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FAVORITE SCENES FROM BECOMING ELIZABETH: 5/∞" Lord Dudley! I'm sure my brother could increase your income if need be. There is no need for you to resort to robbery. Now, Mary, it is entirely within your power for this to be the last we ever speak of it. The louder you protest, the more you fracture an already fractured country. I suggest then you give me nothing to protest. You think I can concede to this plan? Marry a foreign heretic, be shipped away to a Protestant court? A woman's family arranges her marriage, and a subject obeys her king. If you protest, you protest the natural order of things as set out by God. You're protesting God. I will marry any man my brother sees fit, as long as I will be permitted to practice my faith. Perhaps you will. May I suggest you ask him nicely."
#fsbe#gif#x#becomingelizabethedit#becoming elizabeth#mary tudor#mary i#john dudley#periodedit#perioddramaedit#period drama#the tudors#tudorsedit#perioddramasource#tvedit#filmtvcentral#dailytvwomen#cinemapix#userbbelcher#userstream#long post#tw fire#this scene had me screaming Mary/Pedro rights!!!!!!!!!!#i should change the title to ''every mary scene'' bc romola stole every scene she was in and mary was the best character on the show#this should have been her show!!!!!!#and this scene was *chef's kiss* for me#amazing performances from both romola and jamie
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tony curran as king james i
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🚪🤝🚪
#i wanted to do another lineup but all the designs felt really uninspired…#i still have sketches for mary & peter & simon#but these two STOLE THE SHOW#i had so much fun with the wonky arms!!!!!!!#10/10 would recommend#the magnus archives#tma#tma fanart#tma michael#tma helen#tma distortion#lebeda art#artists on tumblr
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GAAAAHH
I SAW JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR LAST NIGHT
#ok so#I'm not even Christian but#my soul fucking left my body during Gethsemane#Judas and Jesus stole the show tbh#Mary wasn't all that memorable#Herod was played by the same guy who played Blippi in the stage version of Blippi??#the actor who played Judas was kinda 😳😳#the high priests were yassified#Jesus looked like a youth pastor#they covered him in glitter when they were whipping him#they nailed him to the cross with a screwdriver#Judas' mental breakdown and suicide was fucking terrifying
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if i had a nickel for every time r/yellowjackets theorizes that some character in 2021 is secretly another character from 1996 whose fate is unknown i'd have three nickels which is way too much considering we're only a season and a half in and none of these theories make any FUCKING sense if you have any semblance of critical thinking skills or media literacy whatsoever
#'javi is adam' 'javi transitioned and is lisa' 'mari stole lotties identity and is masquerading as adult lottie' are you stupid.#no like seriously are you fucking stupid. honest fucking question are you watching a different fucking show.#none of these characters are the same race. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID.
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Even if TSAMS Earth got certified she stile wouldn't be a good therapist
Just cause she's just simply a bad person just by extension of helping bad people be bad people
I feel like the only thing that would be able to fix her character is moon going off on her and not wanting to know her but knowing how things go they won't risk that
Moon literally has to be a complete doormat to be liked by people Nd you know whats even sadder despite Monty literally being moons first confirmed friend that's not strait up the devil he's now only helping moon cause he's simping for Earth now
Which makes me hate her even more
#sun and moon show#Anti LAES Earth#Eclipse is not redeemed#Anti eclipses redemption#Anti Eclipse#Sun abused Moon#Eclipse raped moon#Earth is literally convincing everyone who has ever done something horrible to moon they did nothing wrong#Even Monty must have been real good not having to give moons cut of the profit ain't it#Clearly someone stole moons portal tech after he was gorn#It might be petty but I'm very vindictive to Earth due to how Easy she would allways have it#Sexism against men#Giving women special treatment is stile sexism#Mary Sues#Not watching LEAS I hate both the main characters
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Mary showing Regulus Dance Moms and then a day later Regulus has a group meeting where he ranks everyone on a pyramid.
Regulus: before we start. Mary is exempt because she helped me come up with the ranking. So on the bottom, is Barty. You stole all my chocolate frogs and then lied about it.
Barty: but-
Regulus: silent. Next, Peter. I don’t trust you. Next. Sirius. Still haven’t forgave you for leaving me with our parents for a year.
Sirius: but I helped you get out.
Regulus: which is why you aren’t last. Finishing off the bottom row, Marlene. Nothing against you love, just don’t know you that well.
Marlene: I’ll take it.
Regulus: third row. Evan. You are a great friend, but you indulge in Barty too much.
Evan: we’re dating.
Rugulus: I know. It bumped you down a few spots. Next. James.
James: we’re dating??
Regulus: and? You made me upset yesterday… and I didn’t want to be biased. Next is Lily. We’re becoming wonderful friends and you’re dating my best friend. Hurt her and you will no longer be present on this pyramid.
Lily: ha!! Beat you James
James: this is rigged.
Regulus: second Row. Dorcas and then Dora. I couldn’t really decide who was better. You’re both my best girls so.. it’s more so tied.
Evan: barty and I are your best mates as well!!
Regulus: they never steal my food and lie to me. Finally. At the top of the pyramid. Is Remus.
Sirius: HOW???
Regulus: he is silent and lets me lay on him while we read. He also lets me rant to him about my stupid brother even though you’re dating. A bery great guy… i might steal him if you and James keep acting up.
Remus: fine by me.
Sirius: HOLD ON
James: WAIT
#dead gay wizards#marauders#marauders era#james potter#regulus black#sirius black#remus lupin#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#jegulus#rosekiller#pandalily#pandora lovegood#lily evans#dorlene#dorcas meadowes#marlene mckinnon#mary macdonald
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an incomplete list of some Things that happened in the olympic opening ceremony
Both Lady Gaga and Celine Dion gave performances
Three teenagers got lost in the catacombs with the olympic flame and got saved by the phantom of the opera
a ménage à trois
20 different pink clad marie antoinettes holding their own chopped off heads watched a metal concert
Dionysius showed up to preach about sobriety??
a guy dressed as Napoleon did BMX tricks
the peace flag was carried by this horsewoman of the apocalypse
The phantom of the opera did parkour. a lot of parkour
3 seperate pianos were rained on
One was on fire
The on fire piano was involved in a very sincere rendition of John Lennon's Imagine
They never actually explained the phantom of the opera bit? I was really expecting him to look different
The minions stole the mona lisa
Are the minions french???
A french man in red white and blue played the accordion while wearing a beret
In conclusion: excellent entertainment, excellent showing off, good luck america trying to top this
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Billy’s Voice Impressions
Billy is really good at voice impressions. It helps with his radio show. A funny voice here, and a funny voice there, can really add to the bit even if it’s just a little.
Mary: *sweeping* “Billy, who was that girl on your show?”
Billy: *also sweeping* “Whatdya mean? There wasn’t a girl on my show.”
Mary: “Yeah there was. Every now and then, a girl would switch in with you.”
Billy: *was switching between the voices just to see how long it would take for someone to signal for him to stop* “That was me.”
Mary: “Huh…?”
Billy: “That was me.”
So yeah, it’s safe to say he’s pretty good at it. So imagine the ways he uses it as Captain Marvel.
Marvel: *chased a goon to a dark room*
Goon: *hiding behind some crates*
Marvel: *pitches up his voice to sound like a little girl* “Come out come out wherever you are.”
Goon: *confused at the little girl coming out of nowhere*
Marvel: *still doing a little girl voice* “I know you’re here. I can hear you breathing.”
Goon: *shits himself*
Billy was not happy to have to take the goon to the police station after that.
Police Officer: *covers nose* “God, what is that smell.”
Marvel: *puts the goon on the ground* “He soiled himself. My bad.”
Police Officer: “What did you do?”
Marvel: *shrugs and starts to walk off*
Police Officer: “Wait, what did you do?!”
He stole that line from a horror movie Freddy and him watched when they snuck into a theater. He scared the shit out of Freddy a day later when the power went out in his apartment.
He also uses this to scare the other heroes every now and then.
Flash: *doing something he shouldn’t be doing*
Marvel: *walks up behind him and does a Batman voice* “Flash.”
Flash: *AH—” *startles and turns around* “Dude what the hell?!”
Marvel: *laughing at him with the Batman voice*
Flash: “That is so freaky…”
or
Batman and Marvel: *hiding behind a wall*
Harley Quinn: *tied up next to them*
Joker: *looking for Harley*
Marvel: *clears his throat and mimics her voice* “Mista J! Come quick!”
Batman: *bewildered because he didn’t know Marvel could do that but thankfully the cowl masks it*
Joker: “There you are, Harley!” *runs over*
Batman: *decks the Joker as soon as he gets close*
#billy batson#dc captain marvel#shazam#captain marvel dc#fawcett city#fawcett comics#fawcett#batman#bruce wayne#the flash#wally west#dc joker#harley quinn#mary bromfield#harleen quinzel#mary batson
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── ୨୧ ! BOSTON FOR THANKSGIVING
chris sturniolo x reader
SUMMARY: Where Y/N goes back to Boston with Chris and his brothers for Thanksgiving.
WARNING: None.
REQUESTED?: Yes, by @smileymilee
AUTHOR'S NOTE: That is my work, I DON'T authorize any plagiarism, copy, or "inspiration"! | English isn't my first language, so I'm sorry if there's any grammar error.
A/N²: I'm sorry if I couldn't create the whole Thanksgiving vibe correctly, we don't commemorate it on Brazil, so I don't know how it follows traditionally.
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The crisp November air bit at Y/N’s cheeks as she followed Chris up the stone walkway leading to the Sturniolo family home. The familiar house with its neatly trimmed hedges and warmly lit windows looked just as welcoming as it had last year, but this time, Y/N felt more at home. It was her second Thanksgiving with Chris and his family, and she already knew what awaited her inside: love, warmth, and a fair bit of chaos.
