#and like. im not tryna be creepy i just have so much love in my heart ??? i just think she's cool and don't know what to do about it so
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no it's whatever i dont even think about her everyday im cool about it and her and everything. 🙂
#i say with my#tumblr posts about her#tumblr tag dedicated to her#pinterest board seperate from my other friends for her#my spotify playlist for her and the shared one#the section in my notes app dedicated to her#the TIKTOK FOLDER. WITH VIDS THAT MAKE ME THINK OF HER.#but no ahahaha i literally dgaf.#i rmb my first impression of her was i wanted to be her friend sooo badly and now we have this and honestly#id take this over regular friendship lowkey but not rly bc sooo much of my time goes into stalking her profiles#like i think i actually need help.#and i dont have anyone to talk to about this#i want to spill all my guts and my deepest secrets to her just so she'll like me a little bit#like i want her TO WANT TO BE MY FRIEND THE SAME AMOUNT I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND.#i love her. idk what to do.#never knowing ppls true intentions w/ me has me a lil wary but not enough. for her#in a few years im gna be able to tell the story of the girl who i beefed w/ over spotify playlists then made my friend#babys first parasocial relationship awww 😍😍😍😍#and like. im not tryna be creepy i just have so much love in my heart ??? i just think she's cool and don't know what to do about it so#i get obsessive abt it.#okay !!!! morning rant over 🩷#🐇
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last couple weeks- lando norris (instagram)
pairings: lando x f!reader
summary: the instagram of lando and his girlfriend in the last couple weeks
an: very quick, requests are open💌
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y/nusername i wish someone would look at me the same way lando looks at oscar ( jealous of patty)
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landonorris my love for you in massive so?..
landonorris also why you gotta mug me off in the every post
↪y/nusername it’s my duty to do so, you look hot calm down
user78 WHAT THE HELL
oscarpiastri is actually quite creepy tbh, don't know why he looks at me like that
↪landofan says the man who just is memerizsed by lando in every mclaren video😭🫢
useraa why’s lando like literally dead in the 4 th picture
↪y/nusername cause i killed him
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y/nspam sushi my babes
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yourbestie WHERES MY INVITE
↪ y/nusername EXUSE ME YOU DIDNT ANSWER
landonorris get that tf away from me, don’t come home
↪oscarpiastri you can come to me instead 😉
↪y/nusername yes please oscar
↪landonorris wtaf what about lily?
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landonorris exploring and relaxing done. back to work now 🤟🏻
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user POOR MAX WHAT THE HELL
↪maxfewtrell right, abuse right there i had no choice
lilymhe Y/N BE MINE, we can be a golfer couple, fuck alex and lando
↪alex_albon exuse me?
↪y/nusername WIFE ME UP RN LIL
↪landonorris why you tryna steal, shes mine
↪user29 "she's mine" ugh gonna jump on the highway
y/nusername who dat on the 3rd pic. shes hot
↪ landonorris @ lilymhe, take your woman
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y/nusername swipe to see my beauts cake 🍰 🧁 🎂 (and my lovely wife on the 1st pic next to this random guy)
landonorris which cake 😍😍
landonorris random man is your bf
userw I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE
riabish my wife i love you
↪ y/nusername love you more, come mine rn
charlesleclec ice spice looks exact!!!
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landonorris WE DID IT 🏆🏆🏆🏆
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mclaren the winner himself 🏁🏆🏎️
y/nusername YOU DID IT, IM SO PROUD OF YOU
y/nusername oh god i’m crying again🫣
y/nusername YES
maxverstappen yes lando, well done mate🤟🏻🤟🏻
oscarpiastri LANDO LANDO 🏆🏆
↪ username YES LANDO THE WINNER OF MIAMI
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y/nusername HE DID IT, MY BABY DID IT COME ON❤️❤️❤️🏆 (yes i am crying and i haven’t stopped in days)
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landonorris baby don’t cry, cause i will
landonorris love you so much
↪ maxfewtrell simp
↪ user77 we love a supportive gf
user7 SHES CRYING SHES SO SWEET
↪ lilyhme she’s not exaggerating she hasn’t stopped crying since
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f1updates LANDO NORRIS AND Y/N Y/L HAVING A HOT MOMENT AFTER THE CLUB AFTER LANDOS FIRST F1 WIN
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y/nusername @ landonorris told you to wait, now look
landonorris what couldn’t help myself, allow it im a grand prix winner baby 😝
user89 why tf you taking pictures, have some privacy
user1 y/n looks so hot holy fuck
#lando norris#f1 x reader#lando norizz#lando norris imagine#lando norris x reader#mclaren#landolihno#lando norris scenarios#lando norris blurb#lando norris smut#lando norris fluff#lando x reader#landoscar#f1 fanfic#fic recs👽#f1 imagine#norris#lando#carlos sainz imagine#charles leclerc
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so far here are the most accurate one ↑
ive created playlists that are as accurate as possible(edgy angsty and probably creepy kind of vibes too) - at least in my opinion lol its a long playlists but i might as well share and put it here
i feel that some of the lyrics add a much deeper meaning read down here if u want↓
cigarettes & feelings (bad boy x good girl vibes): nathan sings “i know one day this thing will kill me, youre my favourite mistakes" then kate sings "i always fall for the things that will hurt me”
you are the right one (nathan's POV): "its been a long time since youve been lonely, you are the right one and im just the boy who is looking at you"
i wanna be by your side: “i wanna run away with you, i hate that we have to die, but at least we know the truth”
lust to love (kate's POV): “started as a crush but now im stuck and i want you to want me”
diamonds: “never wanna hide the truth from you, just hang my head what i put you through” (kate & nathan redemption arc when?? oughhnngh how i wish that happens
hey little girl: “theres a party at the weekend, if u wanna come we can laugh at all the squares and have a little fun”
pretty boy (kate’s POV): “i wanna drive through the forest inside of your head, but theres only so far that i get been tryna' make you more, more than just a pretty boy"
broken: “i like that you broken, broken like me maybe that makes me a fool, i like that you lonely, lonely like me i could be alone with you”
zombie (nathan's POV): "dead girl by the bar all dressed up, she cant compare her zombie stare" (i still dont believe that HE was the one who drugged her ive got some theories in mind but its gonna be long ass explanations maybe i’ll post it later)
#im so in love w this playlist and proud that#ive found songs that fit enough w their situations#and i genuinely listen to it everyday to cope w my stupid mental health#sorry if i came across from ur hashtag#feel free to block me if you hate it as simple as that#marshscott#song playlist#my artwork#kate marsh#nathan prescott
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gettin used to tumblr so i may mess up- mini intro (feel free to ask questions!): hihi! u can call me nine/sketch/mikko/milo/whatever u wanna call me (yes even mcquackthedumbestofseven)
i go any/all pronouns!
ive been an elk (wapiti) therian for about 6ish years i think? idk i dont remember when i awakened i wasnt as online as much as i am now- i have been questioning some sort of other kintype though
i love vulture culture and have a few bones i found myself!
im into wings of fire, watership down, helluva boss/hazbin Hotel, warriors (duh lmao), worldbuilding in general tbh, speculative biology, nostalgic things, red dead and harry potter! (i prob have more but rn im running at 2 hours of sleep)
i are the pro in bad grammar B)
games i like rn (changes alot-): clangen, wolfquest, spore, red dead 2, planet zoo and hogwarts legacy lolol
roblox games i like rn XD: lake territory reborn, skyven, canine odyssey, a lions pride, wild horse islands, prehistoria, catalog avatar creator and creatures of sonaria!
small fun facts:
i wanna film animals/photograph them one day!
im on the autism spectrum and hypersexual but i dont like to mention it often due to my mental stuff being well- my mental stuff
i get way too many ideas in my head xdd
im very much queer and wanting to try everything in the book cuz like WOMEN YESSS but also MEN YESSS but also PEOPLE NOOOO soooo-
THERES A BIRD JUST CALLED BRANT..THATS IT..WHY BRANT?!?
i have 2 dogs! :)
dni: basically nobody cuz like..you can just lie or scroll on..its the internet do ya boogers not know what your on rn-
(AAAAA SORRY BIG TEXT WALL COMIN IN I JUST ACTUALLY WANTED TO GET A DNI IN) actual dni if people care: fictionkin-explained in a post factkin-explained in a post terfs or any kind of that shit (im lookin at you homophobes, cuz most are terfs too) jk rowling supporters (just the person and what they did, not the community/harry potter itself) anti-alterhuman, pro 'p-shifters' or 'p-shifters' art critiquers (WITHOUT PERMISSON) sexualizers of basically anything, no i dont wanna 'hear you out' that is a dog on 2 legs with an obvious dog dong hanging out-get help pro-PETA (vegans, vegetarians, pescatarians and animal cruelty people that are ACTUALLY HELPING are totally fine- love yall <3) pedos pedos and more pedos im gen z, i basically grew up on the internet, i know your intentions so no, fuck you who are you even tryna trick- not even 2 year olds can read your creepy ass pm cuz its all like 'hEy 11M wAnNa ShArE NUdS' like who even says 'numbergender' anymore other then omegle users (rip omegle but also horray cuz that site was horrid)
#therianthropy#therian community#doodle#goofy goof#intro post#introduction#alterhuman#alterhumanity#alterhuman community#nonhuman#elk therian
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Were more than halfway done, this is eps 9-12. I put pictures + screenshots in this time.. Bare w me here
TW: Death
Episode 9:[not much happens]
The street clip is back
The real life footage is fuckin trippy stop!
THE BEAR ONSIE MADE A COMEBACK! LETS GOO!!
Alien Freddy Kruger has made an appearance..
Oop- damn she found a Knight..
O no.. what is she bout to do w track 44?
NOT HER PARENTS GETTIN BUSY WHILE THEIR CHILDRENT ARE FUCKIN DYIN N KILLIN!?
THE SKINWALKER IS STILL BABBLIN BUT IS MAKIN SOME WORDS?!
The boy lives!! HE GAVE HER A SMOOCH?! N PUT HIS FUCKIN GUM IN HER MOUTH
Not her mimickin the sister’s babble on the banana phone
This episode has a lot of info + big words i don't entirely understand, i just know that Lain is bein duped in the wire like a deepfake matrix
WHO IS THIS FUCKIN DUDE?!
Episode 10:
THE FUCKIN STREET CLIP[i feel like i should have a counter for this shit too]
AYO SO THE DUDE AT THE END OF THE LAST EP LOOKS LIKE IS MONOKE HAD A BROTHER BUT THAT BROTHER WAS JUST… NOT HITTIN LIFE RIGHT?! THIS MFER SUPPOSED TO BE GOD?! HE LOOK LIKE A EMO NEANDRITHAL
GIRL GOD HAS ME KICKIN N SCREAMIN IM--
Not them beefin by readin each others minds out loud… this is the shittiest fuckin battle ive ever seen HELP
Why have a desk for someone that dosent exist?
Lain havin an existential crisis part 12..
They made this whole fake ass family to keep this creature[Lain] in a state of calm? She is some sort of experiment, her state of mind and body are separated. Like some sort of computer simulation that has made itself believe that its real..
As if she was a real girl but somethin happened n her consciousness was uploaded into an A.I. n is remembering that this fake world is hers, shes the god of her own world.. She is everythin n nothin
Dude2 finally made an appearance but bout to get EUTHANIZED!!
NOT HIS SECRETARY FINDIN HIM
DUDE 3 GOT FUCKED UP N GOT A BULB SHOVED IN HIS MOUTH HELP-
O shit the mom that the delivery dude was tryna get w got fucked up too
Kid didnt even notice…
The men in black are supposed to be the good guys but o my fuckin gods they talk like super villains- i liked it better when they didnt speak
They denounced the emo God for both worlds.. He cant be Hannah + Miley anymore
WHY THIS MFER LOOK LIKE EMINEM?!
Wait okai so it made sense when the dad said he loved her but when Eminem said it it made me confused??
Mfer look like the one meme
God is a dick dude “i created you” “love me” “theres no one else”
LAIN FIGHTIN BACK
Episode 11:[empty episode]
Openin up w/, what i can only assume is, Lain hookin up to her set in this empty house she once called a home.
It feels like a music video you vaguely remember seeing as a kid, is about to start.
Were Lain + the dead classmate actually friends?
Were any of her friendships real?
Was any of it real?
After 8 straight minutes of never starting a music video we got to the plot?
Emo god is back-- fucker
THIS BITCH IS SOFTWARE?! IS THAT WHAT YOURE TELLIN ME?!
She understands but doesnt at the same time + i feel her for that.
The dead girl + the guy from the club are playing angel + devil on her shoulder, playing the suicide game + trying to vaguely convince her not to..
