#and imagine my fucking surprise
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Hm. On impulse, got a moderately nice face cream. Thought "eh, you know, it's probably not worth it. It'll work about as well as the CeraVe does, I'm sure." Put it on. It does not make my dry spots burn the way the CeraVe does. What the fuck. I thought all moisturizers would do that. What the fuck.
#like 'oh yeah the cerave is for sensitive skin it's unscented it's rated by dermatologists and the eczema people for being skin friendly#it probably just burns a little because my skin is so dry and i suspect i bave eczema in those areas haha yeah it's the dryness!'#and imagine my fucking surprise#when i smear on this lightly sweet smelling laneige cream and nOTHING BURNS???#nothing hurts??? it's actually?? soothing??????#I'm gonna be staring at the labels on both products to try and figure out why the cerave hurts for a moment but the laneige doesn't
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
ha ha ha wheeeee
(individual smaller expressions under the cut!!)
bonus:
if a total of Two (2) people are interested i will ramble abt my hcs abt layton's emotions REQUIREMENTS HAVE BEEN FULFILLED!!! check here for my rambles :)
#mak art#maksona#mak draws pl#professor layton#hershel layton#sometimes u just gotta be a lil self-indulgent#and my self-indulgence is drawing emotions#more specifically. making stoic characters emote strongly#tried to keep them in line with how i imagine he'd portray them#but obviously they're all pretty out of character nevertheless#he's sooooo emotionally constipated <3 someone get him some help#originally the laughing one wasn't there#but i put it in bc i felt bad for making him feel only Bad emotions#well. surprise isn't necessarily bad but.#hershel is a man who doesn't like being caught off guard. so#he can laugh. as a treat#the scared one is bad but i ran out of fucks to give
565 notes
·
View notes
Text
got him off-balance!
#my art#ds9#star trek deep space nine#julian bashir#elim garak#garashir#watercolor#image desc in alt text#i normally post on mondays but. today im breaking my pattern! getting a little silly. getting a little wild. garashir jumpscare#“tumblr user chitinleg garak would neot easily let himself be swooped off his feet into a hug like that” yes i know BUT!#look at his expression. look at how his arms r pinned. he didnt let this happen LMAO julian just surprised him. grabby huggy human behavior#if you look really closely you can see the tiniest frown in the world on Garak's face. because he's like “EEP !”#cant see bashirs face at all in this only his body but i think we can all imagine that whatevers going thru his head. he needs this hug bad#ALSO. for anyone wondering what the fucked up shadow is that starts at the juncture of the teal sleeve-cap where its set into the armhole#the jumpsuits have a bit of a fold of extra fabric (called an Action Pleat) there which allows for a little more maneuverability of the bod#AND creates a really sleek and flat back panel#because you can see the fabric twists along the side arent grabbing the flat back fabric theyre grabbing the fabric folded beneath it#often times i think about drawing out a dissection of kiras first uniform and this voy era one for other artists to use. bc god knows#i struggled at first to find full body references#they like to shoot ds9 very close to peoples heads. and the camera is so blurry. they smeared butter on that thing. god bless
4K notes
·
View notes
Note
If Frank gets annoyed hearing the different pronunciation of caramel
Than he's gonna love hearing how some folks will pronounce Worcestershire sauce
yeah...
#so imagine my surprise when researching for this ask#that ive been saying it wrong the whole time#WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS WUSS-TERR-SHERR HUH?????#i mean it tracks. im american and worchestershire is like... british i think??#shits weird over there... if youre reading this and youre british dw im well aware we americans are fucking bonkers#and have no glass to stand on#wait fuck whats the phrase? no grass to stand on? no ice? uh#no... ground? WHO CARES YOU UNDERSTAND#anyhow i say it how it looks. wor-ches-ter-shire#which is Wrong. apparently. what the hell guys#rambles from the bog#scribble salad#welcome home
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
zionists after immediately and uncritically spreading the 40 decapitated babies lie and still pearlclutching after it turned out to be a lie just to turn around and "um ackshually" the actual bombing of an actual hospital bc they refuse to believe that what israel is doing is a genocide
#big surprise for you: the death of palestinians gains israel the land they're stealing from them you fucking ghoul#the fact that the last person also posted a video they thought was a palestinian flying into a powerline and getting electrocuted#and celebrating it too. you know. the thing zionists get mad at us for imagining we do#my post
691 notes
·
View notes
Text
hype train
189 notes
·
View notes
Text
TURN BACK
#art tag#the terror#tuunbaq#imagine my surprise one day when out of the FUCKING blue i start seeing yaoi of the terror sailors#i didnt even know theyd made a show#i liked the show design well enough but that was not the one in my mind
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent
