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My sixth grade teacher read us a story where someone got stomped to death by a moose (the only other thing i remember about the story was learning about snow blindness) and I’m just supposed to not be scared of moose? I think I’m more scared of moose than I am of grizzly bears. There are guides about how you can survive grizzly bears and how not to set them off and it’s pretty straightforward. Sure, it might not always work, but I’ve usually been ignored by grizzly bears. Moose have the anxiety of a prey animal though, even if most of the predators that went after American megafauna went extinct several thousand years ago. They still have predators, yeah, but adults are basically tanks that can easily handle different types of terrain. They are huge and they aren’t as cocky. They are also a bit less predictable. I don’t hate moose, and I’ve encountered more of them than i have grizzly bears (more black bears than both combined though, but they are fairly easy to exist around without panicking imo) but the moose scare me more. And the mom ones are more defensive than normal and male ones get all heated when they’re horny and if I’m not completely terrified around bears (most, I’m not going anywhere near polar bears if I can help it) because I listen to safety guides and I know all I can do is try to avoid either of us getting aggressive, I should probably be okay around moose, right? I mean, I listen to the advice about them and I’m careful, but no. Your sixth grade teacher reads a book where a guy gets trampled into some pile of viscera and you aren’t taking anxiety medication yet and suddenly you’re probably traumatized and are now scared of moose for life, and in a way that you aren’t scared of a lot of other animals. It doesn’t help that they can be a bit less predictable than bears and that the prion disease makes them a mess. I don’t really have anything against moose, I wouldn’t want to hurt one, but I’m also terrified of them in a way that I’m not scared of many other animals. Most of the other animals I’m scared of were also ones I learned something traumatizing about before I was medicated, but moose are the ones I run into most (aside from rodents but for some reason they aren’t as scary? Probably because the scary part isn’t the rodent themselves, but the haunta virus) so it feels like the most pressing one. I’ll be hiking (or sometimes just existing outside of town) and then a moose will show up and the people I’m with will be like “woah! Cool! Don’t you want to take a picture? You do photography” and I’m shaking a little because nope! I am not getting closer to the moose. I’m aware that they are 30ft away, that doesn’t mean that I’m not still scared.
#emma posts#not sure why the moose thing fucked me up so bad tbh#most of the living things that scared me for life at that time were diseases#part of it is how relaxed a lot of other people are around the animals#like. don’t you understand? that is a creature of terrifying power! (me being totally normal about moose)#or as Europeans would call them. elk.#I’m more chill about draft horses and I’ve actually had one step on me fr#it was fine. I was very small and they were backing out of the stable#and I think they felt something weird under their hoof because they didn’t step hard enough to break anything#and it was only the front of my foot#I’m good with horses though. it’s like anxiety disorder to anxiety disorder communication#and sure. a lot of wild animals around human size could kill me. but the other ones around here I’ve just been around more I guess#I haven’t actually seen a mountain lion in the wild though so that would be tense and interesting. if there are any animals I know how to#read it’s cats. I am also usually interacting with significantly smaller ones. and they leave scratches on accident#mountain lions are skittish and I can read cats but I wouldn’t want to fight one or anything#all of this and I’m still the most scared of moose 🤦♀️#me around other local wildlife: these are wild animals and you have to behave properly around each species#me when I see moose: I am in fear and trying very hard to not get any attention at all#that book really did just fuck me up about that species for life wtf#and I’m not about to do exposure therapy with a moose! how would that even happen?!#even bison I’m like ‘they could totally kill me but all you can do is be normal about this’#as in. normal for people who know animals and don’t want to piss them off and die. not whatever the selfies at Yellowstone people are doing
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#genshin impact#arlecchino#sandrone#arledrone#its been 10 months and the only visual reference we got of either of their outfits is a literal foot pic of arlecchino#aside from the entire front of sandrone's outfit#i CANT keep living on like this im on my hands and knees begging leakers to just give us their full fit already#ESPECIALLY arlecchino cause i can easily slap on katheryne's outfit But Red on sandrone but arle?????? Nada#aside from the fact that she wears a tailcoat and has some monster high looking ass heels#genshin really forcing me to use my imagination here
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OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.
