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wilson pointlessly living in a hotel room for like half the show is a metaphor for him always suppressing his desires for a….. HOUSE…. of his own [drum sting]
#you can pry my atrocious puns from my cold dead hands idc#house md#greg house#gregory house#hilson#james wilson#house/wilson#hatecrimes md#and I know the canon reason is because he was desperately clinging on to the shreds of his marriage#although that technically furthers the metaphor… if we’re being serious about it
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Beloved Beyond Time
A DeadSerious Prompt where a young Damian follows his mother's advice about finding his future 'Beloved' and is smitten with a TimeTraveling Ghost King (Prince) Danny when his grandfather summoned the eldritch being.
Damian, despite being young, will want no other to be by his side once he takes over the League. Especially since the King was able to strike fear in his grandfather for even just for a moment.
Danny, whose just started taking up his soon to be Kingly title and duties, at first freaked out when a kid who just got out of toddlerhood is offering marriage. Who wouldn't. And well while he didn't fully encourage it, he found it a little adorable and tried to nudge the kid away from said... err crush feelings?
He was a little sad to have to say goodbye to the kid when his month long stay with the al Ghul's (mostly to see if they're worthy to keep the Pits) he was pretty for sure he'd never run into the kid again and if he did who knows how old they'd actually be because again.. time travel.
So Danny now at the age of 16 really wasn't expecting to be basically be cornered on his first day at his new school at Gotham Academy by a 17 year old Damian Wayne who is leaning over him and says "Hello Beloved. Time has been kind to you it seems."
Danny's poor half-alive heart is currently dying from being cornered by an older Damian.
Let this crazy train wreck begin.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#blue rambles#crossover#writing ideas#random idea#danny phantom dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#dead serious#Damian sneaked into a League meeting when they summoned the Ghost King#but they actually got the Ghost Prince who was learning how to handle realm duties at the time#but Danny doesn't tell them that. Also they summoned him when he was practicing his eldritch form. So yeah he scared them.#Danny actually scared Ra's into submission by threatening his precious Lazarus Pits since he was going to be forced to stay for a month#Danny actually and sadly can't do much to the Pits.Its been there for so long the world would start to become unstable if he took them away#He can heal people who have been effected by it though#Anyways this is another thing Ra's doesn't actually need to know if Danny has anything to say about it#Damian is a smitten kitten by the being who managed to strike fear in his grandfather#and decides only the Ghost King was worthy of becoming his Beloved#During the month he tries to get Danny to agree to their impending marriage#Danny freaks at first but finds it a little adorable and never really takes it seriously#he does try to reason with Damian about how it wont work but the boy is stubborn#Damian does worm a spot in Danny's heart though by being stubbornly adorable#When the month is up. Damian swears to a fading Danny he will marry him in the future#Danny returns to his own time and thinks thats the end of that.#A few weeks later he finds out that someone as a joke signed him up for an exchange student program and that he was picked to go to Gotham#Damian has NEVER forgotten the one he calls Beloved#and has drawn him. Many times. In Eldritch form. Ghost King form. Little Man form. Phantom form. EVEN his human form only Damian knew of.#So when Damian spots Danny. He knows who he is.#Damian is gonna try to channel his mother's abilities in seduction to woo his Beloved
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honestly if there's one change book to TV that I'm super grateful for it's ageing up Daniel Molloy. that wet sack of a boy needed to ripen to reach Bogosian!Daniel level of sass
#on a more serious note it just adds sm to this romance for me#armand let him go he let him have one full human life#he got to grow out of his addiction both to drugs and to armand/armand's blood#he failed two marriages and fucked up two daughters yes but that's life#he had a whole successful career#spn#there's a lot to unpack with regards to armand's mindfuckery sure but it WAS an act of love#selflessness even#he wasn't backed in a corner bc the akasha thing is pushed to the back#and i do think book!armand wouldnt have turned daniel when he did#if he'd seen another chance for daniel#70s!daniel took none of armand's shit either#but present daniel is far more equipped to stand his ground i think#and armand is going to see#that the romance of daniel's youth isn't as fickle as he thought#bc daniel still feels a ravening and hopeless desire#i could talk about this for hours#devil's minion#iwtv#daniel molloy