#xmen#xmen comic#krakoa#cherik#snap chats#until the divorce of course but until then its actually so funny#how you really couldnt go a page or two without one or the other and the other one was close behind#ice climber ass duo over here. the delightful children from down the lane kind of proximity what the fuck was their PROBLEM#i feel like if one of them was teleported the other would just materialize right next to them thats how close they were#fuuuck what was the issue where sabretooth and co are in like. Brain Prison or something#and victor imagines charles but everyones like 'wait its weird if its just him where's magneto'#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY and i NEED to know what issue that was .... to add it to my collection ....#also killed me how in immoral x-men issue 1 charles was yappin bout erik bein gone#and- God Bless Who i forget i think it was hope- was just 'can you please shut up about your dead boyfriend im begging you'#moira stronger than me if i had to deal with thing 1 and thing 2 on a daily basis i woulda snapped sooner frankly#ig when you live ten times through The Most Bullshit ever youre numb to most things but still. my god theyre so obnoxious#sorry im cackling at the bit in HoX where charles is about to announce krakoa to the world and erik's putting his hand on his shoulder#and you justs see moira in the back like dawgggg right in front of her .... can you two get a room#GENUINELY no im GENUINELY surprised they dont share a bedroom#im not even talking sharing a bed im taking my shipper goggles off im actually baffled they dont sleep in the same building#obvi id be lyin if i said i didnt love it tho To Be Real .. genuinely love seein them work together as a team .. until they werent </3#in every timeline they WILL divorce each other that's just the rule. actual canon event it cannot be changed or stopped its integral#ok ramble over. but not really not in spirit cause ill never be over this ill die before i am#im gonna go eat now i think i think thats something i As A Human has to do at least once a day
91 notes
·
View notes
Text
yall seen this?? in november rolling stone mag
#arctic monkeys#the car#my best friend’s dad subscribed her to rolling stone so we get the physical magazine every month#imagine my goddamn surprise to see this in there..#theyre not mentioned on the cover and this is the only page of am in the mag#random as fuck#shoutout iwby/star treatment mashup too lmaoooo
295 notes
·
View notes
Text
Vanessa canonically pegged Wade. On screen. He's on his hands and knees in front of her, she leans down to whisper "Happy International Women's Day" in his ear and then slides in. Wade immediately groans, "No, no, no" - so yes, not a natural bottom.
#this was in the first deadpool btw#I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS#i was rewatching deadpool 1 on the fucking plane#imagine my surprise when the sex montage cuts to wade being pegged#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#he spreads his cheeks for logan#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson
55 notes
·
View notes
Text
Thoughts and spoilers (with screenshots) for Haunted Castle Revisited below.
The intro cutscene made me laugh. I wish it didn't, LOL. It's really awkward.
I'm really perplexed that they didn't adjust Simon's intro cutscene sprite. Selena's is totally different - they don't look quite right standing together.
Interesting choice to give Selena's sprite purple hair. Her dress is very pretty!
(He holds her........ that's a nice touch..... my blorbos........)
Simon's in-game sprite is very nice!
Gameplay feels fun and easier than the original! My only grievance with Simon's movement is that he sometimes needs a moment to register that I'm crouching (maybe it conflicts with a whip strike input?) The backgrounds in particular are especially beautiful. I love the spritework and parallaxing. It harnesses the dark gloom with high contrast colors I love so much from other titles like Bloodlines, Rondo, CV3 and ReBirth.
I'm perplexed by some of the choices... like gravestone crosses in the trees? Weird, but OK.
Climbing on chandeliers is very Super Castlevania 4 and I'm here for it!
They made some fresh and engaging changes to the tedious bits of some levels. All of the bosses are improved, too! Each were challenging in their own way (barring Medusa, maybe--crouch and strike and the fight will end quickly.)
The Frankenstein's monster fight had a lot of neat additions and cycles. Really enjoyed that one - it stands out in my mind!
Dracula's second phase is actually incredibly challenging in this one, as opposed to the original. It's a little hard to hear the remastered music over the sound effects. I listened to them afterwards from the menu and they're really good. Original Cross Your Heart is still my favorite! Can't be beat. But truly Bloody Tears sounds incredible with the electric guitar. Chills. I'm curious why they removed the bit where you go into like... idk how to describe it. Like an alternate dimension and fight harpies for a certain amount of time? I would have liked to see that in this version. Speaking of removed things: not sure how I feel about the part at the beginning where it's normally the rainfall/brick wall obstacle being replaced in the way it was. Its changed version is equally as tedious, in my opinion.
The Stopwatch was also removed as a subweapon. I can understand why - it made some fights very trivial. The fleamen... lol they're just so excited to be there, hopping around in a giddy, non-threatening way. The bridge connecting to Dracula's castle was much easier than the original. I didn't feel like one wrong move and I'd plummet to my death.
Dracula's coffin room has changed - poor Selena is laid out on top of Dracula's coffin, unconscious! She isn't present during the fight in the original game.
