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Suddenly the ever growing insanity of the two men in the Mouse Trap movie as they try to rid the house of one mouse makes sense to me
Apparently it was foolish to think that seeing a single mouse run out of the door would mean the problem fixed itself.
#we had a mouse a few weeks ago#there's been no sign of it since and the dogs have been normal#but theres mouse turds in my bathroom all of a sudden#there is inconceivably no where it can hide in there#no holes in the counter#i keep the doors shut#my laundry is empty#there is nothing on the floor but rugs#my room is free from signs of mice#as is the hallway and the office#and my sister's room#WHERE IS IT COMING FROM#i am losing my mind#brb getting pest control quotes 🫠
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ghost stories are alarmingly easy to spread tbh
when I was like ten I was walking back from the chip shop near my gran's house with a neighbour and we took a short cut down an alley which was enclosed by garages except for one part which was wire fenced and led to the electricity shack
and while I was walking I chucked a chip over the fence. the girl walking with me, C, reasonably asks why I did that
"oh, don't you know?" I say, as if I'm not equally out of my own loop
she shakes her head. the enclosed alleyway has no streetlights. it's after dark. the shack is isolated in the distance.
"a little girl who lived up on the court climbed the fence once on a dare. she went up to the shack and touched it, but there was a wire sticking out, and when she touched it, she got electrocuted and died, right there. if you come back in the daylight, you can still see the black mark."
[editor's note: the court was the smaller road off the side of the crescent, which was the one C's family and my gran lived on. the houses there were slightly more expensive and newer, almost all occupied by wealthy commuters to the city, where most of the crescent houses were occupied by retirees and locals who worked on the trading estate. naturally, crescent kids hated the court. houses there got bricked about once a month.]
"no she didn't," C says
I made up this story for absolutely no reason and with no plan, but I'm not gonna back down now. "sure she did. and if you go past on your way back from the shops and you don't leave her an offering, she'll follow you home through the streetlights. one flickers behind you, then the next, then the next, until you get home. and then the lights start to flicker inside the house. even if you turn out all the electrics before bed, it'll be too late. she's inside. and you'll wake up on the night and see her, and she'll be so awful to see it'll stop your heart."
[editor's note: the streetlights always flickered. this was because our neighbour monkey george kept setting the junction boxes on fire]
"I never did before and she never followed me home!"
"do you come down the alley after dark? or do you take the main road with the streetlights?" I knew she didn't use the shortcut, because I'd been the one to talk her into it that night. she was three years younger than me and scared of the dark.
C claims not to believe me, but she throws a chip over the fence too, and walks the rest of the way looking over her shoulder. I get to pride myself for the night on being good at scary stories, and don't think much more about it.
fast forward six or seven years. I'm back in town. I'm on my way back from the chip shop, taking the same shortcut home. ahead of me on the road are a couple of kids I vaguely recognise as old playmates' younger siblings.
they stop, and I watch one fish out three sweeties from the pack they're sharing. they take one each and throw them over the fence. they carry on walking.
I realise that this is probably my fault, as are any resulting pest control issues around the old electricity shack.
when I get to the fence, I throw a chip over.
#in my defense C was a very gullible girl and I was a big fan of scary stories#I also spent several years convincing her I was secretly a vampire#and helped her sister convince her her room was haunted#it's not like I was the worst kid on that block monkey george was around#and there was that kid that used to chase cats around with peashooters
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Mia would have some choice words on Phoenix’s taste in men
Bonus:

#ace attorney#phoenix wright#mia fey#miles edgeworth#turnabout beginnings#what I would do to have current edgeworth and channeled mia in a room together#edgeworth: ah miss fey its been a whi- mia: ur dad’s death led to my mom’s ostracization then eventual death.#mia: and also ur prosecution led to my boyfriend being in a coma which then led to phoenix wright dating a psycho#which then led to her sister being sent to a spirit temple which then comes back around to my mom dying.#edgeworth: ah.#guess who just finished turnabout bridge. wild how everything all came together huh
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#MY SISTER BROUGHT HER FRIEND WITHOUT TELLING ME IM ON MY UNDERWEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM THANK FUCK THE TABLE COVERS ME#art#my art#oc tag#furry#oc transito
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'He would not fucking say that' only it's 'That child would not speak in full fucking sentences.'