#okay starting from the beginning of where ppl usually dislike him. apple woods chapter.#he doesn’t give hero/partner the CHANCE to explain themselves despite them being relatively good recruits up until that point.#and that legit might be my only gripe with that chapter bc!!! stories need conflict! I LIKE the conflict in apple woods!!!#hero and partner being punished so something they didn’t do!#the misunderstanding! how team skull (Skuntank) actually outplays the main duo with a clever yet rotten trick. I LOVE that it segways into-#one of the more sweeter scenes of guild members looking out for eachother. I LIKE APPLE WOODS CONFLICT.#but chatot just. not giving them a chance. is so dumb.#I’d personally fix this by having a lil montage of hero/partner fucking up on jobs. A LOT. and chatot giving them a pass every time.#and let the perfect apple incident BE the one where he puts his foot down and doesn’t listen to them. bc he’d given them loads of chances.#and doesn’t want to hear any excuse.#but yeah. I legit dont mind him during that chapter except for that really stupid and frustrating moment.#NOW. CHAPTER 17.#UGGGGHHH WHERE DO I BEGIN#Him not believing hero and Partner about Grovyle and the future being in ruin? FINE. ACTUALLY GOOD. BC CHATOT WOULD BE SKEPTIC.#IT FITS HIS CHARACTER!!#BUT WHAT DOES SUCK. IS HIM GOING ‘Dusknoir isn’t the bad guy. he didn’t do anything wrong’#WHEN HE LITERALLY KIDNAPPED HERO AND PARTNER RIGHT I N F R O N T OF HIM.#(NO LITERALLY. HIS CHARACTER IS IN THE FRONT ROW WHEN IT HAPPENED.)#and him. having the GALL to tell hero and partner they must’ve been ‘seeing things’ and downplaying the HELL they went through.#despite them being missing for hours/days. his own guild recruits. and his angry sprite showing up.#like. I think that’s when I genuinely despised him.#that and him going ‘OH I BELIEVED YOU THE WHOLE TIME HEEHOO :)’ shit was so fucking annoying.#just playing it off as a joke the second the guild started to believe hero and partner.#IMAGINE IF HE W A S ACTUALLY TESTING THE GUILD’S TRUST. SHOWCASING HIM AS THE MORE RESPONSIBLE AND RESPECTFUL RIGHT HAND OF THE GUILD.#and yes. Brine cave he saves hero and partner. but at that point I just didn’t care anymore.#he fucked those two over so much. that I didn’t care what ‘valiant’ sacrifice he had.#and he grills Team Skull for what they did OFF SCREEN. they couldn’t even give us THAT.#<<< THAT or him outright saying sorry would’ve been nice. IKIK his ‘actions’ or whatever but.#eughh again this is all imo. I’m not trying to make people hate him or change their mind.#I’ll get into positives in the second post cause I’m running out of tags
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need to be put in the machine that twists your bones and muscles into symmetrical and healthy positions
#a side effect of riding a motorbike is that all the muscles in my left leg get more exercise than my right#because the gear shift pedal is on the left and i'm constantly moving my left foot up and down#while my right foot is only pressing down on the brake when i'm braking#and also they teach you to always come to a stop with your left foot on the ground so i'm also getting more exercise from that#all of this means that my posture has shifted over the years and become lopsided in ways that plague my right hip and lower back#and on top of this is a similar problem with the constantly-used clutch being at the left hand#and the less-frequently-used front wheel brake being at the right hand#meaning my left hand arm and back muscles are also much more exercised than my right#because you hardly ever squeeze the front brake as suddenly and firmly as the clutch unless you wanna go over the handlebars#i'm like fucking two face or some shit itcs ridiculous and irritating#if i could just replace the right half of my body with a reflection of the left half i'd be golden >:(
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bitching abt my job again
tags contain frank mentions of transphobia and homophobia
#this happened like. i dont know. a month ago or something but i still keep playing it in my mind#for those unawares: theres been a fucking community outrage over the pride display at the library i work at#and have been working/volunteering at for 5 years#only it never went up. it never went up. bc the mayor came in as a quote unquote private citizen and demanded it taken down#despite the fact that patrons are required to fill out complaint sheets and even then it isnt ensured a display will be taken down#so obviously its a misuse of power that hes spinning into him being a concerned citizen#and i made a whole post bitching abt it and im doing so again (hi) bc i didnt like how our director responded to it#and yeah. so there was a board meeting after that right. well i set up for them as i usually do and let me tell you. that was the first#--time more than like 6 people came to spectate. it was insane.