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[lunarticxenia]

Astrology Observations #4

Hellooooo I’m back!!!!!

TW: SA mention, Ab*se mention

🌬Gemini suns are the epitome of golden retriever energy. 

🌬I’ve noticed a lot of people in the psychology field or with psych degrees tend to have Cancer and/or Virgo placements in their big 6. Either that or strong 4th and 6th house energy. Makes a lot of sense. 4th house= emotions. 6th house= service for others.

🌬Cancer suns are underrated for being leaders, I’ve had so many bosses and higher-ups who have been Cancer suns. 

🌬I’ve noticed that homewreckers tend to have a lot of fire/water dominance in their charts, which I think is due to their passion ruling their decisions. I’ve noticed this with cheaters as well. I also think with water placements it comes from insecurity.

🌬Cancer sun women are underrated in terms of sex appeal. My mom said the same thing too so it’s not just me tooting my own horn. Let’s think of some popular Cancer sun celebrities- Pam Anderson, Ariana Grande, Lana Del Rey, Sofia Vergara, Selena Gomez. All have sex appeal and have been sexualized a lot. Cancer sun women do get sexualized a lot. I’m realizing this as I type it. I only notice this in women though, sorry Cancer sun men LMAO. I’m a Cancer sun and I get sexualized for no gd reason.

🌬I’ve noticed that Taurus Venus and Taurus Mars people tend to go for more curvier/voluptuous women. 

🌬Peak Aries moon energy is losing interest in someone because they’re not giving you enough attention. 

🌬I feel like Cancer suns care a lot about politics and this quality is often overlooked. 

🌬I feel like Taurus rising women+ feminine presenting people have like the ultra divine feminine energy. I think it’s because Venus rules their chart, but a lot of Taurus risings I’ve noticed are VERY feminine or have feminine qualities.

🌬Taurus risings and Sagittarius risings tend to be thick LMAO or at least very curvy.

🌬Not really an observation but other aspects in your chart can be very powerful and overshadow qualities you’re “supposed” to have. For example I have two friends who are Aries suns with Libra moons with earth rising, and they are so different. I will say both do have feminine qualities though, like personality wise and physically. Other than that though they’re very different, one is the stereotypical Aries and the other is more like a Pisces.

🌬Idk what’s been going on but I feel like I’ve been encountering so many Libra suns with Sagittarius moons. I don’t know if that’s a common combo, but I’ve been coming across a lot of them lately. (I also work with one). I’ve noticed the men with these aspects are such fuckboys, the women usually aren’t, but the men? Oof.

🌬I’ve noticed a lot of people with Bipolar disorder or BPD tend to have harsh aspects between their sun and moon. I think it’s because those are the two most personal parts of our charts and having them clash can create conflict within.

🌬I feel like a lot of prominent Sagittarius placements get tattoos or wanna get tattoos. P much every Sag placement I’ve known has tattoos or wants to get them. 

🌬Libra sun women have nice asses. I SAID IT OKAY. Even if it’s not big it’s a nice shape.

🌬Libra Mars and Cancer Mars tend to have stomach issues, I feel like it’s because we bottle up our anger and it affects our bodies 😂

🌬️I feel like people with their Venus and Mars in the same sign can balance their masculine and feminine energy very well.

🌬️One Virgo placement in the big three can really make someone so anal retentive which ironic bc Virgo rules the bowels… 👀👀👀👀 Even if they’re not like that about cleaning, some aspect in their life they’re very obsessive over… however I do notice it’s cleaning for many. I live with two Virgo risings and I get screamed at for leaving a fork in the sink, y’all scare me…

🌬️Going off of that, Cancer and Libra placements get a lot of crap for being passive aggressive, but y’all need to include Virgos in there. They are so passive aggressive it’s not even funny 😂

🌬️Asteroid Medusa (149) harsh aspects to personal planets can indicate s*xual assault.

🌬️I stg 12th house synastry is so fucking hard, I feel like I see this a lot in relationships that couldn’t get off the ground or where one person is obsessed with the other. I think that makes sense since the 12th house deals with illusions, unclarity, etc. It’s such a deep connection too, when it works it works but when it doesn’t, it really hurts.

🌬️The house that your Midheaven ruling planet falls into can tell you a lot about your career. My midheaven is Virgo which makes the ruler Mercury, and my Mercury falls in my 8th house. This house deals with a lot of taboo and intensity, which makes sense because I work on an inpatient psychiatric unit. I also want to be a psychologist. So there ya go lol.

🌬️Nessus in the 1st/aspects to the 1st can indicate ab*se in the native’s life, whether it’s giving or receiving. It’s very heavy energy. It can also indicate being into some freaky ass shit in the bedroom, alot of adult actors have this in their chart. 

