#and just so everyone knows I fucking ADORE Bill Cipher
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Alright yall hereās my take on a gf season 3
(note: I firmly believe there probably wonāt be a season 3 and I myself donāt necessarily want one. The story is over and the show is already peak, Iām good fr)
ā¦ā¦.HOWEVER
My hypothetical season 3 would go back to FULL season 1 energy. No overarching plot, no crazy demon battles. Just episodic and character driven fun.
Itās a couple years later and the twins are maybe 15 or 16. They havenāt made it back to Gravity Falls til now (with their parents divorced, there were a couple moves, etc) but with the Grunkles back in town, they just had to make it back up there for the summer.
And from there, weāre right back into the interpersonal coming of age stories weāre used to with lots and lots of family bonding. There are episodes like:
Dipper and Mabel babysit Soosā toddler
Pacifica working at the diner
Mabel and Ford bonding time where Mabel can show off her smarts and maturity when not looking after Dipper. Ford gets to relax and be creative for the first time in I think his life
Wendy freaking out about going into senior year and/or college. Deciding whether or not college is the thing for her or what she wants for her future.
Rich Fiddleford shenangins
Dipper and Stan bonding time with a lot of deconstructing the toxic masculinity that Stan grew up with and echoed back on to Dipper. Dipper getting to choose what kind of person he wants to become.
The gang helping Gideon as he goes around town desperately trying to find a new hobby
Dipper has a noir detective episode for some reason
Grunkle Ford ace reveal please please please please please please please please
Mabel and the girls get really into a trashy ya series and get to be delightfully cringe about it. They accidentally find Stan on a fan forum and they immediately drop it
Blubs and Dubs gay wedding
I could go on literally forever but I will not.
And donāt get me wrong, there still will be a strong element of the urban fantasy and cryptids weāre used to. We see the gnomes and the manotaurs and maybe Mermando again idk. Maybe we get to see actual vampires this time (could tie into the ya series episode) or see an alien or they get stuck in a time loop. Anything goes! As long as itās self contained.
And will there be any Bill content? I honestly donāt know. My instinct is to say no (or at the very least keep it to the finale again). But whatever it is, it should NOT have redemption for Bill- only closure for everyone involved. And maybe the Pines family can hit him like a piƱata againā¦this is 100% included in family bonding time category.
Ok I think thatās it.
K bye <3
#gravity falls#my ramblings#and just so everyone knows I fucking ADORE Bill Cipher#THIS IS NOT A HIT ON BILL#standford pines#stanley pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#bill cipher#gravity falls season 3#thank you for reading I just needed to get these demons out
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WIP Wednesday - Chapter 6 of The Redemption and Subsequent Death of Bill Cipher
āAm Iā Did I interrupt something?ā Stan asks a little awkwardly.
āNah,ā Bill, who recovers much faster from gaping at Stan like a fish, leans back into the bench before punching Pine Treeās shoulder. āKid was just heading out to go break windows or something.ā
āBetter hope itās not these windows or [youāre] cleaning it up,ā Stan tells Bill before reaching out, shoving the bill of Pine Treeās hat down over his eyes. Pine Tree grumbles and fixes it before turning a far brighter smile on Stan.
āYour sisterās looking for you. Something about trying to make a suit out of glitter.ā
āOh. Great.ā Pine Tree rubs his face and gets to his feet. āThanks, Grunkle Stan.ā
He goes to the door and pauses to look at Bill for a second.
āJustā¦ you know, I think youāre right. I think things will be okay again soon.ā
Billās brow furrows as Pine Tree heads back inside before he starts chuckling as he shakes his head.
āWeird kid.ā
āTheyāre receptive,ā Stan says as he takes up Pine Treeās seat and Bill tries not to groan. āNot that youāve made it exactly hard to miss that things are weird between you and my brother. I think the temperature in the room drops by ten degrees every time one of you walks into it. And I thought things were bad with my ex-wife! Ha!ā
Bill winces at that, pulling a face as he leans forward to bury his face in his hands.
āYeah, well, we werenāt even datingāā
āNo, you two were just sucking face anytime you were left unsupervised.ā
āPlease, Pine Tree already got onto me for this. I fucked up andāā
āSummoned a demon, yeah, I heard.ā
Billās blood runs cold and he looks between his fingers at Stan. ā¦heās not swinging, heās not snarling, and Bill can say heās almost positive that this isnāt Stan then.
āā¦and youāre cool with that?ā
āWhat? Oh, no, absolutely not. I almost strangled you in your sleep when my brother told me.ā
Billy, admittedly, feels a little better with that admission.
āHe also said that you came to him to get rid of said demon.ā
āYeah, wellā¦ I donāt know. Taking over the universe is so last year.ā
Stan snorts at that.
āYouāre, like, really cool with that?ā Bill tries again. āDonāt want to, I donāt know, punch me in the eye?ā
Now Stan shrugs.
āI wouldnāt go that far, but I think watching you walk around on eggshells, convinced one of us is going to take a swing at you or tell the Axolotlāā
āAxoā Oh, wait, no, you said it right.ā
āI listen. Iām just saying, you know, you with your tail between your legs aināt a bad look. Certainly makes me feel better.ā
āā¦but, like, the whole breaking your brotherās heart? Trying to take over the universe? Youāre sure youāve got no murder held in your very large, very family-oriented heart?ā
āDonāt go tempting me, Cipher, butā¦ Fordās an adult, youāreā¦ maybe an adult, I donāt know, how do demons age?ā
āDepends,ā Bill admits, pulling a face. āInterdimensional demons live to about a hundred millennia or so, sometimes longer if they take care of themselves.ā
āYou said you were a dream demon though,ā Stan remembers.
āYeah, well, thatās a little moreā¦ complicated.ā
Stan cracks open his pitt cola and gestures to Bill. He debates for a second before taking in a deep breath and sighing.
āI was born an interdimensional demon, a very precocious, adorable thing. Even though theyāre relatively harmless, mostly brokers for deals made between species, theyāve got their own power. It doesnāt help that I was bornā¦ different.ā
Billās voice gets soft, thoughtful.
āThey tried to understand me, probably. They couldnāt though. A world full of two-dimensional idiots, they never understood what I saw, understood how I felt. So it was, you know, a littleā¦ā
āOthering?ā Stan offers and Bill nods.
āOthering. Everyone adored me. āSpecial Billyā, āunique Billyā, āBilly who sees things no one else can seeā.ā [ā¦crazy Billy.]
Bill grips the bench a little too tight, knuckles turning white as he looks down at the ground.
āI wonāt bore you with the sob story of a universe lost to a monster,ā and maybe because itās bad enough to admit it to Ford, admitting it to Stan who he still doesnāt trust not to come swinging at him is another thing, ābut I ended up alone. I was drifting through time and space for, easily, a couple millennia. I spent a lot of time floating amongst the stars Iād stared at so long. I saw galaxies born, galaxies die; I saw nebulae explode and reform; stars would go through entire lifecycles in front of my eyes. It was me and the cosmos, so I guess I didnāt feel alone.
#gravity falls#gf#BillFord#bill cipher#dipper pines#Stan pines#Stanley pines#WIP Wednesday#the redemption and subsequent death of bill cipher#trasdobc#my writing#we are back on track baby!!! this was a rough week and weekend but we are back on schedule!#chapter 6 is typed up chapter 5 is being edited and posted today and then Iām working on chapter 7#as always this story is evolving almost faster than i can keep up with it#weāre getting some new faces (new to the story#old to anyone whoās watched gravity falls) in chapter 7#but mostly Iām trying to get the fuck out of bill and ford are fighting land#to all the people whoāve been like oh theyāre so cute oh Iām just so happy for their soft moments: Iām very sorry for these next three#or so chapters#there is no softness here#go back and reread chapter 4#but BUT things do get better again#i promise#i am physically incapable of writing anything that isnāt a happy ending#i will stop making them fight and I might even stop cockblocking them#maybe#weāll see
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My Fictional Crushes
So like a lot of people I, of course, have quite a lot of fictional crushes. And by quite a lot I mean 106. I made a list yesterday and felt like sharing it because why the actual fuck not. I'm not gonna put any tags though because it's gonna take too long and I honestly don't care if people see this or not it's more just for fun. There are a few questionable ones on here (serial killers) that might need a bit of an explanation so I shall try and provide. These aren't in any particular order they just got put on when I remembered them.
Halt O'Carrick - Rangers Apprentice (Number 1 boy)
Gilan Davidson - Rangers Apprentice
Will Treaty - Rangers Apprentice
Horace Altman - Rangers Apprentice
Crowley Meratyn - Rangers Apprentice
Rayla - The Dragon Prince
Callum - The Dragon Prince
Amaya - The Dragon Prince
Runaan - The Dragon Prince
Ethari - The Dragon Prince
Sweeney Todd (He's too amazing for me not to be in love with him. He had motives people.)
Edward Scissorhands (Just look at that adorable confused little bean.)
Adam Maitland - Beetlejuice
Lydia Deetz - Beetlejuice
Antony J. Crowley - Good Omens
Aziraphale - Good Omens
Newton Pulsifier - Good Omens
Victor Van Dort - Corpse Bride
Jack Skellington - Nightmare Before Christmas
Thorn Hammerhand - Brotherband Chronicles
Yondu Udonta - MARVEL
Hank Pym - MARVEL
Tony Stark - MARVEL
Bucky Barnes - MARVEL
Dr. Stephen Strange - MARVEL
Natasha Romanoff - MARVEL
Will Turner - Pirates of the Carribean
Minho - Maze Runner
Newt - Maze Runner
Thomas - Maze Runner
Morgarath - Rangers Apprentice (I know he's horrible but too be fair, he's a tall, pale, black dressed evil villain who sits gayly. He's cool.)
Vaggie - Hazbin Hotel
Millie - Helluva Boss
Blitzo (The O is silent) - Helluva Boss
Stolas - Helluva Boss
Jedediah - Night at the Museum
Ahkmenrah - Night at the Museum
Shrek (He's a fucking legend)
Barnabas Collins - Dark Shadows
Victoria Winters - Dark Shadows
Arthur Kirkland (England) - Axis Powers Hetalia
Francis Bonnefoy (France) - Axis Power Hetalia (I probably spelt his name wrong sorry)
Jareth - Labyrinth
Karl Heisenberg - Resident Evil: Village
Lady Dimetrescu - Resident Evil: Village (I may also have spelt her name wrong. Tall vampire lady)
Stig Olafson - Brotherband Chronicles
Hal Mikkelson - Brotherband Chronicles
Sodapop Curtis - The Outsiders
Dallas Winston - The Outsiders
Darry Curtis - The Outsiders
Steve Randell - The Outsiders
Two-Bit Matthews - The Outsiders
Johnny Cade - The Outsiders
Bill Fucking Cipher - Gravity Falls (He's cool. Everyone loves him.)
Egon Spengler - Ghostbusters
Peter Venkman - Ghostbusters
Austin Powers (I know he's pretty much a sex machine but he's also really kind and caring)
Kenickie Murdoch - Grease
Danny Zuko - Grease
Frenchie - Grease
Betty Rizzo - Grease
Jenny Dalby - Rangers Apprentice
Haymitch - Hunger Games
Lucifer Morningstar - The Netflix show Lucifer
Beelzebub - Good Omens
Mikkel - Brotherband Chronicles (I know he wasn't even really in it but he seemed cool and really nice)
Karina - Brotherband Chronicles (Sweetest mother ever)
The Other Mother - Coraline (Shut the fuck up I like her)
Sir Keren - Rangers Apprentice (He was actually a really cool and interesting villain with actual morals and he did regret his actions.)
Cruella de Vil - 101 Dalmations but I like her more in the movie Cruella
Jafar - Aladdin
Captin Hook - Literally any of the versions of him
Hades - Hercules but just him in general
Dionysus - He's a cool god.
Yzma - Emperors New Groove
Dr Facilier - Princess and the Frog
Queen of Hearts - Alice in Wonderland
Monolo Sanchez - Book of Life
Hector - Coco
Jasper - Cruella
Arty - Cruella
Artemis - Ready Player One
Robin Hood - Any of them apart from the fucking fox. I like Men in Tights version.
Wezley - Princess Bride
Inigo Montoya - Princess Bride
Sheriff Woody - Toy Story (I know its weird and a little bit fucked up but I like him.)
Elsa - Frozen
Merida - Brave
Bo Peep - Toy Story
Kuzco - Emperors New Groove (He's funny)
Flynn Rider - Tangled
Willy Wonka - Johnny Depp's version
Ruv - Friday Night Funkin' Midfight Masses
Sam - Assasins Blade
Michael Afton - FNaF
John - FNaF Novel Trilogy
Barbarossa - Ned's Circus of Marvels (Yes he is a villain. Yes he ia pirate butcher. Yes he is horrible. But he's cool and a pirate and a butcher and I like villains like that.)
Bennissimo - Ned's Circus of Marvels
Loki - MARVEL
Jacob Coote - Looking For Alibrandi
Ryder Dagon - He's a character I made up for a book series I was going to write but gave up on. He's my character. No one else knows him apart from my sibling.
Chloe Decker - Lucifer
Arnold J. Rimmer - Red Dwarf
Alexander Lemtov - Eurovision: The Story of Fire Saga
Rosalina - Mario
Four - Divergent
There are a lot more I just can't think of any at the moment. If you want to y'all can show me a list of your fictional crushes. I won't judge.
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Anti as the Pure Evil Villain Archetype
Ok guys before we start, the ground rules:
1. ANY AND ALL INTERPRETATIONS OF THE CHARACTER ARE VALID. This is just my thoughts/theories about canon Anti and the direction his character could go in. If youāre not a fan of that, thatās cool! I am not god, nor am I your mother, and my opinion only has the weight that you give it.
2. A lot of this was inspired and informed by Overly Sarcastic Productionās video on The Pure Evil Villain from their Trope Talk series. Go watch it, itās great.
Cool? Cool.
ANYWAY-
Anti, right? We know next to nothing about his motivations, nor his backstory. What Iām arguing here is that, more or less, none of that matters.
The Pure Evil Villain is basically what it says on the tin. Throw out all of those corrupted paragons and complicated sad bois, pure evil villains are in it for the love of the game. Think basically any Disney villain, Iām gonna be using Bill Cipher as an example here. What is his backstory? Who knows! Why is he doing what heās doing? Because itās fun and because he can. He says itās because his dimension is dying, but thatās barely an excuse and he knows it. Bill does what he does because he craves power and control over others. Sound familiar?
Back to this guy:
What we know for sure is that he craves two things: control and attention. Those are his ultimate goals. EVERYTHING he does is to accomplish one (or usually both) of those things. More or less all heās done in the six or so years weāve known him is take over peopleās bodies and parade them in front of us, the audience. I argue that he pulled us out of the camera in Anomaly Found for the same purpose: to watch. He HAS to have an audience to adore and fear him.
