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I've been out all day at a reptile expo that was.... admittedly not great, and I get home to find my vet has emailed me without prompting. Worried because ??? why would my VET email me unprompted, the last time they did that was years ago and it was because birds someone had purchased from me caught tuberculosis of all things, and they were concerned it came from my birds (it did not!).
And it was not My vet, it was the other vet at my vet's practice, asking me if I knew of anyone that rents peafowl for weddings. Like to just have out at a wedding.
My response was a 6-paragraph dissertation to pose the question "are you out of your goddamn mind?" as politely as I could.
#peafowl#experienced all 5 stages of grief between seeing the email#and loading it#only to repeat all 5 stages immediately afterward#they're a wild game bird#even if someone was willing to risk the stress and potential for injury or illness#where are you going to find someone DURING BREEDING SEASON#willing to rent you either a male hopped up on breeding hormones#who's pissed or terrified about being moved#or a hen that's laying and could stress herself into being eggbound#or at best stress herself into stopping laying for them#and that's counting on her not raising babies currently#where are you gonna find someone INSURED to have their birds out#are YOU going to pay the bill if someone tries to sue them#for a guest taking a spur to the face#if they bother a bird?#cause I sure as hell am not taking that risk even with nicest birds#like not even artemis who is too stupid to panic or attack anyone#wouldn't tolerate a /wedding/#anyway I am too tired for this
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moved 😭
bonus panels on my patreon 💌
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this literally never stops being funny like dog they made starship troopers with the Baby's First Satire cranked up to 11 and these people are still fucking dumbfounded that the creators don't share their politics
#idk if anyone who follows me plays helldivers 2 but trust me#when it comes to “political commentary in video games”#helldivers 2 does everything short of putting “YOU ARE FIGHTING FOR THE BAD GUYS” in every loading sequence#helldivers#helldivers 2
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As much as I want to be a wholly joyous about the fact that Henry Kissinger is finally fucking dead, as he deserves... There's a lot of me that can't help being upset with. With the fact that he lived to 100 years old. He got better medical care, better housing, and a better, more stable life for those 100 years than billions on this planet ever going to see and he did it specifically through exploitation, state sanctioned murder, and lies. He lived to 100 years comfortably on a legacy of violence that rarely threatened his personal comfort. I want to be joyous that he's finally dead, because the world IS better with him dead, but the reality is he won a long time ago.
#sorry to be a hashtag Downer but I've been thinking that for a few years like what victory is there when war criminals live full lives#and never face charges or jail time or any sort of mandated civil restitution#what victory is there when Kissinger died peacefully at home at age 100.#and what victory will there be when loads more 20th century war criminals die out naturally? what comfort can that bring?#bc to me all it says is the Next Kissinger will get the same mercy and same immunities#personal#pol#<- kinda
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chris fleming truly has his finger on the pulse of tumblr’s zeitgeist
#.txt#if you saw me post this without the video no you didn’t!! the video didn’t load#chris fleming#barry keoghan
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Tumblr users getting together when AO3 goes down is like a national holiday or something, we all come together to collectively mourn it's all too soon death.
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#please look at the guys i made while procrastinating what i actually need to make for my assignment#i really hope they load in sync for you but if not please forgive them theyre trying their best#stardew valley#sdv#blender3d#bless u simblr for giving me an interest in blender years ago#i would be so lost in my college course rn if it weren't for making renders of my sims since 2020 💀#i have no sims content to share apologies
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Was gonna ask my mom to rate my fit and she didn't even give me a chance
#Devastated#Gonna be thinking about this all day#My own flesh and blood#Wasn't even done typing#She had this one in the barrel#Locked and loaded#Ruthless#I'm dying squirtle#I'm at work I can't even go home and change
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Linktober Day 14, akkala skyview tower!
Part of the duo’s jobs as Purah’s interns are to help with the remapping project of Hyrule after the Upheaval. Link’s the only little man sturdy enough to WANT to be flung out of a modified human canon attached to a cable, I think. (Introducing part of the research team! We have Jerrin, a hylian-sheikah researcher; bilson, a rito bolson employee; and truckson, a tarry town goron.)
Want to see more of my TOTK AU where zelda doesnt go back in time? Check out this master post:
And my patreon if you wanna drop like two dollars for my sketchbook :0
#lonks diary#critdraws#familiar familiar au#botw#link#zelda#the legend of zelda#legend of zelda#loz#tloz#totk#totk au#botw au#tears of the kingdom#tears of the kingdom au#breath of the wild#breath of the wild au#akkala#skyview tower#linktober 2024#linktober#botw link#totk link#botw zelda#totk zelda#loz comic#only link would want to load himself into a human cannon tbh#rito have fragile bones and purah has Strict Safety Measures#also yeah that’s jerrin#i think she deserves better beyond being miffed at robbies life choices
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pov: you’re harry being born to a bunch of 21 year olds
their thoughts and doodles below the cut <3
#just the og’s#i love this one#idk what to say#also tag urself#i’m def peter or remus#marauders#marauders fanart#marauders era#fanart#wolfstar#marauders fandom#remus lupin#remus lupin fanart#sirius black#sirius black fanart#james potter#james potter fanart#lily evans#lily evans fanart#harry potter#harry potter fanart#mary mcdonald#mary mcdonald fanart#peter pettigrew#peter pettigrew fanart#marlene mckinnon#marlene mckinnon fanart#wow that’s a shit load of tags#my art
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quick disco elysium sketch i needed to get out of my brain
#i think i was possessed by the loading screen art#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi#harry du bois#fanart#art
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Dinner at Grian's
#art out the oven#grian#hermitcraft#artists on tumblr#<- this is the most 'artists on tumblr' piece i've made‚ i deserve to tag it /lh#I will reblog this with thoughts and process tomorrow probably. i spent 19 hours on this i'm allowed to ramble a little as a treat <3#edit: made the big image a little better quality hopefully this doesn't take a year to load for people
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it gets progressively messier the sleepier i get, but i feel like it fits the vibe!
#count on twilight to turn a simple kiss into debauchery 🙄🙄🙄#get a load of THIS guy#this comic is what i was complaining about earlier btw LMAO#i spent like 10 times as long on drawing loid than i did yor and shes still slaying him i fear.#(in more ways than one)#spy x family#my art#loid forger#sxf#yor forger#twiyor#sxf loid#sxf yor#this is the most debauched thing i have drawn i think.
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