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i also think it is time to put my chris squire sweat rag in a shadow box. its my most prized possession ..and it has been in a tote bag in various closets for over 10 years. not entirely sure how to display it within the box tho (as in how to fold it, or maybe leave it kind of crumpled for comedic effect?) but ill probably put the ticket associated with that show in with it. some kinda fish-related art in the background perhaps
#for those unaware (im sure thats most of you at this point bc it was literally over 10 years ago)#chris gave me the towel he was using to wipe his sweat with at the end of the show i went to in 2014 (the last time i ever saw him)#and it smelled so bad lol#obviously i cherish the fuck outta the autographs i have from him#but the sweat rag is more special somehow.......#i wonder if theres a video out there of the end of the show with him handing it to me hmm#a beast that can talk#babble burble banter
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with the amount that the main series dunks on the forbidden cities i would just love for unraveled to be just an unabashed celebration of humanity. like yes there is poverty and pollution and crime but also there is dancing and music and rollercoasters and scary movies. let keefe discover the beauty here! the first book was all about the wonder of the lost cities but unraveled could be all about the wonder of the forbidden cities
#i just have such a hard time with how much the series dunks on humans#which understandably so#but i just want unraveled to enjoy the forbidden cities#like if i have to read a book of keefe just being like “this food is garbage and the air smells bad and it sucks”#it would get really tired#i think there is an inherent life to humanity that the lost cities lack#there is no drive to live excitingly when you live forever because you don't have to squeeze as much as you can in#let keefe get a taste of that!!!!#its something that would SO lend itself to his character#as someone who was chronically punished as a child for being too much#LET HIM BE MUCH WITH HUMANITY#maybe all these tags should be in the post but eh#this is where i prefer to cook lol#kotlc#kotlc unraveled
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Any recent doodles?
barely any x_x... i have this though, which i don't think I'm gonna finish so i dont mind sharing it how it is
#very messy ive been trying not to share egg head doodles#where they have no hair#because its just a little too lazy lol#but sorry vilmr. smells so bad you're scalped.#brambleramble
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now that natlan is out it's tsaritsa yearning hours again because i am one nation closer to either being horribly disappointed or foaming at the mouth!
creator!reader w a little side of conflicted tsaritsa is such good food I can't not yap about it. a woman who has dedicated so much of her life to severing herself from "love" of all kinds and succeeding and. just being so confident that when she meets you she's bitter and angry and mean. because she can't stand you. she isn't supposed to love yet you worm your way into her heart anyway and you don't even know it.
especially in smth like an imposter au. she tells herself your just a tool for her to use but your treated like the Divine you really are, pampered and spoiled every step. tells herself it means nothing when she indulges you – let's you hold her hand in private, eventually let's you move aside the veil, just a little.
and she hates it. hates how easy it is to let you break down the ice she's built up for years.
all you do is smile and she feels like she can't breathe. because despite how violently she rejects love in all aspects, it always bleeds through eventually. she despises it but the way you brush your thumbs over her cheeks makes her bitter and warm and it infuriates her to no end.
she hates you and she loves you and she can't stand you and if you were ever taken from her she'd destroy every inch of teyvat if she had to go get you back.
and ironically enough I think she'd also be the one to initiate any first kiss. maybe she's still trying to convince herself it's just a fluke and itll make her realize it meant nothing, it means nothing. desperate to fix whatever you've done to her and instead it just makes it worse.
a horrible mess of a woman who gave up on love just to be confronted with it when she finally accepted it's absence.
