#and im serious about this they literally are gonna break my phone and i will be only watching the muppets

[muppetappleanon]

My caretaker no longer wants me to be online due to something about my parole officer syaing something, goodbye forever. actually. I dont think im ever coming back.

[everythingne]

all american bitch -- ls2

After a successful concert in Miami, your twin sister is caught having a little moment with her boyfriend outside a club. Most people jump to conclusions, but you have a way to shut everyone up (and give half of the F1 community a heart attack in the process)

logan sargeant x singer!reader

warnings/notes: cheating allegations, cursing, so many sexual innuendos, sexual lyrics, terribly written lyrics should count as a warning... also I wrote this to celebrate logan 2024 <3

fc: gracie abrams

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urusername: miami!! u were ELECTRIC!! a great finish to the first leg of the tour. oh and thank u to both @ logansargeant and @ sistersacc for joining me in miami tn ahead of the gp <3

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urusername: people keep sending logan text posts to me and its amazing

user1: girl explain what u were doing last night

user2: patiently waiting on her downfall fr

user3: MOTHER IS MOTHERING!!!

logansargeant: I LOVE YOU BITCH ASS

urusername: I LOVE YOU TOO FUCK HEAD !!! 💙💙

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urusername: im leaving logan for u williams admin

logansargeant: dude what the fuck :(

user4: so we're gonna act like no one saw her cheating?

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extratv: While rumors are spiraling of potential cheating allegations against Y/n L/n, she was spotted with Taylor Swift at a local park in Miami after day two of her residency in the Kaseya Center. Has the checkered flag waved for the American 'It Couple' of F1?

user1: bro its so over for us.

user2: NOOO Y/N SARGEANT PLS </3

user3: people see taylor and think its an immediate break up. taylor literally helped y/n start music bc their moms are besties idk what y'all are on.

user4: reputation era real

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"Do you see this shit?" You turn to look at Logan behind you, who currently has his face smushed into what was previously your pillow as he attempts to recover sleep from his season of traveling just about everywhere. You would be in the same boat as him if you weren't being hounded over doing your skincare and such everyday for tour. Because of that hounding, you had to take off all the makeup you had put on for dinner as soon as you got home. The dinner was with all your family and friends to celebrate the end of a season and the end of the first leg of your tour.

"No?" Logan blinks open his eyes and you cross the room from your shared bathroom, he lifts the blanket so you can slide in next to him in the bed as the fleeting Florida sun nips warmth into your skin before his warmth envelops you in the comfortable blankets you have across the bed as the fan above rotates on high.

You flip your phone, showing him the pictures of your sister people were using to say you cheated on Logan.

"Oh be so serious." He groans into your side as he looks at the photos, arm draped lazily over you before he plucks the device out of your hands and drags you fully under the blankets with them.

"Don't worry," He murmurs, sleep in his voice, "It'll blow over if we just ignore it."

"Logan they're trying to cancel me on Twitter." You deadpan, rolling into his embrace and snuggling against him.

"Write a song about it like everyone thinks you're doing with Taylor, play it on tour or something.'' He mumbles into the skin of your neck before giving you a soft kiss.

You hate how enticing the idea is.

"You're gonna have to review the lyrics before I post it, because I might make it absolutely filthy." You warn and Logan's eyes widen as he perks up from where he's cuddled into your side.

"Oh please, please, do." His little shit eating grin makes you burst into laughter as you nod, pulling out your notebook from your bedside table and a pen as Logan adjusts so he can watch you scribble down ideas.

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urusername: im so sorry to @ williamsracing in advance. my new single miami burn comes out tmrw 💙

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logansargeant: i apologize in advance to my pr team

williamsracing: logan please.

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[moonlightndaydreams]

i’m not sure if you take requests but if u do i’d love to see something like this

Excuse how long this is going to be 😅 but i am desperate for a fic with poly!skz x reader where the dynamic is kinda like

Chan and lino = doms/ in charge, what they say goes

changbin = switch but soft dom leaning

hyunjin = switch but sub leaning

han = the biggest brat you’ve ever met, constantly in trouble

felix = subby good boy

seungmin = dom

jeongin = switch

reader = sub

basically it would be focused on han and reader, with them both being extremely bratty! not that han is dom in any way however reader will literally do anything he says or follow anything he does without caring about the repercussions like they usually would and lino and chan can’t figure out why reader will always so blindly follow han into being a brat and the both of them constantly being punished!

im imagining a situation where han has convinced reader to let him eat her out even though they did not have permission from chan and lino, then lino calls reader and han makes reader pick up the phone and try to stay quiet but in the end lino figures out what’s happening. it baso ends with lee know and chan punishing han and reader ☺️☺️

I had so much fun writing this @jisungiexx . I really went to town with my inner voyeur and exhibitionist with this one. It’s turned out long (sorry, but am I?). I hope you like what has ended up on the page 🤪.

Sub Reader x Bratty Han (plus Doms Lino, Chan and features ot8). Established poly ot8 relationship.

Word count: 2.9k approx.

CW below the cut.

⚠️⚠️⚠️Warnings: NSFW // 18+ content // MDNI // dom chan and lino // sub reader // oral sex (f and m rec.) // creampies // unprotected vaginal and anal sex // butt plugs // spanking with a belt // restraints // sex in front of a group // everyone cums all over reader // use of word whore, bitch etc // sharing if you blink // disrespecting reader (but it’s consensual punishment) // let me know if I’ve missed anything.

Han. The fucking brat. He loves to rile up the doms and soft doms, pushing their buttons, making them snap. He likes to coerce the subs into messy situations in the hopes of getting into trouble off the bosses Chan and Lino.

But the subs don’t always play along. Except for you. Han knows this perfectly well. For some reason you can’t resist his bratty, suggestive energy. He makes you lose the fear of consequences, or maybe it’s that he makes you forget about consequences entirely? Until, of course you are being thrown face down on the bed, your panties pulled down around your thighs as you get spanked by Chan while Lino fucks your face (although you love that kind of punishment).

You think every idea Han has is a good one. There’s just something about him that makes you want to please him. You want to please him as much as you need to please Chan and Lino. You’d honestly let him do anything he wants to you.

That’s how you ended up here. On the couch in the living room.

“Come on baby.” He whispers, kissing your neck. Your shirt is already off and he’s cupping your breast, under your bra, with one hand, and is three fingers deep inside your cunt.

He knows you are pliable right now. You’ll agree to anything. “Let me taste your sweet pussy.” He thrusts his fingers in hard making you squeal. “So fucking wet. I know you want more than just my fingers, right?”

You shake your head. “Sungie, no. We don’t have permission. What if they find out?” you say timidly.

“No one’s gonna know. Just think about how it’s gonna feel with my hot… wet…mouth,” he kisses you sloppily. “Against your…aching…dripping…pussy?” He breaks away only to lean his forehead against yours. “You are my baby, aren’t you?” he asks with a serious tone. You nod. You are. “So… can I?” he pushes.

“Yes.” You whisper. He is right. Your cunt really was aching for him. His fingers had almost taken you over the edge, but you know his skilled and quick mouth will have you seeing stars in no time.

“You’re my favourite, you know that, right? Always up for anything. Such a fucking good girl.” He says as he makes his way down between your legs. “Spread them wider for me. Let me take a good look at you.” He pushes your legs open and bites his lip hungrily as he inspects your most intimate parts.

“Such a pretty, tight, little hole.” He watches your pussy clench around nothing as he removes his digits. He spreads your lips apart and licks a stripe up from your vagina to your clit. You cry out. Why does it always feel so good? You throw your head back and squeeze you eyes closed as Han laps up all of your arousal that’s dripping from you. Your back arches off the couch when he slips his tongue into your cunt.

“Fuck, Ji!” you cry. “I’m so close.”

And then you hear it. Your phone ringing. You know the ringtone. Han knows the ringtone. Lino is calling.

“Answer it, baby. You don’t want to get in trouble for missing a call from the boss.” Han pauses his movements.

“I… I can’t-”

“Answer it.” Han repeats himself.

And of course you do as he says.

With a shaky hand and a fuzzy brain, you answer the call. “H-hello?” you say softly.

“What the fuck took you so long, kitten?” Lino is angry. Fuck. “Um… I’m sorry, I was just…ahhhh.” You feel Han’s mouth latch onto your clit.

“You were just what? What is so important that it took you more than three rings for to answer the phone?” Lino growls.

You can barely find the words you need. Han is bringing you so close to climax that you can feel a sheen of sweat forming on your chest, and you know your heavy breathing must sound suspicious. You try with everything you have to ignore Han and to focus on Lino.

“I was just….working out… yes…running.” You manage.