🌬️Going off of that, Nessus aspects in a positive manner can make someone who wants to help victims of ab*se, whether they’ve been ab*sed or not themselves.

🌬️If a person has both Nessus and Dejanira in their chart, they may have been a victim of ab*se and maybe ab*sive towards others. With this played out in a more positive manner, it can make someone who was a victim of ab*se want to help other victims. ^^^

🌬️Mutable risings really are chameleons when it comes to their appearance. They can manage to make themselves look like completely different people, i.e. Lady Gaga, Kim Kardashian.

🌬️Algol 26° Taurus aspects to NN can make an individual very stoic and able to handle chaos & negative situations well. 

🌬️Prominent Virgo/Mercury placements tend to pick at their skin and enjoy things like popping pimples and stuff lol. 

🌬️Asteroids Messalina (545), Swindle (8690), Sirene (1009), Tantalus (2102), and Lie (26955) aspecting Mercury and/or in the 3rd house can indicate someone who’s very good at lying and manipulating others. 

🌬️Asteroid Sappho (80) in women/feminine people and Asteroid Ganymed (1036) in men/masculine people having harsh aspects to NN or personal planets can indicate LGBT+ people who heavily struggle with figuring out their sexuality (more so than usual lol). 

🌬️I have Asteroid Achilles (588) conjunct my North Node, and that’s the asteroid of where we’re most vulnerable and where our weaknesses are. I feel like that makes sense for me... lol. I tend to let other people tell me how to live my life, and struggle with making decisions for myself. I also have it in the 8th and I tend to struggle with my sexuality. (Kind of a part 2 to the previous bullet?) I also have it in Cancer and I have mommy issues LMAO. I guess this one’s more of a self observation...

I know this isn’t a crazy long post but it feels good to be back lol!

[sapionic]

The 5th House: Romance and Kids

The Astrology Break Down of the 5th house in Astrology.

Take into account that degrees matter due to the decans and the rulership of those as well, but we are not going into that part in this post. Personally, I am still piecing together the degrees in general. I know what each degree is ruled by, but the variations and more have to be studied.

I am actually going to be posting regarding the Planets and NOT the signs. We already know what the signs represent, but the planets really show you what's up.

Mars in the 5th house makes a person impulsive in their intimate/romantic endeavors. Things happen quickly. They don't care to wait or anything. They want it now, quick, and fast. Kids could even come about early for a person with this planet in their 5th house. This causes a person to be quite bold and assertive with their love and lovers. This planet brings about speed to a person's sex life and romance is probably always happening. They can break up with one and end up getting action from others. They initiate with their desires. Kids could also come about due to being in the moment.

Saturn in the 5th house is actually good because this makes someone very disciplined in matters of becoming a parent. We know that Saturn talks about longevity or time so this is someone likely to have kids with someone they have known for a while unless it just ends up being an older person. It's probably not going to be an older person all the time, but you can bet time was put into their connection with the person before a kid came about. This can make someone quite stern in how they scan a person's worthiness of their intimacy as well. This is someone that zones in on everything about a person. They will remember their sexual experiences with detail and the same with their sexual encounters. Love could have even started early for them and something transpired that caused them to slow down in their future dealings. Usually this supports them anyway even though they may not feel like it does when they are focused on what they want.

Sun in the 5th house likely will have kids with someone who actually makes them happy. They are likely going to make sure their relationship is solid and fulfilling before they even think about having a kid with someone. Happiness is important for them in general, especially with love matters. These can be people that have partners that come off positive or jolly.

Pluto in the 5th house gets down and dirty. Likely has a romantic/intimate life where change is inevitable whether internal or external. Deep romance is a priority and it may be approached with depth and taken serious. They could even choose to use sex for a life enhancement. They want to explore the depths of sex and romance that isn't common. They don't mind. Children can cause major changes for these individuals most likely. Likely to have kids with someone who changed their life in a big way.

Do we really need to do Moon? We know how the Moon operates already....

Moon in the 5th house: All you gotta do is make them feel safe, loved, and comfortable. They'll likely have kids with someone they love and/or who loves them. Likely to have a romantic connection that's big on the emotional bond. Kids can even come about through emotional sex. Of course that wont always be the case, but it can be "A" case.

Venus in the 5th house give me vibes of people who may be big on wanting to be married. Kids can come after marriage, definitely, but not only. Likely to have a stable, solid, loyal lover/lovers. Kids can come when there is some decent or more than decent stability in this person's life. Wining and dining is no stranger to this person. They probably get the red carpet rolled out for them by their partner. Likely to respect their partner and vice versa.

Jupiter in the 5th house makes a person a fun, open, optimistic person. They themselves can be opportunists in love or they attract these experiences. Likely to have a fun or informational lover. Likely to have kids with someone that has brought experience, wisdom and knowledge into their life. They may even in some cases have literal circumstances where the lover is philosophical if not an actual teacher. Their love life can be expansive. Likely to also have a partner that is simply smart or travels a lot. This can also be the nature of the relationship where them and their partner teaches each other.

