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pvtchurch · 11 months ago

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15 people 15 questions

thanks to @simmyfrobby and @sergeifyodorov for the tags. my fandom mom and dad (affectionate)

sorry this got long (also sorry for that joke, joy and cody, I regretted it as soon as I typed it)

1. are you named after anyone? short answer, no. long answer, I'm named after a goddess, but it wasn't with the goddess in mind that I was named, it just sort of ended up that way. and I chose aleksandar because of the protagonist of a book.

2. when was the last time you cried? ok this one was funny. I was watching one of the tsn(?) promo vids they did for the pwhl. there was a girl, I don't even know who she is, but I had the most intense thought like "WHY AM I SO OBSESSED WITH HER" and I was TEARING UP!!!! so the tl;dr is that I am a lesbian and I like girls

3. do you have kids? no but I think about it a fair amount like... that's definitely not something that is possible for me but I love kids!!!

4. what sports have you played/do you play? as a kid I did a bit of soccer, ballet, contemporary dance and nothing really stuck... then in high school I discovered endurance running and it actually Changed My Life. then I got an injury before running my first 10k. which was a shame. and now I've not really picked it up again, but I do freestyle wrestling!! which is a TON OF FUN & I hope to keep at it for a long time

(I do still find soccer fun to this day I'm just terribly unskilled at it and sometimes get the urge to join 12 year olds playing it in the park)

5. do you use sarcasm? yes

6. what's the first thing you notice about people? if they look friendly. I don't know.

7. what's your eye colour? brown AF

8. scary movies or happy endings? and what if I want my horror movie to end well??

9. any talents? I can sing... I like drawing when I can set my mind to it. I don't write enough but I really like my writing style : )

10. where were you born? montréal, québec BABY!!!!

11. what are your hobbies? doing nothing on the computer. listening to obscure music. making mashups. watching sports (obviously). PHYSICAL ACTIVITY!! language learning and uhh, reading and drawing on occasion

12. do you have any pets? four! dog. cat. two rats (chucky and freddy. I talk about them sometimes)

13. how tall are you? an unfortunate 5 feet and 3 inches tall

14. favourite subject in school? history or english. or french, honestly depends. english I didn't have to put any work in (ESL is deeply unserious (we were learning verb conjugations in TENTH GRADE!!!???)). history was fun when we talked about something I liked (war history. and also I liked the teacher). french I could also get away with not doing anything because I was the best student in the class. Um. math was fun honestly? did a bit of html & js in college before dropping out, loved it also,.

15. dream job? so re: question 3 & question 4. my dream job would be to coach kids at wrestling, honestly. I love teaching & I love kids but I won't be going back to school to become a teacher, but being able to teach a sport would be, I think, the most fun I could have in a job... as of right now my current job plan is to go become what is essentially a handyman. it pays and I would like doing it!

I won't tag 15 people but @one4theoverlypassionate, @nicohischier, @dacchamp, @pink-car, @nastybastian, @ineffag-swag, @glitchcel, @jimothystu... if you haven't done this! (and sorry if you have. I'm not as online as I used to be 😭)

#I got tagged

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cuddlerlouis · 4 years ago

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creator tag game

RULES: it’s time to love yourselves! choose your 5 (ish) favorite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc.) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you brought into the world in 2020. tag as many writers/artists/etc. as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome work.

thanks mery for tagging me 💕

1. made for lovin’ you. putting it first because it’s what took me the longest to finish and it’s a fic so v different from what i usually share on here. im proud of myself for managing to finish it and im very happy with how it turned out. i quite like the gifset and moodboard i did to illustrate it as well!

2. 1d tenth anniversary gifset. it’s the gifset that took me the longest to make. im very happy with how it turned out and was very pleased to read that people liked it. i had lots of fun making it and got distracted watching too many old vids too so it was nice.

3. walls album gifset. i have so many fond memories with this one. i started making it like a day or two before the album came out so it was really rushed in between other promo/perf gifsets. it was also the first time i made a gifset with +10 gifs so it was fun.

4. hl as peter pan and captain hook gifset. i think it’s easily one of my favourite gifset. i got the idea in the middle of an exam and was so ready to search for vids to make it. i pushed it back a few times because i was a lil hesitant but when i finally finished it i was really happy with the result. it’s not something i do too much but i really liked the process behind it and the reaction was nice too.

5. prince harry gifset. got the idea in the middle of an exam as well lmao. i just really like each gif individually and i think the colours are nice and a good fit all together. these are a lot of my favourite harry moments and looks so a good compilation overall.

i tag: @nouies, @half-lightl, @lovehl, and @holdingthornsandroses if you want to do it!! as always no pressure.

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sseroxy · 5 years ago

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GLITCH TECHS SEASON 1 SECOND HALF SPOILERS

So like here are things I collected from Dan's and i think others twitters

I think they said there's a rhythm ep, which would be the one with Miko and the lights, and i can theorize the one with her and Five looking at each other is the same episode because of the background and Miko isn't in uniform in either. So Miko is probs gonna have to dance a glitch to death in a rhythm battleXD (makes sense she would have good rhythm)

The consol screenshot came from the Netflix party thing Dan did I think, so I think the consol/room with everyone is something to be introduced in the next half of the season.

As for the color scripts, some are from eps we've seen and some appear new.

(Talking about the first set of color scripts)

In the first script, there's a green glitch monster we havent seen yet, which i think was on an art piece in a glitch tech crew gallery video.(I also found a pic of a new character in that vid)

The second looks like someone or something blasting through a glitch, but it's hard to make out.

Third is from the Pet episode with Five and Alpha, same with the next which is Miko cutting through the worm.

The fifth script is Miko looking at high scores lookin angy so the in guessing M.I.S beat out her scores.

The sixth is from Castle Crawl, seventh is from the Age of Hinobi

The eight is new, and honesly no clue wtf is going on there other than Miko and Five are vibing with some blocks.

Tenth script is from Tutorial Mode, same with the first script of the next group of scripts.(and i think the second one is as well), then Is the third being from Karate Trainer.

The 4th scares tf outta me bc I can't tell if it's a dream or fantasy sequence from Miko, an actual glitch outbreak and Miko is running towards a door thats closing, or Five imagining it. Either way, it's Miko(in her ep 1 outfit) running from a bunch of monsters

The 5th script is a new character! Which I'm guessing is who's in the 7th and 8th script.

The 6th script seems to be some sort of robot bashing a force field holding Five, Phil and i think Miko(that silhouette is really hard to make out) this one looks rad af

The 7th is Miko, Five and the new character facing off against a ton of glitch monsters that appear to resemble the skeletons from the crew gallery video.

This one has been messing with me for a bit. In the 8th script, Miko, Five and the two new characters are facing off against someone or something in an area that isn't familiar.(kinda looks like a boss area or Idk the finale)

Finale we have the 10th script with looks like a glitch containment unit being broken open from the inside, throwing two people back, one seeming to wear a hazmat suit. (Wtf )

From the final color script group, it is named UberDragonFireBall and looks like it's name. Future monster?

Finally we have the Miko line art screenshot, which is scaring tf outta me more than the other bc why tf she lookin like that? Anyways, she's clearly got a worried, scared, or just flubernucked expression looking down at something, as it appears she in some sort of warehouse or large building(the railings), this scene looks serious with the background and Miko's expression.

My theories for it:

taking place with the color script with the two new characters and their fighting the season 1 big bad villain and someone(perhaps Five) gets captured or hurt , or it's all the characters looking on in fear one at a time at whatever the hell the big bad is doin

Could just be an in between frame and nothing too serious is happening(doubt it bc of the background and the expression seems to have some weight to it)

Anywho my thoughts on this batch of things I snatched from Dan's twitter owo

#glitch techs spoilers #glitch techs

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simping-on-the-daily · 4 years ago

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That moment when you love a song but you have to change it because your OCs are also singing it-

Today, we’re going to do the Sander Sides 12 Days of Christmas carol, edited edition! Includes both Chelsea and Aisha.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Virgil: Guys, I'd rather not participate... Roman: Too late! We're doing it! Chelsea: You do know this is going to end horribly, right? On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Logan: Two, two-part vids Roman: You gotta sing it Virgil: I'd really rather just duck out Patton: Quack Roman: Rocky start but we can still save this thing! Aisha: How can we save this thing? On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Patton: Three small dogs (Roman: Yes!) Logan: Two, two-part vids (Roman: No!) Virgil: My fight or flight reflexes are kicking in Roman: Bravo, Patton Chelsea: Patton, can I please have your line? Patton: Of course! Chelsea: Thanks!