Pure evil villains are defined by their very simple goals and motivations. Anti isnāt doing this for some ulterior motive, heās doing this because itās fun, because heās a power hungry egomaniac. A lot of people seem to think that having a villain with simple goals and motivations is bad writing, but done well, it really isnāt! Tell me you arenāt entertained watching a Disney villain own the space, singing about how evil they are while cackling maniacally. These guys are FUN! They are pure charisma, pure confidence, and because of their very single minded goals, they are very dangerous.
These guys arenāt gonna have a change of heart. There is no redemption here. If the protagonists donāt get this villain out of the way, theyāre fucked. However, due to their simple motivations/goals/worldview, the pure evil villain is rigid, meaning theyāre liable to shatter like glass once their status quo is disrupted. Thus triggers the glorious
THIRD ACT BREAKDOWN!
Once that status quo is disrupted, all bets are off, and pure evil villain in question usually completely shatters. I think that Antiās third act breakdown will come when someone, anyone, finally breaks through his control. So far, that hasnāt happened. Every single person he has possessed has lost that fight. As far as Anti is concerned, he is God. Thus, his breakdown would come when someone finally beats him, proves to him that he can lose.
I think Anti only has one fear: being puppeted like he does to everyone else. Being on the other end of those strings, entirely helpless, with no control over the situation. What happens when Anti truly and completely loses? For some villains, this is the end. For others, they pull themselves out of the ashes even worse and more dangerous than they were before. Which way will Anti swing here?
Iām so excited to find out.
#jacksepticeye#antisepticeye#jse egos#jse iris#jse anti#pluto's rambles#should I make a new tag for this kind of thing?#maybe like#Pluto's theories#yeah that works#is this a theory? its more an observation idk#also if anyone has ever wondered whats going on behind my blank stare at work#its this
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Headcanon ā the turtles on Twitter
Leo
Almost never uses twitter
Really
He has no idea how to use it
Has forgot his password like 5 times
Doesn't understand most of the memes
Hates fancam
Shitpost? What is this???
Loves the twitter artists
Obviously his youngest brother is one of them
Proud big bro moment
Raph block him and he never find out why he can't see Raph's tweets
Aesthetic stuff in his timeline
His pfp is a hero from a 90s anime
Only uses twitter when he remembers he has one
And that means one time a month
Never tweets anything, only retweets other people's tweets
User is @/leonardohamato
Not so creative
Uses tumblr much more
Only his brothers (except raph) and April follow him
Donnie
Oh twitter
A social media filled with people read to argue with you no matter what topic is being discussed
And Donnie is one of them
Seriously he never shut the fuck up
Always correcting people
Only to be responded with "who? Cares"
"...And that's why I'm right" "who?" "Uh, me--" "cares?"
Angry donnie
Passive aggressive
Writes like š« this š«
Lost 3 accounts after being canceled
But he always come back
H A T E S fancam
He's trying to prove you he's right can you please stop with these fancam??
After a few days the whole twitter knows Donnie hates fancam
The person who annoys him the most is mikey
He tried to ruin mikey's reputation by creating an account exposing him for every mistake he made in his life
But didn't work
He end up just blocking mikey
Okay he unblock him from time to time only for see if he's saying anything about him
Leo told him it's not cool blocking your brother
Raph says nothing
His pfp is probably Sheldon from The big Bang theory or Peridot from Steven Universe
Tweets with sarcasm and dry humor
User @/geniusturtledon_
Uses twitter when he's bored
Has a few followers but tons of haters
Raph
Raph loves baiting people
He'll make an account pretending to be a teen kpop fan only to annoy others
When he's not baiting he's following accounts like "wholesome memes" because he likes cute things
He along with mikey knows every drama
If something polemic happens, raph is 100% following everything until there's no drama at all
So he looks for another one
Likes when people share their animals photos
Or their motorcycles
He adores motorcycles
Of course will praise every single animal he sees on tt
"Omg your puppy is so cute I can't-š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗššššā¤ā¤ā¤ā¤ā¤"
Very popular among the gamers
He can be a total nerd when it's about comics (or geek?)
Will complain every time he reads a horrendous comic like "I'm not starfire"
Will beat the shit out of you if you call him nerd
Even if he's
Doesn't mind seeing fancams
Enjoy mikey's art the most
His bro is so talented
Tweets about comics, motorcycles and cute pets
Messy timeline, a mix of cute stuff, art and girls selling naked photos
His pfp is probably a kpop idol
User @/thebigred
Is the second one who uses twitter the most
A considerable number of followers, the second one with more followers
Mikey
Ok ok
Allow me to introduce
The king of social media
He's part of the popular twitter accounts group
Obviously posts his art
"Omg a hit tweet"
Loved by everyone
In various occasions people has tried to cancel him for literally anything
He survived
When you enter the comments section he's in there
Almost impossible not see him in any tweet
Fancams everywhere
Knows all the memes
"Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?š" "wft mikey"
Tweets everything that comes in his mind, and most of the tweets hit
"Love pizza"
š¬2k š34k ā¤100k
Has lots of mutuals he considers his friends
Funny guy
Says dumb shit and get new followers
Has a fan account for his favorite cartoons
His pfp changes every month, but the most recent ones was Amity from The Owl House, princess bubblegum from Adventure Time, Mabel and after Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls, Chloe from Miraculous Ladybug and Mavis from Hotel Transylvania
23k followers dude!!!
Tagging blogs I like :)
@foreignbrunette @turtle-babe83 @turtallyawesome @turtlesmakemehappy @the-second-circle-of-shell @teenage-mutant-ninja-freak
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What the fuck, dreams
Remember two "stories" from sleep. One was me back at my family's old house, back in my old room. Some school from, I want to say Norway? was setting up to film a game show on the lawn right outside my big bedroom window... And techs were just, like, climbing through the window into my room to run cables and plug shit in. No one asked me if it was okay and I didn't want to leave my room out of fear of people wrecking it further. Then two teachers, I guess, from the school, came in to talk with me, and fucking Tobias Forge dreamwalker wandered in and just kinda snooped around my old bedroom, flipped through a sketchbook that was on the dresser, and I'm over here trying to talk to these Norwegian teachers about why I wanted everyone to leave and why are you filming on our fucking lawn. I finally had to walk away from the teachers and Tobias gestured to me, then gestured to a series of drawings tacked to my old bulletin board and said "you drew these? They're very nice." Then I heard glass break in my bathroom and ran in to find more cre people trying to get through the bathroom windows. That was when I flipped my shit and started yelling. End of scene.
The second story was fucked up. First off, it was about Bill Cipher. I was in a sort of Camera Mode for this one, just following along. Bill was in a humongous hotel and heading in to the like... show room, I guess, I don't know, it had like dining tables and low light but also a stage? Anyway. So he takes a seat to see the show, which is Spongebob in some sort of sleazy burlesque thing? I don't know! I just know he had a slinky black dress and a feathered boa and heels and opera gloves and one of those long cigarette holders. I guess it was towards the end of the set or whatever because his eye makeup was all runny and he was either sweating or had glitter all over- the whole thing felt like a parody of a movie scene I had never seen before, just the lighting and my "camera" movement.
Anyway, Spongebob sees Bill in the audience, and with this sarcastic malice in his voice, pointing with the long cigarette, says "this next one's dedicated to the fruitcake who arrived too late." Like, I cannot stress enough just how fucking venomous this tone was. And a spotlight hit Bill and everyone else in the audience slooooowly turned to look at him and he was looking around in fear. Spongebob started singing that "we'll meet again" song with full malice still in his voice and the audience started to get up and move towards Bill and Bill fucking booked it out of there. He realised he couldn't fly or phase through shit so he scrambled for the elevators.
He got in one and hesitated about what floor to go to- all the floors were colour names not numbers. He jumped up to hit the button for Purple then went "no, they're expecting that" and hit the colour below it. The floor he exited onto was one without walls or doors. Room spaces were clearly visible, with the way the beds and shit were arranged, but there was nothing dividing the rooms. Bill went to the end of the hall where there was a small bar with patrons who looked like they all stepped out of a 70s blaxploitation movie. Bar tender asks Bill his order, which is "just a water, dry." The other bar patrons ask Bill's name, which he gives as "Doop." They ask if he's the actor of the same name. "No, no, just his lookalike. I use the recognition to get free drinks!" That somehow earned hearty laughter from all. Then Bill decided he spent to long in one place and headed back to the elevators.
The next floor he chose opened up onto an idyllic countryside road with deep green grass on either side. Toni Collete, cosplaying as Hatsune Miku, rode up on an adorable bike and stopped in front of Bill. She reached into the basket on the bike's front and pulled out a flash drive and handed it down to Bill. "Sorry about the wait," she said in a very not-Toni-Collete voice, "there's your powers." Then she rang the little bike bell and continued her journey.
The last part was me trying to find a place for Bill to hook into and download his powers but it was a tedious James Bond kinda stealth sequence so I'm not typing it out.
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10 characters for 10 people
i got tagged by @ninjago-but-mainly-jayā!! no particular order bc favorites are hard enough alreadyĀ
1. Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair)
I love him so much guys like seriously i love him. He was the most interesting character to me in sdr2 and i just. think abt him a lot. heās fun and a little unpredictable and best of all, in that sweet moral grey territory! also heās great meme fodder
2. Roxy Lalonde (Homestuck)
Roxy is a huge comfort character !! and sheās the only thing about homestuck that matters anymore. sorry guys homestuck is cancelled there is only roxy. not to be one of those people but roxy Was the best person out of her friend group and she just worked So Hard to keep that group from falling apart and sheās, in general, very strong! i love and respect her.Ā
3. Wheatley (Portal 2)
this man is the reason i am constantly having to restrain myself from replaying portal 2 for the millionth time (among other reasons). he is so unbelievably funny to me in every way shape and form and i just adore him. he PERFECTED the moron character type. hes just so fucking stupid!!!!! how brave!!!!!! also i think him being a twist villain is hilarious and innovative. anyway PLAY PORTAL 2
4. MettatonĀ (Undertale)
its about the DRAMA. about the ENTERTAINMENT VALUE. and most important. its about YOU, DARLING! hes so extra and thatās his best trait. hes the funniest character in undertale character to me, too. and, honestly, i just lose it over characters with that much ego and drama. deadass i have replayed undertale 2-3 times JUST to fight him again.
5. (Nyo) AmericaĀ (Hetalia)
Iām counting them as one bc its my list and i get to say so. theyre just!! very positive!! and very stupid!! and i think thatās very cool. also its about the Nostalgia.
6. Alex KralieĀ (Marble Hornets)
now Thatās what i call versatility! im limiting myself to one mh character for this list, and it was tough, but in the end alex won out because he does So Much. heās easily The Funniest character in the series, easily the most quoted, but at the same time probably the most intimidating. also he has some killer monologues and god knows i lose it over a good monologue. i also think that his character remains interesting, even upon closer inspection. you can feel bad for him while also not liking him as a person and i think thatās neat.Ā
7. Bill CipherĀ (Gravity Falls)
its basic bitch hours babey!!! heās evil and heās having the time of his life being so. i like the way he talks, the aesthetic, the complete lack of emotion driven motivation. heās just good fun!Ā
8. Gundham TanakaĀ (Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair)
this man made me CRY. REAL TEARS. i love him. he has THE BEST quotes, in that they are absolutely nonsensical and appeal so much to my affinity for drama.Ā he doesnt drop that wholeĀ āsupreme overlord of iceā thing ever. NEVER. not even when the killing game gets intense. what a legend!! also did i mention he has four hamsters living in his scarf? who he loves and cares for even when heās mean to pretty much everyone else? @ gundham i love you <3
9.Ā MercyĀ (Overwatch)
i like a lot of characters in overwatch, perhaps more than her, but also i have 110 hours on her and legally she has to be the one i pick. i do like her a lot though!! sheās positive, mostly, until sheās sick of that and she decides to bitch. very relatable. also shes really pretty.
10. Aziraphale (Good Omens)
a complex relationship with those in power? an affinity for old clothes? an obnoxious vocabulary? talk about reliability! i like aziraphaleās character development a whole lot bc i feel like its something i personally cant recall seeing a lot of. also!! hes just such an aesthetic. please make az fell and co a real store i wanna go :(
and thats the list! im not going to tag anyone bc i dont wanna bother anyone, sorry!
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And now, cause im bored, here's every chapter of Keys briefly summed up in just a few words each (possible spoilers ahead??)
Prologue: The Thirteen Keys: MoM fucks with his students, what else is new
Chapter 1: Remaining Recusant: Riku rescues his boyfriend through the power of Gay
Chapter 2: To Guard the Light: Bunch of boring lore but Sokai makes it worth it
Chapter 3: To Seek the Darkness: Organization shenanigans; Vanitas divorces his shitty, abusive not-dad
Chapter 4: Hero to Zero: Uhhhhh fuckin' Hercules or somethin idk
Chapter 5: Go the Distance: Rage Mode angst is Fun
Chapter 6: Wandering in the Dark: Riku gets a haircut in the Realm of Darkness and Sora really needs to stop lying to everyone
Chapter 7: Promising Beginnings: Kairi and Lea are forced to wear a "get along" shirt
Chapter 8: Lazy Afternoon Streets: Sora has an Identity Crisis part 1
Chapter 9: At Dusk: YA STUPID ORG XIII FUCKHEADS BEST LEAVE MY SON ALONE OR ELSE ILL THROW HANDS
Chapter 10: Sinister Whispers: ^^^ BASICALLY THAT AGAIN ONLY I MEAN IT THIS TIME
Chapter 11: You've Got a Friend in Me: Being a living toy has gotta create some sorta existential crisis, right?
Chapter 12: To Infinity and Beyond: JEN IS GONNA THROW HANDS WITH YOUNG XEHANORT I SWEAR TO GOD I AM
Chapter 13: Chase the Shadows: Detectives Mickey and Riku play a round of "Where's Terra?" And fail miserably
Chapter 14: Paradise Found: Fun with Balloons and Grumpy Geriatrics
Chapter 15: Adventure is Out There: Sora may or may not fall to his death from ridiculously high up in the air i dont fuckin know
Chapter 16: Unspoken, Unheard: Kairi writes Sora a bunch of letters cause she loves him so much but wont say it cause she shy ahah
Chapter 17: How Far I'll Go: MOANA AND SORA ARE MY NEW BROTP
Chapter 18: Know Who You Are: Vanitas gets yeeted by the Ocean cause he a naughty boyo
Chapter 19: The Streets of San Fransokyo: Sora doesnt understand how Technology works what else is new?
