#and lady Doc Ock from Into The Spiderverse

[tmnt-obsessed-ace]

So I said a couple of months ago I would have to make up a Rise Villain to fit a super specific scenario I had for When The World Crumbles. (Ie the only canon that would've fit the role before was Baron Draxum but this is post his redemption arc and while I could do brainwashing why not create someone new)

Well

Her name is Dr. Theodora Bloodmoon

She and her two assistants Katrina and Anastasia will become a nightmare to fight. Not because their strong, no no no...

Because all it takes is an injection to turn the turtles against each other.

One little poke to reduce them to animals.

Hungry, blood thirsty, cannibalistic animals.

If they survive then they'll have to face the Armagon

[labselkie]

id assume marvel has the rights to spiderverse doc ock anyways they put in the spiderverse version of spiderwoman in the comics already... i guess they just dont really feel like it. there has been a female doc ock in the comics before but not a girl version of octavius

EXACTLY!! I was rlly excited to see Jess in the comics, even if her inclusion has been small. I’m fine with Lady Octopus/Carolyn though, she’s not bad! I’m just biased lol

Also, just read through #60 and. HELLO WHITE RABBIT I RLLY LIKE HER!!!!

But also not what I was expecting lol, just reminds me of that Raven bit from TTG. Pretty funny tho I love weird villains

[kalamity-jayne]

ma'am you have an incredible jawline and have you ever considered cosplaying as Dr. Octopus from Into the Spiderverse? because hot dang.

OMG thank you!!! I have not considered cosplaying lady doc ock cause I've never really cosplayed all that much (not without just buying a pre-made ready to go costume some one else made anyway) but I can totally see it and love the idea! Me thinks I may have to attempt a doc ock look when halloween rolls around again.

[cybergoth-damsel]

whats your opinion on Doc Ock from Spiderverse? She seems like your kind of character

She's so sexy so cool so awesome. Very much an inspiration in the field of evil science lady. She's absolutely the best Doc Ock as far as character design goes. And I'm completely unbiased! * *very biased in favor of evil women

[gnomeniche]

got brainblasted by spiderverse 2 so here's hellmouth spiderverse au. the protagonists are all spidermen from different universes, Obviously. the antags are spiderman villains from different universe, also obviously.

clove is from a fantasy universe where everyone is magic obviously. she's spell-spinner. the aesthetic is like, storybook illustrations. soft watercolors and sketchy lines. she was given powers for helping the queen of the spiders once. she uses her web spinners in very creative ways and like in canon hellmouth she channels magic and weaves spells into them. i want to say rosemary is the green goblin of that universe because she is a powerful lady who is also deranged and full of hubris. and the drama possibilities...

ambrose is from a horror-themed universe. he's the spider-monster. aesthetic is german expressionist film w/a bit of influence from woodblocks. heavy contrast. he was revived from the dead with a serum created from irradiated spider venom and his canon event was when kestrel died. he has beastly spider elements and relies more on pure strength. i think he eats people like miguel. peregrine is doc ock because he is an evil scientist and do you know how gross and organic those arms would be if peri made them. awesome

lucas is from an urban fantasy universe. aka standard but all the superpowers are supernatural instead of Comic Book Science. i think the aes is painterly? like cheesy pulp fantasy covers. he's just called spider-man and he lives in manhattan, kansas bc i think i'm funny. when he was a kid he had an encounter with a dying spider creature that was hiding in his town and gained its powers, including enhanced magical sight. he is very pragmatic during fights and avoids direct engagement. sets traps n shit. i'm gonna be real i have no idea which villain linden is but i'll figure it out eventually

[timidaria]

every single "hear me out cake" i've seen on tiktok have been made by COWARDS. fucking Doc Ock from Spiderverse?! human!Lady D?!!

[twelveleafclover]

can we talk about morally ambiguous female characters in positions of power?? because my dumb lesbian brain sees a woman who has the potential to kill me in one hit and immediately starts swooning

[jbreenr]

I didn't want to post my NWH spoilers just yet but I need to let it out so…

⚠ Spider-Man: No Way Home spoilers under the cut ⚠

Michelle didn't convince me in the first two movies as a character and love interest, but I really liked how supportive and great she was with Peter and how she put up with all that crap for him.

Now, and I apologize beforehand… MATTHEW FUCKING MURDOCK IS BAAAACK, BITCHES!!!!! THOSE CHARLIE COX LEAKS WERE REAL AND I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY BECAUSE MY BOY IS FINALLY GETTING WHAT HE DESERVES.

