#and like when it comes to emotions and conflict i’m blunt but i’m caring and it takes a lot for me to be disinfranchised by people

[wildevenusian]

i just don’t understand. why say ur ready to talk if you aren’t?

can u believe this post is what got me to reach tag limit

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Hi!!! Sorry if you've been asked this before but is it possible for you to summarize the Bonus Links' personalities? Just asking because I'd like to get a general idea, apologies if this is too much of a pain to answer 😭🫶🏻

hey! luckily I already wrote up character intros a while back that I never posted to tumblr lol, so I'll go ahead and post them now! under the cut since this is mega long lol

Loft

Pronouns: he/him

Game: Skyward Sword

Age: 22

Height: 5’3”

Communication: Mainly speaks, signs occasionally

Personality: World’s Nicest Man Pushed To His Limit. It’s his nature to be light-hearted and easy-going, but ever since the events of Skyward Sword he’s been unable to let the implications of Demise’s curse and Zelda’s connection to Hylia go. He’s usually mild, but he’s got a lot of suppressed anger in him that comes out at inopportune times. He tends towards being optimistic, but has lately been caught in a depressive spiral. As a result of all these conflicting emotions, he hasn’t felt like himself in a while. Before everything, he could have been described as a little bit lazy, but these days a better word would be lethargic. He’s got a mischievous and thrill-seeking streak that often surprises people. He knows he’s powerful, but he’s lost some confidence in the years since his quest. He’s wracked with guilt about the way everything ended.

Slate

Pronouns: tends to use he/him, but really any

Game: Breath of the Wild (ignoring TotK for now)

Age: 21

Height: 5’0”

Communication: Mainly signs, speaks occasionally

Personality: The Reviews Are In: Friendly Guy, Vaguely Off-Putting. He knows he’s not pre-calamity Link, but he’s not exactly sure what he is instead. He’s accepted this about himself, and it grinds his gears that other people refuse to. He’s not sure what to do with all these memories inside him that aren’t his, and that he feels nothing for. He’s become more expressive, but when he’s upset his face goes entirely blank. He has a tendency to be distracted, blunt, intense, impulsive, somewhat abrasive. But he’s not unkind, and can even be outright friendly. He’d offer his help to anyone who asks, and he makes it a point to know everyone in Hyrule. He’s happiest out in nature, and doesn’t mind the solitude. He only ever lies by omission, and otherwise says exactly what he means. There’s something a little otherworldly about him.

Mask

Pronouns: he/him

Game: Ocarina of Time, Majora’s Mask

Age: 15

Height: 5’2½”

Communication: Mainly speaks, signs occasionally

Personality: Local Teen Needs Hug So Bad, Will Bite If You Try. He’s prickly, hot-tempered, moody. He’ll pick verbal battles he probably shouldn’t. Everything is a touchy subject. But he’s developed this behavior as a coping mechanism. He’s kind by nature, and it takes effort to lash out. The person he is with Malon- gentle, more soft-spoken, with a good sense of humor and a love for harmless mischief- is a lot closer to the person he’s comfortable being. He’s a scared kid. He feels out of place, both mature and immature, of this world and not. Sometimes, he gets scrambled between Termina, the Hyrule he’s in now, the Hyrule he left behind, and the Hyrule of the war. He has a lot of resentment for both the gods and the royal family, and all he wants is to be left alone.

Wolf

Pronouns: he/him

Game: Twilight Princess

Age: 23

Height: 5’5”

Communication: Mainly speaks, signs occasionally

Personality: Thank God I’m A Country Boy. He’s a gentle soul, probably the gentlest out of all of them. He likes to be useful, and he has made being the problem solver of Ordon Village part of his identity. He’s a bit of a mother hen and likes to take care of people. Midna was good at bringing out a little bit of attitude and snark in him. He’s got a bad case of Resting Bitch Face, but he’s not an angry person. However, he’s had a hard time adjusting to life back in Ordon. He’s usually even-tempered, but lately he’s been irritable and easier to anger. He feels isolated by his experiences, and has been avoiding most of the villagers, including his loved ones, even though it makes him lonely. Mostly he just doesn’t want to take it out on them, but it’s also about his pride. He enjoys the company of animals far more these days. He wants a quiet life, and has been avoiding Zelda's attempts to make "Hero" a political role for him to fill.

War

Pronouns: he/him

Game: Hyrule Warriors

Age: 25

Height: 5’7”

Communication: Mainly speaks, signs occasionally, had Proxi speak for him at one point during the war

Personality: Link “This Is My Jaeger, I Make The Tactical Decisions” Faron. He comes across as a very charming young man, witty, helpful, pleasant in conversation, well-adjusted. In reality, he is constantly doing complicated political 4D chess in his mind at all times, even when it’s not necessary. Many years of being subject to the whims of the Royal Court and pressure to be a perfect symbol have poisoned him: he’s become calculating, manipulative, superficially polite, two-faced. He has to be the one holding all the cards, considering all the variables, fixing all of the problems, because he can’t trust anyone else. If you were to strip him of all pretense, he'd actually be a dry, resigned person, perpetually annoyed with everyone around him. He values status and reputation, and he wants more power than he has. His appearance is important to him because he knows his pretty face is an asset. He holds deep respect for the gods and the mantle of the hero. He has a strong sense of duty, but one that often leads him to justify terrible actions. The ends justify the means.

Mirror

Pronouns: he/they

Game: A Link Between Worlds, Triforce Heroes

Age: 22

Height: 5’1”

Communication: Mainly speaks, signs occasionally

Personality: Local Link Doing Pretty Well Actually, All Things Considered. He’s just living his life, having a mostly pleasant time. He used to be quiet and reserved when he was younger, but has come out of his shell in a big way. He’s a bit vain, and fond of doing things with a dramatic flair. They like to have an audience, they like to make people laugh, they like to have your attention. Rather than being poisoned by court politics, he thrives in them. He doesn’t pretend to be charming, he just is. They can be on the arrogant side. He’s interested in fashion and art more than fighting these days, but still keeps his skills up to date. He pretends the scar on his face doesn’t bother him, but it does. He’s particularly obsessed with the legend of the hero before him.

Mage

Pronouns: he/him

Game: A Link to the Past, Link’s Awakening, Oracle of Ages, Oracle of Seasons

Age: 32

Height: 5’3”

Communication: Mainly speaks, signs occasionally

Personality: Weird Uncle You Just Stopped Hearing From One Day. He’s a difficult guy to get a read on. He comes off as deeply serious, imposing, no-nonsense. He is actually full of nonsense. The fact that no one can tell what is and isn’t part of the bit is part of the bit. He mostly ignores his own problems by dedicating his life to solving other people’s problems. He wanders from place to place, helping people and becoming a bit of a larger than life folk legend in his own right in the process. He’s leaned into learning magic more than the sword, and has built up quite the arsenal of spells. He doesn’t speak often, and is content to let other Links lead despite being the oldest and the most experienced. He’s difficult to rile and even more difficult to get a straight answer out of.

Spirit

Pronouns: he/him

Game: Spirit Tracks

Age: 16

Height: 4’11”

Communication: Mainly signs, speaks occasionally. He has a stutter when he speaks.

Personality: Wants To Be Anywhere But Here, Preferably On A Train. He’s fully given up swordfighting, and basically just wants to go back to being a Royal Engineer like nothing happened. He has no interest in gaining any kind of attention, authority, or power from the mantle of the hero, and would actually prefer that everyone stop looking at him. He’s quiet, sweet-natured and generally non-confrontational, but he’s not afraid to stand up for himself when pushed. It’s just that it’s easier to let Zelda stand up for him instead. He’s pretty mature and in-tune with his emotions for a 16 year old. Seeing spirits everywhere, he has a lot of private thoughts about grief and death that he doesn’t share with anyone. The gears in his brain are constantly turning, and once he’s stuck on an idea, it’s all he can focus on. He often doesn’t give himself enough credit for how capable he is. Please let him tell you about trains.

Mini

Pronouns: he/him

Game: Minish Cap

Age: 14

Height: 4’3”

Communication: Only signs, mute.

Personality: He’s Just A Little Guy, Only 2 Pixels Tall. Mini doesn’t do anything he doesn’t want to do. He’s not very expressive in the face, and it can be hard to tell what he’s thinking or feeling. Mostly, he’s a little rascal. He likes to root around in the garbage and build strange little machines from what he finds. He spends a lot of time hanging out with the Minish, moreso than humans. It’s a little bit of an escapism thing. He hasn’t really processed what it meant to become the hero so young, and is actively trying to avoid doing so. He’s very independent, and simply doesn’t compute attempts to coddle him.

Wake

Pronouns: he/him

Game: Wind Waker, Phantom hourglass

Age: 20

Height: 5’5”

Communication: Mainly speaks, signs occasionally

Personality: Everyone’s Favorite Cousin At The Family Function. He’s a fun person to be around. Friendly, energetic, laid back, good-natured, outgoing. He is always up for a good shenanigan. But he can get serious when he needs to, and often plays the important role of mediator in group dynamics. He’s the glue that holds the team together! He seems to take everything in stride, and presents himself as unbothered by the things that have happened to him. Whether that’s actually true, or he’s just compartmentalized everything too well remains to be seen. He has a strange way of being very open, and yet a closed book at the same time. He’s sentimental, and family is important to him

[kakiastro]

The Dark Side of You

Hey yall! You good? So I was thinking about the dark, shadow, unevolved, unhealed (whatever word you want to use) sides of each sign. I noticed something and maybe it’s just me here.

I noticed when you’re not acting your best self, you tend to act like the dark side of your sister sign .

Personal example: im a cancer rising so that means when I’m at my best and working on myself, I’m warm, I’m welcoming, I’m calm, I’m shy at first but never standoffis. But honeyyyy when I’m not in a good place mentally, all of my Capricorn (the dark side of cap) come out full blast. I’m standoffish, I can be hella cold, Im extremely blunt that comes off as rude. It’s just not good energy to be around or in lol

Since your rising is how the world perceive you, when you’re at your worst then the dark side of your sister sign acts up lol

Also look at your Mars sign for anger and Moon for overall emotions

I was thinking back on times when I didn’t handle my anger well. I have Mars Libra. So the way I deal with my anger is through a creative outlet because Libra is a Venus sign. I also listen to music or I try to find a peaceful resolution to the conflict, very Libran lol now at my worst, when it’s not controlled, my Aries energy comes out! I don’t care about your feelings, or what happens, my mouth has no filter whatsoever lol but that’s not the energy I’m suppose to be in when I’m angry this lifetime

I’m an Aquarius moon, drama queen at my worst😭

Have you noticed

-when a Scorpio is pissed off, they cuss you out and become hella vocal (Taurus)

-when Capricorns are upset, they definitely can lash out emotionally by being petty(Cancer)

-when Virgo are mad asf and they use their emotions and play victim to get what they want because they’ve lost control (PIsces)

-how about Aquarius, when there at their worst, the turn into drama queens and utterly selfish and attention seeking (Leo)

-Sagittarius will talk you to death until you agree with their ideal because they don’t like to be wrong (Gemini)

-Libras can become selfish and only think of themselves at their worst (Aries)

You can easily flip the highlighted signs and see there dark sides of the non-highlighted signs well!

Before anyone gets mad at me, remember, im talking about the Dark/unpleasant side of the sign. We’ve all have had our unpleasant moments.

Sister signs

Aries-Libra

Taurus-Scorpio

Gemini-Sagittarius

Cancer-Capricorn

Leo-Aquarius

Virgo-Pisces

This is just something I’ve been researching and noticing, how about you? Do you tend to act like the dark side of your sister sign

[dream-bee-baby]

MATCHUP EXCHANGE — HOTD & JJK

I am super excited to do this exchange thank you so much again and I can’t wait to see the results!

MISC: For HOTD, I would prefer to be matched with a male character and preferably the targaryens if that’s something you can do ofc :) and for JJK, I’m fine with anyone as long as they aren’t minors (this also goes for HOTD).

My name is Jaxrel! People mostly use “Jax” as a nickname for me which is perfectly fine! I go by many other names like Ian, Alex, Levi, etc. I go by he/him pronouns, i’m a (trans)male, and im bisexual with more of a male preference. I’m an aquarius. chaotic neutral/evil. choleric-sanguine, morally-grey. ENTP, extrovert (but also introverted as well). enneagram-4w3, and a Slyffindor. :D

PERSONALITY:

Σ੧(❛□❛✿) I'm very extroverted but I also have introvert traits as well. My personality is very unique but also a bit hard to describe. I'm very confident, straightforward and I have a sense of justice for myself (I have a urge to correct someone of faulty information), uses "big" words, good sense of humor, playful, entertaining, optimistic, mischievous, curious(l'm nosy and I love gossip/drama), I can be a rule breaker(sometimes don't mean to). l'm extremely independent, when comfortable I talk about a lot of stuff for hours, loud talker (I can also be really quiet to the point where no one around me can hear), emotions come off as sarcastic or silly due to autism). I’m also pretty monotone/nonchalant and blunt(unintentionally). As for my sense of humor I can be sometimes crude. l'm a very chill and intelligent person but some people would say I have some "repressed anger issues, get a reallyyy overractive Brain, tend to get deep and philosophical when I'm left on my own for to long, I can be verbally aggressive when prevoked. Usually when I meet people I come off as awkward and shy and sometimes even distant and cold but l'lI get comfortable with them soon enough. Usually at first I can come off as cold and calculative in demeanor but it can get mixed up for me being arrogant or detached from people around me. l'm always there for someone no matter what. I'm the dad friend. When I go out I always bring water bottles, first aid kit, chapsticks (pretty much anything you can think of). I have a lot of social awareness but i often intentionally act in a rash and unapologetic way because personally i do not care at all for social norms or rules. As l'm the dad friend (also the therapist friend too) l've been told give a lot of good advice and im also a very good listener too. I tend to take risks for my curiosity or if it’s for something I really have to know. Here’s more information about me

MISC:

(^з^)-☆ I've been diagnosed with a lot of disorders such as Autism, ADHD, Schizophrenia, BPD + etc, it's hard especially with my Autism, sadly a lot of these run in my family unfortunately and I gotten a lot of them, I'm prone to psychosis / delusions and sometimes it happens in episodes that can last for months. I also get really mad if people piss me off which goes for my repressed anger issues. I love texting with kaomojis and silly little emoticon thingies :D. I’ve been compared to Victor Nikiforov a lot because of how cheerful can be and from what I know I don't seem to understand -or even care about-conventional social norms. I also have that rock star charm. And as an extra I can always dazzle woman and men alike without a single glance). Clumsy (accidentally + sometimes purposely). Misuses slangs or common phases. Im able to pick up new skills relativity easy. I can sometimes point out the most oblivious things and sometimes miss so many details. Prone to be a bit directionless in life and prone to bad luck but try to find humor in most situations. I approach life to live a life of varied experiences, not take life too seriously, to not dwell on the past. I’m comfortable with confrontation and I don’t shy away from conflict (I often meet heated conflict with a snarky/condescending smile, a bit combative with authority and those who irritate me) but is generally easygoing, even-tempered, logical, intelligent (as I said previously…), not sentimental, does not hold onto regrets, good at self-reflection, generally does things out of self-interest but willingly helps others out occasionally. Affectionate with loved ones, very teasing(only if I know that they don’t mind), I wanna be a youtuber / twitch streamer who games a lot and reacts to vocaloid songs, true crime, etc… My lucky colors are all shades of yellow, gold and green. My lucky gems are moonstone, cats-eye, peral and any kind of white stone, my lucky bontanicals are elder, blackberrys, hops, juniper, linseed, grapes and all types of fruit juices.

