#and it's the thought that counts

[ianthedebonair]

Do you know what is also canonical? Ortega thinks that Sidestep uses too many Layers. But he doesn't complain (only when you crash the car as Sidestep and he has to cut off your clothes to do first aid/use his hands as a defibrillator. and seeing the regenes tattoos)

but before that, it's just something he realizes step do... and he keeps it to himself.

but what do you think he thought when they went to the apartment date, and at the time step suggested doing a handjob with the “clothes on” and there was this layer underneath? probably marking everything skin-tight…

OR betta, What did Ortega think when he was kissing Damien in that dark gallery and he slowly managed to put his fingers under the tight fabric?

Did Damian let Ricardo delight his fingers in his back there for a while or did he freeze?

Jokes on Ortega because Damien's a loser and he would have kept rotting in secret crush hell if it weren't for his accidental confession after the crash 🤡

But that's for Damien's "canon" Ortega romance.

In my alternate run(s) where they do kiss in the alley, I'm torn between Damien getting too lost in the kiss to panic and freezing like a deer caught in the headlights lol.

(Rest of my yapping under the cut 😌)

I like the first one because it's a rare W for him and his touch starvation--feeling like it was his first time getting introduced to alcohol and immediately getting drunk. But I feel like he was able to pull out of the kiss a bit too smoothly.

Meanwhile, the option where he freezes and lowkey freaks out is soo good... but it sets the touchpanic variable true, and I don't exactly see him having that level of touch aversion. In my mind, it was less about the unexpected contact and more about being paranoid of Ric recognizing the feel of his tattoos and his secret being exposed in that moment.

(I just end up picking between the two depending on my mood 🤷‍♂️)

For the intimate scenes in Ortega's apartment, Ricardo recognizes how big of a leap it is for Damien for that sort of intimacy and I'd like to think that he's laser-focused into making it as comfortable and as pleasurable for Damien as possible. Questions, theories, and fantasies can wait. Ric already thinks he's fumbled his chances with Dame before, he sure as hell won't take this opportunity for granted now.

But once they get over the whole Re-gene reveal and when Damien has gotten past his initial shyness, I'm sure they can get creative with the skin-tight clothes they have at their disposal. I even daresay that Damien would be a lot more freaky creative because of his innate curiosity and Bastard Behavior™️ 👀👄👀

And since I'm already in the topic of garments, I'll just share these two being silly with clothes because I could 🙈. (x)

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[wilimia]

It's a great intro guys

[kosmogrl]

[ogeneralchief]

interesting how fords been surrounded by triangles his entire life. looks like ford and bill were always doomed to meet each other

ford did seem to think that he is destined to be in gravity falls, destined to be part of greater things, and bill also thought he was "destined for so much more"

to quote on alex, "that's ford's great flaw, is arrogance. is he believes that there's special people, and everyone else. that human attachments are actually weaknesses. and the song and dance that he’s giving dipper right now, is the song and dance that he gave mcgucket, back when they were younger… ‘you and me are different, we’re better than everyone else. we have a path that no one else can understand, and only us can do this.’"

i think at some point bill really thought ford was the one that UNDERSTOOD him (well, ford did think "why did rudolph not simply kill the other reindeer? he shouldve burned his workshop to the ground"). some of his henchmaniacs didnt seem to actually like bill at all

quick edit for something ive found:

this is from "dreamscaperers", and apparently ford had been dreaming about the cipher wheel for weeks before he even found the cave. enough times that he was even able to perfectly draw the wheel on the journal. bill didnt even know about ford yet.

[lesbianelsas]

alicent + using viserys as a proxy

Is it the King's command? Yes, but it n- - Then at once, Your Grace. But it needn't be. None of this needs be this way in truth, Rhaenyra.

[magpiedraws]

Jon he's really trying here cut him a break

(tumblr crunched the resolution of this comic a lot rip)

[egophiliac]

should've just let Vil be the one to fly, it would've gone SO much easier. 😔

also HEY how are everyone else's pulls going, because I have had the most RIDICULOUS luck, seriously, halloween magic is 100% real

[cj-the-random-artist]

Ok hear me out: Narilamb but they're both aroace and in a qpr.

I've been rolling around in my head for like a long long time this idea that Narinder and Lambert could both be aroace and (after like. A couple of centuries or so) end up in this like very comfortable very close relationship that neither of them define as anything specific other than calling it a "companionship". But on the other hand most of the cult thinks that they're dating in secret or something despite the fact that both of them have said they don't take lovers, because they are clearly very tight but maybe not super openly so, so maybe the cultists thing they're being secretive and hiding something or something like that. Idk but my aroace brain loves thinking about extremely close (mostly) platonic relationships and for some reason my brain decided hmm. I'm going to take this and throw it at Narilamb and see how I like it.

So then I decided to make a ridiculous joke comic about Narinder asking Lambert's hand in marriage specifically because he wants to get out of paying taxes. Because like, I know that spouse followers do actually still have to pay taxes in the actual game but. Hey Narinder and Lambert have presumably never married so they probably don't know that...? Honestly the only reason I made this was because the concept tickled me and I spent too much time on this for no one to see it, so. This comic and all it's absolute ridiculousness be upon ye.

While there's a tiny part of me that's been thinking about making this into an AU (which I'd probably call something like the "Strictly Platonic AU" or something), I know for a fact that I would blatantly not do anything legitimate with it so. It's an unofficial AU I guess?? But. Anyways. I thought this would be funny. Enjoy my ramblings and I hope you enjoy this thing that I spent. Actual time on. Lol

[randomfandomisuppose]

I just had a DPxDC crossover idea that I thought was funny.

What if every time John Constantine sold his soul he was basically agreeing to being “adopted” by the entity he was selling his soul to.

He thinks all of the entities he sold his soul to are leaving him alone because they’re too busy fighting/have a truce to not fight as long as none of them claim his soul, meanwhile he’s got like a dozen or so ghost/demon parents ready to go to court to fight for custody when he finally dies.

Danny, having been taken in as a ward by an older ghost since he technically counts as a baby ghost until he’s 100 or something, meets Constantine for the first time and is like: “Why are you 1/15th my brother?”

Bonus points if Danny is technically the big brother in ghost terms because he’s been a ghost the longest. Sure Constantine may be a little liminal but that doesn’t count he doesn’t even have a death day yet.

Like:

Danny (Certified little shit): “Baby brother why do you never come to dinner? :(”

Constantine, too sober for this: “The fuck did you just call me?”

Constantine vehemently denies any relation but they bicker like siblings.

[hinamie]

alongside someone like you

[cowardlykrow]

Stop light shenanigans

Extra:

[crimsonconstl]

happy (late) Keith day!!

[frownyalfred]

Superman is good because Clark Kent is good. And Clark Kent isn’t innately good simply because he’s powerful or Kryptonian. He is good because his ship had the good fortune to crash on the Kents’ farm one fateful night. Because they raised him.

[pouletpourri]

attempt at affection