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cw: 18+, choking, implied usage of sex magic, vaguely drugged sex but its consenual(?), fem!reader
Researcher!Reader who finds herself in the company of a handsome man. Rugged yet soft in the right places just enough to seem genuine.
You know it’s a ruse. A careful one, complex and intricate that started with too convenient food you scrounged in the panty and continued on to the still simmering fireplace nestled in the neglected library.
Traced with an almost discernible magic. Something to disarm the honest of their inhibitions and logic. You’re too experienced to not notice. But too curious to not play along, letting your head get spun into mush as the handsome stranger flickers in firelight.
Demon!Price that has you in his lap doing all the work. Leaned back in the armchair just watching you work yourself down on his girth. Hands tracing appreciatively over the lovely vessel you’ve sacrificed to him oh so willingly. Tail whipping lazily behind him as he watches those pretty tits jump with every movement.
Every ridge and vein was a tendril into your head, stirring up any possible hesistantion till you were bouncing yourself on his cock. An itching heat simmering in your belly just screaming for you to cum. Once isn’t enough. Nor is twice.
Your thighs are slick and sticky against his when you peel off. Hands clenched around his curled horns for leverage as you pry yourself up. Pussy squelching as you slammed back down again. Raise red crescents of blood line your hips as Price helps you move. While hand encompassing your hip as he fucks you on him. Your own personal dildo.
“You said you wanted to learn, explore the unknown yeah dovie?”
A smoke-laced chuckle left his mouth at how eagerly you nodded. So keen for his praise. Not even knowing what you were agreeing to.
Price is propping you up in his hands to give those soft legs of yours a break. Fucking up into your sopping cunt while his tail curls around your throat. Forcing your back to arch and pop those pretty tits out so he has something to drag his tongue over.
He can feel the way your pulse jumps, heart rabbiting in your chest as the cloying arousals cut with an undercurrent of fear. Of what if? For a moment he sees a crack, sees the young but naive researcher who is out of your depth. Nothing could prepare you for what you’ve set yourself up into. Why was a sweet thing like you out here in the first place? Curiosity? Something to prove?
Tears broke into your waterline as you panted, trying to keep going even as your muscles trembled and seized. Desperate eyes turned to him and who was he to say no?
The rough pad of his thumb pets at your clit while he croons at you, feeling you clamp up already.
“Are you going to write about this in that journal? Educate the world about what it’s like to fuck a demon? Hm?”
When you don’t answer, throat too stuffed with moans and gasps he fucks up into you. Tip bruising that soft cervix of yours. He keeps moving even as you cum, only stopping when you’re trying to squirm away from the overstimulation.
A forked tongue slicks over your ruddying cheek when fat tears start to spill from your waterline. Arms cradling over your body as he tucks you closer. Drinking in the storm of emotions swirling through your body. So strong it’s like they have a physical presence. It’s so easy to take a peak in your head as you twitch and melt through the after shocks.
Whatever Price finds has him pressing a kiss to your crown, thinking of how what he could say to let him place a sigil on you.
“Anymore questions dovie?”
Monster!141 Masterlist
#the main reason this au is a thing is bc i wanted to ride a demon while holding its horns for leverage#and i wanted to ride price whiles he's being vaguely condesending#and now have this#141#john price#captain price#Demon!Price#monster!141#price x reader#price x you#price smut#monster fucker
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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.