Chris shifted the bags he was carrying and glanced back at her.
"You ready?" He asked, a soft smile tugging at his lips.
Y/N nodded, her own smile spreading wide.
"Always."
The front door swung open by Nick before Chris could even reach for the handle. A blur of caramel fur darted out, running between the boy's legs while barking excitedly.
"Trevor!" Y/N squealed, dropping her own bags instantly. She knelt on the porch, arms open wide as the family dog launched himself into her embrace. His tail wagged furiously, and Y/N giggled as he licked her face with enthusiasm.
Chris stood above them, shaking his head with an amused chuckle.
"Guess I know where I stand." He teased, adjusting the straps of the duffel bags on his shoulders before bending slightly and taking her dropped bags, throwing it over his free arm.
Y/N grinned up at him, scratching behind Trevor’s ears.
"You know you’re second to Trevor." She quipped before pressing a kiss to the dog’s head, inhaling his comforting Dog Shampoo scent.
The sound of hurried footsteps approached, and Mary Lou appeared in the doorway, wiping her hands on a kitchen towel.
"There’s my crew!" She exclaimed, her face lighting up at the sight of her boys. She rushed forward, pulling each of them into tight hugs.
"Hi, Mom." Matt said, his voice muffled by her embrace.
"Missed you, Ma." Nick added, smiling fondly as she kissed his cheek lovingly.
When Mary Lou turned to Y/N, her expression softened even more.
"Oh, my sweet girl!" She said, pulling her up and into a hug so warm and tight, it could melt the chill of a Boston winter.
Y/N’s heart swelled.
"I missed you so much." She murmured, squeezing her back.
Mary Lou pulled back just enough to cup Y/N’s face, her eyes bright with affection.
"Missed you too, honey. How’s everything? You’ll have to catch me up on all the details."
"I have so much to tell you." Y/N replied eagerly, already feeling herself slip into the comfort of their mother-daughter dynamic.
"Well, come on then!" Mary Lou laughed, tugging Y/N’s hand and leading her toward the kitchen without so much as a glance back at the boys or their luggage.
Chris watched them go, shaking his head in mock disbelief.
"Every time." He muttered, stepping inside with the bags still slung over his shoulders.
Nick snickered.
"We’re chopped liver the moment Y/N shows up."
"Facts." Matt added, grabbing his duffel and heading toward the living room.
As they piled the bags near the staircase, footsteps creaked from upstairs. Jimmy appeared at the top of the stairs, adjusting his glasses as he surveyed the scene.
"Hey, boys!" He called, his voice booming with warmth.
"Hey, Dad!" They chorused, looking up at him.
Jimmy descended the steps, grinning. But when he noticed the absence of Y/N, his grin widened knowingly.
"Let me guess, your mother already stole Y/N, didn’t she?"
Chris laughed, tossing a jacket over the banister.
"Yep. She didn’t even give us a chance to finish saying hi."
Jimmy chuckled, clapping a hand on Chris’s shoulder.
"Sounds about right. That girl’s practically her daughter at this point."
"Don’t we know it." Matt said, rolling his eyes playfully.
In the kitchen, Y/N perched on a stool at the island, recounting stories to Mary Lou as Trevor curled up at her feet. The smell of freshly baked pies filled the air, and the warmth of the room seemed to wrap around Y/N like a blanket.
Mary Lou hung on her every word, her eyes sparkling.
"You’re such a delight." She said, reaching out to squeeze Y/N’s hand. "I hope you know how much we love having you here."
Y/N smiled, her heart full.
"I love being here."
The sound of Jimmy entering the kitchen snapped them back to reality, his steps light but deliberate, making a beeline for Mary Lou, planting a quick kiss on the top of her head.
"Hey, hon." He greeted warmly before turning his attention to Y/N. "And there’s our star guest." He said with a broad smile, extending his arms for a hug.
"Hi, Jimmy!" Y/N replied, returning his embrace with the same warmth she always felt from him. "How's that cabin going?" She asked, remembering the small cabin that Jimmy mentioned during their last 'family call' - how Chris liked to call it, one that he'd been building himself.
"It's finally getting somewhere." He smiled proudly, receiving a gaze full of joy and love from Mary Lou.
"Oh! I just remembered that we need to make a quick trip to the supermarket." She folded her towel, looking up at Jimmy. "I thought we had everything, but we’re out of thyme, and I need more butter for the turkey."
The oldest nodded, already heading toward the door.
"I’ll grab the keys."
"Y/N, you okay holding down the fort?" Mary Lou asked, her voice tinged with both apology and trust.
"Of course." Y/N replied immediately, rolling up the sleeves of her green Harry Potter sweater. "I’ve got this."
Mary Lou smiled, her affection evident.
"Thank you. I'll be back in no time."
As the front door closed behind them, Y/N found herself alone in the kitchen. The comforting sounds of laughter and basketball from the living room filtered through as she turned her attention to the stove.
She moved with ease, stirring sauces, seasoning vegetables, and now chopping fresh herbs for the stuffing. Her movements were precise, her mind immersed in the rhythm of cooking.
"Hey, chef extraordinaire." Chris’s voice broke through the quiet.
Y/N glanced up briefly, spotting him leaning against the doorframe, his grin wide and teasing.
"Need something?" She asked, arching a brow before turning back to her task.
"Yeah." He said simply, stepping into the room. "You."
Before she could respond, she felt his long arms slide around her waist, his warmth enveloping her as he pressed gently against her back. His fingers interlocked over her stomach, and his lips brushed against her cheek in a lingering kiss.
"Chris." She murmured, her voice soft with a mix of exasperation and fondness. "I’m trying to cook."
"I know." He whispered against her ear, his voice low and velvety. His lips trailed a slow path along her jaw and down to her neck, leaving a series of soft kisses in their wake.
Y/N’s breath hitched slightly, her hands stilling on the cutting board.
"You’re impossible." She said, her tone betraying her amusement.
"I’m thankful for you." He murmured, completely ignoring her comment, his lips brushing against her shoulder. "So, so thankful."
Her heart melted at his words, and she turned her head slightly, her cheeks flushed, but her smile unrestrained.
"You’re ridiculous." She said softly.
"And yet, you love me." He replied with a grin, resting his chin on her shoulder.
"I really do." She whispered back, leaning her head against his shoulder and closing her eyes, enjoying his gentle touch and soft perfume.
Their moment was interrupted by the slam of the front door and Mary Lou’s cheerful voice.
"We’re back!"
The sound of grocery bags being set down and Jimmy’s voice joining the mix signaled their return. Moments later, Mary Lou bustled into the kitchen, her sharp eyes landing immediately on Chris.
"Christopher Owen." She scolded, her tone firm but playful as she placed her hands on her hips. "What are you doing? Let that poor girl work!"
Chris straightened but didn’t release Y/N, grinning like a mischievous child caught in the act.
"I’m just showing her some love, Ma. There's nothing wrong with that."
Mary Lou swatted him lightly on the back of the head.
"Out! Go join your brothers in the living room and let her focus."
Y/N laughed, her cheeks still warm.
"It’s okay, Mary Lou. He wasn’t bothering me too much."
Mary Lou shook her head with a fond smile.
"Don’t defend him, sweetheart. He’ll take advantage of it."
"He totally will!" Nick's voice yelled from the living room, causing laughter to escape Y/N's mouth.
Chris sighed, finally letting go, stepping back with his hands raised in surrender.
"Fine, fine. But for the record, I’m still thankful for you."
He winked at Y/N as he left the kitchen, his retreat punctuated by his brothers’ teasing from the living room.
Mary Lou sighed, her affection for her son shining through even her exasperation.
"That boy." She muttered before turning to Y/N with a warm smile. "You’re a saint for putting up with him, you know."
Y/N paused, her knife hovering over the herbs before glancing toward the door where Chris had disappeared. A soft smile spread across her face, one filled with pure affection.
"I don’t think of it as 'putting up with him,'." She said, her voice warm and sincere. "Loving Chris is the easiest thing I’ve ever done. I'm very thankful for him."
Mary Lou’s expression softened, her eyes glistening just slightly.
"Oh, sweetheart." She said, reaching out to squeeze Y/N’s hand. "He’s lucky to have you. We all are."
Y/N smiled bashfully, her cheeks flushing as she returned to her task, but her heart felt lighter than ever.
#chris sturniolo#chris sturniolo x reader#sturniolo x reader#matt sturniolo#sturniolo triplets#nick sturniolo#chris sturniolo x y/n#chris sturniolo x fem reader#chris sturniolo x you#chris sturniolo imagine#chris sturiolo fanfic#chris sturniolo x reader fluff#chris sturniolo x fem!reader#christopher owen sturniolo#christopher sturniolo x reader#christopher sturniolo#chris fanfic#fanfic#imagine#oneshot#chris sturniolo oneshot#chris sturniolo fanfiction#chris sturniolo fanfic#chris sturniolo fluff#chris sturniolo fic#fluff#thanksgiving#chris sturniolo thanksgiving#sturniolo#sturniolo triplets x reader
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Trick or Treat | Bucky Barnes x Reader
This is my second Halloween fic this year because I have no self control!
Word Count: 3.2k
Warnings: anxiety
Sam’s Halloween bash launched into full swing, and seemed as though it would last till sunrise. Music pulsed through a set of massive speakers. Alcohol flowed. And throngs of people danced the night away.
Just as Sam instructed, everyone arrived decked out in costume. And as you scanned the crowd, you found Ghost Face doing shots with Barbie. Michael Myers grinding on Freddy Kreuger. Pennywise flirting with Beetlejuice. It was a picture perfect Halloween party- save for one thing.
Bucky hadn’t arrived yet.