#basic rule of thumb is two year olds are expected to be able to use TWO words in a row.#some can do more. some can do less.#but please assume that if a child is under three they are not speaking thoughts more complex than 'I want that' or 'I am [sad/hungry/mad]'#Occassionally you'll hear a pretty complex thought like 'It's snowing outside!' but that's only certain kids#If they draw your attention to something it's usually just the word 'LOOK' and a bunch of pointing#If they're upset words go completely out the window and you'll just hear crying/screaming. possibly the word 'no' or 'Mama' or 'Daddy'#Kids tend to say 'mama' or 'daddy' even if those people aren't in the immediate area#Tho I have had the hilarious experience of hearing an angry kid loudly scream for his older sister#are there exceptions to the rule? yes of course#also: most kids understand social cues before they can actively participate in them#So for instance when I put on my coat they all start yelling 'Bye Maggie!' even if I am actively having a conversation#They also know that it's typical to greet someone when they come in the door but they don't know WHEN or HOW#which results in them just. Yelling your name at you when you come in the room. Sometimes they'll say 'MAGGIE HERE.'#When the phone rings they yell 'HELLO??' at it.
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something something if they had found each other earlier
#do you remember infodumping as a kid because i do#both jayce and viktor would have those fairy/pirate/dragon books that looked like field journals and had the special foldouts and pockets#arcane fanart#arcane#jayce talis#arcane jayce#viktor arcane#comic#rio arcane#jayce and viktor#also like ximena definitely would've made sure viktor left with so much food#art#illustration#digital art#fanart#artists on tumblr#clip studio paint#csp#also i love rio sm???#they remind me of something but i can't remember what#maybe the salamander I once had??#or their eyes are like my sister's dogs??#idk but there's something so familiar about them#anyway this was a really weird week and i really liked drawing this#ALSO whoever pointed out jayce had a wizard hat in his childhood room i want to kiss you on the mouth#great spot
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Haunted Car Au part 13
Previous. Masterpost
“You done figuring out the sound files yet?” Duke asked while tapping on the hood of the Batmobile.
He was excited to hear a campy “Yes, Sir!” Come out of the open windows of the car.
“Neat, first off, any files that have your name in it?” He was a little disappointed, but still snorted to hear the tragic ‘Noooooo’ from Darth Vader.
“I think Red Robin has some pronoun type files in there, what are yours?” A mix of sir’s, dude's, and bro's were played until Duke had to stop the guy.
“Ok, what about age?” He wasn't expecting to get a straight answer, but when the car played a Scooby-Doo cut of ‘those meddling kids’, he was confused.
“So a kid?” Duke questioned. He got a weird mix of 'Ehhh', 'Kinda', and 'close enough' type files.
“We can worry about that later, any ideas how you got stuck?” A short ‘Nope’ with a pop on the P played.
Talking to the car guy was strange. Getting answers could be easy or turn into 20 questions trying to clarify an answer. So far, Duke knew the person:
is male or male presenting
a meta
has no clue how he possessed the car
has a good understanding of current memes
was possibly in their teens (probably a bit younger than Duke, but older than Daimian)
was a street kid? (When asked where he lived the car played “Why should I worry” from an older Disney movie about homeless animals in New York or something. He had to look it up.)
has a good sense of humor
and is taking their situation in stride.
Duke really had to wonder what their life has been where this is not a vast problem to fix…. And whether or not he should argue his ‘notification tone’ being a choir singing.
He really does not get paid enough for this, but it is better than the other stuff Gotham throws at the Bats.
“Mind if I get you up on the lift and check the engine? Might give us some clues.” After an affirmative from the car guy, Duke got to work.