Alice’s teacher “rumor” is still in hot pursuit
ALICE IS BEING STALKED BY FREDDY KRUEGER?!
O its just Lain bein weird.. Nvm..
She is the wired
Love that for her
Shit Lain passed it on like a fuckin virus
Episode 12:
“I was overthinking things all along” --Lain
What a fuckin mood
THE FUCKIN STREET CLIP IS BACK BBY!!!!
Alice is onto Lains ASS
+ LAIN KNOWS
Fuck Lain is bein creepy af usin her power to creep out her “best” friend
Taro is still up on the “i kissed an angel” thing-
Lets all love Lain
The man is tryna blend everyone + everythin usin Lain
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKIN DEATH SCENE WTF?!
WHY ME MOVIN LIKE THAT?!
HE SAW LAIN + FUCKIN SPAZZED TO DEATH
EMENEIM DOES TOO FUCK I LIKED HIM
Alice comes to the Ikura residence + walks though this trashed deserted house. Hits some gas, sees the skinwalker w/its head split in half, still babbling in search for Lain
Lain sleeps in a cocoon bed like i do :>
“Watching what?” Lain: :>
Lain thought she was loving Alice, Alice thought Lain was bat shit outta her mind + hated her.
Theyre connected without having connected
“Alice, i love you” girl don't-
Alice is a better friend than i am…
FUCKIN EMO GOD NEEDS TO FUCK OFF MY GUY
LET LAIN GO SHES SCARING ALICE ITS NOT A BUG SHES HUMAN DAMNIT
ITS NOT A BUG, SHES HUMAN
ALICE SAW THE HAND OF GOD
Not Lain talkin back to EMO GOD
I love her questionin him, tellin him that theres a god before him
Lain fuckin leaves him to go with Alice so he threw a fit + created a body… fuckin pussy
These girls watched as a false got destroyed himself
Death Count
+5[theres no telling how many global Knights there were]
+1
+3[?]
New total ≈19
Thoughts:
I shouldnt have laughed as much as i did during episode 10 +12. God was givin v musty.
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#anime#serial experiments lain#spoilers#tw death#i make fun of it#im drooling over this series#i think its a new favourite of mine#queued
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Gotham villans with their s/o pt.2
Ive decided that since im tryna post more frequently that Id do a part 2 to my 'Gotham villans' post since after alot of procrastination i finally finished the show around 2 months ago
Id also like to apologize for the quality since my last post was on oct 3rd so this is a little rushed
I apologize in advance for both grammatical errors and spelling errors:)
Jervis Tetch
Hes absolutely obsessed with you no doubt about it
Because of the loss of his sister he automatically is gonna have a near ridiculous attachment to you
Constantly keeping tabs on you, KEEPING YOU FAR AWAY FROM JIM GORDON, and following you around from time to time
Constant reassurance is necessary to make sure he knows you love him
Your past relationships are trivial to him because you're his now and there's no changing that but if an ex comes into a picture he's pissed
Goes from rhymes and dilly dallying to an absolute psycho in a matter of seconds
Kissing is something he uses to calm himself or take control of a situation especially when hes overwhelmed. Its also something you can do to him to reassure him and keep him calm
If you're up to the challenge he might even let you cut his hair seeing as his hair and facial hair change lengths throughout the show:)
Gifts from him are always extravagant and meaningful. Things like teaparties, watches, antiques, jewlery, and various items that he's selected just for you
I feel as if he'd be a great cook since he has such well put together teaparties with cakes, sandwiches, sweets, ect.
Has crazy personality switchs. One second he's overly excited the next hes seething and on the break of insanity
I feel like he too just like jerome commits crimes as a declaration of love. Things like making your ex jump off of the clock tower or hurting people to show how far he'll go for you ect.
Edward Nygma
Pre-riddler
Ed would be an absolute sweetheart
A little strange and a bit creepy but with good intentions
He'd be a little overprotective/territorial but that would only be the case if people around the GCPD started making moves on you/flirted with you
He wouldn't have any inherent issues with you dating others previously since you're your own person and he respects your past but if an ex came around we might have another officer dorty situation
Gifts normally consist of wordplay or riddles. Like cards with riddles in them or gifts that go along with a riddle. All the things he gives you always have an Ed touch to them
He also like oswald follows you around but in less of a needy way and more of a wanting to get to know everything about you way. Like learning your interests, telling you riddles, listen to you go on and on about different topics, ect.
Post-riddler
Edward is alot more confident and alot more unhinged than Ed
Very foward and very jealous
Unlike Ed the idea that you've been with others irks him. And as much as you reassure him that your exs are out of sight and out of mind he'll always have this itching feeling that they're still in love with you
His gifts I imagine consist of about the same things. Riddles and wordplay. The only difference is instead of them being more nerdy sweet gifts they're more complex, intricate, possibly stolen gifts (Bigger budget when you're a criminal I guess)
Hes not as clingy as pre-riddler Ed if anything he'd be a bit more reserved, only realizing the true impact that his feeling for you have on him later on
Would he be super affectionate? I cant imagine him being incredibly affectionate but he enjoys it as much as pre-riddler Ed just not as open about it
Jeremiah Valeska
If you want utter honesty I cant image him being very clingy or incredibly lovey-dovey
I just cant imagine him following you around or keeping a incredibly close eye on you
The thing about Jeremiah that makes him so different from Jerome is how cold he is. Very well composed, takes control of any situation, doesn't go with the flow, always has a plan. If he wants to have tabs on you he'll just ask echo to follow you around
That being said it doesn't mean he isnt territorial of you. It doesn't have to be said for everyone to know that you're Jeremiah's
In the case that an ex was to come into the picture they would be dealt with privately and by someone other than Jeremiah but if he sees fit I doubt he'd be opposed to allowing you to watch as your ex is tourtured
Physical affection is something that can also be used to calm him when stressed out about a plan going wrong or just in the case that he feels like showing you off
He doesn't have a very wide range of emotion
He's either cold and composed or pissed and stressed out on the break of a mental breakdown
Gifts from him are almost always luxury items like jewelry, timepieces, clothing, and shoes.
Even though he is very public about his relationship with you he keeps you out of his crimes for the purpose of the bigger picture. Turning you from a possible accomplice to the poor girl who suffered from Stockholm syndrome all comes together in his big plan and also gives you a out of he ever is taken in
I cant imagine the two of you would go on dates very often. He spent most of his life as a recluse in a maze so I doubt he got out much. Most of the time hes hunched over a desk or blackboard planning his next attack on gotham but if you were to ask to go out me may have something private arranged for the two of you
#jervis tetch#jervis tetch x reader#jeremiah valeska x reader#jeremiah valeska#edward nygma#edward nygma x reader#the riddler#gotham
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Streamer MC headcannons with the brothers 💞
"You were quite a known face on social media back in the human realm, playing games, doing unboxings, just vibin in general, fans around the globe looked forward to your streams a lot! However, considering the sudden (unannounced) invitation to the exchange program, you had to leave all of that behind out of the blue. It wasn't as bad at first, but you have to admit you do miss the feeling of being able to do goofy shit online. Luckily for you, with the advance technology of Devildom and some spicy magic, the internet had synced with the human realm, and thats when you decided to finally re-enter the streaming scene. How will the brothers react upon seeing your peculiar past time?"
Head empty, No thoughts aside from the brothers just bothering the MC while they stream so here you go haha
Warnings: None, just crackhead energy and a lotta mispellings
Gender: Neutral!
Hotel: Trivago
* [ ಠ╭╮ಠ ] Lucifer *
{How did he know about your career?}
I honestly don't see him as someone who goes on the internet a lot
(He screams boomer to me, change my mind)
He doesn't have the time either, he's too focused on work!
So him finding out is gonna take a while
But! He did find out the hard way when shrilled screaming was heard from your room when he was passing by with some paper stacks in his arms (courtesy of Diavolo)
This man felt his instincts kick in, he ran as fast as he could, papers forgotten, and he immediately slammed your door open. Splinters scattering around, your door definitely damaged, as his eyes held a glare and his demon form was out, wings spread in a threatening display.
He was ready to beat someone's ass as he had thought someone had hurt you in here.
But all hes met with is you, infront of your chair and PC, and a game over on the screen...
To say he was unamused was an understatement cause you just lost your internet priviliges for giving him a heart attack (He said it was because you were being rowdy and noisy but with what you saw you knew that wasn't the case)
Good luck tryna puppy-eye your way to his heart to let you continue streaming lol.
If by some miracle you managed to wriggle your rights back from his hands, he'd warn you not to be so loud next time.
You already learnt your lesson though~ (Hopefully)
{How does he feel about your streams?}
Not everyone's the same, so if you were the shy soft streamer who does more art streams or something akin to a podcast, you can bet that Lucifer will be putting you on while he works, he kinda knows your streaming schedule at this point and if you were running late, he'd force one of his brothers to take over your dish washing duties or any chores you were stuck with
If you were the loud obnoxious meme type, hed still try to watch out of curiosity, and as much as he appreciates that you were getting comfortable here in Devildom with how you laugh and joke around, he still can't approve of it. Its too loud, its much like his brothers energy and he has enough of that already, so he probably doesn't watch as much.
He has countlessly came to your room to shush you and at this point your fans had made a compilation of each time Lucifer had barged in to tell you off
Look he likes it when you scream, but not when hes in the middle of work okay--
At this point, chat has deemed Lucifer as dad and you as their mom/dad.
If he ever catches wind of this he'd definitely be teasing you in private for centuries to come.
Overall fine with it, as long as don't do something stupid on stream.
* ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Mammon*
{How did he know about your career?}
I would say he found out by him crashing into your streams midway but that's too predictable, hence why you've Mammon-proofed your bedroom during streaming hours!
Thanks to our wizard daddy, you have managed to cast a simple lock spell on your door and as well as a sound proofing
You love your broke idiot, but you did wanna keep the tone of your stream today a bit more chill, you wanted to have a proper Q&A with your fans to hopefully clear any bad vibes around your 3 month disappearance.
When Mammon has learnt your door was locked he definitely was a bit pissy, he knocked on your door loudly even and was calling out for you to let him in, but to no avail.
Bro he's scared.
He usually was allowed to enter, and you usually answered if you did need to be left alone for a bit, so just leaving him hanging got his mind racing and he had to press up his ear on the wooden door to try and hear if you were okay
When this continues on he finally resorts to getting help, but the only one in the house ws Levi, so he kicks down HIS door.
Levi boutta summon Lotan for interrupting him honestly
But as Mammon exclaim you weren't answering and he worried for your wellbeing, Levi rolls his eyes and scoffs,
"Idiot Mammon, they're streaming don't bother them…"
Streaming? why didn't you tell him???
Rude much.
He did huff and now was forcing his way to use Levi's PC for a moment
Can Levi stop him?
Nah.
He was busy on his console, and if he stood up now hed be breaking his world record so he was at a terrible state so he just resorts to threats of him drowning the Avatar of Greed if he does anything stupid on his PC.
He immediately logs in to your streaming platform and he watches for a bit,
You were more dolled up now just to look decent on stream, and he felt this jealousy rise as you interact with your chat, especially to those saying I love you's and stuff, and you even said it back? the audacity! You were his werent you? Were you replacing him with these nobodies?
He huffs as he realized that those who paid got their message highlighted, and thus, he starts donating. (Mind you this was Levi's account...)
"Mcccccc Open the dooorrr"
"Ill behave i promiseeeee"
"Cmon pleaseeee?"
Chat is c o n f u s i o n
NGL, they thought Mammon was a creepy stalker and red flags were being waved everywhere
but as chat was pondering who the hell he was, you can only sigh and look at the camera with that unamused expression, but ugh! you just KNOW hes doing that kicked puppy expression of his, and maybe it really wont be so bad
So you snap your fingers and say, "Okay MonMon, its open, Im giving you 3 seconds"
Mammon wasnt deemed to be the fastest out of his brothers for nothing
As soon as you got to '2', you were already tackled by the white haired male and chat went wild.
Now that you've shown your life in Devildom, maybe its time to introduce chat to your boyfriend no?
{How does he feel about your streams?}
You get paid to sit infront of a camera, do I have to say anything else?
But really though, as much as he enjoys the thought of getting so much cash from something so simple, he prefers the joy of being able to proudly exclaim that he was your first man!
ohhhh he thrives on the salt of your overly attached stans
but for those who fully support you, he always feels so mushy and shy when they say the ship you guys so hard
The fanarts has him WEAK (he may or may not have saved a few)
You usually do streams alone, but now you've allowed the door to be left open to let Mammon join whenever
Chat pogs when he enters with so much confidence, only for it to crumble when you kiss his cheek on stream.
Overall finds it fun to spend time with you, but just dont play scary games cause Lucifer might hang him upside down on stream.