All of the partygoers formed a large, pulsating mass as they danced and celebrated, but you remained off to the side. In an empty, isolated corner, you checked and rechecked your texts. You’d already shot Bucky a few messages asking when he’d show. Asking if he was alright. And he swore he was fine. He said he’d be there soon, but that was as specific as he’d get.
“I’m sure he’ll be here any minute!” Wanda yelled over the music. She swayed to the beat, swishing the skirt of her dress back and forth. Every few seconds, she stole a glance at the dance floor with want in her eyes. “Come on, let’s go dance!”
“I’m with Mary,” Nat downed the last of her drink and draped her arm over Wanda’s shoulders. “The Sanderson Sisters are the life of the party, we have a reputation to uphold!”
When the three of you decided to coordinate your costumes, Hocus Pocus had been the obvious choice. In the weeks leading up to Sam’s party, you helped one another piece together flawless renditions of each Sanderson Sister. Wanda decided on Mary, and Nat dressed up as Sarah, leaving you to adopt Winifred’s famous ensemble.
And you had to admit, the three of you looked amazing.
But you couldn’t run to the dance floor and party with abandon- not yet, anyway. Bucky said he’d be there. He swore to you that he’d make an appearance. And while a loud, overcrowded party wasn’t his favorite way to spend an evening, he knew he had to challenge himself. To expand his comfort zone.
He wanted so badly to be “normal”. To function like a “regular” person. But he struggled. He had flashbacks. Panic attacks. Long depression spirals. And his anxiety always had the reigns.
But he’d fought tooth and nail to vanquish his demons, and now that he was making progress and healing bit by bit, he wanted to join the ranks of "ordinary" society.
And Sam’s party was the perfect opportunity. It was a safe, controlled environment where Bucky could stretch his comfort zone. Sure, it was loud and packed with people, but that was the whole point. If he was going to be “normal”, he had to be okay with noise and crowds; Sam’s party had both. But there was nothing for him to worry about, nothing to fear. He would perfectly and totally safe here. At least half of the attendees were fellow special agents, and you and Sam promised to stick with him all night.
But the party started over an hour ago, and he still hadn’t shown. Worry creased your brow; it wasn’t like him to be late.
“I think I’m just gonna hang out here for now,” you leaned against the wall and brandished your phone at them, “So I can make sure I don’t miss a call or anything.”
“You do you, sister,” Nat brushed a kiss against your cheek, “Mary and I are gonna command the dance floor.”
The two of them ran off, arm in arm, in the direction of the crowd.
“Is he on his way?” Sam came around the corner, two drinks in hand. He extended one in your direction and sipped on the other. “I haven’t heard back.”
“I don’t know.” You took a long pull of your drink, “I asked if he was coming and he said yes, but he didn’t give me a specific ETA, or anything.”
Sam shrugged, “I think he might flake.”
That same sneaking suspicion had crossed your mind a few times over the last hour, but you refused to accept it. Surely, Bucky just needed a little extra time to prepare himself. To get in the right headspace.
“I’m gonna- would you take this for a sec?” You handed your drink back to Sam, who swore to keep a watchful eye on it while you stepped outside to call Bucky.
The phone rang and rang. And you feared it might go to voicemail. But at the last possible second, Bucky picked up.
“Hey, sweetheart.” Something was off. He sounded almost nervous, like he’d been caught red-handed.
“Hey, Buck.” You kept your tone light. “Are you gonna be here soon?”
A long silence permeated the line.
“Um, yes. Yeah, I’m on my way right now,” he assured you. “Shouldn’t be much longer. I’ll see you in a bit. Okay?”
“Great." You didn't buy it for a second. "See you soon.”
For an ex-assassin with decades of stealth training and countless kills on his hands, Bucky was a terrible liar. But only when it came to you. He just couldn’t deceive his best friend, couldn’t pull the wool over your eyes. He simply didn’t have it in him; his brain and body rejected even the concept of swindling you.
You knew for a fact that he was still at his apartment. Knew that his anxiety had won. You could practically see him sitting at home all alone, hating himself for flaking on yet another get-together. And while his closest friends danced the night away, he’d spend the entire evening berating himself. Chastising himself.
But you wouldn’t allow it. With a determined huff, you ditched the party, and set off in the direction of Bucky's apartment.
Bucky stared at the costume you’d carefully helped him assemble. It sat neatly folded on his kitchen table, all he had to do was put it on and head out the door. But he couldn’t bring himself to do so. And it infuriated him.
He spent weeks mentally preparing himself for this. He meditated, journaled, and even sought out extra therapy sessions. But none of it worked. He was still a slave to his anxiety, bending to every whim of the monsters in his head.
The whole thing was so stupid- it was just a party. He knew, logically, that there was nothing to fear. But part of his brain, the part that hated him, told him it would be too much. That he’d immediately get overwhelmed by the noise and the people and the lights. That it was a panic attack waiting to happen.
He feared what onlookers might think, what they might say, if he broke down in the middle of the festivities. And he didn’t want to chance ruining Sam’s party.
And so, he’d lied to you. He wasn’t proud of it, but it was for the best. He just wanted you to have a good time. Wanted you to spend the night dancing with Nat and Wanda instead of worrying about him. It was better this way.
A sharp knock jolted him from his seat on the couch. He crossed to the front door and pulled it open, expecting to see a group of candy-obsessed kids in costumes. But he found something else, entirely.
“Trick or treat!” You held a bottle of whiskey and a bag of candy proudly in the air, “Happy Halloween, Buck.”
Bucky took on a deer in the headlights kind of look. He was shocked, completely frozen. And as the surprise melted away, he found himself awash in strange mix of anxiety and guilt. You’d caught him in his lie; you’d found him out. And with you standing on his doorstep, he had nowhere to run.
“Sweetheart, hey. Hi. Um, Happy- Yeah, Happy Halloween.” He tripped over himself again and again, his heart racing. “I was just about to call you and-”
“It’s okay, Buck. You’re not in trouble,” you shot him a wink. “I know parties aren’t really your thing.”
He gestured for you to come in and you happily accepted, sweeping past him in your elaborate costume. But he was so bewildered, so overwhelmed, that he left the door wide open.
“What are you doing here?” Quickly, he clarified, “Not that I don’t want you here. I just mean- why aren’t you at the party?”
“Cause I came to hang out with you!” You shrugged, “Plus, there’s no point in me going if you’re not there.”
Bucky appreciated your loyalty, your dedication to him. But he couldn’t let you sit on the sidelines with him.
“That’s sweet of you, and I’m more than happy to have you here, but I know you’ve been looking forward to the party and your costume and everything. And I don’t want to ruin your Halloween.” He leaned against his open door, “So, it won’t hurt my feelings if you-”
“My Halloween will only be ruined if we don’t hang out. So, come on,” once again, you held up the candy and alcohol, “trick or treat, Buck.”
With a stubborn smile, Bucky shut the door. He watched you struggle with the bag of candy and laughed as you used your teeth to tear through the plastic.
“You know, I think you’re doing the whole ‘trick or treat’ thing backwards,” he said as he fished a Twix out of the bag. “Cause you brought candy instead of taking some from me.”
“Or maybe I’m a Halloween pioneer, and I’m inventing new traditions,” you offered. “Now, let’s crack this open.”
Bucky gladly took the bottle of whiskey from you and led you to the kitchen. He crafted old fashioneds for the both of you and clinked his glass with yours. His night had taken a very sharp, very sudden upswing, and he was more than grateful.
“I saw some kiddos trick or treating down the hall, and at least four of them were dressed up like Sam,” you laughed. “Have they been here yet?”
You eyed the large bowl of candy sitting by the front door. It was still full, nearly overflowing with sugary treats. And you realized: it was completely untouched. No greedy little hands had dug through it yet. No mischievous kids had snatched a handful or two. It just sat there, waiting.
It was sweet of Bucky to be prepared, to buy treats for the kids in the area. He was trying so hard to connect with people. To be a member of society. He wanted so badly to be seen as a person. But the world only saw him for his past.
“Um, no, I haven’t had any trick or treaters,” Bucky said, “Well, except for you.”
You shot him a wink a took a drag of your drink.
“But I’ve heard them- they’ve been running up and down my hall all night. I just don’t think…” He clinked his metal fingers against his glass, “I don’t think any of the parents in my building want their kids knocking on my door.”
His shoulders slumped forward ever so slightly, and his head fell an inch or two. Saying it out loud was humiliating. He’d thought- he’d hoped- that the city would embrace him. That they’d celebrate his return. But the only welcome he’d received was dirty looks and people spitting at him on the subway.
Bucky’s words knocked the air from your chest. A combination of heartbreak and unbridled rage swirled inside of you; it was all so unfair. Bucky didn’t deserve to be treated like a pariah or a threat. He was least intimidating, most approachable person you’d ever met. Sure, he was a little shy. But he was so warm. So kind. He genuinely cared about people. He wanted to help his community and make people feel safe. But they refused to give him a chance.
“Hey, it’s okay,” you took his hand in yours, “More candy for us.”
Bucky rolled his eyes and pulled you in for a long, much needed hug. He would never be able to express how much he appreciated your undying support. Your unconditional friendship. He knew without a doubt that he could always count on you. And after living in an unpredictable, erratic state of limbo for so many years, he cherished your consistency.
Bucky dug through the candy you brought, searching for a Snickers. “I know it’s selfish, but I’m really glad you came over.” He abandoned his candy hunt and brought his gaze up to yours, “Seriously. Thanks for being here.”
“Anytime, Buck. You know that.” You tucked the bag of candy under your arm and snatched your glass from the counter, “Come on, let’s watch a scary movie.”
