#and my favorite sim

[katblazeparttwo]

listening to season five shenanigans

Inspired by (and og pics at) this post !

[ibenology]

I just keep adding to this and it’s slowly going from a meme to something I might have to talk to my therapist about

[lailas-in-space]

tfw you realize you have a crush on a coworker you thought you hated

[softle0]

Mexican grandparents home will always be so cozy.

[bagofdo-ritos]

domestic jonmartin would’ve been so good if the scottish safehouse was actually safe

[soupdwelling]

my favorite somewhat underrated jarchivist moments

“a COMPLAINT? i could just as easily COMPLAIN about her WASTING MY TIME”

“before i address the central point of this statement, namely the question of…. whether the sky can eat people .”

melanie: “i should have known this was a COMPLETE waste of my time” jon: “probably 🙄”

“you don’t seem like you’re in your fifties?? or- or burnt to a crisp”

“you’re serious? you’re going on a date with… the dullard of skull mountain just so you have an excuse to eat a shopska salad?”

“another startling insight from the piercing investigative mind of georgie barker”

“WHAT is my metaphorical pit???”

melanie: “i mean it’s not like you have any reason to kill me” jon: noncommittal sound

martin: “melanie seems okay but i get the feeling she’s planning something?” jon: “i- i got that feeling. Too.”

“so. kidnapped. Again.”

“like colors, but if colors hated me. got it. christ i need a cigarette.”

“MARTIN. STOP trying to TOUCH the PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE. just PUT YOUR HANDS in YOUR POCKETS or SOMETHING-”

basira: “so would you say this was supposed to be churchill or alfred hitchcock?” jon: “jowls like that, could be either”

“coma! great! let’s rearrange his office! sleeping people don’t need. pens!”

“police brutality lawsuit? :)”

[picture of edwardian offense] “I what?”

daisy: “it’s a joke, jon.” jon: “oh! hAha! yes.”

“i mean you’re not suggesting that santa works for the people’s church..”

long-suffering sigh “fuck.”

“i’m starting to feel a little. Self Conscious being a post apocalyptic google !”

martin: “did it stir any feeling in you?” jon: “Yes! Nausea! Because of the Horrible Things In It!”

“Yes the Colossal Web stretching down into an Endless Pit is a Significant improvement😑”

“‘free will’ she says, as we stand in the middle of her FUCKING WEB”

[multongsisig]

started this game a few days ago and i think im giong insane

[ratchet-ratch]

Favorites | Lavender Dresses (Formal)

Sparkle dress by @joliebean

Princess dress by SM Sims

Charisma dress by @sifix

Inese Dress by @sentate

Tulip dress by @twisted-cat

Serena dress by @serenity-cc

[ufolliegy]

[cintipede]

NOT missing mermay this time. first meeting between martin and siren jon 🐟

[cosmicisbored]

the pinnacle of men

bonus

[warmsol]

gay daughter, thot son ✩

[saragrosie]

I have been sketching. So much tma. Here's some expansions on my Jon and Martin designs I've been doing.

Another note I forgor to mention is I love how after hearing Simon go "it's enough to make your hair turn white" about Martin's office in s4 many of us collectively agreed his hair turned white because of his association with the Lonely. The shared consciousness is real and we use it to play hot potato with the communal brain cell dedicated to the sillies.

Closeup of apocalypse boyfriends (also to the person who said they love my s5 Jon's fancy white girl updo: I think about that every day)

[lailas-in-space]

"I wanted to do it. It felt good. But at least I know I can stop, I just- don't know how. I... I don't want to stop."

[mirtylebuns]

a baby nursery room bc i was bored

[my-catsface]

Ceaseless Watcher turn your gaze upon this man’s shampoo brand