* ▘▂▝ Leviathan*
{How did he know about your career?}
He is honestly the most attached to his D.D.D and he catches wind of almost anything going down in the internet, so your 'revival' being hyped up was something he definitely saw and he was just s wo o o ned
His Henry 2.0? a famous streamer?
Were you truly a blessing gifted upon him or was he dreaming?
He definitely didn't bring it up at first as he didn't wanna make it a big deal, but you notice hes been more in his head lately, and you have tried asking him what it was but to no avail.
You have to corner this little snake if you want answers and he eventually admits that he knew of your persona online and was incredibly shy to ask you to stream with him
He's a streamer himself afterall but maybe he doesnt stream as much as you do nor does he have as large of a following, so his intrusive thoughts attacked him and made him think that maybe since he wasnt as famous he didnt deserve to be in the same stream as you
Please tell him to join you and gib him kiss U3U
He'll absolutely m e l t
But now, as you make the announcement to your viewers and Levi to his, the internet explodes as a special collab stream was hapening between the expert gamer and avatar of envy of Devildom along with the beloved exchange student and streamer of the human realm
Your usual viewers reach between 10-15k, but as you start stream, that number boosts higher and beyond
Before streaming though, Levi was incredibly nervous, he'd picked the games for you to play that he knew you would enjoy with him, but his mind kept racing about whatthe fans thought, he didnt wanna disappoint them
But you had to remind him that whatever they say will not matter in the end as this was merely for fun, this was YOUR stream and you guys were gonna do what you want and nobody can have a say on it. (Maybe except Lucifer)
You usually talk for him with your bubbly personality, and to calm his nerves, he hs your pinky wraped around his where the camera can't see it.
Regardless, his thoughts subsided as you two delve into your stream that lasted a solid 7 hours, you definitely promised your chat that you and Levi will be doing more streams together from now on.
Once the cameras cut and yall are left alone, Both of you collapse on bed, and despite you being asleep already, Levi was just far too giddy as everything dwells on him.
Having a player 2 by his side now had never felt so intoxicating and he as just so lucky to have you.
{How does he feel about your streams?}
He obviously adores it, although some streams he wouldnt join just so he can play games on his own
He's still an introvert afterall, he needs his alone time
But he prefers that alone time with you, his Henry.
So when youre about to go stream, he kinda becomes a bit pouty, but with a simple promise of kisses (and maybe even more if youd like) he would let you go, but his attention would disappear from his game altogether.
He might just end up watching you instead
May or may not, at some point, just chat you and ask if its too late to join you
You do allow him to join you and play from the comforts of his room as both of you can simply play via internet, you give him the comfort to not turn on his mic or webcam either and you have no idea how he appreciates that.
Will definitely fight someone online when they start claiming you as theirs (-cough- stans) Please make sure it doesnt escalate to him summoning Lotan
Although the comments would often get to him, and as much as he can fight them online, he still does find himself pondering if they were true, so you need to give him a lotta lovin and reminder that he is your player 1 and no one else can ever fill that place.
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Wow 3 brothers this time, what an improvement, anyways hope yall enjoy! I think its pretty clear who I simp for depending o nthe length of each lol, but do let me know if you guys want a part 2 for the rest of the brothers, or even the undateables!
#Obey me#obey me fanfics#obey me x reader#obey me x mc#obey me Mammon x reader#obey me Lucifer x reader#Obey me Leviathan x reader#obey me headcannons#obey me shall we date
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Commentary on Interview With The Vampire - Episode 4 (Spoilers)
Now why did I think that was a cotton tree. Does Cotten even grow on trees? Okay
Omfg diaries! CLAUDIA MA CHÈRIE!
Black Angel :) he is beautiful! Pls, I love this!
From a young person perspective, I’m with Lestat. Imagine being a child forever? I’d loose my mind. @ vampires pls don’t turn me till I’m a crisp 35 pls and thank you.
“I dont know” I know this pisssed Lestat off. Like why you bring her here WITHOUT ANY PLANS? But also? Same Louis, same.
And ofc begging will help because Lestat would literally do anything to make his man’s happy, king.
Louis trusting Lestat and not saying anything as he nearly drained her —- iktr
Pls not a street cat, I love her.
“If you want it to be” Louis where will she go if it’s not pls he’s so nice, giving options and not tryna scare her. Lestat would have said yes ofc, and if you need anything else, tell me because I’m very rich.
“That make him the dumb one” not me weezing, child pls. And all while Lestat in the dark.
I love this tho, them communicating like this and watch Lestat be jealous as he should.
“What’s he saying” he’s so irritated! This is the reality Edward Cullen thinks he wants but trust, he doenst. Nobody does.
Relying on Louis words alone would make me anxious cuz it’s not like they understand eachother most of the time. And now miss C has access ? Yeah hang in their Lestat.
Not him calling her his lil Milkweed — IM SCREAMING
“Family secrets” awwwww. And Lestat got so happy! I’m so exited.
Uncle Les and Daddy Lou are the cutest nicknames!
Aww her observing them! She’s so cute.
Pls not the vegetarian parents vs the carnivore parent feuding. EAT HIM EAT HIM EAT HIM! Love how she sounds a lil sad but not for long cuz she about to have the best time and Louis will scream cry throw up
Lmaoooo ‘it has movement’ no because speak! Lestat, pls, You’ve been dragged for your outfits twice while we watched, you’re not a fashion icon pls you’re just French.
Pls not her smelling someone better hhhhahahahaa glad the swans are safe.
Ew not the singing, she’s so creepy, it’s perfect!
‘Not a cop’ Claudia said ACAP purr, that’s my niece for sure.
Lmaooo not now Lestat, he’s really tryna ‘that’s my baby’ rn? We’re busy bro pls have your proud father moment at home (but yes that’s y’a girl! PEIROD)
Lestat smiling at Louis as he really he’s him what Lestat taught him :) and I’m sure he’s especially happy because Louis had that whole morality dilemma. And now, he’s not even springing it on Claudia! Good!
Lmao she’s so pouty , same. Start screaming and kicking. “From starvation” hahahahaha ON HER KNEES, pls they need to pay attention or she’ll eat the streets💀
LMAO she’s having too much fun! FROG LEGS? Y’all sure this isn’t Leatats daughter?
Not her smashing the macaron, I know Lestat screamed cry threw up at the sight. It’s his country’s national treasur!
Hahahah not Kill Juice!
I love how she plays in the light! She’s such a kid Argh same.
Yes Daddy Lou is cute but Lil waif? Lmao not him calling her a fucking abandoned neglected poor orphan to her face 😭names go hard tho tho — they should drop a track
‘The book is her friend’ not Louis translating to Lestat who still don’t get it. She talks to books cuz she her daddy’s daughter hello? What’s not clicking.
Pls not the pen scribbling, it’s so loud 😭
And they squished in the coffin like sardines! MAMA,WE TRAPPED INNA THIS BOMBOOOOOOOO! WE CANNOT ESCAPE WE CANNOT GET OUT! WE TRAPPED LOKE A PACK OF SARDINES
NOT Lestat tryna threaten her and she unbothered, PEIROD. Nobody cares if your tiers uncle Les, answer the question 🔫
Omg! Louis French is good :) lmao Lestat just yelling FUCJING he’ll. Iconic. Lestat is super young-acting tho so idk how that was thrown at him. He’s mad cuz he cannot sleep, he cannot rest, 🎶a single mom who works two jobs —🎶
Pls not her testing the coffin, same.
Hahahahahahah not his feet in her face, baby was traumatized!
Not catching them get it on, ‘you miss me’ 🤓 yes pookie, hahaha I loved that
Glad Claudia realizes the hypocrisy, but don’t question him too much 😭 glad Louis set her straight cuz he’s been yelled at now a lil too much.
Pls not him explaining queerness, purr. She’s so freaking cute! Perfect casting!
Pls Claudia looks disgusted THAT FISH LOOKS NASTY INDEED. He’s tryna convert her and she’s still frowning, lmaoo. I lowkey don’t like this cuz he’s confusing her because he’s so tightly connected to his humanity still vs her adjusting so well already.
Pls not the call for prayer, mashallah. i could go on a 7 day rant about vampires and Muslims, and how Christian’s should step aside cuz their religion does not have the full facilities to hold such supernatural creatures to begin with! PURR
Claudia was out here on some author shit. Wrote all down like her life depended on it.
Her room is so nice. Lmao not her throwing stuff at him I’m screaming!
I’m glad she explains how time flies, cuz some ppl think eternal immortality is = boredom. YOU FOOLS!
Aww she truly is a child! Gets between her dads when they fight? Many of us are having war flashbacks, I bet.
Pls not them watching Nosfaratu and laughing! Same. The mockery. Pls
Another funeral, haven’t people died enough? And She wore red to a funeral? Baby, I bet it was lestats idea.
Pls not his sister against same
Sex parents hahahahahahahahha enough.
Not the smugness of Louis, same💀 I bet he’s sad tho, but still resentful after all.
Pls not his sister thinking Lestat pays for it all.. he does but Louis pays him back :/ put some respect on his name. And the threat. Pls! Their like a lil family of killers.
NOT THE SMELL! She was stood up there like that picture of blue Ivy
Lestat pls be Fr! cuz he acts however he wants and doenst care, and that’s why her behavior was fine lmaoo
Uncle Les and you are Evil Twins lmao, iconic evil twins.
Not him having the most convekyrrd complicated sex talk 😭 even i was slime huh? So he’s teaching her how to drive and what love and sex is? Iconic.
If someone called me belladonna I’d scream, that’s my fav nickname for her — why is he comparing her to drugs like this? Sir? 😭
Pls not them hunting together how Louis said he hated. Louis did tell her she hated it for a reason and I see why, but I see why Lestat loves it. Creepy, weird, enticing snd perverse.
Lmao not her just jumping him, I love this scene. “She’s with me” purr.
She’s realizing! I love it! But realizing too hard cuz now you playing grown.
‘Jumped a girl’ LMAO period, Lestat is so proud of her and Louis is terrified 😭I’m both 🫶🏾 Except that outfit is giving elderly, she truly is lestat’s daughter.
Pls, not darkie, I’m triggered y’all. 💀 NOT DARKIE. Almost had her commit homicide.
Omg he kinda looks like Louis’ brother :) omg.
Oh my gosh, she’s like a fanfic writer her thoughts hve be giggling.
She reads so fast she doenst even look down, me when? All so she could go see her man’s do his rounds!
THE FLOWERS! PLS! Not the blocking! ‘This is your father speaking’ LOUIS GET OUT OF HER HEAD! Can a girl get some privecy in here ?
Omg she’s matured so much! WAIT! I need a timeline cuz she said 19, is she lying or has 2. Years passed? If so, it took her almost 2 years to complete one diary? That seems fake.
Pls not the horse 😭 she’s finally getting what she wanted. But now I’m scared. ‘Your an Angel’ leave that man’s neck alone baby girl, cuz it cannot end good! YOUR KILLING HIM! CLAU! CLAU! NOOOOO! The horse fighting for its life in the back cuz she killed him!
I love her and I’m so sorry baby girl but not taking him home knowing your uncle is Lestat…. He’s gonna hurt your feelings Fr
‘He’s dead’ thump — I AN SCREAMING.
Louis: Lestat :/ — translation: be empathetic pls
Lestat: :) what? :)? — Translation: I keep telling y’all we vampires but everybody in this fucking house wants to mess around and be entangled with humans so this why y’all get, bodies bodies bodies..
‘Clean up after yoursel’ AND IM SCREAMING AGAIN. Y’all don’t understand this is him when he’s angry. When he’s yelling and shit? That’s him hurt and frustrated. Smiling and smooth and snip? Yeah y’all have him pissed.
Talk about taking actions for your responsibility. Lestat would be a ‘let it cry itself to sleep’ type of parent. He has to teach her tho or she’s gonna be miserable. And I love how harsh he is with her cuz this is exactly how Louis would have had to face the music if Lestat wasn’t so in love and so afraid of loosing him that he forced gentleness and patience out. Lestat fed up tho, he cannot have a Louis 2.0 situation, Mans 159, he’s tired.
“I don’t want you” 🤨 Louis, quickly, who does this remind you of? Option 1. You? Option 2. toi?
Not Anne Frank and Stephen king, Daniel…. 😀
‘I had two and their—’ lmaooo Daniel finish the sentence 💀
They have a lot of dark eras of their lives, ngl.
‘Bandaid for a shitty marriage’ DANIEL😭 this man must be an earth sign cuz what’s this brutality. Taurus maybe ? Or a
Coffin scene smacked. Omg the flavors! Me at 3am having yet another mental breakdown nBUT WORST. She’s realizing everything and it’s rushing thru her, poor baby about to end it. Pls and the nock on wood, CLAUDIA
LESTAT! LOUIS! GET HER! Their truly parents to an emo child cuz she basically cutting and venting to paper and I cannot beleive that’s how it ends :/ GIVE ME MORE DAMN IT!