#and i guarantee that this months meeting wont have half as many people that fucking crammed themselves in there to complain abt gay ppl#bc of course they dont give a shit about the library#they just care about how scary the queers are#and yeah it was a shit show. i learned we have a far right organization in our town#and i was sat right in front of her husband the whole time#(standing actually. i was standing between him and my moms chair and he was sighing and grumbling the whole time bc he couldnt muster the#--balls to ask the 5 foot 2 fag in front of him to please move lol. small victories right)#when i say her i mean the leader of the freaks. idk. chairman? anyway she had a whole speech about how like queers are bad and cutting#the penises off little babies or whatever and she pulled up this passage from a book that was part of the display#its some book by the youtuber rowan ellis-- here and queer i think was the title. it was cataloged in our ya section and contained passages#talking about like having safe sex and what dildoes are and all that kind of shit. just really clinical descriptions imo. im not familiar w#--the youtuber really but im assuming they wrote it as informational bc shocker: teens be having sex. unsafe sex. especially queer teens#sourse: i was one of tgose#and...think for a moment. remember when you were a teen. youd rather fucking DIE than listen to your parents give you the sex talk#and chances are if youre gay your parents arent even going to know WHAT gay sex is (hugging without shirts on) so youre going to look#--elsewhere#bc if youre a hormonal fucking teen youre going to figure it out one way or another! especially if youre from (cough) a podunk shitwater#--town like mine that ran on abstinence by way of sex education#i think teens deserve to have access to that sort of information through trusted means. and i do mean het teens too#but no these fucking morons put on airs like everyones waiting till marriage--no! not my becky sue! as if they werent fucking around in#--holy shit i reached taglimit. i didnt ecen know there was one. hold on
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what is the thing called when u put it on dogs or animals with sharp teeth so they don’t bite u i need to put that on wriothesley
#just saw some wriorinde ship art with chlorinde handcuffed kneeling in front of wrio……#made me wanna vomit tbh#how am i supposed to protect my peace when shit like this is being delivered right to my face by elon musks stupid fucking app#fucking blindsided with dom male character content#delete later#the craziest part is that wriothesley would be the one on his knees handcuffed and muzzled for chlorinde#my fellow dom women#begging for even just her foot to rub himself on#the only reason i kinda like this ship is bc this is vibes it gives off#people just hate to see women in power smh
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y'all ever had the cops called on you for parking legally, centered AND straight in a parking spot...? yeah — me either. at least not until today.
#✯ — [ ʰᵒʳˢᵉˢ ᶤᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ] ⨯ ooc#i drive#a ford transit 250 for work.#it's going to take up 98% of any parking spot i put it in.#lady pulls in#parks at an angle with her front driver side tire on the line#her back passenger tire on the opposite line. she was crooked as hell.#the only spot open in the lot is next to her — wonder why.#now#if there's anything i know how to do#it's how to fuckin' DRIVE. so i say fuck it and park how i usually do.#back in — straight with the lines#probably less than an INCH off center.#now...i can get out because of the horrid angle she parked at. put my door about 3 feet away from her car.#HER door ? less than a foot. but honestly ? not my problem.#i walk into chipotle and immediately get told to move my van.#now.........i did tell her 'you can ASK and i'll think about it.' which could be considered rude#BUT SHE YELLED AT ME AS SOON AS I WALKED INTO THE DOOR.#back and forth ensues#she says “i should call the cops” and i told her “call 'em then.”#and they came. all 6 of them. all told this lady to leave and my van stayed parked where it was. lmao#idk what she thought they were gonna do. but it was funny seeing the look on her face when they refused to tell me to move.#and to watch her squeeze between my van and her car.#i hate the city i work in man...#anyway sorry if y'all read all that.#i accidentally drank a soda after 9:30 so i may be around here for a little bit.#tbd
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i have completely normal feelings about this tiny man
#ngl goose had it right with “i want to marry him and then immediately divorce him to gain partial custody of hero”#why is he so legs#to me he's like if wilbur soot was an entire foot shorter and only slightly less nerdy about geography#it's the entertainer front hiding a very damaged person for me#although the retro color strip on the suit is doing some heavy lifting in that comparison#considering the only piece of merch i was able to get pre-lovejoy was the retro blue crewneck#side side note because that was a side note:#I'M SO UPSET I DIDN'T GET ANY ORCA MERCH#i think the website is still up but who knows if it would even ship lmao#i've hijacked my own tags with talk about wilbur wtf#i'm so sorry if this shows up in the wrong tag. how can i possibly repent#treewords
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weird to think that if my vision in my left eye was as bad as it is in my right eye i would be almost completely blind. like im supposed to use my right eye more often to help with weakened eye muscles and alignment blah blah but i can't actually do anything without my left eye because i am literally unable to see. And its gotten significantly worse in the past few years so what am i supposed to do with this??