KINS:

Σ੧(❛□❛✿) hiyori tomoe (enstars), yoosung kim (mystic messenger), jumin han (mystic messenger), hanako (tbhk), felix kranken (twf), albedo (genshin impact), shoya ishida (a silent voice), tom (eddsworld). eridan (homestuck), karkat (homestuck), shu itsuki (enstars), miyamura izumi (horimiya), michael afton (FNAF), william afton (FNAF), lolbit (FNAF), mangle (FNAF), natsume sakasaki (enstars), sora harukawa (enstars), urumi akamaki (alice in borderland), V (mystic messenger), hagumi kitazawa (bandori), argenti (honaki star rail), matsubara kanon (bandori), shinji ikari (neon genesis evangelion), kanade uryuu (platinum end), minami kotobuki (oshi no ko), lain iwakura (serial experiments lain), hajime hinata (danganronpa), k-angel (needy streamer overdose) and more.

KINS I RELATE TO THE MOST:

Σ੧(❛□❛✿) Victor Nikiforov (Yuri On Ice), Tei (Nameless), Cutthroat (Akudama Drive, Except the Bloodlust cutthroat has.), Gu Won (King The Land), Ranpo Edogawa (Bungo Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungo Stray Dogs), Space Ishtar (Fate), Okita Souji (Fate), Langa Hasegawa (Sk8 The Infinity), Sherlock Holmes (TGAA), Suguru Niragi (Alice In Borderland), Mira Kano (Alice In Borderland), Aguni (Alice In Borderland), Shuntaro Chishiya (Alice In Borderland), Takeru Danma (Alice In Borderland), Zack (Final Fantasy 7), William James Moriarty (Moriarty The Patriot), Vash The Stampede (Trigun), Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist), Otonashi Yuzuru (Angel Beats), Karma Akabane (Assassination Classroom), Mafuyu Asahina (Project Sekai: Colorful Stage), Vanitas (Study Case of Vanitas), Zoe Hange (AOT), Shinoa Hiragi (Seraph of The End) + more

HOBBIES:

Σ੧(❛□❛✿) gaming, anthropology pathology, theology, zoology, music, dancing, filmmaking, art (drawing, painting, pottery, digital art, etc), learning different instruments/languages, cosplaying, skateboarding, tabletop RPG's, taking pictures of things that I think are pretty, collecting figurines/stuffed animals and puppetry, science/history, soccer(football)/volleyball/ basketball, skating and swimming, cooking/baking, art is definitely my main hobby I dedicate a lot of time to it, I can play 5 instruments which is the piano, cello, koto and bass/electric guitar, I know 6 languages and I'm learning more right now (which are hindi, german, thai, portuguese, cantonese and chinese if your interested).

HOBBIES MISC:

Σ੧(❛□❛✿) I love gaming a lot and I play a lot of survival horror games, role-playing games, visual novels, etc, spent a lot of my money on games for my nintendo, Ps5 and computer. I play too much on roblox and basically during my freetime when I'm not studying other things I like/OR for school I'm usually in my gaming seat playing away and eating junk food. The games I really enjoy playing is roblox, class of 09, needy streamer overdose, honaki impact 3rd, omori, any rhythm games, any horror games and etc… I also like writing and reading a lot, including with a studying new things with history, languages, etc. I love taking naps too and I also enjoy watching youtube (my favorite youtubers are flamingo, berleezy, kub scoutz, markiplier, benoftheweek, funkyfrogbait, etc). This also includes with me liking to watch movies as well, same goes for tv shows, animes, asian dramas, etc.. (I also tend to rewatch a lot but not too much; like watching the harry potter movies, any of the marvel movies, horror movies, etc). I've been told I'm a very good dancer! I do belly dancing and I also do hiphop dancing as well. I've been in a lot of sports for years now since I was little (thank you to my mother for forcing me :,D) and now I'm in so many! and l've won a lot of rewards and I've been to a couple championships all because of me.

LIKES:

Σ੧(❛□❛✿)Chocolate, Strawberries, Pizza, Iced Coffee and Boba Tea, Anime/ Manga, Music, Food, Winning in arguments online or irl, Reading, Cats, Sharks, Animals in general, Cold/or Rainy Weather, Shopping, Action or Romance movies, Kdrama(pretty much any asian dramas), Skincare + GWRM routines (I ENJOY doing those things, they make me feel so awake), Spicy & Sweet Food, Wax Candy, Chinese Takeout, Chicken(any kind of meat), Ramen.

MUSIC:

Σ੧(❛□❛✿) I LOVE music a lot. I'm a k/jpop stan, I listen to metal/rock a lot, I listen to vkei and vocaloid a lot too, this is also another genre I enjoy listening to but idk what to call it but it's similar to 6arelyhuman, Odetari, Kets4eki, etc (I make similar music to them and I’m a small vocaloid producer), I also listen to a lot of indie pop, rap music and scene music. I've been a really big lemon demon fan and I really like listening to any sad music too.

LOVE LANGUAGES:

Σ੧(❛□❛✿)Gift-Giving, Physical Touch, Quality time. You wouldn’t know how much I enjoy it when someone gifts me something I love/like a LOT, for example like getting me cherry pepsis, energy, arizona tea, etc and anything food/drink related or even giving me plushies, chocolate strawberries or even a sanrio plushie bouquet I’ll be over the moon and it makes me feel like I’m loved. I’m pretty clingy when I’m not doing anything ngl, I love physical touch as much as I love receiving gifts, I love hugging my beloveds close to me and lay my head on their shoulder, I’ll also listen to my partner and everything! They’ll get whatever they want from me since I would throw my money to get them what they want and I’ll just be there for them. I love going out whenever I can, I love aquariums a lot and o would love to have those kind of dates, I enjoy shopping too, like for clothes, merch, books, etc, I’ll probably spend my entire life’s savings on those things.

APPEARANCE:

Σ੧(❛□❛✿) l'm pretty tall l'm 5'9 right now and l'm on the very skinny side / very slender. I'm half Polish and half West Asian (Iraqi). People usually get confused and a lot I get questions if I'm from Hawaii, Brazil or Mexico (even though I’m not from either of those country’s I’m happy that people think that), I have dyed black hair. My hair is pretty short (but a little long only going down my neck a few inches) but I get a lot of compliments for it. When I get out of bed from sleeping my hair is always looking like a mess (psst I also have bangs too. Ive been told I look both masculine and feminine). I’ve also been told that I look a lot like those hot webtoon characters. I have piercings (one in (?) my nose, two on the bottom of my lips, and a couple more on both of my ears). I want a tattoo so bad, If I ever get one it would be on the side of my belly and it would be a spider tattoo. I have a dimple on my chin and I have hazel almond eyes.

AESTHETIC/CLOTHING STYLE:

Ok so this is definitely what makes me unique to people other than my personality, my fashion extends to gyaruo (hime gal, himekaji, agejo, rokku, manba, banba, kogal, tsuyome, and kigurumi), goth (trad goth, romantic goth, mall goth, cyber goth, and victorian goth), scenemo/emo (ofc), & Y2K, shoujo, jirai kei, vkei, ouji and lolita, suits (+ MORE). I only wear all these outfits in a more masculine way on so many days, but I sometimes wear some feminine as well (usually going for gyaru, scenemo, lolita, jiari kei, etc, especially hime gyaru omfg). I usually wear these fashion outfits whenever I’m in school, when i'm out somewhere, during my job, or just to look cool. Whenever I'm not in my crazy outfits I'm usually dressed in my "IDGAF" outfits by that I mean are like pj pants and a black shirt, usually I look like I'm alternative whenever I'm not dressed, I wear a lot of jeans, sweatshirts, etc.

HOTD INFO:

Σ੧(❛□❛✿) I’m definitely from a royal family (I think House Martell would be perfect for me). I would also come from a different house (this is a made-up house but I feel like it would be perfect to add in here) and that other house is also very powerful as much as the other royal houses, it’s located in a very dark/gloomy place and it’s away from the villages and it’s castle is more gothic looking and large, with this I would be from two different royal houses. Even though I wouldn’t have so much Targaryen blood in me I was able to claim one of the most powerful dragons known. I would be a really good political person and can possibly win for either side or somehow keep peace with them while they’ll get whatever they want, it would be simple for me. I would totally wear a lot of ouji / vkei in this universe as well, I’d be called a dark prince due to how much gothic-looking clothes I would wear for sure, but I would also have the cutest wardrobe ever too, since I wear a lot of pink as well I would have the best dresses too, just I wouldn’t wear them so often. I also think that I would be king material as well… honestly I would make a really good king if I think about it. Though, in this universe I think I would be more manipulative and cruel (but at the bare minimum + it’s only towards naïve strangers). I’d definitely be many things while being royal (historian, philosopher, poet, writer, counsellor AND adviser).

Thank you so much again! I cant wait :)

House of the Dragon:

I ship you with Aemon Targaryen! I wasn't even done reading your info before I paired you two together. I think Aemond is the perfect balance of dangerous and stable for you

Aemond would definitely wait awhile before introducing you to Vhagar, but the two of you would get along well. She's a war dragon and incredibly ancient, so ultimately Vhagar is going to do what she wants. She also sees these traits in you, she would trust you to respect her and her wisdom. You and Aemond would ride around whenever you were both available. Maybe even setting some things on fire for funsies

You help bring Aemond out of his shell, encourage him to live a little. Since he's hesitant to show vulnerability around his family, especially his brother, the two of you alone is when he really shines. Spending time trading knowledge and books in the library, he would love to see you out in the gardens painting. You would even be able to capture Vhagar's beauty and you two would bond one on one

I think Aemond would love to learn some of the languages you know as well. Obviously he speaks both english and high valyrian, you wouldn't even have to ask. He'd just start speaking to you in another language just to make sure you feel seen. He'd also totally make sure you had all the instruments you could ever want in the house. If anyone was ever caught complaining about the noise, he'd instantly hurt them

When Aemond cares and is dedicated about something, he has the patience despite feeling confused. I think sometimes you would baffle him, both with your contrasting personality traits and with your mental health struggles (obviously this isn't exactly things they would regard back then). But I think Aemond would really be willing to support you the best he can. If you ever suffered a long episode he would make sure important things were around you (food, water, comfort items, etc). I think he would remain quiet, not knowing what to say, but he'd never leave your side. He'd read to you and tell you all about his family drama

I don't think Aemond is one for heavily fancy things, but he'd get you anything you wanted. It would perhaps find it strange you like children's toys (that's how he would regard plushies and such), and he wouldn't want them on the bed but he'd make sure you were stacked. Commissioning people to create plushies or toys of Vhagar, your personal dragon, etc. He'd encourage you to express yourself however you want, if his family had a problem with it they'd have to take it up with his dragon

He isn't good with words but he still makes things incredibly intimate. Lighting candles/incense of your favorite scents, visiting your home as often as you'd like, lightly playing with your hair or caressing the skin his hand was on/around. He would feel respected and comforted by you. Being both gentle and caring but honest with him. You'd be partners in crime, balancing both cruelty and deciding it's not worth your energy. The two of you are always learning how to better understand, read, and support each other. Creating an eternally engaging and loving relationship

Jujustu Kaisen:

I ship you with Takuma Ino! He's not super popular, but I had a good feeling about the two of you together

Ino carries immense respect for those more experienced around him, as seen with Nanami. He did not want to advance to level 1 without Nanami's approval. He's very upbeat, dedicated, and loving.

Depending on who he is around, Ino has the complexity to be more fun and youthful or be more quiet and responsible. I think this is also a good match for you. Ino is able to make things very fun and loving, even in serious situations. I think (and I could be wrong) it would help you feel grounded. Having someone who is both caring but casual can help things feel more calming

I think the only potential conflict is he's very ethical, he thinks things should be done the best way possible. But unfortunately, not everything can be done without bloodshed. You would definitely tell him the upfront truth of what needs to be done, which also helps him remain safe. He finds a way to keep innocent people safe, but you can do the more dirty work to make sure that the threat is properly exterminated and his life isn't in any additional danger

He strikes me as someone with many hobbies, perhaps he jumps from project to project. The two of you would definitely bond over your unique and many interests. Ino would have lots of different training equipment scattered around with your instruments, maybe even timing his breathing or movements to the pace of your playing

Ino struggles with some self confidence and I think you're perfect for him in that sense. You're sure of yourself, your taste, and how much you care for him. It would help him gain confidence in himself and avoid insecurity in your relationship. He loves to see your different styles, although he is very simple and minimalist he loves seeing you happy and confident

He'd help you dye your hair, maybe help do diy piercings or pay for your new ones. He'd help clean up and care for you if you were ever struggling. I don't think he experiments with his own fashion, but I think he'd be willing to do some subtle matching emo looks as he wears all black. I think you two are very sunshine and moon pairing. He'd love kissing your chin dimple and would make you breakfast. He'd buy a fancy coffee machine and get all the flavor syrups you'd ever want. He'd make you drinks whenever you wanted, in the mornings while he brewed your coffee he'd move your bangs and hair back into place after it got messed up while sleeping

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https://www.tumblr.com/clarynewme/757357054729060352/hi-may-i-have-a-celebrity-ship-with-niki

Hi. I’m from Hanoi. You can use any type of chart you want cause I actually don’t know which type is better. Thank you🙏

First of all Nikki is a cutie and hottie🫰I got very mysterious and unique vibes  from him at first glance (scorpio/aquarius).

