#and it SHIT ITSELF
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neokatt · 1 month ago
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discord died so now im retreating to tumblr LMAO hows th mutuals doing
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homicidal-lingonberry · 4 months ago
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milktrician · 2 months ago
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(what the. who threw a wife plot device in the middle of a peak lord meeting)
i thought about this bit at the end of the airplane extras the other day. bro why are you looking at your coworkers like that rn
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knifearo · 1 year ago
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being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one
#aromantic people are just sexy i'm not making the decisions here it's just facts#course ur hot as fuck. it came free with the aromanticism#being sexy is just default settings for aromantic people 👍#hope this all helps. anyway i'm on my 'i hope i die alone <3 i can't wait to die alone <3' kick rn#i think the existential fear that people have of Not Partnering specifically is so. well.#obviously that shit is strong and it is SO awesome to be free of it.#realizing you're aro and you don't Want a partner can be such a hit to the solar plexus#cause society says that's the only thing that'll make you happy. so either you go without that thing or you force yourself#into doing something you don't want which would make you unhappy anyway.#so you think it's a lose lose situation and you have to come to terms with what amatonormativity presents as the worst possible situation#but then! whoa! turns out personhood is inherently valuable in and of itself and romantic partnering is just a construct!#and that nightmare is now your life to do with as you please... define as you will... structure as you want...#best case scenario. is what i'm saying.#every day i wake up ready to spit all that amatonormative rhetoric back in life's teeth by being alone and being happy#and it's so fucking satisfying. every day.#fucking JUBILANT being by myself. and i love being a living breathing 'fuck you' to the romantic system#you need a partner to be happy? oh that's sooo fucking crazy guess i'll go be miserable then. in my perfect fucking dream life lmao#yeah obviously it's the worst possible outcome on earth to die without a partner. so terrible. can't wait for it :)#aromantic#aromanticism#aro positivity#aroace#arospec#sorry to bitches who are sad about not having a partner. i could not give a fuck though get better soon#you couldn't EVER pay me enough to go back to a mindset in which my inherent value wasn't enough by myself.#FUCK that shit. absolutely miserable and a bad life outlook in general. like genuinely do the work w/ amatonormativity and get better#life is something that can be so fulfilling whether someone wants to kiss you or whatever or not#i'm on antidepressants and i have people i care deeply about. what the fuck would i need a partner for lmao
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astralleywright · 1 year ago
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spent like an hour trying to find a post abt the disparity of origin companion's content in bg3 and couldn't so, hey, this fucking sucks
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zhelin-thames · 13 days ago
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So after "test mission" [Villains + BatFam Chaos]
[Riddler's Lair]
Riddler: Riddle me this, ghost boy— Danny: [interrupting] The answer’s “I don’t care.” Riddler: [spluttering] You didn’t even let me finish! Tim: He does that.
[Joker Tries to Kidnap Danny]
Joker: [grabbing Danny] Now you’re mine, little ghost! Danny: [phases out of his grasp] Nope. Joker: What the—?! Jason: [grinning] Yeah, good luck with that one, Clown.
[BatFam Debrief]
Bruce: You’re reckless. Danny: You’re broody. Bruce: You don’t follow orders. Danny: Neither does Jason. Jason: [smirking] He’s got a point.
[Later, at Wayne Manor]
Danny: [chilling on the couch with Damian] So, does your dad always glare like that? Damian: Always. Danny: And you’re just… okay with it? Damian: You get used to it. Danny: [smirking] I’m just gonna keep floating till he stops.
Masterpost
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chroama-the-brute · 2 months ago
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Fighting for my life at work so I doodled my favorite guy from robert psychology 100
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burst-of-iridescent · 6 months ago
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if he’s your man then why is he jumping in front of lightning for me after he dumped your ass in prison and forgot about you
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stealingyourbones · 23 days ago
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I keep seeing the “Constantine is a soul whore” fanon interpretation. It’s fun and enjoyable to read but I do think it’s important to also know the canon and WHY he sold his soul.
he’s only sold his soul to three demons. All of which he did in rapid succession (same night) to trick them into curing his lung cancer because they didn’t want to deal with Satan being mad at them + causing a civil war in hell just because of this fuckers soul being claimed. The message more being that he’s the worlds best conman and less that he sells his soul all the time.
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chongoblog · 4 months ago
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yellowflowrs · 2 months ago
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gave into the urges, have a shitten.
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born-to-riot · 1 month ago
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Cassian: Azriel, Two truths and a lie, who would you fuck if you had the chance?
Azriel: alright bet.
Rhys: Give us three names and we’ll guess which one is the lie.
Azriel: option one, Hybern’s headless corpse
Cassian: woah, woah, woah bro WHAT—
Azriel: option two, bryaxis
Rhys: Azriel what?
Cassian: HOW DARE YOU?
Azriel: and finally option three, Eris Vanserra.
Cassian: …
Rhys: …
Azriel: tell me brothers, which one is the lie?
Cassian: …
Rhys: …
Cassian: I…
Rhys: I think it’s better off if we don’t know.
Azriel: suit yourselves 🤷‍♀️
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gillotto · 3 months ago
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BKDK Hunger Games AU (2)
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jadecantcreate · 3 months ago
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ouaw meme adjacent doodles part ivelostcounttheyhavetakenovermylifefreeme
edit: this is mostly just about them in general guys, they all care so much (too much, even)
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nyancrimew · 5 months ago
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Do you support a free Palestine
yes!
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clone-futon · 13 days ago
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"Any last word, dad?" - Kaito, probably.
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