#crazy that i had to go outside using only my left eye before like I COULD HAVE DIED.#i couldnt see even a foot in front of me#im very close to just giving up on my right eye entirely and accepting my fate as a one-eyed supervillian#tbf glasses are supposed to help and yeah i could see better when i was wearing them (they dont do anything now bcuz vision got worse)#but they're still like. not an actual solution to the underlying problem#so my eyes will just get worse and worse LMAO#**right eye#txt
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this one person at work was telling me how one of her cats got pregnant and then she had like 6 kittens she needed to find homes for. and she was also telling me how another kitten was the sweetest thing and had a such a big personality and then the kitten got hit by a car and she was really sad. it took all of my willpower to not snap and go "that's why you shouldn't let your cats go outside, dumbass"
#cats#for real though#please keep your cats indoors#domestic cats do so much damage to the native wildlife#especially birds#and they can get FIV or just hurt or even killed#in suburban and rural areas there can be animals that can kill your cat#whether it's mountain lions or wolves or coyotes#you don't often see them cause they're usually nocturnal but they're there#when you take your cat to the vet cause of an injury or illness the FIRST question they ask is if your cat goes outside#without your supervision#if your cat is an outdoor cat it's so much harder for them to figure out why your cat is limping/sick#cause you don't know where your cat's been or what they've been doing#if you want to take your cat outside use a harness they can't get out of#i take my cat for walks all the time#it's not nearly as exciting as taking a dog for a walk cause they may only want to stay within a foot of your front door#but at least they can get some more stimulation than just looking out the window
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me: ya allah why do u make the men i love so embarrassing i cant keep defending them😮💨
also me: has no shame in committing to the bit so well i end up being the embarrassing one
#birds of a feather and all that#me: why would ramos do that?#also me: faked an accent in front of the new british kid only for a week for $50 and banana bread#(i thought id only get the banana bread)#he knew my accent was fake but was very surprised when i said ive never set foot in england other than the airport#bc i did so much research bc if imma do smthn imma do smthn right#anyways he still thinks im lying about not having a british passport#5 years later
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saw this tiktok of some mom mocking her 10 yo kid for being unable to open a cd case earlier and have never gotten over it.
like are you mocking her or yourself here because you do realise you are. her parent. whos supposed to. teach her things. at some point. such as. i dunno. maybe. how to open a cd case. im just saying.
#i did not finish watching the video bc i didn't want to end up on adults bullying children side of tiktok#speaking I'd also just gotten someone making fun of some neighbor kids not knowing how to play outside#but the premise of a mom giving her kid a kidz bop album as a surprise gift i think is telling enough#🌌sleeptalkings#adult getting at children not knowing how to ''be children'' content is honestly the worst version of only 90s kids & kids these days#especially here the not knowing how to play outside one#like all the comments were like. roasting these kids when like#just looking around the scenery of that area. what else are they Supposed to do they have a 10x10 plot of dead grass#like im sorry as a kid who played outside i needed at LEAST a whole forest backyard or playground#for all my warrior cats larps and fairy house building and clay mines and weapon crafting.#im sorry these three kids arent having fun in this minecraft prisons plot sized front lawn thats half blocked by a car#and footed by a crunchy ass road#theres a reason the kids are all phone obsessed and its not what you Think#...#i dont leave hate comments on these vids i just leave tag rambles on my tumblr later
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Anyone who she/her's me on campus is gonna get the shit beat out of them 🤠🤠🤠
#one guy who has a fat crush on me but I don't have a crush on him KNOWINGLY CALLED ME SHE IN FRONT OF MY BEST FRIEND#HE FUCKING KNOWS HE'S ASKED ME ABOUT IT#you don't deserve my fucking kindness#what a dick#I've been nice to him but I'm going to have to tell him I want nothing to do with him over break#but the fact that he only sees me as female??? fucking disgusting#he wants to get into my pants so bad and I don't want him at all#he told me he was attracted to women and nb people but it's clear he only sees nb people as women#and he only sees genitals to which... I'm going to kill myself#I can't believe I answered so many personal questions I'm going to shoot myself in the foot#no wonder he gets no bitches god#lee rants
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I love going to the zoo. The zoo where I live has a nocturnal house with a bunch of wildcats, red pandas, and a bunch of other cool animals. The red pandas were actually walking around today. I got to talk about the evolutionary history of organs and overexplain everything I learned in biology to my mom. It was great.
#i love seeing the cats so much#there's two sandcats in the nocturnal house that are always pacing in front of the window and my family nicknamed them after me and#my brother but there was only one today#got to see an ocelot play with its food aka a dead rabbit and saw the cute little black footed cat
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I can tell I'm not used to walking places bc my legs r soooore from walking 6 ish miles yesterday, & I'm gonna be walking even more today
#speculation nation#coping by listening to trigun ost#i dont listen to music while biking bc with my dumbass reckless biking tendencies i need the spatial awareness#walking tho i just put one foot in front of the other and look only when im crossing a road#and thus me making this post while walking and listening to music lol#ugh i hate it when my bike isnt working. i really hope they can fix it quickly
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BUY MY FEET PICS IM BEGGING, MY CASHAPP IS $daijamichael44 I NEED CHRISTMAS MONEY MAAANNNMM
#i got a little freckle on the bottom of my foot#theyre cute cmon yall would like em 😭#10 bucks a pop broski#feetpics#bare foot#feet#its my best asset bro#please im dying#im so serious lmao i need quick money this month#yes i am legit about this shit lmao#you can request other shit within reason but money up front only.
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