And then you feel Han’s fingers in your pussy again, pumping in and out of you whilst he slurps loudly against your clit. The wet, obscene sounds becoming so loud that it threatens to give you away.

“Kitten?” Lino’s voice tries to cut through the overwhelming feeling of pleasure that has taken over your body. It is so hard to concentrate on Lino. Han is too intoxicating. Han feels too good. Han is your whole world. Han is the only person that matters. Han making you come is the only thing you need right now. You would surely die without it.

“Hannie-” you choke and the tension inside you snaps, sending pulsating pleasure through your veins and your legs shaking around Han’s head.

“You have to be fucking joking.” Lino does not sound happy. “Chan and I will be home in one hour. You and Han better be ready. You are going to be so fucking sorry.” And with that Lino is gone.

You lean up on your elbows and look down at the man that just took you to the stars. He is already looking up you with the most smug look on his face. You can’t tell if he is feeling pleased with himself because he convinced you (yet again) to let him have unauthorised access to your body, or that he has managed to get the you two caught?

It is a rather odd dynamic, between you and Han. Han is a bratty little shit, but he is not the boss. Not by a long shot. He just loves stirring up trouble and making life challenging for Chan and Lino. Han thinks it’s fucking hilarious to get himself, and any of the other subs, into trouble. Why? Because punishment is always fun. What he finds the most fun of all is the bemused expressions on Chan and Lino’s face when, as always, you have gone along with some devious idea of his.

You don’t even know why you always go along with whatever Han wants. But you can’t seem to stop yourself.

Even when it leads to this situation right now.

One hour later you and Han sitting side by side on the end of the bed, awaiting punishment.

The bedroom door bursts open and Chan and Lino enter the room - followed by the rest of the members. This was different. Punishment had never involved an audience before.

It makes you wet, and you were sure it is making Han hard.

They look pissed. Lino speaks first. “Everyone take a seat, stand against the wall. Make yourself comfortable.”

Suengmin and Changbin stand against the wall, and Felix, Innie and Hyunjin take places on the bed behind you.

Chan disappears out of the room momentarily, returning with two dining chairs and placing them in front of you and Han. Chan sits himself down on one and Lino drags the other a little further away to the right side of the room.

“Han,” starts Chan, “strip, then sit on that chair.” He nods to the empty dining chair.

Han immediately removes his clothes and takes a seat as instructed. You are right, he’s hard. You hear seungmin snicker to your left. How fucking humiliating.

“Everyone listen up.” Chan addresses the room. “Lino and I have called you all in here today because there are some of you who do not know how to follow rules.” Silence and anticipation fills the room and you start to become nervous.

“Han, in particular, doesn’t think he needs permission to play with our kitten here.” Lino says as he stands in front of you, grasping your chin forcing it so you’re looking into his dark, angry eyes. “Take off your top and bra and go lay over Chan’s lap so you can receive your punishment.”

You do as he says, nervously removing your garments and walking to were Chan sits.

“Lay over me, ass away from Han.” He pulls you over his lap and slaps your ass. Your head dangles by his shoe and you can’t see any of the men in the room. Chan pulls your shorts and panties down exposing your bare pussy and ass to everyone and pulls your cheeks apart. “Look at that boys… Han thinks this is his.” He snarls and roughly prods your pussy with his fingers. You gasp. You are so vulnerable, and so turned on. “Lino, come look at her pretty little holes.”

Lino kneels down next you, and the pair start finger fucking you at the same time. They plunge two fingers each into your cunt, stretching you, opening you up, showing everyone how much of a little whore you are. You begin to moan with pleasure, which apparently is against the rules. “Felix. Come pull the rest of her clothes off.” Chan instructs. “That’s it, Felix. Now shove her panties in her mouth to shut her up.”

Felix comes around and stuffs your mouth with your panties to muffle your whimpers, and then he’s gone again.

From where Han sits, all he can see is all the other men’s reactions to what is happening to you. He is turned on as fuck, but also jealous. He wants to see what was happening to your pussy. He can hear it though. The sopping, sloppy noises of your wetness. His dick is leaking. He knows there’s a good chance he’s going to come untouched. His hand automatically grips his cock.

“Hey, he’s touching his dick!” Innie exclaims, pointing to Han.

“Hyunjin, tie him up.” Chan growls. “This is meant to be a punishment.”

Hyunjin swiftly ties Han’s hands together and someone decides it’s a good idea to tie yours together too. “Let’s tie here’s behind her back.”

All you can do is lay there and take whatever punishment you are given.

“Everyone. This is what’s gonna happen.” Lino addresses the waiting men. “Our insolent little bitch here is going to choke on Chan’s cock, while I fuck her greedy little cunt. Your job, boys, is to jerk off while you watch. When you need to cum, you will come up, ask for permission, and choose where abouts you want to cum on her.”

Suengmin, another dom, pipes up. “Hey why do I need to ask permission? And I don’t want to cum on her - I wanna cum in her.”

Lino rolls his eyes. “Don’t forget who are the bosses here! But yeah, anyone can cum anywhere on or in her.. Except Han. He’s not allowed to cum.”

Your pussy clenches at the thought of having everyone’s cum all over you.

“Everyone, get your cocks out.” You hear zippers and belt buckles as they free their dicks. Chan and Lino continue to finger your pussy. They jiggle your ass cheeks, make noises of approval at how wet you are. You feel Lino spit on your asshole and spread it around the rim, then plunge a finger deep into your hole. You tense and clench, making the pair chuckle to themselves. “Innie, give me the butt plug.” You brace yourself as Lino presses the rather large plug into your ass.

“Pass me your belt, Changbin.” Says Lino standing up, leaving your hole clenching around the plug.

“We must set and example, mustn’t we Chan?” And without warning you feel the belt hit your ass cheek. You can’t cry out, or grab hold of anything. Chan holds you still. The belt comes down again. A little harder. Your skin stings. Again. Tears well up in your eyes. Another smack with the belt. You squeeze your eyes tight and the tears slip out. The next hit with the belt is on your pussy. It’s not as hard, but the sting is harsh. You hear gasps from some of the onlookers.

“Ummm,” you hear a timid voice next to you. “Can I please cum?” Felix.

“Already?” Chuckles Chan. “Sure. Where you going to put it?”

“The base of her spine please.” Always so polite. The spanking pauses, and you feel ropes of hot cum land on your lower back and hear the sweet noises Felix makes when he cums.

“Good boy.” Lino says proudly. “You did so good.” Chan concurs. “You may leave if you want. Or stay and watch. What do you want to do?”

Felix hesitates. “I’d like to stay and watch.” He says quietly.

“That’s our boy.” Seungmin claps his hands.

You are repositioned so that you are kneeling on the carpet in front of Chan. He lifts up slightly so he can shimmy his sweatpants down, freeing his enormous cock. Chan has the biggest cock out of everyone, and you know you are about to gag and choke very soon. He removes the panties that were in your mouth and fists a handful of hair on the back of your head and shoves your mouth down over his cock without care, forcing you take as much as possible. Then he pushes you down even more. You splutter, gag, and make a whole host of humiliating sounds as Chan pulls your mouth up and down on his cock, hard, fast and rough.

Meanwhile, Lino positions himself behind you, lifting you up enough to push his cock into your sopping cunt. The fullness feels incredible. Lino fucks you rough from the get go, leaving you no time to adjust. With your hands tied behind your back you are helpless. And it’s driving you, and the men wild.

One by one, they come up seeking permission to cum on you.

You’re pulled up off Chan’s cock so Binnie can cum on your tits. You sneak a glance at Han to who looks so fucked out, his dick red and angry. Fuck you want to relieve him of that.

Innie wants to cum in your mouth. “Swallow it, kitten.” Lino instructs. You swallow it all and then continue to suck Chan off. Hyunjin wants to cum on your stomach, so again you’re lifted upright so he can mark you. Felix comes back again, this time wanting to cum in your mouth.

Finally Suengmin is ready to give you his load. “I’m going to cum in her cunt.” He announces. Lino grumbles and pulls out of you, and you feel suengmin at your entrance. He thrusts into you hard making you gag on Chan’s cock. He digs his fingers into the side of your body and snaps his hips three times and you feel him release himself deep inside you.

“I’m not sticking my cock back in there after you. I don’t wanna feel your jizz on my dick.” Lino sounds irritated. Seungmin laughs and leaves the room.

“You’ll have to fuck her ass then, mate.” Chan says between clenched teeth. He was close to cumming.

“Hmm, you’re right.” Lino pulls the plug from your ass and pushes his thick cock into you, grasping your neck for both leverage and to feel you choking around Chan’s cock. Your pathetic cry is too much for Chan and cums down your throat. “Swallow it.” Lino says from behind you, pounding his cock into your ass with an unimaginable force. You swallow and open your mouth, showing Chan your empty mouth.

