking about macbeth at least a little bit

#odhran.txt #shakespeare #i think i put my copy away but #‘would all great neptune’s oceans wash clean this blood from my hand? no this my hand would rather the multitudinous seas incarnadine #‘making the green one red’#vs.#‘i am in blood stepped in so far that should i wade no more returning were as tedious as go o’er.’#he has turned the ocean to blood with the washing of his hands #and now he has to wade in it #he has gone so far that it’s easier just to drown himself in blood than to try and go back

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kendyroy · 2 months ago

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I love how we can pretty much call this Logan “Wade’s Logan”

That’s HIS man. No one else’s. That’s his little honey badger. That’s his big boy. That’s his peanut. That’s his Wolverine.

He actually adopted this guy into his family and now he’s gonna be his for the rest of their never-ending lives.

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snailtrain · 24 days ago

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I just love these idiots, your honor...

#deadpool #wolverine #wade wilson #logan howlett #deadclaws #poolverine #deadpool x wolverine #comic accurate wolverine my beloved...#I just like that he's the same height as me u_u #my art #also comic ??? deadpool??#specifically from Secret Wars #I really like how he looks in secret secret wars u_u #As someone who is 5'3 with cousins who are 6'+... yeah it does actually look like this thanks #I don't actually?? like the ship names but that's because i came up with my own years ago and... no... I shan't say it...#^u^ well fed now that the movie has convinced people to come around to this rarepair #the dinghy is now a whole sloop?? maybe even bigger...

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turtleblogatlast · 7 months ago

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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

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bougiebutchbinch · 1 month ago

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also, once again I am holding up my cat and in true 'is this a pigeon' fashion, asking 'is this a Logan??'

only the answer is YES

anyway Logan really likes some stinks that most people would find repulsive (like, dead stuff, and garbage, and... Wade. He's a scavenger!) But he's really sensitive to other smells, especially essential oils. This includes the oils on orange rind, after it's first been peeled.

Wade likes having an orange in the morning, but for the next hour - or until he's thoroughly washed his hands - Logan does NOT want to be touched. Of course, he isn't going to admit this over something as silly as a smell. But he is gonna do the cat slinky thing where they kinda flex liquidly out the way of any contact, when they Do Not Want The Stinky Thing to touch them

#poolverine #Logan is not the most flexible guy. he's a big bulky muscle powerhouse #BUT. move an orange near him and his spine WILL contort in all sorts of fascinating ways to put distance between them #also Wade has tried the cucumber trick on him. it worked. there is also a new hole in their ceiling that they haven't told Al about yet #(although at some point #she's gonna notice the drips from the busted water pipe)#but they sure ain't getting that deposit back now

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twilightkitkat · 16 days ago

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Imagine if Logan from the 2000s X-Men and Wolverine movies got put in a room like one of those gacha reaction videos and was forced to watch footage of the Deadpool & Wolverine movie (and the aftermath) thinking its him.

He'd be so confused about how the fuck he got there and why he was putting up with this shit and who Deadpool even was. He'd go through all of the stages of grief and right as he accepts that in the future he'll be stuck with an annoying (but reluctantly endearing) mouthy mercenary he finds out that it wasn't even him to begin with.

Like?? Right after he'd warmed up to the idea and realized at least he wouldn't be alone and someone cared about him.

And then he learns that this same fucker who's cuddling another version of him literally danced on his grave and desecrated his corpse. And live with that knowledge.

(Bonus points if the other X-men are there with him and are so confused because why is Logan with this lunatic? And putting up with his bullshit? And why are they emotionally opening up? And holy shit Logan's into men?? And they're so confused and concerned because they never saw him act like this because he comes off as very cagey and distant and macho. And then right as they accept he opens up due to the power of gay love they find out it's just another version. Ouch.)

Imagine knowing your legacy is going to be some asshole digging up your corpse, kidnapping another version of you, having an enemies-to-lovers arc with them, and then living in domestic bliss. Like I'd be pissed if I died an honorable death just so another version of me could have character development and live the life I always wanted.

Poor guy. He'd roll in his grave if he found out that the worst version of him is living out his homosexual dreams in his stead.

#poolverine #deadclaws #kitkat #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool movie #deadpool 3 #logan howlett #wade wilson #wade x logan #wade/logan #this is such a stupid idea #but funny as hell to imagine #logan watching as another version of him practically has car sex??#knowing he flopped his love triangle #and another version of himself won his #the WORST version might i add #i might riot in shame #and now u get to see urself be gay and happy instead of sad #rip logan 2019 and hello logay 2024

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sciderman · 3 months ago

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when did anons get nuked 😟

they wouldnt stop spoiling deadpool 3 and now i've seen it but kept anon off to prolong the punishment so they feel it

#sci speaks #i'm kind of glad i have anon off at the moment. i know i'd be getting so many bad deadpool takes in there right now.#im seeing so many bad deadpool takes on the internet at large right now #i hate when i bad piece of deadpool or spider-man media is released because i go through the inevitable motions of #“they dont know them like i do” and i hate being like that #i think its a curse having hyperfixations that are so high profile but only because of like. bad movie adaptations.#they're otherwise obscure. and with wade wilson who has. so few actually good adaptations actually. its nearly impossible to find #a good faith deadpool fan who doesnt just like him because hahaehehe he says fuck in the movie #did you hear that he said fuck! thats so smart and subversive because usualy... superhero dont say fuck.

