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i have been writing a LOT of song adaptations for various anime songs lately so when i finally learn how to adequately record and remix music, it's over for everyone
#lulu talks#i tried doing some recording earlier but i cannot for the life of me fix the stupid latency#so hopefully over the next month i'll have time to go use the recording studio at work#and maybe have better luck
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Danny Fenton, aka Phantom, has been given a new task!
In short, literally no one in the Ghost Zone/Infinite Realms wants their mostly peaceful afterlife to be rocked by a certain Gotham rogue named Joker. Which, when he dies, is almost sure to happen because of whatever the hell was in that vat he dropped in included ectoplasm. So, yay, he’s also a little ghostly too, meaning he *is* pretty hard to kill. Unfortunately, there’s also a certain vigilante that is quite keen to murder him in recent years.
So now Danny has to keep the mass murderer trauma clown alive for as long as he possibly can while attempting to keep the Joker from. Well. Being the Joker.
Oh, and naturally, Danny got this assignment AFTER Joker got out of Arkham. Again. And entirely blew up the asylum. Time to join the Goonion, he is NOT doing this without getting PAID, thank you.
#danny phantom#dpxdc#dp crossover#the idea is that Danny is now an. assistant? henchman? who will NOT let this man die but also can’t let him just put bombs everywhere#Danny’s search history is stuff like how do I give enrichment to a super villain so he doesn’t kill more people#it shockingly has results#there’s also possibly a ghostly court case bc some people who died DO want joker dead and are willing to re-kill him once he….#…. re-emerges as a ghost if that’s what it takes#danny is the MOST reluctant body guard#he’s using Psycho Babble! he’s using Jazz Fenton Language!#he hates it! he can strategize and such just fine but he’s really more of a…#… punch thing until it stops being a problem#sort of guy. percussive maintenance as his dad would say#he’s just there like#Hello Mr. Joker#have you considered NOT setting the orphanage on fire? there are better ways to get senpai to notice you#I heard flowers are nice. wait no do NOT call Poison Ivy-!#Danny is having a bad time. joker is having a time once he realizes Danny would rather not be here but is seemingly stuck#also joker maybe tried to kill him and it failed so he’s like#well. hm. that’s. not as new as it should be. have you met lord deathman?#the bats are trying to figure out this dynamic and failing miserably. they even call Harley and she’s like yeah no clue good luck tho
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As a fan of both Invincible and Transformers, I need to say that Cybertronians would wipe the floor with the Viltrumite empire in like. A week.
Now don't get me wrong, a 1v1? Viltrumite could break apart a Cybertronian like a bug. But an actual, planet-sized war?
Viltrumites could not infiltrate an inorganic planet the way they can with Earth and similar. Cybertron is canonically not involved in other planets' alliances because theyve just been at war with eachother for millions of years and no organics want any part in that. So, the only strategy Viltrum would have, is to attack head on (and ngl that's been most of their strategies so far anyway. Punching.).
So they attack, they absolutely win the first battle easily, Autobots and Deceptions probably still refuse to work together to face a new threat in most universes (no way would Megs do that, he'd claim they can deal with that themselves). Optimus would offer a peace meeting but when Viltrumites would demand a surrender, that would get blown out of the water, too, and now it's all in.
All I'm going to say is that Cybertronians are way smarter than the smartest Viltrumite. Shockwave himself would whip out a plague that would target their specie specifically in like a week, dude does way worse on his average work day! Soundwave's most basic attack would knock a Viltrumite off of the sky (hell, even his cassettes would do that). At one point a Viltrumite would fly straight through someone's spark and that thing would explode so hard it'd wipe out anyone nearby.
All I'm saying is that the moment Cybertron is able to take a breath and make a plan, Viltrumites are done for. These bots have been fighting eachother for control of their planet for five million years, you really think they'd just surrender it over? To what, some guys that can punch really hard and are slightly tougher than your average organic?
So anyway my headcanon is that Cybertron exists in Invincible universe but literally noone wants to risk getting in contact with them. Viltrum included and they claim it's because they have nothing to gain from an inorganic specie.