For your reading I am going to try use vedic astrology. 

I was right he has aquarius purva bhadrapada moon and jyestha scorpio moon. We don't know his rising but I've read a post on Twitter with his possible western rising signs: virgo,libra,scorpio,sag.

I am leading towards scorpio or virgo in western and in vedic swati or Uttaraphalguni rising.

Anyways I am not gonna consider rising. Instead I am going to use his moon as 1st house/rising.

Right of the bat your leo purva phalguni moon is opposite his purva bhadrapada moon and would fall on his 7th house this would mean he would feel like you are both meant to be together he would see you as his future spouse👀🥰. Your opposite moons complete each other very much twinflame vibes where you mirror one another and butting heads while still loving each other deeply and unconditionally, it's all about balance and accepting each other's flaws.

Now your aries sun conjunct saturn and mars  would fall in his 3rd house of communication,siblings, technology conjunct his mars. This to me indicates that you would be very Blunt with one another communicating actively and discussing topics maybe having petty fights, sharing your passions, you might have car trips. However the saturn aspect could bring some conflicts/delays with communicating to one another it might be difficult for him to open up at first and you would have to be careful with your words you might criticize him, his way of speaking or even his sisters, his drive and ambitions. You would have to be careful about that.

I see that you could see him as an ideal marriage partner as well with your aqua jupiter conjunct his moon: soulmate aspect where you would bring him positivity, abundance like ideas/inspiration/money; you would make him happy.

Your ketu/rahu affecting his 1st/7th house axis from moon which means ketu is conjunct his moon. This aspect can be either good or bad depending on the energies of each chart if he has ketu energies this aspect would benefit: you would feel familiar to one another at first glance, you would feel you know each other since forever and the love would last otherwise it can show dissipating emotions and feelings over time and he would probably feel like he doesn't love you anymore and eventually break apart 😅 since it's aquarius it's probably boredom/independence that would separate you guys.

Your mercury conjunct venus in pisces would fall on his 2nd house so you guys could love talking about finances/security/shared values and building a family. You probably  are very attracted to his voice/face/neck/aesthetics/style and maybe his values when it comes to spirituality/music/creativity and dreams (pisces). He would feel a strong desire to make love with you, very sensual vibes🔥 You would be spoiling each other with gifts and physical touch is very on brand😚🤗.

And your venus+mercury are conjunct his rahu so at first the connection would be uncomfortable and confusing you would be reluctant to start this relationship but with time you would be more and more obsessed and in love with each other. He would make you feel appreciated and even more beautiful. This aspect could be very binding and strong if you both have patience and persistence. A lot of couples have this an example would be Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift (venus conjunct rahu).

To find out more you could check Camila Regina tiktok.

His moon would be in your 3rd house making you feel energised around him and can't stop thinking of him, probably banther/flirting, very intellectual and playful debates; he would intuitively understand your emotions.

His sun conjunct mercury would fall in your 12th house you might have dreams of one another;  this would be a very spiritual/psychic relationship; You would have to be careful cause he could illuminate the deepest parts inside you that you are not aware of perhaps fears and traumas. There is also the theme of idealization and misunderstandings. I notice this 12th house overlay a lot in synastry between fans/secret admirers and celebrities crushes.

His saturn in cancer is in your 8th house which might bring delays or issues around intimacy and money/finances (it could be hard to advance things in the bedroom) and since it's square your sun/mars/mercury 5th house he could judge/nitpick your personality/hobbies/drive/goals. Sun square saturn is actually a dealbreaker because the saturn could try to control the other person. You might love each other but the relationship wouldn't last very long you(the sun person) would become frustrated and blocked.

His bharani mars falls in your 5th house stellium involiving creativity, kids,fertility, dating, having fun, dancing could  be a hobbie you both share, amusement Park dates. With saturn there it would be a serious relationship it could take a while to start dating.

His cap venus falls into your 2nd house so almost the same themes I've said before except that he would probably would like the way you work, love your hardworking nature.

His jupiter libra falls into your 11th house so he would expand your friend circle, social networking, creativity; inspire you to do charity maybe and follow  your dreams, etc.

Last but not least the DK Darakaraka lowest degree planet is what one lack or needs in a partner.

In your case you have aries saturn DK conjunct sun and mars in 5th house so a mature person (could be older or just wise) with childlike energy, creative, fighter, active, strong, romantic and passionate. Niki actually has saturn energy from his aqua moon and mars energy (aries mars and scorpio sun). So he exhibits qualities you need in a partner.

On the other hand Niki has mercury DK in scorpio conjunct so he would need someone curious about taboo/occult topics, communcicative and intense. You don't have mercury or scorpio placements but if we consider the ruler of his mercury sign meaning aries bharani mars he would soon Discover that you actually have the qualities he needs in order to grow.

Okay I think I am done. Probably next time I would use other techniques and a less lenghtier version 😅😅😅 This was my first time🫣 Anyways I hope you like your celebrity ship reading if you do leave feedback on my page🙏 And let me know if it resonates👌it helps improving my readings🫶💜

P.S You could check out @lilmajorshawty💋 and @elysiansparadise😇 posts for more info on synastry.

[aldryrththerainbowheart]

XII - The Hanged Man; How do they act during a fight?

Fandom: Devil May Cry

Characters: Dante, Nero, Vergil

Relationships: character x you

Note: Come, come DMC fans! Come get yo juice. The rainbow dragon themselves decided to grace you with another headcanon.

In conflict, Dante doesn’t take things too seriously. He tends to laugh things off. This isn’t because he doesn’t care, but rather because he’s quick to compromise and move on. When others are in conflict, Dante isn’t likely to intervene to try and smooth things over. He will likely voice his opinion and then stay out of the way. It can be very frustrating for his partner at times because his attitude can make it look like he’s avoiding the issue or doesn’t take their feelings into consideration. To be honest, those feeling might prove to be right. It’s not that Dante does not care about his lover’s feelings, but he doesn’t do well in conflict and when verbally confronted, he either complies with the person or ignores the issue. He rarely gets angry, but when he does he straight up refuses any sort of discussion and leaves the conversation. There are people who avoid an important problem for years in order to maintain superficial clean air, sometimes at a cost of weakening their relationships. Unfortunately, Dante is one of them. The only solution that comes to mind is refuting his attempts at changing the subject and pushing him to express his real feelings on the matter.

Vergil doesn’t often engage in conflict with others as it can take a lot to make him angry or frustrated. His direct, matter-of-fact approach means he generally takes criticism well and doesn’t take things personally. However, he may become irritated when other people let their emotions get the better of them and behave irrationally. Or what is irrational in his opinion. You see the problem with Vergil, as well as other men in the Sparda family is, that he does not listen to his or other people’s feelings. What he may consider a mushy and useless subject is actually an important tool for understanding ourselves and others. It’s not always that he chooses not to listen to his or your feelings, but he simply does not understand them. His partner often leaves the room in tears or anger and Vergil is left there confused, trying to decipher the situation that just took place. Other times when he is the one being angry, it’s all menacing silence and cutting words. Vergil never raises his voice but can dress down his partner so harshly that if you are a sensitive sort, you may remember some things he said to you years after. Sometimes, even he is swept up by his emotions and all he wants at that moment is to win and to have an upper hand, not gain a common solution. If other people are arguing, Vergil may offer his blunt opinion, but he won’t usually interfere or intervene. Instead of listening to you rant about your problems, Vergil offers you solutions and logical points. That’s just his way of helping. Conflicts with this Sparda are never easy, but Vergil is all too aware of his faults and that he needs to work on himself. But he needs help, don’t be afraid to explain to him why some things angered you and watch as he stores this information for the future.

Nero is highly observant. He quickly picks up on changes in the behavior of others or the harmony of a group. That’s why he may press you for answers even if you’re not ready. His reason behind it is that he wants to dissipate any tension right at the start and is afraid of any disharmony around. Because of that, he is often pushy. This behavior also often causes the opposite, meaning his partner will bury this deep inside for Nero does not worry or make a big deal out of it. He also often jumps to conclusions and thinks that a small episode of sadness is a harbinger of something more major. Nero takes things too personally. No, it’s nothing you did or said babe, I’m just tired from work and I don’t want to talk. You may have said things like that in the past, and you’ll say them in the future. In arguments, he’s more emotional and impulsive than rational and if his partner is the same way, their arguments often end up in misery on both parts for what has been said, followed by heartfelt apologies and kisses. He means well but he needs to remember to give his partners space.

[izar-tarazed]

19, 7 and 23 for both Izar and Ensha <3

(Questions from the Edgy OC ask meme)

7. What's one way your OC has changed since you first came up with them?

I found this one surprisingly hard—I was sure I’d come up with plenty of things for both of them but most are rather additions to what I had initially envisioned for them, discovering more facets as I went along.

But I think that Izar had a way more serious personality initially. She has become somewhat more bubbly and up for mischief, and overall more lighthearted.

As for Ensha, the biggest change wouldn’t be personality-wise. But when I first started toying with the idea that he could become a companion for Izar, I still went with the canon that she had killed him, and had to come up with a bunch of rather complicated explanations as to why he returned. (It’s not like Elden Ring’s worldbuilding and lore wouldn’t allow for that, but it still made everything unnecessarily complicated.) Then at some point I realized that Izar being Izar wouldn’t even have killed him in the first place, and her simply sparing him has made so much more sense.

19. How does your OC behave when enraged?

Izar tends to get extremely snarky and blunt. Depending on the context, she might also just start spamming sorceries (not targeting anyone) to channel her fury. When facing foes, she might be more impulsive than usually.

Ensha—due to obvious reasons—is normally very good at concealing his emotions, but will care less about doing that when really enraged. It’s usually apparent in the way he signs (somewhat more choppy and fiercer gesturing) and moves in general. He might clench his fists. If a foe is responsible for his rage, Ensha will likely just lunge at him.

23. What emotion is the hardest for your OC to process? How about express?

Interestingly enough, I think guilt is hardest to process for both of them.

For Izar, her guilt is often deeply linked with grief but not always. The certainty of having failed someone and being unable to make it right because they’re gone for good is something she struggles with a lot. On the other hand, when it’s due to something that she still might fix, Izar is quick to offer apologies and try to atone. I’d say she’s generally better at expressing than processing it. (I’m having a hard time figuring out which emotion would be hardest to express for her; she’s usually good at expressing and rather bad at hiding them.)

Ensha is less likely to feel guilty in general—he can’t afford having qualms to carry out Gideon’s orders—but when he does, he’ll often consider it something that is now set in stone. Having served for a long time in an environment where failure was simply not an option, Ensha still takes it for granted that failure can’t and won’t be forgiven, so essentially guilt is something that must be endured—because whatever caused it has happened and cannot be undone. This perception conflicts a little with his distinct understanding of balance when it comes to being indebted and being owed (he deeply dislikes being indebted and will do everything to restore balance). So he’ll search for (often subtle) ways to make up for mistakes because it’s the right thing to do, but will not necessarily believe it will earn him forgiveness—which is the same reason he’ll rarely offer an apology.

[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

OMG A NINJAGO MATCHUP BLOG WAIT WAIT HOLD-UP. OK. SO. May I have a male matchuo for both Ninjago and Honkai Star Rail?

I’m an Aries, ENTP, enneagram 8w7.

Personality wise I’m loyal, blunt, occasionally short-tempered, straightforward, loud, curious.

To strangers I can come off as arrogant and aggressive because of my rbf and my tendency to scowl whenever I’m thinking of something, which is very often. Being quiet around strangers also doesn’t help my case, as I analyse the person first before talking to them unless I’ve been forced into a group with them and it’s just silence then I start talking because I cannot stand silence around people I don’t know/are awkward around. However, I am atrocious at small talk and am terrible at conversation starters (sometimes conversations in general). This usually scares people off.

When it comes to friends, I’m usually the mom friend unless there’s someone who is also level-headed and acts as a restraint, then I end up being the one who needs to be reined in because my active mind will come up with some crazy idea and I will need to try it out. That person will then need to beat me in a logical argument for me to stop and sulk for a bit, occasionally going on about how my idea would’ve been amazing but no grudges held because they beat me fair and square. Conversation wise, with especially close friends, I tend to forget that they need context to whatever rambling I begin which has cultivated the survival skill of “attempting to interpret the context” in said friends. Most of the time they just give me a blank stare and when I realise there’s no feedback coming from them I stop and realise they have no context about what I’m talking about. I prefer small groups of friends, maximum of five and prefer others to approach me rather than go up to them to make friends.

While listener friends are preferred since I like to talk a lot, I’m open to having friends who also talk a lot because it means more verbal responses from them, making it easier for me to ascertain that they are actively listening to my ramblings. I can only be the listener, just that I am terrible at reacting to emotions and tend to just listen attentively before giving as much advice as possible once they’ve calmed down. Case and point, my best friend of 10 years broke down and cried. Me being awkward just sat down next to her and put a hand on her knee while glaring at anyone who unfortunately came across us until she was done. I checked up on her and once I confirmed she was ok I started talking about anything unrelated to the topic that made her break down, trying to keep her mind off it until she was in a proper state of mind to process it.