Chapter 20: Immortals: everything's all fun and games until Sora's dumbass self-sacrifical complex kicks in (again)
Chapter 21: Depths of Despair: LOOKS LIKE I GOTTA THROW HANDS WITH MALEFICENT NOW TOO
Chapter 22: Rise and Fall and Rise Again: Sora and Kairi hang out and DAMMIT JUST KISS ALREADY YOU DORKS
Chapter 23: The Lost Empire: Lingering Will pops in to say hi and also uhhhh whatever the fuck happens in Atlantis goes down idk
Chapter 24: Where the Dream Takes You: Sora may or may not have PTSD, boi should probs go see a therapist
Chapter 25: Drowning in Darkness: Aqua throws hands then proceeds to get Norted
Chapter 26: I See the Light: Basically KH3's take on Corona but things actually make sense this time
Chapter 27: What Once Was Mine: In which that bit from KH3 where Marluxia knocks Sora out actually leads to some legit payoff smh
Chapter 28: Firsthand Experience: Kairi and Lea take a trip to Disney World and yeet Vanitas (again) right the fuck outta there
Chapter 29: The World Es Mi Familia: Being an (unliving) skeleton also is bound to raise an existential crisis, right?
Chapter 30: RecuƩrdame: I cry while writing this chapter, both for my baby Xion and because Coco is just that damn tearjerking
Chapter 31: Destined Reunion: ALL THE POLY DESTINY TRIO FEELS
Chapter 32: Something There: At this point even Riku be lookin at Sora and Kairi and shouting "KISS ALREADY YOU ADORABLE DORKS"
Chapter 33: Tale as Old as Time: Sora commits an Actual Murder (am i kidding? Who knooooows)
Chapter 34: The Realm of Darkness: DARK AQUA CAN STEP ON MAH FACE IMO
Chapter 35: Rise to the Light: Great, now Aqua has PTSD too, thanks for nothin, Mickey
Chapter 36: Return to Depart: Sora has another Identity Crisis, part 2
Chapter 37: Broken Chains: Vanitas challenges Sora and Ven to a fight in the Denny's parking lot and fucking loses what else is new
Chapter 38: So This is Love: YES THEY FINALLY KISSED THOSE DORKS
Chapter 39: Almost There: Frogs and also like... Voodoo and so many BBS callbacks so damn many
Chapter 40: Dig a Little Deeper: Sora is too damn stubborn to admit he needs help what else is new
Chapter 41: Follow the Light: Wayfinder Family Reunion saves my life
Chapter 42: Solving Mysteries, Rewriting History: Sora and Goofy meet Donalds family (who then proceed to take the piss outta Donald cause this is Ducktales fam why wouldnt they)
Chapter 43: The Other Promise: Sora has yet another Identity Crisis, part 3
Chapter 44: Vector to the Heavens: Sora and Roxas drink their "Respect and Protect Xion" juice
Chapter 45: Another Arabian Night: Sora, Roxas, and Xion fuck around in a B-list Disney Direct to Video Sequel
Chapter 46: Out of Thin Air: GONNA THROW HANDS WITH XEHANORT HIMSELF THIS TIME AROUND GET AWAY FROM MY SON YA OLD FUCKHEAD
Chapter 47: Alone on the Run: Sora has a Bad Time, Riku and Kairi also have a Bad Time, generally everyone has a Bad Time
Chapter 48: Trust No One: Ven and Roxas add onto the never ending Twin Pile that apparently exists in Gravity Falls
Chapter 49: Not What He Seems: I KNOW ITS NOT UF BUT LOOKS LIKE I GOTTA THROW HANDS WITH BILL CIPHER ANYWAY SOMEHOW
Chapter 50: A Heart Torn Between: Vanitas learns that Girls exist while Sora continues to have a Very Bad Time
Chapter 51: Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride: Riku's goin on a twink hunt, and dont think he dont know how to weeeeed em out
Chapter 52: Aloha 'Oe: Sora and Riku get into a bit of a lover's spat dont worry about it its nothin serious dont worry about it
Chapter 53: Treasured Memories: Namine is the Very First Person Ever to tell Vanitas he has emotional issues, its about damn time
Chapter 54: Let It Go: KAIRI'S FUCKIN PISSED SHE GONNA BRING HER DAMN DUMBASS WAYWARD BOYFRIEND HOME ALREADY DAMN also Sora hangs out with Elsa i guess
Chapter 55: Love Will Thaw: KAIRI KICKS EVERYONES ASSES INCLUDING SORA'S CAUSE LIKE I SAID SHES FUCKIN PISSED
Chapter 56: Back Into the Fold: Sora doesnt have an Identity Crisis anymore but he sure as hell has Anxiety now, part 4
Chapter 57: Farewell to the Wood: Absolute tone whiplash, brought to you by Winnie the Pooh and Sora's ongoing Existential Crisis too
Chapter 58: Link to All: Everyone just cries a lot for an entire chapter cause they all know they boutta fuckin dieeeee
Chapter 59: Face My Fears: I systematically rip every single one of our protagonists hearts out and stomp on each of them with no remorse whatsoever
Chapter 60: Fragments of Light: The B-Squad saves the day
Chapter 61: The Thirteenth Vessel: Sora hangs out with his New Fam, otherwise known as Organization XIII, family fun ensues and it totally isnt a massive angstfest i dont know what you mean
Chapter 62: Key to the Heart: Riku and Kairi throw hands with their boyfriend while also trying to save their boyfriend it makes sense if ya dont think about it
Chapter 63: The Final World: Sora is McFuckin dead and chilling in heaven with a cute baby plushie cat (hey its not a spoiler if KH3 did it first)
Chapter 64: At Daybreak: "But Jen, if you hate KHX so much then why do you keep making so many references to it???" BECAUSE THATS WHY NOW SHUT UP
Chapter 65: The Keyblade War: Keyblade Fight Club, either you Die or you DIE
Chapter 66: Clash of Light and Darkness: Bunch of teenagers throw hands with some bald old fuckhead, but in the end nobody wins except me
Chapter 67: Kingdom Hearts: You know you're in for something fucking nuts when the chapter title is named after the entire series
Chapter 68: The King and the Crown: Jen pulls off a plot twist so mind blowingly ridiculous that it would probably make Tetsuya Nomura blush
Chapter 69: Reconnect: Everyone has a happy ending except no not really i lied
Chapter 70: Don't Think Twice: Oops I Lied again :)
Epilogue: Dearly Beloved: Fuck KH3's ending this is my new canon now
#this is such a shitpost#though im not lying about any of this stuff tbh#there are indeed spoilers in here if ya squint#jen writes#keys to the kingdom
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Ā«ā”Ā» āāāāā Ā I N T R O D U C I N G . . . *ā§ļ½”ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā . . .Ā A Z A Z E LĀ P E T H A M E N O SĀ !
Ā Ā Ā Ā theĀ boyĀ madeĀ ofĀ goldenĀ smokeĀ . . .
Ā«ā”Ā» āāāāā Ā STATSĀ Ā !
BASICS !
name:Ā azazelĀ pethamenos
nicknames:Ā zazzy
age:Ā nineteen
gender:Ā demiboy
pronouns:Ā he/they
date of birth:Ā may 13th, 2000
parent(s):Ā billĀ cipher;Ā adoptedĀ byĀ hadesĀ &Ā persephone
hometown:Ā theĀ isleĀ ofĀ theĀ lost;Ā theĀ underworld
occupation:Ā studentĀ &Ā prince / godĀ ?
PHYSICAL !
hair colour: black
eye colour:Ā goldĀ irisesĀ w/Ā redĀ pupils
height: 167cm
tattoos:Ā none,Ā butĀ !Ā heĀ hasĀ theĀ pethamenosĀ familyĀ crestĀ brandedĀ intoĀ theĀ leftĀ sideĀ ofĀ hisĀ chestĀ !
piercings:Ā threeĀ piercingsĀ inĀ hisĀ rightĀ lobe,Ā fourĀ piercingsĀ inĀ hisĀ left lobe,Ā doubleĀ helixĀ onĀ hisĀ rightĀ ear,Ā tripleĀ forwardĀ helixĀ onĀ hisĀ leftĀ ear,Ā industrialĀ throughĀ hisĀ rightĀ earĀ !
scars:Ā heĀ hasĀ toĀ manyĀ toĀ count,Ā butĀ noticeableĀ onesĀ are:Ā twoĀ longĀ scarsĀ onĀ eitherĀ sideĀ ofĀ hisĀ spine,Ā aĀ longĀ scarĀ alongĀ hisĀ throat,Ā aĀ smallĀ scarĀ alongĀ hisĀ leftĀ cheekbone,Ā aĀ jaggedĀ scarĀ throughĀ theĀ brandĀ onĀ theĀ leftĀ sideĀ ofĀ hisĀ chestĀ !
faceclaim:Ā jeonĀ jeongguk
Ā«ā”Ā» āāāāā Ā ABOUT Ā !
heĀ wasĀ bornĀ onĀ theĀ isleĀ ofĀ theĀ lostĀ asĀ theĀ biologicalĀ sonĀ ofĀ everyoneāsĀ favouriteĀ inter - dimensionalĀ dreamĀ demon,Ā billĀ cipher.
itāsĀ needlessĀ toĀ sayĀ thatĀ billĀ wasnātĀ theĀ bestĀ parentĀ aroundĀ . . .Ā inĀ fact,Ā heĀ wasnātĀ reallyĀ muchĀ ofĀ aĀ parentĀ atĀ all.Ā whatĀ billĀ lackedĀ inĀ loveĀ andĀ compassion,Ā heĀ devastatinglyĀ madeĀ upĀ forĀ inĀ abuseĀ andĀ tormentĀ ---Ā andĀ azazelĀ hadĀ alwaysĀ been hisĀ mostĀ favouredĀ Ā plaything.
forĀ theĀ firstĀ fewĀ yearsĀ ofĀ hisĀ life,Ā azazelĀ grewĀ upĀ underĀ theĀ grandĀ knowledgeĀ thatĀ heĀ wasnātĀ reallyĀ anythingĀ moreĀ thanĀ anĀ object,Ā aĀ plaything,Ā aĀ toyĀ forĀ billĀ toĀ use,Ā distort,Ā warpĀ howeverĀ andĀ wheneverĀ heĀ sawĀ fit.
andĀ yetĀ . . .Ā heĀ alsoĀ grewĀ upĀ beingĀ toldĀ that,Ā whileĀ heĀ wouldĀ neverĀ beĀ granderĀ thanĀ hisĀ father,Ā heĀ wouldĀ alwaysĀ beĀ granderĀ thanĀ everyoneĀ else;Ā heĀ hadĀ aĀ multi - verseĀ atĀ hisĀ veryĀ fingertipsĀ ifĀ heĀ justĀ knewĀ howĀ toĀ getĀ toĀ it.
so,Ā whileĀ heĀ wasĀ theĀ subjectĀ toĀ yearsĀ andĀ yearsĀ ofĀ tortureĀ andĀ abuseĀ atĀ theĀ handsĀ ofĀ hisĀ veryĀ ownĀ father,Ā thereĀ wasĀ alsoĀ thisĀ sortĀ ofĀ . . .Ā godĀ complexĀ thatĀ wasĀ instilledĀ intoĀ him;Ā andĀ itĀ wasĀ thatĀ exactĀ godĀ complexĀ thatĀ wouldĀ beĀ hisĀ demiseĀ !
see,Ā despiteĀ theĀ lackĀ ofĀ magic,Ā azazelĀ startedĀ becomingĀ . . .Ā powerfulĀ onĀ theĀ isle.Ā heĀ wasĀ theĀ epitomeĀ ofĀ chaosĀ andĀ destruction,Ā instilledĀ fearĀ justĀ aboutĀ everywhereĀ heĀ went,Ā broughtĀ deathĀ downĀ uponĀ peopleĀ forĀ soĀ littleĀ asĀ lookingĀ atĀ himĀ theĀ wrongĀ way;Ā heĀ wasĀ asĀ closeĀ toĀ aĀ godĀ asĀ oneĀ couldĀ getĀ onĀ aĀ placeĀ likeĀ thatĀ andĀ heĀ reveledĀ inĀ it.
atĀ first,Ā theĀ power,Ā forĀ lackĀ ofĀ aĀ betterĀ word,Ā thatĀ azazelĀ hasĀ acquiredĀ onĀ theĀ isleĀ hadĀ beenĀ allĀ funĀ andĀ gamesĀ toĀ bill,Ā butĀ asĀ heĀ grewĀ older,Ā theĀ elderĀ cipherĀ beganĀ toĀ seeĀ hisĀ ownĀ sonĀ asĀ aĀ sortĀ ofĀ Ā threat.
heĀ beganĀ toĀ seeĀ hisĀ sonāsĀ godĀ complexĀ outweighĀ theĀ partĀ ofĀ azazelĀ thatĀ wasĀ supposedĀ toĀ knowĀ hisĀ place,Ā theĀ partĀ ofĀ himĀ thatĀ wasĀ supposedĀ toĀ knowĀ thatĀ heĀ wasĀ justĀ aĀ playthingĀ forĀ hisĀ fatherāsĀ amusement.
so,Ā inĀ orderĀ toĀ eliminateĀ anyĀ kindĀ ofĀ threatĀ toĀ himselfĀ thatĀ heĀ hadĀ accidentallyĀ createdĀ withinĀ hisĀ son,Ā bill promptlyĀ killedĀ azazelĀ quiteĀ brutallyĀ (Ā asĀ inĀ . . .Ā heĀ cutĀ intoĀ himĀ andĀ essentiallyĀ toreĀ himĀ toĀ shredsĀ . . .Ā )Ā atĀ theĀ youngĀ ageĀ ofĀ . . .Ā twelve-ishĀ Ā !
uponĀ hisĀ death,Ā azazelĀ wasĀ sentĀ toĀ theĀ underworldĀ ---Ā theĀ greekĀ underworld,Ā whereĀ persephoneĀ foundĀ him,Ā soulĀ beatenĀ andĀ batteredĀ andĀ barelyĀ conscious,Ā andĀ instantlyĀ tookĀ himĀ inĀ !
theĀ originalĀ planĀ hadĀ beenĀ toĀ simpleĀ nurseĀ himĀ backĀ toĀ whateverĀ sortĀ ofĀ healthĀ aĀ soulĀ requiresĀ andĀ thenĀ releaseĀ himĀ intoĀ theĀ restĀ ofĀ theĀ underworld,Ā butĀ persephoneĀ soonĀ foundĀ herselfĀ adoringĀ thisĀ childĀ whoĀ sheādĀ broughtĀ backĀ toĀ health,Ā forĀ lackĀ ofĀ aĀ betterĀ word,Ā andĀ sheĀ insistedĀ heĀ beĀ theirĀ child,Ā whichĀ hadesĀ begrudginglyĀ agreedĀ to,Ā becauseĀ . . .Ā heāsĀ whippedĀ forĀ hisĀ wife.
