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Just a young, talented Watcher meeting a friendly little wisp.
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#DAtV#Emmrich volkarin#da manfred#if you know you know ahah#my art#I say young but he’s already an adult here pffft#starting to salt and pepper#just the idea of Manfred’s wisp following him around#when he isn’t around Johanna cos she’s off doing her own work#Emmrich being so amused to have this one wisp follow him literally everywhere in the necropolis#having to explain to Manfred things while he’s in class#teacher telling him not to attract the wisps into the classroom#so many ideas#all super adorable tbh#ahhhh I love them so much
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Throwback to when I was living on my own in another state at 18 and literally every adult around me kept trying to parent me
#adults will see a teenager on their own and go#is anyone gonna adopt that?#literally my landlady AND my teacher#both tried to parent me#hello?????#text post#I literally don’t crave parental figures at all WHY do I keep attracting them
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You literally spent three hours having an ENTIRE SCHOOL (teachers included) slut-shaming a guy just for him to be a (spoiler).
#bewitching sinners#palmier baker#hello i have indeed become way too invested in this otome and i am in love with an ex boyfriend#i mean technically not MY ex boyfriend but like .... a different version of me's ex boyfriend....#thinking about that teacher who refers to four of the main cast as the twink quartet#honestly hello hi ! the game is very funny so far but also extremely violent !#it isnt for everyone but its kinda exactly my brand of stupidity and also just#its a bunch of silly lil things but also i have been in awe of how much LOVE AND JOY this game is made with#you can play as either a masc or fem body and you can pick your pronouns after it#and the art is just .... so appealing to me and there is SO MUCH art and im just in absolute awe#i am actually uhhhhh working on a comic for the game based on one scene that just made me laugh#also i really like how the entire school including everyone that is clearly attracted to palmier is like nope nope not gonna do anything#because your ex will literally kill me if i do thanks bye!#and then too his face and behind his back they mock the ex for being Group Mum#listen i may be down bad for my ex.... but when you see the ex boyfriend you will also just say#yeah that checks out for salmon and i am not shocked by this at all#also fun fact there is a fishing mini game and you start it by talking to the fisherman who is named Pike#you literally talk to Mr Fish to fish and i love this honestly!
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I think the only thing about Edwin's first interaction with the Cat King that really breaks my heart is how he reacts to TCK's innuendo.
Despite TCK interpreting the reaction as offense/disapproval, what I see is fear.
Edwin doesn't react with disgust or even anger.
He starts backing away. His face drops. He looks scared.
((And then I went and had a full sad revelation in the notes but it's staying there.))
#and I think that fear is multifaceted#like yes he's afraid TCK will make him do something he doesn't want to do#but he's also afraid of having to face his own desire/attraction/sexuality#and he's not ready to do that yet#I also wonder...#I hate to say this because it makes my stomach churn#but I wonder if perhaps he had some...forced...interactions with older students/men/teachers at that boarding school#...I hate that thought so much#but the way he moves away while clearly afraid but trying to appear impassive...#fuck I made myself real sad#dead boy detectives#dbda#dbd rewatch#edwin payne#edwin paine#thomas the cat king#the cat king#cat king
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theres this really cute guy in my class who i wish would just hit on me and fuck me already it's too bad he's my teacher but if tried i totally would let him ughhhhh :((
#this is just a fantasy my teachers are the least of my attraction#1cky bunny#bd/sm bunny#cnc free use#cnc k!nk#cnc somno#corruption kink#dumb bunny#subby bunny#1cky princess#attention slvt#r@pe kink#r@pe fantasy#attention wh0r3#send me r@pe threats#daddy’s little girl#daddy's little princess#needy wh0re#sleepy k1ddo#daddy k!nk#bd/sm kink#somno breeding#breeding k1nk#bd/sm brat#dumbimbofication#dumification#bimboification#slvt training#needy princess#free use slvt
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points to the quarry for full-on explosion werewolf transformations. hilarious. i don't want to hear "bones cracking and reshaping" ever again. points subtracted for the werewolves looking like rabid sphynx cats. what's the point if they're not even a little sexy?
#the quarry#i guess there's someone out there who is attracted to sphynx fursonas#but for me....ew#werewolves#also travis is babygirl even though the whole plot could have been avoided had he been even slightly less of a creep#autisticwin#actually he's not autistic at all what am i saying#he does look a lot like my quantbio teacher for some reason though
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uhm guys? I dont think jesse wants to be in this dating game anymore
#jesses sad eyes attract teachers goths and latinas#breaking bad#brba#jesse pinkman#walter white#jane margolis#andrea cantillo#waltjesse#my art
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Laws of Attraction (2023) Coming 15th July 2023
#laws of attraction#loa the series#film thanapat#jam rachata#tinnchan#nads gifs#jamfilm#user111#mjtag#jam im so sorry that first gif of you crying gjtoirjgtr#anyways film plays a lawyer and jam plays a taekwondo teacher#it's just perfect#look at my dads
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I’ve been sat staring blankly at my physics homework for maybe twenty minutes now and I’m starting to think we have a real connection
#those eyes 🤤#she’s so mysterious and complicated#can we talk about the tension between us instead of tension at an angel?#we must be oppositely charged bc the attraction between us…#true love#physics#physics homework#yeah I’m a physicist#science#high school#homework#teenager issues#silly#teenager#teenagegirl#relatable#funny#I think my teacher hates me#I NEED to hand this in#I’m literally dying#why is it so hard#wait that sounds wrong in this context#no shut up#why is it so difficult#there that’s better#I HAVE NO IDRA WHAT IM DOING
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“kabru would be a psyc major” “Kabru would work in retail”
YOU FOOLS
Kabru would be an advertising major!!! 90% of it is learning how to gaslight people he would thrive in there.