#sagau#genshin sagau#self aware genshin#genshin impact sagau#self aware genshin impact#genshin cult au#genshin impact cult au#tsaritsa#new nation releases. i can only think abt the tsaritsa. checks out.#yearning so bad i cracked my phone screen but im still using it 2 make it everyone elses problem lol#this is kind of similar 2 another yapping session i wrote s while back but ehe#snezhnaya will ruin me istg#constantly torn between manipulative tsaritsa and tsaritsa who is nothing but tender because she is love. even if dhe rejects it#she is both and its horrible 2 try snd write like. okay.#soft tsaritsa is so tasty though....kissing your wrist in mock reverence before the archons#letting you snd you alone see her face beneath the veil. smug and horribly arrogant but so madly incomprehensibly in love it consumes u both#but also possessive tsaritsa is so 🤤#reverts to her old ways immediately. frigid ice cube until further notice. she won't confront them in front of you but lord#she is sending them to dottore STAT#shivering at the cold stare of the tsaritsa on your back knowing shes .7 seconds away from making teyvat enter an ice age#i hc her senses like taste/touch/smell r severely dulled. not related just a small hc :]#a fun fact if u will#soft tsaritsa is good but dhehjssjsjs tsaritsa being overprotective and possessive hits different rn.....#i need her to sling me over her shoulder and lock me away just let me bring my cat and heating pad im set#head empty tsaritsa scaring off any other wannabe suitors while acting innocent (no ones buying it bc her glare is MURDEROUS)#that and the floor is starting to ice over.#n e way 💤💤💤
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Been loving this dynamic
#blind man's bluff#ladyredms#l4d2#bmb spoilers#to be fair the entire group probably stinks like something died and look exhausted#but still it’s funny and oddly sweet to see ellis swooning for nick in that state like his thoughts about him are so romantic#like coach said “in stinkness and in health" hehe#it’s honestly therapeutic to draw nick all scrungly#makes me want to pick him up and squeeze him HRGHHHHH i love him so much#(but i guess nick doesn’t smell bad anymore because he took a shower in the meantime lol this doodle is a bit old)
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Gwen really just kissed Merlin on the mouth and he still was like huh what a nice friendly gesture
#mine#gwenlin#mergwen#idk#merlin#i dont even mean this as a ship thing#he just is that oblivious#like??#people have crushes on him#and he's like lol you're so awkward#or maybe im sp awkward#man why is this so awkward??#it's the love in the air Merlin#you keep wafting it in and then scrunching your nose up like something smells#Gwen babbles about how she likes men like you-but not you no not that that would be bad but like other people similar to you hahah *dies*#and Merlin is just like what on earth is she saying??#he aint neurotypical thats for sure#*looks away instead of continuing the conversation because he doesn't know the rules for this sort of talk*#and then gwen also looks away but because she is embarrassed#i think he knows she crushed on him sometimes#but then he just like#forgets#haha silly gwen#it was pure luck he and freya managed to get together#his fluster and her fluster had to synchronize
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concerning when my dog disappears and then returns far too happy....what were you doing beast
#dogposting#i had abandoned him on a weekend like usual#and just called him maybe 3 times when i went to let the ducks out#it took him a few minutes to make it back here#but he came in so fast he almost tripped and killed himself#and then he was like on the brink of a category 5 zoomie event in the house lol#he doesn't smell bad though so he at least didn't roll in anything#and isn't that what really matters#especially since he was most likely just at my neighbor's house being nosy and sniffing mule corrals lol
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thinking about when guts sent a bunch of his men directly into zodd's meat grinder without even knowing demons like him existed. and that moment after the fight where casca runs to griffith unconscious on the floor and tells guts it's all his fault. and the time gambino tells him he's bad luck and should have died instead. and about how he tells griffith he cares about his men, and how casca doesn't seem to see it. and the time guts is thinking about casca telling him it's all his fault (after he got griffith hurt) and then griffith comes to him and says (like it's nothing) do i need to give a reason every time i come to save you? or whatever. like he's worth it. like he's worth dying for, and like it can be a choice people make because they value you. like he's a good luck charm, like griffith needs him to reach his goals, his full potential. like griffith is not enough to make it without him. like griffith finds out when guts leaves. fuckin.g gnawing someone else's legs off because i still need mine to run into traffic