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Headcanons for being Tony Stark’s stepkid
Tony Stark x Potts!child!reader
warnings: alcohol mention
a/n: i rushed these so bad i just wanted to post dhhshsnsna
prompt: y/n is pepper’s kiddo!
it was just you and your mom for a long time
pepper and y/n potts
she couldn’t keep up with you sometimes, too busy dealing with the manchild that was mister anthony edward stark
speaking of—
“uh, who’s this?” -tony, pointing at you
“mr. stark, i am so sorry, the school closed because some kid set fire to the science lab and i didn’t have time to find a sitter—”
“no, it’s fine, no need to apologize. hey, kid, you wanna sit in the boss’s chair? i’ll let you run the company for the day!” *cue you nodding* “sweet, would you mind that, ms. potts?”
“oh? no, not at all” *mouthing* “thank you”
“so, uh, what’s your name? no, don’t tell me: ketchup.”
*giggling* “y/n”
“no way! that was my second guess!”
tony wasn’t used to being around kids
he had no idea that he was actually kind of good around them
despite a few minor hiccups
“you sit in my chair and im gonna spin you around, sound like fun?”
he spun you around WAY too fast and you were diiiiizzy, also you fell off the chair
“don’t tell your mom that we did that. she may be my assistant, but she scares the shit out of me. also, don’t say ‘shit’”
dude he just thought you were a cool kid!!!
“hey, you know, ms. potts, you dont really need to hire a babysitter anymore. y/n’s doing just fine hanging out here”
“how am i not surprised you befriended an actual child?”
she still took him up on his offer, you seemed pretty happy
when your mom worked late, you passed out in tonys office
tony and you had your own little secrets (like falling off the spinning chair), tony showed you around stark tower, and you practically lived there
“i got you a happy meal from mcdonalds!” -tony every day after your school
in all honesty, you weren’t the “popular” kid at school...not even close
but tony made up for it
“y/n! i found this old racecar toy in a box of old stuff, you wanna hold onto it for me?”
you kind of grew up in stark tower tbh? it was pretty cool
and as you grew up, you started to notice more
“mr. tony, do you have a crush on my mom?”
“do i what? no, no, i do—who the hell am i kidding? you caught me”
“called it!”
after that you did everything to try and get them together
when your mom was talking to tony, you would stand behind her and wiggle your eyebrows and just taunt tony endlessly
no! tony cannot remember your mom’s birthday for the life of him! you are his calendar now
“dude, why dont you just ask JARVIS to remind you?”
“i may be a genius, but that doesn’t mean i have common sense”
“wise words, sir” -JARVIS
when tony disappeared for 3 months you were so sad???? like you were not okay at all
no
and when he came back, he literally exited the plane saying “WHERE’S ‘T-POTT??’”
(your wonderful nickname. ‘t’ for ‘tony jr.’ and ‘pott’ for ‘potts’)
“my mom missed you”
“oh, i bet she did”
“you turned my child into you, tony. i will never forgive you for this”
“well, at least y/n was here to fill in for me, huh?”
tony wanted to show you the arc reactor but he was actually afraid of scarring you lmfaoooo
but he did let you in on the iron man secret (he knew you wouldn’t snitch)
and just to make sure:
“if you dont tell anyone, i’ll buy you a car when you turn 16”
“man, that’s like, forever away”
“good, maybe you’ll forget by then”
ur mom kinda maybe sorta found out abt iron man :/ she told you that tony was a bad influence
“mom! no, tony’s cool! he’s like a superhero”
“no, sweetie, he’s a rich guy with issues. we’re leaving”
that didn’t last long
not long at all
and soon they FINALLY got together
“jeez, i thought you two would never stop pining after each other”
“couldnt have done it without my wingman” -tony *fistbump*
“as thanks can i have my own iron man suit?”
“yes.” *pepper glaring at him* “no.”
sooner or later your mom and you moved into tony’s house and you got a really big room!!!!
it was completely decked out
king sized bed, flatscreen tv, mini-fridge, microwave, computer, your own bathroom with a smaller tv, a poster of tony??? (you vandalized it and put it in his workshop), and more!!!
okay you were spoiled
“do you like it here? are you sure i made the right choice?” -pepper
“are you kidding, mom? this is awesome! plus, you’re happy, i’m happy, tony’s happy, i think JARVIS is even happy!”
“i am, mx. potts. simply ecstatic” -JARVIS
pepper was really happy!! it was a pretty cool family
you started giving your school tony’s number if you ever got in trouble, you knew he’d cover for you
“mr. potts, is it?”
“sure”
“your child, y/n, punched another student in the face today. we’re very disappointed in their behavior”
“why’d they punch the kid?”
“well, the other student punched y/n first”
“HAH! thank you for wasting my time. send y/n back to class and call me back if something important comes up”
he literally gave you a high five when you got home
“i gave him a black eye!”
“i couldn’t be more proud. i mean, i dont condone violence, but self defense is a whole other story”
a little help in the workshop, tony asks you to hold the flashlight
“why don’t you get one of your robots to hold this for you?”
“are you kidding me, you’re complaining? we’re having stepdad/stepkid bonding time! and dum-e can’t do anything right, i dont trust him”
youve had a few theme park trips as a family ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
also tony has 100% told you to wait in the car and then left you alone for 2+ hours
“i’m not like a regular dad, im a step-dad. want some beer? you can have a little sip. i’d rather you do it in the house”
your mother actually does love how he actually cares about you!
“y/n is 12% my responsibility” -tony
“tony, you are impossible” -pepper
no avengering for you! pepper said no!!!!!!
disappointed but not surprised
iron man 3: y/n potts is put through the wringer
Text Message to Mr. Tony: bro you better come get your girl, me and happy are watching this other guy flirting with her. he’s showing her pics of his ‘big brain’
Mr. Tony: HE WHAT
Text Message to Mr. Tony: Tony he looks creepy i don’t want him to be my new stepdad do something!!!
anyways ur house kinda blew up and ur mom and you kinda got kidnapped and u were right abt that guy being creepy and thankfully no experiments were done on you but like your mom kinda almost died and her and tony were fine!!! all good in the end
you met mr. col. james rhodes that day
“aw, you’re the kid ive heard so much about” -rhodey
“you mean the coolest kid in the world?check.”
“you cant tell me you aren’t tony’s biological child, good god”
you got to meet the avengers later on too! (you’d already met natasha tho, only briefly)
“i know it can be a little overwhelming, right? meeting all these heros, legends even—” -rhodey
“oh, my god, is that thor? thor!!” -you, leaving rhodey in the dust
literally why does pepper trust you around tony something always goes wrong there were literally robots attacking, you were only at avengers tower bc your mom was busy with the company and she thought you’d be safe with the avengers. the AVENGERS.
“please dont tell your mom that i created a bad robot that tried to kill us. the robot will be the least of our problems” -tony
he made happy pick you up and you had to miss out on FUN and it sucked a lot
“it’s okay, y/n! i’m fun, too!” -happy
then your mom and tony took a break and your life got mega-boring for a while, but they weren’t separated for that long. you try not to think about it. it was brutal
Mr. Tony: Does she miss me?
New Message to Mr. Tony: I think so. Either that or she’s crying and drinking wine in the dark for no reason.
Mr. Tony: Damn it, now I feel bad. I miss her a lot. Oh, also, the Avengers say ‘hi,’ I’m in Germany with some bad news, I’ll explain later if you don’t see it on TV first, and I found you the perfect friend! His name is Peter and I think you’d like the school he goes to, it’s in Midtown. Smart kid school.
New Message to Mr. Tony: I’ll look into it, thanks. Also, I don’t like how those all connect. Please update me asap
watching the news to see several avengers arrested, cap on the run, and more!
“maybe it was good i didn’t fall in with the avengers”
tony and pepper finally got back together and you actually transferred to midtown high! peter and his friend group accepted you quickly, it was great. you and flash unfortunately had the most in common
you’d literally text happy right next to peter and he’d immediately reply to you. it hurt peter’s feelings
Momma: Sweetie! I’m working in the office late, leftovers are in the fridge, hope you have a wonderful day at school! 💕
👉👈the vulture tried to kill you for being tony’s stepkid, tony made peter promise to protect you
“y/n, you gotta stay out of harm’s way. mr. stark gave me an actual mission and it’s terrifying, i have to make sure you stay safe”
legit why the fuck was this old man tryna kill you bro grow up
anyyyywayssss your mom and tony got engaged!!
“wow, i thought the day would never come!!” -you
ppl told you tony isnt your stepdad bc ur mom and him werent married but who tf asked
why is the earth always in fucking danger
you and peter were just vibing on the field trip bus and all the sudden: space donut
“go! i’ll cover for you...FRIDAY, call tony”
“...hi there, little one”
“what the fuck”
“oh, so you see the aliens, too? well, at least im not crazy”
tony stark has left the atmosphere
you and your mom were kinda......not chillin tho
she and you didn’t sleep for a few nights, then ppl just straight up disappeared
plot twist: you survived the snap and your family was lucky to be alive, you even got a little sister who became a big handful!
only bad thing was all your friends dusted and you were pretty lonely
but watching morgan grow up kept you busy
“ahhh, shes so big!”
happy times in bad times
bad times!!!!! bc after five years thanos came back as thanos from like ten years ago. outdated thanos. obsolete thanos.
but you made your first and only appearance in the suit tony actually designed for you many years ago
you should have just stayed home tho bc that fight didnt pass the vibe check
“please dont tell me he...no, no, no, no, no”
you and your mom latched onto each other in tears, tony was one of the best people in your life, he made you and your mom two of the happiest people on earth
best stepdad a kid could ever ask for
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Hello Fox !!💖 I remember you telling me to let you know when i have seen Turning Red already. So here i am 😤 i have actually seen it the past few days ago tho i just don't have enough energy to compile my thoughts (yes i have tried typing my live thoughts down so i could say something 😂 it does matters still, right?).
I love how their temple looks like, it looks outstanding and really pretty 🤩🤩🤩 i'm lowkey loving the cooking scene, it looks like an irl advertisement 🤤🥺 Seeing her "solving the quadratic equation" gave me flashbacks back then when i was studying it— it's traumatizing and i'd never want to go back to that phase again (+ i forgot it already) yet i can see college whooping my ass in the future 😂😭 I cracked up when Mei felt something awakening inside of her and started to doodle an ikemen guy with defined abs that looks like Devon 😭
😭 I FELT THE EMBARASSMENT when her mom picked up her notebook,, i'd be praying for my life too if that would happen to me. And of course, her mom misunderstood the situation. 10/10 can relate as an asian, they're very protective yet stubborn at the same time 😩😩 they'd assume some stuff and refuse to listen to their kid smh smh. Idk if it's all asian moms but they're very reactive and emotional when there's some guy other than your dad or relatives that are involved 😩
That part where Mei started to have nightmares scared me sm 😰😌 it's hella creepy and lowkey relatable ?? Since dreams like that tend to be wild af 😭 idk but it really scared the hecc out of me,,,
I find it lowkey funny when Mei tried to move her belly when she turned into a red panda,,, and i think it's lowkey cute when the panda parts to go *poof*! There's a pink smoke too. i love miriam for talking back to this one person who said "whats with herr?? ("her"=mei) " that sounds so mocking and miriam snapped back, "what's with your face??!!!" <333 I honestly didn't expect Miriam to be the mom friend of the group, her mom might think otherwise but i find her to be a nice person :)
The part where mei transformed as a panda in school, rushed to the girls' cr then there's a girl who got out a cubicle(that said "o m g")- the way she shut her up with just her left paw and pushed her back 😂😭 Me thinking while watching mei run away from her mom: "i wonder how much this property damage costs like" 🤔🤔🤔
When Priya's twilight loving ass assumed that Mei transformed into a werewolf 💀 I'm cheering on Wilfred, her emotional support dog plushie 🥺💗💗 it's such a cutie,, I love their friendship, it's so wholesome <3 i love how their eyes sparkle in that ✨way✨ to show their adoration to something
Referring to her parents testing her urge control : idk but if im the one getting presented some random kitties i might run instead (context: i am scared of animals/insects or whatsoever that moves;;;;;)
I have also written these down: "YESSS BUSINESS 🤩🤩🤩 USING THAT *PANDA POWER* FOR MONEYYY." i remember tryna sell stickers and stuff at school too,,,is that one of the signs that im choosing business in the future 🤭🤔
im loving the fabulous entrance of her aunties + and her grandma looks so badass esp with that brow scar 🤩💞 I also like the foreshadowing of her dad asking her if her mom told her anything about her panda form. Mei haven't had any idea and then for the later parts of the movie her mom transformed out of rage, showing the destructive red panda in her. I was so shocked when her mom transformed 😭😭😭 why is it dinosaur sized ??!?! 😰😰😰 I haven't continued typing anything around this part but i love how we are able to see her aunt and grandma's forms too. It cleared my questions of "does the aunts have panda form too or only her mom?"