You can feel Seungmin’s cum dribbling down your inner thigh, Felix’s cum dried on your back, and your breast and stomach are sticky. You are a mess as Lino fucks into you, holding you up by your tied arms. He pulls you against his chest, his mouth close to your ear. “Look at him,” Lino hisses, referring to Han. “I don’t know why the fuck you let him get you into this mess. Maybe you forgot who owns your pussy, hmm? Maybe you forgot I own your ass.” He growls. He reaches a hand down to your clit. “Now cum for me.” He demands.

You’re close but you can’t quite get there. You look at Han again. His cock. Yes you love that cock so much. Closer. His trim waist and defined torso. Yes you love to have your legs wrapped around it. Almost there. You look up to his face. His eyes. They are locked on yours. Encouraging you to cum. Fuck!!!! You clench around Lino’s cock and he pumps into you a few more times before you feel him paint your walls.

Lino pulls out and plugs you back up. “I own your ass. Don’t forget it.” He says and stands up. He and Chan pull their pants back on. You look around the room. It’s only now you realise that the rest of the men have left.

You see that Han has cum untouched, cum plastered on his abdomen, but he is still hard as stone. Chan unties him. “Now you clean her up - with your mouth… and then fuck Seungmin and Lino’s cum back into her holes.”

You and Han are alone again. He’s at your side untying you, immediately licking the cum off your tits, then kisses you. “That was so worth getting you into trouble.” He smirks and picks you up to lay you on the bed.

He hovers over you and gazes at you tenderly. “You are my baby, aren’t you?” He whispers.

You nod.

“Then… will you let me?”

“Let you what? They’ve given you permission to fuck me.” You say.

He shakes his head. “Will you let me make love to you?”

Typical, bratty Han, still not wanting to follow instructions.

You nod. “Yes.”

A/N: I kinda wanted to end this on a sweet note, and make Hannie still unable to follow rules, like if he’s told to fuck her, then he wants to go slow and tender. But… he is a sneaky little shit getting her into so much trouble.

…… my babes @channieandhisgoonsquad @lyramundana @2chopsticks2eyes @hanjisunglover @queenmea604

[pupyuj]

damn first time ask but likenzjdkdns im such a big gaeul stan i just need sm dom gaeul stuff like i want her to ruin me🥰🥰🥰 i want to feel her cock inside me and idk maybe breed me oh whoops🥺 djmsjdkdjsis

me too anon, me too.. oh did i say that 🤭🤭 this was one of my favorite asks to write like.. gaeul, the things you do to my headddd 😵‍💫

who said gaeul makes up for her height with her big dick—

i imagine that g!p gaeul's urges are very random 😭😭 like maybe you're in the practice room with the girls, watching them rehearse for a special lil performance—one for their concert, maybe—and you're just sitting off to the side, sometimes scrolling on your phone, adorably trying to imitate the dance moves, or literally just staring off into space and still, gaeul will feel the strong need to fuck you stupid 😳😳😳

and that's exactly what'll happen... as soon as the girls get a break, gaeul takes your wrist and drags you out of the room, her cock growing harder and harder as your scent started filling her senses,,, she takes you to a single-stall bathroom and pins your back against the sink,, "it should be illegal to look this cute in a stupid skirt..." gaeul says, her hands caressing your thighs.

"i like this skirt, though?" you said with a fake frown,, you loved seeing her like this, however 🤭 she was one of the more quiet and serious members but that was what made her so hot to you, and knowing she was a borderline sex-obsessed perv behind closed doors made her even hotter ugh 😩 sjdbekfjd you having to lean down a little to kiss her bcs she is on the tiny side, but she's having all the control 😵‍💫 she's biting your lips, exploring your mouth with her tongue, steadily melting your fucking brain into a puddle while she's feeling your wet cunt through your panties.. and you try to touch her cock but she swats your hand away,,

"come onnn, you have been practicing for hours... i've been waiting all day, unnie..." you whined with a pout. oh you were cute... so cute that gaeul decided that this was gonna be the best quickie of your life 🫣

"yeah? fine then."

and she turns you around to face the mirror,, wasting no time pulling your panties down to your ankles,,, "now you get to watch your pretty little self get fucked... talk about feast to the eyes, hm?" before you knew it, gaeul has pulled her own pants and undergarments down and she gives you exactly what you have been craving: her cock balls deep inside you 😵‍💫😩

gaeul having to slide two of her fingers in your mouth to keep you quiet,, gagging and drooling over her digits, and also moaning bcs she was fucking into you relentlessly 😵‍💫 she gets very lost in the act, her free hand gripping your ass, keeping you steady while slamming her cock inside you :(( eyebrows furrowed in concentration, her own cute moans escaping her mouth bcs god did it feel good to finally use you after hours and hours of practice <333

"you're such a good little doll, aren't you? always gonna be there for unnie when i need you, huh?" she's whispering in your ear, looking at your face through the mirror and only getting more turned on,, you were the prettiest when you were getting fucked out of your mind 🤤🤤

shdehjfjdf gaeul dumping her load inside you with a whimper, some of it even spilling out your hole a little bcs she came a lot :((( you whining when she pulled out, trying to chase after her cock by bending over the sink a little more but gaeul's laughing, patting your ass and shaking her head.

"i gotta get back before they suspect anything, baby... but i'll call you when we're finished. for now, just go home, wait... and wear that lingerie you know i like, alright?"

and well... you can imagine that it was a very wild night! gaeul had to reward you for being her good girl after all! 😚

[svt-nari]

svt reacts to nari and cheol (pt. 1) !

jeonghan:

— he always knew about cheol’s feelings and he was sure they would end up together.

— it was just a matter of time in his opinion.

— when cheol called him saying that it was the day he was gonna confess, that he was a nervous wreck, jeonghan was exploding from happiness.

— he just wants what’s best for his members!

— when nari told him through message that it had happened he just knew he had to tease them about it.

— the only one who has the balls to tease nari tho…

— he wasn’t surprised but he was really happy, one of the most excited ones once he found out that they were - finally - together.

— helps them with whatever he can just to see them happy and healthy.

joshua:

— shua found out through nari because she was a nervous wreck about meeting cheol.

— poor baby was nervous for his friend :(

— i mean, nari made him nervous through their phone call…

— got so hyped up when he got the news that they were finally a couple!

— the one who takes most of their pictures ^^

— baby was so serious about letting the other members figure it out by themselves.

— like, bro acted all surprised when they decided to break the news to all of the others!

— acted all 😱😱😱😱

— and nari just rolled her eyes at him with a “bro you already knew it”

— which made him shush her bc he didn’t want the other to feel left out

— which earned him a lot of ‘boo’s.

— he’s just protective of his friends and wants the best for them.

jun:

— junnie was in china when cheolri decided to finally be a couple

— so, nari called him right after she got home from their date

— and SCREAMED to jun about it

— was all “WE ARE DATING!”

— and poor junhui was so startled that he just understood what she meant on the other day

— so he sent her a cute ‘im happy for you 🥰’

— he literally sent a message to minghao right after

— and was all like “bruh, they finally got together”

— so he ended up killing two birds with a stone

— he’s one of nari’s number 1 fanboy which results in him fighting cheol sometimes

— ^ only kidding tho, jun knows he’s too young to die so he doesn’t test cheol’s patience

— he’s overall just really happy that they found their happiness in each other.

hoshi:

— so. damn. dramatic.

— like, bro almost cried because, according to him:

— “my nari is too young to get married!”

— and the couple’s eyes got so wide with his statement

— started denying - even though they really considered the idea - that they would get married that soon.

— was upset for awhile

— especially when they told him he wasn’t the first one to know about it

— ^ full on sulking for an entire week until nari bribed him with a new phone case.

— really supportive!!!

— cries a lot about them when he drinks, saying that they only deserve happiness.

— cares a lot for them and nari is really grateful for it.

wonwoo:

— my boy wonwoo was actually the one who first said that they really matched each other’s energies.

— like, in his gut he knew there was something else

— so he wasn’t that surprised when they told him that they were together.

— ^ just shocked with his newfound skill.

— likes to pride himself in that though.

— he secretly enjoy watching them together,

— brings a kind of comfort watching the two of them being all lovey-dovey with each other.

— he snaps a picture or two whenever he has the chance.

— tells them to enjoy every moment together

— he’s glad that they have each other.

woozi:

— he knew that the lyrics nari wrote were describing someone he knew,,,

— all the sweet smiles whenever she talked about the song were the same ones she would direct to coups

— he pieced everything together quite quickly

— then, one day, nari arrived at the studio earlier with cheol

— ^ they were recording for the new album

— and woozi was in a meeting with the other producers before he went to the recording session

— to his surprise, when he entered it, the couple was holding hands while sitting on the couch

— with nari’s head on cheol’s shoulder

— and then he knew

— teased cheol for a good time

— like, whenever he receives lyrics that are all overly sweet

— he will immediately call seuncheol out on it and start the bickering

— though, he uses them for inspiration since he can feel the love whenever they are together.