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Roman: Four makeovers (Virgil: Weird emphasis) Chelsea: Three small dogs (Roman: Well at least I'm singing) Logan: Two, two-part vids Roman: Virgil! Virgil: What? Roman: Ugh! It's okay Roman, we'll get through this On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Patton: Five name reveals Logan: Five? Aisha: Huh? Me and Chelsea are here too, you know. Roman: Yeah! Four makeovers (Roman: Thomas introduced himself, and I don’t think he was counting the girls) Chelsea: Three small dogs Logan: That's a stretch but sure Roman: You missed your line! Virgil: Is it too early to call it? Roman: Yes! It is! Seven more days! On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Logan: Six songs a-sungin'? Roman: Sure Patton: Five name reveals Logan: Is this some sort of punishment for something? Roman: Four makeovers Chelsea: Three small dogs Aisha: Two, two-part vids. Logan had his sixth line. Virgil: I just don't really... Get it, you know? Roman: No! I don't know! On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Roman: Seven slights at Virgil Virgil: Of course... Roman: Aw, come on, the kids love it, you incredible— Logan: Six songs a-sungin' Patton: Five name reveals Roman: Incredible sulk... Four makeovers! Chelsea: Three small dogs Aisha: Two, two-part vids Virgil: Like, why is this my line? I don't understand Chelsea: I can do it for him- Roman: He needs to sing it himself! On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Aisha: Eight Bouts of Banter Roman: Seven slights at Virgil Logan: Six songs a-sungin'... Patton: Five ruined kids films! Roman: Patton! Four makeovers! Don't change the lyrics! Chelsea: Three small dogs Patton: I'm just so bored singing the same thing! Aisha: Two, two-part vids Roman: No! Rewrites! On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Patton: Nine Patton Punchlines! Aisha: Eight Bouts of Banter Roman: Seven slights at Virgil Logan: Six crimes against the English language Patton: Five... second... cookies Roman: You jerks! Changing the lyrics! Chelsea: Three small dogs Logan: Two, two-part vids Roman: Are you trying to rap!? Logan: I do not like to sing Virgil: You guys just keep talking... On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Roman: Ten tie adjustments... Roman: Patton! Patton: Oh sorry! Logan: Patton, I'll trade you my sixth day for your fifth day Roman: No! Patton: Sure Logan: Excellent, this shall be ideal Roman: For what!? Four makeovers Chelsea: Three small dogs! Aisha: Two, two-part vids Virgil: This lyric just doesn't even make any sense Patton: Come on Virgil! You can do it! Chelsea: Yeah, I believe in you! On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Logan: Eleven lit vocab cards Roman: Ten tie adjustments Patton: Nine Patton Punchlines! Aisha: Eight Bouts of Banter Chelsea: Seven slights at Virgil (sorry if that offends you, Virge!) Patton: Six songs a-sungin' Logan: Five... FALSEHOODS! phonated Aisha: .......Ow. Roman: Wow... makeovers! Chelsea: Three small dogs! Aisha: Two, two-part vids Roman: Virgil? Can your gift to me be singing the line one time!? Virgil: Fine... On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Chelsea/Patton: Twelve mushy/adorable moments Logan: Eleven fire slang words Roman: Ten tie adjustments Patton: Nine Patton Punchlines! Aisha: Eight Bouts of Banter Chelsea: Seven slights at Virgil Patton: Six songs a-sungin' Logan: Five crofters jams Aisha: We could’ve just done that from the start! Roman: Four makeovers! Chelsea: Three small dogs! Aisha: Two, two-part vids Virgil: And a truckload of Bubba Gump Shrimp... ... Roman/Chelsea: And an emo who's now our best All: friend....... Chelsea: Boyfriend..... Patton: Oooh

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theonetrueemo · 5 years ago

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Alex:Guys, I'd rather not participate...

Ronan: Too late! We're doing it!

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Bat: Two, two-part vids

Ronan: You gotta sing it

Alex: I'd really rather just duck out

Miyah: Quack Ronan: Rocky start but we can still save this thing

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Miyah: Three small dogs! (Ronan: Yes!)

Bat: Two, two-part vids (Ronan:No!)

Alex: My fight or flight reflexes are kicking in...

Ronan: Bravo Miyah

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Ronan: Four makeovers (Alex:Weird emphasis)

Miyah: Three small dogs (Ronan: Well at least I'm singing)

Bat: Two, two-part vids ...

Ronan: Alex!

Alex: What? Ronan: Ugh! It's okay Ronan, we'll get through this

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Miyah: Five name reveals

Bat: Five?

Ronan: Yeah! Four makeovers (Ronan: Dove introduced herself)

Miyah: Three small dogs

Bat: That's a stretch but sure

Ronan: You missed your line!

Alex: Is it too early to call it?

Ronan: Yes! It is! Seven more days!

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Bat: Six songs a-sungin'?

Ronan: Sure

Miyah: Five name reveals

Bat: Is this some sort of punishment for something?

Ronan: Four makeovers

Miyah: Three small dogs

Mack: TWO SNAKE DICKS!

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

....

Alex: I just don't really... Get it, you know?

Ronan: No! I don't know!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Ronan: Seven slights at Alex

Alex: Of course...

Ronan: Aw, come on, the kids love it, you incredible—

Bat: Six songs a-sungin'

Miyah: Five name reveals

Ronan: Incredible sulk... Four makeovers!

Miyah: Three small dogs

Bat: Two, two-part vids

Alex: Like, why is this my line? I don't understand On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Bat: Eight Bouts of Banter

Ronan: Seven slights at Alex

Bat: Six songs a-sungin'...

Miyah: Five ruined kids films!

Ronan: Miyah! Four makeovers! Don't change the lyrics!

Miyah: Three small dogs.. I'm just so bored singing the same thing!

Bats: Two, two-part vids

Ronan: No! Rewrites!

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Miyah: Nine Patton Punchlines! Bat: Eight Bouts of Banter

Ronan: Seven slights at Alex

Bat: Six crimes against the English language

Miyah: Five... second... cookies

Ronan: You jerks! Changing the lyrics!

Miyah: Three small cats!

Bat: Two, two-part vids

Ronan: you trying to rap!?

Bat: I do not like to sing

Alex: You guys just keep talking... On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Ronan: Ten tie adjustments...

...

Ronan: Miyah!

Miyah: Oh sorry!

Bat: Miyah, I'll trade you my sixth day for your fifth day

Ronan: No!

Miyah: sure

Bat: Excellent, this shall be ideal

Ronan: For what!? Four makeovers

Miyah: Three small dogs!

Bat: Two, two-part vids

Alex: This lyric just doesn't even make any sense

Miyah: Come on Alex! You can do it!

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Bat: Eleven lit vocab cards

Ronan: Ten tie adjustments

Miyah: Nine Patton Punchlines!

Bat: Eight Bouts of Banter

Ronan: Seven slights at Alex:

Miyah: Six songs a-sungin'

Bat: Five... FALSEHOOD phonated

Ronan: Wow... makeovers!

Miyah: Three small dogs!

Bat: Two, two-part vids

Ronan: Alex? Can your gift to me be singing the line one time!?

Alex:... Fine...

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Miyah: Twelve mushy moments

Bat: Eleven fire slang words

Ronan: Ten tie adjustments

Miyah: Nine Patton Punchlines!

Bat: Eight Bouts of Banter

Ronan: Seven slights at Alex

Miyah: Six songs a-sungin'

Bat: Five crofters jams

Ronan: Four makeovers!

Miyah: Three small dogs!

Bat: Two, two-part vids

Alex: And a truckload of Bubba Gump Shrimp...

...

*After some re-writes*

Ronan: And an emo who's now our best

All: friend...

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@ronanisdaddy @loved-and-i-lost-you @heyiloveyousorry @holy-anxiety-batman @rainbowsidesofacat

#COUGH-

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the-holographic-ghost-rat · 6 years ago

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The Sanders Sides 12 Days of Christmas:

All: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Virgil: I would rather not participate...

Roman: Too late we're already doing it!