And tbh, her mom in her younger years looks so fine ?? I didn't expect that 😂🤩 she looks really nice. + Sun Yee's panda form is so lovely. It just lowkey creeps me out how she isn't saying anything and stays silent tho 😰
Figured out that by the end of the movie, Mei embraces her panda instead of abandoning it, for it's also a part of herself :DD the movie's really good, and i have forgiven Tyler too 💀💀 i really wanted to punch that boy in the first scenes.
There's no need to reply to this 😂 if you have something to say, please put it together with one of the previous asks 👌 Well, that sums everything then 😌 Good luck on your midterms Fox!! 😤😤😤 Please do your best, and no matter the result will be, at least you tried, right ? 🥰🥰🥰 We'll still be proud of you for trying, and that's all that matters !!! 💗💗💗 See you around ! :>
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hello 🍰 💓
i know you said i could reply to this in a different ask but honestly i am still not over this movie KFNDKSJ IT’S BEEN AT LEAST A MONTH NOW but anyways. i think it’s so sweet you took the time to write your thoughts down so you could share them with me?? please 🥺🥺🥺
i thought the temple was so pretty too!! i wish i could see a place like that irl 🫣 and yes, the cooking scene was great!! the contrast between how meimei’s dad is when cooking and how he really is like was great 😂 he's the kind of lovable dad who is trying his best, i think.
meimei’s doodling was literally me when i became a teenager 🫠 i felt represented and called out kfndkdn DUDE THE SECONHAND EMBARRASSMENT WAS SO REAL I HAD TO PAUSE THE MOVIE SO I COULD BREATH. I FELT THE DREAD. i’d honestly just pray for God to strike me dead if it were me. i can’t say much about the asian mom part but thank you for enlightening me about how real that is 🫢🫢
the nightmare sequence was just,,,, nope. nope, not for me, seemed like something straight out of my own nightmares 😢
speaking of miriam, i just love their whole friendship group?? like the girls are so supportive of each other, and they hold each other accountable. it’s so wholesome 🥺 i cried a lot during the movie bc of their friendship kfndks i wasn’t expecting miriam to be the mom of the group either! or for abby to have such gremlin energy 😳😳 and the twilight reference???? i lived for it even if i'm not a fan of twilight.
anytime meimei interacts with people in her panda form was so funny to me bc honestly? i would react the exact same way as the others did 😂 and i do think this may be little confirmations that maybe your path is in business :3c i mean, you’re looking at the movie and thinking abt how much damage would cost and celebrating flourishing (technically illegal) businesses 👀😂
the fact that ming lee’s panda is so enormous and we aren't given any explanation as to why in the world she’s like that… it makes me wonder. can pandas grow? or once you get them do they stay the same size? i feel like out of all the family members, she was the one who struggled the most, and that’s why she’s so controlling with meimei. i think at some point she liked her panda, too. but who knows! maybe i’m just reading too much into it.
about sun yee, that part creeped me out too 😂😂 but i think it’s because even if she did speak, meimei wouldn’t be able to understand her 🫢🤭
again, thank you so much for sharing your thoughts with me!! it’s nice to have your insight and opinions here.
take care of yourself too!! see you soon!! 💕💕
#—new mail !#—the burrow's 🍰#—fox has a queue#we don't talk about math here no no no we don't talk about–#were you a good sticker seller? i'm curious now#also tyler#i think he paid for his assh le ways when meimei jumped on him#but the interesting thing is that they never talked about it#like meimei legit traumatized him yk#and then the next time we see him they hug???
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okay back to rambling about spectre except im not adding to that one ramble reblog chain
Okay so obviously they work for Queen since they work and probably live at the mansion
Their position isn't as high as Swatch but they are above most Swatchlings in terms of position
They do a very specific job and I'd say they're decently known for it to those who come visit Color Cafe
This idea comes from my friend, but we know that the Swatchlings do dumb stuff for Queen while remaining all fancy and stuff
Well, even if Queen genuinely cares about Spectre actually enjoying working there, just for the fun of it she goes "ight bestie well so you can keep your special role and all that make a show for me"
and they do
occasionally, Spectre will perform for Queen or any others who might want to watch with either skating or ice skatin
Or better yet...
An entire fucking musical
On skates
with all the other Swatchlings
And they fucking LOVE doing this shit!! I mean they already do soe occasional performance or trick or two at Color Cafe but they can go all out here
Even if they don't do proper ice skating as often (I think they might've even done it competetively for a while) they still love putting on any kind of a show and
They rlly enjoy making others happy so they go
YEAS QUEEN LETS GO BESTIE
Wether or not the other Swatchlings enjoy this goes from Swatchling to Swatchling but I can tell that some of them feel absolute dread when Spectre is like AYO WE DOING ANOTHER PERFORMANCE SOMETIME THE QUEEN WANTS YOU IN AND YES WE'LL HAVE CANONS PSPSPSPSPSP
They're already more energetic, jolly and silly than the usual Swatchling and while they're also pretty fancy and composed most of the time they can let their energy out on this
Also like, they do enjoy like, standing out and having attention on them so this is a bonus
Queen does genuinely enjoy this stuff and I am sure at first she was like lmao do this hell yeah sounds fun I dunno but I think she quickly realized yo y'all got talent
random other rambles i dunno
Spectre definitely overapologizes and if they screw a thing up they feel BAD BAD about it
They actually wear those protective covers on their knees because I think with how the Swatchlings can bounce with their entire body in that one attack they have
I think they're like... Pretty beefy you know? Like they also deinitely have a hard head like you cannot hurt them that way
HOWEVER skidding down like nasty ass concrete and getting a nasty fuckin scratch on your knees isnt fun anyone who went thru that can say sdfgsrgeth since fallin down on your head on something hard and skidding down a hard floor at high speeds are different kinds of damage
So they wear those since they wanna avoid that lol, they're a skilled skater, but you'd never know
They're also pretty scared of the Maice like the other Swatchlings, they're just so fast and tiny y'know
They probably don't like Tasque Manager even if they're covorkers
They like having fun sometimes and like... Bro... Not EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECTLY ORDERED SHUT UP
They definitely draw little smiley faces and doodles on the customer's checks :)
If you're an asshole their niceness could possibly be exploited
They're not stupid and not so completely pacifistic as Ralsei, but they don't wanna hurt people either especially emotionally since it's very complex stuff
They still have beef with people though, like I said with Tasque Manager like they're definitely not perfect
While as a whole they're like
"Oh dear, my apologies for the mistake, why don't we get you patche dup and brew you some tea? On the house."
but they're also LMAO YEAH FUCK THAT BI-
(Sometimes, you must take inspiration from yourself but twist it in a few ways)
they like
genuinely care about other peole and all that but sometimes they do it just so the other person doesnt feel bad and say anything because therwise they will feel very bad to and during those moments they tend to just
ngvhgghGhNbghb nbghbc and just not talk they need a bit
during those moments they like to wait till the place closes and they brew themselves and sometimes watch as well some tea
sometimes theyll both talk about stuff but sometimes they just sit there in silence and enjoy the moment
I'm stating to think f them both more and more as close friends and I am liking this dynamic
I think Swatch is secretly also somewhat energetic, but not as much as Spectre
They are very talkative and love to talk, and tend to overshare as seen in their dialogue where they cut themselves off from telling a secret to a complete stranger
I think that's how Spectre knows all about the basement since they not only work with Swatch, are good friends but Swatch is also like
Dude yo so there's this creepy ass machine in the basement uh yeah don't let anyone in lol but yeah i helped build it
I like to think when they're not working bc I don't think they all work 24/7 there I think Queen would care about shifts somewhat and the well being of her workers in the long run even if she does stupid stuff with them (together) or tells them to do stupid shit sometimes
aaand while they MIGHT live at the mansion I am not sure i haven't decided yet, but I think they would
They still love coming back to the city often as they grew up there and they think it's a charming place
I wonder if they ever skated into the darker calmer streets of the city and met up with spamton post his prime and theyre like
ayo bestie THE FUCK YOU DOING HERE
hshgreth considering i established that Spectre liked Spamton as a frequent customer and recognized him a lot and how caring they are they'd loose their shit knowing he lives in a fucking dumpster DGRHERTH
probably also kinda scared of how he talks now
i also considered that i might make it canon that they were the one to see him tryna sneak to the basement with the machine while he was dressed more like Swatch like
bro bestie the fuck you doin like that outfit is fly but what the fuck im gonna have to yeet you the fuck out </3
mmm i also wonder what their relations t sweet cap'n cakes would be since y'know, they're my fav characters but like considering they DIRECTLY work for queen and that SCC are rebelling against Queen during the duration of the game and such and how far away they are it might not be the best
But maybe they'd know each other a BIT since Spactre lived in the city which is closer to where they are located AND it has some of their shop locations? I mean they wouldn't have always been set up there but who knows
Maybe they djed some music and stuff for their old skating performances
But yeah as much as I want it I am not sure how much these would be able to interact in a more canon sense, even if i go YEA LETS HAVE FUN I think SCC would be a bit :/// since they're working for QUEEN but who knows Spectre is a very sweet person and SCC are pretty chill people like you just "defeat" them by dancing with them aand they think they got you on the good side so
who knows
maybe theres funky trucies
but legit i dont know how this would work but maybe ill figure something out, but for now spectre is mostly in the queen/swatch/spamton character area and stuf
this tok a bit to ramble abt lol bc im also talking in dms but i did wanna write all of this down a bit and brainstorm some stuff maybe,,,, i dunno honestly i dont care if nobody cares but i am just! vibin here
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the band with no name {Douglas Booth} 2
A/N: 1654 words. A bit shorter, but we’re getting into things now. idk how i feel about it, please give me feedback.
[PART 1]
Flop of The Month, your band, has an instagram account with exactly two posts on it, and Douglas feels like both and idiot, and a creepy stalker, for the amount of time he spends flicking through the two photos without actually liking them, for fear of you realising who he was.
Colson, however, seemed to have no such reservations.
“Look, I’m on their story,” Colson’s grinning from ear to ear as the cast and crew break for lunch the Monday after they’d seen your band play, showing Douglas his phone, and your band’s instagram story. It showed their notifications, highlighting how Colson had liked both photos and followed them, and had the caption ‘how’d the rap devil find us?’ and ‘not complaining tho’.
“Bloody hell,” is all Douglas can bring himself to say, wearing a half-smile as they made their way to the costume department to get changed before lunch. It had been a low effort day, just jeans and t-shirts, but it was always safer to not eat in costume. Hair and makeup could stay and be touched up however.
Your band’s page had begun the day with 217 followers, and ended it with over a thousand. There wasn’t a link to your personal page, and so all he can do is scroll through your Facebook while waiting for Colson to be ready to go.
Y/N: weird question Y/N: also, hi Y/N: but yeh, weird question Y/N: was your friend last night mgk?
Douglas takes a moment to compose his thoughts before typing out his response.
Douglas: hi back Douglas: and yes.
There’s a few minutes of silence, and Douglas can feel his scalp itching beneath his wig, just a little, but he tries to ignore it.
Y/N: cool. Y/N: well it was nice meeting you guys!! Y/N: looking forward to seeing if ur band is real btw Douglas: probably wont be for a while Y/N: im happy to wait Y/N: if u want me there that is Douglas: if we ever actually play a gig, you’ll be the first to know
You send a blushing smiling emoji back, and Douglas finds himself strangely pleased.
“Is that her?” Colson asks, eyes shining as he pulled on his leather jacket; with his wig and makeup, he still absolutely looked the part. Douglas quickly slipped his phone in his pocket, knowing that a faint blush dusted his cheeks despite his best efforts. As he waffled his way through an affirmation, Colson’s smile just grew wider.
“I still don’t understand why you were being so vague; she probably would have jumped you there and then if she knew you were part of the Motley Crue movie, man.”
“Yeah,” Douglas said, his discomfort mounting at the insinuation, “that’s the problem, dude; first of all, I don’t know if she like the band themselves, or just the music, and if she does like the band,” he paused, shrugging a little, quietly embarrassed, “what if she likes them better than me?”
“They’re all married,” Colson says, like it immediately solves everything.
“Man, you know that’s not the issue,” Douglas sighed, but it’s clear he wasn’t done, and Colson just waited, eyebrows raised, “you know, girls who are like... like... how did you say it the other week? When that girl from Instagram was in your DMs every other minute?”