#specifically marketing and pr#he would love doing research on the most niche demographics and how to properly reach them#and he would be friends with all the teachers cause he knows that’s how you get a job after college#this is my way of projecting my major onto him he is built for this shit not me#let the boy psychoanalyze people and figure out the best color to attract men over fourty to use their shampoo#kabru of utaya#kabru dungeon meshi#college au
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Does Al ever struggle with his weight / has he ever?
do u mean like, Self Worth wise or actual physical fluctuation wise? if the latter I do like drawing him at firm strongman peak since he's a farmhand but sometimes he isn't actively maintaining muscle so he's saggier (<- most of recent art of him) ....
as for the former I've never wanted to stray in that direction for fat characters, and any issues he has wrt self image (slim as he know's he's endearing and handsome) are more about how his overall size (big and tall) might be perceived as dangerous or a threat due to some formative and isolating events in his childhood, and less about it being focused on weight specifically ykwim. because otherwise he has no issues there ^_^
#skunk mail#Anonymous#he's imaginary bf no. 1 + while i love imagining like. reassuring partner about their attractiveness#it rly does feel strange to write a fat character focused on that...i wldnt want to write a fat character where there's an Air of#being fat being a bad thing ykwim#so instead he worries about being seen as a brute vs a gentle giant#to the point where he has trouble sticking up for himself in certain situations bc he doesn't want to be seen as Big Scary Violent Man#this is due to a childhood teacher singling him out and making an example out of him for being the biggest (height and weight) kid in the#class... but yeah otherwise no he's healthy and knows he's handsome and charming for the most part so there's no#negative feelings attached to his weight in that specific regard...if dis makes sense#and if i interpreted the question correctly LOL#oc text#its less aw im fat and i dont wanna be fat i want to be thin! :( and more i dont ever want to hurt#anyone but I have been made to think my size + stature can be very threatening and scary!#*spongebob flying ice cream truck* it wld still be fine even if he WASNT healthy but al specifically IS active which is why i said that#even if he wasnt then any arc wld involve bettering his health bt retaining his fatness bc again i dont want Fat = Some Way Bad in General#here
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i always wanted to fuck him
#hector rivera#coco#whenever my spanish teacher plays coco near dia de los muertos its like.#i get to be painfully reminded of how attractive i find him
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tao, elle, and imogen were used in our district issued sex ed teachings about gender today :D
#it was like “this is tao he uses he/him pronouns and was assigned male at birth and is attracted to women”#“this is imogen she uses she/her pronouns and was assigned female at birth and is attracted to men”#her being attracted to just men is debateable#“this is elle she uses she/her pronouns and was assigned male at birth”#my teacher pronounce her name as “LA” and “ellie”#and it had their pictures#i wasn't just being delusional#i was screaming too#heartstopper#osemanverse#alice oseman#tao xu#elle argent#imogen heaney#queer#personal post
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Thinking about Lan Sizhui teaching Jin Ling how to play guqin.
Thinking about Jin Ling absolutely bored to tears by the fundamentals until he hears how beautifully Lan Sizhui plays and suddenly takes an interest (in the guqin, definitely the guqin, he’s interested in the guqin only, okay??)
Thinking about Jin Ling practicing outside of classes because he wants to impress Lan Sizhui by how much he’s improved and wants to make him proud and wants to see his face light up with a smile—I mean, what? No no no, he just wants to show initiative to learn, that’s all there is to it, nothing more. Nothing at all.
Thinking about Lan Sizhui finding Jin Ling asleep on his guqin after a night of wearing himself out with extra practice and gently waking him up to safely escort him back to his room so he doesn’t get caught by their seniors. Meanwhile, Jin Ling sleepily leans against him on the walk back to his room because it’s normal, he’s just tired, it’s obviously normal because Lan Sizhui slips his hand into his and smiles and Jin Ling’s heart feels like it’s on fire. Oh no.
Thinking about Jin Ling opening up to Lan Sizhui about his nightmares from all the trauma he’s endured and Lan Sizhui staying to play guqin for him until he falls asleep, each note chasing away every bad dream that tries to disturb him.
Thinking about them practicing guqin alone together the next day. And the day after. And the day after that—and they really are practicing but it’s a little hard to focus when Lan Sizhui keeps putting his hands over Jin Ling’s to move them to the correct strings, and Jin Ling’s face is a breath away from Lan Sizhui’s every time he leans over to help him.
