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i’m so late to the party but naming your durge LAMB????? the implications holy shit i need to lie down. how does it feel being the sexiest person alive
she is a certified wolf in lamb clothes metaphor absolutely
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do you really bleed if it washes away (bite marks)
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On Jason's last birthday, he quietly confesses to his family that he is the happiest that he could ever been. That he had never expected to live for so long, to go this far, and that finally, after so many years of death hanging above his head, following him everywhere, he feels free of it. Like he has so much time ahead. Like he can plan the future now - think of college, make friends. Do something more than surviving. It is a bittersweet confession, and neither Bruce nor Alfred don't know how to answer on this, but they smile at him and reassure that he will have a long, happy life.
He dies in 254 days after that. Bruce burns down all lists with written down colleges that Jason made, while trying to figure out which one will be the best for him, and Alfred hides the Polaroid photo from that birthday inside his wallet. They never discuss it, but none of them forgets it.
They buried a boy, whose grandest wish was to live.
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Jason, being a semi-canonic common hallucination in the family after his death, could lead to the stupidest AU ever.
Imagine everyone seeing him — Bruce, half of the time, Dick non-stop, Tim more often than not, and eventually even Alfred starts seeing little boy's silhouette in the corner of his eye, but he never admits it, because someone needs to stay sane in this family.
It is a lot like real-life cases when cult families start to see collective hallucination, and it somehow syncronises in their minds, so they hear and see the same things, you know?
So, yeah, everyone sees Jaybin around.
Everyone but Damian. Damian is a normal one. He also knows his Akhi is alive and well, so whatever. And it takes him some time to figure out that his family is bat-shit insane, but when he does, he decides to use it on his advantage.
Damian, calling Jason: Akhi, you should visit me. It is getting awfully boring here.
Jason, frowning: You know I can't. They think I am dead, and I can't risk my plan, especially now, when Red Hood is gaining-
Damian: We will pretend you are a hallucination.
Jason: ...What?
Damian: So, there is a plan...
So, a few days after this call, Jason arrives at the Wayne Manor. He still thinks his brother's plan sucks, but gaslighting is one of his many talents, so surely, they will figure something out. He can lie his way through this meeting.
Expect, he doesn't even need to lie. His family is actually insane.
Bruce, bumping in Jason:
Jason, staring back: Uh-
Bruce: Wow. You look so grown-up. And we look so alike. Nice one, brain.
Jason: ?..
Tim, leaving his room: Hi, B, hi- Oh, damn. Hi, Jaybin. Nice leather jacket.
Bruce: Right? I guess his ghost just grows up with us now.
Jason: ????
Alfred, nodding along, out of nowhere: Master Dick will hate it. He looks taller now.
All of them: (peacefully leave the room)
Jason: What. The. Fuck.
Jason waits for the moment of clarity to happen as he chats with Damian in the kitchen, but... nothing changes. They really, really think he is a hallucination. So... he starts hanging out around more. Both because Damian is getting angsty, and because it is kinda... amusing.
Tim, stuck on the same case for a few nights, non-stop: Oh, it is really just me and you in this, Jason.
Jason, playing Mario Cart on the table by his side: Maybe take a nap, dude.
Tim: No, I need to figure out this case with-
Jason, rolling his eyes: Red Hood had already dealt with it. Go to sleep.
Tim: ...You are such a good self-care kind of hallucination.
Jason: ...
Damian: Your bets, when will they realise that you are a real person?
Jason: At this point, I am not sure that they will, even if I start screaming that I am real.
Damian: Fair. I bet a year would do.
Jason: ...A year and a half.
Dick visits the Manor. He cooes at Jason, muttering something about "of course, he would have grown up in a punk," and Jason almost breaks his role to hit him on the head.
Jason, arms folded on his chest: You know, you need serious help, dad.
Bruce, blinking at him slowly: Probably. You know what else I need?
Jason: Sleep? Retirement? To stop adopting strays? The list is endless, man.
Bruce: ...Coffee. I need more coffee.
Jason, groaning: What the fuck!!!
Alfred figures out that Jason is real, eventually. Solely because he catches him sneaking a few extra cookies, and hallucinations are not supposed to eat. He plays along with him and Damian until the very end, anyway.
(Damian ends up winning the bet because Jason loses it once and pushes Bruce down the stairs, when he starts reciting some precautionary tale about him. Everyone is flabbergasted.)
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growing numbers of the glowy-eyed Wayne’s AND Tim and Dick sneaking out:
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Just the BatFam forgetting that Damian has a grandfather who was not obsessed with him on Bruce's side of the family.
Alfred: Everytime I see Master Damian, he always reminds me of his grandfather.
Dick, scowling: Ra's?
Alfred: ...You do know Master Wayne existed, right?
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Alfred, after knowing about Damian volunteering at hospitals: Master Damian really takes after his grandfather. Maybe one day he'll be a doctor too.