Speaking of emotions, I try to keep sadness to myself because I don’t want to seem weak to others. I’m not a fan of crying…at all…but when I do cry it’s usually when I’m all alone and it’s silent crying. Anger on the other hand just comes naturally which does tend to cause some unnecessary conflicts. The problem is, I don’t like admitting that I’m in the wrong and it is difficult for me to say sorry but I will, after I’ve had time to cool my head. Happiness…is happiness I guess? I share my joys with my close friends, sometimes to try and get verbal praise from them to boost my self-esteem.

I tend to be hard on myself, being a perfectionist and all, and get frustrated when I don’t get things easily. This usually leads me to giving up and being self-deprecating. I am a fast learner but some things just don’t click, which I’m not a fan of admitting. My coping mechanism is laughing it off and avoidance, with the former being the main method. I also happen to be terrible at taking care of myself in terms of drinking water and knowing my physical limits.

My receiving love language is words of affection, since it takes some time for me to process the fact that people’s actions are showing affection but the more time I spend with such people, the better I get at recognising that. My giving love language is quality time and acts of service, since I am terrible at expressing emotions through words.

Hobbies include ball sports, exercising only with friends never alone, reading, writing, gaming. I like sweet food (cannot take spicy because no tolerance), debating, hanging out with friends. I do not like anything slow, people who do not stand up for themselves, free loaders, those who do not give their best.

I like people who are loyal first and foremost, are unafraid of speaking their mind, stand up for themselves, can take criticism and will use it to improve.

That’s about it, thanks!!

Hi! Thank you for your request! Sorry it took a while! I hope you like your matchups!

In Ninjago, I match you with...

Lloyd appreciates your loyalty more than he can say. He’s been betrayed so many times, having someone he can fully rely on is a big thing for him.

He may still have moments where he doubts your loyalty but that comes from his past and not any flaws in you. He always feels terrible for doubting you but it’s something that’s almost instinctual at this point.

People often think Lloyd is the mom friend of the ninjas since he’s in a leading position. But really, he’s just as chaotic as the rest of them. He’s kind of glad there’s someone around who’s level headed enough to stop their more off the wall ideas.

He knows exactly what it’s like to be hard on yourself and not take care of yourself. He feels like a hypocrite, but he’ll do his best to make sure you’re taking care of yourself.

He’ll support you through whatever you’re going through. Please do the same for him. He’s got a good support network with the other ninja but  nothing compares to being supported by someone you love.

Lloyd is really good at giving words of affection. Somehow he always knows what to say. Unless he’s really trying. Then the words all get jumbled around.

He’s usually pretty busy so he doesn't get a lot of free time but any acts of service you perform never go unnoticed. He didn’t have time to make his bed in the morning but he came home to fresh sheets and a soft pillow? He’ll make sure to thank you as soon as he wakes up.

In Honkai Star Rail, I match you with...

Dan Heng is pretty similar to Lloyd in that it takes him a while to trust someone. But once he does, he’s one of the most loyal people you will ever meet.

And he is grateful for your loyalty too. The mutual support means a lot to him and it helps him feel like he can overcome any challenge.

Dan Heng isn’t the best at verbalising his feelings. But he’ll try for you. Where he really shines is leaving letters and sticky notes where he knows you’ll find them. From little “have a good day” notes to full love letters, he tries to write at least one every day.

He is, however, very good at sensing when you’re having a bad day or not taking proper care of yourself. If you haven’t left your room for a few hours, you can be certain that Dan Heng will be appearing in your doorway with a drink and snack for you.

He loves reading with you. Of course, he’s more of a non-fiction person so if you prefer fiction books, he’s happy to read separately. But he just likes being in your presence, regardless of whether you’re reading the same thing or not.

Since Dan Heng is a responsible person, you’re free to act however you want. He thought March and the Trailblazer were bad…now he’s got you to deal with as well.

But he doesn't mind. Not when he cares about you so deeply.

[skyclump]

SYSTEM RUNDOWN

I’m gonna try a system rundown to help me get a better idea of who’s who and who does what.

Ez (he/him)- Host. Probably qualifies as a ANP. He takes care of day-to-day tasks. He’s not like… mentally unstable but he’s a sensitive guy. Like he can hold it down but if we’re having a particularly bad day he’s definitely not gonna put up with it. He doesn’t handle big trauma related emotions well at all. He’s really creative, though, and responsible. He likes making friends and working on creative projects. He’s always trying to improve himself.

Krys (they/them)- Co-host/protector. Has been around since early childhood. Very, very short-tempered. Very blunt but also very honest. Very little tolerance for people generally, but is very loyal to the ones that matter. Not good in conflict situations, not because they can’t handle it, but because they can be really blunt and tend to offend people, even if they’re right. They’re extremely protective and are very confrontational. Not in the sense that they will start shit for no reason, but they do enjoy when shit is happening so they can confront the person themself. They’re also usually the one to initiate an apology when warranted.

R (she/her)- ISH Maternal figure(?). She’s very soft and gentle in how she approaches pretty much everything. She likes being around people and socializing. She doesn’t usually front because she gets dysphoric, but if she does it’s usually not for longer than an hour. She is usually the first person to console someone who’s having a hard time at the front (unless it’s K). She is very compassionate and empathetic. She’s more likely to know how to help people who are feeling emotional.

M (he/him)- ISH. He’s very gentle too, but he’s more strict in the sense that if he’s around, things will get done. No ifs, ands, or buts. He will front and do it himself if he has to. He has a very kind and compassionate approach like R, but he is better at motivating. He is good at creating incentives, plans, setting goals, and generally getting us back on track. He’s less emotional support and more technical. He’s quite literally the man with a plan. He is prone to overworking and causing burnout, though. That’s why he and R usually tend to stick together.

P (they/he)- Traumaholder/Former persecutor. They‘be been around the longest. They’re pretty spiritual these days, and usually only come around to help us keep focused on our goals by helping us spiritually. Ironically, they have a pretty bad temper so they avoid being around for too long. They usually only come to the front to have a good time. They’re prone to manic episodes and intense bouts of derealization. They’re the only one who seems to sometimes slip into delusions. We’re not sure why this happens or how intense it can get. We’re gonna have to go to therapy for it though because Ez started being prone to mania too.

Unnamed (???)- Fragment. Don’t know much about them other than they seem to only front as a direct result of a specific trigger. Not sure how old they are. Possibly a teenager. Carries a lot of shame, guilt, and disgust.

[rhazimpulsivelyposts]

♌️: please I’m sorry I got you involved over this it’s so small please don’t stop fcking with him over this it won’t happen again

Bro this is so messy and I think if I was taking my medication properly I would of been able to separate and handle the issue different, but I’m not taking my medication properly and right now the situation looks like neither of you can tell me it won’t happen again. Right now it looks like I signed up for this knowing that was a potential outcome and I ignored that asterisk and it slapped me in my face while I was open to emotional attacks due to not taking my medication properly.

I can’t listen to him talk shit about her, I can’t. I don’t care what substance he is on or isn’t on or can handle or cant handle or what happened small or big , I can’t hear it. This woman means the world to me, my life. She has saved me through so much and I have been where he is relationship wise with her in the past and while unmedicated. I know how she can be and I know the attitude I could have had in the past but I can’t hear him talk shit about her dude. I will defend that woman with every breath I take because I love her.

Im legit crying on my couch right now woken up to this. It helped ruin my day at work yesterday , it ruined my night , and now im woken up with it.

I WILL NOT LISTEN TO ANYONE TALK BADLY ABOUT HER!

She saved me from an abusive relationship before she even really knew me

She let me sleep on her couch while I was working full time and going to school full time

She taught me things about life and communication

She’s blunt and doesn’t hold stuff in or say things she doesn’t mean

She brought me to my first rave

We play video games together

She’s beautiful and I love her style and different styles she has

We have done almost every substance together and we vibe perfectly on every one of them

I watch her use a motherly instinct to help so many people and mediate so many conflicts between people and friends.

I watch her set aside her own wants and needs for people and family

I’ve been her employee before, I’ve worked with her in 3 different jobs.

If you come to me with a negative point on her I’m going to tell you why you are wrong.

Why did I invite that into my life with this dynamic

I think there is a saying about this about shitting and eating or something about pens and ink, you’ll remember them.

♌️: please just go back to normal

How? I legit got woken up with it. How am I supposed to have a normal day when I stayed up so late like an idiot trying to help but didn’t , but to also be woken up with it.

Maybe I can go back to normal tomorrow but today … I wish I could call out of work and spend the day drinking and smoking and forgetting what life is

[lunarticxenia]

Moon Signs Pt. 2

Hi guys here’s part 2 of the moon sign series! After I post this, I’m going to be focusing more on answering your questions, I have a lot to answer. Thanks so much for all the support! Without further ado, here’s Libra through Pisces moons! 

🌵Libra Moon: You guys LOVE attention, and you don’t even try to hide it LMAO. One of my good friends is a Libra moon and he literally loves to say outlandish things just to get a reaction from us and to get attention from us if we’re not talking to him enough in a conversation. Libra moons also love relationships and if underdeveloped they may feel incomplete without one. They can also be very dependent on their partner for happiness as well. However, they are romantic and in love with love. They’re also extremely sensitive and are very feminine. Even in men, it gives them a more feminine touch to their personality. They also hold their morals in very high regard. They have their set morals and won’t change them for anything or anyone. They also tend to hate conflict and usually shy away from confrontation. They’re also too nice, WAYYYYYY too nice. You guys need to be more assertive LMAO. They’re also extremely optimistic and if they don’t believe in that particular way they at least try to be optimistic with others. They’re always reminding you the glass is half full. Also, Libra moons are mad clingy. Even with those they’re not dating LMAO. My Libra moon friend whenever I try to leave the FaceTime Call, he’s like “Don’t go... :(”. They just love to be around the ones they love. They’re also in love with beauty, and all things beautiful in the world. They’re lovers of music, art, film, and literature. Libra moons also have a softness in their eyes, I can’t describe it. This girl I used to like has a Libra moon and her eyes were just so soft. They’re also extremely indecisive, they tend to flip flop between who they wanna be and what they wanna do. They also aren’t shy when it comes to compliments, they will compliment TF out of you. They’re the best hype man. They also put others before themselves a lot, and can be very shy upon first meeting them. However once they feel comfortable around you they open up. One last thing, I feel like they tend to like anyone who’s nice to them...don’t attack me. LMAO.  

🌵Scorpio Moon: I feel like Scorpio moons have about ten different playlists relating to their emotions and still won’t open up to anyone about how they feel. Scorpio moons I feel have such intense emotions that they just don’t deal with them and they tend to implode after a while. I relate to them a lot in that respect tbh with my Sun square Moon, because that’s how I am. You guys are also super passionate and super creative. Every Scorpio moon I’ve met has been really creative in some way whether it be makeup, fashion style, or artwork. I’ve also noticed that this is a very alluring placement, there’s this intriguing way about them, and like Aries Moons, they have a fire in their eyes. Their gaze is INTENSE. They’re also very selective with who they let close to them, they don’t let just anybody in. They’re also very good at reading other people and seeing people’s true intentions. They have an extremely good intuition. If underdeveloped this can be used to manipulate other people, as well as being compulsive liars. Scorpio moons are also very protective over the ones they love. If you mess with anyone they care about, they will kill you. End of story. Also I feel like every Scorpio moon I’ve met has been through the wringer, like they’ve really had some hard experiences, it’s so sad to me. Scorpio moons are also extremely stubborn, remember this is a fixed sign. Scorpio moons ain’t playing, once they’ve settled on something, they’re not budging. Also, can we just say, masters at investigating people. These are the friends you want stalking your ex’s social media. They will find out everything. They’re also really good psychologists as well, almost all the Scorpio moons I’ve met are actually Psychology majors LMAO. They’re very good at finding the root causes of people’s issues. I also feel like Scorpio moons undergo a lot of transformations in their lives. I’ve known a Scorpio moon for about 10 years now and he’s undergone so many different transformations in his life. Mentally and physically. They’re also extremely sarcastic and have a tendency to be pessimistic. They’re also mad scary when angry. I’ve seen them angry before, as an Aries moon, even I get a little scared.... love y’all tho. 

🌵Sagittarius Moon: The funniest people ever. Sagittarius moons always have me laughing my ass off. Their sense of humor is very diverse. They tend to stick with sarcasm and like to say outlandish things to make people laugh. Also, I feel like Sagittarius moons tend to go for science/math oriented careers or at least have an interest in those subjects. I know four Sag moons, and they’re all in STEM it’s actually crazy. They’re also extremely blunt and honest, especially when it comes to people they don’t like LMAO. They make it very clear when they don’t like someone, it’s so funny. They’re also just so much fun, like they’re genuinely so much fun to hang out with. I feel like I’ve never not had a good time hanging out with a Sagittarius moon. I feel like Sag moons however tend to struggle with asserting themselves a lot of times, until they get really fed up.  They’re very much go with the flow kinda people, and this can be to their detriment especially with the ones they love, they don’t wanna rock the boat. However, they also make really good mediators and are good at settling arguments. They also really like to travel, and likely have traveled a lot. All the Sagittarius moons I know have traveled to at least 4+ countries. They love traveling the world, and I’ve also noticed move or want to move far away from their childhood home. They wanna explore everything the world has to offer. My cousin who’s a Sag moon left her parents’ house to move a few states away and my other friend who’s a Sag moon wants to move to the other side of the country. These individuals also tend to like foreign culture as well. I’ve noticed Sagittarius moons tend to like foreign music or foreign tv shows. I feel like they also tend to ignore their emotions when they get sad and just don’t like to deal with their emotions. They also don’t like to talk about how they feel and will brush sad things off because it’s just too upsetting for them. However, once the emotions boil over, just like their anger, they will blow up LMAO. I’ve also noticed that they’re really good at teaching people things? Like my Sag moon friend explained this Chemistry equation to me I couldn’t understand and I got it after 10 minutes. Natural teachers. 