azazel,Ā knowingĀ onlyĀ abuseĀ hisĀ entireĀ life,Ā wasĀ reluctantĀ toĀ agree,Ā thoughĀ uponĀ realisingĀ thatĀ hisĀ newfoundĀ fatherĀ wasĀ theĀ godĀ ofĀ theĀ underworldĀ . . .Ā heĀ realisedĀ heĀ didnātĀ haveĀ muchĀ ofĀ aĀ choice.
theĀ firstĀ littleĀ whileĀ inĀ hisĀ newĀ homeĀ wasĀ betterĀ thanĀ anythingĀ heādĀ ever experiencedĀ beforeĀ ---Ā persephoneĀ dotedĀ onĀ himĀ likeĀ thereĀ wasĀ noĀ tomorrowĀ and,Ā whileĀ hadesĀ wasĀ aĀ tadĀ moreĀ distant,Ā itĀ wasĀ evidentĀ thatĀ heĀ tooĀ hadĀ aĀ growingĀ adorationĀ forĀ thisĀ boy.
butĀ sweetnessĀ onlyĀ lastsĀ soĀ longĀ beforeĀ itĀ turnsĀ bitterĀ ---Ā longĀ storyĀ short,Ā somehowĀ kronosĀ andĀ rheaĀ wereĀ raisedĀ fromĀ tartarusĀ (Ā probablyĀ byĀ hades,Ā sinceĀ heĀ āsĀ powerĀ hungryĀ evenĀ nowĀ )Ā andĀ uponĀ findingĀ outĀ exactlyĀ whatĀ azazelĀ is,Ā heĀ sawĀ anĀ undeniableĀ potentialĀ inĀ him.
thus,Ā kronosĀ beganĀ treatingĀ azazelĀ similarlyĀ toĀ howĀ billĀ did,Ā exceptĀ hisĀ reasonĀ forĀ theĀ abuseĀ wasĀ becauseĀ heĀ wasĀ āĀ trainingĀ himĀ toĀ beĀ aĀ godĀ āĀ and,Ā inĀ allĀ hisĀ naivety,Ā azazelĀ believedĀ thisĀ andĀ stillĀ does.
hadesĀ andĀ persephoneĀ witnessedĀ theĀ abuseĀ beingĀ forcedĀ uponĀ theirĀ child,Ā theyĀ wereĀ awareĀ ofĀ it,Ā andĀ persephoneĀ hatedĀ it;Ā butĀ goingĀ againstĀ theĀ fatherĀ ofĀ oneĀ ofĀ theĀ mostĀ powerfulĀ godsĀ aliveĀ ?Ā goingĀ againstĀ aĀ titanĀ ?Ā notĀ evenĀ theĀ godsĀ whoĀ presideĀ overĀ theĀ underworldĀ wouldĀ doĀ that.
so,Ā aĀ newĀ lifeĀ ofĀ tortureĀ andĀ tormentĀ isĀ whatĀ azazelĀ wasĀ forcedĀ into,Ā onceĀ againĀ beingĀ usedĀ asĀ aĀ plaything,Ā exceptĀ thisĀ timeĀ ?Ā heĀ wasĀ toldĀ itĀ wasĀ forĀ hisĀ ownĀ good.Ā heĀ wasĀ toldĀ thatĀ heĀ wasĀ beingĀ moldedĀ intoĀ theĀ godĀ thatĀ heĀ hadĀ allĀ theĀ potentialĀ toĀ be.
so,Ā heĀ tookĀ theĀ abuseĀ almostĀ happily,Ā evenĀ thoughĀ hisĀ dailyĀ sessionsĀ withĀ hisĀ grandfatherĀ wereĀ theĀ mostĀ dreadedĀ hoursĀ ofĀ hisĀ life.Ā heĀ sawĀ themĀ asĀ normal,Ā asĀ somethingĀ thatĀ heĀ needed,Ā somethingĀ thatĀ heĀ wasĀ almostĀ addictedĀ to.
asĀ heĀ grewĀ older,Ā asĀ heĀ nearedĀ theĀ ageĀ ofĀ eighteen,Ā heĀ beganĀ beingĀ toldĀ (Ā byĀ hisĀ father,Ā thisĀ timeĀ )Ā thatĀ heĀ would,Ā oneĀ day,Ā inheritĀ theĀ throneĀ toĀ theĀ underworldĀ andĀ wouldĀ oneĀ dayĀ beĀ theĀ kingĀ ---Ā theĀ godĀ ---Ā ofĀ whatĀ isĀ essentiallyĀ hell.
thisĀ newsĀ wasĀ newĀ toĀ azazel,Ā butĀ itĀ influencedĀ himĀ inĀ waysĀ nothingĀ elseĀ everĀ hadĀ ---Ā heĀ beganĀ takingĀ everythingĀ hisĀ grandfatherĀ hadĀ toldĀ himĀ toĀ heart;Ā heĀ hadĀ toĀ disciplineĀ himself,Ā toĀ trainĀ himself,Ā toĀ beĀ theĀ grandestĀ fuckingĀ godĀ anyoneĀ hasĀ everĀ seen.
so,Ā allĀ ofĀ theĀ violenceĀ andĀ abuseĀ thatĀ hisĀ grandfatherĀ forcedĀ uponĀ himĀ ?Ā wasĀ doubledĀ asĀ azazelĀ beganĀ forcingĀ itĀ uponĀ himselfĀ asĀ well.Ā heĀ wouldĀ mimicĀ uponĀ himselfĀ allĀ thatĀ hisĀ grandfatherĀ wouldĀ doĀ toĀ him,Ā thoughĀ heĀ didĀ thisĀ mostlyĀ inĀ private,Ā notĀ lettingĀ hisĀ motherĀ orĀ fatherĀ knowĀ asĀ heĀ knewĀ theyĀ wouldnātĀ approveĀ ofĀ suchĀ self - harm.
then,Ā withinĀ justĀ theĀ pastĀ monthĀ orĀ two,Ā heĀ wasĀ givenĀ theĀ opportunityĀ toĀ attendĀ universityĀ inĀ auradon.Ā truly,Ā heĀ didnātĀ wantĀ toĀ attend,Ā asĀ heĀ didnātĀ seeĀ whyĀ heĀ shouldĀ needĀ toĀ attendĀ collegeĀ whenĀ heāsĀ goingĀ toĀ beĀ aĀ king,Ā theĀ godĀ ofĀ theĀ underworld.
persephoneĀ insistedĀ thatĀ itĀ wouldĀ beĀ aĀ goodĀ opportunityĀ forĀ him,Ā butĀ itĀ wasĀ kronosāĀ influenceĀ thatĀ convincedĀ himĀ ---Ā hisĀ grandfatherĀ toldĀ himĀ thatĀ heĀ shouldĀ goĀ toĀ auradon,Ā andĀ heĀ shouldĀ becomeĀ aĀ godĀ atĀ lastĀ andĀ useĀ allĀ ofĀ hisĀ powersĀ toĀ findĀ aĀ wayĀ toĀ freeĀ theĀ underworldĀ fromĀ theĀ isle.Ā so,Ā needlessĀ toĀ say,Ā azazelĀ leftĀ theĀ underworldĀ andĀ theĀ isleĀ toĀ comeĀ toĀ auradon.
beforeĀ heĀ left,Ā though,Ā kronosĀ gaveĀ himĀ anĀ incantationĀ andĀ instructionsĀ forĀ aĀ ritualĀ ---Ā Ā āĀ completeĀ thisĀ ritualĀ andĀ reciteĀ thisĀ duringĀ theĀ devilāsĀ hour,Ā Ā āĀ heĀ toldĀ theĀ boy,Ā Ā āĀ doĀ thisĀ andĀ youĀ willĀ beĀ aĀ god.Ā Ā ā
azazelĀ wasnātĀ sureĀ whatĀ hisĀ grandfatherĀ meantĀ byĀ this,Ā butĀ thisĀ incantation,Ā thisĀ ritualĀ wasĀ theĀ firstĀ thingĀ heĀ didĀ uponĀ comingĀ toĀ auradonĀ and,Ā instantly,Ā heĀ understood.
theĀ completionĀ ofĀ theĀ ritualĀ channeledĀ olympianĀ divinitiesĀ and,Ā justĀ likeĀ that,Ā azazelĀ wasĀ grantedĀ godĀ - likeĀ statusĀ &Ā powers,Ā inĀ reflectionĀ toĀ thoseĀ ofĀ hisĀ father,Ā hades,Ā inĀ additionĀ toĀ allĀ thatĀ heĀ wasĀ bornĀ withĀ asĀ aĀ dreamĀ demon.
andĀ nowĀ thatĀ heāsĀ inĀ auradon,Ā heāsĀ doingĀ allĀ thatĀ heĀ canĀ toĀ tryĀ andĀ findĀ aĀ wayĀ toĀ freeĀ theĀ underworld,Ā hisĀ underworld.
Ā«ā”Ā» āāāāā Ā PERSONALITYĀ &Ā MISCĀ Ā !
heāsĀ theĀ epitomeĀ ofĀ chaosĀ !Ā killsĀ forĀ funĀ !Ā altersĀ realityĀ forĀ funĀ !Ā literallyĀ theĀ worstĀ !
ohĀ !Ā heĀ stealsĀ soulsĀ !Ā makesĀ dealsĀ w/Ā peopleĀ andĀ grantsĀ themĀ aĀ wishĀ inĀ returnĀ forĀ theirĀ soulĀ !
heĀ . . .Ā throwsĀ tantrumsĀ . . .Ā aĀ lotĀ . . .Ā willĀ justĀ startĀ shriekingĀ . . .Ā theyĀ donātĀ everĀ endĀ well,Ā becauseĀ heĀ doesnātĀ knowĀ howĀ toĀ controlĀ hisĀ powers,Ā soĀ uhĀ !Ā bewareĀ !
heāsĀ fuckingĀ . . .Ā touch - starvedĀ asĀ shitĀ . . .Ā pleaseĀ . . .Ā loveĀ himĀ . . .
butĀ alsoĀ !Ā trustĀ issuesĀ !Ā doesnātĀ actuallyĀ letĀ peopleĀ touchĀ himĀ !Ā isĀ afraidĀ ofĀ peopleĀ hurtingĀ himĀ !
heāsĀ . . .Ā alwaysĀ coveredĀ inĀ bruisesĀ &Ā woundsĀ &Ā scarsĀ . . .Ā please,Ā donātĀ askĀ himĀ aboutĀ themĀ . . .Ā orĀ doĀ . . .Ā pissĀ himĀ offĀ . . .Ā goĀ wildĀ . . .
hisĀ trademarkĀ colourĀ isĀ goldĀ !
heāsĀ knownĀ forĀ disappearingĀ intoĀ aĀ cloudĀ ofĀ sparkly,Ā goldĀ smokeĀ !Ā itāsĀ hisĀ thingĀ !
also,Ā hisĀ appearanceĀ isĀ veryĀ . . .Ā light.Ā looksĀ moreĀ likeĀ anĀ angelĀ thanĀ theĀ god - in - trainingĀ ofĀ theĀ underworld.
alsoĀ beingĀ theĀ heirĀ toĀ theĀ underworldĀ throneĀ isĀ . . .Ā keyĀ toĀ hisĀ characterĀ . . .Ā snifflesĀ . . .
donātĀ . . .Ā callĀ himĀ azazelĀ . . .Ā everĀ . . .Ā alwaysĀ zazzyĀ . . .Ā onlyĀ zazzyĀ . . .
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ooc; You know, I never thought anyone would like Thoth other than my group of friends who gave him a chance. I was so nervous with him, that I tried to make him a weaker character and I just couldnāt do that haha. Iām still nervous about him, but I want you all to know...
Thank you. From the bottom of my heart, I really am thankful. From the fan art, to the threads, to meeting so many wonderful people, I think itās time to shine a light on those who Iāve chatted with, and gotten to know as well! Even if itās just a simple hello, it makes my day. You guys are all wonderful, and Iām beyond happy over this. I was going to make a 100 follower and then the followers skyrocketed before I could haaa... ^^;;;
Anyway, these people below the cut? They really are cool.
But so are all my followers, even if we donāt talk!
@avoiided,Ā
Preshie mun! Youāre Gaster terrifies me, not like bad dreams terrifying but he is a really well developed villain! He just is so wonderful to interact with, and I love our threads, no matter the blog! Letās not forget how youāre a sweetheart either! I feel like I spam ya too much haha, anxiety man- BUT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL! Keep being you :D <3
(I still canāt believe Thoth had a mini crush on Gaster and they could have been nerdy friends if the judgement ever happened aaaaaaa)
Ā @curioosity, @snackiies
Azura mun! I am still vastly scared to chat with you, but I want you to know, I do mean the words I say ^^ You may be feeling down right now, but... I think youāre a great person. I really mean that, youāre oc is very well fleshed out and very engaging! I adore seeing you on the dash, and your art- and your posts! I hope things brighten up for you! You need a good day, and I hope you get it!
@sixfingersixtails,Ā
I really adore your concept and Iām glad youāre one of my friends! Sixer is adorable, and Thoth absolutely wants to spoil him! And pet him, seriously how many times have they ended up curled up together haaa. But the depth of your stories and fanfic are amazing and I love reading every chapter! Keep up the amazing work! <3
@softashfuck, @goodster,
I hope you had a good birthday kiddo! I love ya, youāre the son I wish that was here for I could spoil you some more. Seriously, anyway, I love your character and your interpretations and the fact you spam me with such lovely art ;w; so nice. I swear Iām going to keep spamming you right on back! <3
Okay but I mean it, I do care a lot about you and I do see you as my kid. Seriously, if I could scoop you up I would. <3
@all-seeing-all-knowing-eye, @br00kie-draws
BROOOOOKIE! Okay, first off. When I first met you, I was highly nervous and scared, I met you through an ex-friend that showed me your art and since then I am so glad I met you. Our ships are adorable, they have bumpy roads and thatās what makes them enjoyable, they arent perfect, and thatās just how a good ship should be. Not to mention your art?! Like DAYUM GIRL. Such a good, best friend too, always listening to me ramble! Love ya! <3
OUR SHIPS ARE ALSO A BLESSING thoug so yea!
OH AND ALSO HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME ICONS ON RANDOM LIKE THE SANS ONES, ;w; I cry, I cry with joy
@s-k-e-t-c-h-y-m-e-s-s,Ā
I know we donāt talk as much these days, I know youāre busy but I still check up on your art! (I really should finish that gif I made omgosh) But you are also a very nice person, and a wonderful artist!