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Sanlu marriage proposal but it only happens because Luffy’s jealous
“If Pudding got to (almost) marry Sanji then why can’t I??! >:((((”
#One Piece#Sanlu#Sanji#Lusan#Luffy#Sanji: Luffy you can’t just PROPOSE MARRIAGE like that what the hell—#(He is blushing from head to toe and literally glowing with happiness but whatever)#Luffy: Sanji is mine so I should be able to marry Sanji!! 😤#Luffy: See I even got you this!!#And he shows him a ring#Sanji: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THA#Nami in the corner: 😏#Nami: Maybe I’m a cheapskate but not when it comes to this. I made sure he got you the BEST ring#Sanji crying his eyes out: O-Oh my god??#Sanji: You’re actually serious 😭😭😭#Luffy: Yes!!! Marry me Sanji marry me Sanji marry meeeeeee#Sanji: O-okay 🥺💖#I’M NORMAL ABOUT THEM I SWEAR. I PROMMY#Shima speaks
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Wait did both Alice and Zane record Alan when he was at his lowest point? Didn't Alice make her exhibition to show the world what she sees? To show Alan the truth about himself? That it never was Scratch visiting and terrorizing her, but Alan himself? Did she depict his "self" and Zane depicted his "persona"? The two sides of him that he wishes he can eliminate bc they brought him into trouble (Scratch representing anger and the fallouts with paparazzi and stuff, Zane representing his self-destructive behavior with alcohol and drugs and the party nights)? The both sides that caused his marriage to start falling apart? Was that the reason Zane made that video of Alan when they were on that booze and drug-fueled bender while working on the Return manuscript? Is this party video the companion piece?? Alan's downward spiral, same as Alice's photos? Do they fucking work together aasdffjfjfkfk
#Can this game please stop messing with my head??#I mean we don't know how many years passed since Alice went to the dark place#She could have met Zane long ago. Over Zane's similar appearance to Alan they both have a connection to him#So they talk about him. They understand that they must help Alan to ascend the spiral bc he's too far gone to do it himself#Or Alan wrote them in their story as a plot decide bc he understood at one point that he must confront his lesser pleasant parts#In order to become “whole”#And he seems to deliberately ignore how close his marriage is to fail. Her POV is so different from his. Of course she mourns him#Bc she never stopped loving him. Although he did the things he did. That's simply not how love works.#Alan is a good man although he makes selfish and terrible decisions and has a questionable morale at times. Bc he thinks he can do it right.#Bc he thinks he can correct his mistakes later. That's how he's always been. He thinks a flower bouquet and chocolate and a bottle of wine#Is all he needs to give to Alice and she will forgive him. He was incapable to acknowledge his shortcomings but he tries!! In his own way!#And alice sees it. And she has accepted it's for the longest time. Alan is emotionally constipated except for his anger.#Guy needs to do some serious self reflection#alan wake 2#Alan wake theory#Alan wake 2 theory#Alan wake 2 meta#Alan Wake#Alice Wake#Thomas Zane#Tom Zane#Sorry for the endless fucking notes 🙏
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Oddly for a sequel show, Cobra Kai is putting far too much weight on the original TKK film. They keep acting like this is teenage Johnny and teenage Daniel going toe to toe, but these are adult men. They should have lived adult lives and processed adult experiences and emotions before getting to the beginning of Cobra Kai’s story. Why can’t Johnny ever seem to grow up in a meaningful way? Why does Daniel keep chucking his healthy wealthy family life to the side to get involved in random ass karate shit? Why do they refuse to truly mend the fences between them? I understand showing trauma affecting them and TKK being an important moment in their lives, but the show acts like that was THE important moment in their lives. Nothing was bigger or more life changing than that (basically a high school karate tournament that happened one time) even though they’re decades past it. These characters aren’t truly allowed to be adult men grappling with the past, they’re written like stunted teens who are simply walking through some strange daydream life where they’ve got kids and jobs. And if the writers don’t ever treat them like adults, they’re never going to act like it nor will they ever grow in meaningful and permanent ways.