#shockwave alone could destroy them on a weekend when he has some free time#give prowl two days and tarantulas and it's over with#even just Overlord#maybe?#send him to Viltrum and he might win that war with his literally invincible endoskeleton#autobots can literally just use some sound defense they have against Seekers and that'd probably knock viltrumites down#your average cybertronian medic knows machinery better than any organic mechanic also#all viltrumites have is ability to punch hard and be decent at combat#good luck trying to defend yourself when Shockwave idk turns the whole planet in a giant gun#try fighting Primus himself I dare you#oh or that time capsule they locked Overlord in??? put a viltrumite in it for like a year and theyd die of old age#they live up to like 15k meanwhile youngest cybertronians are 5 million at least#invincible#transformers#transformers idw#idw mtmte#crossover
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if i ever say that i dont like digitaltime . thatz not me – a skinwalker haz violently murdered me and stolen my identity – immediately seek shelter
#that last image iz basically tony in a nutshell#/j#i showed a couple of friendz my first drawing [which iz based on another one i made a while ago but i digress]#n one of them politely asked me to put christmas hatz on them#nd i did#maybe ill upload it separately ? whoz to say – dependz on whether or not i deem it tumblr worthy#az it standz . i just have some silly gay people that i wanted to show off cuz i miss them#ive kinda come to termz with the fact that the project ive been stressing about so much izn't going to be finished in time for the 25th#i guess itz just gonna have to wait until next year ... if ill even be around until then .... or . rather . if ao3 will ....#im rlly disappointed though – i managed to write 26k wordz in the span of a week in the past#but now i wazn't even able to squeeze out more than 5k in the span of like . 2 monthz#pathetic . no ?#sighhh#better luck next time ...#dhmis#dhmis art#dhmis ship#dhmis au#high voltage au#dhmis tony#tony the talking clock#dhmis hv tony#dhmis colin#colin the computer#dhmis hv colin#dhmis digital time#digitaltime#whatever . at least i managed to make thiz . right ?#thatz progress . yeah ?#yeah ...
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pouring one out for luo binghe in my disciple SQQ fic, poor guy has taken a backseat here. we're nearly 30k words deep and he hasn't even shown his face once. it'll be much longer before he even actually talks to Shen Qingqiu.
(i say im pouring one out but in reality im sitting in my director's chair chewing on a cigar and wearing a beret as he tearily and unsuccessfully pleads with me for more scenes with Shen Qingqiu)
#svsss#disciple shen yuan#scum villain#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#SQQ: building his found family on QJP and Plotting#LBH: idk off sniffing rocks somewhere while on one of his protagonist adventures#i say im pouring one out for him but in reality im laughing at him. sorry my guy you are just NOT my priority. be a better peak lord#tell your disciples to stop with the institutionalized peak hierarchy and the internal political intrigue and MAYBE we'll talk#oh he cant hear me he's wearing airpods. welp. *stares at LQG and YQY* more SQQ time for you then!#its funny because i do love bingqiu i just decided to write a fic exploring a roleswap concept i saw where LBH wasnt a good peak lord#and the concept itself didnt explore what consequences might occur if LBH was as inactive a PL as LQG was before redeeming him#like if BZP can go lord of the flies while unsupervised what happens if you leave QJP the same way?? political court intrigue and sabotage#being the protagonist and going on many adventures is great and all.... if you aren't tied down with the responsibilities of a peak lord.#binghe. binghe. binghe. binghe. your head disciple has instated a hierarchy on your peak and routinely sabotages the cultivation of the#junior disciples by actively disrupting their learning by sending them off to do menial chores that should be distributed equally across#the peak. binghe. he's gonna get someone killed. binghe. BINGHE. you're inadvertently creating a generation of cultivators who harbor#resentment against you specifically bc you failed to care and protect them as their shizun. BINGHE. DO YOU HEAR ME? BINGHE#oop. i guess not. SQQ time to organize a covert resistance group. i mean a secret study group that also doubles as an organization dedicate#to ruining Li Tao's reputation and standing amongst the rest of the sect. by boys! have fun storming the castle!#tldr unsweetened lemonade is: 'i force SQQ into a position of no power where keeping his head down is not an option bc neither the system#+ nor his surrounding peakmates will let him fade into the BG. and there's no LBH around for him to wifebeam into the Fave Disciple spot'#its also a 'SY and SJ are the same person' fic bc i love the trope and having a disciple SY where he's also SJ is such a specific niche#that i'll just have to write it myself in order to see it. im having a blast with it. im gonna give him SO much found family.#liushen and yueshen(? qijiu?) are fighting for 1st while poor bingqiu is trying to claw its way out of 3rd with minimal success#good fucking luck babe you gotta fight SQQ's seven evil disciples first. THEN you gotta fight Liu Qingge and Yue Qingyuan.#and then you gotta fight me. romance isnt even in the cards for this fic they're fighting for the SUBTEXT.#roll for disadvantge binghe
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No, I don't think I will recover from the VA's growl after Gallagher says he used to bite people. Thanks for checking. (but seriously, was that just a VA choice or is that a direction he was given? Does he rawr in other languages? I've only heard the English line).