Istg I screamed when he caught that brick? stone? idk, and everyone was like “how did you do that?” and he goes “Well, I'm a good lawyer.” It was only a few minutes of him onscreen but those minutes were worth the cost of the ticket.

Right now I didn't care if the Spiderverse actually happened. I was more than good with Matty on the picture.

Back to the movie, i did feel bad for Michelle and Ned not getting into the MIT because of recent controversies. Y'all are the reason people say Thanos was right!!!

Strange accepting helping Peter was such a great gesture of comradeship, in the absence of another word.

And even though I understand why Peter kept interrupting him while performing the spell, I couldn't help but to be frustrated. Like, ugh, Pete, shut up and let the wizard do the favor you asked for!

Okay so, the spell didn't go as planned, Peter's trying to convince this lady to give Ned And Michelle a second chance to get in and BAM! we have Otto and the whole spot from the trailer.

+ Peter saving this woman who, in gratitude, will convince the MIT to consider his friends AND him.

I had no idea how Otto got the Stark tech, and now we know he took the nano from Peter's suit, which didn't work well for him in the end but whatever.

Then we have that quick glimpse of the Green Goblin before Stephen brings Peter back and tells him he captured the Lizard, that everyone from other universes that knew Peter was Spider-Man was coming and that he'd have to capture all of them to send them back.

Something I don't understand is why are they all so angry at Peter? As far as I remember from the previous movies, they redeemed themselves.

Maybe Max didn't, but Connors, Doc Ock, Sandman…

Which is brought up again when Flint saves Peter from becoming barbecue thanks to Electro and then he's like yeah, I don't need fixing even though I want to go back to my daughter, I'll be a villain.

Lemme point this out, Stephen separated Peter from his physical form to his Astral form and he was able to go back into his body and keep Stephen from taking the box from him. Was it his Spidey-sense (no, I'm not calling it tingle)? Because it was awesome.

Otto having his silence and mind back is just so good.

And well, Max suggested there is a black Spider-Man somewhere. Miles, I'm looking at you, bud.

Norman. Just ✨ perfect ✨. The way the Goblin analyzed Peter through Norman was brilliant.

And him convincing both Max and Flint and, well, Connors they were Gods and they didn't need fixing.

Now, freaking hell if I knew what was about to happen and still was not ready. I already knew May was going to die, but I had this slight drop of hope when she stood up and walked to Peter saying that she was okay.

She told Peter that with great power comes great responsibility and I'm totally sobbing at this point.

I ugly cried, people. Not as much as I did with Loki or Nat or Tony, but it's fine because we're finally getting a Peter who suffers and has nothing. Which is sad but that's the essence of the character.

And then, Happy watching from the car.): His realization of what was happening broke me.

Okay but Ned is ✨ magical ✨ and he freaking opened portals.

TO NO OTHERS THAT ANDREW AND TOBEY'S PETERS!!!!!

SPIDER-VERSE CONFIRMED. 👏🏻CON👏🏻FIR👏🏻MED👏🏻

FFS I almost end up hoarse. My hands were shaking and sweating and yes, you can call me ridiculous but this is a freaking big event in the History of television.

Then, we have the other two Peters telling… Peter about their losses, about Gwen and how Uncle Ben told them the same thing May did the day(s) he died. It was very emotional.

And they deciding they were going to help the villains.

That joke about Peter, no I mean Peter Parker. Was hilarious. Mostly because in the group of people I went with there is another Brenda and we get that a lot.

Peter (Andrew) saying that he wants to fight an alien. Oh, boy no, you don't want to. Trust me.

And then Peter (Tobey) telling him that he's not the worst Spider-Man, that he's amazing. Man, he is. I love Tom, Tobey is part of my childhood but Andrew's SM has been my favorite till now. Though I believe Tom's is talking over.

I froze when Michelle fell and Peter was about to get her and the Goblin stopped him. I was certain she was gone too.

But then we got Peter (Andrew) saving her and I cried again. His face when he realized that he saved her, that he didn't let Peter's girlfriend die... GOD!!! Too many feelings.

They stop them all, except for Norman and damn if I saw Peter beating him to death.

I gasped really loud when Peter (Tobey) stopped him and then got freaking stabbed. Like what's gOING ON?!? WTF, WHAT'S THIS?

Oc, they heal Norman too and I breath normally again when Peter says he's fine, that he's been stabbed before.

