#and it WORKED???

[catcacophony]

shoutout to my boy william andrew solace for using delivering a baby satyr as an excuse to hold an emo kids hand he just does have the rizz gang

[tildeathiwillread]

"My mates and I are actually about to rob the museum!"

Ezekiel what the fuck kind of pick-up line is that

[aweirdofangirl]

Just saw someone on twitter say Nathan lightskinned his way out of being bullied in the first ep and they win the award of funniest person alive today.  

[junkdyke]

so we were told, "we don't think you're going to finish your film on time, and if you don't then you can't graduate" so my teammates solution was "alright, so what if we just delete the first entire half of the film"

[freckles-but-only-ginger-ish]

barzy entering the zone BACKWARDS bruh

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[baby-girl-aaron-dessner]

Art by: Henry James Garrett

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

[eruditetyro]

good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

[w1lmuttart]

The lake town

[epoxyconfetti]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

@magitekconveyor

[copepods]

crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this

[gaydelgard]

if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car