#honkai star rail#gallagher#i maybe have a problem with the fact that hsr has decided to pity me immensely#ever since i used my free 5star after three hundred standard warps#to obtain my beloved astral express dad i have had so much better luck getting dudes#this is fabulous until i cant level them all up#this is great for me personally until i cant use most of them#i wanna use gallagher so badly but i dont have enough resources rn to invest#and in addition to that im TRYING to do story progress when i can so i just use my same team all the time#so maybe i can draw more silly lil guys interacting when i get further along#the weird lil rawr has lived in my brain since i listened to it
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better photo of the opd cover from jambo’s instagram!! THE SIBLINGS OF ALL TIME!!! god i love them so much
update! artist just got confirmed as dan ramos (@danramosart on twitter)

also! you may notice that in three corners, sets of sigils can be seen! community member/cellbit mod @/trakoll deciphered them into the follow (seemingly uncomplete) phrases:
“Clamem pelo… / sinta medo revel… / em seus olhos escondidos…. / o semblante desgra[çado]… / vá e enfrente o… / os eventos que e… / que toda história…”
and a very rough translation (note: i don’t think there’s a good translation for the word semblante in english? help)
“Clamor for… / feel fear [revealing?]… / in your hidden eyes… / the disgraced appearance[?]… / go and confront the… / the events that… / that every story…”
as far as i’m aware, these phrases aren’t from desconjuração. they might be from the divine comedy tho, and i’ll check later
#ordem paranormal#beatrice and her fuckass crossbow#maybe she’ll have better luck with it in the hq!
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in theory this could've been cato's dynamic with everlark if you care btw
#if clove was the assassin they would be dead#well in canon obviously that wasn't true but kat was required to Not Die so#however clove was being irritating for no reason maybe even if it hadn't been katniss's main character luck clo still would have talked#herself into getting killed lol#but anyways clove is screaming crying throwing up if she has to bond with everlark. hence why Cato is the assassin here#katniss “I understand Cato better than I think” and who also disliked finnick at first.... do you see the vision#cato hadley#everlark#thg#katniss x peeta#peeta x katniss#mytxt
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i just know he was hiding a grimace behind that smile
#mob psycho 100#mp100#ritsu kageyama#mob psycho 100 fanart#mob psycho fanart#mp100 fanart#meowmeow art#this better not be blurry or else bad things will happen. to you.#yes you the one reading this right now#i really like his little clown fit. so cute!!#my little man all dressed up for his first day of clown school!!!!#i shouldve given him makeup. and maybe a little clown nose#i have my third exam of the week today wish me luck!
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Watch white liberals go from posting that offensive trolly problem meme where Palestinians are gonna die either ways so you should just ignore them and continue voting blue no matter what to wishing that Trump would kill as many Palestinians to teach Arab/Muslim Americans a lesson for choosing not to blindly support Kamala Holocaust since apparently our lives are not valuable but our votes are.
