#and its the director's cut!!

[that-fannerd-with-the-glasses]

Guys. Guys.

Guys.

So I went to Goodwill today, decided to browse the DVDs as one does and--

Look. What I found.

Do I own any of the other movies right now? No. But was I about to walk away willingly and let someone else snatch it up? Hell no, it was coming home with me the minute I saw it, it's mine now.

[crimescrimson]

The Live-Action Opening to Resident Evil: Directors Cut (1997)

[hurrakka]

Damnation alt ending where JD lives and does a 5 hour America tour vlog and hes having the time of his life getting shitfaced at didneyworl also Leon and Sasha share a room and *inhales*

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Japanese Grand Prix - Sebastian Vettel

[i-like-books-and-women]

Jon stress bakes. That's it thats the post.

[holoratives]

drew circuit breaker ^_^ i really like his design so i wanted to draw him ,, except its like 5 am

[im-not-a-pleeb]

I'M BEGGING YOU WATCH THE ORIGNAL EPISODES OF STAR TREK RIGHT NOW ‼️‼️‼️

And I don't mean TOS remastered, I mean the original TOS episodes as they first aired. If you can find a way to watch them, DO IT. (personally, I ordered the Blu-ray box set on amazon because they have the option to watch with original or remastered effects.)

So far I've only seen one episode - Mudds Women - because I've started re-watching the series, and I was on that episode when the set arrived. But let me tell you- BABES, I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS SERIES ALL OVER AGAIN

First off, that episode is pretty notorious for being sexist and very human trafficky. So I was incredibly surprised to find out that the orignal cut was so so feminist!!!

I was expecting the og to be the same story and everything, just with more dated quality, but in actuality, it's a slightly altered story which feels more complete. There is a ton of dialogue in the og episode that was cut in the remaster, as well as having different angles and some scenes.

So anyways, here are some things I noted while watching it:

JIM IS SOOOO BABYGIRL ITS CRAZY

It's substantially fruitier ngl

Kirk says jackass 🗣

Much more feminist

Honestly the og is a lot funnier

The girls powers do NOT work on Jim hardly at all lmao. Bisexual moment ✨️ 😳

So feminist

Yall were robbed of bones saying "bLeEp!"

Jim is 100% not a womanizer

Urhura has a lot more screentime 🫶

EVIE IS A FEMINIST ICON

[incorrectsvlegends]

Miraidon: I have a problem.

Chien-Pao: Kill it!

Miraidon: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

[seadem-on]

Tuco’s Adventures issue n.354 Tuco and The Man With No Name go to Pound Town

[stimpry]

hey new follower. You should check out equitav. Pretty awesome pairing. Bye

i dont like equitav sorry

thanks for the 'ask' though equitav is still valid or wtvr just not for me rant in tags if you care enough to read my verbal detritus

[estellaestella]

The only bright spot in MAESTRO is Carrey Mulligan. Cooper's LB is all surface, no substance. Matt Bomer does more in his 5 minutes of screentime than Cooper does in the whole movie.

The movie covers smth like 50 years of Leonard Bernstein's life and even though it namechecks a lot of his achievements, i didnt get a sense of the person at all. Its more infodump than entertainment. There's some lovely camerawork in the b/w part of the movie (first 30 minutes?) but that's about it. Kinda sad that Bradley Cooper cdnt deliver another beautiful musical film like A STAR IS BORN. His instincts were so much better there. This felt like a mess. A powerpoint presentation of a movie.

[chronolxtry]

i should replay jazzpunk...

[crimescrimson]

James Sunderland in Silent Hill 2 compared to Silent Hill 2 Remake

Silent Hill 2 (2001) | Silent Hill 2 (2023) [1 2 3]

[huhyuhbah]

if gmm learn ANYTHING from fb's peaceful property ep, it's that given a beautiful script and awesome director, they could create one heck of a series. i would love to see p'dome work with fb again for sure.

[skitskatdacat63]

Boy King AU | Vettonso + Martian | 1.3k

There's something about putting the future emperor of the Holy Realm on his knees like this. About how easily he goes, how willingly, how obediently. What would his adoring public think if they could see him now. If they saw their beloved king pressed down like this, in the cramped space between Fernando's legs. When they realized their little boy king took it like he was a little concubine instead. 

Fernando's bitterness is lifted away in moments like these, like taking off a heavy cloak on a winter's day. It was hard to feel humiliated about his own situation when watching Sebastian debase himself like this. 

He always gives himself up so easily. When Fernando threaded his fingers through his thick curls. When he pulled them, and then when he pressed his face down further down into the vee of his legs.  Sebastian rubbed his cheek into the coarse fabric of Fernando's breeches and blinked up at him. Fernando had to smother an embarrassing sound; he was just like a little cat!

Sebastian quirked his lips up into an odd little smile and slightly rose up on his knees, "What's funny?" Fernando swallowed lightly and schooled his face back into being impassive, "Nothing. As you were." Sebastian simply smirked at him and let himself be pushed back down by the fist clenched in his hair. 

Fernando scoffed internally, there was only so much pleasure in putting the other man in his place when he instead acted like this, this degrading action, was his birthright. He took to ruling and indulging in carnal pleasures as if they were of equal gravity. To be privileged to hold such high station and also let himself be taken apart like this…Fernando felt embarrassed for him.