@splinter-sister,Ā
Rach.... I gotta be honest. I love you, and I think without you these last years or so, I donāt think Iād be around. I was in a really bad patch, and thinking things I shouldnāt. I let my thoughts almost win but you pulled me out of there. You helped me in so many ways, you even sent money through the mail cuz of my situation. I feel like I can never thank you enough because you really are my best friend and I honestly donāt know what Iād do if you suddenly disappeared one day. I know work is hard on you, but youāre such a great person and you know what, Iām proud of you. <3
AND THEN THEREāS THE SHIPS OKAY
Thoth and Rachael, Rachael and Rich/Neal, Rachael and--- Wait no thatās it. I think, maybe. We ship a lot, I blame our shipness. lmao Love it all!
@buy-gold-bye,Ā
Lye! Iām still vastly nervous to chat you up and thatās why I go silent cuz my nerves kick my ass but you are such a cool person! And your art? A++++
@derse-agent,Ā @wd-blaster,
Heya! I like your stuff! Itās really cool, and I know I owe you some things, donāt worry I didnāt forget! I just want you to know, youāre a really cool blog and thank you for joining the streams at times! LAOS YOUR GASTER IS ADORABLE OKAY
@scientistofthevoid,Ā
AAAAAAH?! For one I totally ship Tenny and Lotus now, I love how Tenny turns to mush at the very sight of my pretty boi. Not to mention tās us so sugar sweet~! With some deviousness in there. Okay but on top of that, I love your characters, and the art, the fact you have put a lot of effort in your things and youāre a great friend! <3
@xenoasks,Ā
Okay so, I love your art and the fact your Gaster is different fom others and you put time and effort into your creations and just YESSSSS. Itās amazing, and I love it and youāre really cool!
@stealthnerd
your art is realy cool and you are officially a senpai. I love the way you draw man, and I enjoy seeing you on the dash!
@of2814,Ā
Apaaaattthhhyyyyyy, I miss ya, and I should deff mesage you more! Omgosh,and always drag you to more streams for you can succumb to the siliiness again! I love your Parallax! Hal and nomal Hal and the one time we rpād where Venom was also Hal sdsfgb All the good stuff and I STILL REMEBER OUR SHIP OF SIOBHAN AND HAL <3
@theirmercy,Ā
Okay so weāre still getting to know each other but you are an absolute delight!? AND YOU HAVE AN AMAZING SANS AND I LOVE HOW YOU WRITE AND IāM GOING TO KEEP RAMBLING IN CAPS FOR YOU UNDERSTAND HOW YOU ARE AN IDOL HUN. <3
@ask-mystery-shack-cipher,Ā
FOXIE AND HEALER!!! Healer, I love the way you write and Foxie? Hun, I wish I could draw like you. You two are really good friends and Iām sorry I havenāt een overly chatty? But I watch your content all the time! <3 You guys also helped me get rid of a toxic ex-friend and Iām grateful for that, you have no idea! Thank you for giving me strength!
@lastinggaster,Ā
YOU ARE SUCH A SWEET PERSON!? You drew my boi, you chat with me, we rp- You are a delight! I want to invite you to all the streams and groups and let everyone marvel at your amazingness!
@lackadaisicaldenial,Ā
Okay we donāt chat as I do with others but Iād love to? Iād love to also thread with you and Iām sorry if I didnāt answer that meme! Itās there staring at me like a deer in the middle of the road omg! But we should plot, on any of my blogs!
@evilgsanchez,Ā
Okay so I loved our interactions with your Evil Rick and my Rick, Iām sorry that hes inactive right now, Iām trying to rile him back up but itās just hard for me idk why- (been on an undertale kick tbh, aaaaa) BUT YOU WRITE AMAZINGLY AND BLOW MY FUCKING MIND LIKE OMG, HELLO SENPAI
@elooplvfklhiflskhu,Ā
We just recently started talking but hey! I love your art from what Iāve seen keep up the amazing work okay? And donāt worry about messaging me, Itās all okay fi you want to :D I dont bite
@rubentheruler,Ā
**AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, screeching**Ā
Your art is still amazing and I am highly nervous to talk with you but you are a sweety and I aspire to be like you!
@unspeakablyevil,Ā
I would really like to chat with ya! And plot, and write! You seem to have an amazing Aku and itās wonderful to see you on my dash!
@void-dad,Ā
Ā I love Trashy and I would really like to thread with ya. Your character is cute and well rounded, and I enjoy his story. Plus youāre a good person :D
@purplepimpryda,Ā Ā
BROTHER OF MINE I LOVE YA. I enjoy how hard you work on everything, even back when you wrote Joker. How we shipped, I still remember every moment despite my shit for brains memory hahaha. Itās wonderful and so are you and Iām glad you got out of your bad situation and are doing better and got things going for ya now! I love you, and I am very proud.
@pinkheartmelodi,Ā
I LOVE YOUR BLOG OKAY? I read everything ^^;;; Haaa, I do, and itās great. Iām kind of a side liner and I need to change that becuause Melodi is a cutie and I should totally spam you with more asks!
@paitakoyaki,Ā
PAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *SCREECHING INT THE SUNSET*
I miss our clown days, but I love how you draw still and I should message you more often, I miss ya buddy. You were and still are an amazing fiend and I aspire to draw how soft you do, those lines man mmmf, good stuff right there. Also Penance and Sorrow should hang out again.
@blackhxt,Ā
SILVER HOW DARE YOU SINK ME THIS DEEP INTO VILLAINOUS
YOU MADE ME LOVE SO MANY DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SHIPS, THE LORE, AND IāM SCREECHING AT YOU NOW. Oka but White Hat and Slug yessss, Flug and Black Hat, yesss, but my favorite...
Is the one I never expected. My fanficās Bill Cipher, dubbedĀ āGlitchā and Black Hat. I canāt believe they have two kids now and they recently hatched and are going to destroy the world. Cute little guys.
But youāre also a great friend! Seriously, amazing! <3
@cubicscubedemon,Ā
Okay so I didnāt know anything of your muses but I saw you on the dash and I followed and I DO NOT REGRET THAT BECAUSE I LOVE THE WAY YOU TAKE YOUR CHARACTERS AND HOW MUCH STORY YOU PUT INTO THEM AND HOW MUCH WORK AND XKSHJBDCSFVGFMBH YOU ARE AMAZING <3
@storyteller-arc/ @smol-goop,Ā
*inhale* B O I. Okay but on a serious note I love your Gaster, I love your oc. Storyteller, Gaster Grim likes them but not only that they managed to get Thoth to like them, he also likes smol as well. You have a really good character set it just attracts my characters like a magnet hahaha
Not to mention you are a adelight! Absolute delight!
@hannah-the-small,Ā
*takes a deep breath* HOW CAN I EVEN BEGIN TO WRITE ON YOU!?
You are an idol to me. You are someone who has developed their entire set of ocs so much that I wish I could put that much effort without feeling nervous like hot dayum. You have suhc a good thing going, and I ust wanna punch Dick, hug him as well, punch him again- and also adopt ames and Hannah, and Eight- and the heroes, and Black Hat, and Dave, and all of them and HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME LOVE ALL THESE BBIES
@glitchster404,Ā
GLITCHSTER IS ADORABLE!
I really do love how sweet they are and also the thread on Sans how he was commanded and i ended up being really cute and I just lve it all. You also have wonderful art and you are really dang sweet, <3 <3
@billrick,Ā
okay....okay... I love your entire thing going on with ER, and I would love to write with you. I donāt even care what blog omgosh because you are an absoute steklar star on here, and Imma call you senpai til you perish cuz DAMN. Look at those headcanons, DAYUM look at those posts and stories and AUs and the past and 70 years worht of stuff and AAAAAAAA
A M A Z I N GĀ
@a-vf-vi-tf-ti,Ā @deep-black-dreamingā
AAAAAA? I love your ocs, I love our rps and ideas on discord but we should deff rp here on tumblr again! Lemme drag you down with me on here muhahahahah, ALSO YOUāRE ANOTHER CULPRIT FOR GETTING ME DEEP INTO VILLAINIOUS AND I LOVE IT
@omnituent,
*stares at you deeply, squints*
Imma kick your Black Hats ass again just you watch. BUT ON A SIDE NOTE! OMG CAN WE THREAD ON HERE TOO? Discord is wonderful man man, Iād love to take it to tumblr, if youāre okay with that! Iāll even dust off my WH just for that reason :D
@igxitixn
Youāre character seems swet and we should send some asks to each other ore often! I hope youāre having a wonderful day and I would love to get to know you more!
@dalearmitage
I know you thanks to Brookie and your character is amazing but Iām highly nervous to bug you nad for that I am very sory and I hope that we can chat more!
@an-ordinary-roach,
You have such a cute oc and I want to know all about them! We thread here on Tthoth and Grim but man Iād spam you with even Eddie Gluskin if youād want :D Or Jack, but Jack scares everyone and so I keep him in th corner hahaha. But the point is, I love your concept and I wanna pet th roachie
@gothamsbruja Ā
I remember when you were still developing your oc and it was on skype, and she had blue skin but now she covers up the blue skin and she is really great. I think you did amazing with her!
@hsheaddogs
Hey I just met you and aI think you guys are great. Sans and you, really cool! Thanks for joining the stream the other day and I hope to thread with you more! I mean it, and I should say hi to you more often on discord ^^Ā You seem great!
@gummypeculiar
YOUR CHARACTER IS SUPER CUTE AND I LOVE THEM AND I WOULD LOVE TO WRITE WITH YOU SO MUCH MORE EVEN THOUGH WE ALREADY WRITE ON sANS AND I JUST LOVE THEM AND WANNA KNOW ALL I CAN!
#I feel like I missed a few people but if I did#let me know#I hink you all are great#this took days for me#and thats another reason ive been so slow but im glad I did this#I appreciate all of you#I would have given up on all my characters if it weren't for al of you!
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Pining Over A Pinetree
Bill Cipher never kissed someone. Even though Alphas, Betas, and other Omegas threw themselves at him, he wasn't interested. Even when rumors of his 'skill' in mating and scenting and kissing passed around the school, he never denied or admitted to any of it. Bill Cipher was an Omega, an unclaimed, uninterested Omega.
He didn't want anyone to have any of his firsts- First Kiss, First time, First scenting, First mating, First marking, First anything. He didn't want a mate, he didn't want an Alpha. The idea was unsettling, unsatisfying. Someone commanding you, protecting you like a toddler, constantly around you and needing you. He didn't want that nor did he care for it. He was perfectly happy with being alone. It's not that Bill couldn't get a mate, quite the opposite. Bill was smart and cunning, top of all classes with perfect attendance, popular and well liked, attractive and suave, mysterious and playful, he was what every Alpha was looking for. He was what some labeled the perfect omega. But he didn't care for all the attention and thirsty, hormonal fleshsacks called potential Alphas. It was made very clear that Bill wasn't one to be the submissive omega, no, he nearly killed the first Alpha that forcefully came on to him. And very quickly everyone came to respect him. No one ever caught his eye or appeased to his interests or intellect.
That is, until a pair of twins from California came into class that day. Dipper was settled beside his desk, Mabel not too far away from her brother. Mabel was the first to show interest in him, and she was adorable but just not what he wanted. He didn't want her like that. Bill continued to accept her offers to hang out and go places, befriending Pacifica along with her twin sibling. He noticed how differently the Alpha smelled, how intoxicating the smell was. It was a mixture of Pinetrees, forest, Rosemary with a hint of dominant musk. Bill wanted to inhale it deeply, get covered in that scent, smell it forever. But smells were just smells. And Bill quickly dismissed any further thought about it. Then came the brunette's sense of love for knowledge, the lengthy jokes that only he understood and laughed at, the obsessive compulsive behavior that made him focused and determined, the soft yet nerdy appearance and love for science. Dipper wasn't the most muscular alpha Bill's ever seen, wasn't as dominant, wasn't interested in sex or anything all the others seemed to be, he wasn't the most confident nor outgoing. He was timid and hesitant, reserved, smart, adorable and very handsome. Mabel soon grew attached to Pacifica, the bond between them very clear, and Bill was left to grow closer to the male twin.
Bill's never wanted closeness, never wanted to spend his time talking or listening to one single person unless it was himself. He didn't want to put someone else's needs over his own, never wanted to please anyone but himself, and he never ever wanted to fall in love. Grow attached. He didn't want that. Didn't need that.
And yet, whenever the twin brushed past him or bumped into him a little- whatever touch landed on him- made his skin tingle and his heart warm in the most disgustingly pleasant way. Bill didn't want to be jealous over anyone, not possessive either, he found the traits annoying but the very thought of Dipper getting attracted to someone besides himself made something burn inside him. The blonde turned to steal a glance at the Alpha beside him, lazily sketching some atomic particle that he memorized thousands of times by now. His gaze returned to the paper, oh he despised the way his cheeks would heat slightly at peering at that stupid alpha.
"Hey, Bill?"
"Hm?" Said omega broke out of his thoughts, pencil pausing in its shading as he casually looked into those mocha eyes. He kept himself composed but the need to seal the other's lips became increasingly hard, especially when that cute sparkle in those eyes lit them up and stole his breath away.
He never wanted to kiss anyone before.
"Wanna be partners for the project?" Dipper flashed him a bright smile, one that wasn't shown much due to the boy's timid behavior, he liked to think it was solely meant for just him. Well- him and the twin's family, of course. He didn't like the way his heart skipped a beat.
He never cared for anyone like this.
"Oh, yeah sure, Pinetree." Bill returned to his drawing. He could feel the alpha's breath tickle his neck as he peered to see what the omega was up to and he fought himself, he would not bare his neck, he would not expose it. He would not submit. Would not obey anyone. Not fall into line because of this alpha and his stupid scent. Oh how annoying it was that his inner omega howled for Dipper to claim him, how it wanted Dipper for his alpha.
His alpha. That sounded nic- no! No! What was he even thinking? Apparently the twin had been talking about the direction of the project. He only knew because the bell cut the brunette off mid-sentence, quickly the omega shoved his things into his bag and started to walk out the door. He made it into the hallway alone before Dipper was suddenly by his side again panting.
"Hey! Didn't you hear me saying wait up? God, you're fast." Bill didn't like how he wanted to apologize and make it up to the alpha. He didn't like how the praise at his speed made him want to purr.
"Bill? Are you alright?" That voice, laced with concern and worry, stirred more mixed emotions from him. It was meant for him. Directed for him. No one else but him.
"Okay, stop for a second. You've been spacing out all day and scowling. What's wrong?" Dipper stepped in front of him, making him stop. Bill's fists balled at his sides, oh what? Did Dipper think he was gonna let himself be forced into listening to him like the omega he was? Well he was wrong!