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brainrotcharacters · 3 months ago

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It says a lot about how 2/3 of my top posts happened during the Honda hatefuck

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icarusredwings · 2 months ago

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Married- working- at- the - school Poolverine is a menace to society and makes Scott want to quit his job so bad.

Today at 8 am he was woken up by "Single Ladies" being played through out the school and when He, The headmaster Mr. Summers, came out of his office there was his newest employee, in full uniform doing the entire choreography to said song.

🎶I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips.

Got me tighter in my Dereon jeans

Acting up, drink in my cup

I can care less what you think🎶

Sometimes Mr. Wilson does a point and a move that may not be part of the dance, and Mr. Summers can't help but to feel as if he's being mocked. It becomes especially bad when he realizes that Mr. Howlett is lazily leaning on the banister, admiring the show and drinking hot coffee.

🎶He needs no permission, did I mention

Don't pay him any attention!

Cause you had your turn and now you gonna learn

What it really feels like to miss him🎶

It's this verse he notices the words are changed when said employee came to grab Mr. Howletts face and specifically turn him away from the headmaster.

🎶Cause if you liked'em then you should have put a ring on it

If you liked'em you shoulda put a ring on it

Don't be mad once you see that I want it

If you liked him then you shoulda put a ring on it🎶

By now, the Headmaster is glaring with a semi look of disgust and disrespect, blinking slowly and gave a look to Mr. Howlett.

"Are you doing to do something about this?"

Only for him to smirk softly and shrug. "Im not the headmaster, remember?"

It leaves Mr. Summers no choice but to either stand here and endure the obvious pettiness or to close his door, which infact is slammed a lot harder than he thought.

🎶Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh🎶

Logan smiles, feeling satisfied about pissing him off for the day, and proud of Wade for his dance number. Today is going to be a good day. He could feel it.

And the best part? He had a contract that said unless Wade became dangerous towards the children, He couldn't fire him because they were a package deal.

You want the Wolverine? Deal with Deadpool.

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mysonsareturtles · 1 month ago

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Just watched Logan for the first time :D (im bawling my eyes out)

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rradiationcowboy · 3 months ago

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DEADPOOL WOULD FUCKING LOVE CHAPPELL ROAN

#HAS ANYONE SAID THIS BEFORE #WELL IM SAYING IT NOW #HE WOULD LOVE AFTER MIDNIGHT AND PINK PONY CLUB #deadpool #chappell roan #deadpool and wolverine #wade wilson

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mlobsters · 4 months ago

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~one minute later~

supernatural s1e13 route 666 (w. eugenie ross-leming, brad buckner)

swamp diving for a corpse laden racist truck, totally normal💁‍♂️

will he stay or will he go part 8 of ?

#supernatural #spn 1x13 #spn gifs #supernatural gifs #sam and dean #mygifs #dean winchester #sam winchester #spngifs #willhestayorgo #i cut that first gif because i wanted to make sure i got enough of him playing with that rubber band to be identifiable #now that's a natural way to have him fidget! figure that's a jared one anyway. take it over ott hammy fidget spinner every day #funny little journey this conversation had. diff pacing-sam kind of jumps in quickly to complain again and puts dean on his back foot a bit #(shades of the worry over sam hating the life and just waiting to finish the job and get away?)#i'm not sure what they were going in last-i am of two minds about it: either it's like ugh swamp diving smiles or ridic conversation smiles #like they can share a laugh over it being ridiculous and that sam did the same thing he just complained about and dean can look v sweet #or ha ha it's cold and wet and we gotta get In The Swamp which sam is whining about and dean's smiling over - which is more what script had #(but thank goodness they didn't have to film it because it was snow/raining and clearly quite cold)#because ugh miserable. i think the draft script did have them wading in there to hook up the tow line to the truck

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edwardwonghaupepelutivrusky4th · 1 year ago

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wah i looove their designs and animation...