#I get Cobra Kai is fundamentally about that trauma and about TKK#but they keep acting as if neither character has thought about anything else other than it or just repressed it like crazy#be real with me. it was high school. crazy life changing shit happens then but the fact is crazy life changing shit keeps happening#they write Daniel as if his marriage was less important than TKK. his children his business his social life everything else#and Johnny was originally written as a man who let that trauma crush his life#but really had the power to move forward because HE NO LONGER WAS THAT KID!#the whole point at the beginning was Johnny having to reconcile himself with the fact that TKK is over. has been for decades#and he can’t live there anymore. there’s not space for adult man Johnny in that story#but then they kept writing it like TKK was the pinnacle of Daniel and Johnny’s lives#which is crazy!#and then only focused on that#even though there were serious important plot lines like Johnny neglecting Robby or Daniel repressing his emotions#or that violence left to fester is violence that will be fostered#these are adult men. make them act like it for fuck’s sake#cobra kai#ck#ck criticism#tkk#the karate kid#johnny lawrence#daniel larusso
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Do you know or think any of the past Halloween events will rerun? Like “Terror is Trending” or “Spectral Soirée”? Cause I wanna know the plots of those and maybe play through them since I joined the game late, but I’m not sure if they’ll rerun at this point
I HOPE so, the second Halloween event is still probably my favorite! (it's just. peak non-main Twst content. everyone is so ridiculous and it's so delightful.) the way they've been doing it though has been to rerun the previous year's Halloween event and then the new one, so Eng probably won't be getting those first two events again anytime soon. :( if you're okay with just watching them for the story, your best bet is probably to look up a playthrough of them on YouTube. just make sure it has the ending rhythmics, they both had super cute ones!
Eng sometimes does things differently than JP though, and I think there's been a bit of an influx of new players to both versions lately? so one or both might decide to do a big rerun at some other point in the year! or they might just start rotating Halloween events or something now that they have four of 'em. :U I admit, I do kinda hope that they rerun just so I can try to get that ONE Scary Monsters card I'm missing...please Twst...I just need one more...
#twisted wonderland#joseimuke games are serious business#if i remember right eng got like...all the beans day and ghost marriage cards during their first runs?#we had to wait until the rerun to see idia in his handsome little groom suit 😔#(he was previously getting married in his hoodie and school pants which is admittedly the way funnier option)#(but he does look great in his suit so i'm glad they gussied him up for his special day)#there is new scary monsters merch out this year so it does give me hope that they aren't going to just forget about it completely#c'mon twst there's still more blood you can squeeze out of this stone
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please don’t by k.will did more for the gays back in 2012 than any boy group can possibly do with fan service and crop tops in 2024
#do young kpoppies know about please don’t by k.will. im serious do they know#I think about it a lot#it’s impossible to replicate the feeling of being gay and watching that mv in the 2010s and just getting bodyslammed by the ending.#like he really just dropped that shit in TWENTY TWELVE#kibumblabs#to this day I think that’s the most explicitly gay mv ive seen in kpop by an established artist#(ie not holland. no shade to him but he kinda built his platform on being an openly gay artist and he’s not a big industry name or anything#which makes the impact significantly different. if that makes sense. anyway.)#like think about any other example. almost all of them can be brushed off as fan service or are at least vague enough to be#up for interpretation#please don’t’s ending is nearly fucking impossible to write off as anything but explicitly gay#no fanservice involved. no vague staring in each other’s eyes. just straight up Oh He’s Not Jealous Of His Friend He’s Jealous Of His#Friend’s Fiancé. oh#like that’s the whole point. interpreting it any other way doesn’t make sense with the impact it’s purposefully supposed to make#like seriously try to say ‘he’s just sad he’s losing his friend to marriage :(‘ or something. you have to be REAL fucking stupid or#deeply in denial to make that argument let alone believe it#anyway. I appreciate this mv a lot#k.will the OG of doomed yaoi in kpop#kill me#closest contender off the top of my head is one more day by sistar#also note I am talking about mvs here not songs in general#cause if I were talking about songs in general. key’s out there pretty much writing about gay sex at this point so I mean#k.will#kpop#only adding actual tags because I want you to watch this mv if you haven’t already
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i thank god everyday that i have met a man (my fiancé) who is very comfortable listening to me ramble about how insane i am about my blorbos (rin and haru). i am so grateful. because there is NO WAY i am hiding my insanity for a man. i'd much sooner marry my fictional anime men than to do that.