“Clout chasing,” Colson nodded sagely, suddenly understanding all too clearly his co-star’s apparent fears, “well she doesn’t know who you are yet.”
“Exactly,” Douglas exclaimed, glad the craft services tent was finally in view, feeling himself grow hungrier by the moment, “and I think I wanna keep it that way, just for now.”
“Better pray she doesn’t watch Jupiter Ascending,” Colson snorts, just as Douglas punches him in the arm.
The next day, he messages you first, sends a photo of himself and the rest of the band out of costume, but holding their instruments, all wearing heels to help make it easier to wear them around set.
Douglas: the band says hi Y/N: shit, you guys have instruments and everything Y/N: getting less sketchy by the minute
You follow it up with a winking emoji, and a photo of yourself, out in the sunshine, dressed impeccably, makeup dark and sharp, holding a stack of posters beside your head, advertising your band’s next gig; this Saturday.
Douglas: are you inviting me? Y/N: only if you’re saying yes
Your confident coyness amuses him, despite the way the shoes are pinching his toes, and he tells you he’ll be there.
The next day, you send a link to a band name generator, but more interestingly, you send it right around the time he’s getting his makeup done, early in the morning.
Douglas: early start? Y/N: my shop won’t open itself Douglas: your shop? Y/N: mini mall tattoo parlor hahaha
“She owns a tattoo parlor?” Daniel asks, reading over Douglas’s shoulder between takes, “you’d better make your move or Colson’s gonna go for her.”
“Go for who?” Colson himself calls across set where his makeup’s being touched up.
“You weren’t meant to hear that!” Daniel shouts back, though he’s grinning, and adds, “Y/N. She owns a tattoo parlor.”
“Really, shit man, Doug she’s cool as hell,” Colson muses, before snorting, addressing Daniel, “gimme some credit, I’m letting the man shoot his shot; he’s my bro, not my competition.”
“Thanks man,” with the slightest smile, Douglas puts his phone away as the scene is reset around them, and Colson joins him in the middle of the living room set.
“I expect free tattoos, however,” he says with a faux seriousness, “because if you like her, like really like her, I’m gonna wingman the shit out of you.”
“Seriously?”
“Absolutely, man,” he claps Douglas on the shoulder with a surprisingly sincere expression.
It’s Colson who suggests, the following day, sending a video of Douglas playing the bass, asking if you had any pointers. They’re at band rehearsals again, blasting through their repertoire, when they get to Take Me To The Top, and as the song dies down, Colson makes the suggestion.
“Why are you filming it?” Iwan asks, and Colson’s smile is all teeth where he’s holding Douglas’s phone, answering before Douglas has the opportunity.
“Tryna help impress that punk chick from the band last weekend.”
“You’re actually talking to her?” Iwan asks with a bright, almost incredulous smile, “after everything that happened? She must really like you.” He muses, and Douglas feels his soul leaving this mortal plane.
“Smart move; asking for advice from her, lets her know you think she’s talented, and, well, you know,” Daniel shrugs, wiggling his fingers with a casual air. Douglas frowns, but Colson’s nodding.
“Exactly what I was thinking,” he agrees, and finally Douglas clues in. Dexterous fingers.
“Don’t be gross, guys,” he sighs, already regretting letting Colson help at all, “just take the damn video.”
It only takes thirty seconds for you to respond in All Caps.
Y/N: ARE YOU IN A MOTLEY CRUE COVER BAND
“I’m fucked,” Douglas mutters under his breath, staring wide-eyed at the message.
Y/N: you play so well dude just relax your stance and shoulders Y/N: fkn love take me to the top Y/N: seriously a motley cover band??? Y/N: you just instantly got 100x cooler
“Okay, maybe I’m not fucked,” he concedes after a moment, quietly breathing a sigh of relief.
Y/N: now i have to see u guys play!! Y/N: if that’s alright of course
“Nah, you’re definitely a little bit fucked,” Daniel offers over his shoulder, and Douglas pushes his face away.
“Thanks for the vote of confidence,” Douglas grumbles, and Daniel shrugs bemusedly.
“At least she thinks you play well,” but Douglas isn’t listening to him, he’s frantically tapping away on his phones, scowling, “what ‘re you doing?”
“Trying to come up with a name for our band -”
“Our fake band?” Iwan asks, arms crossed over his chest wearing an amused little smile, “do we have to play along with this too?”
“Not if you don’t want, just don’t... don’t tell her it’s fake is all.” Douglas offers, and the rest of the band nods.
“So how long are you going to play along with this bit?” Daniel ask, and Douglas heaves a sigh.
“Not sure; until I can trust that she’s not just in it to meet the actual band -”
“Which she doesn’t know you know,” Iwan interjected again, and Douglas nodded a little. After a beat, the rest of the band looked to each other, and seemed to share some sort of silent communication, before turning back to him.
“Okay,” Colson agrees easily, “if you’re serious about this chick you’ve known for five days,” he emphasizes, though Douglas doesn’t seem phased, “if we ever run into her, we’ll pretend we’re in a Motley Crue cover band.” He agrees, while Iwan and Daniel silently agree, though they look rather amused at the whole situation.
“There’s just something about her,” Douglas muses quietly.
“It’s the fact that she’s the coolest chick you’ve ever met,” Colson tells him with far too much authority, “and your little posh, school-boy brain wants to try something new.”
“Hey -” Douglas scoffed, though he was quickly talked over.
“She looks like she’d punch me in the face but I’d be okay with it,” Iwan adds, which, strangely enough, the rest of them agree to with various mischievous smiles. Douglas doesn’t exactly deny that he feels the same way.
“What’s our band name gonna be?” Daniel asks finally.
“The Fourskins,” Colson answers back immediately, grinning wide and proud of himself.
“Absolutely no-”
“That’s kind of genius,” Daniel snorts over Douglas’ protest, and so, on a three-to-one vote, their fake Motley Crue cover band is named The Fourskins, and Douglas kind of thinks he’d rather come clean there and then to you, rather than suffer through ever typing or saying that name to you. But he doesn’t.
He really hopes you’re worth it.
#Douglas Booth#douglas booth x reader#douglas booth imagine#colson baker#mgk#machine gun kelly#daniel webber#iwan rheon#The Dirt#the dirt cast#the dirt cast imagine#the dirt imagine#the angry lizard writes
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My thought process as I watch season 7 of GoT
-S07E03
-Can Cersei please shut up god, I’m so tired of listening to her talk
-Qyburn can suck a dick
-i have never hated a character more in my life
-this is painful to watch
-oh no not the ince*t, god anything but that, I’m so over it
-STOP KISSING
-no one cares if you're the queen stop fucking your brother
-i would love to see cersei burned by a dragon
-brooding buddies ahaha
-this scene is so pretty, the way his cloak blows in the wind is *chefs kiss*
-tyrion and jon interacting makes me happy
-“are you trying to present you're own statements as wise wisdom” PleaSe
-don’t make me think about robb and rickon PleaSe
-fucking lord baelish ugh
-sansa and her quick fire wit
-there are some chars i cant stand listening to
-ooh is it arya, please i hope it is,
-its bran instead oop, didn’t expect that,, hug it OUT
-bran is so pretty wow
-this is so sweet, the way the snow enhances her hair is *chefs kiss*
-oh no is Sam gonna be in trouble for helping jorah
-this is nice
-i hope sam doesnt get kicked out of the cidatal
-GO SAM
-ive heard so much about Casterly Rock and this is the first time I’m seeing it and tbh the hype wasn’t worth it
-SECRET TUNNEL!!
-pointy stick go stabby stabby
-FUCKING EURON AGAIN I SWEAR
-canny hack it, am not enjoying this
-for fuck sake the lannisters are at highgarden and for why
-I still don’t know if i like Jamie Lannister or not
-they aren’t gonna kill ornella, i hope not
-they really think they're gonna win how embarrassing
-she really just drank the wine
-the fact that jamie is jofferys dad still grosses me out
-S07E04
-pretty op scene
-Tom Hopper in game of thrones whaattttt
-Oh my god, every time i see cersei i wanna take my eyeballs out
-i don’t trust baelish with bran
-i don’t trust baelish period.
-imagine giving a kid a dagger that almost killed him i-
-i don’t want meera to leave
--alot of people died for bran ouch
-wait bran died, hol up, does that hes ACTUALLY the three eyed raven this time
-ARYA JUST GOT HOME
-they better let arya in
-Arya gone ahah
-sansa and arya moment, reunited at last
-this moment is kinda sad tbh
-this is so wholesome
-its sad again, i wish robb and rickon were here too
-”its wasted on a cripple” i bby noo
-brans wheelchair is so nifty
-i love podrick payne
-okay but theyre outfits are kinda bomb
-thats a lot of fucking dragonglass
-secret cave what will it hold
-the children and the first men are smart
-yess queen fight with them, wait bend the knee i- nevermind
-ion like this, does she really think he’ll bend the knee and the north folk will be happy
-what now
-oh no shes angry and doubting tyrion that cant be good
-jon is so pretty
-Daenerys’ shoulder broche thing is so cool, i want one
-brianne and pod training together is so nice
-im so proud of arya, what a bad bitch
-seeing arya ad brianne train has me shook
-”I’m a Bastard” me too jon me too
-ITS THEON I MISSED HIM
-uh-oh jon doesn't look happy to see theon
-are they gonna hug
-NO THEY ARENT FINNA HUG, pleas no fighting
-im glad he isnt killing theon
-the queen is gone?! Miss thing where did she go
-i can't get over the fact that tom hopper is in game of Thrones
-Fuck the queen especially Cersei
-its gone all quiet that means something bad is gonna happen oh no
-this shit gives me anxiety
-thats a lot of dothraki
-"we can hold them off" my guy no you cant
-she brought her dragon good luck holding them off now pahahah
-is this where jamie dies, I wouldn't be mad :|
-miss thing its over for them
-everything is going up in flames i- why are they still fight back at this point
-if ser bronn dies I'm gonna be mad
-sliced off the horse leg and for what
-deadass though if bronn dies I'm done
-i have so much anxiety oh no
-thats a big fucking arrow
-tyrion looks so sad oh no
-jamie is gonna die if he does boost soon
-I dont want the Dragons to get hurt ahhh
-i love bronn but king this ain't it
-HE HIT THE DRAGON THAT DANI IS ON I- THIS ISNT GOOD
-he blew the arrow thing up instead
-jamie leave youre going to die
-mayhe I don't want him to die just yet but he should listen to tyrion and fuck off
-ser bronn to the rescue?!?!
-im so stressed out ahaha
S07E05
-canny hack it they almost drowned
-jamie 'the twat' lennister
-tyrion walking through the aftermath makes me uncomfy, feels bad man
-dragon said rawr
-what the fuck kinda option is bend the knee or die
-tyrion murdered his dad and he'll do it again
-Just bend the knee it literally cant be that hard
-is she gonna feed them to the dragons
-oh my God she is, wait shes gonna roast them, that's definitely far worse than bending the knee
-ashes to ashes ig
-Cersei should be worried, Dani has three dragons why do they think they can win
-cersei gives me a headache
-jon is so pretty and for what
-mister dragon needs to chill
-is he gonna eat jon
-oh hes letting jon pet him alrightie
-it's kinda creepy seeing it up close ngl
-"gorgeous beast" PleaSe
-figure of speech yeah sure right mhmm
-didnt you want jorah dead like three seconds ago
-i fucking hate those ravens
-thats a big mountain
-thats a lot of dead folks oofdt
-oh sam
-hes a smart wee lad
-i hope they listen to sam, hes making very good point
-some of these measter are dickhead
-im so tired of bending this fucking knee
-what the fuck is a wet nurse
-how are you gonna bring a wight to the capital
-this is whisky business
-trusting a stranger is never a good idea but okay I guess
-the minute jon leave everyone starts shitting on him, what arseholes
-sansa is so pretty
-im so confused what is happening
- Ion like this
-oh no is jamie gonna kill tyrion
-not tyrion making jokes as if he isnt gonna die
-wheres gendry i miss him
-look at my mans I love him
-he looks so good,, look at him king shit
-pop off gendry with your big hammer thing,, I was not expecting that
-not miss thing tryna get bronn killed for betrayal i- 🤚🏾hold up
-IS SHE PREGNANT AGAIN OG MY FUCKING GOd,, shes really ginns have another ince*t baby i 💀,, cut the fkn camera
-gendry you had one job
-"youre alot leaner,, you're alot shorter" I king PleaSe pahahaha
-tyrion is so pretty
-jon you need to return cause like, I dont want you to die
-wait is sam leaving,, bye big library
-what is lord baelish up too now,, I'm sus
-only copy of what,, what is he doing
-is arya finna break into his room
-i dont like this,, he probably has whatever arya is looking for on him
-he hid it in the mattress that smart ngl
-what is lord baelish plotting,, it's making me unsettled
-"you need to convince the one with the dragons or the one with that fucks her brother" paahahah I cant pLease that's so fuunny
-tormund and jorah fight let's go
-"were all breathing" I mean ya I guess pahaha
-gendry is so pretty
S07E06
-they look so tiny against the snow
-"down south the air smells like pig shit" "you've never been down south" "I've been to winterfell" "that's the north" "pfftt" I love that whole interaction
-does tormund wanna fuck gendry i- pahahah
-hes allowed to be mad at you for selling him
-jorah and jon are having a moment bless them
-arya reminiscing about her dad is so cute and it makes me sad
-oh no they're arguing
-"beloved Joffrey" ouch
-we were getting along so well,, and lord baelish had fucked it up
-"gingers are beautiful" yes they are my guy yes they fucking are
-dws tomund what dick is 🤚🏾🤠
-uh babies tormund chill out
-the way Jon's jacket coat thing puffs out is so funny
-i really hope Jon's not in love with Dani
-cersei wants to murder alot of people
-wait why cant dani have children
-they looks like ants in the snow
-is that a polar bear,, NOT A POLAR BEAR I REPAET NOT A POLAR BEAR
-THEYVE GOT FLAMING SWORDS
-mans is gonna get eaten alive
-hes gonna die out here and he doesn't even care,, or maybe he wont die i ??????