#so guess who's rewatching berserk 1997 lol#berserk#i hate griffith i hate him i hate him he's bad i hate him (<- deeply tragically attached to him. im so not normal about him it's fucked)#aghhh can't wait until break so i can read more. i've ended up just consuming the golden age arc over and over for various reasons#and it's so good it fucking rules i just need to keep reading past that too bc that's Also good#and i have! i just have more to read oh hey it's midnight my paper's due haha#(it's fine it doesn't matter genuinely i will be fine)#anyway my older sibling's been buying those bigass tomes they sell and he got a bunch more a while back so like. more to read more to read#also side note but they smell so fucking good it's actually unfair#but anyway i keep on being like nooo i gotta go start over so i can get the momentum and then i get brainstuck/distracted and don't actuall#get very far past the lost children subarc (which i've read i think 1.5 times now)#ANYWYA. berserk good. no i don't ever make content for it but every like 4 months or so it infects me quietly
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Sometimes I think about all the discourse that used to circulate langblr and I'm like lmao thank fucking god we grew outta THAT phase
#chough chatterings#idk maybe i'm just out of the loop#but nowadays i just see posts about studying languages and comparing resources and different learning methods#never any 'WHY does no one talk about THESE PARTICULAR LANGUAGES' or 'THIS learning method is BAD and WRONG'#(apart from like. people hating on the green owl. but that's hardly discourse. that's just people hating on a stupid app for being stupid)#and people would make you feel guilty for being interested in particular languages and not others or something#but then if you DID have an interest in those certain languages you were somehow interested in them for the wrong reasons#also does anyone remember when popular langblrs would try to get their followers to fund their trips abroad? that was fuckin' wild#tbh i am pretty liberal with the unfollow button and if i smell drama i'm like lol bye ain't nobody got time for that#so maybe there IS drama but i don't get exposed to it bc the only people i follow are super chill
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Jango: *trying to take a single moment to himself when little toddler Boba pushes the bathroom door open* …hi.
Boba: *holding a sippy cup and looking bored* You done yet?
Jango: …no.
Boba: *soul deep sigh and goes to sit in the bathtub so he can tell Jango about his latest cartoon while they wait*
Jango: *praying for forgiveness for never letting Jaster have a minute alone when he was tiny* thanks, bubbas.
#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#jango fett#boba fett#it’s payback but not for the atrocities but for being annoying#parenthood is hard :/#they just won’t let you shit in peace#I coulda had boba stop in the doorway and make a face and go ‘what smell so bad?’ and then leave without closing the door#but im slightly less cruel lol
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a litany of silly beasts!!!!!!! for part of funguary week 4!
A bantam slugcat (same species as the Tiny) based on the dewdrop bonnet! They were adopted by a friend.
The Spiked, a scugial based on the false blusher. It was adopted by a friend. It is extremely dangerous perfectly friendly :)
Spike!!!!! (any pronouns) Based on the octopus stinkhorn! Spike finally has a reference hooray! Spike was created by Whispers of Light to be a companion, and the rot is sourced from a naturalized strain called red rot. Red rot is very stinky so Spike is too, although Spike doesn't smell nearly as bad as wild red rot lol
Floop (they/them), based on blue corinopsis! They're a flicker who INSISTED on their plush body being super duper fluffy. Also they are based on a little plush creature I have irl (I bought it online). The creature has a tilted face, so Floop has a habit of tilting their head too :]
#raintailed's art#funguary#funguary2024#rain world#rw#rain world oc#my ocs#others' ocs#spike (oc)#floop (oc)#reference#tw body horror#when i started working on the stinkhorn prompt i KNEW it had to be spike. the stinky boy#the premise of red rot is very funny to me bc it's pretty harmless and it smells bad and it eats the bugs its stench attracts#and they're usually half-embedded in the ground so if you attack one it'll get up and try to run away lol#floop can often be seen with a bunch of body-less flickers riding on their back#their body doesnt get burned from contact with flickers despite being made of fabric (this is a flicker thing)
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SOMETHING in my apartment smells BAD but i cannot tell WHAT
#maybe im just coping and need to accept that my tiny apartment will smell bad with two cats#but i still choose to believe that there is something i can do about it 🤡#currently flushing out the kitchen sink drain with baking soda lemon juice and boiling water#idk im just so paranoid that even if i think i've fixed it i just won't be smelling it bc of nose blindness since i live here 😩#but im going home for like a week for thanksgiving so i guess when i come back i'll probably be able to smell any lingering grossness lol#p
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Where should Jews live? Where do they belong? Where do you consider their native land to be? Honest question.
an honest question deserves an honest answer so here ya go:
Anywhere and everywhere. Jews- the followers of the Abrahamic religion Judaism- along with Muslims, Christians, Atheists, Sikhs, Vegans, and literally any human being under the sun have the right to live wherever they please (given certain criteria are met like visas and that it isnt a military station/ off limits area etc).