Bucky followed your lead, only straying from the path for a moment or two. And when he returned, he brandished his overflowing bowl of candy in your direction. “I mean, if the kids aren’t gonna eat it…”
He sank into the couch next to you and took a swig of his drink as he watched you dig through the massive bowl of candy. A bit of guilt gnawed at him; he’d been so surprised to see you at his door that he hadn’t taken the time to appreciate all the hard work you’d put into your costume. And as you picked through his candy stash, he drank in the details of your ensemble: the perfectly crafted make up, the ornate dress, the complicated hairstyle. It was impressive, to say the least.
“Your costume is fucking incredible, by the way. You did an amazing job.”
“Oh, thanks!” A proud smile stretched across your face, “If it wasn’t so ridiculously uncomfortable, I’d probably wear it every day. But this corset is…” You pinched and pulled at the tight garment, “Definitely not intended for daily wear.”
“Then let me get you something to more comfortable.” Bucky was up in the blink of an eye, and before you could protest, he was gone.
In the time it took you to locate and unwrap a Kit Kat, he’d arrived in the living room with a change of clothes for you. It was just a pair of sweatpants and a faded t-shirt with BROOKLYN emblazoned on the front, but after spending hours in an uncomfortable corset, you swore he was offering you a slice of heaven.
With greedy hands, you accepted the clothes, “You’re a life saver!”
You sped off down the hall, promising to be back in a flash.
Bucky scrolled through the scary movies Netflix had to offer, but didn’t pay much attention. He couldn’t believe his luck. He’d planned on spending the night all by himself. He figured he’d oscillate between sulking and self-flagellation until he finally fell asleep. But you’d saved him, as you so often did.
“Seriously, I can’t thank you enough for the clothes. Now, I can actually breathe.” You plopped down on the couch next to Bucky, “Okay, what do you wanna watch?”
Bucky scrolled through a few more movies, “I don’t know, I haven’t heard of most of these. I thought I’d defer to you.”
You motioned for him to continue scrolling and gave him a little synopsis each time one of your favorites popped up on the screen.
He listened closely and took your summaries into careful consideration. And after hemming and hawing over his options, he found himself torn. “This is tough, but I’m thinking we go with It Follows or Evil Dead.”
“Both excellent choices!” You clinked your glass against his, “Let’s do It Follows first, and then if we want to watch another, we can follow up with Evil Dead.”
“Deal.”
Bucky scrolled back a page or two and selected It Follows. The movie’s opening scene began, showcasing a quiet, suburban street. You tucked yourself closer into Bucky’s side and tore into a package of M&Ms, preparing to be scared.
But after only a minute or so, Bucky paused the movie.
He turned to you, “Hey, I’m sorry about the party.”
“Buck, we talked about this. I’d rather hang out with you than-”
“No, I mean, I’m sorry I bailed.” He pulled his gaze from your face and placed it on the ice melting in his drink. “My anxiety kind got the best of me. And I-” He locked eyes with you, “I swear I tried. I wanted to go. But I just… I couldn’t do it.” His sudden eye roll caught you off guard, “The whole thing is so ridiculous, it was just a party, but even thinking about going made my hands shake.”
“It’s not ridiculous. You’ve been through a lot, and you’re still trying to wade through all the shit Hydra saddled you with.” You gave his hand a squeeze, “Healing takes time. And it’s not a linear process. You’re gonna have ups and downs- that’s perfectly normal.”
All he could manage was a sigh.
“Like you said, it was just a party. Nothing major. So, who cares if you bailed? All that matters is that you made the right choice for you.”
“I guess.” He carded a hand through his hair, “I just want to be done with it all, you know? I want to be able to do things that normal people do.”
“I know. But, you have to give yourself some grace, okay?” You brushed a gentle hand over his cheek, “And you need to be patient. Cause there’s no skipping to the end with this stuff.”
He nodded, “Yeah.”
“So, cut yourself some slack, okay?” You nudged his shoulder with yours, “No one is more deserving of slack than you.”
“I don’t know about that-”
“If the roles were reversed,” you posited, “And I’d been through all of the trauma and abuse that you went through, would you be upset with me if I couldn’t do certain things because of my anxiety ?”
“No,” he gave a fervent shake of his head. “Never.”
“And would you want me to be kind to myself?”
Without pause, an “of course” fell from his lips.
“Okay, then you need to extend that same kindness and understanding to yourself.”
“But I just want to be able to do stuff with you,” he huffed. “I want to go to parties with you. And concerts. And-”
“Hey, all that will come with time, okay? There’s no rush.” Once again, you gave his hand a squeeze, “You’re my best friend, and I just wanna hang out with you. So, it doesn’t matter what we do. As long as you’re comfortable, I’m happy.”
Bucky eyed you for a second, “You mean that?”
You nodded, “I swear on my life.”
An awkward smile crossed his face, “Then I guess I should tell you that I’m not- I really don’t want to watch a scary movie.”
“Oh, shit. My bad, Buck. We can watch anything you want,” you said, “You pick.”
With a few taps of the remote, Bucky opened an entirely different streaming service and selected a safe movie free of actual scares.
“It’s still on theme with Halloween,” he promised, “But at least it’s not gonna give me more nightmares.”
“Yeah, whatever you want, I don’t-” The opening lines of Hocus Pocus filled the room, and you delivered a playful punch to Bucky’s arm.
He let out a loud laugh, “I had to, sweetheart. You’ve still got the make up on and everything.”
You pelted him with a few M&Ms before settling close to him. He draped an arm across your shoulders and pulled you tight, relishing in your warmth. He was so lucky to have you as his friend, so lucky to know you. He couldn’t believe you’d ditched the party you’d looked forward to for weeks- all for him. Couldn’t believe that you were spending your favorite holiday unceremoniously watching movies on his couch.
But he knew better than to look a gift horse in the mouth. After everything he’d gone through, he was just grateful that he’d befriended someone with such a kind heart. And as he settled in to experience Hocus Pocus for the first time, he started plotting how he’d make things up to you next Halloween.
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Propaganda
María Félix (Doña Barbara, La Mujer sin Alma, Rio Escondido, La Cucaracha)—Maria Felix is still possibly the most well-known Mexican film actress. She turned down multiple-roles in Hollywood and a contract with Metro-Goldwyn-Meyer in order to take roles in Mexico, France, and Argentine throughout the 1940s, 50s, 60s. She was so famous and so respected as a dramatic actress that she inspired painters, novelists and poets in their own art--she was painted by Diego Rivera, Jose Orozco, Bridget Tichenor. The novelist Carlos Fuentes used her as inspiration for his protagonist in Zona Sagrada. She inspired an entire collection by Hermes. In the late 1960s Cartier made her a custom collection of reptile themed jewels. She considered herself to be powerful challenger of morality and femininity in Mexico & worldwide--she routinely played powerful women in roles with challenging moral choices and free sexuality. But even still, years after he death, she is celebrated with Google Doodles, and appearances in the movie Coco, and holidays for the anniversary of her death.
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María Félix is one of the most iconic actresses of the Golden Era of Mexican Cinema. La Doña, as she was lovingly nicknamed, only had one son, and when her first marriage ended in divorce her ex-husband stole her only child, so she vowed that one day she’d be more influential than her ex and she’d get her son back. AND SHE DID! María Félix rejected a Hollywood acting role to start her acting career in Mexico on her own terms with El Peñón de las Ánimas (The Rock of Souls) starring alongside actor, and future third husband, Jorge Negrete. She quickly rose to incredible heights both in Mexico and abroad, later on rejecting a Hollywood starring role (Duel in the Sun) as she was already committed to the movie Enamorada at the planned filming time. Of this snubbing she said, quote: “I will never regret saying no to Hollywood, because my career in Europe was focused in [high] quality cinema. [My] india* roles are made in my country, and [my] queen roles are abroad.” (Translator notes: here the “india” role means interpreting a lower-class Mexican woman, usually thought of indigenous/native/mixed descent —which she had interpreted and reinvented throughout her acting career in Mexico— and what abroad was typically considered the Mexican woman stereotype, with the braids, long simple skirts, and sandals. This also references the expectation of her possibly helping Hollywood in perpetuating this stereotype for American audiences that lack the cultural and historical contexts of this type of role which would undermine her own efforts against this type of Mexican stereotypes while working in Europe) She was considered one of the most beautiful women in the world of her time by international magazines like Life, París Match, and Esquire, and was a muse to a vast number of songwriters (including her second husband Agustin Lara,), artists, designers, and writers. Muralist Diego Rivera described her as “a monstrously perfect being. She’s an exemplary being that drives all other human beings to put as much effort as possible to be like her”. Playwriter Jean Cocteau, who worked with her in the Spanish film La Corona Negra (The Black Crown) said the following about her, “María, that woman is so beautiful it hurts”. Haute Couture houses like Dior, Givenchy, Yves Saint Laurent, Balenciaga, Hérmes, among others, designed and dressed her throughout her life. She died on her birthday, April 8, 2002, at 88 years old, in Mexico City. She was celebrated by a parade from her home to the Fine Arts Palace in the the city’s Historic Downtown, where a multitude of people paid tribute to her. Her filmography includes 47 movies from 1942 until 1970, and only two television acting roles in 1970. She has 2 music albums, one recorded with her second husband, Agustín Lara, in 1964 titled La Voz de María y la inspiración de Agustín «The voice of María and the inspiration of Augustín», and her solo album Enamorada «In Love» in 1998. Her bespoke Cartier jewelry is exhibited alongside Elizabeth Taylor’s, Grace Kelly’s and Gloria Swanson’s. In 2018, Film Director Martin Scorsese presented a restored and remastered version of her film Enamorada in the Cannes Classics section of the Cannes Festival and Google dedicated a doodle for her 104th birthday. On august 2023 Barbie added her doll to the Tribute Collection.