Now, the multiverse is opening again. Whoever that knows Peter's identity is coming through and Strange does his best to stop them.

And Peter makes the most difficult decision ever. A variant of the spell, where everyone forgets about him. Not only that he's Spider-Man, but about his whole existence, as if he'd never existed.

And my heat aches because it works and he couldn't tell Michelle or talk to his best friend or--.

Or Happy, in the cemetery with May. I would have liked it if the gravestone had said “Ben Parker & May Parker” instead, but I guess we'll never know what happen to uncle Ben.

I was lowkey expecting to see Mr. Ditkovich when someone said something about rent in Peter's new place.

Also, did y'all see that new suit!??!??!?!??!? The colors, the spider in the back, the eyes in the mask. Great, beautiful, magnificent. *chef kiss*

And those post-credits. MAAAAAN. Eddie going back to his universe but Venom leaving a little Venom behind!?!! We already knew it was likely to happen but.… YESSSSS!!!

AND MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS TEASER AS THE SECOND POST-CREDIT. MAAAN, STEPHEN ASKING WANDA FOR HELP, ASKING HER WHAT SHE KNOWS ABOUT THE MULTIVERSE AND FREAKING KAECILIUS AND MORDO AND AMERICA CHÁVEZ.

Dude, I can't wait to watch this movie. It's gonna be crazy.

[hollowsart]

Here are my thoughts on all the Doc Ock, and for the most part their voices, mainly.

If there are any doc ock I missed who have talking parts that I missed, feel free to let me know and I will edit this accordingly after checking them out:

60s: Doc Ock sounds like such an old man. It looks 30s-40s at best but he sounds 70-80 dhdnfnrjd I love him tho. He's so stupid (affectionate)

70s: sounds like he could have been a character on Batman 66 tbh... and that would be a compliment.

80s: SO WHINY. Baby rage. Sounds almost like an old lady. Poor dude, puberty did you no justice. 😔

90s: ..ah. This is the German Otto. My man. Your outfit is so... yikes. And your poor hair. My guy.. My dude.. plz.

The Sinister Six, game: oh.. oh this voice gives me Humongous Entertainment Games vibes.. the visuals are absolutely absurd tho LOL

2004: Hi Mr.Molina, sir. Hi. Where's your shirt? Awfully drafty scuttling around like that.. with your whole chest out.. like that.. easier and breezier? I can respect that.

2000 game: I think he needs to clear his throat and maybe take a nap. Not too many German Doc Ock's. Fascinating.

Enter Electro: holy crud, Doc. Very gruff and a little gravelly. Dang.

Spiderman 2 game: I didn't know you did 1920s Detective Noir villain voices. Sounding a little more unhinged here.. you good, Alfred?

Friend or Foe: Have you considered going into voice work as the narrator for movie trailers? I think it would be a better occupation.

2008: MARSHMALLOW BABY MAN BELOVED. YES. KILL. VIOLENCE. YOU WERE NEVER WEAK 💕

Shattered Dimensions: Ma'am..? Have we not learned from the past?

Total Mayhem: Hm. I uh. I don't know what to say, really.

Edge Of Time: Oh. Oh someone save this poor guy. It's ok Otto, you will get out of this safely and be able to take a nice long and well deserved vacation (I hope?? Is this man okay?? Someone tell me he's alright, I worry--)

Lego Marvel Superheroes: wow. Just. Wow. Saturday morning cartoon guy.

Ultimate, and Lego: Hi Tom Kenny. Hi. The heck are you doing here, my good sir?

PS4: Oh hey gramps. Sick arms. Love the wicked glow and the glowy claw tips

Ultimate Alliance: Nice voice. Maybe.. tone down the anger? I feel you get a lot of headaches from all the rage.. need a vacation, buddy?

Marvel's Spidey: Oh gosh. Oh gosh no. Hi uhh.. Hi Robin from Teen Titans? I... I don't... I don't like this.

Marvel Superhero Adventures: Oh my gosh. ...Oh.. My gosh. His voice. I love it. It's so stupid. Like a dumb stereotypical nasally high pitched German mad scientist. My word. I need more.

Spiderverse: OLIVIA. HI. HI OLIVIA. HEY GIRL. HOW ARE YOU? LOOKING GOOD, MA'AM!

Spidey and his amazing friends: ...Girl what. #girl ???

No Way Home: HI ALFRED. HI. WELCOME BACK, SIR. Glad to see you warmed up with a sweater! Love it! Looks cozy! Gotta stay comfy and classy when committing crimes against your will and better judgement! Are those transition lenses? Awesome! Very convenient!