-where did they get a flaming sword from
-lord baelish needs to stfu
-what is baelish planning
-its gone all quiet again
-jon said slice and dice
-that a loud fucking screech,, oh no I hear rumbling that cant be good
-go gendry go!!
-theyre running across a lake what if the ice breaks,,
-gendry is a fast little fuck huh
-im so stressed I dont want anyone else to die,, especially gendry
-theyre gonna freeze to death
-oh no thros froze, feels bad man
-where did he get a flaming sword,, it pretty poggers
-ive got anxiety
-not sansa going back to king's landing
-miss thing, honey, sansa it's never safe
-yall Danis coat is so pretty
-how to train your dragons type beat
-well done hound you've provoked the dead
-wheres dani and her dragons when you need her
-if tormund dies,, oh nooooo
-someone should help him
-this is so sad
-sis came through what a queen
-the king Walker is gonna throw the ice spear and kill the dragon oh naw
-the stress is coming back
-he just killed on of her dragons,, I'm so shook
-jons gonna drown
-okai hes still alive but how long still he freezes to death
-miss thing you're literally gonna freeze to death dont try to fight
-seeing uncle benjen die, saving him,, that hurted
-the CRUNCH of Jon's coat oft
-shes not gonna kill sansa right?!?
-arya gave her the dagger but now what?!?
S07E07 (this should be good)
-bronn I'm offend men with dicks are just as good with men without them
-the dothraki really just fight for fun huh
-THEON!!!!
-not the brothels 🤚🏾🥴
-the wight doesn't enjoy that box
-cersei you wont be killing anyone,, miss thing needs to SIT DOWN AND STFU
-god I don't wanna deal with any lennister,, apart from tyrion
-i love podrick
-maybe I dont like ser bronn
-im sus,, something bad might happen,, its gone all quiet
-here comes miss thing and euron
-im gonna be sick with anxiety
-does everyone just have a permanent from on their faces or what
-i hate when she speaks
-dragons as a means of travel is so handy
-ats a big fucking dragon pahaha
-constant state of stress
-euron shut the fuck up
-euron is gonna get punched in the face if he doesn't shut up
-sit down euron or fuck off
-cersei shut up for two seconds
-does whe really think the army of the dead is a bad joke,, MISS THING COME ONNN
-does miss thing believe them now after almost being attacked by a wight
-100,000 AT LEAST oh no
-euron is scared lol hes definitely gonna die
-"until the dead is defeated they are our true enemy" Miss thing we've been trying to tell you
-oop mans already been pledged and miss Cersei is pissed
-honestly fuck the Lannisters
-everyone is pissed at jon for not lying lol
-tyrion don't talk to cersei,, that's a bad idea just waiting to happen
-oh lord am stressed
#game of thrones#incorrect quotes#theon greyjoy#jon snow#S7 recap#jamie lannister#cersei lannister#tyrion lannister#podrick payne#brianne of tarth#ser bronn#sansa stark#arya strak#daenerys stormborn#daenerys targaryen
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its 12:47am i plan on finishing two episodes tonight needless to say im in a bad mood and im high this is going to be dramatic as hell.
SPOILER WARNING FOR 13 REASONS WHY SEASON 4 EPISODE 2 or 3 one of them got deleted at some point last night n idk which
This funeral is for someone who commited suicide and now im fearing for clay :(
Clay saying fuck you is my kink
Clay cursing >>>>
I want clay in my guts if you can't tell
ayO???
the calling is making me really nervous
So is SHIT weird or is clay just insane??
this is quickly becoming like a scary movie and i hate scary movies i signed up for the angst
THE SMILING CLAY HAS ME MF SENT IM SENT YALL I CANT BREAAAATHE
is it just me or do you want justin in ur guts ;-;
uR aSlEeP wHeN iM sLeEpInG why did he say it like that wtf
I NEED TO TAKE MY MORNING SHIT
I CANT MF BREATHE
I guess thats high school hey clay i was doing just fine buddy
Clay and justin reminsing abt season 1 ;-;
MY WHOLE LIFE IS CHALLENGES SET BACKS AND FAILURES CLAY IS THE BEST NARRARTOR PLEAAAAASEEEEE
thw writing being winston is too obvious it was obviously fucking the guys who beay the shit out of clay
alex: anxious bi
zach is cute the way he peaks over pls sir lemme hold ur hand
The way i talk abt clay vs the way i talk abt zach dksjsjd
zach literally could give less shits abt the world around him i was to be as carefree as him
also lets talk abt the way alex is STARRING at zach like BRO
Also Jessica screaming WERE FUCKED bitch duh coULD SAY IT ANY LOUDER
estella??? oh snap hang on i didnt think of it
Tyler: taking pictures
Hes so cute i love my boy
I literally hate the sheif hes irritating
Winston looks great in that fit bro
Justin ur wild bro
Winston is me snooping
ani is v protective shes so cute
Red painted clays locker onG THEY FRARMED HIS ASS
im so wtf
What class period is it where they are all just vibing
SHUT UP I LOVE CHARLIE
SHUT THE FUVK UP I LOVE ZACH
she called him sweetheart they are so sweet ;-;
these racists i cannot stand it they keep racially profiling tony :(
im so angry
lowkey tony and that guy kinda look the same age and i cant unsee it
Winstokn looks like the guy who plays pennywise
I WANT WINSTON TO SHUT UP LEAVE TYLER ALONE PLEASE
why do u care bro
im kind of really fucking nervous im nervous of what hes going to do
Oh tyler :(
winston is so aggravating
lEAVE CLAY ALONE
iM hErE fOr yOu eat my ass
zach is so cute hes literally planning a date with alex mr Im FuCkInG hEtErO okay pal
"Everything's fine"
"Everythings fucked"
"Same thing"
I aspire to be as chill as zach
wOULDNT LIFE BE BETTER IF WE JUET CAME OUT
FUCKING WISE CHOICE OF WORDS BUCKAROO
This man just walked onto that bus im-
THIS BITCH "thwre is a line"
"Sorry" keeps walking deeper into the bus
winston is so cute hes smile bro.
is clay gonna fight someone
god bolden is ugly
tHE SPRAY PAINT WHAT THE FUCK
tHROW IT OUT THE WINDOW???
zach arm is literally-
mATT>>>
zach is drunk isnt he??
zACH IN THE COAT
why tf is zach in alex in different groups
alex knows who winston is
Alex is so worried abt his boy
cLAY KEEPS TRYNA THROW IT AWAY AND EVERYONE IS ALL "hEyYyYy"
why would clay even do that bro??
zach looks so damn good fucking WOW
Zach is abt to go party with these ppl
THEY ARE GONNA GO PARTY
I CANT BREATHE I LOVE ZACH SO GODDAMN MUCH
clay n zach are so rare but so great together
winston dont look at alex 🔪
Jeremy looks familiar if u know who he is pls tell me
Jessica 😔😔 jesus im so nervous for her i feel like puking
Amanda: ???
THEYVE PLAYED THREE ROUNDS I LOCE THEMMMM
CLAY STILL DRINKS
cory sisj
the nerves i have for this drunk girl OH FUCK NO
i cant fucking breathe sorry yall i cant cover this lightheartedly so i wont at all
im so nervous
jess n justin :(
jess only liked justin on drugs change my mf mind
alex ;-;
winston is gonna get 🔪
Okay maybe not lowkey soft
why is looking at him like that he touched his hand EVERYONE STOP
IM NOT GAY ALEX MF STANDALL EVERYONE THE MAN WHO JUST MERE DAYS AGO KISSED ZACH
iM SO FUCKING CONFUSED EVERYDAY IM MORE N MORE CONFUSED
I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY ARE IN THE POLICE STATION
THEY ARE SO DRUNK
zach looks so good in this outfit on these chairs like he became a fashion god wtf
MATT
clay: is still drunk
I cant breathe
:( clay feels replaced by justin
zahc doesnt give a fuck abr anything wow
OMG CLAY
everyone is... off
jess and ani :( so sweet
THAT SCARED ME FUCK
why is justin writing with a fine liner
I hate justin and clays fights they always tear me apart :(
oh wow :( clays freckles
Tell him. God clay im going to kill u
TWO CANS AYO? ZACH WTF
iF I WORK HARD IT COULD BE 2.9 if it aint me
yes ani queen
wHY LIE TO ME WHAT GOOD DOES THAT DO HES SO FINE
wHy dIdNt yOu TeXt mE lAsT nIgHt clay shut up ongg
Winston simps for Alex so hard i cant breathe
Why is theprincipal trying so hard ur so creepy bro stg
estella is fucking pretty let me hug her :(
tHE SPRAY PAINT BRO IM-
he looks so fucking good alex thank you sir
caleb and tony :( so cute
alex ur so cute
YO WHY ARE ALEXS CALFS SO RIPPED
clay TELL SOMEONE you need to tell them. :(
i I DONT FUCK KNOW WHY clay is unintentional funny
I needed to hear that ;-;
dont bond over bryce ew
chole looks like alice from alice in wonderland and wow how haveneverr noticed that b4
he keeps standing her up ;-;
zAcHy ZaChY
ew
coffee dates bro
winston is so fucken creepy
Alex n his cane >>>
dIMPLES
omG DONT KISS
thank god
is he just gonna stay in love with zach??
i hatw this mf bro
clays pants pt. 2>>>
im sick and tired of being sick and tired of these kids not fetting happiness
wHY DOES HIS CLOSIBG LINES MAKE ME LAUGH OMG
He isnt gonna send that shit
in conclusion season 2 is still better.
#13rw#clay jensen#scott reed#zach dempsey#alex standall#justin foley#tony padilla#ryan shaver#13rw season 4#13rw s4 spoilers
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Heyooooo I stumbled across your blog and IM IN LOVE HOLY CRAP 🥺💕 I was wondering if I could request an ateez reaction to reader confessing/them finding out that a diff member was readers bias before they started dating? 👀
A/N: Thank you so much! And so I kind of tried to twist this request so I could get both ideas in there. I hope you like it! Sorry it took me forever lmao
Summary: You confess to Ateez and they are surprised (but relieved) because they had thought another member was your bias.
Hongjoong:
Joongiieeeeeeeeeee
Sweetheart
SO nervous to tell you he likes you
He sits you down in an empty room so the guys won’t interrupt
His hands are shaking
As soon as you sit down he’s rambling
stuttering a lot
trying his best to keep his cool but failing miserably
now you’re nervous bc you don’t know why he wanted to talk in the first place
you’re brain is like “he’s gonna tell you he doesn’t want to be your friend” or summ
so all of a sudden you’re just like “JOONGIE I LIKE YOU”
and he shuts right up
he :o
You’re so worried that you just messed up your entire friendship but you really wanted him to cut to the chase and it just popped out
Then he starts smiling
kinda creepy bc he still hasn’t said anything
when he finally snaps out of it he’s yelling
OMG OMG OMG ME TOOOOOO
and he’s squishing your cheeks and giving you Eskimo kisses aw
but then he stops and you’re blushing like crazy
and he blurts “thought you liked Mingi but ill TAKE IT”
“Well I do but like….not like that…”
He’s smiling and asking you so many questions bc he wants to know your comfort level and boundaries and everything before you guys even make it official
just a happy baby and is so excited to be with you
Seonghwa:
Honestly with him, it’s an accident
one day you’re hanging out like normal
but you cannot stop staring (but I cant blame you)
He catches you and he blushhhhh
You smile, but he’s so dreamy you’re kind of out of it honestly
And it just comes out
“I like you, Seongie”
Whoops
Takes you a minute to register what you even said, but his eyes are huge
he’s like excusez-mhwa (lol see what I did) I thought you liked Wooyoung
And you get this weird burst of confidence, like since it’s already out there
and you repeat yourself
“I literally just said I liked you”
Then he smiles super big
moves towards you super quick
Kisses you straight out the gate no question
When he finally pulls away you’re like
“Does that mean you like me too?”