All: On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me..

Logan: Two, two part vids

Roman: You gotta sing it

Virgil: I'd really rather just duck out

Patton: Quack

Roman: Rocky start but we can still save this thing

All: On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me..

Patton: Three small dogs

Roman: Yes!

Logan: Two, two part vids

Roman: No!

Virgil: My fight or flight reflexes are kicking in

Roman: Bravo Patton

All: On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Roman: Four makeovers

Virgil: Weird emphasis

Patton: Three small dogs

Roman: Well, at least I'm singing

Logan: Two, two part vids

Roman: Virgil!

Virgil: What?

Roman: Ugh, it's okay Roman, we'll get through this

All: On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Patton: Five name reveals

Logan: Five?

Roman: Yea! Four makeovers

Roman: Thomas introduced himself

Patton: Three small dogs

Logan: That's a stretch, but sure!

Roman: You missed your line!

Virgil: Is it too early to call it?

Roman: Yes! It is! Seven more days!

All: On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Roman: Seven slights at Virgil

Virgil: Of course...

Roman: Aw, come on, the kids love it, you incredible-

Logan: Six songs-a-sungin

Patton: Five name reveals

Roman: Incredible sulk..Four makeovers!

Patton: Three small dogs

Logan: Two, two part vids

Virgil: Like, why is this my line? I don't understand

All: On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Logan: Eight Bouts of Banter

Roman: Seven slights at Virgil

Logan: Six songs-a-sungin

Patton: Five ruined kids films!

Roman: Patton! Four makeovers! Don't change the lyrics!

Patton: Three small dogs...I'm just so bored singing the same thing!

Logan: Two, two part vids

Roman: No! Rewrites!

All: On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Patton: Nine Patton Punchlines!

Logan: Eight Bouts of Banter

Roman: Seven slights at Virgil

Logan: Six crimes against the English language

Patton: Five...second...cookies

Roman: You jerks! Changing the lyrics!

Patton: Three small cats

Logan: Two, two part vids

Roman: Are you trying to rap?!

Logan: I do not like to sing

Virgil: You guys just keep talking...

All: On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Roman: Ten tie adjustments

Roman: Patton!

Patton: Oh, sorry!

Logan: Patton, I'll trade you my sixth day for your fifth

Roman: No!

Patton: Sure!

Logan: Excellent, this shall be ideal!

Roman: For what?! Four makeovers

Patton: Three small dogs

Logan: Two, two part vids

Virgil: This lyric just doesn't make any sense

Patton: Come on Virgil! You can do it!

All: On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Logan: Eleven lit vocab cards

Roman: Ten tie adjustments

Patton: Nine Patton Punchlines!

Logan: Eigh Bounts of Banter

Roman: Seven slights at Virgil

Patton: Six songs-a-sungin

Logan: Five...FALSEHOOD phonated

Roman: Wow...makeovers!

Patton: Three small dogs

Logan: Two, two part vids

Roman: Virgil? Can your gift to me be singing the line one time?!

Virgil: Fine...

All: On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Patton: Twelve mushy moments

Logan: Eleven fire slang words

Roman: Ten tie adjustments!

Patton: Nine Patton Punchlines

Logan: Eight Bouts of Banter

Roman: Seven slights at Virgil

Patton: Six songs-a-sungin

Logan: Five crofters jams

Roman: Four makeovers!

Patton: Three small dogs!

Logan: Two, two part vids

Virgil: And a truckload of Bubba Gump Shrimp....

#the sanders sides 12 days of christmas #thomas sanders #logan sanders #virgil sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #sanders sides

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thesanderspals · 7 years ago

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12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... [Virgil:] Guys, I rather not participat- [Roman:] Too late! We're doing it! On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me... [Logan:] Two, two part vids. [Roman:] You gotta sing it [Virgil:] I'd really rather just duck out [Patton:] Quack! [Roman:] Rocky start, but we can still save this thing! On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me... [Patton:] Three small dogs ([Roman:] Yes!) [Logan:] Two, two part vids ([Roman:] No!) [Virgil:] My fight or flight reflexes are kicking in. [Roman:] Bravo, Patton. On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... [Roman:] Four makeovers ([Virgil:] Weird emphasis) [Patton:] Three small dogs ([Roman:] Well at least I'm singing) [Logan:] Two, two part vids [Roman:] Virgil! [Virgil:] What?? [Roman:] ugh! It's okay, Roman, we'll get through this! On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... [Patton:] Five name reveals! [Logan:] Five? [Roman:] Ye- four makeovers- yep. [Patton:] Three small dogs ([Roman:] Thomas introduced himself) [Logan:] That's a stretch but sure [Roman:] You missed your line! [Virgil:] Is it too late to call it? [Roman:] Yes, It is! Seven! More! Days! On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... [Logan:] Six songs a-sungin'..??? ([Roman:] Shut up) [Patton:] Five name reveals ([Logan:] Is this some sort of punishment for something?) [Roman:] Four makeovers [Patton:] Three small dogs [Logan:] Two, two part vids... [Virgil:] I just don't really... Get it... you know? [Roman:] No! I dON’T KNOW! On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... [Roman:] Seven slights at Virgil ([Virgil:] Of course...) [Logan:] Six songs a-sungin' ([Roman:] Aw, come on, the kids love it! Your incredible-) [Patton:] Five name reveals! [Roman:] Incredible sulk... Four makeovers! [Patton:] Three small dogs [Logan:] Two. Two part vids. [Virgil:] Like, why is this my line? I don't understand. On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... [Logan:] Eight bouts of banter [Roman:] Seven slights at Virgil [Logan:] Six songs a-sungin'... [Patton:] Five ruined kids films! [Roman:] Patton! Four makeovers! [Patton:] Three small dogs. ([Roman:] Don't change the lyrics!) [Logan:] Two, two part vids ([Patton:] I'm just so bored singing the same thing!) [Roman:] No! Rewrites! On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... [Patton:] Nine Patton Punchlines! [Logan:] Eight bouts of banter... [Roman:] Seven slights at Virgil [Logan:] Six crimes against the English language [Patton:] Five... *second*... *cookies* [Roman:] You jERKS! CHANGING THE LYRICS! [Patton:] Three small cats! [Logan:] Two. Two part vids. [Roman:] Are you trying to rap!? [Logan:] I do not to sing. [Virgil:] You guys keep talking... On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... [Roman:] Ten tie adjustments... [Roman:] ...Patton! [Patton:] Oh sorry! [Logan:] Patton, I'll trade you my sixth day for your fifth day. [Roman:] Noooo! [Patton:] Hahah, sure!! [Logan:] Excellent, this shall be ideal [Roman:] For what!? Four makeovers [Patton:] Three small dogs! [Logan:] Two, two part vids. [Virgil:] This lyric doesn't even make any sense... [Patton:] ~Come on Virgil! You can do it!~ On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... [Logan:] Eleven lit vocab cards [Roman:] Ten tie adjustments [Patton:] Nine Patton Punchlines! [Logan:] Eight bouts of banter [Roman:] Seven slights at Virgil [Patton:] Six songs a-sungin' [Logan:] Five... FALSEHOODS phonated. [Roman:] Wow... makeovers! [Patton:] Three small dogs! [Logan:] Two, two part vids. [Roman:] Virgil? Can your gift to me be singing the line one time!? [Virgil:] Fine... On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... [Patton:] Twelve mushy moments, [Logan:] Eleven fire *dabs* slang words, [Roman:] Ten tie adjustments, [Patton:] Nine Patton Punchlines! [Logan:] Eight bouts of banter. [Roman:] Seven slights at Virgil, [Patton:] Six songs a-sungin', [Logan:] Five ~crooofters jams~ [Roman:] Four makeovers! [Patton:] Three small dogs! [Logan:] Two, two part vids. [Virgil:] And a truckload of Bubba Gump Shrimp...

...

[Roman:] And an emo who's now our beeest...

[All:] frieeeend.

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bubblegum-borb · 7 years ago

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The Sanders Sides Christmas Carol

I’m rly bored so I transcripted the carol from the most recent sanders sides video marry crimmus guys!

Italics are singing, regular lettering is talking

Roman & Patton: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me~

Virgil: Guys, I’d… rather not participa-

Roman: TOO LATE, we’re doing it!

Roman & Patton: On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me~

Logan: Two two part vids.