— proud that they don’t care about what anyone has to say.

all rights reserved © svt-nari, 2023

[r4vn]

MAJORRR GIRL TALK UPDATE +18:

................... 😏 teehee

BUCKLE THE FUCK UP GUYS.

sssssssssoooooooooooooo

he came over last weekend 😏

i kissed him first 😏😏

....things happened 😏😏😏😏

LMDAOAOAODJSIFBEBRBE THIS IS CRAZY. guys...first i was looking st his tattoos trying to make small convo bc im SO NERVOUS..we are discussing tattoos and i discuss mine (im tatted yup (i have 2 lol)) ...tension just BUILDINGGG..so we lay down bc im so nervous ...i kissed him first right... then i started rambling how i said i was gonna kiss him first, he shuts me up by kissing me again and making out with me!! @($;#*%;÷*÷kwbdkwdbwodbd AGHHH

also, before i kissed him, during everyfhing, and after. i was TERRIBLY FLUSTERED. LIKE I COULDNT LOOK AT HIM..WE TOOK SMALL 30SEC BREAKS BC I'D GET OVERWHELMED..HE WAS SSOO PATIENT WITH ME.

anyways i climb ontop of him and im kissing him, my long beautiful majestic curly hair keeps getting in the way so i couldnt help but laugh and pull away, still flustered as shit. im sitting ontop of him now, I LOOK AWAY, ANYWHERE BUT HIM. like i said he is being so patient with me telling me its okay and im okay

(throughout these small steamy moments he takes like 2-3phone calls and steps out bc his friend is having a crisis. in the end he stayed with me, and left to see his friend after and kept me updated on that. his fren is okay :D)

so after he comes back from taking the phone call, we are talkin abt his friend, im asking if he needs to leave, he says no, he is massaging my foot rn..and then asks "are you ticklish?" and im like 🧍‍♂️ "do you have intentions of tickling me?" and as soon as he begins to tickle my feet im like "i will kick you in your sternum." and he laughs (im so real and funny) he lays next to me, idfk what im talking about i was probably rambling amd he shuts me up again with making out with me again. to give perspective: im laying on my back and he is laying on his shoulder/side? he leans over me so i wrap one hand over his shoulder and the other under his arm to grip his shoulder..errughgkkgjgjgg

his HAND...DIPS IN BETWEEN MY LEGS GUYS..GGUUYYYYSSSS....HE GOES LAYER BY LAYER. IM STRUGGLING TO KISS HIM AND HE IS GOING FROM MY PJ SHORTS, TO MY UNDERWEAR, TO ME....guys im a melted mess under this man faces close, panting, steamy...guys he has such a nice smile and yk what he does?? whisper "talk to me.." with the slightest smile on his mouth as im literally whimpering and mewing his name. i say "i..i cant." and he then SAYS "why?" WITH THAT HINT OF AMUSEMENT...IM SICCCKKK. he has such a nice voice guys..for my praise kink im SO serious 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭!!!!

that goes on for a bit, we stop..he goes to lick his fingers and im like N O...wash your hands..he listens (like a good boy lol) he comes back..LAYS DOWN ON HIS STOMACH WITH THAT PRETTY ASS GRIN..SLOWLY TAKES OFF MY BOTTOMS AND DIVES IN!! SO SERIOUS YALL!!! as im squirming in pleasure..i distinctly remember hyperfixating on how his tattoed arms secured my thighs and his hands did too....I AM A CAT IN HEAT GUYS. I CANT. I CAAAAANNTTTTTT. (im literally ovulating rn i need him now so mf bad)

we take a tiny break bc ..overwhelmed and flustered again (this isnt very nonchalant man eater raven of me guys ik) i say something about continuing..and he's like "you want me to fuck you?" and i was like "i want you to ask me. for permission" I HAD TO INSERT DOMINANCE I WAS LOSING SO BAD. so he asks lol. "can i fuck you?" "go on.." "...please?" and i smile and nod. he chuckles and slides between my thighs. and FIRST THRUST he grazes my cervix. im like WAIT A MIN..HOLLON..WAIT..WAIT.......BC ONLT 1 GUY COULD REACH MY CERVIX AND THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME LAST YR (yes guys i lost my v-card at 18 im still very new to this field)..so im like slightly shook. and i ask him to go slow in missionary. he does, im like a whimpering panting mess. i feel his arm shaking and i ask him if he is okay. i asked my guy friend days later and he is like "bro is in pure ecstasy and is basically doing a plank position yes he is going to tremble a little" so i was like ahhhh understandable. so anyways he says yes but then i ask "can i get on top?" and he is like sure. i get on top and ngl guys..couple strokes in he did finish PFFT I GOT THAT MEOW MEOWW AHAHAHA. i dont necessarily care if a guy finishes fast (unless its like 10secs in then we needa talk man) but the ENTIRE night was full of pleasure and tension so i was satisfied. he tapped my thigh and i asked if he was okay and he chuckles saying "im about to cum" and im like oh lemme continue then to finish you off! LOL we finish and clean up and he gives me the best hug ive had in a while omfggnfnfnjffjfjfn UGH...And then leaves the end ! lol...so i'd like to say my fling and I are well!! LOLLLL....probably goimg to see him this weekend wink wonk ;)

[seumyo]

hi eumeum, im finally here after taking such a long time to figure out something for your event. happy 1000th, eumy. im soso proud of your journey ! i'm gonna send in an entry of me + dabi ♡

i'm a very laid-back and chill, but i can be serious in certain areas. for mbti it's istj-a. my hobby is performing (singing/acting) interests includes gothic culture and rock music. um um i like spiders and i dislike overly loud people.

uh i actually don't have any idea what to write for the description thingy, i apologise 😭 but id love to have a totally like expectant relationship w dabi like the "oh ofc they'd be tgt, they're literally made for eachother 😒" typa thing

colour uhh black, white, blue. song is always been you by chris grey :v aesthetic? rockstar core.

teehee im so excited for a scrapbook thingy from eumy herself 😳😳 take your time and don't stress, okay? giving you jars of hearts and affirming you from here. mahal kita eumyyy

ᯓ★ DABI | TOUYA + SEN!

★ The moment Dabi met you, it's like every other day, something that isn’t new to him. In an alternate universe where Touya is a burnt-out music prodigy set to inherit the family business (which he doesn’t particularly take interest in because of how strained his relationship with his father is), he’s a college student in psychology when he met you.

★ Did not even notice you because he was blinded by all the pent-up frustrations he had with the expectations placed upon him as the first son of the Todoroki family, plus he wasn’t one to be drawn to people that much considering he also had his studies to focus on. He was balancing everything all at once, so he doesn’t notice the well-known lead vocalist on campus trying to talk to him.

★ That is, until he’s encouraged by his classmates to try and join the school band to pass the time. He didn’t see the point of trying, but he decides to stay and watch one of your performances during an event to see if it’d pique his interest. Man, he was pulled into a trance when he heard your voice and took note that the band was indeed lacking a bass player to tie it all together.

★ It’s a shame to let your talent go to waste, so he thought about it thoroughly. And finally, he finally approached you after one of your performances with his application sheet.

★ Touya finds himself not being able to say no to you. Your other bandmates could ask if he could start again from his succession, but he’ll just say he’s on a little break (maybe even pretend to be busy on his phone for a few minutes), but when you do ask the same thing from him, suddenly he’s already ready to begin from that exact part as many times as you want him to.

★ He’s chill whenever he’s not stressed with anything and would take most opportunities to tease you. “Oh, you want me to teach you how to play? You sure you’re up for it, hm? I mean, you could just say that you want to spend some one-on-one time with me.”

★ Practices with him include just Touya staring at you (he can’t focus on the music sheet). Whenever you have him as your sub vocalist, he's secretly happy that he can finally see your face when you’re singing (he's used to seeing your side or back most of the time since he’s playing the bass).

★ He confesses when he’s sure of his feelings. Touya doesn’t want to rush into things haphazardly, so it takes him a lot of time to even consider confessing. In your graduating year, he finally confesses on your last performance together. He’s so scared of rejection (and the fact that he might not see you as often anymore—so he’s just imagining getting rejected and losing contact with you) that his hands were slightly shaking.