Uranus in the 5th house can make a person have lovers or a lover who is sexy, famous, funny, but still have something unusual about them or in their life. A person with this placement has an unusual love life whether they switch partners often or they simply don't go about love like people would expect. They may like someone who is different and not of commonality. Likely to have unexpected pregnancies. Babies can come about when not planned or expected. Likely to want ultimate stimulation from their lovers. Fun, limitless desires for their romantic life. Likely to have kids with someone who does something extraordinary for their lifestyle.

Neptune in the 5th definitely give me phantom pregnancy vibes. This has likely occurred in some way with these people. Either that or they are pregnant when they don't know. Could find out late or even have a situation where they are giving birth after living life regularly. Could have a relationship based on spirituality, escapism, fun, or a true blissful romance that makes them feel safe and special. Lover can be sensitive, a substance user, smoker only, spiritual, intuitive, or private. Likely to have weird relationships or relationships where they barely see their partner that much for various reasons. Could even have gaps in their love life.

[astronautbeans]

just had a shower thought

are perfume bottles like the only way we can have our universe’s version of witch potion bottles on a shelf

[capnportofficial]

Which piece of smurfs merchandise would you most want to own?

Existing merch or non-existing merch that I wish did exist?

For existing merch... I'd want a hat or pants or socks or basically any Smurf clothes that aren't a shirt.

For merch I wish existed, I would do anything for them to make a Clumsy funko pop.

[menagerofmischief]

she's everything, he's max (mv33)

summary: y/n leclerc starts soft launching a man and soon enough there are paparazzi pictures of the two of them except no one quiet believes that the princess of monaco would settle down with ... max!

max verstappen x leclerc!reader -> smau

cw: some google translated french, my first attempt at a smau, inchident jokes, charles gets bullied

a/n: max won over franco by a few percent and I know there was a lot of people interested in seeing this with franco as well. I'd love to do something with franco so feel free to request it.

yourusername: monaco you were beautiful! I'm so proud of my brother for finally achieving his dream and winning home - love you Cha!

tagged: charles_leclerc, scuderiaferrari

liked by: arthur_leclerc, maxverstappen1, alexandrasaintmleux ...

comments:

charles_leclerc: je t'aime petite soeur

charles_leclerc: you could have at least posted a picture of me to celebrate my win

-> yourusername: don't be ridiculous cha, I have a reputation to uphold -> carsgovrom: turns out appearing on his sisters instagram is a harder feat than breaking the monaco curse -> lechair16: of course it is, mother has a refined feed

maxverstappen1: he's come a long way since the inchident liked by yourusername

charles_leclerc: get out of here

alexandrasaintmleux: <3

yourusername: <3

user366: anyone else notice that max's been in the likes for a while now

user374: he also commented user366: call me crazy but something may be going on here user422: you're crazy

user993: mother is mothering again

yourusername: celebrating in style

liked by: charles_leclerc, maxverstappen1, alexandrasaintmleux ...

comments:

maxverstappen1: charles_leclerc what's that in the second picture?

charles_leclerc: get out of my sisters comments, sid user778: lmao not charles using the max looks like sid meme user801: he didn't come to play

charles_leclerc: betrayal absolute betrayal!

charles_leclerc: first the redbull picture charles_leclerc: AND THEN A MAN charles_leclerc: delete this

arthur_leclerc: say hi to your friend ;)

charles_leclerc: he knows but I don't!!! I can not believe this blashphemy yourusername: he says hi back! yourusername: alexandrasaintmleux come take him away alexandrasaintmleux: consider it done

userus: do the monaco royals know mother is serving the public more than they ever could

user366: can he fight?

maxverstappen1: yes user366: I'm going crazy

f1wags: last night in monaco, y/n leclerc (charles leclerc's sister) was spotted on a dinner with current f1 world champion, max verstappen. after leaving the restaurant the two were pictures kissing and walking intimately. are we getting a new wag in the paddock?

comments:

user366: and they said I was crazy!

user422: sorry girl

user1020: y'all are believing this? why would she date him?

user7789: I'm supposed to believe max pulled THE y/n?

charles_leclerc: oh!

user880: ariana what are you doing here!?

maxssssv: charles commented, it's gotta be real

userrrr: until mother confirms I refuse to believe she's dating .... him

maxverstappen1: family time

liked by: yourusername, victoriaverstappen, charles_leclerc

comments:

user7741: does he really think he's fooling anyone with that soft launch?

uswws: oh he's kinda cute actually

user7755: this is the guy who dating Y/N LECLERC?!