Roman: You gotta sing it

Virgil: I’d really rather just duck out

Patton: Quack!

Roman: Rocky start, but we can still save this thing!

Roman & Patton: On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me~

Patton: Three small dogs! (Roman: YES!)

Logan: Two two part vids. (Roman: NO!)

Virgil: My fight or flight reflexes are kickin’ in

Roman: Bravo, Patton (Patton: ehehehe~)

Roman & Patton: On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~

Roman: Four makeovers!

Virgil: Weird emphasis (Patton: Three small dogs!)

Roman: Well at least I’m singing (Logan: Two two part vids)

Roman: Virgil!

Virgil: Whaaat.

Roman: Ugh! It’s okay, Roman, we’ll get through this!

Roman & Patton: On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~

Patton: Five name reveals!

Logan: Five?

Roman: Four makeovers! Yep, Thomas introduced himself. (Logan: That’s a stretch but sure.) (Patton: Three small dogs!)

Roman: You missed your line!

Virgil: Is it too early to call it?

Roman: Yes! It is! Seven more days!

Roman & Patton: On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~

Logan: Six songs a-sungin’? (Roman: Shut up)

Patton: Five name reveals! (Logan: Is this some sort of punishment for something?)

Roman: Four makeovers!

Patton: Three small dogs!

Logan: Two Two part vids

Virgil: I just… don’t really get it, ya know?

Roman: No! I don’t know!

Roman & Patton: On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me~

Roman: Seven slights at Virgil! (Virgil: Of course.) Come on, the kids love it, ya incredible- (Logan: Six songs a-sungin)

Patton: Five name reveals! (Roman: Incredible sulk!)

Roman: Four makeovers!

Patton: Three small dogs!

Logan: Two. Two part vids.

Virgil: Like. Why is this my line? I don’t understand

Roman & Patton: On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~

Logan: Eight bouts of banter

Roman: Seven slights at Virgil!

Logan: Six songs a-sungin’

Patton: Five ruined kids films!

Roman: Patton! Four makeovers! Don’t change the lyrics!

Patton: Three small dogs!

Logan: Two. Two part vids (Patton: I’m just so bored singing the same thing!)

Roman: No. Rewrites.

Roman & Patton: On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~

Patton: Nine Patton punchlines!

Logan: Eight bouts of banter

Roman: Seven slights at Virgil!

Logan: Six crimes against the English language

Patton: Five second cookies

Roman: You jerks! Changing the lyrics!

Patton: Three small cats!

Logan: Two. twopartvids.

Roman: ARE YOU TRYING TO RAP!?

Logan: I do not like to sing

Virgil: You guys just keep talkin’

Roman & Patton: On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~

Roman: Ten tie adjustments …… Patton!

Patton: Oh, sorry!

Logan: Patton, i would like to trade you my sixth day for your fifth day

Roman:No! (Patton: Haha, sure!) (Logan: Excellent, this shall be ideal) For what? Four makeovers!

Patton: Three small dogs!

Logan: Two two part vids.

Virgil: This lyric just doesn’t make any sense

Patton: Come on, Virgil, you can do it!

Roman & Patton: On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me~

Logan: Eleven lit vocab cards

Roman: Ten tie adjustments!

Patton: Nine Patton punchlines!

Logan: Eight bouts of banter

Roman: Seven slights at Virgil!

Patton: Six song a-sungin’!

Logan: Five. FALSEHOODS! Phonated.

Roman: Four makeovers!

Patton: Three small dogs!

Logan: Two two part vids

Roman: Virgil, can your gift to me be singing the line one time?

Virgil: Fine

Roman & Patton: On the twelvth day of Christmas my true love gave to me~

Patton: Twelve mushy moments!

Logan: Eleven fire slang-words

Roman: Ten tie adjustments!

Patton: Nine Patton punchlines!

Logan: Eight bouts of banter

Roman: Seven slights at Virgil!

Patton: Six song a-sungin’!

Logan: Fiiiiiive Crofters jaaaaams!

Roman: Four makeovers!

Patton: Three small dogs!

Logan: Two two part vids

Virgil: And a truckload of Bubba Gump shrimp.

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tendaberry · 7 years ago

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last year, i wrote a script for a genesis mockumentary type thing, some of it is funny and some of it is really dumb/not that funny haha...and i don’t think i have the time and energy to make it so here’s what i wrote of the script, with pics and vids i intended to put in it...

TODAY we’re going to take an in depth look at the band GENESIS…..so disregard any vh1 doc you’ve seen on them…..if there are any….and anything you’ve seen on the BBC or whatever the fuck because this is the real stuff right here, baby!!!!! We’re gonna talk about PETER…AND PHIL….AND MIKE….AND TONY…..AND STEEEEEEVE……so lets get started

Lets take a little trip back to Surrey, England, specifically at Charterhouse, The Boys School of Absolute Ledges, circa 1967 where Peter Gabriel met Tony Banks and Mike Rutherford…..

Peter, known around the boarding school for his rendition of Engelbert Humperdinck’s rendition of “Release Me” on the flute and for eating glue because “it tastes good, innit?”, first encountered Tony and Mike at a performance of Tony’s solo project, known as “Makin’ Banknotes”, in which he would bang around on the piano for like an hour and sing “Yeah, Charterhouse reppin’, no gods, no masters, I’m the real lad, makin money, wankers”

Peter was so impressed by Tony’s keyboard skills he thought “Woah, I need to make a band right now, wow!”

He approached Tony after the performance, bestowing him with the highest of accolades…Tony seemed disinterested at first, he wanted to stay solo BABY, but Peter promised Tony they could practice at his parents’ house sometimes, which was enticing because his parents had a pool. This roped Tony right in! Dumbass Tony, when’s it warm enough to go swimming in England…

Mike who was just…..standing in the bathroom listening to them, jumped out and said, “You guys need a bassist for your band, I can also play the guitar too because who knows when shit’s gonna get fucked up haha”

Peter smelled him, curiously “You smoke the marijuana?”

“Haha, yeah mate,” said Mike, who was like blazed 24/7.

Well whatever. Peter already had two members for his band that he started like 15 minutes ago.

What would they call themselves? And then it came to them…well Mike. “How about ‘Jenny’s Sis’?” Who the fuck was Jenny and more importantly, who was her sister???, Peter and Tony wanted to know.

“No, fuck you, we will be Genesis,” Tony told Mike. Mike says to this day he will never forgive Tony for that.

A few years passed and our original trio was left without a guitarist or a drummer…one of the dudes left to be a farmer, the other was like “ooh, not about that stage fright life”….so now what? I’ll tell you WHAT, here’s where the big guns come in.

A local comedian and Alamo-head, Phil Collins, auditioned to be the new drummer while the mysterious and aloof wolf breeder, Steve Hackett took to the guitar. Here they were, the core 5, baby.

With this new lineup, the band felt they could do anything. Then one day, Peter Gabriel suggested “Hey, guys, let’s invent progressive rock!” This was met with a resounding “HELL YEAH BABY” But, this “hell yeah, baby” came with a price the band would never recover from.

First came, with the Collins-Hackett addition, an album of nursery rhymes…the only person who bought this album was Peter’s mom, but even she thought it was garbage. Next was an album that reached out to the small and growing Furry audience the band was gathering, with most songs written by Steve Hackett. The band saw it as a strong point. “I thank the furries everyday,” Phil Collins said in a 2009 interview, “They saved Genesis. Without the furries, there would be no Genesis.” It’s true, the band was doing well…until 1973 when “We’re Selling This Album For A Pound, Please Buy It” came out. Peter started dressing up in outlandish costumes on stage—once he dressed up as Richard Nixon, another time he came out as Meathead from “All in the Family”-- and incorporated CRAAAZY VISUALS into the act but this came at a cost the band barely recovered from. During a performance of “Son, Your Fuckin Bagel Bites are Ready”, Peter was hoisted up into the air….he never came back down…no one knows just what happened to him.

“Haha, it sucked,” said Mike in an interview 20 minutes after the event happened.

The following week’s Melody Maker spelled it out, plain as day…Frank Sinatra had returned. The group felt as if they had met their match.

Without a lead singer and with Sinatra back on the rise, Genesis felt hopeless, until the comedian turned drummer, Phil Collins, stepped up to the plate. He had never sang before but everyone was just like, whatever, it will do. …I guess.