#sorry to tell you this but your threats don't scare us#because we know that orange manbaby will not support killing us any less than that clownless#the color of the war criminal is different but the crimes are still the same#the only one here that was a taught were the democrats#they were taught that they can't unconditionally support one of the vilest genocides in human history#and still expect complete blind support from everyone#better luck next elections#if there was an on-going genocide happening try to not publicly swear that you will never stop supporting it?#Maybe you will have a chance at winning then
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every now and then i think about my first full playthrough of botw and the sheer concentrated willpower and dumbassery that got me through that game.
as in. i never upgraded my stamina once. i didnt learn how to do a perfect dodge OR a flurry rush until i got totk like years later. it was also my first zelda game and i legitimately did not know what the master sword was and a friend had to explain it to my confused ass because i had no clue what they were yapping about. i skipped ALL of the cutscenes because i didnt know that there was relevant plot.
even before THAT, in my absolute DISASTER of a first attempt at the game i completely forgot about the ability to get new hearts and was just. carrying mounds of spirit orbs and wondering what the heck they were for. somehow i managed to get all the way to gerudo desert with no clothes and like maybe a stick and somehow managed to get into vah naboris (still with four hearts and my best weapon was like a travelers sword). obviously i could not beat the dang thing because well. i had four hearts a stick a prayer and no concept of a flurry rush. so i watched a tutorial and was flabbergasted by how many hearts the guy had and i thought i softlocked myself because i didnt know that you could freaking LEAVE the divine beast and COME BACK and so i deleted my entire save.
when i came back i watched the cutscenes. i had missed a lot of very crucial information.
#botw#zelda botw#legend of zelda botw#breath of the wild#legend of zelda#first playthough of botw#it was horrible#i think i cried#i had like the worst luck for going to vah naboris first too#and the STAMINA WHEELS??#i have full hearts and stamina in totk now and i dunno how i survived#i was an idiot omg#i also feel like such a bippo for not learning parries and perfect dodges and FLURRY RUSHES#LIKE WTF PAST ME#I EXPECT BETTER OF YOU#idk why i skipped the cutscenes too#and all the dialogue#like i like that sorta stuff#i LIKE plot#i just have trouble with my miniscule attention span#but also im still an idiot because the only reason i upgraded my stamina AT ALL in totk was for the master sword and maybe the depths#wow#just wow#=)
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google search writing prompts
google search good writing prompts
google search writing prompts that aren't bad
google search writing prompts that are not stupid and in the very particular tone of certain social media writing communities that i do not especially care for
GOOGLE SEARCH WRITING PROMPTS PLEASE AAAHHHH
#maybe i would have better luck looking for a random word generator#seems like all of the writing prompts i find under these searches are extremely specific#describing specific scenarios and characters and actions#almost always in a way i find extremely off putting#i think i really just want a Word or Concept to gnaw on like a teething puppy#not a fucking mad libs exercise in patience lmao#or maybe i should just go to dictionary dot com
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I don't want to spend a character day giving a conclusion to what loosely qualified as a plot, especially with so many different threads I come and go from at random, so... Etho! I may or may not fill in a conclusion sometime idk. Instead of a conclusion, a full circle with Xisuma PoV of recruiting Doc and Etho as spellcraft lecturers. Is only short, but... Well, that's what I have time for today.
As ever check the hermitaday blog for fundraiser, raffles, etc. And also stuff like the prompts list. I am currently at 32 ficlets this month for this challenge, but given 2 were doubling up... As I said, Etho. Now just to work out what to write.
TW: injury (occurred offscreen but not yet healed), offscreen (and fear of) fantasy racism, mentions of war and references to war crimes
Etho is just a silly guy, and Doc should know he's /fiiiiiine/.
"Um, hello there?" Xisuma asks the men in his foyer. "Can I help you?"
He does not remember opening student applications again, and they do both look a little older than the usual hopefuls. Part of him hopes they are here for a teaching job - the university /is/ chronically understaffed - but given the state of them, travelers stranded in the desert seems most likely.
"Hello!" the smaller of the two - the one with the white hair, not the green skin denoting some orcish ancestry - answers. "Perhaps. We're looking for someone by the name of Xisuma."
"Well," Xisuma gestures to himself. "You've found him. Xisuma here, master of this little establishment."
It is not quite clear whether the pair tense or relax at that, only that their positions shift.
The two men look at each other, nodding briefly before the taller man takes over.
"Doc, and this is Etho. Could we take this somewhere more private?"