Roughly, Bill shoved past him. His inner omega whined and cried in protest, wanting to nuzzle into the alpha and be loved, it wanted all the affection he'd never gotten before. But he ignored it. His anger suddenly making his blood boil and his heart fluttered when he got a whiff of that scent, it peeved him even more. There was a gentle but firm touch to his shoulder, the twin once again trying to keep up with him.
"Seriously, what's up? What's making you so angry?" Came the exasperated response, the care and want to help clear in the brunette's voice. Once again, his breathing faltered at the soft touch and he was leaning his weight into it-
Hell. No.
Hissing, Bill covered the red on his face with expressing his anger, the leaning in framed by him turning sharply on his heel. "Maybe if you would just drop it and leave me alone, I wouldn't nearly be as mad!" He didn't mean the outburst, the hurt on the alpha's face made him regret it. Bill never regretted anything he said, never cared how it impacted other's too heavily. His temper was being steadily lost.
"I'm, I'm sorry Bill, I didn't mean to-"
"Oh! Oh! You didn't mean to? Well, you surely don't mean to do a lot of things! But here we are!" He knew it was unfair to do this, to take his frustrations and fear out on Dipper, but he couldn't help it. He felt bad but he couldn't stop. "God- why can't you just, just! F-Fuck, I-" The omega growled and blinked his eyes clear, forcing the tears away. He wouldn't do this, he never cried over someone, never got so emotional over someone. Never did any of this before, it was all new. Horrifying and powerful and new.
Dipper's face scrunched when he saw the omega shake and spotted the tears that threatened to fall, he felt horrible, he wanted to help and comfort. His throat was dry. Maybe it was getting closer to Bill's heat and that's why he was acting so weird lately. But before he could muster up the courage the blonde was bolting away from him, the crowd and hoard of students swallowing him up.
Bill wasn't in the next class, or the next, or the one after, and he wasn't hiding out in the library or band room. He wasn't in school and that was worrisome, Dipper explained what happened to his sibling. He didn't know what to do or say, he didn't know how to help. He texted Bill, called him countless times and even asked around but no one heard from him and even Mabel's attempts to reach him was proving invalid. Both were extremely concerned. And the way Bill seemed to hold something back, restrain himself didn't go unnoticed by the twin. Ever since that omega expressed interest in him Dipper had never been able to look at anyone else, not that he really wanted to anyway, even if all Bill was looking for was friendship. He heard the rumors, doubted most of them, but if any were true then he wasn't even on the same status that Bill was. He had no experience, all he could be was awkward.
"Anything yet?" Dipper turned to his sister who was staring at her phone screen, after a minute or two passed she groaned.
"No. He isn't answering." Mabel slumped into her chair. The omega was a private guy, really. No one really knew very personal things about him, no one but the gang of his friends that followed him around like a God. Even then, they didn't answer anyone's questions and only ran people off but they seemed to approve of the twins. "Hey, maybe we should stop by his place? Bring some comfort food as a peace offering, have a sleepover, kiss and make-up." She half joked attempting to lighten the mood.
"No offense Mabel, but I doubt he's in that kinda mood." He frowned, chewing on his lower lip as he thought. Actually the food part didn't sound too terribly bad, if there was one thing Dipper knew it was that Bill never turned down food, the guy never got full! And Bill did skip lunch once and took him with on an "Adventure of a Lifetime." He smiled fondly at the memory, Dipper knew exactly what to get the omega! "Mabel I just got the best idea, but I'll have to call you later, love you bye!"
The omega wrapped the sheets around himself tighter, God he was so embarrassed. And still a little upset. He cried over literally nothing and overreacted and probably just ruined whatever it was he and that stupidly attractive twin had. Bill felt his heart pang and his shame rise when he received the text messages and calls, instead shutting his phone off completely rather then answering. His house was big and empty, the blonde lost his family fairly young and never looked back. He yearned for that gentle touch, the soothing scent of pines and musk, the warmth of the alpha. Bill grew tired of being so angry for so long and his anxiety and crying left him utterly drained. He was exhausted emotionally and all he wanted to do was sleep, which wasn't hard for once. When he woke up next it was to soft knocking at his door, he mumbled something too soft and jumbled for anyone to make out or hear in protest. The knocking returned firmer and louder, making him grunt as he stood up, all the warmth trapped inside his blanket leaving. Making him cold, hungry, tired, and irked.
Another harsh round of knocking came and he yelled his upcoming arrival. Bill snorted at how little patience he had left, looking over his outfit of choice. When he left school he had taken to more comfortable clothes- there was nothing more comfortable then going shirtless with pajama pants and shielding oneself away from the world in blankets and pillows. The asshole that interrupted his nap was going to really get it. Walking out of his rather large bedroom and crossing the household the omega unlocked the door and swung it open. One hand was rested on the doorknob while the other was stationed on his hip, before he could even begin his rant the smell of his favorite food hit him making him really look at who was standing in his doorway. Dipper.
Dipper Pines. The alpha of his dreams was standing there, nervous as all hell, for him. With his favorite comfort food in tow and looking increasingly adorable the longer the red creeped into his complexion. Bill didn't miss the way the other's eyes looked him over, suddenly he was self-conscious. Okay sure, maybe he did have one or two or well- more then that amount of inky black and golden tattoos climbing up and down his arms and back, some even ghosting over his chest and abdomen. Shit, shit. What was he suppose to say or do? He never really- how was- Oh God. Could this day be any worse!? As if sensing Bill was about to bolt for it again or yell more, the brunette spoke up, presenting the food in a friendly gesture.
"B-Before you get mad! I just wanted to apologize for pushing you about it, I-I know I shouldn't have and I should've left it alone. It's personal and I crossed a line. I get that, really! But I just wanted to say that I was sorry for offending you and I don't expect you to tell me anything -because you don't have to!!- but I uh, wanted to offer my support." The blonde seemed taken aback. Dipper thought he was gorgeous, hair messy and wild, body toned and bare, sweet flowery and vanilla scent filling his nose, baggy pants barely clinging onto his hips. He forced down his need and want to do something, anything to the beautiful omega in front of him but he knew better. He would never do something like that to Bill. There was a long pause, the blonde finally snapping out of his stupor.
"No, no, you're fine Pinetree. I just- God that was such a dick move of me. You didn't deserve that, I was just stressed about something. Sorry, it's my bad." Bill glanced away suddenly a little more aware of how his insides were melting from the sear sincerity of the gesture, the kindness he didn't deserve or ever want until just now. He-...he needed it. And well, he was too tired and sluggish to really try and force himself into some withdrawal. If this alpha made him happy and went so far for him, then fuck it. He didn't want it before but he wanted it now. And if he passed the chance up by being a complete idiot, he'd really hate himself. So he stepped to the side. "You can come in if you want and just do whatever."
Dipper let a breath go he didn't even know he was holding, nodding and walking into the house. Honestly, he's never been inside Bill's house before, only ever parking in the driveway or glancing at it every now and then when he passed by. It was big and spacious, the interior just as exquisite as the exterior, the golden, darker colored, and similar hues all fit together perfectly and even complimented the owner. The omega closed the door behind them both, guiding them to the kitchen where he sat on a chair by the breakfast bar, the alpha instinctively taking the closest seat next to him. The twin pushed the bag and milkshake towards his friend and watched amused and Bill started digging into it. How could he make eating look so cute?
"We can watch some movies or something in the living room, you can take your pick of which one." The omega suggested while munching on his meal, pointing in the direction and the alpha once again nodded, stalking off to find something interesting. It shouldn't have been a surprise that Bill had a collection of what seemed to be every genre, he picked something he thought they could laugh at together- a romantic movie. They've done it before to irritate and mock Mabel, why not do it now? It seemed like the perfect thing to improve the omega's mood. He always smiled so big and laughed so hard back at the shack. Huh. Bill spent a lot more time at the shack then he did with them here, he wondered why, maybe he got lonely? With a house as big and as empty as this, he could understand if that was the reason. The brunette set up the movie and called for his friend, to which Bill walked in and sat down on the couch, tossing his feet over the armrest and crossing his arms over his chest. The twin joined him, sitting somewhat close to the omega as they both eyed the TV, watching as the movie's beginning was displayed on screen. Dipper was soon entranced by the scenes and characters, dialogue hooking him and soon the world around him faded out. Bill wished he could've been as distracted by the film, Dipper was too eye catching for him to properly focus. Jaw slack, brown eyes swimming bright with different emotions, hair curly and soft. He scooted closer and it went unnoticed. So he did it again. And lightly pressed himself against the alpha, again, it went unnoticed. Making Bill relax and silently purr at the excuse to be close to the male, he was warm and his scent was incredibly calming, a small bit of heaven to the previously stressed omega.
An arm slipped around his waist, a normal action done by Alphas to Omegas, often Mabel had done so to him and Dipper had too. Arguably, some of his beta and alpha friends had also done it too, it wasn't something uncommon. It was to bring comfort, help soothe, a sign of trust and appeasement, friendship or fondness. It wasn't something that should be taken into deep consideration.
It wasn't something that should've made his heart race or his cheeks to dust pink, his inner omega shouldn't purr in delight and howl in want from it. Bill shouldn't be affected by the touch at all. He should've been able to brush it off like usual.
But he couldn't.
The only reason Dipper had noticed how close they were was when his chin had come to rest atop fluffy blonde hair on instinct, a small sniff and he could smell the pleasantly sweet scent. He had a second's panic before the aroma of happiness coming from the boy beside him made his anxieties simmer down, the alpha had to admit, snuggling next to Bill was therapeutic and possibly one of his favorite things. By default, his inner alpha taking control of his body drunk on omega pheromones, raised his hand to tangle in those soft locks. His fingers gently carded through the other's hair, with great care unknotting any knots that he stumbled across, rubbing and massaging the scalp with featherlight strokes. Bill lightly mewled, eyelid drooping shut as his body relaxed into the alpha's arm. Oh how he loved this. Dipper was no longer focused on the film but on the beautiful blonde at his side, he would've never guessed how easy it was to melt the usually fierce omega. He'd never seen it done before, but here Bill was, leaning into his touch and sighing fully content with each and every minute passing by. The brunette found himself yearning to lean down and claim those plump lips as his own, to make moments like these a routine, to test out other things on the strong omega. But Bill never accepted any Alpha, he stood no chance. He was just a friend. Though, he would take what he could get and if this is what Bill wanted and allowed, then Dipper would be just fine with it and if not he'd manage. This was about Bill after all, not his own animalistic desires. Turning his attention back to the movie, he began to point out its flaws or plot holes, earning lazy chuckles or smoothly taunting side comments from Bill.
In the middle of the film is when the girl hungrily pressed her lips against her alpha's, body being pressed against the wall as moans and grunts were forced out of both partners, hair being tugged and bodies explored. Teeth nibbling lips and skin, love being confessed and spilled, it was purely romantic. The blonde found himself envious. He wanted Dipper's lips to smother his own, he wanted Dipper's hands sliding up his body in the same way, wanted his hair tugged, Bill wanted the alpha on top of him, his body pressing perfectly against his own, grunts and curses and love pouring out from each other's mouths. Bill was extremely jealousy of two fictional people, of actors, he found himself ridiculous. But the fire that sparked inside him only grew the longer the scene continued, and he growled. The sound rumbled from his chest and made the gentle hand in his hair pause before resuming, a polite hum sounding from above with the sweetest, most sincere voice Bill's ever heard.
"Are you okay?"
He would've hated how by just playing with his hair the alpha could calm him, that with his warmth and scent his anger would be melted away. But instead the omega decided to relish in it, bath in the comfort and secret pleasure it brought him before he found himself acting upon it, wanting just a bit more. Bill sat up quickly, making the twin purse his lips in question before strong thighs were straddling him and nimble hands were being placed on his shoulders, pressing him lightly back against the couch cushions. It was fluid and fast, but not rough like he expected, the actions were just as kind and soft. Leaving room and space for him to throw the omega off if he truly wanted to. At first, Dipper had been worried he overstepped a boundary and Bill was really going to let him have it but he realized his mistake and soon found that Bill was gazing at him. Searching for any signs of discomfort, for anything akin to anger or hatred or any other negative emotion, he was searching for permission. In all the time he's known the omega he learned soon that Bill hated to be stereotyped for his genes, despised bending over backwards for alphas, basically hated any and everyone who regarded him in that manner or thought they were above him because they were betas or alphas. Bill was more courageous and spontaneous then any omega ever born, most failed to believe he was really an omega, he loved control and power and was quite manipulative. So it was a bit of a puzzle as to why Dipper was suddenly straddled by the blonde, his animal side loving it and ready to take more more more- but he could never force Bill to do anything he didn't want. He cherished Bill more then that, thought of him better. Which is why he found himself asking, concerned for his friend.
"Bill, what're you doing, is this- Do you, are you sure you want to be doing this?"
Instead of an answer he received only a stare, the twin could tell there were conflicting thoughts battering around behind those feminine lashes, golden captivating irises shining as a single thought seemed to win favor and before he could think soft lips were pressing against his. It was light and ghosting, allowing for him to pull away or push the omega off if he saw fit, but he didn't. In fact, the brunette pressed back against those lips with vigor, hand flying to the other's head to assure that this was wanted. Immediately that same fierceness the omega was known for showed, teeth biting at the alpha's lip and hands desperately pulling their bodies closer, tongue darting out to swipe at the twin's lips trying to gain entrance. Of course he was met with access, Dipper could feel the omega's tongue slide into his mouth in time to tangle with his own, a heavy snarl erupting from the alpha's throat and his hands gripped at the other's hips ensuing in a dance for a victor. Naturally Dipper let Bill win, freeing a hand to glide up the omega's back to lightly pull at fluffy blonde hair, he could taste the omega on him and pick up on the intoxicating scent. Dipper made an effort to control himself before things got too wild, tugging the blonde a small ways away as he panted to collect his breath, the satisfied purr from the omega at both the action and the sight made him shiver and fight to not just resume their heated kiss. "Bill, what was all that?"
Said boy only rolled his eye, diving in to reignite their previous activity but was stubbornly met with a hand against his chest, pushing him back. Huffing with an annoyed expression, Bill leaned forwards to press kisses against the jawline of the twin, fingers dancing along the edges of his shirt before ghosting against pale skin. His words were broken apart with his kisses, making the twin's strength and resolve weaken at the distraction which enabled Bill to move his lips lower. "I like you, okay, and you obviously like me too or else you wouldn't be doing this. Now shut it." Then those kisses turned to a tongue sliding up his neck, a pleasant shiver running up his spine and making him have goosebumps.