“I regret that decision,” Tony Banks said in a 2009 interview.

The band obviously needed to attract a larger audience to stay alive. Then, one day, in 1976, Phil said, out of the blue “I know about this fetish where…people get off on like giants and stuff…that could get the kids interested,” They released this video, and reviews were mixed. Steve, Mike, and Tony were not the giants the kids were looking for.

Then, a few years later, Steve left the band without warning. The band was shocked…they soon learned he went out to live with the wolves, whatever that meant. This is the last known photo of him…

Steve was with the wolves, Peter was lost for good it seemed. Now what? Genesis ended the 70s with one big hit “Follow You, Follow Me (My Name’s Mike, I Smoke Weed)”…could they top that off???? Mike didn’t think so, and tensions started to arise. “Enough with the weed jokes”, Tony told Mike, and Phil agreed. Tony talked to Mike about his marijuana habits…it went something like this….

Mike responded with, “Haha man, I don’t have a dog” (I think I was gonna somehow edit Mike’s head on the guy smoking weed lol)

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The 80s started out rough for Genesis…the group was living in squalor, they lived inside an abandoned warehouse, trying their best to survive.

Then, one day, Mike decided that he needed time away from the band….so he became a mechanic for awhile. Rutherford’s Auto Body is sponsoring this video, by the way….5% off every tenth oil change.

Tony considered returning to the music project from his teens, “Makin Banknotes”. Phil visited the Alamo for spiritual enlightenment. And that’s where it hit him: Genesis would join Jeff Dunham on tour.

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#dumb stuff #genesis #genesis band #tony banks #Phil Collins #peter gabriel #steve hackett #mike rutherford

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Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💗

I received this from both @authortobenamedlater and @lialacleaf thank you so much! 🤗🤗

I decided to spread the love over all of the fandoms I’ve written, not just focus on the recent ones *coughHalocough* 😂😉 or the fandom I’ve written the most in *coughTheFlashcough* but if somebody should happen to want my list of top [whatever number] fav Halo or Flash fics I’ve done, just let me know. Otherwise, enjoy the multi-fandomness! 🥳🎉

In alphabetical order by fandom, because that’s the way I roll... 🤷‍♀️😉 Edit: now with bonus matching vids because vidding is one of my fandom love languages so if I’ve written it, I’ve probably vidded it, if it’s possible, lol! 😇😉

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I don’t want to push you away, I don’t want to hold you at arm’s length I don’t want to push you away, it’s just a knee-jerk reaction...

I was going to borrow this vid to make a GIF for this post and realized... the vid itself actually supports the fic pretty well. Or vice versa. They’re both from 2014 and I don’t remember which I made first, oops! But if you end up watching it and reading the fic, let me know if you think they kinda do pair pretty well. They were both made in season 1 of Arrow, so maybe that was inevitable, I dunno! 🤷‍♀️😉

1. “Five Times Oliver Held Felicity (And The One Time She Held Him)” (Oliver Queen x Felicity Smoak, Arrow) This one has about the “prettiest” writing I’ve ever done, if that makes sense? I don’t fall into this sort of voice often but I hope it worked well for this one.

2. “Balancing Act” NSFW (The Tenth Doctor x Donna Noble, Doctor Who) My very first multi-chaptered fic and will always be a sentimental favorite. 💖 It’s also where I developed my love of writing humorous smuttistuffs. 😉 I’ve also vidded them a time or two. Here’s a happy one: “Short Skirt, Long Jacket”

3. “15 Minutes” WIP (Master Chief John-117 x Reader, Halo the series) This is truly one of my most favorite things I’ve written and I don’t say that lightly. This fic is my place to take refuge in and, while I don’t look forward to it ending, I’m also excited to share the entire story. However, if I don’t have chapter 8 ready to post not long after 7, I’m going to feel verrrrrry guilty. There’s a pretty big cliffhanger about to land. *whistles innocently* 😳😉

Now, since you can’t properly vid a Reader fic (since you don’t want to physically show that character), here’s my AO3 collection of Halo vids. The vids for the series are all pretty much John/Kai but you can always go straight for the AU Party Warthog and jump in, if you’re so inclined, lol! 😇😉

4. “Cold Hands” (Jordan Mahkent x Caitlin Snow, Stargirl/The Flash) I don’t often cross fandoms like this but ended up really enjoying the chance for these two to meet! Naturally, I also made a vid for them as well: “Gasoline”

5. “The Thousandth and the First” NSFW (Eobard Thawne x Caitlin Snow, The Flash) Snowells, my beloved, lol. I ended up writing them in their many variations and dopplegangers and such but this fic here? This one gave me the chance to both write a soulmate AU, which I’d wanted to do for a while, as well as to come up with an idea as to how a relationship could’ve actually worked between them as “realistically” (she says, having just told you this is a soulmate AU, lol) as possible. I’ve vidded them a lot but the one I’m going to suggest to pair for this particular fic is “I Know You” (where the GIF actually comes from as well) 😉

Honorable mention:

“Cherryished” (Peter Hale x Lydia Martin, Teen Wolf) Ohhh, I’ve wanted to write them for years and finally had a request that gave me the opportunity to make it happen. I should note that the vid I’m about to rec you uses a mix of the Teen Wolf series and Ian Bohen’s appearance on The Client List, so is quite suggestive, though nothing is graphically shown. “Get It” (password: peterhale)

Tagging any writer who sees this and would like to do it! *boops your nose politely* Please tag me so I can read your answers! 💖💖💖

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The prison within your mind is not worth taking your life.

The demons within your mind, it’s not worth taking your life.

The demons within your mind, it’s not worth taking your life. Taking your own life isn’t your only option.

Taking your own life isn’t your only option. The prison within your mind can be deep, and sometimes those feelings can be so overwhelming the thought of committing suicide becomes an option, and some take that path.

When you’re in high school, you make all sorts of friends, date different boys, feel a slew of emotions and most importantly, do stupid shit with your crew.

Think about it, wasn’t there something either presently or in your past that you still remember, humorously telling your kids or friends about the memory?

There’s no doubt, we all have a story and that’s good, that’s how it should be when you’re young because you learn from each of those situations. In fact, it’s the absolute same for those “celebrities,” that you look up too for strength.

The most famous celebrities in the world have also faced, anxiety, PTSD, bipolar disorders, disease and more because our trials do not discriminate.

In fact, let’s take a look at Robin Williams. Isn’t it true that when he passed, it impacted the world in a huge way?

Robin Williams widow Susan Schneider writes essay about his final months.

Unfortunately, growing up can be incredibly hard for some who are bullied, but you can fight back, all while not stooping to their level.

Sadly, many have been bullied. Sadly, it even happens years after graduation in the work-place, with brand new people, like a horrible cycle.

The prison within your mind can be deep, and sometimes those feelings can be so overwhelming the thought of committing suicide becomes an option, and some take that path. Taking your own life isn’t your only option.

The world will never stop turning regardless of what has been coming your way, good and bad.

All the rivers keep flowing, and the world keeps turning.

I used to have a best friend, now I don’t. How it made me a better person!

Even after 13 Reasons Why, suicides, and sad stories in the media. Bullies still take the halls, and we still keep losing the ones we love.

As someone who has faced some pretty f*cked up times, my emotional mindset sometimes dark, one that tends to linger is our reality.

We lost so many people to suicide, including talent, those we see as our favorite “celebrities,” although, I feel we are all celebrities.

If you visit “Faces of Suicide,” and read the loving stories about their loved ones, I’m going to say it once, as my aunt left this world by suicide.

The website “Faces of Suicide,” may trigger some visitors.

Positive Celebrity clicked one image who brought up Amanda Michelle Todd. The website gives you the opportunity to upload your remembrance.

Todd, Amanda Michelle 27 November 1996 – 10 October 2012 Port Coquitlam British Columbia, Canada

Our Remembrance I wish I could be able to help you, I wish I could have been your friend, I wish I could have been able to avoid this, I wish you could still be here. Now I can only pray for God to protect your soul. Spread your wings, fly and be free angel.

Love from Portugal

It’s a sad truth, and this happens every day. In fact, the National Institute of Mental Health shared insightful statistics.

Robin Williams Son Zak Pushing To Make a Difference, Just Like His Father.