★ Everyone isn't surprised anymore. You’re right, Sen, you and Touya are that couple that just screams, “Oh, definitely. They’re each other’s halves, if you ask me.” You complement and balance each other so well that it just works. Yes, there may be ups and downs on the relationship, especially since Touya hasn’t really pursued anyone but you (he’s new to everything that one does in a relationship), but he tries his best to ease arguments as soon as he cools down, remember your likes and dislikes, and put in a bit more effort than he already was doing.

★ The relationship includes him being just soft (he tries to hide it) whenever he watches you perform, whether it’s acting or singing; he’s your number one fan. Touya introduces you to Natsuo first, then his mom second, and his other siblings last. He never introduced you to his father because he just didn’t want to. Him sending you videos he sees of couples doing subtle yet romantic things together with the message that says, “us.” Him letting you use his phone for whatever reason you have, he doesn’t have anything to hide, and trusts you so you could literally just take his phone whenever he's not using it, and he’ll be ok with it. His love language of physical touch comes out whenever you two are out; he just holds the top of your head with his hand and thinks it’s the most appropriate thing to do so he doesn’t lose you in the crowd.

[mesanthropi]

nothing came after (oc x shua /p)

fair warnings: i have no idea how exactly their dorms work or how they're exactly situated. i'm just braining. also i'm just kinda tired!! i was writing the second bit with josh when almosgt 1am hit hhh im gonna assume that near future weiss is just gonna edit the text formatting and higt post. so no, it's not gonna be proofread whatsoever. if i butcher your fave please criticize me godbless

i thought of it and fell asleep to it methinks. shua making bead bracelets and garam making yarn bracelets. then i woke up at 4pm and started writing

choi 'river' garam, helios, you know the guy. it'd been a week since it was announced that he was on hiatus, everybody knew that. garam needed emotional support every now and then, everybody also knew that.

but nobody really knows who he'll go to next. two days earlier, woozi was approached and the two had made some joke song together. just as a break from 'all the serious stuff' (helios' words, not mine). the other day, he was texting jun about the cats he'd seen on his most recent walk, comparing the older to the stray felines. and literally a few hours ago, he'd gone to dino's room to leave him a stuffed animal that he decided not to keep; it was a buy one take one deal. and dino was one of his favorite people out of seventeen others.

... haha, seventee- anyway. that's a lot of emotional support.

(it's what i want, personally.)

now garam had been staying in his room for the time being, having gone right back after giving dino that plushie and a hug. a bit of work was being done, non-idol work at least, and it involved a bit of handcrafting and drawing a few blanks. ("... i think i did this step wrong- fuck, i need to do it again.") yeah, the guy had been at this for a few hours just because 'he could and nobody could stop him', at least from what the ravenette had said in the groupchat.

at least he'd managed to make two of these mysterious things, because that was all it took before he got up from the floor of his room, and walked out the door. there was a faint smile present on the man's face, and it stayed on his way to one of the rooms on his floor. sixth one.

garam wordlessly approached a door, hung something on the doorknob, before sticking a note next to it. and like nothing happened, he was making his way back to the room he once sat in for hours that day. there was a little hum as he did, wringing his hands or wiping them on the fabric of his pants despite the lack of things to wipe off.

"hopefully that can make up for my spotty pop-ups," murmured the guy with eyes looking down at tiled floors like it was artwork. "... i'm sure he won't mind another one to add to the collection." his thoughts were barely above a whisper, tumbling from his lips like beads out of a box. which was funny, but not where he was exactly thinking, furrowing his brows. "he likes that kind of stuff. right-"

when he stopped himself, garam found that he'd been pacing around. he also found that he'd stopped in front of the first door he'd visited. unable to help how blue-grey hues bored into the wood, the ravenette thought for a few seconds. a moment. then he knocked thrice like he always did. "shushua!" then he ran like hell to his own room and hid.

what a kid.

joshua wasn't doing much, just watching the weather pass by while music played through his phone. mans just didn't know what to exactly do today, but did know that he'd be taking it easy, enjoying the tunes with light nods to its beats. at every song with guitar, his fingers found themselves holding an invisible instrument and placing themselves on a fretboard. just a fun little thing.

then he heard the knock at the door, and the sound of garam (who he honestly thought was fucking asleep) calling his name. the blond turned his head, blinking once. and then twice as he stood up to see why the younger could be asking for him. maybe shushua would be the one to hang out with the guy, after being cooped up in his room for so long.

"... what the-?" joshua heard a door close in the distance when he poked his head out, looking around and about. it was even weirder when he saw that it was garam's damn door. "garam?" called out the older, just to see if he'd respond.

...

nothing came after.

just when he was about to go back inside, he saw a note on his door, prompting the raise of a brow. "what are you up to this time...?" because notes either meant sweet message or a wild goose chase he'd fallen victim to. so plucking it off the wood, he read through the english letters written on there with pencil.

'shushua :) i know you like bracellets bracelets but i physically can't like. handle beads bc i will lose them and i still need to get new ones for you (yes im the one who took it BUT I JUST WANTED TO TRY AND MAKE ONE. NOT LOSE BEADS) im so sorry bro. im looking for one rn as ur reading this <3

so i js mde one out of yarn. i asked my sister to help me. we can match with the rest of the guys once i finish the rest of them. sorry if i scared u lol

- the sunday night to ur sunday morning'

he blinked before looking to the doorknob. the bracelet was adjustable and had a nice strawberry color palette, which lead shua to assume that garam's was the opposite with blue instead of red. yeah, with how the note ended, they really were night and day. opposites yet clicked like puzzle pieces. unable to help the way he beamed, the bracelet was taken and put around his wrist.

the ravenette stared blankly at his ceiling, gazing at the green stars scattered across it like a sky outside. maybe one day he can ask somebody to look at the real night sky with him. lie on the grass, say that the sky looks pretty while looking at anywhere else but the stars.

then again, the stars had always been his company.

...

nothing came after.

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

Someone anyone pls. My boyfriend has unfortunately had his phone broken so I haven't been talking with him, and I feel so lonely 😞 Also ALL OF MY FRIENDS LIVES ARE CRUMBLING APART?? My friend just broke up with her boyfriend, because of her mental health, but I suspect that it might be because of the boy she's been flirting with on the side. My other friends sibling is breaking up with their douche of a man, thank goodness. Two OTHER friends, who are literally bestfriend and have been for years, have been fighting eith eachother amd separating from our little group?? Also my dads been talking about death and I find myself looking at baby pictures of me and him with my grandma and great grandma, crying about thinkinf that I'm gonna be the only one alive in that picture some day. It also dawned on me that he's like the only person that I KNOW I'll have until we perish. We were watching mamma mia, and the whole time I kept thinking that I wished my mom loved me like Donna loved her daughter, and mentioned how I'd like to move into a little island or something. I guess my dad saw me holding back tears during the "slipping through my fingers" song, because he told me we could move to Alaska just he and I. (That's his dream place) PLEASE IM SOBBING THINKING ABT THE FACT HES NEVER BEEN.

Anyways, it made me think of my goal in life, and its to someday bring my dad to Alaska with me. Regardless if hes with me, just inside an urn. (I'm being so dead serious, I love my dad even if I went through some shit for most of my childhood. He's like the only person in my life who has stepped up, and made an actual change in his behavior for MY sake. It's admirable, and I've always been my fathers daughter. I'm just more proud to say it now after everything hes been through, and the changes hes gone through for my well being.)

I apologize about the rant, I fear that I've been holding that within me for so long. My friends don't really care about my personal life, and sometimes I'm glad that I keep it that way. ANYWAYS.

I realize that I haven't been in your asks, but I did follow through with that strike. Stayed off my phone unless it was to check about the updates for Palestine, and reposting. Didn't buy groceries, I even stopped going to classes for the time being. I'm sad to know that it's not getting any better, and I'm ashamed to say that my little town has very little businesses that DON'T support Israel. So I can't really avoid buying things from those places :(

Been keeping up with your writing though, for the most part. I'm very sad that it will come to an end, but I'm excited to see the ending. I'm ALSO EXCITED FOR INUMAKI 😻😻😻😻😻

Anyways, gonna go shower because I feel like a dirty corndog that was dropped at a fair. Wish me luck that I don't run out of warmish water, I always seem to do so because my hair is so hard to manage and I have like 10 different products that I have to put in it. (I'm being dramatic, I usually sit and let it do it's thing while I sing the weekend and deftones. 😞)

GOODNIGHT STAY WARM!!!!