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Arthur and Merlin travel back in time without knowing the other is from the future too AU
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I forgot I never showed how Arthur and Lancelot became friends again so here it is:
After the events of "The Poison Chalice". Lancelot in the dungeons.
Lancelot: (lying on the floor, thinking) The luck I have. I came to become a knight and somehow, as soon as I arrive, I end up offending the Prince of Camelot himself (sighs) Maybe that dream didn't mean anything after all. Maybe I'm not fit to be a knight… But then why were the prince and that boy in my dream?
Gwen: (arrives with a plate of food) Uhm... Hello?
Lancelot: (stands up quickly) Oh.. hey! 😅
Guard: (opens the cell)
Gwen: (enters, blushing a little) I...uh... brought your food.
Lancelot: (laughs softly) I can see that (takes the plate) Thank you, my lady.
Gwen: I'm not a lady and don't thank me, it's my job. Well not really, I'm Lady Morgana's maidservant, but Merlin asked me to make sure they were feeding you, so, uhm, it's actually a favor. Not to you! But to my friend Merlin, that is. (thinking) Oh, gods! 😳 Why did I tell him all that?! 😫🤦♀️
Lancelot: Merlin?
Gwen: The boy you saved.
Guard: (urges Gwen to get out of the cell with a gesture)
Gwen: Right, sorry. (gets out of the cell)
Guard: (closes the cell)
Lancelot: (stops Gwen before she leaves) Wait! You said "saved". You mean he is alright?
Gwen: (smiles, touched at his worry) Safe and sound. He was just under the effects of a paralizing poison, but it was not letal. He can move now.
Lancelot: (sighs in relief) I'm glad... wait, then why am I here?
Gwen: (confused) what?
Lancelot: For how the Prince reacted I thought I was being arrested for murder! Does the Prince still think I tried to kill him? Hasn't your friend explained to him what happened?
Gwen: (laughs without being able to help it)
Lancelot: (confused and a bit offended) I don't believe my disgrace is funny, my lady.
Gwen: (still between laughs) No! it's not-Sorry, it's just... (turns to the guard, scolding him) You didn't tell him why he was arrrested?
Guard: (shrugs) That's not my job.
Gwen: (sighs and turns to Lancelot) You see-uhm... sorry, what's your name?
Lancelot: Lancelot.
Gwen: Lancelot, the prince didn't send you here because he thinks you murdered someone. He's keeping you here because you touched his manservant.
Lancelot: ...
Lancelot: What? 😧
Gwen: Merlin, the boy you saved, is his personal manservant, but also the token of his affections if you know what I mean and you were found in... a very compromising position.
Lancelot: I was just holding him!
Gwen: For his highness that's compromising enough.
Lancelot: But I saved his life! Shouldn't I be rewarded instead?
Gwen: Yeah, but that also means you stole him the chance to be the hero. Merlin has been defending you, of course, but apparently that just infuriated him more.
Lancelot: Oh...
Gwen: Yeah, you might be here for a while.
Lancelot: (scared) He is not going to execute me, is he?
Gwen: (with a comforting smile) No, he wouldn't go that far. (thinking) He is not King yet. (says) I have to go now. (starts leaving)
Lancelot: (shouts) I didn't get your name!
Gwen: (turns and smiles softly) It's Gwen, short for Guinevere.
Lancelot: (smiles back) Nice to meet you, Guinevere.
Gwen: (blushes and leaves)
Lancelot: (thinking) Suddenly life in prison is not so bad.
Time skip after Merlin moves to Arthur's antechambers. In Gaius's Tower
Merlin: (enters) Gaius, did you call for-What happened?! 😨 (Goes to Lancelot worried, who is being bandaged by Gaius)
Lancelot: Nothing.
Gaius: The prince and the knights decided to use Lancelot as a practice dummy.
Lancelot: More like a practice bag. 😓
Merlin: Wait, that was you?! I thought it was an actual dummy. You weren't moving at all.
Lancelot: It's worse if I defend myself (streches a little). It's no so bad though. I've learned a couple of new fighting technics today! 😊
Merlin: That's still not right. I'm going to talk to Arthur. (Makes a move to leave)
Gaius and Lancelot: (Shout so loud Merlin startles) NO! 😱
Merlin: (confused) Why not?
Gaius: My boy, Arthur is taking it out on Lancelot as bad as it is. Trying to intervine is just going to make things worse.
Merlin: I just don't get why he is treating you so badly. I always talk him well about you.
Lancelot: (grumbling) That's the problem.
Merlin: Uhm?
Lancelot: Do me a favor, Merlin. Talk him bad about me. Maybe that will work.
Gwen: (enters with small package) Good morning, Merlin, Gaius, Lancelot.
Lancelot: (straightens up inmediatly and smiles) Good morning! (smiles, but winces a little at the sudden movement)
Merlin: What brings you here, Gwen?
Gwen: Oh, I just came to bring Lancelot his food.(goes to Lancelot and gives him the package) I know the Prince has been giving you a hard time
Lancelot: (blushing) Thank you, my lady. But I'm not in the dungeons anymore, you don't have to-
Gwen: Still not a lady and it's no problem really. Sometimes there are leftovers in the royal kitchens and I hate to see food going to waste, so you're actually doing me a favor.
Lancelot: By eating the food nobody wanted?
Gwen: Yes.
Uncomfortable silence.
Gwen: Uh... Lady Morgana must be looking for me.
Lancelot: Right, sure. Send her my greetings. (thinkings) "Send her my greetings"?! 😳 Really?! 😫🤦♂️
Gwen: Goodbye. To all of you. (leaves quickly as red as a tomate)
Merlin and Gaius: ...
Merlin: Alright, what is going on? 🤨
Lancelot: I don't know what you are talking about. (unwraps Gwen's package) Uhmm... It smells good.😋
Merlin: Yeah, like it's been recently cooked despite it being leftovers that normally by this hour are, you know, cold.
Lancelot: (takes a bite of his food) Uhum.
Merlin: And isn't smoked pigeon Gwen's especiality?
Lancelot: Really? I didn't know. (takes another bite)
Merlin: (takes Lancelot's food from him rughly)
Lancelot: Hey! 😠
Merlin: (accusing) Have you been courting Gwen? 😠
Lancelot: What?! No!
Merlin: Well, she's definitely courting you!
Gaius: (scolding) Merlin! (takes the food from him and gives it back to Lancelot) What's the matter with you? What's wrong with Gwen showing interest in Lancelot?
Merlin: (raises his voice in desperation) That is not how it was supposed to be!
Gaius and Lancelot: ...
Gaius: Merlin-
Merlin: I have to go. (leaves)
Another uncomfortable silence.
Gaius: Aaand I never got to tell him the errands I had for him... (sighs and looks at Lancelot's food) Can I have some-
Lancelot: Mine 😠 (brings his food closer to him, protectively)
Time skip. Merlin in his new chambers watering his lily.
Merlin: (thinking) I shouldn't be this mad. Is not like Gwen is being unfaithful to Arthur. They are not together yet and they haven't shown any interest in the other either. And Lancelot has always loved Gwen, that's not a secret. I want Lancelot to be happy. He's my friend, but... Then who will be Arthur's Queen?
Arthur: (from the door that conects their rooms) You're going to drown it.
Merlin: (stops watering his lily and turns to Arthur, confused) What?
Arthur: The plant. (walks to him) If you give it too much water you can kill it.
Merlin: Oh, right. Sorry. (blushes)
Arthur: You should fertilize it too. Plants don't only live of water, you know?
Merlin: (laughs a little) Since when do you know so much about plants?
Arthur: (his smile wavers) I... read. (Composes himself and jokes) Something you should do more often if you even know what that is.
Merlin: ...
Arthur: Okay, what's troubling you?
Merlin: Uhm?
Arthur: No snarky reply, no insult. It seems serious.
Merlin: It's nothing. I'm being ridiculous.
Arthur: It's not ridiculous if it's bothering you.
Merlin: You wouldn't understand.
Arthur: Try me. (takes Merlin to a nearby seat and sits next to him) Come on, you can trust me.
Merlin: (sighs) Gwen and Lancelot like each other.
Arthur: ... Oh.
Merlin: I should be happy for them. I know I should but I didn't expect Gwen to fall in love with someone so soon! (thinking) Someone that it's not you. (says) And Lancelot is a good man and his feelings are sincere. I know he would make Gwen happy, but... (thinking) She was supposed to be happy with you.
Arthur: Merlin, are you... jealous of Lancelot?
Merlin: What? No!
Arthur: Of Gwen?
Merlin: No! She's my friend. They are both my friends. It's nothing like that.
Arthur: Friend's jealousy perhaps?
Merlin: Maybe? I don't know. I guess I'm just afraid of change. (thinking) And how this will change EVERYTHING ahead.
Arthur: (sighs in understanding) I know that feeling.
Merlin: And how do you feel about this?
Arthur: (confused) What?
Merlin: How do you feel about Gwen and Lancelot having feelings for one another? I mean, Gwen's been Morgana's maidservant since forever. You know her longer than I do.
Arthur: I... don't know. (Thinking) I know I was relieved to know Lancelot was after Guinevere instead of you, but I was also furious with Lancelot for making Guinevere cheat on me with him before. But I'm not mad at him for wanting to be with her now.
Merlin: But it doesn't bother you, does it? (Thinking) If you have feelings for her in this life too I'll intervine, but if you are okay with it I won't. Just tell me.
Arthur: (thinking) It should bother me, she was my wife after all, why doesn't it bother me? (Says) It's her life, Merlin. She can do what she wants.
Merlin: (sighs in relief) You are right. Thank you, Arthur. (Stands up and goes to the door)
Arthur: Wait, where are you going?