Those restless nights and demons in your head are nothing less than liars. Do your best not to be a stat because you’re worth more than you can imagine.

Suicide is a Leading Cause of Death in the United States

“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) WISQARS Leading Causes of Death Reports, in 2017:

Suicide was the tenth leading cause of death overall in the United States, claiming the lives of over 47,000 people.

Suicide was the second leading cause of death among individuals between the ages of 10 and 34, and the fourth leading cause of death among individuals between the ages of 35 and 54. There were more than twice as many suicides (47,173) in the United States as there were homicides (19,510).”

Table 1 shows the ten leading causes of death in the United States and the number of deaths attributed to each cause. Data are shown for all ages and select age groups where suicide was one of the leading ten causes of death in 2017. The data are based on death certificate information compiled by the CDC.

The thought of being sober is hard in our world.

There is an unknown amount of people in the world who feel like suicide is the answer to their problems, and taking their life is the only option because it feels that horrible. Fortunately, we’re here to remind you that everything will be okay, you are going to be okay and regardless of what you are facing, it shall pass.

If you feel like taking your life, talk to someone you trust or call the toll-free National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255), available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. The service is available to anyone. All calls are confidential. http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org

You do matter, you would be missed, someone you least expect loves you and thinks of you daily, you’re not a burden, money doesn’t define your life, the disease doesn’t define who you are and whatever you might be facing, it’s always temporary.

Make the first step, be strong, tell someone you trust and always have a safe zone, stranger friends of the world, we love you. Please don’t choose the option of taking your own life. Reach out, you’re loved.

Blessed be.

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gen-is-gone · 8 years ago

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There’s a set of three Criminal Minds vids I like to watch in a particular order, that I think illustrate how, and how much, that show has influenced the very foundations of my understanding of the world, and how it sits so very close to my heart. The first two are incredibly violent and not very...comfortable watching, while the last one intersperses the show’s typical violence and horrors with its humorous and loving and heartrending moments. And what keeps me coming back to it, always, is its tremendous capacity for both; its understanding for horror and deepest love, and its compassion, and comprehension without denial or romanticism, for the many, many perpetrators of such violence. It doesn’t treat murder as elegant. It is not enamored of serial killers. It acknowledges the existence of sexual assault as a product of patriarchal violence, rather than denying that it exists at all. It asks more than passivity from its audience; it asks that we remember victims’ names. It shows its work, as it were, w/r/t profiling, rather than making contrived leaps of logic, and while profiles and unsubs are often hyperbolized for the sake of television drama, the show’s internal logic is consistent. You can follow what the Team is doing, how they’re thinking, because it bothered to explain in the first place. It doesn’t treat the ability to empathize as some mythical superpower, but rather a very human, very ordinary trait that must be honed and trained like any other. Some people may have an easier time understanding their fellow humans than others, but almost everyone can train themselves to do it, and it is those who utterly lack the desire to cultivate that ability who are aberrant and potentially problematic, rather than those who have it in abundance.

I don’t say these things because I dislike Hannibal or its fandom, who’ve reached out to me with immediate and enthusiastic friendship, but because watching Hannibal I realized yet again, for the tenth, or hundredth, or thousandth time, that My Show has affected me indelibly. I can’t honestly imagine what kind of person I would be had Criminal Minds not found its way into my life in my early adolescence (and through the show an equally thoughtful, wise, and intelligent fandom), and because of that, I can’t enjoy Hannibal the way, in some other universe, I might have. I came to it after years of avoiding it because I thought it would offer me something I very much wanted, only to discover that that doesn’t outweigh my Show’s influence on how I perceive it. It’s like watching my childhood, through a mirror, darkly. It takes things I know and hold right next to my soul and presents them as twisted, and that isn’t the show’s fault, but it is something. So while I will finish it, for completions’ sake at least, I probably won’t pursue it. It hits too close to home, and I really shouldn’t have been surprised by that. But yes, it does have sexy visuals.

Anyway, here’s some vid recs:

Coming Down Fast, by LJ user shinealightonme, from the unsubs’ perspective

Never Be, by LJ user tearful-eye, from the victims’ perspective

All The Right Moves, by collab team AllWeAreProdz on youtube, from the Team’s perspective

#ye gods this sounds pretentious honestly ignore me #Criminal Minds #oh my show #megan whines into the empty abyss of cyberspace #vidding!

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Useful Tools For Becoming A Pro Vlogger

Vlogging has become more and more popular in recent years, and for good reason. Studies have shown that 85% of millennials have purchased a product after watching a promotional video, and major social media players like Instagram and Facebook have slowly been making videos a larger part of their platforms.

While vlogging (video blogging) still hasn’t completely taken over blogging as the main way that people consume information online, it’s still a very important aspect of content creation.

The best way to run an online business these days is to use a combination of blogging, vlogging and social media.

But, how do you get into vlogging? What tools are essential for the job and what kind of software should you be using to create your videos?

In this article, I’m going to break down the best tools that you can use to create your own vlogs online.

Choosing a Platform

While YouTube still owns the market share for vloggers due to its massive audience and easy monetization functionality, it’s running up against some competition in recent years.

Since the Adpocalypse of 2018, more and more vloggers are looking to alternatives for YouTube and when they make the switch, they’re often still making a good living on different platforms.

Instagram TV & Instagram Live

Since June 2018 when Instagram announced that they reached 1 billion users, vloggers, photographers and videographers have been flocking to the platform to create their own short videos and vlog-style content.

Instagram Live, IG TV, and Stories are three more ways that the platform allows its users to get creative while a wide variety of advertising options make this a viable option for professionals.

Facebook & Facebook Live

Facebook may not be the first platform that comes to mind when you’re thinking about vlogging, but with the platform moving more and more towards video, it’s no surprise that vloggers are making a go at it on Facebook.

With the massive audience that Facebook has, the ability to save live streams permanently and the functionality for premiering a new video on the platform, Facebook is becoming a vloggers paradise.

Twitch

While Twitch started out as a video streaming platform aimed at gamers, it’s started to take a new form in recent years. Because Twitch is mainly geared towards live video content, it makes it one of the best platforms for actually engaging with your followers.

The main issue that vloggers complain about with this platform is the limited advertising opportunities as it doesn’t have the same audience as some others listed in this post.

Tik Tok

This platform has been exploding recently and is the go-to for short videos. There are challenges, quick clips, funny vids and more.

YouTube

Still the grand-daddy of all the vlogging platforms, YouTube has seen the birth of vlogging superstars like Casey Neistat and even attracted (with some controversy) Hollywood A-listers like Will Smith.

Even though YouTubes highly regulated advertising algorithms make it easy to get demonetized, this is still the choice platform for most vloggers.

How Much Money Can a Vlogger Make?

According to Forbes, the highest-paid YouTubers in 2018 were pulling in more than $20 million.

That doesn’t mean that the minute you start a YouTube Channel you’ll start earning money from it. In fact, you need to reach 10,000 total views before you can monetize any of your videos.

On average, a YouTuber can make around $1 per 1,000 views. This means that if you have a lot of videos on your channel and you pull in over 100,000 views per month, you’ll only be making $100 per month.

To make money as a professional blogger, you’ll have to work hard and keep at it.

With recent restrictions on where ads are placed (not just on YouTube but on all platforms), it’s best to be as G-rated as possible if you want to avoid demonetization.

Keep in mind that revenue is based on actual video views, not subscribers.

There are some YouTubers out there who only have 10,000 subscribers, but still make $100,000 per year, while others have a hundred thousand and only make a fraction of that.

A Good Camera Kit

Not surprisingly, to make great videos you should have a good camera.

But, vlogs don’t typically go for that perfectly polished cinematic look. Rustic home filming is what made this type of content popular, so it’s important to keep a natural and authentic feel in your videos.

This means that you don’t need to spend thousands of dollars on a cinematic camera to make great vlogs. Huge YouTubers like Casey Neistat use the Canon EOS 70D which retails on Amazon for around $850 with a lens and just over $1,200 with the full “video creator kit” with a microphone.

Even these are a bit of a splurge for the average video creator, particularly if you’re going to be publishing videos on Instagram and Facebook as opposed to YouTube.

For the perfect balance between price, convenience and quality, there’s one camera that I recommend for vloggers over all others.

The Canon G7x Mark II

This is the camera that we’ve been using to create our videos for years. It has quick autofocus, a good range and does pretty good in low light.