Jason, sputtering: Since when does the Demon Head Ra's al Ghul care about healthcare?
Alfred: I don't know, but I do know Thomas Wayne did.
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Alfred: Master Damian once mentioned he wanted to become like his grandfather.
Cass: ...Didn't he talk about how much he hated Ra's before?
Alfred: Sighs.
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Alfred: What do you think of Master Damian entering the healthcare industry like his grandfather?
Tim, screeching: NO!
Alfred: ...
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Alfred: Master Damian has his grandfather's face, doesn't he?
Bruce, squinting: Ra's...? No... not really. Well, not to me.
Alfred: I meant your father, Master Bruce. Have you forgotten that Master Damian is your biological son?
Bruce: ...Oh shit.
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Batfam headcanon that Jason is actually into dumpster diving from his days living on the streets. Like, seriously, some of the things people throw away? Or grocery stores and retail stores? Sure, it’s dangerous, but when you’re eleven and living on the streets of Gotham, what have you got left to lose?
I imagine Dick and Jason on patrol together one night, and as they’re finishing up with a couple goons, Jason looks over at the dumpster behind this mini-mart and he reaches in, grabs an entire armful of cheez-it boxes and starts snacking on them right then, while Dick just watches in disgust and confusion. And Jason’s just like, “They taste fine. Want some?” And Dick’s like… “…Sure, why not…”
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bruce: *frantically* have you seen damian????
dick: *frowning* what? no . . . wait, did you LOSE HIM??
tim: *walking by* have you checked jason's apartment?
bruce: *horrified* what would he be doing there? god, i thought we made sure they would never interact!
dick: *grabbing his shoes so he can run out the oor* we've gotta get to them before they decide to add arson or manslaughter to the schedule today
tim: *frowning as he watches bruce and dick run from the manor* what the fuck?
meanwhile at jason's apartment
damian: *taking notes in one hand while he holds a book with the other* this wickham fellow is surely a crook. not a single one of his interactions with lady bennet has been devoid of suspicious moments.
jason: *nodding sagely as he cleans a gun* i ain't gonna spoil anythin' but you're on the right track
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Jason: It’s your spleen! You lost an ORGAN Tim, you should have told us!
Tim: So? You don’t have your tonsils, that’s an organ!
Dick: That’s not the same and you kn-
Jason: Jokes on you, my tonsils grew back in the Lazarus Pit so your argument doesn’t even make sense!
Dick, now fully turned toward Jason: Your tonsils did WHAT
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hornet but I give her fuckin sick ass armor with chainmail
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Bruce, adopting Dick: Aw-w, what a sweet little kid! Surely, he is so polite, and—
Dick, the instance he gets in the battle: You fucking disappointment of a person, and (string of curses on his mother language)
Bruce: Oh. Okay.
Bruce, adopting Jason: Well, Jason was well-mannered and soft-spoken so far, so, maybe—
Jason to the random goon: You motherfucking asshole, I am going to shove this boa to your—
Bruce: Right. Okay.
Bruce, making Stephanie his Robin: Maybe...
Stephanie, using the same street language Jason did, if not worse: I FUCKED YOUR MOM, YOU SON OF A—
Bruce: Whatever.
Bruce, eying suspiciously quiet Tim, who came to interrogate the goon for the first time as a Robin: ?
Tim, the minute door closed behind him: Listen to me, you pathetic excuse of a man, I am going to fuck you up, in an—
Bruce, sighing: Yeah. Honestly. Whatever.
Bruce, staring at angry Damian, who looks like he is about to explode, but keeps up as much as he can: Go on, chump. Say what you want.
Damian, staring at the floor with the deadliest stare ever: Not to sound unbecoming, but... Loser. -_-
Bruce, flabbergasted: ...Okay.
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jason: *turns corner after stopping a mugging and sees he's actively getting tire-jacked*
jason:
street kid:
jason: *getting prepared to just let the kid have the tire* any chance you're gonna put that back on?
kid: *eyes narrow* maybe. your name red hood?
jason: uh . . . yeah? *gestures to hood* i'm decently sure
kid: *screws tire back on* here ya go then, mister. sorry about that. i didn't know this was your bike.
jason:
kid:
jason: *hands her a flier for a shelter* ya can go here, kid. they'll help. call me if you ever get into any trouble, okay?
later:
jason: dickie i'll tell ya, in that moment i gave up, ya know? i fully accepted it. i looked down at the kid and i thought, "ive been runnin from bein bruce my whole life, maybe its time to give in". i was fully ready to take the kid to the nearest adoption agency by tomorrow. i was plannin' out the kids room in my apartment, stuffed animals and obnoxious night light an all. an then the little gremlin REJECTED ME
dick . . . by giving you back the tire he stole
jason: *crying* exactly
dick: did it ever cross your mind that she did that because she liked you? not the other way around?
jason: of course not! if she really liked me she would have hit me with the tire iron, not given me back the tire! what kind of backward thinking is that???
dick:
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