He swears he's heard those names before, he just cannot quite pin down why. It's either the list of archmasters, or the current bounty list, which are very different things.
Either way, the pair probably would like to sit down as well. Both are covered in sand, and half of Etho's face is bandaged! Clearly the road has not been kind to them, but then the road through the desert is unkind to everyone.
"Right, yes, my office is just over this way. Down there, third door on the left. I'll get some refreshments, then join you? Make yourselves at home."
The two men seem a little confused by that offer, or perhaps are just anxious in general.
Still...
"Thank you!" Etho beams, grabbing onto Doc's hand and tugging him. "We'll see you there."
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Despite having fetched a tray of water (desert), snacks (long walk), and tea (it is tea) suitable for three, Xisuma is still a little bewildered to find the two men in his office. They have not sat down, instead they have their heads together, muttering to one another. When he comes in they stop, but do not sit down.
Xisuma does sit down, and places the tray on the desk, and tells them to help themselves.
Both take a glass of water, though both examine it before drinking.
That's... Worrying.
"So, um, you asked for me, and here I am," Xisuma gestures. "How can I help?"
"We've had a bit of a disagreement with our former employers," Etho seems perfectly cheerful as he says it, though Doc scowls. "We-"
"They cut your face open." Doc butts across.
Wait, what-?!
"And we should have left over the incident with your arm, but we didn't," Etho shrugs a bit, though the way he shifts his bandages away from Xisuma implies... something not as relaxed as he sounds. "Either way, we've left /now/. Bdubs recommended we speak to you about it?"
Xisuma is not quite sure how to process any of that information, so settles on what is definitely most important, "you've heard from Bdubs recently? Is he alright?"
"He's fine. Doubt he'll get caught for helping us leave, and if he does he can portal," Etho replies.
"That's what you heard," Doc looks steadily more incredulous. "Of everything we said-"
"Well..." Xisuma hesitates. "I trust Bdubs' judgement. Sort of. Mostly. And it is true I need more staff, but I might need some indication of qualifications...?"
In response to the question, Doc swings off his backpack and pulls out reams of paperwork. Xisuma had been expecting a demonstration not actual qualifications - he is also not looking through all of that right now - but maybe it's for the best that some of his employees have some. Even among those employed by the previous headmaster, it's around a 50/50 qualification rate. Not that the others do not do well! Just... Paperwork.
"Thank you, I'll review it later," is what Xisuma says, eyeing the stack in Doc's arms.
He does not miss the way Doc ships a little in front of Etho, nor the way he does not put the paperwork down.
"Right, before anyone agrees to anything," Etho's hand is on Doc's elbow, but he does not actually try to step back around. "I'm an elf. Been living this side of the border for years before the war, and had no part in it, but if that's going to be a problem...?"
"I don't see why it would be," Xisuma really doesn't, but then people are strange. "Congratulations on not being dead? I thought elves were extinct. Or perhaps you're undead - our elementalism teacher is a zombie, if you wish to speak to them. And, well, I suppose we do have a blob of sentient, humanoid, half-solidified lava on staff - lovely fellow, he's covering most of the alchemy department at the moment - so an elf certainly isn't going to raise too many issues."
Neither of them seem entirely reassured by that response. Xisuma… is clearly missing something important here, but that's not exactly a new experience. When neither of them wish to talk more, he adds, "I can ask around the current staff, but I'm not sure /why/ it would be a problem. If the students take issue with it, they're much easier to discipline."
"Please do," Doc growls a little as he says it.
"There's an all staff meeting tomorrow," Xisuma informs them. "I can ask then. And, if all goes well, and your paperwork is in order, we can start a trial period next week? Until then, please feel free to make use of the infirmary and the refectory; I'm sure we can find somewhere for you to stay until things are formalised."
See? He's doing this properly! More properly than he did with False, at least.
"Thank you!" Etho beams, and Doc looks a little more settled. "Could you show is the way?"
"Of course, of course, just leave the paperwork on the desk and I'll get to it later..."