“yes”
“good”
and he makes quick work of telling everybody bc he’s so thrilled
Yunho:
(Can you tell im loving the ears?)
Teddy bear baby
You’re doing some platonic cuddling one day and watching a movie
Probably a scary movie
And every once in a while you hide your face in his chest bc it’s too scary
and he’s so endeared
you’re like I need someone to protect me (but he misses that very obvious flirtation)
“Lemme get jongho”
DUMBASS
and you straight up tell him no
“Why not I thought you like him”
“Want you to protect me”
Yunho just blank-face stares at you
totally not getting it
Would never imagine you could like him over jongho
poor baby doesn’t know his worth
So you just tell him like, homie, I like you come cuddle
He smiles so big “OOOhhhhhh”
Jumps back into cuddles without argument
mumbling into your hair about how much he likes you too and how long he’s been waiting to tell you and thank god you don’t like jongho and AHHHH
“shut up im still tryna watch the movie”
straight up turns the TV off
cheeseball force-cuddles you for the rest of your life while simultaneously texting the group chat like “guess who just confessed!!!!”
the guys text back like “ey you finally did it?”
“me? no y/n”
Yeosang:
the day you resolve to tell him you like him ends up being a day where he’s super tired
so when you tell him you like him he cant even register what just happened
“what” x60
and then he figures it out and he’s like “oh ditto just thought you were crushing on Hongjoong)”
DITTO?! you totally ignore the hongjoong comment bc…. YOUR CRUSH LIKES YOU BACK
you’re excited now and he’s trying so hard to match your energy but poor baby just cant right now
“since you’re my girlfriend now can we cuddle”
Duh, who would say no to that?
And then you’re cuddling and he’s half asleep on you and you’re so excited and fidgety
He keeps waking up to pinch you so you’ll stay still
like “SORRY IM SO FULL OF LOVE”
and he’s giggling
He is genuinely happy but he’s so sleepy
so he just squeezes you too him as hard as he can being that tired
and you eventually calm down enough to stay still
and he’s like thank god
“if you’re like this every time im trying to sleep im breaking up with you”
“ALREADY?!”
San:
Since he’s typically super high energy and hyper its really hard for you to get him to chill out long enough to confess
but when he sees that you’re really nervous he gets super worried about you bc he cute like that
and he’s fussing over you
feeling your forehead and holding your hands and offering to get you water and making you sit down
“SAN CHILL IM JUST NERVOUS BC I LIKE YOU”
big ol’ gasp
“but what about Yunho”
Boy what are you talking about
“you like him”
No, you
Really?
SAN DO YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME OR NOT
“oh for sure”
Big cheesin’
Kisses all over your face and then runs to find the guys
screaming the whole time
Mingi:
The day you tell him you’re just hanging out with the members
and you’re all watching different music videos for fun and just being excited about the stuff you love together
and one of their videos pops up in the queue and you’re LIKE SEONGHWAAAAAAAAAAA (just bc he’s your buddy and you wanna hype him”
Mingi is pouting already
obviously he loves his hyung but like hey
Mingi’s bitter “what does he have that I don’t…I have stuff he doesn’t: im taller….”
And obviously you hear his mumbling
and you just give him kissy on his cheek
He’s so surprised
then he shows up in the music video and you flip out even more just to prove you like him
and he gets the message and does that laugh
WAHAHAHA
ya know the one
and he grabs you and your back is pressed to his chest and he’s kissing the top of your head repeatedly
the guys finally yell at you to stop or leave like aint nobody tryna see that
so you guys take their advice and scoot for Date #1
Wooyoung:
you didn’t actually tell wooyoung that you liked him
you were telling your friend over the phone and he overheard you
nosy fool
but as soon as he hears you gushing he stops to listen
fully thinking that you’re talking about San
but then he hears his name and he screams “ME?!”
and runs to scoop you up and spins you so fast you drop your phone
then he picks it up and tells your friend byebye
gives you smooches all over your face not realizing that you’re literally dying of embarrassment
he literally just heard you whining about how bad you wanna kiss him and being super mushy and gross
Wooyoung does not care, he’s just relieved that you like him too
“we’re dating now”
kisses you on the lips for a little then he’s like “CAN I TELL EVERYONE”
and you still haven’t said anything bc you’re so shocked and embarrassed
but he doesn’t wait for you to answer he just runs out while you stand there with wide eyes and swollen lips
Jongho:
Jongho is really shy around you already
And he thinks that you like Yeosang so he is always careful
doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable and he’s so respectful always
so when you sit super close to him one day he’s so stiff
and doesn’t want to move away bc he likes you and also doesn’t want you to be offended
but also doesnt want to do anything wrong
You sigh and you look at him
he melts
“Jonho can I tell you something”
uhoh
immediately assumes he did something wrong and tries to scoot away
but you grab his hand and he stays
“I like you”
He exhales so loud, he was holding his breath and he didn’t even know
he smiles and tells you he likes you too
but since there’s other people in the room he refuses to do anything
like he’s a romantic and he wants your first moments as an official couple to be only yours
so he takes you to another room and kisses you super soft
just so loving as soon as you tell him
cant wait to spend time with you as more than just friends
#ateez#ateez imagines#ateez scenarios#ateez reactions#ateez fluff#fluff#jongho#hongjoong#mingi#seonghwa#yeosang#wooyoung#yunho#fanfiction
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mum and i just finished watching season one of teen wolf and here are the highlights of our reactions:
romantic moment between allison and scott, mum: hahahahaha
MY MOM DOES ALL THE GROCERY SHOPPING
why are you sitting with your trousers on in the shower
mum already guessed that allison’s dad is a hunter
dad: who’s looking at her? because werewolves aren’t invisible
stiles pulls out the wolf’s bane - mum: well that came up easily didn’t it
okay but why does stiles wear suit jackets half the time what is this fashion
stiles in the cop car: BI PANIC
me: why is he ON THE ROOF, mum: because he’s a ✨werewolf✨
okay i’m sorry but i still can’t get over them playing LACROSSE
mum will 10/10 times always laugh at coach finstock
mum: he’s ~growling softly~
oh my god derek can you stop being a stalker
i- i love derek so much i can’t- WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO STALKERISH
what are you doing? OH JUST BACK FLIPPING OFF A ROOF
derek is literally just. STARING AT CHRIS. DO YOU NOT HAVE MORE EMOTIONS THAN BLANK FACE
I DO PLENTY OF SUCKING FOR HIS BENEFIT PAHAHH
derek you can’t just TELL SOMEONE TO OPEN THEIR EYES
derek can you STOP BEING SO CREEPY
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE WHY DID THEY LEAVE IN HIS EROTIC MOANING
can derek only talk in simple sentences
mum: how many series? how are they gonna turn this into six series? this storyline is obviously going to end so what’s actually going to happen
i- i love stiles.
mum: who’s that extra person at the tables ????? me: allison’s mum, mum: i didn’t even know she had a mum
mum: oh look that’s exactly where he needs to go for the plot. close the door. HURRY UP. honesty, he’s gonna get caught and have more explaining to do. i can’t stand it. OH WHY DONT YOU JUST TAKE A PICTURE OF IT! DO IT DO IT JUST DO ITTTTT
chris mate youre being creepier than derek now
mum: grow ya nails! there you go. haha
lydia is just taking selfies in the car i love her
derek you can’t just go round breaking people’s hands to prove a point
me: don’t do it in a forest, mum: WHEEZE what do you MEAN? me: well it’s a little unhygienic isn’t it, mum: what are you SEVENTY FIVE
mum just.... mum just said to me “can you see something going off between those two in the future?” me: derek and kate? “yeah like with the dynamic that’s going on” SHE REALLY JUST STRAIGHT OUT GUESSED THE BACKSTORY BETWEEN KATE AND DEREK
mum: you would’ve thought he’d have done that house up by now, me: it was his families house which BURNT IN A FIRE SIX YEARS AGO
mum: IS IT HIM? THE VET MAN? THE ALPHA?
stiles and scott are baby i love them
mum @ peter: he looks a bit creepy doesn’t he?
mum @ derek: how does he live?
mum: okay what i don’t get is. they have all these open conversations about it in front of people. that teacher is a bit suspicious
is scott’s catchphrase “WHAT ARE YOU DOING??”
mum: I THINK THE VET MAN IS HIDING SOMETHING
SCOTTS LITTLE BABY HOWL IM CRYING HES SO FUCKING CUTE
sourwolf 🥺🥺🥺🥺
mum: i mean right- would you- would you go in that school with a torch? looking for someone that you don’t fully know is in there? even in this world, in the safe knowledge that werewolves aren’t real, and i mean in THAT world ???
they have a swimming pool on the FIRST FLOOR ????
stiles is ICONIC
stiles is ICONIC part two
mum keeps shushing me whenever i say “W E R E W O L V E S”
me: i love stiles. mum did you know i loved stiles. mum do you have a favourite character? mum: i quite like derek. cuz he’s very misunderstood 🥺🥺
allison kissing scott, mum: and this is the time....
me: so scott’s walking around with this atom bomb- mum: molotov cocktail
mum: remind me why he’s walking around with an exploding cocktail again?
mum: in the mean time let’s forget about the school test! me: mum they just might have bigger problems such as WEREWOLVES
“call me biles” THATS WHAT IM TRYNA SAY
scott stop LOOKING LIKE A MURDERER
mum: what is WRONG with him? me: maybe that’s his sexy face, mum: well- i mean-
LUNAR-tic OH MY GOD THATS SO COOL
mum: do they ever find out that he’s a teen wolf?
me and mum just giggle at the werewolves it’s getting to be a problem
me: oh my god derek use your words, mum: he’s not good with words :((
can you believe that JACKSON is gonna be the one to first put it together (minus stiles ofc)
vROOM vROOM IM IN DEREK HALES CAR
dereeeeeek the stalkerrrrrrrrr
this is so fucking homoerotic how many fucking TIMES is he gonna look at dereks LIPS oh my GOD STILES
MY COUSIN MIGUEL. THIS IS SO ICONIC
“this. no FIT.” alsjfskkskkffm
“you’re a horrible person” “i know it keeps me awake at night” afkekakdkfndn
derek and stiles act like an old married couple already this is only episode nine
mum @ peter: oh! he speaks!
me and mum: HOW IS THERE NO ONE ELSE IN THIS HOSPITAL
why did peter just do blue steel into the mirror
aw i love danny
“i really don’t get lacrosse” ME NEITHER PETER
i don’t like the way the teeth come out in the werewolf transformation
allison + that crossbow = hot
“a HALE of a lot”
see, this is why stiles would be a slytherin
me and mum REALLY need to stop laughing at the werewolves
just tried to attempt the werewolf stair jump
mum: you-you know what? there are some things in this programme which just happen and don’t make any sense. like why is this happening right now?
that police sketch of derek reminds me of tangled with ‘they just can’t get my nose right!’
mum finds out about derek and kate, mum: DIDNT I SAY- DIDNT I SAY ABOUT THOSE TWO
how does peter looks different every single time you see him
okay but me and mum NEED TO STOP LAUGHING AT THE WEREWOLVES
dad comes in and starts answering all of the questions they ask on tv
dad commenting on the ‘rough behaviour’ mate they’re werewolves
dad: is she tryna act sexy or is this in slow motion?
dad just continually calls everyone in the hospital nurse practitioners
derek really just be laying there while the final boss battle is going on
laughing at werewolves again. he looks like he belongs in halloweentown
dad says it reminds him of supernatural and the ‘cocky one’ (dean)
me dancing at suspenseful music when derek becomes the alpha
#this is lowkey a mess and there’s actually way more on my notes but go off#for anyone wondering the gaps between bullet points is to signify a new episode#i still cannot get over mum guessing the derek and kate plot point before they barely had a scene together#mad#another thing if anyones wondering: this is the first time i watched the show but i already know a lot abt tw bc y’know#the internet#teen wolf#reactions#stiles stilinski#derek hale#sterek#lydia martin#scott mccall#jackson whittemore#allison argent
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