🌵 Capricorn Moon: Guys, it’s okay to open up. You don’t have to pretend to be so strong all the time, you’re not weak for showing your emotions. Anyway, Cap moons have high expectations for people, and will not tolerate any bs from people. I seriously commend them for that. I feel like Cap moons struggle with how their points are being expressed, they can say one thing, but it’s seen as something else. While Capricorn moons may struggle with expressing their emotions, I haven’t found them to be closed off or cold when meeting them. Every Capricorn moon I’ve met has warmed up to me very quickly and have been super nice. I feel like they’re very friendly and once they have a conversation with you they’re really warm and kind. Also, they’re not afraid of anything?? Except for showing their feelings maybe. But like, they’re so open to trying new things like scary rollercoasters and aren’t afraid to fight for themselves if they have to. Also, super fucking ambitious. I wish I could be ambitious. These people will really have like three jobs, be in school, and tend to household responsibilities. I don’t know how you guys do it. Now everyone says Capricorn moons are just analytical and systematic when confronted with conflict, and I personally haven’t found that to be true. If they feel wronged?? Nah. They’re not going to be systematic or logical or anything. They will go off. As for personal challenges, yes they’ll be more analytical. But I feel like everyone boils down Cap moons to emotionless and machine-like nerds, which I find to be very untrue. Capricorn moons are very soft once they’re vulnerable with you, and genuinely feel like they’re bothering people when they show their emotions and feel weak for showing them. Also I’ve noticed that their mom is a big motivator for their success. Their moms always push them to do their best in work and school. If poorly aspected, they could feel too pressured by their moms to do well. Also, they’re so underrated for being funny. They have a really dry sense of humor and it’s well developed. I also feel like they get overlooked for putting others before themselves, when it comes to the people they love they’ll do anything for them. Brb gonna go give my Cap moon friends a hug. 

🌵Aquarius Moon: You guys are just so unique. There’s something unique about each and every Aquarius moon, whether it’s a quirk or a hobby. These people are literally the best to talk to. It’s so easy to have a conversation with them, they really can talk about anything. I’ve also noticed that Aquarius moons tend to be interested in astrology and tarot and things of that kind. Every Aquarius moon I’ve met has been really interested in it, and even involved in it. I feel like they also have big dreams, and have big plans for themselves. Aquarius moons also love to get lost in their music and tend to use it as an escape. This can be a problem because they tend to avoid dealing with their feelings. They also go between reacting to things really heavily vs not reacting at all. It just seems like it goes back and forth. They speak up with things are unjust however only to their friends or online. They just don’t like to deal with face to face conflict in that regard. They also give really great advice. My best friend is an Aquarius moon and she always gives me the best advice. She knows me better than I know myself tbh. I feel like Aquarius moons relish in being unique LMAO. I’m 99% sure they had an “I’m not like other girls” phase. I feel like this placement always tends to space out and daydream a lot. They also aren’t the types to just lash out at people, their anger is more subtle (unless they have other placements of course). I feel like Aquarius moons also have a lot of friends but they tend to have a small group of friends that they tend to be super super close with. They’re also...really charming? I don’t know what it is, but like every single one I’ve met has been really charming and likable. They also have a really goofy sense of humor and love to do wild shit to make people laugh. I feel like some downsides of Aquarius moons are that they tend to be too analytical and rationalize things too much, and they inadvertently invalidate other people’s feelings. Aquarius moons are also super open minded to all opinions. I have a friend who I tend to disagree with on certain issues but they’ve always been open to hearing my opinion. They also love to travel too. I’ve noticed that as well. 

🌵Pisces Moon: To think, I was almost one of you guys. No seriously I almost was, if I were born four hours earlier I would’ve been a Pisces moon LMAO. Anyhoo, Pisces moons are just so sweet. I don’t know how else to start, they literally are the sweetest people and give off this mystical type of aura. They’re very otherworldly. Also, these people daydream 24/7. They put Aquarius moons to shame in daydreaming. This girl I like is a Pisces moon and I always catch her daydreaming LMAO. They’re also extremely sensitive too and feel things so deeply. They try to hide how they feel from people, but you can see it in their eyes. I can always tell when my Pisces moon friend is upset just by the look in her eyes. They also tend to be introverted and it takes a while for them to warm up to someone. My co-worker is a Pisces moon and it took 2 weeks for her to finally start talking to me LMAO. They also have really vivid and wild dreams too. I feel like my Pisces moon friend is always telling me about some wild dream they had like that they were in a castle or in an ocean. They also can be really moody, they can be fine one second and then get really sad out of nowhere. Their emotions are like the ocean. I feel like another downside of Pisces Moons are that they can be very manipulative however this is really with any underdeveloped water moon/sun placement. I also feel like they tend to be escapists a lot. They don’t like to deal with reality a lot, and they see the best in everything and everyone even if it’s to their demise. They’re also super friendly and are nice to everyone they meet, even if they’re reserved they’re still very sweet. They’re also extremely creative too, I feel like every Pisces moon I’ve ever met has some sort of creative hobby. My co-worker who’s a Pisces moon is working on becoming a photographer and her stuff is AMAZING. I think that’s because they see the best in the world and the beauty in everything; and they know how to show that in their work so others can see the world like they do. They’re also super empathetic and are really good listeners. You can talk to them about anything and feel understood. :) 

So this wraps up my moon sign series! I hope you guys liked it! Again, don’t take offense these are just my opinions on each moon sign! Hope you guys enjoyed, and if you don’t see your moon sign here it’s likely in part one. 

[losthomunculus]

Online Safety Relevant to the Current State of the Internet

On twitter I made a tweet about how online safety lessons in school can be very out of touch but that the advice of people who are familiar with the current internet shouldn't be disregarded. So here's my informal collection of online safety tips

Sources: unrestricted internet access since elementary school (not recommended), being a formerly involuntarily home bound person for several years that amassed way too much online experience

This could possibly hold upsetting reminders to people who had bad experiences online including mentions of grooming and emotional manipulation so please proceed with caution!

Information Sharing

Make an online pseudonym for public profiles and websites.

Don’t feel like you have to list everything about you for the world to see.

Sometimes it’s not a question of “can this information be used to locate and identify me irl?”, but simply “do I want this information publicly available and linked to my online persona?”

Unlike offline, being online leaves a constant trail of who you were accessible at all times. People are constantly growing and changing. Try to limit the information you share so you can ditch that trail and start over if need be.

Sharing information with people you make friends with and trust is a judgement call on your part, but always be on the safe side and be protective of your information.

Start as cautious as possible with online safety. Any risks or judgement calls can come later when you are 1. aware of the risks, 2. ready to address them if they occur, and 3. have gathered plenty of information instead of doing something blindly and hoping for the best.

Do not share your triggers publicly, they can very easily be used against you. Instead use websites with a large amount of filtering options to curate your online experience. If you are going to share them, only do it privately with people you trust.

Importance of Boundaries

It doesn’t matter how mature you are, don’t enter age limited spaces you don’t qualify for. It’s disrespectful to the boundaries of the people who made that space. Boundaries like this exist for the comfort of both sides involved.

Just because you can “handle it” doesn’t mean it’s good for you. Desensitization is not something to brag about.

Venting or making r18 posts as a minor on a public account is VERY dangerous. Intense emotional vulnerability is something manipulators will look for as a way to get to you. The same with sexual jokes to develop your comfort talking about those topics casually and eventually escalating the situation. If you are going to talk about such things please keep that in private conversations with people you trust in your age group.

Note the difference between public and private online space. Tweeting something on a public account is not the same as having a conversation in the cafeteria with your friends.

If an adult tries talking to you about r18, run the other way. Doesn’t matter how cool you are, it says something weird about THEM if they’re willing to talk to a minor about that stuff.

If someone( like 3+ years, honestly depends on how old you are) older than you wouldn't be comfortable saying what they're saying to you in front of other people (like a teacher or guardian), that's suspicious as hell. Run in the other direction.

The younger you are, the more age gaps matter. There's a bigger difference in development between a 13 year old and a 17 year old than there is between a 20 year old and a 24 year old. It helps to try to contextualize it with real people instead of numbers. Instead of thinking "oh just 4 years? that's not that weird" consider "oh. that would be like a freshman (13/14) dating a senior (17/18). yikes."

Be just as wary of people your own age talking about things that make you uncomfortable. Just like irl, sometimes you’ll meet people your age that are hurtful.

Friends complain to each other and talk about their issues, that alone is fine. But when people are doing it without permission, draw a line. When people are making it feel like you’re responsible for maintaining their mental health, you need to draw a line. When it starts to effect your mental health, PLEASE DRAW A LINE! I know it feels like your responsibility sometimes, but it’s not. You cannot be there for others if you’re not taking care of yourself first and foremost.

Don’t be afraid to block people. Even for petty reasons. It’s good to block people. Don’t force yourself to see stuff you don’t want to see.

Being Constantly Online

The 24 hour news cycle is not a good thing to follow 24/7. Taking social responsibility is a good thing, but your brain is NOT built to worry about every issue in the world at once. One strategy I use for staying sane is I try to only check the news once a day, and if something needs more attention to set aside an amount of time I’m going to focus on it before I need to take time to step back.

Touch grass. Not literally, unless you can in which case I highly suggest it, sometimes it’s just good to lay in a field. What I mean is you need to dedicate a good portion of your time to being offline (sleep does not count). What your offline time looks like is going to differ depending on your level of ability, but even if you are house bound it’s important to build some hobbies that don’t rely on the internet. Talking to people offline is also a good goal if possible, even just to your housemates.

Social etiquette greatly differs online and offline and sometimes the reminder that were all just Some People gets lost behind the numbers and the fabricated personas. Keep in mind the difference in how information is shared without forgetting that the fact we are all people remains the same.

Be generous with your etiquette. You will avoid a lot of stress if you conduct yourself with the same politeness you would have in an offline interaction. Master the art of "minding your own business" for your own sake.

Arguments and Competition

As soon as you can, you need to internalize the fact that leaving an argument is not losing.

It is inevitable you will be exposed to many people who disagree with you. Some people only want to argue to rile you up. Sometimes that’s not their intention, but it’s what they’re doing. You do not have to remain in conversation with people, especially if they’re not interested in actually coming to an understanding. Even if they are interested, sometimes they just suck!! Leave!! You can leave!!

On that note, sometimes you are going to get valid criticism and it’s going to hurt. That is part of learning. If someone says you messed up and did something hurtful, take a second to step back from your defensiveness and consider: intent ≠ effect. Apologize, repair what you can, and move forward with the ability to do better in the future. You’re going to mess up every once in awhile, it’s inevitable.

To summarize the past two points: don't waste your time on unnecessary hostility but don't close yourself into an echo chamber either. Debates should be about learning.

Sometimes people are not going to like you. This happens offline too but people tend to be a lot more blunt online. Sometimes people dislike you for no reason or for really petty reasons. That’s not your problem, move on.

Don’t actively seek out people you don’t like or who don’t like you to argue with. Whether or not your side is the “right side” doesn’t matter, it’s going to cause you so much unnecessary stress. Feel free to keep posting your opinions on your own profile but don’t seek out unnecessary conflict.

This is a different type of competition than previously mentioned, but be aware of the danger of comparing yourself to other people. Especially if you’re a creative or student, DO NOT GET SWEPT UP IN THE GRIND CULTURE. It’s more subtle in some places than others, but anytime you see the notion that you should be working yourself to the bone be VERY critical. Also be critical of any online cultures (such as gaming and art communities) that brag about unhealthy habits or act like it’s ~part of the culture~ (ex: all nighters, not taking breaks, getting hurt. Any activity that neglects health to work toward a goal).

Not just grind culture, any community of subculture that shares anti recovery sentiments is a huge red flag. Even if they're joking, it's not worth the risk of internalizing those statements.

Everyone’s social media presence is to some degree doctored because it’s a purposefully selected collection of what they allow you to see. It’s fine to like the persona you see being displayed, but never forget that it is not reflective of the entire person. Everyone online is JUST SOME PERSON. Do not forget that and start holding yourself to a standard you can’t even see every side of.

By posting online you are opening yourself to criticism. Whether or not it’s justified can vary, but either way it’s going to happen. Mute stuff, go private, disable comments, etc if you need to.

Misc Tidbits

these are technically just general info that is also good for offline but I have seen things that make me think people online need the extra reminder.

Learn what cults are, how they recruit, and what they do to their members. I'm not kidding. This is particularly relevant at the moment because of current societal unrest and widespread loneliness. No one is immune to cult propaganda, and not every cult is based on pre established religion or family. Many exist ONLINE and are able to manipulate people without ever meeting face to face. (learn more: Loneliness as a Pandemic: The Dangers of Online Cult

Familiarize yourself with the concept of pseudoscience. Please familiarize yourself with the concept of pseudoscience and then learn how to identify pseudoscience. (learn more: Karl Popper, Science, & Pseudoscience: Crash Course Philosophy #8)

Q. How do I know if a source is reliable?

Final Thoughts

It's important people of ALL ages learn these lessons, because the internet is constantly changing and we are all vulnerable when in the presence of other people.

Be cautious and stay safe

[baddiedaddy7]

💚🐸𝙈𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙮 𝙎𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙨🐸💚

𝗔𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀

attention span is not long. may ditch old ideas, if they get bored, or find something more interesting. HAS to win an argument. may think being the louder one during an argument is the way to win lmao. talks in a dynamic way. argumentive. may make a good public speaker. may text too fast, and mess up on a few words. communication style is aggressive(always has to be right, loud, might scapegoat, etc). humor may be childish(fart jokes, butt jokes, burp jokes, just dumb shit in general lol), or humor that involves getting injured(hitting your head on something, tripping, etc). slapstick humor

𝗧𝗮𝘂𝗿𝘂𝘀

great attention span, but may be a slow learner or talker. talks with stability/most likely doesn’t stutter. doesn’t mind staying on the same topic/not changing the subject. like aries, in an argument they will rarely admit they were wrong, hard-headed. arguing with these ppl are the worst, since they don’t allow others to have opinions which is annoying asf(my sister has this lmao, and i have a taurus mars, so you could imagine💀). your mind rarely changes, once made up. not the most open minded. talks with practicality. may type slow tbh lmao, and dry. may also take a century to reply. communication style may be passive aggressive(may not like being straightforward, “i didn’t think you’d pass this class, but good job”, etc) humor may be well written skits, or roasts.

