#and its straw that breaks the camel's back
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killjoy-prince · 2 months ago
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Ok two things. One, I'm sure they meant best friend when they wrote 'bf' but I keep seeing it as boyfriend. Two, the profiles can only be seen by people who have the RFA Chat App. Which is a private app. That Seven made. The guy who wrote this status. Your bf isnt gonna see it he's not part of the RFA
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formosusiniquis · 1 year ago
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bela lugosi's dead
written for the @steddiemicrofic prompt: suck | wc: 480 | T | cw: none | tags: vampire!Steve
Like every good freak worth the nickname, Eddie made a habit of reading Dracula every Halloween. 
The first read led to closeted daydreaming about getting abducted by a handsome vampire. Letting himself poke at desires he hadn’t been ready to commit to. With age his fantasies and aesthetics matured, until he was the bloodsucking creature of the night stealing pretty boys away to give in to their secret temptations. So, if he's honest, he’s having a hard time dealing with life and the lemons it’s juggling off to the side of him.
“It isn't fair.”
“Hmm,” Steve, with his red puffer vest and his coordinating Nikes, sat across from him at some point in full view of Eddie’s misery over his annotated copy of Dracula.
“There's an aesthetic you're failing to appreciate and it isn't fair that you-”
“Are we going to do this every time?” He asks around the straw in his mouth, poked into a blood bag labeled ‘Robin:)’ like he’s sipping from a juice box.
“Until you stop dressing like a JCPenney catalog model, or vampires become lame, yeah we probably are, Harrington.”
“Fine,” he sighs, having the decency to pull the blood bag away from his face, “I'm sorry that you had to have five blood transfusions and basically have new, non-vampire blood. No one has ever suffered the way you, Eddie Munson, have.”
“You're being sarcastic, but I have suffered so apology accepted, Stevie.”
“Now you.” Steve prompts, gesturing with the bag in his hands.
“Now me what?”
Steve sits up, a languid move that makes Eddie’s prey brain sit up at attention and his horny boy brain poke its head up too. “Say I'm sorry, Steve, that you had to save the world for the fourth time so a bunch of freaky bat venom metastasized-”
“You absolutely stole that word from Henderson,” breathless, the jab doesn’t carry the weight it could.
“-in your bloodstream and combined with the remains of the experimental Soviet drugs and now," He crawls closer, "you can't eat garlic anymore.”
“That's the hang up for you? Not the blood drinking?”
“I'm Italian, I can’t eat anything anymore. Sure I can supplement the blood with raw meat, but what’s the point if everything is poorly seasoned.” Blood bag all but forgotten in the arm chair, he has Eddie pinned in place looming overtop of him, talking shit about what he’ll never be able to eat again.
The white collar of Steve’s t-shirt is visible beneath the color-block vest, even that isn’t enough to stop his brain from screaming predator on repeat. Supernaturally strong, it doesn’t take more than a hand on the shoulder to push Eddie down horizontal on the couch. He has to feel Eddie’s heart beat, the way it pounds in his chest as Steve noses up the collarbone to his neck. “Really does suck for me, huh baby?”
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oh the tumblr news is….. actually bumming me out real bad
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piscesprncesa · 24 days ago
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welp . due to "unforeseen" circumstances, imma have to leave my toxic ass household :D
#like lolllll who is surprised#i just didn't think i'd potentially have lesser of a relationship w my sibling bc of it#but it is what it is#idk what it is about male-centered women standing behind their man when they're manipulative violent assholes#but again - how can i really blame a victim like i get it ig ur in a hostage situation yourself babe#anyways. idk where my dad got this bat from but i got it in my room just in case someone wants to put their hands on me again#mind you - my situation is literally so easily solvable but bc these ppl are stubborn ...#like. the entitlement is crazy idk#like u want me to be down in the basement with YOUR kids that u neglect and don't even watch#and get mad when i set ground rules for them to follow? which is cleaning up after themselves???? oh brother#like you would think you'd wanna be down here to monitor ur kids but nooooo#they literally want the room upstairs and it was *decided* before we moved in (i didnt even have a chance jdksks)#and they want it bc they want to be far away from their own kids as possible.... like yalls actions are shitty.#imagine if i did ts to them where I have kids - I have them near you - and I DO NOTHING to parent them . thats a frustrating situation for#anybody i feel like ??#and before we moved - i DID have the upstairs like woopty doo ig nicer ofc and they were STEADYYYY trying to get me out of that room#(mind you - i have lived there since i was 12/13 and they came wayyy after)#like ... r u kidding me lolololol u want authority so bad over a basement ur not even in anymore#like mind u im not trying to overstep and be their parent ? ik im not . im just their auntie#its just so wilddddd to me they dont see how silly this is?#like maybe im wrong ? but having ur kids stay downstairs when ur upstairs was already off to me. like bffr u want them kids out your face#and u tryna pass them off to me and it's not subtle. but then get mad when i say smth abt behavior OH BROTHERRRRR#but anyways. the straw that broke the camels back was the fact this ngga spit on me. AND then put his hands on me. like omg???#i wanna break his shit so bad w this bat but chile....that is not productive and that is not me#but the rage i have omgggg. i wanna cus its like?? fuck you. ur literally an ABUSERRR idgaf about ur feelings btch.#chatter
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bobcat-pie · 2 years ago
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ok Sir Wearing-a-neck-tie-like-a-bow
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jesterwaves · 4 months ago
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i tell myself every morning that im going to get through this without catching covid but my mom just told me my sister (the sole person who has yet to catch it in this house) is getting symptoms now T_T *walter white dying dot gif*
but im the only one with the 2023-24 booster so lets up that hope my immune system is buffed up >_>
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imma-lil-sunshy · 1 year ago
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I've been forgetting like regular everyday words and stopping mid sentence a lot lately. ... googling if I should be concerned
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badnikbreaker · 2 years ago
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broke: 'surge redemption arc where sonic gets thru to surge and redeems her’ woke: ‘arc where SURGE gets thru 2 SONIC and makes him worse and he abandons his morals because she’s right, if his brand of mercy resulted in her abuse, those values were wrong and together they turn into the scariest ‘heroes’ you’ve ever seen’
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unclefungusthegoat · 1 year ago
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Well, it happened. I held out for four hours in pain and feeling sick and my temperature going wild, in the horrendous chaos that is Barbenheimer... but the final straw was a customer being rude to me while I was trying to deal with 100 other customers. I burst into tears on shift and my manager found me sobbing behind the bar. I'm now going home 5 1/2 hours early and I'm going back to bed.
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agayconcept · 2 years ago
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finalexpenses · 3 months ago
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a-queer-sub-baby-2 · 5 months ago
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dreamingofstarslight · 6 months ago
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Someone ate my last ice cream sandwich :(
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marsbotz · 9 months ago
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noticed ppl saying “my thirteenth reason” in place of like “my final straw”. thats kinda funny to me
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oysterie · 1 year ago
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last few days been bouncing between time of my life and hating everything augh
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catherinerabbit · 1 year ago
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i think i should get paid extra for emotional damages
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