It’s just guqin practice, that’s all there is to it, perfectly normal. 🩵💛
#zhuiling#blorbo thoughts on the morning bc their tags are being filled with boring discourse again and i need something cute and fun 😭#ONLY tagging as zhuiling too since main tags always attract fanon-obsessed antis for some reason LOL#anyway#this is a v aspec activity too bc JL definitely would want to learn and become the best he can possibly be at anything really#and LSZ definitely would want to teach and be an effective teacher#also#JC asking JL what he’s learned so far and JL is like ‘um…. uh….. um if you pluck the string by the thingy it…. does a thing???’#he’s learned stuff for sure it’s just hard to think after being alone with your crush aishajhd go easy on him JC lmaooo#apple babble 🍎#also guys reminder to read my faq and blacklist zhuiling tag if it bothers you#I don’t waste time fighting people about fictional characters on the internet 🤷♀️#this is my space and I’ll post whatever I want thanksssss 🩵💛🩵💛#I actually already wrote a lot of this into a fic ahahaHAHA#it’s the companion fic to the manor fic tho so it’ll be a hot minute before it’s posted
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#okay but reading this Belloc essay on Austen really made something click in my mind#and it’s because of something he said#which is that women care more about what men think of them generally#(as a general rule. not all the time. etc.)#and men care more about the opinion of the one woman they care about#like women do care (as a first instinct at least) what every man she meets thinks of her#but men are mostly indifferent. until they’re NOT.#which makes women more vulnerable to a greater number of people#but men are MORE painfully vulnerable to the woman whose opinion they care about#and I don’t actually know that that vulnerability only extends to a woman they are attracted to/feel romantic feelings for#I think if they just think well of you as a person you (a woman) have a lot of power over them#which is sooooo interesting and makes so much sense!!!! and is something I’ve sort of been dancing around with teaching#like. a lot of the boys I teach come to care about what I think about them#which doesn’t mean they all have a crush on me. though that step can be super easy and super small#hence the need for the boundaries of steel etc. but it does mean that they care what I think about them!#and I’ve always felt that instinctively and felt that I had to be so gentle with them because the power to crush them is mine if I so choose#don’t let me overstate it. it doesn’t happen all the time or anything close to it. but the thing about me being a teacher is that#they are forced to know me not just in a surface-level way. simply because I spend so much time with them#and talk to them a lot!#ANYWAY. enough about me but yeah this hit me so hard and of course exceptions exist#and/or endless variations on this exist because people are unique and surprising and also everything is changing all the time#etc. etc. but there is something to this I think! and you know what#it’s so interesting because that base-level instinct for women (allowing it to be a thing I mean) can be grown out of#I have trained myself out of/maturity has helped me leave behind that immediate female instinct#of being hurt at the idea that this random waiter (for example) is indifferent towards me. I’ve come to accept it#the instinct is still there!!! because imo women are always scanning and searching and sizing up. and also we are so open to being won over#if that makes sense? which is why insta comments complaining about how only good looking men get away with things like. PLEASE.#there are so many medium-ugly men who get married. it’s the average because the average woman is prettier than the average man#(this is not an insult) women CAN be and usually are so open to being surprised. won over. moved by the simple fact that a guy likes them#and men are not like that. but my point is: men don’t grow out of caring if they care. when they care they care sooooooo much. anyways yeah
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at the end of my fucking rope with "conversations" about k12 chronic absenteeism.
#sorry. work rant#next time you read a headline about it think to yourself. why is it schools' job to get kids to come to school.#why do schools have to bend over backward to cater to kids#kids not wanting to go to school is an extremely common occurrence#the difference now is that the responsibility is being shifted off kids and parents and onto schools#i get that schools can do better i really do#i think there is a shared responsibility#but there is a profound belief across society that school is not important and does not matter#and that needs to be addressed too#i'd say 99% of the examples i hear of systemic school problems are actually just examples of individual bad actors#again. schools have issued that need to be addressed! the public school system has profound inequities!#but when the only problems you point out are 'a kid was mean to my kid' or 'a teacher wasn't as nice as they could be'#you're not interested in changing the system#you're interested in changing your kid's experience#and guess what. demonizing school staff sure isn't going to fix anything#at this point I don't see myself ever going back to teaching#you know who will go into teaching? people who don't give a shit.#and that's not going to help anything either.#you can't attract people who care when people who care are punished and chased out#imagine if instead of constantly bringing up the worst possible examples and insisting they are representative of everyone#the good examples were celebrated and rewarded#same thing happens with the medical profession btw#and again. lots of legitimate examples of harm#(i'm fat ffs i know this)#and also I think it's dangerous to have people delegitimizing medicine to the point that crystals are seen as just as valid as a doctor#sorry. separate rant.#but still. delegitimizing professions that require knowledge skill and training is how we get thousands of unqualified people#homeschooling their kids and treating them with herbs they got from their local Etsy witch
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