#free!#personal#rinharu#partrin says stuff#i am absolutely serious#being okay with me being batshit INSANE about rinharu is a prerequisite to marriage for me#sometimes my fiancé asks me about the lore behind rinharu#he even watched some of the movies with me#he agrees that it blatantly clear the free! franchise's subliminal messaging when it comes to rh is hard to miss#also he thinks ikuya is very pretty#but i digress
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So I know that Ezra’s flirtation with the Dark Side is generally considered to be his lowest point in the series, and AUs where he’s an inquisitor are almost always tragic and depressing…but for a while I’ve been playing around with an AU that’s basically a cracky dark comedy — one where Deputy Director Wren of the Advanced Weapons Research Division carries on a sometimes-secret-but-other-times-not-so-much romance with the new Grand Inquisitor. 🤪 For some reason I’ve had a ton of fun writing dark!Sabezra from their own Imperial POV, so I wanted to share this meet-cute (or meet-evil?) snippet:
“You know, this would have been a lot easier if you were already dead!”
“Do you expect me to apologize for that?!”
“Yes, yes I do! This entire errand is completely beneath me!”
As a Mandalorian — even if her people reviled her — Sabine had no particular affinity for Force-wielding maniacs. The galaxy was a lot better off without thousands of do-gooder Jedi frolicking from system to system, starting wars and spreading chaos on their endless crusade to convince themselves of their own piety. She knew significantly less about the Sith and their acolytes, but after a total of twenty minutes in the company of the Grand Inquisitor, she couldn’t say that her opinion had improved much.
“Too bad for you, Governor Tarkin wants me back in one piece,” she spat. Brushing hair out of her face, she peeked from behind the stack of supply crates to fire a few more shots at Saw Gerrera’s terrorist minions, still pouring out of the base by the dozen. “Half of these traitors are wearing stolen Imperial armor. If High Command stopped dumping credits into Stardust and gave me what I needed to mass-produce the Duchess, we wouldn’t be in this mess!”
The inquisitor’s red blade hummed past her ear as he swatted a blaster bolt back across the airfield, striking a Tognath directly between the eyes. Standing over her, shielding them both from the Rebel volley with one arm folded behind his back, he did cut an impressive figure — tall and broad-shouldered with his dark hair tied into a knot and beard trimmed meticulously, he wielded a cold resolve that Sabine was very glad to have on her side at the moment…not that she’d admit as much, of course.
“In case you didn’t notice,” he hissed, “I’m wearing Imperial armor too!”
“Believe me, I noticed!”
As miserable as her capture had been, her rescue wasn’t going very well either. Gerrera’s men had blown up the inquisitor’s TIE before they could escape, and the old Republic airbase — now a Rebel airbase, she supposed — was nestled in the heart of a canyon, providing an irritatingly effective natural defense against enemy fighters and bombers. Their reinforcements were already long overdue, but at this point, nothing less than a platoon of death troopers could drive off the swarming rebels.
With a flick of his wrist, the Grand Inquisitor sent a thermal detonator sailing back the way it’d come. “I’ll be having words with Admiral Konstantine when we return,” he snarled, which Sabine understood as a rough translation for, “I’ll be throttling Admiral Konstantine when we return.”
But ‘when’ seemed to be a bit optimistic. She knew that even with the Rebels’ archaic weaponry and pitiful training, it would only be a matter of time until the two of them were overwhelmed.