Xoxo 👽

don’t wanna be mean but i’m glad ur bf broke his phone 😊 BUT JESUS WHY R ALL UR FRIENDS LIVES SIMULTANEOUSLY IN SHAMBLES ??? LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE ???😭😭 that’s crazy… hopefully the two that have been friends for years figure their stuff out…

mamma mia will get u… it always will… (i’ve never seen it) BUT HE SAID U COULD MOVE TO ALASKA JUST U N HIM STOP IM SOBBING OH MY GOD??? that sounds like a very good life goal bae!! i’m sure he’d love that whether he’s actually with u or in an urn like u said!! and i’m super glad you have him and that he stepped out to make a change in himself for u i love that for u bae :( DONT APOLOGIZE FOR THE RANT ITS OKAY I DONT MIND !!

u haven’t but it’s okay!! i know you’ll pop up eventually LMFAO and yay for following through with the strike!! i really hope a lot of other people did as well.

YAY SO GLAD YOUVE BEEN KEEPING UP WITH MY WRITING N ARE EXCITED BAE🤞🤞🤞

A DIRTY CORNDOG THAT WAS DROPPED AT A FAIR HELEOEMEME LMFOAOA ENJOY UR SHOWER!! (whats ur favorite the weekend and deftones song…)

[hyunjinspark]

THE CLIFFHANGER ARE YOU SERIOUS I‘M- JADE, LOVE, YOU CAN‘T DO THIS TO ME!!! I‘M SCREAMING, CRYING, YODELING, THROWING UP, HEARTBROKEN- i keep wanting to write analyses/theories/praise for each new chapter but they would be way too long, whereas this just left me speechless… so all i‘m able to give you are some comments off the top of my head:

you said even though it‘s gonna be angsty it‘s not gonna be THAT bad, but i actually found it so heartbreaking. like even their cute moments somehow had me in a depressing mood (in the best way possible, trust me). i‘m such a sucker for angst.

i loved that there was finally some „conflict“ between hyun and y/n bc as i said before, every problem they‘re facing is due to external factors. when he wouldn‘t talk/come when y/n called, i legitimately wanted to cry. and then finally seeing a glimpse of a somewhat snappy y/n during the pool scene, more of that pls. i do wanna see them have an actual argument though, is that weird? (as if they aren‘t going through enough already hahaha)

also, jinnie‘s resolve slipping more and more (e.g. calling her baby, the phone sex). speaking of which, during the phone sex scene, when she said she‘d come over, i was like „FUCKING FINALLY, LET THEM MAKE LOVE“ and then so much shit went down simultaneously and then - boom - cliffhanger, i audibly HISSED, literally HISSED bc i read it at night and couldn’t scream.

hana? oh god. i‘m continuing my no-redemption-for-hana campaign. i legitimely wanted to crawl through my phone screen, give her a piece of my mind and slap her so hard her head would do a 180. yeonjun, you’re a gem, i want him as a main character, not a recurring one, like idk how you keep writing such ridiculously adorable characters without making them seem cheesy or unrealistic.

i feel like y/n is (getting) depressed. she constantly feels suffocated, she feels self-conscious, like a failure, she feels lonely, life keeps throwing shit at her and she holds so much self-hatred. while it‘s so heartbreaking to read, i definitely think you wrote those feelings so beautifully, in a sense that i could really feel the melancholy through the screen. you‘re a tremendously talented writer.

there‘s a billion things i could say, but i‘ll keep it at this for now. you outdo yourself every damn time. just wow

- 👑

i love all of your comments so dont worry about it being too long or short !! im a sucker for angst too and it does have a heartbreaking tone to it :(

thats not weird at all i love arguments between main characters its fun 🤩 and i completely get it, they finally had some internal conflict, there’ll be much more soon 🔜

jinnie’s resolve is crumbling now youre so right,,,but unfortunately the world isnt ready for them to make love yet 🙏🏻 so glad you love yeonjun though, hes a sweetheart and im glad you dont think its cheesy haha. the line between being an extremely nice character and an unreaslistic one is so very thin.

your comments about yn made my heart break, its very true that she’s feeling all of those things but im happy to be able to convey her feelings to you well.

thank you for a beautiful insight into your thoughts 🥺

[everythingne]

hey yall :D!

i've just moved back into my dorm for classes today but i don't start any actual work for a while. im gonna be a bit slower now with work and such but I wanted to let y'all know of some upcoming fics to expect :)! please let me know if any specific ones interest you as i am in a bit of a slump and any encouragement seriously helps <3

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growing pains - dr3

(3+1) three times the girls pain makes you and daniel realize they're not always going to be your little ones. (a first period, a first breakup, and moving out) and one time, the girls come back to show all the lessons you've taught them, and that no matter their age they'll always be your little girls.

mrs mclaren - ln4

the winner of the mini series vote for my 300 follower special was lando, friends to lovers/mutual pining, angst/whatever. so born from that is y/n mclaren, the granddaughter of bruce mclaren, who may just have a huge crush on her driver and somehow literally everyone but lando knows.

wasted summers - op81

to try and solve your huge two decades old crush on your childhood best friend, you attempt to capture his love over the short summer break, with the help of F1 twitter and other racers. it goes about how you would expect.

gripped - ln4

Roxanne Powell's quick thinking on a film set saves Lando from serious injury, the moment making an unlikely connection between one of the top Formula One drivers who takes all the fame and glory for his team, and a girl whose work is hardly credited to herself. it takes seeing the other side to open your eyes.

more below (max n logan)

the one with the wedding - mv1

max grapples with the fact he's getting married on his wedding day. slightly inspired by friends and real weddings i've attended. luckily charles and daniel are there to ease his fears, and you end up having a picture perfect monaco wedding.

akin to a pride verse - 'i truly am my fathers child' - mv1

when brought to tears by ruthless bullying by reporters, reina snaps and hits a reporter out of fear, but the media claims its anger. with no other option, hana flies max to london help her daughter out of a depressive episode caused by reina realizing she's more like her father than she ever wants to be. its a conversation that makes max think back on his actions too.

drunk walk home verse - 'stalkers tango' - mv1

isaiah doesn't go away, not after max nearly shatters his nose. late night phone calls, text messages, and dms lead to a break in that terrifies you and the f1 world. luckily, you're away for the break in, but its not safe for you to return alone. don't worry though, max enlists the help of a few drivers to move all your stuff to his while you 'hunt for apartments.'

wing damage ch 2 - mv1

nadine struggles to accept the fact that she's single and alone in her now too big yet claustrophobic apartment. luckily for her, max is only a phone call away. and a few too many drinks lead to what is probably the stupidest decision for two newly single people who are hurting in their own rights.

meet cute, stay cute - ls2

logan keeps having meet-cutes with you throughout london, noticing the same thing each time, a book tucked under your arm. when you move in next door, he capitalizes on the opportunity to make this meet cute permanent by buying you romance books he's recommended by friends and twitter as a means of flirting.

out of the woods ch3 - ls2

dhanishka struggles to accept the fact that even her best performances can be deemed unfit, and the actions of herself when shes drunk. logan struggles to accept he may have cut things off early. charles needs more wine to deal with this.

go fins! - ls2

logan is only following one miami dolphins cheerleader, you. and you don't think its a big deal until he comes to visit to get an honorary helmet for the miami gp, and they have you give it to him. the clips circle for weeks, begging to know if you're dating the driver, and sometimes its more fun to make a rumor be true than to shut it down.

[mooifyourecows]

moo i need advice. i’m gonna talk to my therapist n some other people ab it too but i’m taking all the help i can get.

there is a Situation at my work. i am a female presenting human at work and i have this coworker (we’ll call him A for simplicity’s sake) my age who was hired last month or the month before. he used to work at this coffee place in the same parking lot and spent his lunch breaks in my store sometimes so i knew him and we talked a bit before he was hired. i considered him an acquaintance bordering friend when he was hired. but some of my closer coworker friends told me last week that he said something like “i only applied here because i thought she was interested in me.”

i have been literally nothing but nice to him. i have never ever ever flirted with him or have done anything on my end other than just general customer service and coworker banter and conversation. i have had a serious long distance partner for over a year, best friends for 7 years before we even started dating. so when i heard he said that, after i clocked out and was waiting for my ride, i made it GLARINGLY obvious that i was taken in front of him (showed a pic of my partner to a coworker nearby him and did all my fun little gay jokes). it wasn’t directly at him but it was enough that he got the message. he knew i had a partner before this, but i just figured this would drive it home yk?

then after i left one of my coworkers texted me and said A was saying some MORE shit along the lines of “i dont care that she has a partner because they’re long distance and i want to take things slow anyway.” after i heard this i immediately went to my store manager to let her know and tell her that A makes me extremely uncomfortable and if it didn’t stop i was going to go to HR about it. none of this was said directly TO me, to my face, so that’s why i went in that direction. also this way there was a record of it and if my SM needed someone to vouch, she could ask the coworkers who he said this in front of. the night shift manager is now keeping him busy away from me when i work register whenever our schedules have an overlap which is good and the SM said she would talk to him and that if she heard (or heard about) anything else come out of his mouth like that, he’d be fired. i asked her to leave my name out of it, to not let him know that i said anything (ie, word it so it sounds like someone ELSE made the complaint because i don’t feel safe) and she agreed.