[nvzblartdump]

Redid some old Doctor Octopus fusions from 6 years ago and added in a new one (a three way fusion between Spiderverse's Olivia Octavius, Spider-Man 2017's Lady Octopus/Carolyn Trainer, and Doc Ock from Spidey And His Amazing Friends 2021) on @poisonbat's request.

[doc-ock-earth-12041]

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Touch Aversion - Touch aversion.

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Weight Gain - Weight gain.

[cat-eg]

NO WAY HOME SCATTERED THOUGHTS (spoilers obviously)

they handled it better than i thought they would. i went into it expecting a cluttered and predictable and rushed movie, and while it was still pretty predictable, it was executed better than i expected��

a couple of things that stood out to me:

- they betrayed their own logic with the spell thing. at the beginning of the movie it’s shown that the memory spell can change so that it doesnt affect certain people. why didnt they just do that with the last spell too. why did EVERYBODY need to forget. hell, why did it even need to be that everybody forgot peter, wouldn’t forgetting that peter is spiderman still work?

- couldnt ned have just made one more portal to find peter. after tobey and andrew arrived. if they were the only two other spidermen that came across then he only needed to make one more portal. why did they need to think about where he could have been. 

and just miscellaneous thoughts:

- im like 90% sure the outfit peter was wearing when he got pushed out of his body is a reference to the spectacular spiderman cartoon so that’s cool

- that credits sequence was SO COOL when thats uploaded to youtube im going to watch it again the drawings the animations so so so so cool very inspiring. makes me want to work on stuff like that too. 

- man they were really fuckin reaching with the home themed title werent they lmao!!!!! “no way home” wtf are u talking about yes there is its right there the whole movie theyre just not using it

- i LOVED the scene where peters spidey sense goes off in happys place. super well done and i loved how they portrayed the confusion. the audio going distant and the camera focusing on and only following peter was really good.

- another thing i liked, in the bridge scene you can see the little spiderverse spidey sense lines but clear, when doc ock first arrives. neat little detail

- i have a feeling the “everybody has forgotten peter” thing is going to get resolved in the first like half hour of the next spidey movie. maybe even 10 minutes. it really just felt like they wanted a dramatic ending in the moment. 

- some of the editing in the fight scenes was really bizarre, sometimes there would be these like, SPLIT second shots for no reason it was really jarring. 

- the VFX were okay for the most part but there were a couple of shots where it was just.... oof. the lady in the car looked really weird for some reason and when tobey stepped into the portal. what the hell man 

- matt murdock was a fun little cameo but i wish it was like... explained??? lmao. he just kinda appeared and disappeared. i love daredevil and im glad his character has been featured on film now but its obvious they included it without too much relevance to the plot. hell maybe it was even added after all the chatter online right after far from home released, i remember people exploded talking about how matt murdock should be peters lawyer. ngl i did pog to my brother when he showed up tho

- seems like certain characters were taken at different points in the timeline??? like doc ock is still like he was in the original but tobeys old now. what does that mean for when they go back to their original timelines 

- the web shooter banter was funny 

- they just. completely changed electros character lmfao. he’s a completely different guy now. okay. 

- i liked the banter when andrew first came through, that was fun

- holy fuck that one scene with the goblin is fucking brutal. jesus christ

- speaking of. i fucking KNEW there was gonna be some cheesy line about responsibility. i fuckin knew it i was talking to my brother about it and it HAPPENED. 

- found it kinda funny how they just kinda danced around the whole mcu peter not having an uncle ben thing. like yeah he existed but i guess in this universe he just died some other way or something. because peter still needs to have a “with great power comes great responsibility” on screen i guess. but he already knew that. but whatever. 

- i wish flash was in it more, i thought they’d show more of him 

- some of the scenes were.. weirdly paced? sometimes it felt like they went on forever. dont know if its bc i was having a cocktail but the pacing at times was weird to me

- some of the shots were cool i wanna take screenshots and draw them but its gonna be so long until clips are available online :( 

- so everybody forgets who peter is but what about all the clips online and newspapers and articles that would have already existed about how peter parker is spiderman? did the spell erase those too? did it just delete the end of mysterios video off the internet or some shit?

