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NO im NOT mad that my powers haven't activated AT ALL yet *my telekinesis throws nothing across the room*
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sea slugs have my heart <3
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release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling
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chocolate ice cream tastes bad and i’m tired of pretending it doesn’t
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MUSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Megan’s Instagram Update (November 12, 2024)
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and it’s so good. it’s SO GOOD.
KENDRICK LAMAR SURPRISE ALBUM DROP!!!!!
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it’s 7AM i just woke up and I need it injected in my veins
KENDRICK LAMAR SURPRISE ALBUM DROP!!!!!
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new game plan called shield yourself at all times and never let anyone in . this will have no repercussions
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hollywood is trying to sell me paul mescal and they are, unfortunately, succeeding
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i think that’s the nicest thing about living in such a small community is that i am led to cohabitate and socialize with people I would have usually never talked to. and sometimes it drives me crazy cuz WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIVE LIKE THIS but it does force me to be less judgmental and keep an open mind about the vastness of human experience. and I’ve gained a lot from these experiences.
sometimes i hang out with straight people who take straightness to degrees you wouldn’t believe. i barely believe it frankly.
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sometimes i hang out with straight people who take straightness to degrees you wouldn’t believe. i barely believe it frankly.
#.txt#*jlaw voice* what do you meannnnn you can’t ask a man out because it’s his job. what do you mean!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN
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