but last night he sent me a text saying that he wasn’t sure what he did wrong but he was told he did something to make me uncomfortable and apologized, explicitly telling me i didn’t need to respond to it because it was late and he had made me uncomfortable anyway (i blocked his number after that, i only had it for work related reasons in the first place but i realized i could use the store phone to call him if needed so it didn’t really matter).

now i have a couple options im juggling atm. one, show my SM the text and ask her what exactly she said to him to make him believe sending an “apology” text was okay. two, skip showing my SM and go directly to HR (which i really dont know how to do, id need help with that for sure). or three, talk to A directly (likely through text or in person with a witness) and see if i can get it figured out that way (only problem with this is that he got fired from his last job for yelling at THEIR store manager, so i’m a little spooked about what he would do if i confronted him at all about this).

again, im asking a bunch of people their opinions, especially my therapist about what to do because im totally fuckin clueless on the steps i need to take about anything. but u seem knowledgeable in dealing w assholery so it’s worth a shot to get your opinion too. idk. shit freaks me out and i would like to kick him very hard in the shins

Sounds like quite the predicament! First of all, I'm proud of you for standing up for yourself and taking precautions to ensure your safety. It sounds to me like you've made all the right choices so far, especially letting your managers know your feelings so that they can have it on record and also take steps to protect you.

I know its difficult understanding what is right in situations like this. Maybe your coworker doesn't have any bad intentions and just genuinely has a crush on you. We can't fault people for their feelings but we CAN establish our boundaries and recognize when actions overstep those boundaries.

The fact that he took your politeness for interest is not your responsibility. It's his and his alone. The fact that feminine presenting individuals have to literally put on a cold and distant facade to protect themselves from unwanted advances from men who can't tell the difference between friendliness and flirting is tiresome and unfair. And it's not your fault that he's decided to misinterpret your actions and words.

Again, MAYBE his intentions hold no malice but the things he's said and done make you uncomfortable and that's completely understandable. Specifically getting a job in order to pursue you based off his misconceptions is predatory behavior! Maintaining his intentions to pursue you after you made it clear you are not single and not interested is predatory behavior. Him not realizing that it is doesn't make it any less exactly that.

Good job reaching out to your bosses! Seeing as this is a workplace problem, it SHOULD be on their radar. It is up to them to protect you in these situations. I would advise against confronting him on your own because your safety is the most important thing and its not your responsibility to explain to him what hes done wrong. Even if he wouldn't try to cause you harm and this IS all a misunderstanding on his part, he needs to understand that his actions are inappropriate. No hand holding. Leniency leaves room for hope. He cannot think that it's all just a little "oopsies, better luck next time" type of situation rather than the literal workplace violation it is. If he thinks that this is a problem only because you dont like him back, he could possibly move on from you to try doing the same thing to someone new in the future.

He needs to understand that he CANNOT act this way with his coworkers. It's not just disrespectful and inappropriate, but it's literally against the rules, and to some degree, against the law. Sexual harassment comes in all shapes and sizes and the sooner he understands that, the better! Letting men get away with stuff like this breeds more and more audacity which results in more and more uncomfortable and unsafe women. It could even advance to literal assault.

My advice is to inform your managers about the text and see what they think about it. If you feel like they are too lenient with their response, then absolutely go to HR. in fact, it might be good to fill HR in on the situation anyway, just in case. I'm not super well versed in workplace rules but I think just letting them know what is happening now before it escalates could be beneficial. They might even take the time to reach out to A and educate him on the rules and explain to him how his actions are inappropriate. I understand if you're worried about him getting fired or getting angry at you, but I dont think they'd outright punish or fire him on this one offense unless he did something much more extreme.

If you're scared to contact HR on your own, you can ask your managers to do it for you. I'm sure they would be willing to do so. It'd be beneficial for them too, honestly, to inform HR of the situation before it progresses because them knowing and not taking the necessary steps to protect you could make them look bad.

Overall, don't worry about this guy's feelings. If he really intended no malice, then yeah it might be embarrassing for him, but your safety and the safety of potential future victims is more important than his male fragility! It's best for him to learn now when he still has time to correct his mistakes than later when he's already deemed his behavior to be normal and acceptable!

Keep your friends and coworkers updated so they can keep their eye on the situation and take necessary steps to protect you. Don't let A pressure you into speaking to him, especially without other people around. If he wants to apologize, he can do so with multiple witnesses, and then move on and do his work without pestering you again.

I hope that he learns from this experience and doesn't try it again with you or anybody else! He needs to pursue romance in acceptable environments, not at work.

Good luck and stay safe! 🖤 I'm hoping it all goes smoothly and you can put your concerns to rest soon 🌈

[mottemotte]

Surveys I Stole!!!!!!!

mostly stolen from lyric mwa mwa

tag yourself: what ice cream flavor are you?

made by lady glamcat ⚜️ 

chocolate

() your name begins with c. 

(x) you have a serious sweet tooth.  

() you’re a night owl.  

() you like mystery/thriller movies.  

(x) you have brown eyes. 

() your hobbies include music or art.  

total: 2/6 

vanilla 

() you enjoy taking baths. 

(x) you read romance novels.  

(x) you have stuffed animals.  

(x) you don’t like drama.  

(x) you think you’re boring.  

(x) your bed sheets are white.  

total: 5/6 

neapolitan  

(x) you’re terrible at making decisions.  

(x) you love pop or emo music.  

() you’re wearing three different colors.  

() your favorite number is 3 or contains a 3. 

() you played a sport in school.

() you mix soda flavors together.  

total: 2/6 

 mint chocolate chip 

(x) green is your favorite color.  

() you have an unusual pet. 

(x) you want an electric car.  

(x) you often spend time outside.  

(x) you brush your teeth 3 times a day.  

(x) you enjoy cooking.  

 total: 5/6 

rocky road 

(x) you love rock music.  

() you workout often.  

() you watch reality shows.  

() you collect rocks.  

(x) you’re kind of messy.  

(x) you like vintage things.  

total: 3/6 

result[s]: THE FACT THAT MINT AND VANILLA ARE MY FAVOURITE FLAVORS TOO. ICONIQUE

also im so torn. do ice baths count for vanilla? and what is an unusual pet. ive had turtles, birds, chinchillas, miniature horses, a near-immortal goldfish, hamsters. also tried to keep a bell cricket once but mom said no

random questions survey

made by jody marie ✿

what is your current ringtone?: if i knew how to set my own, itd be everywhere by fleetwood mac, or the intro of kids by mgmt, but alas im fucking stupid so its the generic "retro love" one my phone came with

what is your zodiac sign?: ur gonna have to try harder than that to get my birthday scrub

what are your preferred pizza toppings?: none :,) im like cheese

are you currently single, in a relationship, or married?: LOL ME? MARRIED? im single never dated. i shoot myself in the foot like its a party trick

do you have any pets? if so, how many? (you can include names if you want): 10+ i cant fucking count!!!!

what is your favorite season?: everytime a new season comes i fall in love with it. ah. the beauty of the spring. and the beauty of the coming summer. could you imagine if we were stuck in one forever. h e l l 

how tall are you?: short, but i think im not short enough to be made fun of anymore? i had a mini growth spurt (SOMEHOW?? SO MANY YEARS LATER???? I HIT PUBERTY IN 4TH GRADE) and i learned how to walk in heels nya

what color are your eyes?: guess i kinda outed myself in the last one huh

if you eat salads, what is your preferred salad dressing?: R A N C H but one time i had this rasberry thing that was good but R A N C H

are you a morning person or night owl?: morning dove 🕊️  (i thought that they were morning doves and not mourning doves bc i always saw them when it was just me awake in the morning!!! :,) dude i was so cute)

do you have any tattoos? if so, how many? (you can include what they are of if you want): no and i think if i ever did it would go horribly bc 1. committment issues 2. i have skin issues. 

do you have any piercings? if so, how many? (you can include what kind if you want): can you believe i used to be a pussy about pain!!!! i had my ears pierced as an infant (my bio family had a single visit with me and said fuck it, stab her) and i never wanted to get them pierced again UNTIL NOW and i have no idea where to get them done woooooooo

have you ever broken any bones? if so, what did you break?: never bitch!!!!!!

have you ever had any surgeries? if so, what kind?: ive had idek how many dental surgeries. yes im insecure about my teeth (I LITERALLY SAID I BRUSH 3X A DAY I WASNT JOKING)

do you play video games?: DUH i played the classics like loz and pokemon as a kid, nowadays... still loz (i got that limited edition tri-force 3ds when it came out!!!) and hades but mostly sky. i dont have as much time to play anymore :,)

what is the last thing you had to eat?: leftover pizza woooooo.........................