"B-Bill wait, what happened today? At sc-school then?" The twin had to bite his lower lip to keep from giving into his inner alphas desires, he didn't want Bill to regret this because of some hormones or urges, but with the way the omega's hips were slotting against his was making it difficult.
"Just got worked up is all," The blonde grumbled against heated flesh. "Don't worry about it." And the nibbling resumed full force. In a last ditch effort to save them both from his inner desires, Dipper grabbed Bill by the hips and flipped their positions, laying the omega down on his back with the alpha between his legs. The twin's weight was pressing the blonde's arms where they were between them, momentarily stuck while the brunette sighed looking down at the dissatisfied features of the blonde. Moving forward he pressed a quick kiss to his cheek sweetly.
"You can't get mad, ghost me and Mabs, and then try and feel me up. We should talk about this, set boundaries, and you need to tell me what's up! Not spring this on me all of a sudden." Dipper cooed, resting his forehead against Bill's almost motherly. This time, the alpha saw the way his cheeks turned rosy, it made him smile.
"That was my first kiss," was all the blonde said on the matter. Too stubborn and too prideful to admit he was so troubled by his own feelings for the twin, the film became background noise, long forgotten as they just rested in one another's company. Then it was Dipper's turn to blush bright red.
"W-wha- why give it to me?"
"Because," the omega trailed off. Pouting, eyes brows furrowing as he looked anywhere but those glistening, understanding brown eyes. He was pinned by the alpha, he was letting himself be pinned, he was letting Dipper have control over him. Gathering up his courage and hiding his sudden nerves, Bill stared right into those eyes with his single one. "I want you to be my alpha."
Dipper was shocked to say the least, frozen in his place as he looked down at the blonde in complete surprise. He was ecstatic and overwhelmed but he wasn't sure how to express which emotion, he didn't want to scare Bill or possibly over react and embarrass himself. Taking his weight off from the boy and freeing his arms, he smiled softly. "Okay," Dipper murmured moving in to press another smooch to the corners of the omega's lips. "I'll be your Alpha, I'm your's."
Bill couldn't help the way his heart raced at the words, the blood rushing to his face as he seemed at a loss for what to do next. Before he could even think or respond, the twin was trailing sweet, kindhearted smooches all over his face. Starting from the forehead, then the brigde of his nose to the tip, fanning over his cheeks and down to his throat. The blonde felt the kisses turn to suckles as they neared his pulse point, a stripe was being licked up his neck, scenting him with so much care and adoration that he was positive his heart would burst and he'd melt right through the cushions.
"P-Pinetree," The omega whined. Hands gripping on to the loose navy blue hoodie the twin never left home without, the alpha hummed and nuzzled into the crook of his omega's neck taking a deep whiff and purring at the mixture of scents on him. This time around it was Bill who insinuated the affectionate gesture, rubbing his hands up and down his alpha's arms and over the shoulders, easing whatever tension was hiding there before gliding his fingers into the mop of curly brown hair he grew so fond of. "Stay here for the night. With, with me."
And Dipper happily agreed, chest rumbling with delighted purrs. Pride filled his chest when he would walk into school tomorrow with his omega and just everyone would know who Bill belonged to and who he was loyal to. Bill was his, and he'd make sure to never let his omega get that stressed or close to tears ever again.
#billdip#dipper x bill#bill cipher#human!bill cipher#omegaverse#abo universe#alpha!dipper#omega!bill#gravity falls
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U, V, W, X, Z
U - 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms
1. Keith from Voltron: Legendary Defender. (The fandomās largely agreed on the last name Kogane for him, but Iām pretty committed to the theory that his dad is James Hawkins. Canon hasnāt given him a surname and theyāve been very cagey about his ethnicity/race, even though theyāve given pretty much everyone else one.)
2. Johan Andersen from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX (Heās gayer than the rainbow deck he plays, heās from Norway or Sweden, and Iām very dedicated to the ironic headcanon of him being completely colorblind.)
3. Irene Adler from Sherlock. (Well, technically from the source material, but Iāve enjoyed most other portrayals of her. The first time Iāve ever felt āYas Queenā in my very bones.)
4. Asami Sato from The Legend of Korra. (The girl went through so much shit but never let it drag her down which is honestly goals. Plus she got herself one heck of a happy ending.)
5. Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls. (I greatly enjoy characters who give no fucks whatsoever and have the good grace to be the smartest, most ethically amoral asshole in the room with a twisted sense of humor. Bill was hilarious and I kind of wished weād seen more of him throughout the show.)
V - 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms
1. Klance/Laith. Theyāve got so much chemistry watching their interactions in the show has my gaydar going nuts. (Plus the showrunners have been pretty heavy handed in hinting that this one could end up canon, and while Iām wary of being queerbaited again, youāre not gonna catch that stopping my gay ass.)
2. Ruby/Sapphire (Garnet). Theyāre canon, theyāre lesbians, and theyāre adorable. What more can a girl ask for? I havenāt seen their most recent episode and I want to so badly because I know there are good things going on there.
3. Korrasami. Personally I preferred this ship way back when the show was trying to keep Mako as the main romantic interest. The interactions felt way more natural and once these two became friends they became a really great team. Plus they ended up as canon, even if it was only in like, the last thirty seconds of the series finale, but Iāll take what I can get.
W - 5 favorite ships and 5 kinks you like best for said ships
1. Klance/Laith. Top five kinksā¦uhā¦I really like these two in an A/B/O setting, almost exclusively with Omega!Keith and Alpha!Lance. Praise kink is a big one, too. Size kink, also, for both of them (although maybe for Lance more than for Keith), and also xenophilia. Keithās part alien and thatās something the fandom has loved to work with. And Iām not really sure if it counts as an actual kink, but, like, very sweet, very vanilla, missionary position sex where itās more about making each other feel good than it is about getting off.
2. Creek. Size kink on Craigās part, definitely. Tweekās got a thing for dirty talk, and heās good at it. Soft BDSM would be a good one for these two; nothing much more extreme than tying each other up, but thatās definitely something they like. Tweekās also got a scent kink, and nothing turns him on more than how Craig smells after a good work out. And Craigās got a thing for being ordered around in the bedroom.
3. Korrasami. Body worship. So much of it. Also cunnilingus; Asami strikes me as the type to thoroughly enjoy turning her partner into a quivering, desperate mess. Toys is also one, though Iām not sure if that counts as an actual kink? Maybe some forays into mild BDSM, since Korra seems to be the blitz sort. Edging would probably be a thing for them, too.
4. Style. Kyle gets off on giving orders, Stan gets off on taking orders. Kyle being a size queen is A+ stuff. I think Kyle and Stan would really enjoy edging; Kyle has fun pushing Stan to the brink and dragging him back until heās sobbing for relief and once Kyle finally lets him cum Stan usually has the best orgasms of his life, so it all works out. Also, funny enough, I can see Kyle having a bit of a creampie fetish. Like, he likes having Stan cum in him, especially after edging him for awhile. Stanās probably got a humiliation kink, too.
5. Bunny. Power plays all the way. Fighting for dominance, the whole idea of āYou want my ass? You gotta earn it first.ā Kennyās got a bit of a choking kink. BDSM would definitely be a thing for them. Probably not anything too detailed or involved, since itās kind of hassle, dealing with all that equipment. Role playing would also be a big thing for them. If theyāve got time and arenāt afraid of getting caught, then sweet and gentle will do it for them better than rough and fast.
X - top 5-10 characters who are yoUR PRECIOUS BABIES AND YOU WILL DIE DEFENDING THEM
1. Tweek Tweak (South Park)
2. Kenny McCormick(South Park)
3. Keith (Voltron)
4. Shiro (Voltron)
5. Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)
6. Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)
7. Marco Diaz (Star vs. The Forces of Evil)
8. Prim Everdeen (The Hunger Games)
9. Finnick Odair (The Hunger Games)
10. Bolin (The Legend of Korra)
Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go goĀ (prompts optional but encouraged)
I really love the concept of A/B/O fics, mainly because I love toying with world building and trying to create a world in which this system works and makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint is fun as hell for me. Plus itās a really good way to highlight how shitty sexism is since it involves turning patriarchy around a bit and typically youāve got these male characters (some of whom are pretty badass in the source material) dealing with the levels of bullshit women have been dealing with for millennia. But itās also kind of tricky, since the whole point of A/B/O (in my opinion, at least) is to subvert heteronormative and sexist readings by presenting a feminist perspective through a vehicle Straight White Men might be able to understand. (āWhen men are oppressed, itās a tragedy. When women are oppressed, itās tradition.ā) And some writersā¦just donāt do that. They only focus on the possibility of babies and end up stuffing the Omega into that heteronormative, sexist perception of what it means to be a childbearing member of society.
I love it when the writer builds up a world that has a lot of the problems and issues we see in ours: a long history of bullshit āscienceā that claims women/Omegas are weak or stupid or incapable of anything but being a wife and mother; microaggressions ranging from period/heat jokes to casual threats of rape and sexual violence written off as ājust a jokeā; women/Omegas living by ārape schedulesā whether they know it or not; political issues like equal pay for equal work, abortion, and womenās rights in general. Like, itās not supposed to just be āOh, my favorite gay couple can have babies!ā Granted, thatās definitely a fun part of it, but Iād like to see more of the world building aspects.
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tEn cHaRaCtErS
I was tagged in this meme by the awesomely radĀ @francisthegreatĀ whom Iām lucky to have as my friend :) Also Iām sorry this is so late! I didnāt see you tag me until like yesterday, I had exams this week haha. This was very hard to make because I have a LOT of feelings.
Ten characters from ten fandoms:
This list is going in ascending order, meaning my very favorite faves will be last on the list.
10. Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) First of all on this list is this asshole, gosh I have no idea why but there was a period of time where I absolutely loved Gravity Falls and I shipped with a human form with Dipper mostly because of the amazing art and some pretty complex fics written for the ship. It was a wild ride and honestly thinking about this phase of my life always makes me feel weird, like I liked him purely because I liked reading shippy fics starring him.Ā
9. Pearl (Steven Universe) This one is kinda weird too? Idk man I absolutely love Pearlās design and the way her character is written. Iām not in loop with the SU fandom because ugh itās not a happy place to be but I absolutely love browsing art of her. I love how sheās such a broken character for a kids show! I used to read SU meta and theyād go on and on about how sheās a shit character, an asshole towards Amethyst and toxic. But tbh, I feel like sheās just a complex character that made bad choices at times, sheās trying to get better, sheās trying to cope with the loss of Rose someone she probably loved in more ways than one and how she felt Rose chose Greg over her, and now sheās gone. I mean, she just canāt let go and I think thatās very human.
8. Pitch Black (Rise of the Guardians) Alright but this fandom was the first one Iād ever been in once I started out in tumblr. It was very cool and leaves bittersweet memories tbh, I absolutely adored the art and fics this fandom churned out, I used to ship Pitch and Jack Frost. The thing about Pitch is the fact that the fandom practically merged the movie with the lore from the original Guardians of Childhood the movie is based on. In the book, Pitch has such a tragic backstory, his name was Kozmotis Pitchinier and he was the best general of the Golden Army. After capturing all fearlings, he was designated to guard the prison of their imprisonment , he was haunted by their whispers and pleading and his only solace was his daughter, of whom he kept a photograph of in a locket. But one day, sensing his weakness, the prisoners imitated her voice and hypnotized Kozmotis to believe she was being held inside with them. Frantic, he opened the doors to release her, but was instead possessed by ten thousand Fearlings.
Sorry for the long summary but I just want people to know more abt his backstory haha.
7. Loki (MCU) I didnāt really know about Loki until I watched Thor: The Dark World in the cinema and I was instantly in love despite this movie being the absolutely worst of all the MCU movies, which looking back Iād have to agree. Loki is yet another tragic character whom Iām sure everyone already knows about. I think Loki is a vulnerable character who tries to be good, wants to be good but he just canāt, or he tries and other people just wonāt accept him. Heās a frost giant and those people are considered monsters, how can he not be bitter that heās the very thing haās been indoctrinated to hate and fear. He is a very complex character that the MCU practically does not do enough justice mostly because heās portrayed as a villain in the movies. But I wouldnāt consider him a villain, more like an antihero, nobody trusts him and he doesnāt think anybody can love him either. Iāve only read a bit of his comics and I gotta say Loki deserves so much more than what he gets.
6. Dr Strange (MCU) (Iām breaking the one character per fandom rule idc) I know a shit ton of people absolutely HATE Dr Strange, and for a variety of reasons too. They hate him because Benedict Cumberbatch plays him and hating on BC is practically the new edgy on tumblr. People think Dr Strange should have been played by an american asian and all that yada plus the ancient one being whitewashed. While I agree some aspects of Dr Strange is problematic, I think people need to give it more credit, at least watch it for the cool effects that the stupidly huge amount of people worked on. Also as an asian, I can guarantee you most people outside of America doesnāt give two shits about these controversies and movies should be a source of pleasure instead of thinking about all the negative shit only. Dr Strange deserves so much more, heās an interesting and while he does share some qualities with Tony Stark, heās his own character with his own issues. Plus his comics are very fun to read, come on, magic in the Marvel is such an awesome concept. Fuck you haters, I just wanna have a good time with the magic man.
5. Sherlcok Holmes (BBC Sherlock) This is also one of my earliest fandoms on tumblr. Sherlock season 4 absolutely ruined it with all the queer baiting and the shitty plot. But Sherlock had always left bittersweet memories for me too. Mostly because of the absolutely amazing and complex fics written for it, I will never understand how fic authors do it but Sherlock fics were amazing and I would gladly choose these fics over canon any time.Ā
4. Asuka Langley Soryuu (Neon Genesis Evangelion) I have so many feelings about this bitch right here, honestly one of the most relate-able characters for me. Asuka is a very human character, sheās very proud and has emotional issues. She was considered the best of the best and was trained to be an Eva pilot since she was four because sheās a child genius. However she has a tragic backstory, her mother underwent some tests and became insane, believing that Asuka's doll was her daughter and refusing to acknowledge the real Asuka, referring to her as "that girl over there." She eventually commits suicide by hanging herself; Asuka found her body when she went to tell her the good news that she had been chosen to become an Eva pilot. She couldnāt let go that Shinji the main character was starting to become a better pilot than her despite training for months only. She suppresses a lot of her emotions and had unhealthy ways of coping. I just want her to be happy.
3. Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood) Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood is what I would consider the holy grail of anime tbh. Edward is just about the most selfless person out there in the fictional world of anime. I love the fact that Ed and Al started their journey off with mildly selfish reasons that is to return their body parts whom they lost to in a deal with Truth to bring back their mom which ultimately failed. In the end, Edward is willing to lose his alchemy, the very things that defines him, that started this whole mess, that is the source of his joy and misery for the sake of gaining his brotherās body back instead of selfishly using the Philosopherās stone thatās made using human souls. I just want this shorty to be happy and Iām glad he is with that satisfying end.