𝗚𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗶

attention span is fleeting. curious about numerous of things. may stutter thanks to gemini jittery energy. rarely turns down a debate, might even lie in a disagreement to win😃. first to speak if it’s too quiet for too long. type of person to have random knowledge or may know fun facts. talks with wit. types fast, replies fast, just very active on social media. meme user. sends messages in short patches instead of just one big paragraph. communication style is passive aggressive(may mumble under breath, etc). humor may be random. may love puns.

𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿

attention span is good, esp if it’s topics they feel with. may be bias in an argument between other ppl😬. may want to “hug” it out lmao. may like to talk abt emotional topics. talks with care. probably uses emojis a lot. writes paragraphs/in long sentences. communication style varies tbh😭. i’m just gonna do passive-aggressive(backhanded compliments, talks behind your back instead of confronting you) or assertive(expressing your wants and needs, while considering others feelings). inside jokes are your thing, goofy asf with ppl you’re comfortable with. dry humor

𝗟𝗲𝗼

attention span may be short lived. may only talk abt themselves which can be annoying💀. believe it or not, they may take a calm/chill approach in an argument. overdramatic in their speech. talks with confidence. keeps the conversation interesting/not dry. initiator in group chats. usually replies fast. communication style is assertive(uses “i”, knows their worth, etc). playful name calling is their type of humor.

𝗩𝗶𝗿𝗴𝗼

attention span may not be that good tbh(like their opposite sign, they daydream off into the distance). talks with practicality. make sure to fact check, when arguing with these ppl, or they may verbally violate you. very nit picky ppl, and may be big complainers. may abbreviate a lot of words lmao. another dry texting placement, and rarely uses emojis. communication style is passive aggressive(throws shade lmao, may like to just go with the flow, etc). may make fun of yourself to get laughs. might like humor that criticizes/makes fun of things/ppl in general. their humor has some truth to it😓.

𝗟𝗶𝗯𝗿𝗮

attention span is usually good. easy going in speech. talks with equality. can also be charismatic. may ppl please. in arguments, they can try to compromise, and fix everything, even when it’s unfixable. dislikes conflict, and may need to learn to embrace them. may dislike ppl that curse a lot, or are loud. the way you text may be unclear to some. also texting isn’t direct, and may use things like “k” or “nice”. communication style is passive(lacks eye contact, doesn’t want any conflict even though they feel some type of way, etc). another placement that likes well written jokes, and may have a strong dislike for dark/inappropriate humor lol.

𝗦𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗶𝗼

attention span is attentive. you’re not easy to read, and it can take time to truly know you. you may over analyze and get suspicious over the dumbest things. observant, and might be into psychology. in arguments, doesn’t tolerate dumb shit. can be a bit of a ghost when it comes to texting. tries to get in your business and asks random shit. might not text too much info, since they don’t want ppl to screenshot the chat lmao. assertive is your communication style(considers others feelings, uses “i”, etc) or aggressive(yells, tries to intimidate you, etc). humor may be dark, offensive, and/or taboo/inappropriate. sexual jokes.

𝗦𝗮𝗴𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘂𝘀

attention span is actually good, if they’re interested, if not then it’s non existent. either rlly open or rlly closed minded. you may mistake being blunt for being honest or some ppl may mistake your realness for being rude. talks with rowdiness. in arguments, may be hostile. uses “:), </3” instead of “😃💔” in text. but then again, may use actual emojis a bit. communication style is aggressive(loud, doesn’t consider others feelings, etc). humor may be mocking accents, sarcasm, and/or satire.

𝗖𝗮𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗻

attention span is short, if what you’re talking abt isn’t important to us. fluent in atleast 2 languages, which are sarcasm, and facts. we don’t have time or patience for ignorance. we may come off as standoffish, when in reality we just stick to ourselves or we’re just too honest. talks with common sense. talking is soothing, atleast i’ve been told. i feel like we use facts in an argument more than emotions, but me personally i try to include both(this is my placement :)). probably doesn’t use caps in text. may have a lot of ppl on delivered. reply game varies based on person, only replies fast to important ppl. communication style is most likely assertive(has a backbone, stands up for themselves without being loud, etc). humor is satire, dark/offensive, and/or sarcastic. if you have tiktok, you definitely know abt satire humor LMAO.

𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘂𝘀

attention span is only good if they care. says random things. takes forever to reply. talks with detachment. observant. in arguments, probably doesn’t think of others feelings, and just says whatever. may be harsh in arguing. another placement that probably uses this “<3, :), etc” instead of “❤️😃”. may ghost your messages. communication style is passive aggressive(talks shit behind your back, may not care to confront others, etc). surreal humor, humor is eccentric lol. may like adult animated shows

𝗣𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗲𝘀

attention span isn’t good, since they daydream a lot. might say personal stuff in accident. relatable. great listeners. talks with warm heartedness. cool in arguments, and will stand up for what they feel is right if necessary. another placement that may use emojis a lot. texting may be emotional. shitty grammar. communication style is passive(goes with the flow, bad eye contact/body language, hates drama, etc). another placement that makes jokes abt sex. may joke abt drugs(other ppl doing it or themselves, or ppl acting like their on drugs lmao)

please keep in mind that other things will affect certain traits, like your moon sign. don’t plagiarize, and have a good day🤍

[nctsjiho]

Coming Home

warnings: strong language (one word), vague mention of covid/ mentions of covid testing, Dream being mad at each other this was supposed to be angst, but it's not in the slightest -_-"

era: February 2022

❀ With tensions running high while preparing for another comeback, the boys get into a little conflict and Haechan's call for help conveniently gets answered (OR another one to satisfy your Jiho x Haechan agenda)

“I’m just telling you that you’re being too much.” Mark’s tone was low and threatening. Already having enough of his member’s antics, he wasn’t too fond of having to keep explaining himself. “I just thought it was funny-” “No, Haechan. It was not.” Mark groaned.

Haechan turned to his other members, who like Mark, didn’t seem particularly happy with him. “Guys~ Don’t act like you weren’t laughing either.” The boy was almost whispering at this point, desperate to prove Mark’s reaction was unwarranted. “At least we stopped when we realised things were going out of hand.” Renjun mumbled, noticeably annoyed. “You went too far, Haechan.” Jeno added.

More things were said at the end of that practice. And not of the good kind. Tensions were high with the boys being exhausted and all. It wasn’t wise to expect any sort of conflict - minor or major - to be peacefully resolved in those kinds of circumstances. Expecting the conflict to get worse? Well, that’s what happened after all.

After taking a shower, Haechan sat cross-legged on his bed. When he was finally in the comfort of his own room he let his frustrations flow freely. The boy wasn’t one to cry much, but while replaying the angry and disappointed words his friends yelled at him earlier, he couldn’t help but let his eyes glaze over.

“Why couldn’t you be here right now, Lim JiHo.” He growled, frustrated. Out of everyone, JiHo would definitely be able to calm everyone down before things got too far. When it was just the 7 boys, they’d just yell without really listening to what was being said. JiHo would’ve been able to shut them up with one look and tell them to “stop being actual babies and let’s fix your bullshit”.

Her blunt approach to someone else’s problems, though maybe not so easy to digest by the associated emotional parties, did often come to a pleasant resolution. And if that approach did not work, there was the famous “If you don’t make up right now, *insert personalised threat* ”. It always worked. And in the cases that didn’t work, she’d just tell them she didn’t care and leave, leaving the boys slightly confused and even more troubled.

“Why do you have to be on the other side of the globe when I need you the most?” Haechan tugged his hair in frustration, almost embarrassed by what he just admitted to. “Well, I’m right here.”

Surprised - and mostly confused - Haechan turned his head to see the girl he was just talking about standing in the frame of his bedroom door. “JiHo?” The girl smiled and sat next to him, almost automatically slipping her hands around Haechan’s shoulders. “I heard you needed me?”

Haechan scoffed. Of course she had to tease him as soon as the opportunity arose. Immediately though, he let his tense body relax in the girl’s hold and one of his arms pulled the girl closer. He held her for a second before she removed herself from the embrace - a little too soon for Haechan’s liking.

“What dumb thing did you do now?” She cocked one of her eyebrows, staring at her friend. “I didn’t-” Before Haechan could even defend himself, he stopped, knowing JiHo wasn’t buying what he was going to say. “Okay, I might have made fun of Jisung a bit too much during practice, BUT the boys didn’t have to be so mean about it.”

“So you denied your wrongdoings because you were too prideful to accept you were in the wrong?” It was barely a question, more of a “I know what you did, don’t deny it” and it annoyed the boy. “Okay sure! But Mark wasn’t being very civil about it either, and then he wasn’t even letting me explain.”

“I know, he said he felt bad about it too, but he just needed to breathe for a while. I’m sure everything is going to be fine tomorrow. Jisung will accept your apology, I’m sure about that.” “Wait? You talked to the boys? How long have you been here?” Haechan asked, confused. JiHo giggled and gave him a little wink. “Jealous?”

“But yes, I did talk to the boys. However they don’t know I’m here yet. We only texted each other. I arrived earlier today, and got my tests done and I’m negative. I even did two self tests in the car, both negative.” Haechan nodded unconsciously before letting out a big sigh.

“This sucks. Everyone looked at me as if I just murdered someone!” JiHo chuckled a little at his words. “I’m sure you're exaggerating now.” Haechan shook his head, however. “I’m not! You wouldn’t know how it feels having all of them gang up on you.”

“Oh, I think I know… However, last time it was you instead of Mark.” Haechan’s jaw dropped, worry and regret immediately taking over his features remembering the events of two summers ago. “JiHo, I’m sorry-” “It’s fine.” She giggled. “Forgiven and forgotten.”

“Why didn’t you tell us you were coming back today?” “Somewhat last minute choice? I guess? In my heart I just knew someone was missing me, so I had to come back.” The teasing glint her eyes held was enough for Haechan to know he was referring to him, but he decided not to question it. “What about your family?”

Even beneath her mask, Haechan could see JiHo’s cheeks slightly flush. “I had a great time, but I missed my family here.” She avoided eye contact, finding her slightly outgrown manicure much more interesting.

It was quiet for a few moments before Haechan let out a high pitched squeal and pulled her into a bone crushing hug. “You’re so cute! I’m telling everyone you came back because you missed us! Ouch-” The finger that poked the boy’s side was enough to shut him up quickly.

“I think I might have to book another flight back home.” JiHo threatened, sending the boy a glare. Instead of protesting verbally, Haechan held onto JiHo’s arm and pulled her towards him.

“For someone who missed me, you never once called or really texted me.” She muttered. Her hand started to play with his black locks. “I’m sorry, I just didn’t know if you wanted me to call you.”

“Forget it, you never call me anyway. Only when you need something.” JiHo feigned annoyance, feeling slightly proud when Haechan began whining and clung onto her more tightly.

“I’m sorry~ From now on I’ll constantly blow up your phone and call whenever we’re not together and-” “Please don’t!” It made Haechan laugh with how desperate the girl sounded. “You’re already too much when we have schedules together.”

By now Haechan had pulled JiHo up higher on the bed, his arms locking hers in place and his leg pinning the rest of her body down. He nuzzled into her hair, placing loud kisses on her head. “I know you love it when I do this!” JiHo just groaned, trying to pry herself from the boy.

“Ssh~ Don’t fight it, JiHo. Just accept my love.”

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S/N: I want to balance the members who I write for, but Haechan and Jeno (and just Dream) are some of the easiest members to write for so there's a lot of them on my blog. If it's too much, please let me know! I love to write for other members as well, but my brain is currently out of creative juice T-T. If you want me to write for another member specifically or just want me to tone the Haechan and Jeno writings down a little, just tell me. I'll gladly hear your feedback!

[taechaos]

Web of Lies

from Textbook Love drabble series

pairing: bully!Jungkook x nerdy!fem!Reader

genre: drabble, smut, college au

synopsis: Soyeon is honest, Taehyung is using his last breaths to tell you the truth, and Jungkook is lying. It seems that everything you know boils down to Jungkook lying.

warnings: angst, panic attack, dry humping, the TINIEST bit of fluff

word count: 4.3k

Obstacles are inevitable in relationships; there’s always something that must go wrong. They can come in the form of arguments, disagreements, actions, or people like Taehyung. One physical obstacle that always knows when Jungkook is with you.

A few days after the fight between the two close friends, Taehyung’s nose somewhat healed and Jungkook doesn’t shy away from you as frequently. What’s the point when the people he tried to hide you from found out about his relationship with you anyway? The only reason he doesn’t approach you every time he sees you is because: 1. He doesn’t enjoy being clingy; that would mean he likes being around you all the time which he refuses to admit. 2. You would probably get tired of him and stop loving him. 3. He kissed your friend who always sits next to you outside.

Now that he’s taking most of his opportunities to talk to you, and maybe kiss you, Taehyung is growing restless. Every time Jungkook is with you, so is Taehyung. Some. Fucking. How.

To name one of the busts: when Jungkook was kissing you in the university’s hallway two days ago, Taehyung popped in out of nowhere and shouted, “Get a room, you sluts!” It made for a good laugh between the students, especially when Jungkook ran after him out of the building. 

Another time is when Jungkook was watching you work in the yard and Taehyung joined you two to ask about that “one hot friend of yours”. You ended up telling him about Soyeon and Minnie while Jungkook glared at Taehyung that conveyed a clear message: Don’t. So, he didn’t. It didn’t have anything to do with getting elbowed when you weren’t looking.

It was because that would ruin the fun, and he has a sense of purpose while roaming the entire campus to make his fourth bust of the week. He’s searched the hot and empty spots, but he just can’t find the passionate couple anywhere. If he can’t keep disrupting their displays of affection, how will Jungkook get annoyed enough to spill the truth to you? You deserve that much, and if you still accept him, then Taehyung’s out of the picture.

Why can’t Jungkook see that?

For starters, one of the reasons is Jungkook is distracted and growing very irritated by the heavy stare he feels digging into his skin. Who the fuck is watching him? He thought it would be nice to keep you company in the main campus library by controlling your hand under the table over his clothed erection while you skim through your textbook for a light revision, but a pair of eyes behind a bookshelf won’t stop glaring into his soul through thick frames that he can’t see. 