When Dracula's second form appeared I literally gasped out loud. It was totally unexpected! And to have Selena be part of the fight (floating behind) was a really nice touch.
Hahahah when I first played I didn't realize I could catch Selena after the fight ended. I let her fall to the ground (which was VERY funny to watch) thinking a cutscene would play... it's only when I watched someone play it on YouTube I realized that you can have Simon stand under her and he'll catch her in his arms. (I played it a second time just to make sure I caught her. I'm going to have to draw this... my dear OTP... I'm so df djfbgdfjfg)
Like the first cutscene, the final cutscene felt a little awkward, too. And Selena has blonde hair on her cutscene sprite, as opposed to the purple in-game sprite? She's so pretty, though. Q_Q Can't be mad about that.
Overall the vibe of this game is really amazing. When I first played The Adventure ReBirth, I thought to myself that it was a really amazing way to handle a Classicvania remaster. At the time, I told my spouse that I would love to get a new Castlevania entry--or another remake--of that style. Konami delivered in one of my very favorite titles. I'm so happy!!
Highly recommend this remake. Solid 9/10 from me.
( If you're feeling brave, try the original, too. ;) )
#imagine my surprise this morning as im in the kitchen making coffee and getting ready for my work day#my spouse is watching the Nintendo Direct in our living room#they go “BABE HAUNTED CASTLE REMAKE”#and my immediate reply is “you're fucking lying they'd never remake haunted castle don't pull my leg”#and they were like “NO IM BEING COMPLETELY SERIOUS COME HERE QUICKLY”#so i hurry over and proceed to lose my marbles#screenshots are from a youtube video btw
35 notes
·
View notes
Text
Pirate Outfts
I was bored, so I started trying some different outfits on Zara... The last one might be my favorite, if only because I already used another swatch of the first one for Wolf, and I can't have them wearing the same thing... But I also love being able to see all her freckles in the 2nd one...
#ts4#the sims 4#sims 4 CAS#ts4 CAS#adventures in cas#my sims#cas#ts4 fantasy#ts4 pirates#sims 4 fantasy#sims 4 pirates#oc: Zara#(she's only about half mine but oh well. I came up with the idea for her and my DM took what I gave him and has been cooking with it.)#I'm so fucking nervous to see how her conversation with Rook is gonna go.#He's planning on surprising her which will be... interesting.#and we recently found out that she knew where he was for those two years and didn't do anything about it...#and the DM says she's been having her own problems in the meantime but she's not a captain anymore...#it's been 3 fucking years since Rook has seen her and she's still nearly a god in his eyes.#I've imagined a dozen ways the conversation could go and there's probably dozens more.#I just gotta wait A FEW MONTHS to find out. 😭😭😭😭😭#funny thing is I never decided on a surname for her I don't think.#seems like I ought to but I just never did. She's always been Zara to Rook and to me.#pirates
67 notes
·
View notes
Text
I HAVE JUST WOKEN UP. ITS SO OVER.
#WHERE IS MY GUN#IM ABOUT TO PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH MYSELF#I RLY CANT DO THIS ANYMORE#THERES ONLY SO MUCH MY MIND AND SPIRIT CAN TAKE#IMAGINE MY SURPRISE HALF AWAKE SWIPING THRU HIS NEW POST#GOOD FUCKING LORD#barry keoghan#saltburn#oliver quick
131 notes
·
View notes
Text
this came to me during work today
#meanwhile i actually hyperfixated on seinfeld first before frasier#imagine my surprise when i first saw daphne and went holy shit that's the virgin#i had a crush on fucking george lmao continuing the trend of pathetic bald men apparently#there's some actual real frasier nbc promos where frasier says that seinfeld is his fave show and also that they should be medicated#they honestly go hand in hand it's that good writing and underlying horniness#frasier#seinfeld#meme#my memes#i know this meme is kinda old but idc i needed to will it into existence
73 notes
·
View notes
Text
discovered krest has the same engl va as pavel and they dead sound indistinguishable so i imagine artyom has a heart attack coming up the tower
#acedraws#metro exodus#metro last light#metro 2033#artyom chyornyj#krest#pavel morozov#technically#was watching my friend play#i only played on rus so u could imagine our sheer agony and surprise when pavel fucking morozov began to speak#he didnt even change his voice or anything it kills me
36 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ah shit chat, I shouldn't have read that book.
#What sleep deprivation does to a motherfuckerrrrr#I finished The book of Bill at uh; 6 AM!#It was fun! and kind of fucked up! the PDF was not the best in terms of quality image; but most of it was readable!#Also; I used to think as a kid that branch scars were eyes that looked at every move I made#To the point I was scared to look at trees. imagine my surprise when the book MAKES BILL'S EYE WITH A BRANCH SCAR IN ONE OF THE LIL PICTURES#That's all. yeap. now chat; I wish you a great day#hal by themselves#the book of bill
29 notes
·
View notes