#and lives in a constant state of: :))

[leonardospoetry]

Have you become so addicted to doing what you like that now you don’t even have time to do what you love?

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

gogurt

[spectrecowboy]

POV it's pre-noon and he's on Clint time now

[opera-ghost]

[ewwww-what]

an archdevil and a presidential candidate sneak into a gay bar

flatcolor + closeups below :)

[starry-bi-sky]

danny and officer martinez's relationship in "late at night, when the nightingale sings" in a nutshell:

Martinez: FREAK! GET YOUR FUCKING KID!

Battinson, on the other side of the crime scene: he don't bite

Martinez, with Nightingale firmly attached his arm, visibly biting him: YES HE DO!

*points at them* Danny is the Bugs Bunny to Martinez's Elmer Fudd.

Another Officer: i can't believe you're fighting with an actual twelve year old. Martinez: i swear to god that is not a twelve year old, that is a little hellion that crawled out of batman's shadow one dark and stormy night and decided to dedicate his existence to tormenting me. Officer: Are you really that mad about him putting a sticky note on your back-- Martinez: thats not the point

in danny's defense: the word "freak" is. a mini beserker button for him for.... obvious ghostly reasons, so like, even if its not directed at him, he still very much unappreciates Martinez's insults at Battinson. Danny may or may not be projecting.

he's not going to hurt the guy! not in any serious or permanently disfiguring way at least! But he is going to leave mean sticky notes on the square part of his spine that he can't reach, and stick salt in his 3AM Late Night Crime Scene Coffee, and kick the bottom of his heel while he's walking so he stumbles. And other petty, infuriating things that tally up and boil over, over time.

[room-temperature-orange-juice]

Something that should be more talked about in the Epic fandom is how Odysseus canonically beats Eurylochus in a fight. If it weren’t for Perimedes, Odysseus would’ve won in Mutiny and killed Eurylochus.

[the-clone-father]

Ok so I get it tech didn’t come back

But

CONSIDER

We go to Lothol, we open the door to the world between worlds, and we go get our man ourselves?

I will die on this hill and you can’t stop me

[bagginshieldfamily]

Okay but the Bagginshield height difference and then when you’re reading a Consort Bilbo fic and all you can see is this as them😭:

[doctorsiren]

So I said this in the tags of my last post, but then I went wacky and doodled up some pages of this other AU idea that stemmed from the idea of that comic I did

In this AU, Miles goes to Diego Armando’s office a few weeks after the Fawles trial. There is no cocky, arrogant, or smug air about him like there was during the trial and instead he seems really shaken and nervous. Diego’s like “hey what’s wrong?” And Miles is quiet but then says that he needs help. He tells Diego that he can’t get the image of Fawles’s suicide out of his head and that he has no one he can talk to about this. Diego asks about Miles’s mentor, but Miles says that there’s absolutely no way he could ever go to his mentor for help with emotional stuff because it would show “weakness” and he also isn’t comfortable with von Karma. To make a long story short (because I’ve thought so much about this), Miles ends up pleading with Diego to protect him from von Karma just in case he goes after him for switching sides to be a defense attorney. He knows that von Karma will see him as weak and a traitor for switching teams after a single case, but Miles can’t be someone he’s not. Diego points out that Miles seems to be trying to be who von Karma wanted him to be. So he asks Miles what he wants to be, and Miles responds by saying he wants to be his dad (just like in my 1985 animatic 😭).

So Miles decides to renounce prosecution. He rips off his cravat and throws it in the garbage in Diego’s office and declares that he’ll become a defense attorney. He also asks Diego is he could be his mentor to help him in both being better at defense law and also just being better with interacting with people.

He joins the Grossberg Law Offices and works alongside Mia and Diego to gather evidence on Dahlia Hawthorne, as he now too believes that she has done terrible things.

After Diego is poisoned, Miles freaks out because people just keep dying or getting hurt around him and it scares him. (Oh…baby boy just wait until Mia dies too-)

He takes the case to defend Phoenix, gets TERRIFIED when Phoenix eats the poison necklace, and then at the end, Phoenix was like “oh wow! You’re a defense attorney now?? Lmao when did that happen??” Bc he had been too busy simping over Dahlia. But Miles tells him that he should still pursue law so that they could work together and also so that Phoenix’s law classes and studying wouldn’t have gone to waste. So Phoenix becomes a lawyer and works with Miles and Mia at the Fey & Co Law Offices until she dies and then it becomes Edgeworth & Co Law Offices because he had been a lawyer for longer.

I like the idea that in this AU, Phoenix and Miles obviously have huge crushes on each other, but these idiots still refuse to acknowledge or admit it <3

Also :((( when Diego wakes up, he still goes on his whole antagonist arc as Godot, and Miles refuses to tell Phoenix the truth about who he is. See, I also like the idea that in this AU, Nick and Miles are still as cagey with their past and truths as they are in normal AA

As you can see, I am perfectly normal !! I think about ace attorney a very normal amount!! 🤭

[hesbuckcompton-baby]

me: i hate war, war is SO BAD, no more war only peace fuck you

me when i see a movie/tv show about war: ooo nice

[qpr-widowsalliance]

I love the new Pearl skin and the general idea of her slowly getting closer to her Scarlet Pearl skin, but also, the idea of Pearl slowly getting more and more covered in blood. It staining her jacket and shirt, and it’s unclear if it’s her blood or someone else’s. And her one red eye looks alot like a black eye, and it seems much more reminiscent of a fight than a fall.

Just. Pearls new skin being more than just her loss of lives, it being more her descent into red life. Which is neither graceful or preventable.

[bogdreamz]

whatever it was. you hate how you came to love it. admirable lunatic

[schneiderenjoyer]

The reason the whole age discourse is confusing is that bluepoch keeps pulling shit like THIS.

[fan-a-tink]

Can I just say that I love dbd tumblr? It’s my happy place and the only thing that has made the cancellation news bearable. Having spent some time on dbdtwitter I am so grateful that dbd tumblr exists 💙❤️ I truly wouldn’t want to be dead with anyone else.

[null-doesnothing]

okay I finished another tng headshot/bust this time Data !! technically I did 2 of these but uhhh... I hated.... the first one SO !!!!! second time's the charm

hes very handsome. I still can't tell if I'm entirely satisfied but it's sleebyeeby time and it'll have to do