He blows out a breath and screws his eyes shut. His jaw clenches and you immediately catch on, worriedly asking, “What’s wrong?”

“Someone’s fucking watching me and I can’t get off,” he grits. Your cheeks heat and grow crimson when you glance down at your occupied hand, palmed by his bigger one in a tight grip. 

“I’m so sorry,” you whisper, “we can go to my dorm, if you’d like? Whatever you want.” In an act of comfort, you stupidly start caressing his length until he stands up. 

“Gotta confront the fucker.” 

Right when he raises his foot to take a step in the direction that his senses lead him to, Taehyung joins in on the mission. “Who are we confronting?” he asks casually with an arm over Soyeon’s shoulder, who is trying to suppress a grimace at the intervention. Jungkook glances at him and then your friend before sucking his teeth and rolling his eyes.

You grin brightly at the greeting and explain, “Someone's watching him. He’s going to find the stalker.”

“Might’ve been me, oops,” Taehyung raises his brows guiltily before slumping on a wooden chair adjacent to you, looking around the spacious area that makes him feel too loud. When he notices Soyeon still standing, he tells her, “come, sit,” and pats the seat next to him. She does so timidly. “Isn’t it so wonderful—”

“Why are you here?” Jungkook interrupts, but Taehyung continues, “—that we’re forming a friend group of our own? We’re all so familiar with each other.”

“Oh, Soyeon hasn’t met Jungkook yet.”

Taehyung narrows his eyes at you with a scrunch of his nose. “Sure about that?” Jungkook strides behind his chair and starts massaging his shoulders; a very harsh massage that has him holding back a wince. “Oh, Kook, that’s a bit rough. Tell me, is he like this in bed too?”

You gape at him in surprise, bashful because your lover doesn’t kiss and tell, and he doesn’t look too happy about it either.

“Tae…” Jungkook snarls.

“Well, is he, Soyeon?”

The library’s silence graces your table as everyone falls quiet, if you don’t count Taehyung’s groans at Jungkook’s bruising hold that is. Soyeon’s jaw drops and her eyes widen at the sudden switch in your gaze, searching for answers from her. “That’s not funny, Taehyung,” she breaks the silence with her blunt statement.

“Don’t mind him, baby, he has brain damage,” Jungkook spits and brings a hand up to Taehyung’s hair to yank it back. “I’m going to fucking kill you,” he whispers in his ear.

Your features begin to soften from its hard expression until Taehyung smiles wickedly at you. “Oh yeah, it wasn’t sex, was it? It was a tongue battle-” His voice cuts off the moment Jungkook starts choking him with his elbow, and his gags fall on deaf ears. Soyeon tries to push him off, but you’re just blank because Jungkook isn’t denying it; it was as if he was expecting it, trying to stop him all along. 

The sudden interest in your friend, the constant interruptions, the hits…

“Soyeon?” you call quietly with welling up tears. “Did you kiss him?”

Your best friend doesn’t lie, and apparently neither does Taehyung. Does Jungkook lie? You’re conflicted between living in bliss, ignoring the dying man in front of you because your boyfriend might have kissed Soyeon, and facing reality by asking the hard questions.

Her hands are still tugging on his shirt to save Taehyung, but her persistence weakens when she looks at you: guilty and… exposed? “I didn’t know it was him,” she confesses. It is indirect, and doesn’t reveal much except that she kissed the one man she wasn’t supposed to. 

“When?”

“The party,” Taehyung wheezes as he struggles against Jungkook’s arm, his nails drawing blood on his skin. His face is red from the lack of oxygen but he isn’t worried about dying.

“Oh, he put you up to this, didn’t he?” Jungkook speaks through clenched teeth to Soyeon. “They’re setting me up, and who the fuck is watching me?!” 

You stand up slowly and close your textbook with a soft thud, packing your materials so graciously. Your hands are shaking, but the tears blurring your vision don’t matter to you. Soyeon is honest, Taehyung is using his last breaths to tell you the truth, and Jungkook is lying. You sling your bag over your shoulder and trudge to the exit, counting your steps to calm down. You ignore Jungkook asking you where you’re going, Taehyung gasping for breath, and Soyeon telling him to leave you alone. It’s all muffled and you’re too sad to care.

It’s a case of he said she said, but your heart is siding with your friends with how painfully it pounds against your chest. Your trust in Jungkook couldn’t have been that fragile, could it? Why did it break with one sentence? 

Heavy footfalls follow you beyond the exit, but you’re too distracted by trying to move your legs steadily to notice. It isn’t important enough to distract you from someone calling your name though, or the light weight of a gentle hand on your shoulder. “Hm?” you say without looking up, frozen in your steps.

“A-Are you okay?” A smooth voice asks.

“I’m a bit sad,” your voice cracks and wavers from holding back a meltdown, “hurt.” You want to recognize the blurred image of the man standing next to you, so you blink and a tear sheds from each eye. “I told you to never talk to me again, Jimin.” You feel overwhelmed, and yet the memory of the blackmail has little impact on your mess of emotions, but it doesn't help you feel better either.

“Sorry,” he breathes, “I still don’t understand why, but you can do the talking for me. Wh-what happened?”

“Why do you ask? So you can use that against me too?” you scoff through the lump in your throat. Confusion washes his soft features, so you add, “maybe another handjob for it?” You shrug off his hand and continue your walk of shame. 

“I-I’ve never used anything against you, what are you talking about?” He’s chasing after you and it’s a bit of help in swaying your thoughts in a different direction, and your emotions towards anger and disbelief instead.

“Does a video ring a bell? The one you threatened to leak if I didn’t touch your…” You groan to yourself and quicken your pace towards your dorm. Maybe you could mope comfortably in there without the annoying presence of an arch enemy, who is feeding you more lies than you’re capable of consuming in one day. 

“What? I never— Listen, I deleted that video the second I received it. Whoever told you that was lying, please!”

It seems that everything you know boils down to Jungkook lying. His love was a lie too, apparently. Maybe the Jungkook you know is just one big fat lie who can’t seem to tell you the truth in any moment you’ve been with him. How many times do you need to hear from others and yourself that Jungkook is lying?

“I know,” you whimper and run off.

Once Taehyung catches his breath after coughing for a minute straight with a fresh bruise blossoming on his neck, he interrupts the hushed argument between Jungkook and Soyeon by asking, “Where’d she go?”

“I don’t know, but you’re going straight to hell once I fucking kill you for good,” Jungkook fumes with flushed cheeks. 

“If you die by murder, you go straight to Heaven. How do you not know this?” His voice is low from the assault and his throat aches, but he still attempts to lighten the mood. 

“I swear to fucking God, Taehyung—” Jungkook stops his threat when he sees Soyeon sneakily walking away. “Where the fuck are you going?”

“Air,” Soyeon vaguely answers.

“Bullshit.” Jungkook tries to go after her, wanting to be the first to find your dorm so she doesn't say more about that night, but Taehyung holds onto his wrist to stop him. 

“She needs time—”

“Fuck off.”

When Jungkook begins to walk off after yanking off his hand, Taehyung immediately searches around the room and takes out a pen from a cup on the reception desk before jumping Jungkook from behind just as he was about to leave. They struggle against each other and start rolling around, but Taehyung is driven by adrenaline as he grounds himself on top of him. He holds him down with his legs and uncaps the pen to start writing on his forehead.

“What the fuck are you doing?!” Everyone in the library peeks at the commotion due to Jungkook’s loud yell, but neither of them pay mind as he tries to move away from the pen.

“See if she takes you seriously with dick written on your forehead,” Taehyung chuckles before sprinting off with him hot on his tail. Jungkook is stronger, but Taehyung is much faster as he loses him pretty quickly by hiding in an occupied lecture hall. The professor looks at him questioningly but he thinks fast and breathlessly asks the students, “Is Jeon Jungkook here? The headmaster is looking for him.” Some people search for him, but when no one makes a peep, he escapes the room and Jungkook’s wrath.

Now to go to your dorm before Jungkook scrubs off the ink…

“I didn’t know his name,” Soyeon murmurs while fidgeting with her fingers. When she came in the room, you were muffling your sobs with your pillow and all she saw was your jerking shoulders. She tried to comfort you, to hug you, but you weren’t exactly being friendly, and the setting is pretty much the same except she’s sitting on your bed while you still cry. “I asked people what he looked like, but it was just a description of every guy in the room. He wasn’t around for them to point at, and so I thought maybe he didn’t come. Then this guy kisses me on this couch, feels guilty about it, and tells me his name. I-I didn’t know it was Jungkook. He left for you anyway…”

Her attempt at consolation is fruitless because it only makes you cry harder. She rubs your back soothingly before standing up. “I’ll check up on you later. Let me know if you need anything, okay?” You nod against your stained pillow. 

The moment she opens the door, Taehyung’s fist misses her head by an inch. “Oops,” he says before gently pushing her aside by her shoulder and entering. His eyes fall on your fetal position first thing and he pouts at you. “Aw, baby—”

“She doesn’t want to talk right now.”

“I’m good company,” he dismisses her with a flick of his wrist, “you can go.”

She rolls her eyes before shutting the door, and it’s only you and him now. Your hiccups fill the room as he sadly watches you, a quiet sigh leaving his mouth. “I tried to tell you. Well, I tried to get him to tell you.”

“Y-You said,” you snivel against the sheet, “th-that he was whipped for me.”

I said that to get you to open up. Even in his head it sounds cruel, so he rethinks his response with a grimace. “Jungkook told me he liked you.” Maybe shifting the blame wasn’t exactly much better, especially since he told him that after the claim, but you have enough on your plate.

“H-He told me he loved me,” you hiccup, releasing your death grip on the poor pillow. It’s a mask rather than a silencer now. Taehyung widens his eyes to himself and purses his lips. He takes Soyeon’s former seat and turns you on your back. His heart sinks a little when he sees your face: red nose, heavy lids, bloodshot eyes and quivering lips with messy hair. You look really pretty to him right now. “He lies so much. H-He even made me give Jimin a handjob.”

“Made you?” he repeats with his thumb drawing circular patterns on your collarbone. 

You nod. “It’s a long story, and I don’t want to talk about it. It was horrible.”

His brows furrow at your tone. “That’s so fucked up... Man, you need to avoid him.”

“Jimin?”

“Jungkook. That’s too twisted, even for him. You’re an angel…” his palm reaches for your cheek and his thumb continues its soothing motions. “You didn’t deserve it.”

“Thank you,” you mouth and fresh tears brim as you try to swallow. It feels like you’re sick all over again, except there’s no misunderstanding to clear this time. He wipes a stray teardrop and smiles down at you; it’s a relaxing gesture. You close your eyes and hold onto his wrist, snuggling into his warm hand.

“I sound really cheesy, don’t I?” he chuckles. “Can’t lie, wish I had someone call me an angel after I caught my ex cheating on me.”

An involuntary giggle erupts from your mouth at his joke. “You’re an angel, Taehyung. An angel in disguise.” You peek at him before fluttering your eyes shut again. A pursed smile graces his lips, and he’s convinced he isn’t interested in you romantically, that it was just an invisible force drawing him closer to you, that he wasn’t the one aiming for your lips until a pound on the door resounds in the room.

You flinch away from his hand and he pulls back instantly; both of your heads shoot to the source of the noise. 

“Open up!” Jungkook yells and continues fisting the door. “Open the fucking door!” Taehyung holds a finger against his lips, signalling you to stay silent until he leaves. “I want to talk. Open the door… please.” Neither of you say anything.

“Fine,” he agrees, “don’t talk. I’ll talk, but at least give me a sign that you’re here.” Before Taehyung can stop you, you rush to the door and knock once. You hear him slide down the door, presumably leaning his back against it and sitting on the floor. “Okay. I’m sor— They were lying—” you slam your fist against the door in denial. “Okay! But they weren’t telling the whole truth back there. I was um… on drugs. I was really fucking high, okay?”

“Yet your high-self still managed to yell at me! Clearly you weren’t high out of your mind,” you snap menacingly. He flinches at your sudden shut-down; he’s never heard you yell at him before, nor has he ever been the victim of your anger. It makes his heart drop.

“That was like, three hours after I got high! I was practically sober, plus, you weren’t talking to me that day!”

“I had lost my voice! I didn’t want you to get sick—"

“I DIDN’T FUCKING KNOW THAT!” 

He gulps at your silence and inhales a deep breath to calm down. He hears you sniffle on the other side. “I-I didn’t know that. You wouldn’t kiss me, wouldn’t talk to me, and I didn’t know why. I thought you stopped loving me and… that really upset me.” He sighs to himself because he’s never opened up so honestly and it’s difficult, but he doesn’t exactly have a choice. It just feels so embarrassing.

Taehyung opens the window of your dorm and climbs out. You don’t see or hear it happen, too invested in your argument to even remember his existence. “Do you remember what I told you the night we did it for the first time?”

His face scrunches as he tries to replay the events beside the sex. The corner of his lip tugs upwards when he recalls you calling him a slut, but he’s still clueless as to why you’re bringing it up. You don’t leave him in the dark for long. “I told you I wouldn’t forgive you a second time.” He gnaws on his lip as his palms feel clammy with nervous sweat. 

“W-We weren’t dating then,” he tries to justify. “I didn’t need forgiveness then. You’re so unfair!” He stands up and knocks with his fist again. “Let’s talk it out face to face, I’ll explain everything. You’re putting me at a disadvantage! Don’t you want clarity? Don’t you want this to work out?!” He starts chanting your name when you don’t answer. “I will break down this fucking door if you don’t open it,” he doesn’t sound nearly as intimidating as he usually does when threatening; he sounds more like he’s a second away from breaking down himself. “No, no… please. I-I’ll kiss another girl if you break up with me! You don’t want that, right? So just open the door.” 

