#and it is bc i love mammon

[yourdearestaliengerbil]

Places in the Human World That I Feel Like They Would Love

Fandom: Obey me! Shall We Date TW: None Relationships: Satan x GN!Reader, Mammon x GN!Reader, Lucifer x GN!Reader

-Lucifer

Thrift stores

This may seem strange since he seems to prefer more “classy” places but 

It's so vintage and old, that he feels like a kid in a candy store 

He tries to hide his excitement but you can see it in his eyes

He loves these places, he’s almost like an old man and it is so endearing 

You definitely have to look through every single record with him and he’ll always buy a few

Maybe even inviting you to listen to them with him at home

Sometimes you find really weird or funny ones that you like to put on whenever he is stressed to put him in a silly mood (not that he gets in those, or so he claims)

Sometimes the two of you get matching suits from the store

And he pretends to hate it so so much

It's just weird to him, to be wearing a stranger's clothing

But you like it and he likes you

-Mammon

Gas stations

They probably have them in the devildom too but something about those fluorescent lights and bright signs at night in the human world hits differently

The two of you will stop at one of these during a midnight drive to take a slushie break

You'd get your favorite flavor

And he'd want every flavor

And then you'll end up saving yours and drinking most of his after paying

It just tastes better because it's his

And he really doesn't mind sharing his slushy with you, as long as he can have yours in return

By the time the two of you reach the car, you're both left in giddy excitement

And it’s late but you guys dont care, you just sit by the gas pump

You'll laugh and talk and giggle about everything

You two always seem to be in that "honeymoon" stage

And

It’s everything all in one moment

Just the two of you enjoying this moment together, not thinking of anything but how much you love one another

Then when you start driving again, the two of you are screaming your favorite songs to one another, while getting over a brain freeze

-Satan

This one is kind of a given

A Barnes & Noble

Or a 2nd-N-Charles

He loves spending hours with you walking around the store and just 

Reading everything he can get his hands onto 

The amount of books he buys at each visit could definitely fund the store alone for a good few months 

Oh and you know that as soon as the two of you get home he'll want to have a day with you all to himself where you both read aloud to one another

You would stay up for hours on end that night, just trying to get a book read

I like to think that he'd start with the biggest one just so that he has to hear your voice for hours as you sit in-between his lap reading

And when it gets too late and you fall asleep, he'll close the book and tuck you in

[mavlotov]

c♡mms for chompbeast, savangebinn, and muffinezo2 on twt!

[devil-baker]

Accent musings

English: Lucifer, Dia, Raphael

Scottish: Mammon, Barb, Thirteen

Irish: Levi, Simeon

Welsh: Satan, Luke

Australian: Asmo, Solomon

Kiwi: Beel and Belphie, Mephistopheles

[cxptxinjxck]

Bro come on why not? :(

[devilishdelights]

first meeting

2 seconds later

[so-tarafyd]

shhhhh pls have my goofy mammon and his kiddo doodle

[thecryptidart1st]

so-

thoughts on hellavuh since you're that kinda guy?

i like it

[odysseys-blood]

im gonna eternally be tickled by learning papamon was like "dont do all that cussing in front of my child" and as soon as bimet had the chance bc there were no kids around and he was gunning to die anyways he let ALLLLL that shit out

[ac-disastrous]

Mammoney man

(Last one for now)

[venusimi]

*MC and Mammon is running from an explosion*

Mammon: It was a terrible idea! Why didn't you stop me?

MC: Because you didn't tell me what you were doing! Why didn't you tell me!?

Mammon: If I told you, you would've tried to stop me..!

[pineapplesneedrights]

Brb imma go lay in bed and imagine my future wedding to Mammon in great detail while listening to Light Shower by Melanie Martinez.

[k17y]

ㅤㅤㅤIT   SEEMS   RATHER   STRANGE / UNHEARD   OF   THAT   A   SIN,   LET   ALONE   AN   OVERLORD,   WOULD   EVEN   PURCHASE   A   CUSTOM   FIZZ   BOT;   BESIDES   MAMMON   OF   COURSE.   REMEMBER;   THESE   THINGS   ARE   SEX   BOTS   MODELED   AFTER   AN   IMP   CELEBRITY;   WHY   WOULD   OVERLORDS   CARE   ABOUT   SOME   RANDOM   IMP?

ㅤㅤㅤPERSONALLY,   I   THINK   GIVEN   WHO   KITTY   BELONGS   TO   +   HOW   HEAVILY   CUSTOMIZED   SHE   IS,   SHE’D   BE   ONE   OF   THE   BOTS   THAT   FIZZ   &   OZ   HATE   THE   MOST.   IN   THIS   ESSAY,   I   WILL-

[doodlboy]

Them ✨️

[mammon-s]

He’s balding

[viriborne]

Continuing from that last OM ask, I'm around 12 lessons into the main story and I can't remember a single time one of the brothers said something nice about/to Mammon. Like that's your brother! Be nice to him!

It genuinely makes me sad to see them treat him like this for literally no reason. I'd want to run away too if my family treated me like that!

They really are such dickheads like Mammon sweetie let’s elope ok you deserve better

[mammonsfeatheraccessories]

satan being a snitch is so funny to me like. i imagine him hanging off of lucifer’s coattails and pouting