#hermitaday#hmmm maybe something from when they're settled would have been better#but this is what i could both think of and had time to write#so this it is!#am happy enough with it#its just not really a scenario for mischief#they're also scouting it out on beef's behalf but that's a later factor and couldn't make it come up#x please interview people better#he's not sure what he's doing and it's mostly working via luck#doc will chill once beef and bdubs are both close by enough to hear if they scream#they've had a bad few days#wanted nho fic but couldn't grasp ideas fast enough#so this instead
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How did you find a guy like that to fuck? Because I'm trying to find a woman like you to fuck.
a) I met him on tinder. I wouldn't recommend it
b) I'm pretty loudly and famously not a woman so good luck with that
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#i dont think im a bad person. i dont think i behave in ways that are especially terrible. i dont hate myself. but i do believe i deserve to#suffer. and im not sure how to align those incongruent ideas. its hard to articulate because a lot of my rigidity stems from restrictions#without cause. i don't do things for a specific reason. im not afraid that if dont do specific things it will cause bad things to happen. i#behave in specific ways because thats what i have to do. thats just the way it is. without reason. without cause. like im getting dictates#from some higher power. a lot of my restrictive behaviors manifest in a sort of religious way. not in a religious trauma way. the church i#grew up in was all love thy neighbor and not fire and brimstone. its more that this rigid views is deeply and profoundly rooted in how i#belive i need to behave. i behave imperfectly. i make mistakes. and there has to be a consequence. i have to suffer. and thats just how it#is. like preying for forgiveness or committing self flagellation. i repent through self punishment. and when i try to imagine why i do this#all i can think about is being a little kid. praying before i went to bed. not aloud. the prayers i kept silent. that nobody would get sick#and die. that all the kids in childrens hospitals would get better and that nothing bad would ever happen to anyone. i had a pretty idealic#childhood. it was stable and my parents loved me a lot. i was never really bullied in school. my family was comfortably middle class without#money troubles. and i guess i find that difficult to contend with because i didnt do anything to deserve that. it was just luck. and why#should i have that when other ppl dont? but random things dont happen to you because you did something to warrent them. thats not how the#world works. so maybe im seeking to balance the scale. maybe im trying to pay for my good luck because it makes more sense that way.#sins must be punished and good fortune must be paid for. but only for me. i am an isolated entity controlled by an angry god.#and again. i dont hate myself or thing im a bad person. it only seems fair and correct that i should suffer. thats just how it is.#and how do you classify that? its a rigid worldview that sprauls out into restructions and compulsions. a lens warped from through#existential fear? the rot from which 0cd manifested? a set of restrictions born of aut1sm? i dunno. it doesnt really matter but i try to#classify anyway. maybe it doesnt fit neatly into one box. so it goes.#just stupid bullshit im being forced to deal with now that im basically in triple therapy lol#unrelated
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Huevember 22
Brent, the most expressive bard to ever bard.
#my characters#oops i fell in love#i love brentholomew the bard#brent just deadpanning his support is wonderful and karen appreciates it a lot#because hey man brents hilarious esp due to the dryness and she really loves chatting with him#so having him as her support for bardic inspiration so she can murder just brings her so much joy#right and karen probably hype him up in game as a petty rivalry to paul and his npc hot bardtender#like yeah you might have your npc of your crush but WE have the better bard look hes wonderful#hes practically glowing look at him paul do you see the superior bard#and brent is just staring at paul and paul is staring back and they both dont know what to say in the situation#bc what is there to say? i prefer the npc? or maybe point out that the four are literally in a party together?#like sure hb is an npc but paul is actively running around in game with brent and like.... what do you say#brent doesnt actually want to point out theyre in the same group bc then karen and right will stop antagonizing paul#and honestly nothing against paul but its fun to watch him get quiet and confused#chris is off to the side begging them all to focus on the actual campaign - they can hype brent up later please just focus#which is a nice contrast to right having to play responsible adult at the police station#now chris has to wrangle the other adults and also keep them focused good luck!#i love brent a lot im totally biased bc hes my depression as an oc C:#so he means a lot to me and his lack of socialness and his childhood emotional neglect is a la my experiences#like brents my depression and rights my anxiety#smoosh them together and theyre soul mates haha how very ace of me as ive said before#but also i main bard in ffxiv when i play which is also possibly the bias for brent to be a bard in the dnd au#gang im so tired
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