Merlin: (from the door) To give the new couple my support! 😊
Arthur: And your chores? Merlin! 😠
Merlin: (already gone)
Arthur: (sighs and keeps thinking) I loved Guinevere, I know I did. I should be at least upset about this and yet I'm not. I decided I would court Merlin instead of her before I traveled back in time. I already had Gwen in my other life and it wouldn't be fair to either of them if I went after both, but... It was easier than I expected. I haven't thought of Guinevere until Merlin mentioned this. (looks at his ring finger with a sense of nostalgia) Guinevere...
Arthur's flashback.
Arthur in his chambers writing a speech on his desk.
Gwen: (enters, in a cheering tone) Hey! They told me you were hiding here.
Arthur: (not looking up from his papers, in a bored tone) I'm not hiding, I'm writing a speech.
Gwen: For tomorrow's ceremony, I know. (gets closer) I can help you with that. Give it a feminine touch as you would call it. This way you'll finish this sooner... (hugs him from behind seductively) And his majesty can concentrate in something more... exciting.
Arthur: (doesn't react at all at her intend) I rather do it myself. Thank you, Guinevere. (keeps writing)
Gwen: (her smile falls and separates the hug, but composes the smile quickly) I was thinking on visiting my father's and Elyan's grave today. (her smile turns sad)
Arthur: (hums in acknowledgement, eyes still on his papers)
Gwen: I haven't done it in years since Morgana... you know... It's silly cause is not like she can harm me now, but I still have this... fear sometimes.
Arthur: (doesn't even hum now, eyes still on the papers)
Gwen: But I can't live with fear forever so I'll go today. I just... don't want to do it alone.
Arthur: (finally looks up from his papers) You won't be alone.
Gwen: (hopeful) Really?
Arthur: Of course not, you are the Queen. You can take all the knights you need. (looks back at his papers)
Gwen: (her face falls) Right... Yes, I guess I'll do that.
Arthur: (keeps writing in silence)
Gwen: (walks to the door but stops midway and suddenly grabs candelabra and throws it at Arthur in full rage)
Arthur: Ow! (Brings a hand to his head) What the- 😨
Gwen: (grabs a vase nearby and throws it at Arthur too, screaming in rage)
Arthur:(dodges it barely, still very startled) What's wrong with you?! Guinevere!
Gwen: (keeps throwing random things at him)
Arthur: (yells) Stop it! (goes to her, being hit or dodging objects constantly) What are you doing?! Guinevere! (holds her wrists to stop her)
Gwen: (shouts, histerical) NO! (frees from his hold and shoves him furiously) I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!
Arthur: Can't stand what?
Gwen: You! This! (points both of them) Us! If there was even an us to begin with!
Arthur: What are you talking about? We are fine.
Gwen: (laughs dryly) We are NOT fine. But of course you haven't noticed! You don't pay attention to me at all! You don't care what I do, you don't care how I feel! You wouldn't even notice I'm gone!
Arthur: That's not true!
Gwen: Really? When was the last time we intimated? Even better, when was the last time we share a bed?
Arthur: ...
Gwen: You don't remember. Why would you? It was so long ago...
Arthur: Guinevere-
Gwen: But you didn't realise it until now, did you?
Arthur: (full of guilt) I'm so sorry. You are right, I've been a terrible husband-
Gwen: Husband? (laughs dryly again) Oh, Arthur, we have long stopped being wife and husband.
Arthur: (heartbroken) Don't say that.
Gwen: Don't pretend you are hurt now. Everyone in the castle knows you stopped loving me years ago. Or maybe you just pretended you loved me all this time.
Arthur: (angry) Who said that?
Gwen: Everybody! The servants, the nobels, the dogs even! It wouldn't surprise me if all Camelot knew!
Arthur: But someone must have told you this rumor-
Gwen: Is not a "rumor"! They told me that to my face!
Arthur: (very offended and angrier) They can't do that! You are their queen! It is a grave lack of respect-
Gwen: You think they respect me? I'm a peasant possing as Queen that can't even give them the heir they want. For them I'm no more than your little experiment at best.
Arthur: I had no idea-
Gwen: Exactly, just like you had no idea Morgana had me echanted for WEEKS until Merlin pointed it out. But you did notice when he left your side for more than 5 minutes, you noticed something was wrong with him before you left for Camlann and you noticed when he didn't smile for 3 days!
Arthur: (confused) Why are you bringing Merlin into this?
Gwen: I just don't understand! (tears run down her eyes) Why? Why did you marry me? You went against the council, the law itself just for what? To have me as some decorative queen?
Arthur: Of course not!
Gwen: THEN WHY?!
Arthur: BECAUSE I LOVED YOU!
Gwen: ...
Arthur: (realising his choice of words) I LOVE you. I meant to say-Guinevere! (Stops her by the arm when she starts leaving)
Gwen: (frees herself roughly and slaps him) Don't touch me! (Cries)
Arthur: (utterly shocked) ...Gwen-
Gwen: I should have run away with Lancelot when I had the chance! (Leaves closing the door behind her with force)
Arthur: (touching all the spots where Gwen hit him either with objects or her hands, feeling sudden pain) She's stronger than a give her credit sometimes. (sits on the bed) And does know where to hurt. (puts a hand on his chest, feeling hole in his heart)
End of Arthur's flashback.
Arthur: (thinking) Oh, gods... It's not that I didn't love her, but I stopped loving her way before I did the ritual. And she knew before I knew. (goes to the window and spots Gwen walking with the laundry) Guinevere, I know we were happy at least at the beginning. But even in our best days you weren't as happy as you could have been, were you? You never asked to be queen, you never wanted the title and the responsability. You just wanted a partner that adored you and respected you til the end, and I couldn't even give you that. You always loved Lancelot more... just as I always loved Merlin more. You told me before leaving that you just wanted me to be happy. Even when I made you miserable in our last years of marriage, you wished for my happiness. (sighs as Gwen goes out of sight) You also deserve to be happy.
Time skip. Lancelot at the stables.
Merlin: (enters) Hey... Sorry for how I reacted before.
Lancelot: (gives him a smile that doesn't reach his eyes) It's okay, Merlin-
Merlin: No, it's not! I was rude and mean and you didn't deserve that. I'll understand if you don't want to be my friend anymore.
Lancelot: (laughs) Merlin, I was thrown in the dungeons for you and that didn't stop me of wanting to be your friend, did it?
Merlin: No? 🥺
Lancelot: Of course not. (smiles) And I understand why you reacted that way. Gwen has been your friend for longer than I have and... I'm very aware I'm not the best match there is.
Merlin: Don't say that! You are more than worthy of her.
Lancelot: Really? She is Lady Morgana's maidservant and the blacksmith's daughter. I, on the other hand, don't even have a proper job and I came here with nothing because I have nothing for myself, much less to offer. And I met her when I was in the dungeons! what kind of good first impression is that?
Merlin: Good enough. She does like you. I can see it.
Lancelot: Gwen is a wonderful woman and I'm lucky she has any interest in me at all. But she deserves better than just... me.
Merlin: I think that's for her to decide. Don't you think?
Arthur: (enters) There you are. Lazing around as always.
Lancelot: (nervous) No, I wasn't, Sire! I-
Merlin: Relax, he's not talking to you. (aproaches Arthur) Need me for anything, my lord?
Arthur: No, but Gaius does. Apparently, there are some errands you should have done hours ago.
Merlin: (facepalms himself) Ugh, I forgot.
Arthur: What a surprise.
Merlin: On it! (leaves running)
Arthur: (turns to Lancelot with a serious face)
Lancelot: We were just talking I swear!
Arthur: (throws a sheathed sword at him)
Lancelot: (catches it in reflex) ... Sire?
Arthur: Not bad.
Lancelot: (still confused) Would you like me to sharpen your sword again, sire?
Arthur: Don't worry. I have my own. (points his sheated sword in his belt) What I'd like is for you to kill me.
Lancelot: (even more confused) Sire? 😥
Arthur: Come on, don't pretend you don't want to. Hell, if I were you, I'd want to. (unsheates his sword)
Lancelot: (unsheates his sword carefully)
Arthur: (smirks) Come on!
*insert epic sword fight*
Arthur: (smiles) Not bad indeed. (sheates his sword and puts it aside) It's a shame the Knight code doesn't allow commoners in the calvalry.
Lancelot: (nods sadly) Merlin informed me of that, Sire.
Arthur: I can make an exception for you though.
Lancelot: (hopeful) Really, sire?
Arthur: You just have to do me a favor.
Lancelot: (very happy) Anything! I'm so grateful you are giving me this chance, sire! I am forever in debt with you!
Arthur: Do you know Guinevere?
Lancelot: (confused at the sudden change of subject) Yes, she is lady Morgana's maidservant.
Arthur: Such a beauty, isn't she?
Lancelot: (frowns) She is.
Arthur: I know you two are close.
Lancelot: Oh, we are just friends, but yes. We have grown really close, sire.
Arthur: That's perfect. Then it will be easy for you to do what I'm going to ask you.
Lancelot: Which is?
Arthur: I want you to convince her to join me on bed tonight.
Lancelot: ...
Lancelot: (any trace of kindness on his face gone) What?
Arthur: I would ask her myself, but I want discretion, you see. And since you are so close to her, I'm sure you would have no problem-
Lancelot: No.
Arthur: Excuse me?
Lancelot: I won't do that, sire.
Arthur: Oh, it's a real shame. (sighs) I'll ask someone else to do it then. (turns to leave)
Lancelot: (blocks his way) No! I won't let you dishonor Gwen like that!
Arthur: (laughs) Like she has any honor to defend.
Lancelot: (unsheates his sword pointing it at Arthur's throat, furious)
Arthur: Lancelot?
Lancelot: Take it back.
Arthur: Lancelot, you are threatening your Prince.