Yes my dear reader(s) you read that right; ones faith or lack thereof shouldnt be an obstacle in any aspect of ones life, be it medical services, education, job opportunities, so on and so forth. How novel.
That answers where they 'should' live (although I dont by any means impose anything on anyone; y'all do whatever as long as its legal and harms no one including yourself. God bless). Could is more accurate.
As for where they 'belong', this in my opinion is one of the beauties of religion: people from all walks of life can belong to a religion. Diversity lies at the heart of our existence as human beings and denying it is like denying the existence of the sun. Tolerance is a must if we are ever going to get along with each other. And this belonging isn't irrevocabley tied to geography. But I digress :)
Quick aside just so we're all on the same page: converting to a religion renders you just as valid and equal as someone born into a religion. Most if not all religions preach equality between their followers regardless of background, so i wont hear anything of 'oh theyre not real xyz' or 'they dont count' or any of that bs.
By this logic (religious demographics are, generally speaking, very diverse), there is no 'this set of people belong here, and those over there' ...and proof of that in a sense would be atheists/ agnostics; where would they 'belong'? Antarctica? Outer space? alright ill stop XD
If that were the case, most of the planet would be crammed in the Middle East lol [Syria, Jordan, and Lebanon alone are home to 34M (as of 2023), and the followers of the 3 main Abrahamic religions are an estimated 3.4B (as of 2020) globally. We wouldnt fit even if we used one of these]. Yeah nationality/ race/ ethnicity/ background influence and maybe even dictate one's religious identity, but it isn't the all or nothing we may think it to be.
Which brings us nicely to the next point, and here if you'll allow me i'd like to correct it to native land of Judaism (where it originated/ flourished/ spread whatever) as opposed to native land of Jews because as i mentioned above, a religion doesnt (or shouldnt) differentiate nor discriminate between its followers. By restricting them to one geographical location (and for some using it as an indicator of their authenticity) we do them great disservice as well as contradict the teachings themselves. A demonstration:
Im Jordanian right, (dad's maternal side are from bilad al sham; Syria) and im a born Muslim alhamdulillah. My dads Malaysian roommates from his uni days are also born Muslims (and have the best food lol, my all time favourite is lemak cili padi) and seperating us on the basis of them not being Arab or Middle Eastern is unislamic, intolerant, xenophobic, and wrong on every level. Alternatively, im just as Muslim as someone from Mecca or Medina. We're all Muslim. we are the world...
Circling back, Judaism the religion is native to the Holy land (I guess you can say it started in Egypt till it moved there but idk. Regardless), and Jews (adherants of the faith) can't in my humble opinion be fairly categorised as one monolithic unit... just like any and every other faith out there.
Another quick aside; this is merely a tumblr post that cant do the history and culture and intricacies and so much more of this matter a portion of the justice it deserves. I am but a tired medical student answering to the best of my abilities a question I was asked with my limited knowledge in theology and perspective in general, so do me a favour and keep that in mind. And to anyone reading this if you have questions or corrections or resources or anything you want to mention be my guest :)
If you're still here, I'm both grateful and amused. Here's what you probably came for, the piece de resistance if you will: 🍉israel🍉
Disclaimer: thanks for reading this far, but if you disagree in any way shape or form with any of the 30 human rights articles, you may as well stop reading and put your device through the shredder. Bigots, racists, fascists, anti vaxxers etc. dni
So far ive seen this idea, call it what you will, two times (which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened to me twice consecutively), that claims the freedom of Palestine equals a genocide of the Jews.
Er, no? No ma'am. One does not solve a genocide by comitting another genocide. What part of 'never again' are we missing here?
Before we get into politcal nominations and factions and other territories i dont plan on invading (pun intended) but might accidentally cross anyway (I forgot where i was going with this) i want to remind everyone that Judaism is not synonymous with Israel nor zionism (if u disagree with this go ahead and shred ur device too).
A refresher: Judaism is a religion, Israel is an illegal-occupying-apartheid-state, and Zionism is a movement/ ideology
So 'genocide of the Jews' is both wrong (diction) and more wrong (factually incorrect) in that the liberation of Palestine means freedom from oppression, discrimination, settler colonialism... the whole nine yards. Enough bloodshed already its been nearly 76 years.