He is dragged away from his musings when Sebastian moved to settle his hands in Fernando's lap, clutching his hips over the fabric and slightly squeezing; Fernando fought against the urge to shiver. Sebastian pushed up the skirt of Fernando's waistcoat and smoothed his hands over the opening flap of his breeches.

His eyes darted up at Fernando again, a daft smile on his face. Fernando scowled at him, "What?" Seb's grin sharpened, "You could stand to be a little more gracious. This is your future emperor, and future husband might I add, kneeling for you on this dirty, depraved, derelict- ah–" Fernando tugged on his hair again and hissed, "Well then, why don't you show me how eager you are to perform your marital duties?" 

Seb licked his lips, completely unconcerned by Fernando's annoyance, and unbuttoned one side of the closure to Fernando's breeches and moved to open the other–

The door to the carriage flew open, arrival announcement dying on a wheezing breath as the servant took in the image the two kings made. One splayed across the seat, exuding power, the other kneeled, debauched, between the former's legs. 

One would be hard pressed to determine which was higher on the totem of power and titles. 

There was something gratifying about this to Fernando, about being caught. He had been humiliated enough throughout the entire courtship, what was one more thing? And, certainly, what was one more thing if he could drag Sebastian down into the dirt with him. 

"Oh Mark, don't act so abashed! It's nothing you haven't seen before, in fact, we have been in this very position not even a fortnight ago!"

Oh. Yes. That. 

It was hard to be completely pleased when he remembered how Sebastian had already spent years prior to their engagement sampling the palace's ample selection of fellow high-born men. And how all those men seemed to be completely and utterly wrapped around his little finger.

Fernando released his hand from Sebastian's hair as if it had burned him. He did not understand why he felt ashamed with Mark looking in on them like this. Fernando was the one marrying Sebastian, not Mark; Mark was just a lowly courtier who had the esteemed duty of spending practically every waking hour with the brat…something he himself was decidedly not looking forward to. 

Sebastian stayed kneeling, staring impassively up at Mark, still fiddling with the clasp on Fernando's breeches. Fernando gritted his teeth and looked up from where he was watching Sebastian's clever little hands; Mark stared back at him placidly. 

Mark's indifference made the entire situation worse. Fernando now felt as if he was not doing anything unique, not doing anything particularly new. How many other men had Mark caught Seb with in this exact position? Fernando felt like he was just another plaything of the boy king, soon to be boy emperor, except his position was forever, permanent. He was the "Kept King", the king who only kept his throne due to the whims of a boy who doesn't even understand what power is.

Mark coughed, "Well," he says, "Your Majesty, I do believe you have a meeting to attend." Seb pouted at him and whined, "We were just getting to the main course," but still braced himself on Fernando's thighs and got up off the carriage floor. 

Seb pranced down the steps Mark had placed next to the carriage, miming tripping sown the stairs, snickering when his action made Mark reflexively reach out to grab him, and then playfully skipped off the final step. 

Fernando couldn't help but stare as Mark made the weirdest grimace in response, and he inexplicably felt all his mortification seep away from him. Huh. Maybe Mark is-

Seb then turned around and frowned at him, seemingly disappointed, but his eyes are deceivingly sharp, "Fernando, I regret to inform you that I have other duties I must attend to, you will simply have to wait." He then grinned up at Mark next to him and giggled as the other man stiffened when Sebastian looped both of his arms through Mark's. 

He leaned all his weight on the other man, Mark not so much as shifting his weight, "Oh Mark, won't you carry me back to the palace? I'm so very tired after all the horse riding," Seb looked up at him imploringly.

Fernando observed as Mark rolled his eyes and shrugged off the man, though notably not pulling his arm from Seb's grasp, and he got the distinct feeling that this exact scene had been played out countless times before. 

Fernando clenched his jaw as he watched Seb turn and saunter off, Mark trotting alongside him like a loyal dog. Fernando was supposed to be the unaffected one in this partnership, the unflustered one, the unconcerned one. And yet here he stood, in broad daylight, in a foreign kingdom, on the steps of a carriage with his breeches half unbuttoned and his cravat in disarray. 

He heard a cough from beside him, jolted and looked to the side. Sebastian's loyal Horse Master stood there, lounging against the side of the carriage. Fernando had forgotten who had even been driving the carriage in the first place. After Seb has let himself be pushed down, his hair still windswept from their ride together, everything else seemed to fade away. His thoughts were reduced only to how he could mess up the younger man's hair further. 

Jenson grinned at him wolfishly, and casually crossed his legs,  "First time?" he inquired. Fernando glared at him. The other man laughed openly at him, "What? He's a busy man with big prospects. You're not his majesty's only conquest, you know. Now your throne on the other hand…"

Fernando seethed, it was one thing to be humiliated by the future emperor, but to be patronized by the king's horse boy? No. It would simply not do. He closed his eyes in annoyance, pinched the bridge of his nose, exhaled, and prepared a speech about how he was not about to be talked down to by a man who didn't even have a throne to speak of! 

But when he opened his eyes again and opened his mouth to begin his tirade, Jenson was already wandering away to tend to the horses. Dios mío, Fernando was not mentally prepared to spend the rest of his life with all of these impertinent morons. 

[chippuyon]

woo about to start Kazuki Story!!!! If you haven’t seen my project check it out on my twitter, scroll to the first post with your eyes closed for the best experience ^__^