charles_leclerc: tell y/n to call me back, I'm not mad I just want to talk

alexandrasaintmleux: he's mad arthur_leclerc: don't call him back charles_leclerc: I see how it is

f1addict: charles basically confirmed it, right?

yourusername: another trophy on the shelf and another great race! couldn't be prouder of you or happier to call you mine. je t'aime max

tagged: maxverstappen1

comments:

charles_leclerc: ..... this is embarrassing, take it down

charles_leclerc: you never post pictures of me but he gets a whole post!?

charles_leclerc: don't bother coming over, leo already has a better aunt

maxverstappen1: I love you schatje

user366: crazy! I was crazy once

user122: I know she's astronomically out of his league but they're cute

user1010: no because finally someone said it! I ship it

lechair16: I'm only in the comments to see charles going mad atp

maxverstappen1: happy 1 year, schatje! I love you more than words can describe, you have made every day of my life better since the moment you came to talk to me after your brother ruined my race, and now you're the person I dedicate every race win to. ik houd van je

tagged: yourusername

liked by: arthur_leclerc, alexandrasaintmleux, yourusername ...

comments:

yourusername: aw max! I love you so much!

arthur_leclerc: my sister's crying now, great job mate

arthur_leclerc: jokes aside, very happy for you two

charles_leclerc: fine! I guess you can stay

charles_leclerc: if you must.... charles_leclerc: but if you hurt my sister I won't hesitate to launch operation inchident 2.0 maxverstappen1: noted

yourusername: here you go - welcome to the feed

tagged: charles_leclerc

liked by: maxverstappen1, alexandrasaintmleux, arthur_leclerc

comments:

user001: be honest, was posting charles a condition for him to accept max?

yourusername: yes

charles_leclerc: hey, we said good pictures!

yourusername: I happen to think you look really good in these pictures maxverstappen1: one would say, you've never looked so good charles_leclerc: you're on thin ice sid

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[impossible-rat-babies]

my friend and I aren’t allowed to co-heal anymore bc we get have The Worst Time

[estrellogy]

Astro Notes Pt. 3

I have a lot of thoughts and observations that I want to share 😭 If you have any recommendations, please let me know as well 🤍

- People often see 7th house as their ideal partner, but YOU are meant to embrace traits of that sign for growth.

For example, a Libra rising will begin to see more personal growth after learning positive traits from Aries e.g. Being more assertive, believing in themselves instead of looking for others’ approval, putting themselves first, etc.

- This might be a controversial opinion, but I don’t think minor asteroids influence your chart. Asteroids like Bride, Groom, and other very specific ones. The interpretations for them can usually be found somewhere in your main placements already. It can make you over complicate your chart and feel even more disconnected with yourself because you don’t focus on your core energy.

Not every small detail about you has to be explained by astrology. At the end of the day, you’re a person with free will and complex experiences that shape you beyond astrology. This is just a tool, not a determiner of your life.

- Pluto in 5th house 🤝 destroying/deleting your creative works when they’re not up to your standards

- The difference between Venus/Pluto hard versus soft aspects is in their expression. They all are intense, magnetic, and obsessive to some degree. However, hard aspects have a harder time owning these traits so they tend to swing between extremes (e.g. total obsession and then indifference). The soft aspects are just as intense and can have the same toxic tendencies as the hard aspects, BUT they have an easier time accepting it as a part of them and seem more ‘stable’.

- 6th house placements are so overlooked! That’s literally the house of your health and daily life. I notice that when you work with your 6th house energy effectively, other areas of your life also improve.

It’s interesting that 6th house comes right before 7th house of relationships. In order to be in a relationship with someone else, you have to take good care of yourself first!

- Aries and Mars aspects (especially hard ones) can overpower other aspects in your chart until you learn how to master that energy and channel them into something productive

- Jupiter in 12th house used to be seen as negative. But I think Jupiter here is one of the luckiest placements to have. This is the placements of coincidences happening in their favors, things lining up in crazy ways, book falling off the shelf right at the page they need to read. Their experiences feel divine.

They are very connected to the Universe, Source, Spirit Guides, or whatever you believe in! Anyone can with practice, but these things come more naturally for them.

- Shoutout to my Virgo Venus and Capricorn Mars for being the only things that stop me from going off the rails 😍

- Saturn in 11th house often feel unloved by the people around them due to earlier experiences with rejection. Saturn is trying to teach them to unconditionally accept themselves. Also, those bad experiences teach them how to read people a lot better and spot the ones with bad intentions. The reward from Saturn will be genuine, solid, and loyal friendships/connections.

I’m so glad you guys enjoy these silly notes! I have a ton of fun making them 😭

[kyupidu]

Hello!!! Can I have a yandere twisted Astro mayhaps?? :0 or just twisted Astro if youre more comfortable, headcanon or oneshot, its up to you!! Either way thank you and I hope u have a nice day/night :)

● Forever in his arms.