Out of the corner of her eye, she spotted an Ishi Tib and Twi’lek setting up a heavy blaster cannon on a tripod — and as amusing as it might’ve been to watch the broody, quippy dikut beside her get smoked like a womp rat, she needed him alive if she had any chance of surviving herself. (Also, as an artist, she couldn’t bear to see a face like that pulverized by a bunch of insurgent rubes.)
Raising her blaster, she fired three shots: the first struck the Ishi Tib in the flank, sending him stumbling into his comrade; the second caught the Twi’lek in the gut, right as he began to unload on their position; and the third took out the leg of the tripod, which collapsed onto its side, spraying those nearby with a short burst of friendly fire.
“You’re welcome!” she barked. With a sharp elbow to his thigh (a very well-muscled thigh, as it turned out), she earned herself an indignant huff, probably the closest the inquisitor ever came to expressing gratitude.
#I’ve already got a ficlet planned where Sabine has to file a workplace relationship disclosure form#and Krennic is like “uhhhhhh if Dr. Wren is in a serious relationship that might mean MARRIAGE and BABIES and that’s not good for quotas”#so he hides from her for weeks until he gets a midnight visit from the GI#needless to say the form gets signed lol#but Sabezra bragging about each other’s evil shenangins to their coworkers????#Galen Erso: “Should I put you down with a plus one for the office Life Day party?”#Sabine: “Nah better make it a minus three instead. My husband can’t go anywhere without killing at least four people hahahaha.”#and of course…#Ezra: “My wife invented this weapon that incinerates Mandalorians by turning their ancient cultural heritage against them!”#Vader: “The ability to incinerate Mandalorians is insignificant next to the power of the Force.”#Ezra: “Yeah yeah yeah I know but it’s just so cool!!!!”#sabezra#sabine wren#ezra bridger#sabezra fanfiction#my fanfic
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okay i know I preach about voting however you want because that's the point of milgram but I genuinely don't know how you can listen to kazui's voice drama and then vote him guilty
kazui is litteraly asking es to give him a reason to stop lying (cough cough an innocent vote)
an innocent vote is NOT going to make Kazui think what he did was right, nor that lying was a good call. He didn't think that in Trial 1, he hasn't shown any signs of thinking that in Trial 2 and that is not the thought process he will go down in Trial 3!!!
He's not asking for his lies to he forgiven, he's asking to be FREED from them. The guilt of what his lies caused now more then ever is waying so heavily down on him that he just wants to see a reason that tells him that telling the truth will be okay and that his 'sin' is not this horrible thing that he or others around him chalks itself to be
#im not saying i understand him better then you... but if you want to take it that way!#joking joking im not serious#obviously i cant predict the future but i highly doubt an innocent vote will make him think he did the right thing all along#you guys forget that he genuinely cared about hinako and still does#yes he feels guilty for her death because he was the reason for it but also that was his friend bro!!!!#just because he didnt love her romantically and was well aware of that while going into their marriage#doesnt mean he didnt feel bad about what he was doing!!! he did!!! his sad moping is litteraly everywhere in half and cat!!!!!!!#maybe its because im gay and can relate heavily to the feeling of being terrified that someone will find out your dirty secret#hashtag outted gang#but idk... i just dont think he deserves such a tight ratio#milgram project#kazui mukuhara#milgram
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I just do not know if some people realize that Michelle not liking Ted’s constant optimism … was because it was a flaw of his lmao. A byproduct of 30 years of trauma. Ted has a MASK. that’s what even sharon calls him out on when they first have a proper conversation…Ted has a mask. And he has for years. And when you’re married to someone who won’t take that mask off because they can’t, you can get a little tired with it
#people acting like Michelle did something so horrible by not being able to handle Ted’s consistent emotional barriers#that’s not something he did on purpose!!! he really needed Sharon and others to help him get open with his emotions#Sharon’s probably the first time ted let himself actually talk about what happened with his dad#like. Ted’s constant optimism was implied within canon to be a mask. he could not let walls down#he had to be bubbly and make jokes and couldn’t be serious.#like the people who act like she’s a villain …..#it makes SENSE. when you’re with someone for like 25-30 years and they still can’t be emotionally open#also like. not to be that person but. we DO only know one side of their marriage#one side of their marital struggles#not saying Michelle Is perfect but the hate she receives all the time…
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Gregory's Chronicle using Edward IV's marriage to Elizabeth Woodville as a warning lesson for his audience as an abject example on what Not To Do is still the funniest thing ever.
