#and it’d probably be funny

[cassandracain52]

Reverse trope

where instead of the Bats forgetting that they’re adopted (something actual adoptees do on occasion and is hilarious) they forget that some of them *cough Damian cough* aren’t

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Jason in the heat of a probably ridiculous argument: Yeah well YOU’RE adopted!

Tim just as invested in said argument: So are YOU! We all are!

Damian who had previously been quietly watching this unfold while he drank his tea: Actually I’m not

Tim and Jason who didn’t realize he was there but are already DoneTM: …… Damian continuing to sip his tea entirely unbothered: :)

Damian: Because I’m not an orphan-

Jason: ok, yoU KNOW WHAT-

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or like in their group texts (that we know they have thanks to Nightwing (2016) #79)

*Steph changed the group chat name to “Bruce Wayne’s Personal Orpanage”*

Jason: Really?

Steph: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Steph: It’s the truth Damian: Both my parents are very much alive

Steph: Shhh you don’t count

Cass: Mine too Duke: Technically so are mine

Barbara: I still have a dad so there’s that

Steph: YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THE JOKE

Tim: Stephanie aren’t BOTH of your parents alive???

Steph: KNOW WHAT? FINE

*Steph changed the group chat name to “The Technicality Police”*

Tim: well that’s more accurate at least

Steph: :)

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Damian in his 10th argument with Tim of the day: That’s- this is-

Tim in full Antagonizing Big Brother mode: I’m listening

Damian -a Gen Z and best friend to Jon Kent- extremely frustrated: This is such Motherless behavior!

Tim taken aback: [voice cracking] W-what-?

Damian who didn’t mean to say that but doubling down anyway because his bloodline doesn’t believe in admitting mistakes: THIS! This is such Motherless behavior!

The rest of the family who is also motherless: :O

Cass whose been spending way too much time with Meme Queen Stephanie Brown and not involved in the argument but finding it entertaining regardless: [nodding along seriously] Facts

Tim: [visibly betrayed] CASS WHAT-

A video copy of the interaction gets sent out anonymously to the entire family. Barbara is the prime suspect but there is no proof as of yet (and they will never find any)

Steph, Cass, and Duke continue to respond “Motherless behavior” everytime one of the bats does something they deem questionable/insane. It is said often

It only stops when one night in the middle of patrol. Batman is in full Dark Knight mode (possibly in the middle of threatening someone) and descends from the ceiling into the middle of a warehouse drug deal, dark cape billowing out behind him-

and Steph just automatically whispers “Motherless behavior” forgetting her com was still very much on

She immediately realizes what she said and frantically apologizes but it’s too late.

Bruce just- Blue Screens. Completely stunned into silence

Dick -who was unfortunate enough to be the one teamed up with Batman tonight- is fighting for his life to choke back his laughter

Jason doesn’t even try to stop his and has collapsed to his knees from lack of air from how hard he’s laughing. Cass try’s half heartedly patting his back to help to no avail

The criminals are terrified into surrender from The Red Hood just laughing hysterically at seemingly nothing while Batman just Stands There

Damian ends up being the only one still functioning enough to continue arresting everyone, though he is privately amused and strangely proud

Tim and Barbara have saved both the com recordings and cowl footage to at least three different servers and sent it to absolutely everyone before Batman even recovers

Duke finds out second hand the next morning and is furious he missed the chance to see it in person. He declares he is moving to the nightshift so it doesn’t happen again. (He is all talk and goes to bed by 9 pm)

Bruce bans the phrase for life and promises swift and server punishment to anyone who dares to use it again

[fraudue]

brand new city (you do it to yourself)

[the-meme-monarch]

i love the interpretations of Any of the pines being trans but to me mabel and dipper Are fraternal twins they are just also both trans. they just swapped names and ‘pretended’ to be the other. i know dipper being transmasc is like the most popular trans hc in the fandom, so to me this is why dipper’s name is mason but he always wanted the name tyrone

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

I love seeing Danny Phantom showing up and being like ‘don’t ask too many questions but John Constantine I own your soul. All of it. Lmao sucks to suck bitch’, and he’s usually all Ghost King Full Regalia as he does it, at least in front of the Justice League, but consider—

He just shows up as Danny Fenton.

“yeah I got bored and collected the pieces like Pokémon. Gotta catch ‘em all” says the 5’2 teen who looks like a stiff breeze could trip him. He denies being a sorcerer, or a magician, concedes he’s maybe psychic but mostly he’s just…. The kid of two mad scientists—who have a basement lab where they opened a portal to what he SAYS is not hell but no one is frankly CONVINCED, by the way—and he hasn’t decided what to do with Constantine yet besides getting Danny into some r rated horror movies, but figures he should tell the dude probably.

“What’d you even trade for some of his soul contracts?”

“Don’t worry about it”

They worry about it

[deepestturtlepielover]

SO CUTE ! Wittle lizard baby

he’s HEPPING

[royaltea000]

pov that strange boy is back at the border

these models are so lietpol to me

[quibbs126]

I saw a comic about Hashtag discovering megop fanfiction, and I thought it was funny

But then I had a realization

Transformers, in this continuity, have been on Earth for 15-30 years or so, and people know about them, and we know comics and merch of them already exist in this universe

Meaning fanfiction of the Transformers definitely exists

Which means canonically, megop yaoi fics almost certainly exist

[orange-clown]

I think that sometime post-canon, Mirabelle should be talking about her struggles with basically committing religious fraud and then:

Siffrin (barely awake): oh don’t worry about that - the Change God’s cool with it :)

Everyone: …what.

Siffrin: *wide awake now, realizing that they never actually mentioned this part* …oops?

[rabbit-with-a-grapefruit-spoon]

What if Danny ended up in the DC universe but in a way similar to Imps, like Nite-Mite or Bat-Mite?

Danny was aware of DC comics and a huge fan so when he was unceremoniously chucked into the DC universe (probably the work of Clockwork but maybe some random ghost he was fighting) he fanboyed. Hard.

Just Danny realizing where he is and causing chaos, maybe its intentional maybe not, but chaos is happening. Probably not actually putting people in danger, I think he’d be more like Nite-Mite than Bat-Mite but maybe his is a nuisance.

[apollos-boyfriend]

i need medication to be affordable so i can be simultaneously on testosterone AND estrogen

[codgod]

can i bring my codfather-in-hermitcraft10 au to the public . he’s middle aged in it

[cutter-kirby]

unauthorized fucking thing. I call it wheepers. they would make out sloppy style while plotting revenge on the people who called them a loser (of which there are many)

[aballofbees]

When Viktor hasn’t slept in a couple of days:

[shaykai]

You know what would be hilarious in a messed up kinda way?

If we get a Deltarune chapter where Asriel gets to be in the darkner world, but instead of getting a cool outfit like everyone else, he gets to be a flower

[smurny]

When Will finally opens his magic closet door, I hope his magic turns out to be the gayest magic anyone has ever seen, like super sparkly, sunshine and rainbows, lovey dovey stuff so we can see the jaws drop 🦄 🌈 ✨

[quenlake]

Just found another point for the “Artemis and Apollo look identical” category

From Claudian’s Rape of Proserpina

The text reads

But mild was Diana’s gaze and very like her brother looked she; Phoebus’ own one had thought her cheeks

and eyes, her sex alone disclosed the difference. Her shining arms were bare, her straying locks fluttered in

the gentle breeze, and the chord of her unstrung bow hung idle, her arrows slung behind her back. Her

Cretan tunic, gathered with girdles twain, flows down to her knees, and on her waving dress Delos wanders

and stretches surrounded by a golden sea.