There’s a flip around screen so that you can see yourself while filming and the touch display is easy to navigate and very intuitive.

The main con of this camera is that there’s no audio out, meaning you’ll have to make do with the built-in microphone.

There’s a little trick you can use to significantly improve the sound quality of the tiny built-in mic, but with that being the camera’s only major flaw, I’m hoping that when Canon comes out with the next model, they’ll rectify it.

Update 2020: we now vlog using the Sony RX100 Mark 7 and really like how it focuses on our faces. But, the background isn’t always in focus as well.

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DJI Mavic Air

These days, basically every video creator online has their own drone. And why not? They’re easy to learn to fly, they’re affordable and with recent improvements in technology, they’re incredibly compact and easy to travel with.

I currently have the DJI Spark, but I purchased it before the company came out with the much more professional and equally portable DJI Mavic Air. If you’re looking for a drone to travel with and make great quality videos, I’d go with the Air.

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GoPro Hero 7 Black

I still think that this is the best action camera on the market and it should be in any video creators backpack. DJI recently came out with their own action camera that looks almost exactly like the GoPro.

It’s called the DJI Osmo Action and while it has a useful front-facing LCD screen for video creators, I’ve reviewed dozens of videos and read articles online and I still think that the GoPro has a higher dynamic range and can take better photos and videos than the Osmo Action.

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A Fast Computer

Video editing takes up a significant amount of CPU and RAM so if you plan to be a vlogger who edits a lot of video, a fast computer should be your number one investment.

If you already have a PC or an older Mac (pre-2015), then you can upgrade the ram and hard drive to get more speed out of what you already have.

We’ve also written a post about how to upgrade a mac here.

Even though Macs don’t come without their problems, I still use a 2018 MacBook Pro for all of my video editing. But if you’re a PC user, there are good options for you as well.

MacBook Pro

If you’re a Final Cut Pro user, then you’ll probably want to have a Macbook. They’re slim, compact, durable and when you have an SSD hard drive and 16+ GB of RAM in them, they’re extremely fast.

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Lenovo ThinkPad

For PC users, the Lenovo ThinkPad X1 Carbon is probably your best bet. Users of this computer absolutely love the best-in-class keyboard, and the 8GB DDR4 RAM +16GB Intel Optane memory means that this computer is quick to edit.

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Proper Video Editing Software

50% of what makes a good video is the actual footage you take, and 50% is how well you edit the footage that you have. If you want to be a great video creator on YouTube, Facebook or on any platform, then you’ll want to ensure you have good editing software.

Not surprisingly, not all software is created equal, and depending on your editing abilities, not all software will be right for you.

I’ve probably gone through a half a dozen different types of video editing software over the years and it’s not easy to change between them and try to relearn the basics of each.

Video Editing Software For Beginners

When you’re first starting out, you don’t need all of the bells and whistles that come with some of the more advanced video editors out there. Sometimes less is more. This is the case with the Filmora Video Editor from iSkysoft.

Not only does Filmora come with cool and easy-to-use features right out of the box like colour enhancements, professional-looking titles and layovers, it also works on both PC and Mac, making it far more versatile than some other editing software out there.

If your goal is to make fun, high-quality videos quickly, then Filmora might be the perfect choice for you. If you’re currently using a free video editor like Windows Movie Maker, then this is an obvious upgrade.

It’s not expensive, it’s easy to learn and it’s very intuitive. Coming in at just $60 for a lifetime purchase, it’s nearly one-tenth the cost of many of its competitors.

Video Editing Software For Pros

While Filmora does have a lot of professional features like audio enhancements, picture-in-picture editing and green screen keyframing, there is some other software out there that is more geared towards the full-time professional.

Final Cut Pro

This software is only available for Mac and it’s the one I’ve used to edit most of our videos. Final Cut Pro has been around for years and it’s one of the most popular video editing software out there.

The main restricting factor for new vloggers is the price tag.

Final Cut Pro is going to cost you $300 or more, and there are a significant amount of add-ons that you may want to purchase down the road.

Adobe Premiere Pro

This is another expensive pro software, but this one isn’t at all geared towards the beginner. While Final Cut Pro and Filmora have plenty of templates and easy-to-use pre-built titles and overlays to choose from, most of what you’ll find in Premiere Pro has to be built from scratch.

While it’s one of the favourite software for professional video editors, it’s hard to learn and also comes with a hefty price tag.

In Conclusion

If you’re just starting out as a video creator, the goal should be to spend as little money as possible, while still creating great videos.

That’s why I don’t recommend purchasing a $1,200 camera, a $1,500 drone and $500+ of software, just to create videos on YouTube, Facebook and Instagram when you could probably create equally good videos for a fraction of the cost.

There’s always a balance between quality, convenience, and cost and you should take that into consideration when purchasing your equipment for video editing.

If you want to become a vlogger today, you can do so with an inexpensive laptop, a cheap GoPro camera and affordable software like Filmora. As you grow, you can upgrade where you feel you need it, but the key is to just get started.

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2018 - NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS

(Solve et coagula)

Untying the Not and Never Was...back from Britain...Hello pagan heathens, welcome to the 14thyear of the blog and variations on the theme of transcendental dystopia in the key of F sharp. Feeling positivelypriapic today...with a private new list of ancient sins that would make even a priest blush...in joyous celebration of Bacchus, Aphrodite and Apollo... I have my own morals, but morals they are and are followed as such. I don't remember what I am taught, I remember what I learn.

Within two minutes of walking past airport customs into the English speaking world, see a display of Newsweek magazines with the front cover blarting 'Putin is preparing for World War 3 -is Trump?' So good to be back so fast into the feculant nightmare. Great to hear the baldhead is running for yet another presidential term and barring his most serious rival from taking part in the lip-service of democratic process. And threatening him with imprisonment for daring to suggest the polls be boycotted. Wonder who will win? Here's hoping today's pig is tomorrow's bacon.

I watched no TV news at all but of course read the Daily Horrors with my breakfast every morning for three weeks...The Golden Reptile in the mickey mouse white house...he doesn't believe in exercise because it is unhealthy for the body and has a Very busy working day from 11am to 5pm...with 'executive time' between the hours.... a separate bedroom with 3 TV screens and cheeseburgers to lull him to sleep until he awakes to tweet his dawn chorus of mindless excremental bilge. Direct quotes from his twitter feed –'My two greatest assets have been mental stability andbeing, like, really smart'... 'a very stable genius...' America....truly serving as a genuine example to the world. How does it feel to be pitied by those you despise and despised by those you pity?

Trump has a 'much bigger and powerful' nuclear button on his desk than Cheese Boy in North Korea... 'and my Button works!'. (How would he know? Hard to test.) Penis measuring across continents. Mentally unstable is a very generous description of these child presidents....And speaking of dumber than paint leaders with bad hair (nice segway eh?) I heard a wonderful description of the lying wannabe UK prime minister Boris Johnson... 'like an arsonist pretending to be a fireman', returning to the Brexit crime scene to save the day...

Another foul/fowl pretender to the throne of PM in the UK, Mr Gove, coming out in sudden favour of chlorinated chicken from the USA and GM crops via the ever popular Monsanto corporation. Follow the lobbyists, follow the money trail. Ignore (or defenestrate) those who speak for corporate interests until you have checked whether their words are actually an opinion based on long running verifiable tests of good health or sound bites paid for by a wedge of serious wonga/moolah/cash into their bank accounts... and/or a future job when they leave politics. Shameless filth. Eg. David Cameron now accepting a role with the Chinese government's one and a half billion pound infrastructure programme.

China said recently that the 1989 British ambassador's claim that 10,000 students were murdered in Beijing is a little extreme. Well it was. Running tanks over unarmed students cannot said to be anything else. 200 has been given as a more realistic death toll. It took them 28 years to come up with this number.

'Oh Lord make my enemies ridiculous'. (Voltaire) Thank you lord...thank you lord.Hallelujah, to coin a phrase...

Pope Francis used his Christmas message to advise his masses to drop 'all sorts of useless baggage'...'the banality of consumerism, the blareof commercials, the stream of empty words and the overpowering waves of empty chatter and loud shouting'. This is the sort of stuff which should indeed be spoken by spiritual leaders but shame he didn't mention talking snakes, pregnant virgins, burning bushes, self inflicted guilt over original sin or the endlessly Unchristian behaviour by his flock. (And there is a special circle in Hell for priests of any faith who rape children.) 'Useless baggage' almost covers it all. As Francis said; '...rediscover what really matters'... Or discover what reality matter is made of..