- the little referential lines like “im something of a scientist myself” and “my back” and stuff is just like................. okay. i get it. i get that those are going to be there in this kind of nostalgia bait movie. doesnt mean i didnt scoff when they happened. like cmon. it just interrupted the flow of the movie :|

- i am SO fucking glad i saw this in a relatively small theatre and it was silent the whole time. seeing shit online about how people APPLAUDED when tobey and andrew showed up is just like what. why is that a good thing that is so annoying. we get it youre excited. no need to scream and interrupt the movie why is that such a celebrated thing 

- so the next spidey movie is gonna be venom related huh! i hope they do it better than spiderman 3 did it lmfao. although the way they set it up doesnt even make sense he faded out of existence theres no way any amount of the symbiote could have been left behind

overall i think it was pretty good although it still needs to sit with me for a bit. its only been like a couple hours lol. not sure how much the logical inconsistency of the spell thing is gonna bother me but we’ll see

[dreamsmp-au-ideas]

Into the Spiderverse au? I can imagine Tommy as Miles, Wilbur as Aaron, and Philza as Tommy's dad.

I know this means that only a few people should be the protagonist but now I’m just imagining that all the SMP characters are from different universes and stuff. Which means that we can have everyone as the protagonist or as the antagonist.

It means that I can have Niki as Doc Ock and make her Spider-Girl. Spider-Lady. I don’t know. 

It means we can have endless angst and found family with this!

Also, just for the funnies. I want to make Technoblade the equivalent of Spider-Ham. No reason but because he’s a pig. I want him to be the most serious ass person in there but he’s a fucking cartoon pig and it’s hilarious to think about.

By the way, I refuse to have Wilbur die. Let’s just say that he’s injured and has an uncertain chance that he’ll make it through.

Is this me trying to put found family in yet another au? Yes. I want all the found family in this au. I want all the nice found family traits in this au.

All the found family in here. One version of Dream is the good guy while Tommy's version is the bad guy. We can have so many fucking possibilities with this.

[likea-black-widow-baby]

Marvel Women as Shit Said on My GC With @yves-garden and @bee-thegoodguys Part 2

Natasha: You don’t get to call yourself my mother until you consist of less than 60% [peanut butter sandwiches]

Pepper: - “I think I am losing my marbles.”

“You never had marbles.”

Wanda: AND THESE ARE GOOD JEWISH BOOBS

Shuri: What’s that word again? Listenground? Ear vision. Hear sight? EARSHOT THATS IT

Okoye: I’m telling my dragons you write smut

Nakia: HE JUST STOOD THERE STARING AT HER

Peggy: It’s vintage lesbian themed

Angie: You bet when we move into the apartment it’s gonna be nothing but gay waffles made with my gay little hands

Dottie: I am a gay and sockless travesty, feel free to arrest me now.

Carol: I’m weighing my paranoia issues versus,,, pretyt ladie

Hope: My mom is currently taking a business call lying face down in our hallway because our cat has decided to sit on her back

Frigga: I accidentally became an ordained minister last night

Valkyrie: Did I almost stick my hand into a lit candle reaching for my sparkling water? Maybe, who’s to say

Yelena: Rip Putin this is a gays only event

Sharon: Sister just wants a boss ass thigh holster holding this gorgeous ornate dagger

Helen Cho: Miss Rona not in this house 🥰✌️

Doc Ock: Why is Doc Ock from Spiderverse so attractive

Hela: Welcome home, mother hoe

Ava: Damn it sucks when scooby doo villains are hot

Gamora and Nebula: One of my babies has a sugar daddy, the other shaved her eyebrows

Mantis: She ends up opting out and they don’t go through with it but I’m gonna call that realistic murder development

May: Supportive straights for their disaster gay children

Daisy: I’m in the mood to go annoy pro-lifers in front of an abortion clinic anybody with me

Jemma: no thanks I’m good living my life on Earth for now watching YouTube and coming up with my marriage vows to my dog

Bobbi: At some point we need to get matching cursed booty shorts

And in honor of Ms. Marvel coming up

Kamala: Sucks that I can’t use the word ‘ass-hattery’ in this fanfic :/

[tropotropotropo]

can you tell me exactly which doc ock you wanted to bone down with? it's important to me, and it's important to our friendship

Alfred molina obviously!! Oh and lady doc ock from spiderverse ofc

[ghostigram]

What is it about lady scientists that make wlw folk go absolutely apeshit

Like, Doc Ock from Into the Spiderverse??

The 13th Doctor??

Entrapta??

That one blonde ghostbuster from the reboot??

I see all of them and think ‘fuck I’m gay’