His tough façade crumbles the longer you ignore him, and he can’t believe the heavy weight he feels all over his body wants to leave in the form of tears. It stings in his eyes but he doesn’t dare let them fall. “You’re so fucking cruel!” He twists the door handle violently; desperately. A dry sob escapes him as he kicks the door one last time. “Oh God, oh God…” he tries to breathe but it doesn’t enter his lungs. It’s like being choked with a noose as he gasps and a tear runs down his cheek. His wheezes become so loud that you start hearing them and grow concerned.

You consider the possibility that it’s one of his tactics, trying to manipulate you, but you open the door anyway. It’s a slight crack and you barely get a look at him before he pushes it open completely and forces his way in. He sits on your bed and his shoulders hunch, breaths still shallow. “I didn’t mean it. I don’t like her, never did, I only— I was mad, and I couldn’t go through with it, and I’ve never shown you affection b-because I’ve only ever received it from you—” you hush his rambling with a hug, but he continues with his head against your stomach anyway, “I’ve never been in a relationship and I’m a fucking mess and I understand why you wouldn’t want to be with me, but please don’t leave me. I’ll do my homework, I’ll stop being mean, I won’t even talk if you don’t want me to, but please don’t stop talking to me.”

“Jungkook…” you trail in shock. “I’m here. Take a deep breath.” When he tries, it’s so shaky that it makes you tear up for the umpteenth time. You’re a mess with him. “In and out, love, in and out.” You would do it with him like an instructor, but it’s not possible when he’s squeezing your waist so tightly. It takes a few minutes for him to relax his grip and he looks up at you pitifully. “It’s okay,” you assure and pet his hair, “you’re okay.”

“I’m sorry. I love you.”

“I love you more.”

“I love you most,” he exhales. “I mean… I realized that night, that I only want to be with…”

“I get it,” you whisper to comfort him, knowing he has struggles with expressing himself, but he doesn’t stop. He wants to get it off his chest, and he quietly tells you, “I kissed another girl when I wanted to make you jealous, and then another to forget. I don’t want to do that, I mean I only want to kiss… you.”

You initiate it first by leaning down to peck his lips, and you don’t pull away too far. You peck him again, and then start kissing him. He’s never been this slow with you before, but the panic attack must have drained him. It’s the way that he doesn’t immediately turn it heated with the intent of taking it to the third base that warms your heart. He’s hesitant and taking his time, mindful of your reactions because you’re in control for once. You’re aware of how vulnerable he is being with you, and he conveys that with the gentle press of his lips. 

He whimpers into the kiss, and it’s so quiet and mournful that you lean back but he chases after you. He doesn’t want to stop like you’d assumed, so you place your knees on either side of him and hover over his thighs. Even his hands are hesitant as he lightly sits you down on his lap by pulling your waist. You smile against him and with his submission, you swipe your tongue across his lip. He opens for you. You roll your tongue around his, and he eventually begins to suck on yours. There’s a pit in your stomach that confuses you; is it arousal? Flattery? You feel so special because you know he hasn’t been like this with anyone else; so powerless and passive.

It’s passionate. You inch your body a little closer to him and he grunts when you brush against his crotch before settling down. This isn’t about sexual needs, and you don’t treat it as such but your body has a mind of its own with its constant shuffling that turns him on. He doesn’t want to feel that way, but his hips have a subtle way of thrusting beneath you. His hums rumble and you kiss him harder, losing all your senses except for the warmth of his skin. You don’t notice him controlling the movement of your hips because he’s taking it slow, and you don’t need to know why he’s quietly moaning into you.

At least no one’s watching him now. 

You pull back in surprise when he groans loudly, and you know he’s back to himself as his actions grow rough. You’re practically jumping when he grinds on you with his spit all over your mouth because of his explorative tongue. From past experience, you’ve figured out that Jungkook is more honest when he’s in the heat of the moment, so you inquire against his lips, “Why did you lie to me about Jimin?”

“That fucking freak,” he growls, “I needed a reason to get you to hate him. He didn’t stop you when it happened, did he?” 

Still manipulative. “Will you do the same with Taehyung?”

“No, I,” his thrusts slow down, “I’m gonna, err…” He looks at you for help.

“You’re gonna be a good boy and talk things out with him, right?”

“Right,” he breathes, “talk.” He slams his lips against yours again, and it’s not long before he sighs at his climax with your cooperation. There’s a small patch growing on his pants through his underwear, and he cusses when he notices it. He pecks you one last time before hugging you and laying on the bed, cuddling you like a blanket. “Do you forgive me?” 

You rest your head on his chest and feel his pulse to contemplate. He brings a hand up to your hair and starts running his fingers through it, unbothered by your lack of answer. “I’ll make it up to you,” he says. “Do you…” he clears his throat, “do you maybe want to have dinner with me?”

“Like a date?” you tease with a grin.

“Yes.”

“There’s my answer,” you lift your head to wink up at him. “But if you test me again, I’ll break your heart just as you did mine. Don’t worry though,” you whisper, “I’ll never leave you.”

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Writing Explicit Content for Frender: My Experience + Resources

I’m writing this post for @when-orange-met-metal and anyone else who may be interested in this topic.

Over the summer, I wrote my first fic titled “Escalating,” and it ended going from a one-shot to a longfic. To sum it up, the fic is an AU where Bender and Fry decide to become friends with benefits (taking place sometime earlier during the show, I don’t have a hard date), develop feelings for one another, and then things get really toxic. It’s Frender, so ofc things are going to get toxic.

The fic was my first foray into the world of smut (technically), and I taught myself how to write it by reading smut by other fic authors, particularly other Fry/Bender fic authors. There was an initial post where I tried to go through the entire writing process, but it ended being incredibly long and it was too difficult for me to actually write. I’m also not a professional author and I’m still very young to boot. I have to reiterate that I’m not qualified to give actual advice, so this going to be about what helped me get started on my first work.

Finally, I’m not an authority on how to write this pairing, nor do I want to be because I like to see different takes on this pairing. I was hesitant to write this post because I don’t want it to seem like I’m telling people there’s a right or wrong way to write for this pairing. The creativity of other authors is what inspired me to try my hand at writing content for this pairing in the first place. So please, take everything I say with a grain of salt. Without further ado, this is where the NSFW part starts, so I’m censoring it. If you’re a minor, please don’t interact with this post further, for your own safety.

I’m going to start by listing some things that help me personally when it comes to writing smut. Because there are plenty of ways to go about writing sex scenes, and the way I do it is definitely not the way everyone else does it. For my writing, the sex scene needs to have build-up, there needs to be an emotional throughline, and this is because each scene needs to reveal something new or develop the characters in some way. Each scene is a stepping stone to the end of the story. And sex scenes are not an exception to this. I’ve tried writing porn without plot, and I can’t; for me, the porn needs to have feelings. When you’re telling a longer story, the sex scenes can’t destroy the pacing of the plot; they need to add conflict to the story in some way.

Another thing you need to keep in mind is that you’ll need to do some research. I had to do research when writing my first fic. My search history had stuff like “how does an erect penis look,” “how deep is the prostate inside of the rectum” (it’s two inches deep), “how long is the average penis size” (about five inches), etc. This is something you need to be careful about, because I just looked it up with no protection and got a lot of full blown porn in my results. I found that medical articles helped me a few times, especially when it came to getting certain things accurate. Another thing that I did was look up sex positions as reference (front facing anal sex is my personal favorite), but yeah, be careful about this.

Let’s talk about accuracy. I worried a lot about my smut being inaccurate. Which is really dumb, because Futurama takes place in the year 3000, Bender is a fucking robot, and futuristic cybersex doesn’t need to be accurate. The only thing you have to worry about when it comes to accuracy is getting Fry’s anatomy correct, because he’s a human guy (either trans or cis depending on how you’d like to write him). Once again, if you have any questions about how male anatomy works, just google them. If you come up with a weird way for these two to have sex, just try your best to explain how it would work in the world of Futurama. 

Things to avoid:

For the love of god, just be blunt about genitalia. Don’t say things like “his little friend downstairs” or “his unsheathed, pointy sword.” Trust me, every reader hates this, it’s an immediate turn-off, and finally, it’s not funny. Just use the direct terms for genitalia like cock, balls, dick, pussy, c*nt, entrance, asshole, shaft, length, or even penis/vagina etc. There are other ways to inject humor into a sex scene if that’s the tone you want to use.

Having an anal sex scene be completely dry, because that’s incredibly painful. I get that writing anal sex in general is extremely tough (it is for me at least), but the ass doesn’t self-lubricate like a vagina. It’s going to need prep/stretching. A lot of people think it’s unsexy to write about the prep (this is false but to each their own), so if you don’t want to write about it, just have the character mention they did it of screen.

((Generally, you can just have lube as lube. Spit or soap doesn’t work; however, a lot of readers don’t care. You could probably get creative and make up futuristic lube or something.))

Worrying about Bender’s anatomy in general. The people who make this show don’t keep his anatomy consistent, so you don’t have to worry yourself too much. I’m a dumb English major who has no idea how technology works, and I make everything about his anatomy up with no real world reference. Just make sure it’s consistent within the world of your story.

Here’s a list of general Frender hcs I use when writing smut for this pairing. A lot of authors tend to use these as well, and this definitely a thing for other robot/human relationships. I think some of them might be unique to Frender, but also, I don’t know. You certainly don’t have to use these, fanon is just for fun and you can make up your own, but also they helped me a lot. I’m going to focus heavily on the robot side of things, because that’s where it gets really confusing.

Overloading: Overloading is the robot equivalent of a human orgasm. Everyone author does this from what I’ve seen. In canon, Bender fucks a lot, so of course there’s some way for robots to climax, and this is basically how they do it. Usually, Bender will need to reboot after he overloads (like when a computer needs to be restarted). Fun fact, the first time I wrote about Bender overloading, it was one of the hardest things for me to describe in words. Since then, I’ve gotten used to it.  

Wireplay: Okay, this is something I know isn’t unique to this pairing. I treat Bender’s internal hardware similar to genitalia. He opens his chest cabinet, and Fry can stick his hands inside and mess around (it’s basically like jerking a robot off). I’ve added things like an internal exhaust pipe that can be rubbed, and a panel at the back of Bender with buttons that can be pressed (I’m not the first person to do this one either).

Antennae: The antennae on the top of Bender’s head in canon is basically his equivalent of a penis. They make several jokes alluding to this, even though I’m not sure how it would work. I think it’s wild that robot’s walk around with their dicks hanging out in the world of Futurama, but more power to them I guess. There are authors who write it as his penis, so you could probably do it too. I don’t really like to do this, but I’ve seen authors use it really well.

Bender’s mouth: This is a fun one. Bender’s mouth (mouthplate) zaps Fry when they kiss. Pretty much everyone does this, and I think it might be canon? I’m not really sure, but this is a really sweet idea. The zaps aren’t fatal of course.

Steaming/Blushing: This is another really cute idea that pretty much everyone uses. The gist is that when Bender gets embarrassed or aroused, he steams like how a human would blush. I take it a step further and generally have his body temperature rising when he gets overemotional.

Electricity: This is getting into the way robot/robot sex works, or at least the way I suspect it works in the world of Futurama. I assume there are a number of ways you can do this, but the dominant party basically injects their electricity into the submissive party. I tend to view it this way. You could probably do something fun and creative with this.

Interfacing: The most intimidating thing for me to write was human/robot interfacing, especially because there’s no real way to research this. When I looked at other smut scenes involving human/robot interfacing, I noticed that most authors had their own twist on it to some extent. Within my own fanon, I write interfacing as the most intimate way for a human and a robot to have sex. I also write it as the easiest and most feasible way for the two to have sex at the same time. It’s very similar to in-universe robot/robot sex, and I have my own rules for it works within my own fanon. I love the way other authors have handled it as well; there aren’t very strict rules for this one.

Anal Sex: Okay so this one wasn’t in my initial post, but Bender doesn’t have a human penis. So don’t be afraid to use sex toys like a dildo and a strap-on. Or a vibrator. Also, you can just give Bender a robot penis tbh. They probably sell those in the future and I’m surprised not many people have done this. My personal hc is that Bender would pick the biggest penis/dildo to use on Fry and give him a really hard time in bed.

Power Dynamics: I do have a preference for this pairing, where I tend to write Bender as the dominant party and Fry as the submissive party. However, I’ve seen writers do it the other way around successfully. Follow your own personal preferences for these characters and don’t be afraid to do your own thing.

I’m going to cap this post by listing some of the resources that helped me. For the record, AO3 has a tag called Robot/Human Relationships. Said tag has over 3,500 works that can be used for reference. Other fandoms that have robot/human relationships or robot/robot relationships include the Transformers fandom and the FNAF fandom. I’m not in either of these fandoms, but they could probably be really helpful for this particularly pairing. Here are some Frender smut fics that helped me when I was writing my first fic:

Every Fry/Bender fic by the AO3 author Polar Kraken, but the fic “You” is my personal favorite: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18913300

Also by Polar Kraken, “Faulty Wire”:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/16107665

“Say It” by Depressed_Lemon_Bite:   https://archiveofourown.org/works/15419259

“Between metal and glass” by trashy_human_being:   https://archiveofourown.org/works/37085218

“Gonna Teach You How to Swim” by Jitterbugged (this one is really good): https://archiveofourown.org/works/14278524

“Heavy Metal” by wryandwatchful, particularly the last chapter: https://archiveofourown.org/works/6914821/chapters/15774040

“A Robosexual Experience” also by wryandwatchful: https://archiveofourown.org/works/6333577

“Love Drunk” by sluttycrimecat:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/2475179

There are plenty of other great smut fics on the Frender tag for AO3, these were just the ones that really helped me. 

And finally, I think that this guide is extremely helpful when it comes to writing smut in general. Plus, it is written by an actual, professional smut writer with far more experience than me. 

“The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic” by Quinn Anderson: https://archiveofourown.org/works/955716.

I might make a post recommending non-explicit Frender fics someday, because there are some great ones out there (shoutout to Wiggles123, my favorite Frender author). There’s a lot that goes into writing that I couldn’t add in this post, but hopefully I covered the basics. I know that this is an incredibly niche topic, especially within the Futurama fandom, but hopefully this is helpful to anyone interested in writing smut for this pairing, or writing smut in general.