Yandere!Astro x toon!reader

Warnings: Yandere, Asphyxiation, Delusions, forced affection, astro is abit mean in the first half

Notes: This is my first yandere fic it might not be the best sorry! but i hope you enjoy reading! also i couldnt get the images to work so i just didnt add them..

A smile would grace your face as you finished your fourth machine, two more to go! This was your last floor till you were able to finally go back up. You snickered abit at the thought of being able to brag about how to gotten to such a high floor all by yourself AND finally being able to sleep.

Venturing off to find your second to last machine, noticing a twisted Cosmo approaching you quickly hid behind two boxes and a shelf. Sitting there for abit you peeked to see if Cosmo was gone. This caused you to fail to notice a certain sleepy twisted approaching you.

Closing your eyes and sighing thinking that the coast is clear, you twirled around just to be grabbed by the throat at slammed against the wall. Your head would hurt as you writhed trying to escape its grasp though Astro being the stronger one was unphased by your attempts.

Thrashing and kicking and yelling you grasped the hand around your neck and pulled on it hoping his grip would lighten. Your panic filled eyes would meet tearful ones, recognizing them. tears gathered in your eyes you choked out "S-Stop! Stop Astro!" you pleaded so fearful you forgot that this wasn't your friend.

Hearing this put a thought in his ichor fogged head making him remember.. something. Although he could slightly remember it. You had stopped him with a worried look in your face , although he couldn't remember anymore than that. What he did know is remembering it made him feel.. something.

He felt warm.. warm like... a hug.. -wait a hug? This thought caused a picture to finally resurface, of you hugging him. This made his hand loosen and fall to his side. You fell to the ground and scrambled to catch your breath.

As your breathing somewhat calmed you quickly got up and ran. This would cause him to come back to his senses. No.. you couldn't leave.. he loved you so much.. he yearned for you to hug him again.. he yearned.. for you, he would make sure you NEVER left. As you ran trying to find a place to hide still trying to catch your breath you failed to notice you were running toward a research capsule.

As you approached it you finally noticed it, you were too late and tripped over it. Falling to the ground, before you could even try to get back up four arms picked you up rendering you helpless. Struggling in his hold trying to get out as he turned you toward himself. You looked at him sobbing thinking that you'd never see your friends again. To him you always looked so beautiful even when your crying like this.

You looked cute crying, but he was sure you'd look even better with a grin. Using on of his hands pat your head and the other to cup your cheek and wipe away your tears. It felt so good to be in your embrace once more.

You slowly stopped trying to get out realizing that wasn't gonna work. "It's okay.. everything's okay now.." he said bringing you closer to him. It was good you stopped trying, it was always gonna be useless. No matter how much you ran he would always catch you. He hoped this meant you loved him too. You would forever be in his arms.

[cosmicpuzzle]

Astro Observations for the Day

🌸You may get your dental braces in the period of planet in 3rd house. Reason is 3rd house is 2nd from 2nd and acts as support for your teeth/mouth

����Venus-Saturn people can be very concerned about owning a property and also good furniture. They often have a liking for TV units, book shelfs and anything is carved of wood.

🌸South node in 7th can get into relationships early but there may be some unexpected events that can end the connection.

🌸You may change residence or neighborhood or even city during the period of planet in 3rd house or ruling 3rd house.

🌸2nd ruler in 3rd may own a business and have to put a lot of effort in earning money.

🌸I see couples with 7th lord in 8th merging their money so much that it becomes difficult later as to who spent how much. This can be a major issue if there is a divorce later.

🌸Moon in 2nd house people often prepare for a long time in selecting gifts for their loved ones. They aren't the ones to forget anniversaries or special occasions.

🌸The most unromantic marriage could have 7th lord in 6th house. For these people marriage is like a job.

🌸If there is any connection of Mars to 4th house, then your siblings may be involved with property matters. So, they may suggest the site or you may purchase the property of their siblings etc.

🌸Men with Sun-Moon conjunction can be passive partners. Their spouses could behave more like men this is because Moon is with a masculine planet. Even the mother may have been more like a father to the person and father like a mother to the person and this repeats in marriage

For Readings DM

[thatsherastro]

Random Astro Notes Part 4:

Fire Sign Edition

If you are sensitive this post/page may not be for you. These are are general observations. Aspects & houses matter. Xoxo

Next up , Earth Signs

Yes sagittarius are lucky but no one gets to see the amount of adversity they face in order to obtain that luck.

Leo risings typically have broad shoulders , a muscular build or can be on the fuller side.

Sagittarius venus in a mans chart can be such a romantic and giving placement UNLESS it squares a virgo moon , now you have a freeloading , judgmental cheapskate that is looking for a woman to take care of them.

Leo moon women could notice that their moms make them feel like trophies. Bragging about them and then in private placing these people back on the shelf to collect dust.