"Now take heed what love may do, for love will not nor may not cast no fault nor peril in nothing."
Translation: DO NOT - I repeat, DO NOT - follow their example. Did you hear me? DO NOT -
#when your marriage is so scandalous it's literally used as a red alert for others 💅#edward iv#elizabeth woodville#my post#also Gregory calling Edward a slut. loved that part too <3#('it 'were evyr ferde that he had not be chaste of hys levynge')#tbh I wrote this as a dumb shitpost after getting back home drunk a few days ago but on a more serious note:#consider how Gregory emphasized how Edward's nobles and advisors' required him to marry#''a quene good of byrthe acordyng unto hys dygnyte''#and what that clearly implies about Elizabeth Woodville whose marriage to him was framed as inappropriate and a caution to others#It's pretty on-the-nose
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kinda hoping that they resolve things between aziraphale and crowley like. halfway through season 3 so the rest of it is just them being giddily, Insufferably newylwed
#not really. i want them to resolve it naturally and with the full amount of time & devotion it requires to resolve it well#i just think it would be extremely funny if 90% of the jesus christ wrangling american road trip was them not caring about it At All#'oh he's gone off turning nukes into salamanders? hm right sounds serious. too bad i'm busy sucking & fucking at a sonic's rn or i'd help'#'on the cross you say? terrible business. another crucifixion you say? shame. in florida you say? sounds like a them problem'#and no in this fantasy world of mine they do not adopt jesus he's like aziraphale's high uncle whom they have to drive to the family reunio#the ultimate and most immediate marriage test you could possibly hope for: you and your spouse in the car with jesus christ of nazareth#can't believe i typed any of that. it would be funny is what i'm saying#fuck ineffable husbands i want insufferable husbands#good omens spoilers#go2 spoilers#good omens#oxly hollers
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If dating midwestern boy taught me anything it’s that 1) I am way more like Tashi Duncan than I thought and 2) know exactly why she married Art and told Patrick to fuck off as an adult (and kinda even when she was in college) despite being willing to fuck him ☠️
#I’m 100% in my Art Donaldson era—and just dated a man like Patrick Zweig#he’s hot and fun and I enjoy his company but…marriage? something serious? not in your fucking life lmao#he’s deeply unserious and constantly looking for validation from others in the form of bringing them to HIS level rather than rising#both Patrick and my situationship LOL#genuinely sad I had to put up with all the shit I did only to never even get laid though. that feels like a war crime. all the work for WHAT#(I mean that jokingly but also half seriously like bb he could sense my standards a mile away and after attempting to fake serious#just backed away when he couldn’t sustain?? PU LEASE)#ik I would have regretted it if I did it but. in this moment im ovulating and mad about it ONDLSKDNDJ ☠️#the Midwest boy#challengers#the me tag
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it's really funny to me to see the difference between fanbases bc i havent seen a single person upset about the religious aspects of sister daniel or father phil, meanwhile just recently jake webber had to address "a controversy" of him and tara wearing a jesus and devil halloween costumes. like what.
#in general when i first heard that there were people upset about jake and tara wearing those i was like 😭🤣 you are not serious#and then i opened tiktok#and there were people upset#and in the chat when he was talking about it??? some people were laughing like me but some were like#“im christian and i did think it was a little insensitive”#idk if that's because i completely dont fuck w organized religion now or what but#its just not something that I can wrap my mind around#there are things that are way more important to determining whether a person is good than whether they wear a spirit halloween costume#also catholic church still mostly considerers suicide sinful and jake and johnnie joke a LOT about that lol#and also if we're going even more hardcore catholic#sex outside of marriage is a mortal sin and that boy fucks#so. why are we upset specifically about the costumes 🤨🤨🤨#anyway. sorry about the rambling#im not tagging this i just needed to talk it out lol#hdgh.txt
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