Lancelot: (raises his voice) You are NOT my prince! How dare you speak of a maid like Gwen like that! I don't care that you are the Prince of Camelot or of all Albion! I rather die by decapitation for regicide than let such a dishonorable man taint her!
Arthur: (smiles proudly) You are right. Gwen deserves a man that treasures her and defends her of everything and everyone... just like you are doing now.
Lancelot: ... What? 😧
Arthur: Well done, Lancelot. You have my blessing.
Lancelot: Your... blessing?
Arthur: To court Guinevere.
Lancelot: ...
Arthur: You can put the sword down, you know?
Lancelot: (sheates the sword and puts it away, blushing) Sorry, Sire.
Arthur: So, when will you start courting her?
Lancelot: (still pretty confused) I wasn't really planning on it, sire.
Arthur: Don't tell me you don't have feelings for her. You were about to kill me for insulting her just a minute ago.
Lancelot: It's not that!
Arthur: Oh, you think she is not good enough for you? 🤨
Lancelot: No! It's me who is not good enough for her!
Arthur: Because you are a poor country peasant that was arrested as soon as he laid a foot in the citadel?
Lancelot: ...Yes?
Arthur: It may sound ridiculous for me of all people to say this, but titles and possessions don't actually define your value, Lancelot. My father believes that nobelty is defined by blood and the family you were born. I, however, believe nobelty is defined by the actions of men and what they have here. (points Lancelot's chest) And I can tell you for certain you are the noblest man I ever met.
Lancelot: (looks at Arthur in awe)
Arthur: So court her! Fight for her! Even if a lord or a prince or even a king shows interest in her, because they might have riches, but not what really matters.
Lancelot: (nods, emotional) I will. Thank you, Sire.
Arthur: Don't thank me. I can't actually make you a knight, Lancelot, not until I'm king. But I can give you the training meanwhile if you allow me. In exchange of that I do need a favor of you.
Lancelot: You... want me to ask Merlin to join your bed?
Arthur: (blushes furiously) What? No! I would never-
Lancelot: (laughs)
Arthur: (laughs too) Alright, I think I deserved that. No, what I want is for you to protect him when I can't. He tends to get into trouble constantly as you could see and I can't always be around to protect him myself as much as I'd like to.
Lancelot: (smiles) You can count on me, Sire.
Timeskip. In Morgana's chambers.
Gwen: (enters with a couple of flowers in her hair)
Morgana: (compliments) Nice touch.
Gwen: (shyly, blushes) Thanks.
Morgana: Wait, I know that face. (gets closer to Gwen) Are they from someone? 😏
Gwen: (blushes more)
Morgana: Don't tell me. Lancelot?
Gwen: (nods, smiling brightly) He gifted them to me.
Morgana: I can't believe it! Finally! (hugs her) It was about time he made a move. (pulls away) I'm so happy for you.
Gwen: We barely just started courting. It may not last.
Morgana: It will. He'd be a fool to let a wonderful girl like you go. (caresses her face fondly) You know what? You can have the rest of the day off.
Gwen: But you-
Morgana: Will manage on my own just fine. Have a date with your man. You earned it.
Gwen: Thank you so much, my lady. (about to bow)
Morgana: (stops her) Morgana. Just Morgana this time.
Gwen: Morgana. (hugs her) thank you. (pulls away) I'll tell you everything when I get back! (goes to the door)
Morgana: I want every detail!
Gwen: (leaves closing the door behind her)
Morgana: (her smile falls as soon as Gwen is gone) It's fine. (goes to her bed and sits) She's happy. (smiles again, but her eyes water) Gods, I've never seen her... (sobs without being able to help it) so happy!
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The events of this part happen just before the events of "Lancelot" for which I already wrote a small fragment and I don't plan to write more on that episode really cause basically the only thing the changes is that Lancelot kills the griffin when it first attacked Merlin since Merlin echants Lancelot's weapon sooner and that's when he properly discovers Merlin's magic (though he already suspected it). I will write a bit more of "Excalibur" though and extend myself in "The Moment of Truth" and "The Labyrinth of Gedref" because there are gonna be important changes there. Once finished with that I'll full on go with Series 2 (where most of your requests are). So enjoy Series 1 :D!! cause series 2 is when everything will go to hell
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I just rewatched Breaking Bad S1E6 "Crazy Handful of Nothing" because I wanted to revisit the introduction of Tuco Salamanca (Iconique! Raymond Cruz's performance is electrifying!).
But what really stuck with me from the episode on this revisit was what happened to the school custodian, Hugo Archilleya. I haven't watched Breaking Bad in some time, so I had forgotten about it, but it's so devastating that we have this quiet, kind school custodian who cleans up after Walt vomiting because of his chemo treatments and offers him gum. And his little gestures of kindness are repaid by him being arrested because he "fits the profile" for the theft of the lab equipment that Walt stole for his cooks, simply based on a history of drug possession and Hank finding a single blunt in his car. So this kind working class man has his house "torn apart" by the DEA, and even after they realize he wasn't the thief, he loses his job, and is facing prison time for marijuana possession, and goes down for Walt (who of course doesn't breathe a word).
And the way Skyler and Marie react as if he's some danger to society and lament that he should never have been able to work in the school system, all because he had prior possession (probably marijuana) charges...it's such a perfect infuriating example of the war on drugs mentality and the way poor people and people of color are over-policed and over-punished by the system while white and middle or upper class folks either never get caught for the same drug offenses or get off with a slap on the wrist. The fact that Hank never even considers for a moment that Walt, his mild mannered and "respectable" brother in law could the be the culprit, even though he's the only other person with a key to the lab AND the one who manages the inventory and should have been able to account for the missing equipment, to the point where he just jokes about it to Walt's face is such a good demonstration of that type of both unconscious bias and willingful blindness.
There are so many small casualties among the larger tragedies in Breaking Bad, and Hugo Archilleya is such a good example, early on, of these smaller collateral casualties destroyed in the wake of Walt.
(Hugo also happens to remind me of my uncle, who is also a blue collar gentle giant with a ponytail, so it really stuck with me this time around...)
UGH. I don't want to ramble too much, so I'll wrap it up here. But, man...justice for Hugo!
((side note, I remember back in like 2012/2013 everyone was debating whether Breaking Bad or The Wire was "better". Silly debate; they're both excellent shows with different scope and focus. But I do think two of the best commentaries on the war on drugs and its awful impact on society...))
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Natalie, the sweet one
Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Fem!reader
Warnings: feelings developing, light touches, that’s all I think :)
Summary: Your relationship with the rich redhead slowly, but surely, blooms
Song: Opera house- Cigarettes After Sex
Nimble fingers quickly buttoned the slippery pink buttons that accented the white blouse you had on, hugging you perfectly in every corner. Swatting away the dust that fell on your black skirt in front of your mirror, you realized it showed the scar on the side of your thigh. The scar you hated. Nevermind that, you fluffed up the bouncy h/c hair that sweeetly framed your face before grabbing the cherry lipstick you stole from your mom, running out the door and down the flight of stairs in your apartment. Right as you were about to open the door leading out to the smoggy street you lived on, the tip of your shoe bent a tad too far and sent you tumbling down the last three stair steps, sending you face first into the door before your arms awkwardly caught you.
By the time you arrived at Natasha’s beautiful home in Manhattan, a small cut on your lip started to come apart and mix hints of blood with the cherry lipstick that adorned your pouty lips. Your rang the doorbell to the Romanoffs home. The ring sounded so perfect, like it belonged in one of your favorite shows with a perfect family. A dark haired, tall, lean woman with deep eyes opened the door for you with such poise and grace- Natasha’s mom. Something about the two was very similar, but it wasn’t necessarily by features. Her mother smiled, extending a gracious hand with a jewel the size of a rock on her ring finger, “Make yourself comfortable, she’ll be right down I’m sure.” This was your third time being over to their house as you two have started working together, and you found Mrs. Romanoff to be unexpectedly sweet. As you were guided into the living room, your curious eyes wandered from luxury to luxury, capturing everything like a camera. What a life. Especially their perfect family portraits, the entire family looked so beautiful and well put together. Each piece of clothing they adorned was brand new, most likely no hand-me downs.
The click-clack of Mary-Jane’s caught your attention, your study buddy ascending the winding stair case to the living room. Her eyes lit up as soon as they caught yours across the room. You two always worked in the study that sat untouched while her mom was always away doing…well no one actually knew. She just had a busy energy to her. The study is a quaint, old-fashioned space, tucked away. Time seems to stand still while your there, and 3:00 pm quickly turns into 6 before you know it. It’s filled with the comforting scent of aged paper and polished wood. The room is lined with tall wooden shelves, packed tightly with books of all kinds—some worn and weathered, others crisp and new. The shelves reach up to the ornate ceiling, where brass chandeliers hang, casting a warm, golden light that dances softly across the room.
As much as you tried to keep the conversations to concepts for the robotics project, your chats often drift beyond the pages of your textbooks. The two of you end up talking about everything, from your hopes to the constraints of your small high school, and even working after college. Natasha speaks of places she’s been, the things she’s seen. Through all of this, you get a sense that she’s lonely…that maybe no one really talks to her. It resonates with you. You notice that the redhead that sits so close to you is such a funny girl. She genuinely makes you laugh. It’s nice to not have to be the comedian for once. A part of you hurts though, when you remember the poisonous little thoughts of your mean stereotypes toward her.
As it gets later and creeps into the evening, the sun sets, casting a warm, golden glow through the windows. Natasha reads aloud from a book, her voice smooth and captivating, the words of the textbook spilling the space between you.
As she reads, you find yourself mesmerized, not just by the words, but by her. There’s something in the way she looks at you, a softness in her eyes that you’ve never noticed before. The world has taught you that feelings like these are dangerous. But in this moment, everything else fades away.
