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excuse me everyone I have BREAKING NEWS Adam Cracknell had a hat trick tonight!!!!
#I love one man#and it’s alligator arms#Adam Cracknell#dallas stars#99% sure he plays for the gulls!
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#goblin aesthetic#goblin things#swampcore#swamp aesthetic#goblin vibes#i hid in a swamp for 3 days after an alligator bit my arm off#i love frogs#froggo#froggie#frog and toad#frog#hydrate or diedrate#stolen from reddit
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Sorry I haven’t been making a lot of art recently. Once a year I have to wrangle my gender like a particularly rowdy alligator and it tends to take up most of my thoughts while I sink into an emotional spiral and it was really bad this year.
In related news I think I’m nonbinary.
#*visibly bleeding and missing an arm* yeah any pronouns are fine#the real stuffed alligator was the gender i had to fight along the way
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#sincerely one of the most fun parts of Kinnikuman is the sheer volume of fucked up dudes#'yeah this dude is half sneaker half alligator'#'oh him? his deal is he's a cassette player'#'this guy who is literally just a spring with arms and legs is one of the hardest motherfuckers around'#'oh all three of them sold their souls to Satan btw just a heads up on that'#Kinnikuman#anime
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jamie doesn’t like mushrooms :(
#big bad survivalist jamie and he doesn’t like mushrooms /ref#they have both killed before but only andrew could do a food complaint#also check out andrew’s fucked up arm#alligators innit#christ i need to yap less#all that’s left in the world#atlitw#the only light left burning#tollb#erik j brown#andrew and jamie#fanart#atlitw fanart#joke art
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Ive recently configured my bed in such a way where it's literally the most comfortable thing in the world ever and it's fucking . Awesome until I need to get up in the morning
#pillow perfectly lumpy for my head. Like 5 extra pillows that don't do anything.#My littlr Nook/crevasse created by my pillow with the arm rests and my giant alligator stuffed animal#That I just tuck into every night. Perfectly layered blankets . Plushies around me keeping watch#who wants 2 come snuggle up w me . Looks around
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Some of my tattoos 🫶🏼
#personal#can't get over how pathetically thin my arm looks in the middle photo wow#buffy the vampire slayer#vikings#ivar the boneless#alligator#tattoos
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Russian Air Force Kamov Ka-52 armed scout helicopter
#Military helicopters#Russian Air Force#Kamov#Ka-53#Alligator#Russian helicopter#Armed scout helicopter#Attack helicopter#Gunship
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i do think i'm hilarious for making it canon that casey jr's entire family, literally every single person, will commit war crimes over anyone else in their family wanting to spend time with The Boy Thing before they're ready to let go
#blood had been shed over this and jr thinks it's funny#he keeps curling up with tello to nap because tello has a rumbling growl like an alligator that nobody fucks with#leonardo says trying to steal casey from naptime was how he lost his arm and everyone believes it for like six months#rottmnt casey jones#rottmnt
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if there are 10 million dino bot likers i am one of them etcetc
dino bot defender. they are literally correct in everything they say. they really are only called upon when they need to save everybodys asses. pro dino bot liberation. pretty fucked up to go make new life and say its part of your war and also find it difficult to interact with because of how you made it!
every episode with the dino bots a banger.
#some shit#its not called cisformers#ALSO. FUCKING LORE? LORE THIS EP? in form propaganda video about the war their in. only 35 episodes in [middle of s2].#eat that shit up pleaseeeeee#anyway some things i have not mentioned. the dino bots look goofy as fuck. yea yeah tfs all do they toys.#but these ones... the t rex ones has like. too little barbie arms? its a whole thing. the teradon has. his second face on his chest#like the beak??#their colours arent very cohesive. its#BUT say this all with love. WILL be curious how they look in later gens afhbgdafjb#anyway just. very funny the unethetical ness of the dino bots ofc only matters cause our good guys did it.#bad guys also made some new ones but they just made normal guys. well. they are construction vehicles. also they can do some voltron shit.#ah gahagha. goofy goofy show. prime his body taken apparent and turned into a fucking alligator 2 eps b4 this. whatever.#its as deep as i say it is.
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SPEAKING OF DAMIEN. hannah has the monprom server soundboard, so now every time we call, i am constantly at risk of hearing "FUCKIN' METAL." being yelled directly into my ears. actual nightmare hell world.
#IT'S SO JARRING I HATE IT#he is So Loud. shut up forever.#bites his arm and alligator death rolls him#♡ — text#💕 firestarter
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me: has a blog about eddie munson and eddie diaz
also me: will kill a man for eddie kaspbrak
#he literally taught ben see ya later alligator after a while crocodile#like what the fuck???????? HE LAUGHED WHEN BOWERS BROKE HIS ARM#HE DID THE FUCKING MASH POTATOES ALL OVER IT AND HE HAD A BROKEN ARM#oh god i need to lie down
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if Adam cracknell is one of Tyler seguin’s groomsmen….I will die happy
#THE RETURN OF ALLIGATOR ARMS!!!#I live for Adam cracknell and Tyler seguin’s friendship#Adam cracknell#tyler seguin#I assume that’s his bachelor party on ig#Adam cracknell made the cut but not Jamie Benn lmao
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I feel like Mario would be the type where if a wild animal gets in his house, he just walks up to it and ignores its hissing and attempts to bite him, and he casually grabs it by its scruff and chucks it out the door like its no big deal
#luigis just crying in a corner armed with a pan dfjshdfjshdfsh#and hes like bro what are you doing!!#and marios just like: HEEHEE BYE BYE MR ALLIGATOR#do NOT do this in real life please#headcanon
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listen I didn’t even think the Mandalorian season premiere was even all that bad but like it’s time to wrap it up on Star Wars. Let’s close shop. I think we’ve done everything we can here.
#mfw my race of hyper-adept space warriors armed with long-range weapons cannot stay away from a big alligator’s mouth and tail#also what was up with the space pirates who wanted to drink beer??? in a school???? and like that was their whole schtick??????#the Mandalorian#star wars#the sets for Navarro and Mon Cala looked really good at least#the alien prosthetics also finally looked nice!#unbelievable choice not explaining to the audience why Baby Yogurt is back instead of hanging out with deepfake Luke
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I just had a dream so worrying I forced myself awake and I’m just scrolling through my phone to try not and drift back into it
#it was like my mom driving and for some reason we were a dock#then we swerved off bc a person was there and got stuck but somehow she got us unstuck#and then I was frantically trying to put the windows up so my dog Piper wouldn’t jump out the window at the lady while river my other day of#was just getting pets from her#and then I was like OH SHIT THE CATS#and jumped out to try and get them#I got goose easily but then as I scooped up Iris a alligator was staring at me#and I was both scared enough to barely breath or move and wanting to bolt away with my cat#so I slowly started walking and it was following me#and then I somehow got to a narrow lower down section that it could so easily just jump up and eat me + Iris#so I’m yelling to my mom who looks across at me but bc I’m scared I can’t properly talk so I just yell alligator#and she looks down but at this time it’s like opening it’s mouth to take my arm and my cat#so i forced myself awake and am now trying to not go to sleep. and catching my breath my chest hurts a lot from that dream#dream posting#ruse rambles#no clue how this dream came to my head but I am like shaking and winded from it
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