Leo moon men can be EXTREME mamas boys

Aries NN will be placed into situations in this life where they have to defend & stand up for themselves.

Chiron in leo may have daddy issues as well as self esteem issues. There is also karma tied to children

Sagittarius women an be a little thicker at the bottom.

Sometimes You can spot an aries placement by the size of their forehead

Sagittarius is the comedian of the zodiac

Leo NN - please learn to shine & be OK with it. The house placement of your NN will show you in what area you need to learn this.

ALL of the fire signs make the best cheerleaders. They will cheer for you to accomplish your goals

Sagittarius can be hypocrites and at times may use their religion or philosophical beliefs as a cop out. Their motto is “ Do as I say, not as I do”

Aries are SUPER competitive, this is definitely the person you want on your team during a kickball game.

Sagittarius Venus can be attracted to people outside of their race.

Aries moon may come from a very violent home environment.

Thank you for reading 🫶🏾 I will be opening my bookings soon.

[nynma]

DANDY’S WORLD HEADCANONS P1

headcanons of dandy’s world toons

𐔌 . ⋮ ASTRO .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

Fell asleep once while extracting from a machine and woke up on top of several boxes.

Gives Shrimpy nightmares out of spite.

Got jumpscared by Vee as a prank but it actually scared the sleep out of him for a while.

𐔌 . ⋮ BOXTEN .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

Hit his head against a wall when running away from a twisted.

Got mistaken for a twisted by Poppy. (she punched the bitch out of him)

Has a bow at the back of his bandana similar to Poppy’s one.

𐔌 . ⋮ BRIGHTNEY .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

Got several toons killed because of her bright ass light.

Has pre scripted glasses but wears eye contacts.

Fell off a library shelf once and never wants to talk about it because she’s embarrassed.

𐔌 . ⋮ COSMO .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

Secretly has a strawberry painted on the inside of his hoodie.

Tried eating a piece of his head once.

Chews on his hoodie strings when nervous.

𐔌 . ⋮ DANDY .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

Tries to manipulate toons into giving him extra tapes.

Has a matching blanket with Astro. (it’s yellow with flowers while astro’s one is blue with stars)

Sucks ass at baking.

𐔌 . ⋮ FINN .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

Always says puns but never gets actual laughs. (doesn’t mean he’ll give up)

Views his pet fish in his head as a real fish.

Knows Shrimpo tolerates him and uses it to his advantage. (chatting and pun wise)

𐔌 . ⋮ RAZZLE & DAZZLE .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

Dazzle hates puns and jokes, he’s all sad and gloomy when it comes to them.

Razzle finds reading and staying still in a quiet place boring, he wants to have fun.

Dazzle is terrified of animals while Razzle adores them.

𐔌 . ⋮ SPROUT .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

Cooks with Cosmo and loves it.

Acts all wise and smug.

Likes flexing his height on Cosmo.

𐔌 . ⋮ SHRIMPO .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

Got caught by Toodles being all wholesome with Pebble.

Swore in front of Toodles and she repeated him out loud. (everyone thought it was Rodger)

Has a soft spot for small/cute things.

𐔌 . ⋮ TEAGAN .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

Has a special drink for everyone at her tea parties. (ex. bubble tea for Poppy and water for Finn)

Her and Glisten do each other’s makeup sometimes for fun.

Secretly enjoys teasing Shrimpo.

𐔌 . ⋮ TISHA .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

Loves cleaning and finds comfort in it.

Loves spending time with Shelly, especially when they clean fossils.

Hates Vee for how she treats Shelly.

𐔌 . ⋮ TOODLES .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

Overfeeds Pebble just a tiny bit. (she almost killed him)

Enjoys biting peoples ankles, especially Shrimpo since she knows he won’t hit her.

Likes sitting on top of Rodger’s shoulders. (she feels so high and mighty)

𐔌 . ⋮ VEE .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

Had a crush on Astro once, possibly still does, who knows.

Hates how clingy and desperate Shelly is.

Is terrified of water, she avoids it like it’s the plague.

A/N remember that these are all my headcanons and they’re all for fun!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Here's a 2007 home in the middle of the Montrose, CO desert. Gee, it must be pitch dark here at night. I see only a few fixtures on the outside of the home. It looks like there's a garage that accommodates a truck or RV. 2bds, 3ba, 4.108 sq ft, $1.775m. Let's go inside.

In the entrance hall there's a large staircase straight ahead, surrounded by faux finished walls.

Open concept family room/kitchen. The family room is in the corner with a corner fireplace. The beamed ceiling runs throughout the home and there are large windows with a view of the terrace and desert in this main living area.

The kitchen and dining areas are very large.

Nice wood cabinetry and quartz counters. I like the arched pantry door. (We will see that I was wrong and it's not a pantry.)