#sketched last night looped ''hot air balloon'' track last night rewatched elemental last night you know just how it is....i love it all augh #elemental #elemental 2023 #pixar elemental #elemental fanart #ember lumen #wade ripple #it's so fun how just going w/the flow waviness drawing a wade is Correct. some flamey shiveriness / jaggedness in ember's lines is Correct #and it's all the more fun how it's like oh ofc not quite hitting the mark of how great their designs really are....so so good #and of course the expressive elasticity not only with their faces but the way their bodies ft. respective elements can be expressive #in addition to just usual [assume you have a usual literal human body] expressiveness options in posture / movement etc lol #also was thinking about how like we know everything we Need to know re: wade & his dad but also have so [zero details there]#which is interesting to wonder about. kinda assumed like oh a parent got sick & died but now considering how it could've been an accident..#the tiny layer of A Reaction he has when ember's talking abt parents giving up everything for you: could be nothing much; or Anything #also noting i Didn't note the first instances that they hear each other's names or introduce themselves thusly lol #or at least i sure can't recall it. just start knowing the other's name partway through which Isn't A Problem but it's like #ooh just more to consider & reexamine. i love to pick up More Details & that's helped by my difficulty in catching them in the first place #one thing about me i don't Catch things i don't Notice shit i don't Get stuff. and also of course: i do though lol #always a trip when it's like oh i love this movie i'm seeing it probably the two dozenth time #and then i notice something for the very first time that was clearly straightup meant to be Gotten upon the immediate viewing #even to the extent that smthing later seems to be kinda happening out of nowhere if you didn't. & i'd just rolled with it #like ok i'm autistic ofc that's something i gotta do all the time. & the adhd means i might keep getting distracted around the same pts.

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pjharvey-moved · 6 months ago

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i'm going to be voting joe biden in the next election bc project 2025 genuinely would make the country actually actively inhabitable to most of my friends and there's a very literal threat of america becoming an actual fascist state but i will be bleeding out of my eyes while i do it

#like it's extremely obvious that a trump presidency would be worse in every single way #his presidency is the reason we lost roe v wade and enabled the stripping of rights from trans people too #but also i 100% don't blame anyone for hating joe biden for how he has aided israel's genocide in gaza #like he has to know he's turning hordes of voters away and that's on him #like trump literally believes all arab muslims are terrorists and tried to ban them from entering the US he'd be so much worse. but.#with how horrific things already are for people in gaza right now that's difficult for a lot of people to even imagine

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my-thoughts-and-junk · 2 months ago

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thinking about superheroes unfortunately

#random thoughts #let me daydream about batman in peace #love the dynamic between spiderman and deadpool #it's that kind of dynamic i love where two people have power over each other in different ways #like spiderman is a well-loved public figure and deadpool's idol while deadpool is a dangerous mercenary with regeneration powers #physically deadpool probably outmatches spiderman through sheer dogged perseverance #while in the public eye spiderman is more well-liked AND deadpool is feverishly obsessed with him #i'm gonna keep forgetting the hyphen between spider and man btw fuck the world #loving the idea of a spiderman who KNOWS deadpool can do better and believes in him while deadpool gives him a space where HE can be himsel #like spiderman has so many masks he has to put on around other people #i think deadpool should be one of the few people he can truly let himself loose around #yknow before he can get to a point where he can reveal he's peter parker #also i think peter parker in his ideal state suffers from severe identity and self confidence issues #like he thinks spiderman is a seperate persona he puts on which is superior to himself in every way #(okay seperate thought: DID spiderman. the spider bite being so traumatic it led to him creating a split personality to cope.)#(or separate. whatever.)#also age difference. peter should be in his mid-twenties while deadpool should be in his thirties. need more power imbalance #also they're both sa survivors and their personalities could be interpreted as them handling it in vastly different ways #with deadpool being hypersexual and spiderman being flirtatious yet distant and peter parker being borderline celibate #though honestly i could leave spiderman being an sa survivor given it was a whole 'gay people are all predators' psa #also i think spiderman should have been held back in high school. due to struggles relating to being spiderman #so he graduated late and now he's going to community college #peter parker has the luxury of going incognito. wade wilson will always be stared at no matter what he's wearing #deadpool who every superhero hates. spiderman who every superhero organization is trying to recruit desperately #also i think peter should admire wade. physically. built like a brick shithouse that one #also the third act low point CAN'T be about spiderman feeling guilty because deadpool kills people #okay? it's overdone. we've seen it. it's lame #i prefer when their opposing views on murder are treated in a more 'death penalty or no' way rather than assuming deadpool is always wrong #because spiderman's idyllic 'people can change' beliefs can be just as wrong as deadpool's 'assholes deserve to die' beliefs #and spiderman has definitely killed people are you kidding me. both accidentally and on purpose

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sciderman · 3 months ago

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and water is wet

#sci speaks #PLEASE.#i've had so many kids in my inbox telling me “wow. how could you make wade do such a bad thing. that's my comfort character. : (”#i'm so sorry child. your comfort character is. by definition. a serial killer. im sorry you had to find out this way #he has killed so many people. not even always for a good reason either.#lest we forget the first time we ever see him he is beating up teenagers.#i love him. i love that guy. but he is deeply troubled and very. very bad to people.#and this movement to babify him feels so uncomfortable to me.#yes he is a fun fictional character but. come on now.#he is not a baby. he did very many bad things. i think it's hot when he does bad things. otherwise i would not read him.#if i wanted my characters to be perfect uwu little angels i would not read deadpool.#im so so sorry to all of those deadpool fans out there i see who i shake my head at because you love him but you love him wrong.#that cute little baby girl you see.. that's not him.#thats who he wants you to see and you fell for it.#you must acknowledge the horrors and love him in spite of them.

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