#and it’s like. I’m so sorry for swearing but BITCH

[moroniccats]

Shit that I’ve written in my Granada Holmes journal while half asleep:

“I’M SORRY MR. BRETT, WHAT WAS THAT FACE?”

“Bro, can’t a woman like tea?”

“ *shocked monkey noise* “

“Sherlock Holmes lounging like an anime girl”

“Holmes stop being jealous of a rock.”

“No one wants to hear your life story.”

“Doggy to the rescue!”

“Watson, stop writing fanfiction about your roommate.”

“Sherlock Holmes, you whiny little bitch.”

“Holmes is a dramatic lil bitch, as he should be.”

“Grass Sherlock” (I still don’t remember what this means)

“I think stalkers are less scary when they wear top hats.”

“PLEASE NO MORE NAKED PEOPLE I HAD ENOUGH WITH THE BBC SHOW”

“Holmes be taking off his gloves like he’s about to use corruption.”

“Intense chase boat”

And now presenting: Me Wanting To Murder Sherlock Holmes (Lovingly)

“Stop being a sarcastic prick, Holmes!”

“STOP BEING A LITTLE PRICK OH MY GOD”

“BE NICE TO WATSON YOU SWINE”

“Holmes, take your sass, and put it in your pocket.”

“WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE SASS?”

“YOU BETTER BE NICE TO WATSON YOU ASS”

“HOLMES YOU BITCH THERE WERE SO MANY OBNOXIOUS THINGS YOU JUST DID.”

“HOLMES I AM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU”

“SHERLOCK HOLMES FOR GOD’S SAKE IF I STRANGLE YOU THERE WILL BE NO ONE TO INVESTIGATE YOUR MURDER”

“WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO MRS HUDSON???? HOLMES IF YOU DON’T SAY JK RIGHT NOW…”

“SHERLOCK HOLMES I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL JUMP THROUGH THAT SCREEN AND BEAT YOUR ASS”