#and manipulated him and his bestie

[beeheevs]

very unpopular opinion that's never been pondered on or even mentioned ever because this is just an observation people NEVERRR make, like it's very subtle, but...if cate looked like andre or marie, she wouldn't have even half of the apologists she does in this fandom lol

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Basically Roman and Virgil in my White Lies AU:

Roman, looking intensely in a mirror in his room: I just... Need someone to be my friend. Someone who will listen to and support me, who won't betray my trust and break down my confidence when I don't agree with them... Someone who also kinda hates Janus... Someone to binge watch Disney movies with me...

Virgil "chilling" in his own room alone in the dark side: *sits up and looks around suspiciously* I feel like something is calling me

[deimcs]

AN ABANDONED MISSIVE, FOUND IN SHARESS' CARESS

Do not remind me of that awful brat, Galatea. Yes, I did know him, in fact we used to work together in the brothel back in Luskan. He was always unsufferable, I never even knew who his mother was, she was already gone when I got there and I'm only a few decades older than him after all. Oh but how he teased me mercilessly, calling me hag and all kind of names! Every time one of us would lose a client to him and his devilish charms, he would brag about it for days! He was such a brazen, vulgar little boy. I've never been happier than the day he went and disappeared forever in the woods near the coast, I heard he struck some kind of deal with a fey lord and calls himself a warlock now. Ugh, I'm telling you honestly that nothing good can come out of a man like him having access to that much power. Tyr willing, we'll never have the displeasure of finding out. In the meantime, do not utter his name in my presence ever again!

[joonkorre]

now watching hannibal s2. strong start, obsessed w the fact that for a good chunk of ep 1 everyone just talks about how obsessed hannibal and will are with each other. and the pleased look on hannibal's face when will describes how he got hannibal's voice in his head? then his dumbass sitting alone waiting for will knowing full well he's the sole reason why will can't make it? god.

[typinggently]

I was thinking to myself "I wonder whether Theo would try to babytrap Boris" - because, you know. He's very possessive and jealous, a move like that wouldn't be that surprising. Considering we know that Boris might have children of his own (if we choose to believe him) that he gives MAYBE a vague fuck about (not enough to know their names though), he'd have to let himself be babytrapped, of course. However, I truly don't think Theo likes children all that much, either? He doesn't come across as the type. If we add his general discomfort around (most) women to that, I think that even if he suddenly found himself presented with a recently orphaned young girl, his mind wouldn't jump to the Lestat/Hannibal conclusion of "wow, perfect set up to guilt trip my gorgeous dark-haired boyfriend into staying in this toxic relationship!"

Anyhow, I was thinking about this for a while before I realised that Theo literally did that. With Popchik. It's the first thing he does when they meet again. And I'm still not entirely sure why - he's clearly still wary around Boris, yet he packs him up and brings him to meet their senior citizen dog. I'm tempted to think that this is a moment in the book where Theo-the-narrator is blurring things a little, or not letting himself admit how he felt, seeing Boris again. The feelings he has for Boris are always somewhat bittersweet, which seems to impact the narration at times. That (him at the time genuinely being happy to see Boris, despite not wanting to admit it to himself at the time OR looking back) would explain him insisting on doing something that he knows would make Boris very happy. However, I do think his vibes must've been off all night because Boris clearly thinks he's going to get axe murdered. But no. Popchik babytrap.

[llitchilitchi]

I get hating certain political systems and trying to abolish totalitarian regimes but at the same time many of them are so interwoven with our history and society they have become tropes and when I consume media with a setting where the monarchy is absolute and revered then I am playing my part and sucking that princeling off

[empty-blog-for-lurking]

My vld time travel au is really just- Beautiful morally grey women, who have close but concerning platonic relationship with Lance, and want Lotor dead/trying to violently murder him, not out of malice or vengeance or anything personal but simply because of pragmatic "it's for the greater good" reasons and they are sorta?? Right about it

[zappedbyzabka]

✝️😇👿

[qrowpilled]

started a dark urge run say hello to somber (duergar bard) they are here to make everyone worse 🫡

[releaseholiday]

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[ll-underestimated-ll]

// Know of Leo's temptation to mockingly lean in with a 'you have to Pay the Tremere? Getgud.'

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

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[gloriousmonsters]

dark is rising was SO bullshit tho. for many reasons but primarily bc the dark/light conflict is ruled by a weird set of legal rules that everyone gets soooooo upset if the dark violates or even finds a way around in ANY way, but the light constantly constantly cheats and gets mad if they're ever called on it. they also get mad if people from the dark show up on explicitly neutral ground and are like 'um i am allowed to be here that's kind of what neutral ground means'

[paarthursass]

sign in the last round that says "no ventrues allowed" and then after aurel joins the anarchs they change it to "one ventrue allowed" and it's a picture of aurel getting absolutely sloshed in the corner

[hiddenbeks]

rare cute khaless moment,,

[honeyviscera]

hi i want to murder