There's a display shelf above the cabinet (dust collector). I like the arched ceiling over a staircase next to the kitchen.

Facing the family room.

The dining table. Oddly, there doesn't seem to be a formal dining room.

So, my "pantry" door opens to a very large TV room off the main area and it has French doors to the terrace, plus a big mural that I think is a tribute to the old Bird Cage Theater in Tombstone, AZ.

This is kind of nice, the way these room arches are staggered. The rooms look like dens and children's play rooms, etc.

And, here we have the very orange primary bedroom. It has a mini kitchen w/a large display niche above.

There's a multi-room en-suite. (Can you imagine how many gallons of gold paint they used on this interior?) Got 2 niches up there. You'd have to get a rolling ladder to dust this place.

The terrace around most of the home has a view of the vast desert. It has a 36.50 Acre lot.

Here we have an Astro Turf yard and patio w/a fountain.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/19754-Dave-Wood-Rd-Montrose-CO-81403/111204477_zpid/

[sapionic]

The Most Independent Zodiac Signs

Generally Sagittarius, Capricorn, and Aquarius are signs associated with extreme independence and self-sufficiency. Aries, Libra, Gemini, and Pisces has potential, but they aren't technically "up there" like the signs listed about.

The thing is, Aries, Libra, Gemini, and Pisces is more inclined to do things based on their own self-interest while these signs listed are willing to be more about others. Pisces can also have more selfish tendencies than these signs.

Pisces is most likely to be the zodiac sign out of this bunch to be unseen or hidden the most compared to the rest.

[toons-and-doom]

dandy and Astro head cannons now.

this is a threat🔪/j

Aight bet.

Let’s to dandy by himself first

- dandy has a ‘customer service voice’ as in he’s got a specific tone of voice when he talks to kids and employees. He finds it annoying because it’s pretty high pitched. Sometimes when he’s frustrated or tired he goes back into his voice

- when he talks to the toons or to himself he sounds different, the employees tried so hard to make him sound show accurate but he can’t help that he sounds off

- dandy is highly valued. His handler is required to be very close by incase there are violent incidents because they quite literally cannot afford to lose him. Hes the MAIN main guy!

- dandy is naturally very manipulative. He doesn’t always mean it maliciously, he just knows how to talk to people to get them to do what he wants. He sometimes uses his privileges to get his friends some cool things!

- somehow the most ‘free’ toon and the most captive. He’s by far got the best treatment of the toons and the most privileges he uses to his advantage. But also?? He gets heavy consequences for breaking rules because he’s sorta supposed to be the role model for the other toons.

- when he’s anxious he pulls on his petals.

- he misses his handler a lot.

- he was the first toon ever made. The first successful one at least.

- dandy has no idea what a horse is

- I’ve also mentioned this but country boy dandy, sorry its cannon now

Now for individual Astro headcannons.

- I don’t care what height charts say, Astro is the taller and lankier of the two.

- he has the ability to easily relax a toon. Don’t ask how he does it, it’s not clear to Astro either.

- the star half of his face? He can’t see well out of that ‘eye’ nor feel that side of his face well.

- Astro would honestly rather be asleep at any given moment.

- astro is also very cold. He runs cold tbh. He will touch you with those cold as fingers when you least expect.

- Astro has sensitive vision, he’s also camera shy! That’s why you can’t take pictures around him.

- tbh he’s not the biggest fan of kids, but their usually fine enough.

- he sleeps in a hammock!

- I feel like he doesn’t like weighted blankets however, they make him feel trapped.

- misses dandy a lot, blames himself for a lot of what happened.

Now both of ‘em!

- when Astro was first brought to life, dandy helped Astro get around until got some more coordination.

- yeah dandy and Astro have been besties for awhile because they were created nearly at the same time.

- they would have died for eachothers tbh before everything went down

- before their falling out, dandy tried to assure Astro he was fine (he wasn’t and Astro never believed him)

- dandy tries to step in if anyone gives astro shit.

- I’ve mentioned this before but dandy has chronic nightmares and Astro helps him get to sleep.

- Astro has a shelf with all the little trinkets dandy’s made over the years

- they don’t talk in the elevator. It hurts when they see eachother but they don’t mention it.

[piizunn]

ᓄᐦᑕᐃᐧᕀ ᐊᐢᑯᑖᐢᑯᐱᓱᐣ nohtawiy askotâskopison, My Father’s Cradleboard by Morgan Possberg Denne

The New Gallery, November 18 - December 22, 2023

“Cradleboards have been used for thousands of years by our ancestors to carry and love for our future generations. They have protected us, acted as an external womb, and given us a place as children to watch our parents' culture and learn from a safe distance. I’ve always wondered if the fact that neither my father, his father, or myself was ever put in a cradleboard may have had a long term impact on our development, personhood, and our coping mechanisms to the ways that colonialism, residential schools and the foster care system has affected my family.