She finishes reading and looks up, meeting your gaze, “I just,” her chest falls with a sigh, “I want people to know that I’m smart. When people look at me, it’s like they see nothing. But I really am, you know…smart.” There’s a moment of silence, and the air is thick with unspoken words. You see a flicker of something in her eyes-hesitation, vulnerability. “I know you are, Nat. I know that.”
You look at her sympathetically, and gently touch her hand. Does she feel it too? This inexplicable connection that seems to grow stronger with each passing day.
Finally, Natasha speaks again, her voice barely above a whisper. “Do you ever feel like you’re not quite where you’re supposed to be? Like there’s something more out there, something that you can’t quite name but you know it’s meant for you?”
You nod, unable to find the words to express that you know exactly what she means.The room feels smaller, the walls closing in as your heartbeat quickens. You move closer, whispering, “I think I know what you mean.”
“I knew you would.”
The tension between you is palpable, an invisible thread pulling you together. Nat reaches out, her hand lightly brushing against your knee, sending a shiver down your spine. She hesitates, giving you a chance to pull away, but you don’t. You can’t. And just like that, a line you didn’t know could exist, was blurred.
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Eddie Munson was the only dealer in the shithole that most people callled Hawkins. Most people thought it was perfect. Y/N knew better than to call it perfect. It was a shit hole filled with perfect little families, hidden behind white picket fences and the girls wore mary jane shoes and ankle length skirts. And unless you fit into Hawkins idea of perfection than you were shit.
Y/N lived in a trailer halfway across town and mostly ate gas station food. She hated Mary Jane shoes, preferred drumsets and to books, and even though she mircaosuly graduated with all A’s she refused to go to college. She also liked smoking weed and writing music, and though Hawkins had alot of dealers, most of them were awful. Awful old men who seemed less interested in selling her good quality bud and more interested in copping a feel, so that left Eddie Munson.
All things considered it was convinet, he lived a couple trailers down and usually had good deals if you were nice. All you had to do was leave a note on his trailer if he wasn’t home and he would drop by, though he was usually home unless it was a school day. He had been her main dealer for the better part of 4 months, so they were now on a first name basis, Eddie even accepted IOU’s on 3 occasions when she was short on cash.
Y/N got home from a grueling shift at the dinner wanting to wind down, the Carvers spent their whole breakfast loudly insulting her, and their son Jason was a particular piece of work. First they didn’t like her hair, it was dyed a raven black with strands of white in the front. Then her outfit was much to revealing. Her mini skirt and lace stockings and platform shoes with a t-shirt and apron, which was completely in dresscode. Then her makeup was just too much, even though she was only wearing eyeliner.
She wanted nothing more than to come home, smoke, then crash until her show, but her shift left her much too wired to do anything, so she left a note on Eddie’s trailer, hoping he would be back before she had to leave for her show. Took off her skirt and put on some spandex shorts she stole from the mall, stepped out of her platform shoes and slipped on black knee high socks. She changed out of her uniform shirt into a oversized black Metalicka shirt that stopped mid-thigh and grabbed her drumsticks, and twidlded with them until she heard Eddie call for her.
She threw the sticks on the ground and skipped to the door to see Eddie leaning on the door frame.
Eddie thought Y/N was pretty, not in the typically Hawkins pretty, pretty like a moonless sky, or pretty like a crumbled-up map. Hawkins pretty girls wore too much makeup and dressed too much like grown women for Eddie’s taste. Y/N only wore alot of eyeliner, and skirts that were short. And Eddie had a thing for lace. Thats probably why Eddie’s eys drifted directly to her legs, covered with a nearly sheer black lace.
“ How much do you want?” he asked.
Y/N opened the door wide, letting him walk in.
“ How much you got?” she asked, picking up the abandoned drumsticks that she left on the floor.
Eddie realized this was the first time that he been in her house, they always did deals at the door, but for some reason she let him in today, and all he could think about was if she was wearing anything but those lacy stockings underneath that oversized shirt.
“ That bad,” he asked. His eyes drifted to the drumset in the corner. “ You have roommates?”
She followed his eyeline, “ Those are mine if you’re asking?” she said. Most people didn’t believe her when she said she was musically inclined. Her parents didn’t have a penny to spare but made sure she took piano lessons. And a guitar looked kind of like a piano if you turned it sideways and once you learned guitar it didn’t take much to learn the drums.
“ I got 3 oz,” he said, pulling a ziplock bag out of his pocket, “ but if you really want to party I have Special K,” he said, tossing the bag on the bed.
“ How much?” she asked.
“ $40,” he replied.
“ You’re lucky I like you,” she said, bending over to her bottom drawer, where she pulled out a wad of crumpled cash, and unfolded it, making one attempt to count it, before dumping it out on the bedspread, and counting it, mumbling numbers under her breath, “ you are robbing me blind, Munson,” she said.
“ I could give you a deal,” he spoke.
She lifted one brow, “ Oh really,” she said, she had been offered this type of deal before. Old men who preferred blow jobs to cash, she didn’t think Eddie was the type, but then again he was looking at her legs with wide eyes.
“ Play me something and I’ll give it to you half off,” he shrugged.
She nodded, and motioned to both instruments, “ Dealers choice,” she said.
He motioned to the drums, so she reached across her bed for some drumsticks, then walked to the set and sat down slowly on the little wooden stools. People had asked her to play before, and usually, it didn’t take alot to impress people. Bang around a few times, even use the petal, hell she could improvise a whole song, lie about it and most people would be impressed, but for some reason she really wanted to impress Eddie.
She played a simple but quick beat, Eddie nodded along, and before he knew it the she stopped playing with a final thud on the cymbals. Eddie snapped out of his daze, and tossed the bag on her bed, using his free hands to covertly cover his crotch, because now he had a growing obvious and embarrassing boner. All it took was the pretiesr girl in Hawkins to bang around on the drums for a little bit and he had a boner.
Eddie had his fair share of hookups, had too many bad dates to count, but now all he could think about was if Y/N would be another girl in a long string of bad dates or if she would be the diamond in the rough. If the prettiest girl in Hawkins would give him a chance.
“ Well you know what, I’ll give you the 4 oz for free for being such a loyal customer,” he said backing out of the room.
“ Eddie,” she said slowly standing. “ You’re being weird, why are you being weird?”
“ I’m not,” he said stumbling backwards over a plastic plant. “ I just-”
“ Have a boner,” she said, staring at his crotch. She assumed it was larger than averge, no man strut around like that if it wasn’t bigger than most men, but larger than average was an understatement. The bulge in his jeans made it clear that small was no metric that could be used to describe him.
He watched her stare, and realized that she was just as encapsulated with him as he was at her. He smiled at the thought of her getting all hot and bothered with the idea of him, she not so subtly crossed her legs.
“ You’re starring princess,” he smiled.
The nickname seemed to spark something in her because she walked past the drum set, sat on her bed and opened her legs. “ Why don’t you come over here and do something about it?”
Eddie didn’t have to be told twice, he pushed himself to a standing position, and crossed to her bed in one large step. He grabbed the sides of her face and pulled her into a kiss. You would think, with all the time he spent thinking about her lips he would be more prepared for what they felt like, but he had no idea. He pulled away because the intensity of the kiss was all too consuming, but Y/N looked up at him and and batted her eyelashes, and he couldn’t help but do it agin.
He jammed his knee in between her legs and felt her grind down on friction. Her hands reached for his studded belt, but she missed by a few inches, and grabbed his erection through his pants. He groaned loudy, and she smiled, pulling away so she could see, and he couldn’t help but watch.
Her small delicate hands undid the harsh studded black belt and pulled it lose. Her dainty red fingertips pulling his button loose, and slowly pulling down his zipper. Before he knew it he was flat on his back, as Y/N had flipped him over, and was pulling his pants down by the loops, leaving him in his plaid boxers. He only had a moment to be embarrassed, before Y/N palmed him through the thin cotton. He groaned loudly, and rose to rest on his elbows and watch.
Y/N didn’t know if she could wait any longer, so she jerked his boxers off and stared at it with wide eyes. “ Jesus christ, Eddie,” she said.
He had a sinking gut feeling, “ What? We can stop?”
“ Eddie, it’s fucking huge. You walk around like this all day?” she said, she was honestly perplexed. She had seen her fair share of dicks, some smaller, others larger. But never this large, and she had never found herself intimidated at the sight of one.
“ Only for you honey,” he whispered, biting her lips.
She gleamed at the nickname and grabbed his dick, globbed a large spit on the tip and stroked it slowly.
“ You’re gonna kill me princess,” he said, as she stroked faster, before taking the head in her mouth and sucking harshly.
It had been a long time since he got a blowjob so he unintentionally bucked into her mouth. “ Sorry, “ he whispered, “ Sorry, you feel good, damn.” he groaned.
She pulled off, “ it’s okay, just take a breath before you have a stroke,” she said, bending over again, and taking all of him in her mouth.
He groaned and unintentionally bucked as she sucked him down to the base, and fondled his balls with her hands, he lasted only 2 more minutes before he forced her away with a light handed tug on either sides of her face.
“ Keep that up and I’ll finish before we get started princess,” he mumbled. He watched Y/N react to the nickname, so rose to his elbows again and cocked his head to the side, and smiled. “ You like when I call you princess?” he asked, “ you want to be my princess?” he asked as Y/N rose to straddle him, nodding rapidly.
She wanted to be his in every way, she wanted to be his biblically, in a way that is concerning to god. He grabbed her hips under her shirt, “ You want me to treat you like a princess?” he asked. “ You want me to treat you like a lady?” he asked.
His hands squeezed her sides gently, and in one swift motion she was flat on her back. “ Some lady,” she whispered.
“ My lady,” he whispered.
She keened at the idea, his lady, his girl, Eddie Munsons girl.
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