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#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#haunted car au#not totally happy with how this one turned out#but dialog is kinda wierd when one side is memes and audio clips.#but hey its is getting closer to the fun bits#but slow plot lines for now#next chapter amuses me though#also please remember I am using more the Batman Wayne adventures mixed with cherry picking of other comic runs#so.... come characters might be a bit ooc#that being said#next chapeter has plenty of cursing and simular language#but yaknow... Jason and Duke in the same room#I like to think they default to street manners and not Alfred approved ones#Duke Steph and Jason together just desolves into slang and neighborhood rivalry#not always friendly either#thats my headcannon anyway#Oliver and Company was one of my sisters favorite movies#100% Dick cries throughout the entire movie#Jason and Duke mock/rate the survivability of the animals#Damian took home any stray that he could catch after watching it#Cass helped
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I've seen the headcanon that Lucanis' mother, Caterina's perfect heir, was actually similar to Illario in some ways. That she was calculating, ruthless, ambitious, obedient... all the things Caterina overlooks in Illario because Caterina sees her favourite daughter's deep brown eyes and quiet, controlled demeanor and careful planning in Lucanis.
But I am also attached to the idea that the opposite is true too. That Illario's mother shared similarities with Lucanis; that she was empathetic and stubborn, with a slight rebellious streak. But she was always outgoing and charming, was more impulsive with her emotions, and was always sharper with her tongue than with a sword, so Caterina only sees her in Illario.
I just love the idea that Caterina can't look beyond the surface and see who her grandsons really are because on some level she can't see past the ghosts reflected in their eyes. She can't see that the quiet brown eyed boy is is more of the gentle hearted rebel, and the one with blue eyes and a shining, fake smile is the ruthless leader who would do anything she asked.
#Illario Dellamorte#Lucanis Dellamorte#veilguard spoilers#I wish we knew anything about their families#Illario's name means happy. You could (and I choose to) read that as meaning his parents' main wish for him was happiness.#What does that say about them as people?#What does it mean that a Dellamorte once looked at their newborn and their only thought was 'I hope he's happy'#I have been thinking about the Dellamortes all morning at work#Lucanis' mother the favourite child the quiet one who learned to turn off her emotions and would do anything to keep her status as favourit#Vs loud emotional Illario's mother the less favourite because she was rebellious and stubborn and tried to be her own person#(as much as she could)#(Also imagining Lucanis' mother sneaking into her younger sister's room at night after she's punished and tending to her#the way Lucanis and Illario will do years later)#I like the idea of Illario's mother being a bit of a rebel because I think a lot of people look at Illario and think disobedient rebel#despite the fact that I think objectively Illario is the more obedient one#he has disobedient rebel energy but in canon he's a follower who doesn't even consider breaking the rules unless it's Lucanis' idea#(until he has Lucanis killed but you could argue even that is him following Crow rules it's just him being who Caterina raised him to be)#I really want to know what's up with their families though. Lucanis is the horse Caterina is betting on. Lucanis' mother was the first of#her children to die. What makes her so sure Lucanis is the best option? Is it just that Lucanis is less like her and she knows she failed?#Is there something about Illario that makes her see him an ineligible? I want to interview her.#anyways I have to go back to work now hopefully this all makes sense I don't have time to proofread anything oops this is how much I ramble#when I don't have the time to go back and edit it down and take out all my irrelevant thoughts
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I want y’all to see my Halloween costume this year.
#happy halloween#miku binder#miku binder thomas jefferson#thomas jefferson#Halloween costume#halloween 2023#disregard the bg is my sisters room
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ssssssssssssssssss(c)elebration
Happy Lunar New Year!!