When Netenyahu is eventually drop kicked out of office (and hopefully hung, drawn, and quartered for his plentiful warcrimes) what happens to the (illegal) citizens of Israel? Well first off, return the stolen homes and land to their rightful owners who have the keys (and documents if they werent tampered with or erased) to prove it.
As for the illegal-under-international-law settlements and new also illegal establishments; I have no idea what international laws will decree (not that I have that much faith in the judiciary system), but I assume they will be seized and evicted of the illegal tenants (how you like me now?) and given to those who have been displaced or homes ruined etc. because its theirs and theirs alone and it was unlawfully and cruelly taken away from them and not because the (remaining lol) former Israeli citizens can't or shouldn't live in palestine. they can go live somewhere where its legal. the priority is Palestinians tho.
What about the indigenous everyone else? As long as their houses aren't stolen or illegal they can should stay because its legal and its theirs and thats that. you cannot kick someone out of their home to give it to another (which was the basis of the creation of Israel.) because its ✨i l l e g a l✨
And the people who dont belong so to speak? I think this one's case by case; like I said at the very, very beginning; people have the right to live wherever as long as its legal and ok to do so regardless of faith or background, and no one should be denied their right to live in Palestine as a country like any other, but they certainly must be denied living in homes stolen and given to them because thats, say it with me now, illegal <3
#pls excuse any grammatical/ spelling errors; i had a big exam yesterday and lectures resumed today and im still recovering lol#no joke this has taken me more than 5 hours to write#i have a raging headache and overdue lectures to study#and i dont regret it#if anyone reading this learnt anything or widened their perspective if only a bit it will have been more than worth it#im a sucker for any sort of knowledge and insight and i know my effort wont be lost :)#to anon thank you for the question. i hope i answered you well#if not#ah well#(if there is something specific tho id be interested to hear)#...unless this was satire or something and it flew right over my head. can you smell the overthinking?#i tried to keep this as real to life as possible because lots of things get lost over the internet communication-wise#hence the bad jokes and puns and references#not to make light of the situation on the ground#but to seem yk human and not robotic and unfeeling#idk i tried#do with that what you will#tag me tho#im so tired#but alhamdulillah#yall i reread everyhting to use capital letters and apostrophes wheres my nobel prize in literature? (mostly)#free palestine#free gaza#free rafah#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#fuck israel#its illegal xxx#ask#answered#anon ask
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Simmered a pork shoulder in my homemade apple bbq sauce all day, made milk bread buns, and then assembled all of it with the stinky cheese my mom sent us (maroilles)
#its to die for#absolutely decadent#the package smelled so bad the poat office kept it outside lol#'what's in there' dont worry about ot#i am gay i love food#i am gay i love cooking
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I cleaned my apt thoroughly for the first time in months pls clap 🧍🏻♀️
#like it’s very pathetic that that’s an accomplishment but at this point it is lmao#actually it was only the living/dining area and the kitchen but those were the worst in terms of clutter and actual filth respectively#my bedroom and bathroom are still a mess but i did do minor tasks there too (both!)#just those are the two most visible areas for anyone coming into the apt (thus most shameful) so i made those a priority lol#weirdly enough my bathroom is the thing i stay on top of the most bc i hate the bad Smells in there and bc its dirtiness grosses me out most#i know it takes a lot of effort for super depressed folx (like me 🤡) to manage usually but somehow for me it getting objectively Gross so fa#*fast forces me to clean it regularly idk
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#rhett and link#gmmore#mullet link#yep i'm still angry about this voicemail#telling link to cut the mullet and that link smells like garage sale#wtf#literally every single voicemail they land on is meanspirited#whoever picks them needs to be fired#BUT link saying the exact same phrase he said to gigi and i during our m&g about flirting with the mullet had me screaminggg#he flirted with the mullet. for us :)#never forget#and link baby. you still absolutely have a mullet#it's so obvious in the main episode#lol#but yeah i loved a mullet but i would never say anything bad to him about his current hair. definitely not to his face#let him do whatever makes him happy#okay i'm done with my rant#my post
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