Now as an adult I deeply wish I could rewind the clock and put myself, and my father before me, and his father before him in a cradleboard as a child. To softly sing songs to us, give us safety, and to give us a connection to our culture in a safe environment. Maybe this would fix things. As kids when we were supposed to be kept safe and playing in the woods we were instead being prepped for the meat factory - the eternal meat grinder of colonialism.

The western world teaches us to push aside this childhood imagining and innocence - “These things can’t be undone!”, but what if they could? In another world somebody took better care of us, in another time we learned to drum and sing and dance, in another place we were listened to by adults who had the capacity to love and care for us.

These hot chest and aching throat feelings, the times of biting back angry tears and saying “It’s fine” have to count for something….right?”

“Morgan Possberg Denne is Two-Spirit millennial scoop and foster care survivor; with settler, Cree, Metis, and Chippewa blood connections. They have grown up in treaty 7 territory, and have relatives in southern and northern Ontario. Morgan creates imaginative, illustrative objects which could be seen as pieces of possible narratives, different ways to connect with the past and potential futures through layers of abstraction with no right or wrong answer. What matters to them is not accurately recreating the past or to predict the future, but rather to capture an inner truth and a possible alternative reality of colonial experiences. In a sense, creating new culture from a series of “what-ifs” and new stories / lore. Their work has been recently shown at the Confederation Centre for the Arts and Gallery Gachet.”

(Photos belong to me and the description and artist bio are courtesy of The New Gallery’s website)

[IDs:

1. a large wall hanging made from fish leather,

2. a close up of the same piece. the artwork has faint text cut out of the green tea tanned fish that reads “hey it’s not your fault, you know that right?”

3. a photo of the space showing a video projected onto several fish skins, a table with a vest and a hat made of fish leather, and on the table are cartons made from rawhide.

4. a coatrack on which are a rawhide hunting ruffle and rawhide fishing net resembling a badminton racket

5. a shelf seen in the background of image 3 containing a astro-turf shirt, a hand gun and pocket knife made from rawhide and a fish leather circular clip with a piece of dark hair hanging off the shelf.]

[therimmerexperience]

Smegtober- Day 8 (Diary)

TW: Arnold Rimmer's Terrible Childhood

"What are you?” John taunted, spitting each word from a tongue laced with venom,”Some kind of nancy?”

“What?” a young Arnold Rimmer stood, tears pricking in his eyes, his three older brothers towering over him as he struggled to comprehend what he was being accused of. He clutched his left arm tightly to his chest, trying to ignore the persistent, buzzing pain that travelled between his shoulder and elbow. The three boys each wore a smirk of arrogance, maybe even pride; to Arnold, in that moment their teeth looked sharp enough to tear him apart, each set of fangs and tusks bigger than the last, and they were certainly sharper than his.

Frank's smug grin twisted into a grimace,” You won’t go crying to mummy this time, will you?” He sounded less concerned than annoyed to Arnold; They weren't afraid of being in trouble or punishment, not really, because ‘that's how boys are’ and Frank, Howard and John all knew their mother and father were too busy to care about their youngest child's sensitivities. ‘Boys played rough’ and if he couldn't handle it, he would be forced to spend more time alone, in his room: just him, his textbooks, and an army of tiny painted figurines watching him from his shelf. 

Arnold’s gaze fell to the floor as he shook his head. This was nothing compared to some of their more daring attempts at malice and if he hadn't seen Howard whisper to John before he kicked the ball full pelt in his direction with a snigger, he could have innocently assumed it was all an accident, even if he knew differently. He decided to keep quiet. It was for his own good. 

Shuffling back to the house, he lagged ever so slightly behind his brothers, giving himself a chance to shake it off, both physically and emotionally however all he could ponder was a question that nagged at him. ‘What's a nancy?’ It bugged him. The question rested in his head until dinner. 

His father, as usual, sat at the head of the table, his mother to the left of him, John to his right, Frank and Howard both next to him . Arnold stayed next to his mother. He felt safer that way. As if like clockwork, Mr Rimmer asked astro navigation questions; first John, then Howard and then Frank, each one of their right answers were rewarded with the right to eat. He had finally got to Arnold, the runt of the litter. He sighed, asking a question he was surprised Arnold guessed correctly. A wave of relief washed over him as his mother slid over his plate.

Idly picking at his food while his father spoke, the question still jabbed and prodded at his mind; his curiosity had gotten him in trouble before. He weighed up his options and decided he wouldn't ask what was burning into the back of his skull. 

Crawling under the covers of his bed, he dug his diary out from under his pillow, clutching his teddy bear in his arms. He rested his bear between his arms as he wrote on the pages, words flowing through him as ink did to the page;

Dear Diary…