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I wanna thank my friend waffle for helping me with Raven's dress rendering <3 they really kicked started the coloring process (I was not going to color)
also Price's dragon pattern was traced and altered from this
#i can slep#yuh#<33333333333333333333333#future gomz i hope the hangover aint bad....#ive chugged a lot of warter#letting my sister dot rhe tags#gomz said she literally forced herself back into her room and sober up bcuz she wanted to finish this piece by tonight#because we're going to temples tomorrow#also hi tumblr! :D#gummmyart#doodle#my oc#cod oc#[oc]Raven#PriceRaven#captain john price#captain john price x oc#john price x oc#captain price x oc#[oc]Jelly#Gholly#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x oc#lunar new year#happy chinese new year#cny 2025#scheduled
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@grandpuppyalpaca 's theory that klaus is in skifander has some excellent potential for comedy
#my art#girl genius#pizza teaches herself comics by making memes#currently my money is on my sister's suggestion of 'klaus is in paris. causing problems.'#but i hope im wrong bc i wanna see these three locked in a room together so bad itd be so funny#rational thought: under no circumstances should you get involved in your gf's parent's argument. jäger hindbrain: cauze problems on purpose
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Have some very low effort AU doodles
#Heng is so pretty…#Shuanshuan had an older sister now and they will get along great#them together is too much cuteness in one room Yi’s heart will implode#also the siblings reuniting was definitely quite shocking for both of them#Yi had been mourning her for two years at that point while in the peach blossom village#Heng I think would only have been awake for a few months at this point so she hadn’t quite gotten to the point he had#she had also been having to cope with her entire life being taken from her so it was just a lot#she’ll definitely get over the emotional whiplash of Yi being alive way faster than he will with her#he’s suddenly rethinking his past choices..#art#my art#doodle#nine Sols#nine Sols au#stowaway au#nine Sols stowaway au#nine Sols yi#nine Sols heng#nine sols shuanshuan
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Look at my stupid phone case


Extra: my sister's reaction to this

#I used the old one as a base since it was falling apart and decided to make it worse#By sticking a buttload of stickers and random shit on top of it and hoping to the stars it sticks#And then sealing it all up with clear nail polish which left my entire room smelling RANK the rest of the day#It's actually really comfy to hold#I had to pilfer my sister's stickers collection (with her permission ofc ofc) and she had this MBTI stickers with letters#See I didn't KNOW they were MBTI stickers#I just thought it was weird that this sticker set had like- weirdly specific letters from the alphabet and not the rest#And it gave me the PERFECT opportunity to spell penis- so I did#so now I have penis on my phone#my post#sput chatters#phone case
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Political ads: My opponent has jacked up taxes every year since he was elected!
Me: Which taxes? Income? Sales? Property? Business?
Political ads: I promise to hold the line on taxes!
Me: Which taxes? What government programs do those taxes contribute to? What gets cut if the lack of taxation causes a deficit?
Political ads: Think about the taxes!
Me: WHICH TAXES. WHICH TAXES ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. TELL ME WHO'S ACTUALLY GETTING AFFECTED BY THESE TAXES YOU'RE SO CONCERNED WITH.
Reminder to always ask what it is that people aren't saying in these ads.
A lot of them want you to think that it is your personal taxes as a working-class person that they're talking about. But if it's taxes on the rich that they're "holding the line on," then they're using your desire to survive with a greater portion of your own income as fuel to keep the upper classes from paying their fair share.
I keep getting the same three or four political ads (half aren't even for the district I live in) and I'm frustrated that they use these transparent tactics and that there are probably people that don't have the time or background to take that moment to go 'what are they hoping I hear in this? What are they actually going to do?'
#Phoenix Talks#personal#vent post#feel free to reblog#politics#taxes#the last time I got one particular ad I started shouting at the TV while my sister was downstairs grabbing some food#she didn't even blink about it so I guess it's not out of character for me lol#We're alone (except for the dog) and I was hoping to share my frustration by shouting while she's in the next room#so at least one person would Know my feelings on this topic
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They are forever in their honeymoon era 🫶
#my art#sulemio#gundam witch spoilers#gwitch#suletta mercury#miorine rembran#ericht samaya#I love eri being a little hater#she did NOT turn into a portable keychain that can easily be put anywhere just for her to witness her sister and in-law doing pda#like she’s had enough of that as aerial like it was unavoidable how were they gonna move her???#just put her in another room damn she sick and tired#ALSO ALSO ALSO here is my miorine can cook agenda#yes she’ll burn down a kitchen or two tryinv to learn how to cook#but with the power of loving her wife sm onher side she actually becomes a very decent cook at some point#with a lot of begrudging help from chuchu and not so begrudging from the other earth house crew :’)
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