.'A cross on every hill, a star, a minaret, so many graves to fill, Oh love, aren't you tired yet?'Cohen, The Faith. Why not not eat pigs together?

The same evil government shit as ever after a massive storm destroying homes... Hurricane Irma wiped out almost every home on Barbuda (Caribbean) and as in New Orleans and dozens of similar cases after a force of nature, the greedpigs move in fast. Deals between the politicians and land developers overpower the rights of those who lived there, such is the freedom of a life without morality. Rebuild and replace communally owned land with dwellings for the wealthy and push aside all former residents. If ever a group of men deserved the force of nature/an act of the Goddess against them and their property, it is these swinefeed.

The West and the East, the East and West, condemning each others' subversions... What came first, the pot or the kettle?

Demonstrations in Iran by the lower classes of all generations across more than 100 cities and towns against the endless drift of power upwards to Khameni and the mullahs...and money outwards to various non charitable organisations (fill in the blanks with live ammunition, missiles, rocket launchers, suicide bombers etc.) the lack of hospitals and social support, the lack of aid after natural disasters, corruption and price rises. 40 percent of young people are unemployed and starting to wonder where the billions are going...or else knowing where. Most, if not all of the above bullet points (ha) are strong factors in the West too...but in America the tension implodes and is directed against ethnicitiesrather than those actually responsible.. and in Britain/ Europe... hmm...Civil unrest is contained in blaming foreigners, thus encouraging Nazi opportunist populists to manipulate the easily persuaded angry mass into voting for them. And the suckers fall for it everybloody time.

Issues of utterly irrelevant social media opinion, autistic entertainment saturating the global human mind to applaud the lowest common denominator, rocking back and forth with glee at the latest exploits of the hollow kardashians and their foul ego stroking ilk, famous only for being famous...a mass debate on the meaningless, billions of people being trained to focus their tiny, blurred attention deficit spans on a multitude of soul numbing emptiness. All looking in the absolute wrong directions while meanwhile....

The strong and immoral arise and laugh their arses off, stirring, provoking, initiating... and they prepare...America and Europe are weaker and weaker. A few computer viruses here and there, shared passwords, blackmail via disinformation, man made disasters, plenty of random shocks, a constant underlying panic, threats and needling rhetoric result in.....on one side, an aggressive focused mobilisation of forces with intent and on the other, half a billion people with the spiritual bravery and intelligence of a pillow. At some Rubicon of a breakpoint, paranoia becomes common sense. The clock is now at two minutes to midnight. Be aware.

BE AWARE.

'The universe is a total construction of waves and vibrations whose inner content is 'Meaning', and Man is a micro system of the same vibratory nature, floating at some depth in the universal and meaningful wave system. The universal wave system is qualitative or value structured according to its vibration rate spectrum (faster frequencies have more informational capacity).David Foster

'Information is not knowledge, knowledge is not wisdom, wisdom is not truth, truth is not beauty, beauty is not love, love is not music, music is the best'.... speaking of which...Sufferers of schizophrenia with audio and visual hallucinations could be aided by learning an instrument or by listening to music, says new research... Musical aptitude has a strong effect on 'the white matter integrity of the corpus callosum', which protects against the disorder. Quite tempting to comment on the plethora of musicians of all creeds who are obviously unbalanced, unstable and dangerous to themselves and others. Maybe too much music eh? Arf. Never. Anyway, Love IS music and music IS love Sorry Frank.

'All lovers young, all lovers must, consign to thee and come to dust'. Shakespeare -Cymbeline.

'Micro dosing' is one of the 'new' trend things...(as opposed to non functioning overdose situations) brought to you all the way from Silicon valley. That's right... just one tenth of 150 micrograms of LSD will aid you in your chosen field (no pun intended, almost) to break through, focus, go within, go OUT and open neural pathways blocked by the mundane and logical. I have not tripped on acid since 1985 (and that last trip was just over 21 hours long before I took sleeping pills to make the galaxies stop flowing through my brain.) Have been very tempted over the years but truly didn't want or need such an eternity of multidimensional senses while still in flesh...(once the doorway is opened, it stays opened.) This micro dosing is highly interesting however and I will do this this as soon as the first possibility appears. Still think I prefer October mushrooms....Where the Heart Is, in a Halo of Stars.

Picked up a leaflet yesterday...Non stop erotic massages and hotel escorts in Prague... 'Your imagination has no limits'...ermmm...ahhh..hmmm...probably not, but there are laws and only so much available cash this evening..Or, as Alien Sex Fiend sang, 'Everybody's got what everybody wants and everybody wants what everybody's got.' Well, almost.

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.' So sayeth (saideth?) George Orwell. Doesn't seem to apply to British and American universities where the mind fecking 'Safe Space' ethic is rigidly enforced by the twenty something brain police. Anything which could be offensive or disagreed with, is banned.....That comedian who once made a joke ridiculing transgenders... REMOVE him from the list of those who should speak... that woman who said the holy land is bollocks because the old testament was just some non verifiable book which told the Hebrews what they wanted to hear? No platform for her, no stage for them unless it has a gallows pole upon it. (Yeah, self fulfilling propaganda works like a dream every time. Bullshit is half of the charm.) You university morons. You MORONS, working for the enemy, for ones who seek to bring YOU down. Who seek to cage and contain thee. To limit the horizons of creative expression and put a sterile tank around truth. Poor little fragile youth, too delicate to be offended, WHY AREN'T YOU ANGRY? The ancient schools of Sumeria and Greece would be disgusted at your level of human intelligence.

You cannot make up your own mind until you have exposed yourself to all shades of opinion and distilled all. Read what you disagree with with, it is a fascinating comedy...and very often reveals that what you thought you know, you do not Feel.

The man of the crowd is a weakling; people who need people are the stupidest people in the world. Evolution requires individuals, a union of outsiders working in random harmony...or...'Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see'. Schopenhauer. I know some of this may seem like nonsense. But it's a discipline and I do it with purpose.

Meanwhile, remaining emotional attachments to the socially acceptable drugs...I Want a cigarette or a Strong Drink, or at least, at long last, a painkiller that actually works. Arnica Montana and DL-Phenylalanine don't quite cut the mustard. Thirty minute pause while I go for a walk in the cold dark park, come back home and cut my own hair for the second time in my life. (Not bad at all, just as good as all my last cuts by semi professionals...) One side is half an inch longer but WT actual F? Who cares? Fate is gonna find you with a glass of champagne? Make it a triple espresso and half a bottle of good whisky and then we can talk. And a cigarette...my lack of smoking is making me want to claw and bite this wood table into splinters. There...a normal paragraph of usual life...just in time for the end of a page.

Favourite depressing headline from the new year...'Couple who left son to drown in lake were poor parents, judge concludes.' The wisdom of Solomon. My favourite headline from last month has to be ;A fried egg has no place in the nativity, say 77 percent of parents”\ My first thought was, uff, so 33 percent think it is ok?? My second thought was, well, why not eh? Makes as much sense as anything else in that twisted story....I read a useful column in a newspaper last month, called 'Failsafe ways to spot a Liar'. Glad to see my instincts were right according to researchers and clinical psychologists. Some humans are bereft of as much emotional intelligence and morality as AI machines. Blame it on childhood trauma,always an easy way out. How was the first year of your life? Use trance hypnotism recall, recall and release.

'The key task of a muse is to allow the artist to see his own feminine aspect that is otherwise invisible to him and to be a screen that fits the artist's projections. What completes the artist isn't the intrinsic qualities of the romantic interest but the artist's own feminine archetype. So, to the extent that the artist's projections dominate or replace the muse's own qualities, the muse's soul is dissipated.' Allan Showalter, psychiatrist.

Time to go back to being oblivious to the 'news' again, in the two minutes which are left, there is space to become plenty of nothing and locate your Will. See you in a few weeks after my probable final birthday, which falls upon an Easter Monday this year. Too late for a resurrection (well, there are pills for that anyway) but in time for the beauty of rising Spring with the binary healing of cabala chakras...every man and woman is a star...Stay well....

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