2. Hitsugaya Toshiro (Bleach) The reason this guy is ranked so high in my list is mostly because, heās been there for me since I was a smol kid, Iāve had a crush on him ever since I was 10 and I could never let go. Heās the one fictional character whom I still fallback to every time things stagnant, I love reading fics about him, heās just so cool! Heās a child genius with a sword that can shoot ice dragons. Plus heās always written in such a complex way in fics, Kubo missed his fucking chance by not expanding more about his character in the manga, but clearly Kubo is incompetent when it comes to plot so whatever I guess.
1. Kylo Ren (Star Wars) The Star Wars fandom or specifically the Kylux subfandom is probably the happiest plave Iāve ever been in since forever. Itās the first time Iāve ever talked to anyone at all online, I only lurked around in other fandoms but Star Wars made me able to brave the fandom and talk to people in it, Iāve met so many amazing people and read amazing fics in it, itās mostly due to the KRB discord chat that Iām still going strong with this fandom. I absolutely love Kylo Ren and can he please crush me between his thighs. The thing that attracted me to him besides his unconventionally attractive appearance is his emotional vulnerability. Kylo has been neglected by Leia and Han as a kid and sent away to jedi school with Luke, heās been manipulated by Snoke as a kid and Leia and Han just donāt think they can take care of him properly, theyāre afraid of him and always too busy with their work, Kylo wasnāt planned, the way their relationship worked just wasnāt ideal for child rearing, Kylo was left alone with Luke, unable to understand why his parents donāt want him anymore, how he was too emotional for the jedi way. While what Kylo did was not justifiable with all that murdering, itās not a stretch to say that he was very mush a victim of circumstances too. I related to Kylo a lot as Iād been sort of neglected as a child too, both my parents were always busy with work and I only saw them during mealtimes and before bed.
Sorry for the long post yaāll! I have so many emotions about fictional characters haha.
Iāll be tagging @magicandmalice , @omega-hux, @tezzypants, @darktenshi17, @comraderevelin, @kylocatastrophe, @dargason-under-the-fantasia, @oblioknowlton, @evilblubber, @plasticpill andĀ @glass-oceans that is if yaāll want to, I had fun and went super overboard.
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āļøāļøāļø Ā 300 Follower Giveaway Ā āļøāļøāļø
I canāt believe this blog is going to be a YEAR old in a month. I know I dropped off the face of earth for a few months but Iām back and plan to stay back. A lot of my old partners arenāt here anymore BUT I have met so many wonderful people in the last week since I have returned. This is a little thank you/half assed promo post for those special people that I particularly enjoy writing with and that Bill is absolutely nuts for.Ā Not to mention a little giveaway, too~!
āļøāļøāļø FOLLOW FOREVERĀ āļøāļøāļø
āļøāļøāļø THE PINES FAMILYĀ āļøāļøāļø
@pinetrce - Holy heckaroni. I LOVE your Dipper so much. I love the thread we have going on for the Weāll Meet Again AU/verse/whatever. Bill and Dipās interactions make me laugh so much and I always enjoy seeing you on my dash ALL THE TIME and I await each and every reply from you! Quality!
@theglitterytwin - YOU HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR SO LONG OF THIS BLOGāS LIFE AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. You are such a positive person and I love your portrayal of Mabel beyond reason. Sheās so bubbly and happy and itās addictive. I love every thread we do because it flows so well with our muses.
@bannedinmoststatesĀ - This Stan. This Stan right here. We need to do more threads together but I already super adore your Stan.Ā āStanielā and Bill fighting? Give me more of that! Punch him in his stupid eyeball! Also I am a Big Fan of your Mabel cosplay. A+++ stuff, my friend.Ā
@sufordtive - Let me tell you about this Ford right now. Itās been TWO fucking days since we met and I messaged them on a whim. It was such a great decision because talk about immediately clicking. Headcanons and memes galore! I cannot WAIT to do a serious thread with you because DAYUM. Even with our crack/Dicksword conversations, I LOVE your Ford soooooo much. Bill, too.
@bolotiesandjournalsĀ - The sassiest Dipper ever. I know we have yet to do the werewolf AU/where Bill and Dipper share a body but... I love talking to you on Discord so much. You are super amazing and Bill is already So Attached to your boyo. The hijinks they would get into in both of these situations is hilarious and I think about this a lot. Thank you for messaging me out of the blue. Friendship made.Ā
āļøāļøāļø DEVOTED WORSHIPPERS āļøāļøāļø
@wxll-cxpherĀ - This is Billās demon bf. They have a beautiful baby triangle daughter named Lilith Guacamole and the mun is absolutely wonderful. I have been sending her snapchat doodles of Bill doing silly things over the year and she replies with Will drawings and it always cheers me up. Also our URLs match. Weāre fuckinā twins, okay?
@useless-stereotype - I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE PAZ. I swear to God, Paz is the cutest angel I have ever seen and the way you write is beautiful. I have seen threads where sheās an energetic ball of love and others where sheās super murderous and loyal. Which is awesome and I love seeing that in a character. Billās on and off girlfriend ( mostly on ) and he loves her deep down. He just doesnāt show it because heās a fucking triangle. <3
@bezazzled - I know weāve been out of touch for a while but hell. You are a Mabel that makes me laugh so hard and every interaction we have puts a big grin on my face. My new favorites areĀ āI canāt believe Bill sent a nude to Fordā andĀ āGreat Aunt Bill Cipherā. Keep being you and never change. To more RPs in the future!
@flannelandchill - I know you havenāt been active for some time but hey, I wanted to mention you here, too. I LOVE your Wendy. Sheās so chill and she is Wine Momās favorite kiddo. I will always remember the thread where Bill takes over and texts herĀ ādatesā with ridiculously violent and insulting things. That was the best ever.Ā
āļøāļøāļø HONORABLE MENTIONSĀ āļøāļøāļø
@ted-audrey-blogĀ - No offense but Bill hates Ted. Me on the other hand... I love that you always send me asks to answer! Itās a lot of fun and it makes me very happy that I can deliver quality that makes you keep coming back.Ā
@wxrstliinkā - I havenāt really interacted much with you but damn. The sass-off with Bill and Pacifica had me in tears. I hope we can do more threads in the future! Thank you for giving me a chance!
I am sure Iām missing people but those are the ones that REALLY stand out. Itās such a short list ( and Iām sorry ) but please know that I appreciate the hell out of everyone. Thank you, thank you, thank you for sticking with me all this time.
āļøāļøāļø GIVEAWAYĀ āļøāļøāļø
Okay, okay.Ā Iām a poor as fuck girl with two jobs and some passable artistic talent. One ( 1 ) reblog and youāll be put into a list that will be randomly generated with random.org for a prize. This time there will be three winners and the prizes are the following:
First place winner: A fully colored/shaded/highlighted drawing of your choice! If you have an OC you want me to draw, provide references.
Second place winner: A flat colored drawing! Same thing applies with OCs.
Third place winner: An uncolored drawing. Same as above for OCs.
Iāll be deciding the winners on Tuesday! Good luck and thank you!Ā
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In-Depth Character Roleplay With Relationships!
Hey there! You can call me Kale, and I am a 17 years old and living in MST (Mountain Standard Time), looking for some literate, in-depth roleplay. Before anything else, I am a minor. I refuse to roleplay smut, I donāt want anyone to get in trouble.Ā
Iāve been roleplaying for about six years now on websites varying from omegle, to tumblr, to other websites. My preferred genres are romance, horror, and slice-of-life. I really love it when characters form relationships, so thatās what Iām mainly looking for when I roleplay!Ā
I am looking for mainly fandom roleplay, but I might be persuaded into original roleplay depending on the plotline. Iām a sucker for historical fiction and romance, so run your ideas by me and we can see where it leads! Fandom wise, I will warn you, fandom roleplay is mostly canon and original character interaction. However, I am fully willing to play as up to three canon characters, as well as my original character if you do the same! Needless to say, Iād be more than happy to do that canon and oc love triangle plot youāve been itching to play.
I will list my main fandoms, as well as Ā any ideas I have for those fandoms, as well as my preferences and credentials!Ā
Main Fandoms:
love interest/who i would like to play against
who i will/can/love toĀ rp as
* (acceptable)
** (please)
*** (craving)
****(kill me now, iāll do whatever)
****Undertale [Ā SansĀ /Ā PayrusĀ / Frisk /Ā UndyneĀ / Asriel /Ā Flowey]****
I just hopped onto the bandwagon of Undertale, so Iām extremely eager to roleplay almost anything! I would love to explore alternate time-lines, or exploring the humans who fell previously. Iād also love a roleplay about the monsters on the surface! Ā My favorite ideas at the moment, however, would have to be either a modern slice-of-life with our original characters interacting with the monsters on the surface, or a 1920ās speakeasy inspired slice-of-life. Monster mob versus human mob, anyone? Or they could just work at a speakeasy, both are lovely!Ā
I have a specific oc for Undertale who is a monster, but I also have a few humans that would work as well.
**Gravity Falls [Bill Cipher/ Mabel / Dipper]**
If we are going to be roleplaying Gravity Falls, Iām mainly looking for a darker setting! For example, I would love an roleplay where Bill has taken over, or other demons have gotten involved. Gravity Falls would be a messed up place, because something happened to it. Iām open to other sorts of roleplay for this fandom though!Ā
Currently, this is the main plot Iād like to roleplay for this fandom: Dipper and Mabel have found themselves back in Gravity Falls on their 18th birthday. Finally free to return to the small town, they discover that a lot of things have changed. Not only are their more residents, but they all seem to have some sort of secrets about them. Not to mention, another pair of twins have moved in, and one of the two seems strikingly familiarā¦
**Doctor Who: [RoseĀ /Ā Any Doctor]**
Doctor Who is the fandom that I have the most experience roleplaying in. I am looking for something a little different in this fandom however, rather than the typical pick up a companion and fly.
For this fandom, Iād like to go with this idea: The Doctor has found himself stuck in a timeline where he must go under-cover. He has all of his memories, but in order to achieve his goal, he must go under-cover. One of his co-workers in this time seems to dislike him, but one day they end up saving his life. Now, The Doctor finds himself running into this person wherever they go, and eventually decides that something in the time-space continuum is trying to tell them something.
**Marvel (Not just cinematic, comics as well): [Ā liTERALLY ALMOST EVERYONEĀ ]**
Yay! Superheros! I really do mean it when I say I can play pretty much everyone in this universe. I connect with a lot of the characters. For Marvel, I love doing mission roleplays where the characters are on a mission together, and get character bonding experience.
A prompt idea for this one is the following: Enter cliche S.H.E.I.L.D intern. Enter cliche Villain/Hero. Suddenly, the two of them have gotten themselves stuck together in a hostage situation, helpless to do anything but talk to the other.Ā
***Jessica Jones:*** Ā As a sub-interest, Iāve just finished Jessica Jones and I would adore a roleplay based in this universe. I would also love to roleplay with Kilgrave or Jessica. For this, Iād be looking for something where we could really look at the characters. For Jessica, it could be someone else who has dealt with Kilgrave or something similar, coming to Jessica for help on a case. For Kilgrave, Iād want to play around with the idea of him laying low and having to try and blend in. Maybe Jessica didnāt kill him after all? He canāt use his powers and just has to deal with us normal people.
****DC (Not just cinematic, comics as well) : [Ā liTERALLY EVERYONEĀ .]****
For DC, Iām mostly interested in the Batman universe. Iām also willing to dabble in Teen Titans, but mostly Batman. For this one, Iād want to either plot out a villains-sentric roleplay, or a slice-of-life in Gotham City. After all, that would be one interesting life. I will say that I specialize in all things Harley Quinn, so Iām more than happy to take her on! Ā
For DC, Iād like to play college students trying to survive in the city long enough to graduate and then get the hell out. Another idea is two villains (or more) making deals with each other for their schemes, and how it affects their work and other relationships. I have more in depth ideas for this one depending on the characters, so feel free to ask me about it!
****Death Note: [Ā MelloĀ /Ā LightĀ /Ā LĀ /Ā NearĀ /Ā MikamiĀ /Ā Takada/ Matt ]****
I know a lot about Death Note. Any plot will work with me for this fandom, I love it to death. Justā¦be careful. Iām hyper-aware of canon for this one, so unless we specifically do an AU, Ā Iāll be a stickler.
However, I LOVE this fandom. I will problem accept ANY IDEA YOU HAVE. Throw them at me. Bathe me in them. BATHE ME IN DEATH NOTE ROLEPLAYS.
***Creepypasta: [Ā JeffĀ / Laughing Jack / Jane / Slenderman/Ā Eyeless JackĀ ] ***
OH BOY CREEPYPASTA. IIf you want romance, both characters HAVE to be fucked up and realistic. I will only roleplay this if you have good Ocās, and are willing to write some really nasty stuff. Also, Iām going to include Marble Hornets in this category, despite them being separate universes. I feel the same way about Marble Hornets. I love it, but itās going to be dark and horrifying if we roleplay it.
My favorite idea for Creepypasta roleplay is as follows: These murders exist in the real world, and boy are they nasty. They have types of glamours to disguise them while in the real world, but once business calls, they forget any shred of humanity theyāve learned in the human world. Slenderman and his proxies run the Creepypasta realm like a mafia, killing and negotiating with other high-up socialites.Ā
*Danganronpa: [Ā Komeada / NaegiĀ /Ā Celes / Togami / Twogami / SoniaĀ ]*
Iāve never actually roleplayed Danganronpa before, but god damn am I willing. My main idea for this one is as cliche as it gets. We take some of the main characters, and replace them with ours! Boom! Done!
*Black Butler: [Ā CielĀ / AloisĀ /Ā Sebastian / UndertakerĀ ]*
Similar to Creepypasta, but not to the extent. Darker themes, and good OCās make me willing to roleplay.Ā
In terms of quality vs quantity, I prefer paragraph roleplay with literate grammar. I donāt consider myself to be too picky about it, but Iād prefer proper capitalization and punctuation at the very least? I prefer at least 1+ paragraph in response, just so I have enough to work with!
I prefer to roleplay over email and (sometimes) skype, but I donāt really mind where you contact me. We can discuss where we can roleplay, and what we will roleplay from there!
I have a couple rules when I come to roleplaying, but not many.
1. NO SMUT.Ā
2. No graphic descriptions of r*pe.
3. Please be respectful of me and my characters.
4. Godmodding to a certain extent. Turning my characters head is fine, anything more than that makes me uneasy. You can contact me here:
email: [email protected]
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Goodbye! Happy roleplaying!
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