#like it started with me just holding things more towards my right#but the things started shifting more towards center and my head turns instead#like. when im driving especially i have to keep my head turned so i can see on coming traffic#and when im around people ive noticed i position myself so my body is facing them and then turn my head to get them actually#centered in my now very right biased field of view#so anyways draw blorbo bleebus cheated to that 3/4s angle without guilt#at least one one eyed fucker actually does that
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if you're feeling powerless right now—and god knows I am—here's a reminder you can donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds, the Trans Law Center, Gaza Soup Kitchen, the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, and hundreds of other charities that will work to mitigate the damage that has been and will continue to be inflicted
life continues. we still have the capacity to do good, important work. that matters
#I'm calling it now and heading to sleep#and by shabbos maybe someone will have publiziced a version of התפילה בשלומה של מלכות that accurately describes#the degree to which certain parties can go fuck themselves#politics#donate#willow's greatest hits
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I had a dream where Brock was revealed to be a butch lesbian at the end of journeys and he thought that "ash and the others already knew" and the entire internet started losing their minds over it and after a couple hours the pokemon company tweeted "surprise faggots" with a picture of Brock holding a poorly edited lesbian flag
I tried to recreate it it looked smth like this
#gina says stuff#pokemon#“all dreams have meaning” what does this MEAN THEN HUH#anipoke#he could pass as a butch now that I think abt it
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
#executive dysfunction#shitpost#every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES#that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3#and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back#so. rawdogging the world <3#man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”
#I MADE A PROMISE YEARS AGO AND OFC I WILL DELIVER and I WILL make a better version next time for now enjoy it in its original quality#arcane#arcaneedit#wlwedit#caitvi#piltover's finest#arcane league of legends#league of legends arcane#vi#vi arcane#caitlyn kiramman#type: gif#media: arcane#league of legends#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane s2#arcane season 2#caitlyn x vi#vi x caitlyn#also i want to complain WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE SO DARK....... i havent fully post processed this so i'll just make a better version next tim#im going to reserve more yapping to friends but anyways enjoy#s2 ep8
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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job
#adhd#autism#Dad: Don't worry little man it's super simple! Just let me - the figure you seek support from - tell you to not be afraid#and then - stay with me here! - juuuuuust do it!#voila. my job is done you're welcome have fun doing all the research and figuring out without issue now <3 no problem#(and no of course I won't acknowledge your previous adulting accomplishments bc that's just expected stuff anyway)#||#vent#i guess? man#i don't have opinions or feelings on the internet often but man
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arcane ships be like
i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)
#guys i don't actually ship jayvik but it was necessary for the reference#sorry for the quality btw i threw this together#timebomb#jayvik#caitvi#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#EDIT: multiple people have pointed out that the labels i've used aren't the characters' real sexualities. and they're right#there's actually NO labels in runeterra so i shoulda said m/f m/m and f/f relationships#but you guys already gave this 13k notes so whatever bro#just know!!! they are more than whatever nathaniacolver post labels them as! :)#EDIT AGAIN AFTER THE FINALE: I DO INDEED NOW SHIP JAYVIK. DAFUQ#DOOM IS DOOM#edit number 3 or something idk man people keep asking stuff:#i made this after act 1 and before acts 2 & 3 so this is an ACT 1 MEME#and yes timebomb are whatever the frick you want them to be. *sighs*. i should've said f/m relationship so bad
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Yall ever think about how Ford had to relearn how to be a normal human being after 30 years of isolation
#notes:#Stan was trying to haggle with what is effectively a 7eleven employee... Because they didn't have the money for it#and also because Stan and his money anxiety... ☹️Ford probably has had to fight for scant resources and kiII for less...#Both of them need to get mental help and realise that it's okay#and that it's safe now.#You have money... And you no longer need to fight for everything you have#gravity falls#ford pines#grunkle ford#stan pines#grunkle stan#stanford pines#stanley pines
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can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations
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bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"
#gravity falls#gf nevermind all that#the book of bill#bill cipher#dipper pines#theres a tag now so im not gonna link all the context in the post anymore#i have no confidence this one is even funny i just wanted to draw them#we talk about this all the time but its endlessly funny that stump made a billford au and both of us have been like.#so mabel and dipper right? how are mabel and dipper how are they handling the situations. just fine it seems
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people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.
#missed out on a whole year I could have skated at my local roller rink because I didn't want to go alone#and now it's closed and I won't ever get that year back. sometimes you gotta do it alone if you want to do something
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maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.
#my version of a happy ending au#mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing anya#anya#curly#my art#considering this game takes place in a hellscape#i imagine one of the other horrifying angles for anya was that she might not even have the rights to abort the wound#so i like to think. curly. thinking he's going to die anyway. just takes all of the medical bills from his crew#because if he lives then he'll spend his life paying it all off#and if he dies. then he takes the burden with him#but him and anya are horrible horrible parallels now. and they cant NOT care about each other#he'll turn himself into the horse. he'll be the beast of burden. anything he said. anything#and for once he actually means it.
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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀
#girl i thought we were doing group costumes#do u have any idea what an ass i looked showing up as just the BOTTOM HALF of our lord baphomet???#not even a full ass just a half ass with cloven hooves#that was me. last nite. at the devil's sacrament. like u even care#you abandoned me in my time of need you peccant malodorous HUSSY#just fyi the bake sale committee is pissed af atchu right now
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