what is the last thing you had to drink?: ORANGE JUICE

what is the last tv show you watched?: intentionally? no idea. against my will? whatever fbi show my parents watch non-stop.

what is the last movie you watched?: i think the breakfast club? it was a while ago...

what is the last song you listened to?: Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

have you ever had braces?: dude my dentists can never agree - i had a retainer/spacer thing for a while, then new dentist said nonono u need braces, then new dentist said nonono u need this removed asap, now my new-new dentist says if i dont want braces at my age he understands but he recommends braces. CAN YALL JUST-

have you ever dyed your hair?: i have virign hair. 10000% untouched. never trimmed, never dyed, never permed or anything but im thinking abt a perm.... just maybe. but if youve ever seen a photo of a victorian woman w her hair down. my hair is genuinely that texture/appearance, just shorter (still long but not on the floor alas)

have you ever rode in an ambulance?: yes, i actually wanted to be a paramedic for a while and i did a ride-along and my car-sickness said FUCK NO (i almost threw up on so many old people you cant imagine)

chinese, mexican, or italian food? (pick one): ITALIAN ITALIAN ITALIAN ITALIAN ITALIAN ITALIAN

what are your plans for tonight?: im thinking abt watching league of their own? or but im a cheerleader. not sure

what are your plans for this weekend?: fuck-all (actually maybe cleaning. but. e w)

why did your last relationship end?: never dated lol. but part of the reason ive never dated is i live in the middle of nowhere, which u think means slim pickings, but what it really means is every time i see someone whos hot i think ayyyyy and then they talk to me and i find out they wear tinfoil hats in their spare time. (this is why my friendships end. yes i think finding out someone is diet racist is an ok reason to drop them)

have you ever been to any concerts?: i actually dont get the appeal of concerts at all? i hate people who sing over the music. like shut the hell up i didnt pay to hear you!!!!!!

what is the last thing you spent money on?: ice cream for my mom :)

[roachemoji]

SEASON FINALE

ITS HERE WE'RE HERE IVE SPENT THE LAST THREE HOURS TRYING TO DRAW AND NOW IM GONNA GO PEE AND HOPEFULLY ??? GET THROUGH THIS SEASON FINALE UNINTERUPTED !!!!!!

AKSJHAKDJHA SORRY THE LIKE SLOW STRIP OF THE PANTS BEING SHOWN EQUALLY FOR THE BOTH OF THEM IS SO FUNNY

Wait oh my god sorry okay this finale is 2 and a half hours long im gonna. have to come back to this <3 AND WE'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i bruised the inside of my mouth or something idk but it HURTS and its v distracting so drawing is a fucking pain in the god damn ass and im simlutaniously figuring out the anatomy of the fucking troll version of some of my ocs for a homestuck au SO THIS WILL BE A COOL FUN TIME

OH YEAH are you realizing that he's like TORTURED now or something ???? also he's like BUFF NOW :( i miss his fat hairy man bod - HOW HAS HE BEEN ABLE TO KEEP MUSCLE ON ??? LIKE THEY DID NOT FEED YOU THAT MUCH

please don't talk about going on a date right now BUT AT THE SAME TIME AKSJDHAKSDJH BUT ALSO YEAH I AM ALSO DREAMING ABOUT BREADSTICKS AND LASASGNA

dont be horny rn please its been like 5 minutes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARE YALL GONNA FUCK RIGHT NOW ??????? ITS LITERALLY BEEN 5 MINUTES OH MY GOD ????????????????? thank you holy SHIT THE PHONE RINGING SAVES THE DAY FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF CAUSING MORE PROBLEMS

but also immediately jumps to the kids about to jump into doing something like real stupid and el is onthe road and not close by and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this is a MOVIE that we're watching so im gonna be stressed the fuCK out and pausing so much - WOW STEVE COOL FLIP AKDJHAKLDJHALSKJDHASLKDJHASKJDH

DUSTIN IN A GILLIE SUIT1111111111~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i guess i understand where people are coming from with Steve and Eddie but only because they're both people who have been characterized based on their appearance and not their personalities which is something that even Eddie pointed out in the woods when talking to him ???? I think they're interesting PEOPLE but i think ive been infected by the deeper shit (points @ em and james) to care too much!!!!!!!!!!! I do get it tho blowing the shippers kisses

i LOVE Argyle like my guy you are having conversation with yourself in your mind and you are NOT including anyone else <333 LOVE YOU FOR THAT ASKDJHAJK

oh my god he has gamer lights OH NO THATS. MAX MAX HAS A GAMER LIGHT AKJDSHALSDJH

whats the point of the blue lights/black lights are they ??? invisible or just ??????? NAH CAUSE HE'S REACTING TOO THEM but whats ???????? why BLUE thematic??????? DID I MISS SOMETHING ??????????

AUGH YEAH OKAY SO THIS IS ALL GONNA COME TOGETHER EVERYTHINGS GONNA CONVERGE INTO THEM LITERALLY TRRYING TO HUNT DOWN AND KILL EDDIE I AHHHHHHHHHHH i wanna explODE

yeah okay yeah just break into the fuckingprison again ofc okay yeah <3 sure <3 yeah <3 I love u Murray you're so right the voice of reason even if you're a little out of it <33333

POTENTIALLY LOSE UR JOB FOR A SINGLE JOINT MY DUDE!!!!! (me too tho tbh) (might order my ass some weed)

THAT FREEZER IS GONNA BE SO FUCKING COLD HOLY SHIT LIKE YEAH I GUESS!!!!!! THERES NO WAY IN HELL YOU EMPTIED THAT SHIT OUT AND CLEARED ALL THE CRYSTALS THO !!!!!!!!!

that is the CLEARNEST fucking freezer i have ever seen

ALSO ARGYLLEEEEEE MAKING THE PIZZA BEING AS SERIOUS AS THIS IS SO GOOD I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM

KSDJFHSDKJLFHSKDJFH ARE YOU ACTUALLY GONNA JUST PLAY YOUR MUSIC IN THE UPSIDE DOWN ??? YEAH BABEY ROCK THE FUCK ON YOUR FUNKY LITTLE QUEER

Love when they show audio through the walkies for distress and shit JUST LIKE WHEN HENRY MASSACERED THE LAB PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh i just noticed HOppers fucking jaCKET - BACK INTO THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

dhsjkaDLSJAKHD god i love max and Lucas SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO GLAD WE GET TO SEE INTERJECTIONS OF THEM BEING THEMSELVES WITH EACH OTHER DOING THE MOST LIKE. TEENAGER THINGS POSSIBLE ?? TOGETHER?? I AHHHHH this is literally a life or death situation too

STOPPPPP THE WAY SHE DREW THEIR FUCKING HAIRRR AKSJHDALJDHAKJH

OOGOSHDFJSDFLDSKJFH I WAS ABOUT TO BE LIKE OH SHIT IS. IS HE NOT THERE ??? IS IT NOT HIM ????

SMALL BREAK TO GET MY TSHOT I FREAKED OUT SO MUCH BC IT'S HURT THE LAST FEW TIMES AND I'VE BLED AND THIS TIME? NOTHING. NOT EVEN A PINCH

HAWAIIN PIZZA ENJOYERS

oh are yall arebout to have. a conversation ? are you about. to ??????? are you abOUT to come out ?????????? or AALUDE to it?? because Will has a mild aversion to just saying what he means?????

GOD i fucking WISH i had a sibling like this holy shit LIKE DAMN THE SUPPORT THE LOVE i konw Jon has like so much guilt and feels so responsible for Will and his pain BUT GOD GOD GOD THE HUGGG PLEASEEEE AKJSHDASLAJSDLAKJDS SIBLINGS WHO LOVE EACH OTHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP THE PIZZA GLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are there no. rags? you could have used to tie around her head? KJSHDFKSDJHFSKJHFSDKJH

IS THE BLUE LIGHT IMPORTANT IDK WHAT BLUE MEANS WHY DID THEY CHOOSE BLUE OTH IN CHARACTER AND ALSO PRODUCTION WISE WHAT DOES BLUE MEAN ???????

AS MUCH ASI HATE BILLY THE FACT SHE REFERS TO HIM AS HER BROTHER AFTER HIS DEATH IS JUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUGUHH THATS. SOMETHING please girlie this is. HER OPENING UP LIKE THIS TOO IN FRONT OF LUXAS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

girl you do not need to feel guilty for wishing death like that ofc you would OFC YOU WOULD ME TOO ME TOO!!!!!!!!

oh MAX MAX IM SORRY. i love this plan but also i dont know if like opening up is a part of his whole thing like bottling it up and suffering is kinda his whole thing ???????

GOD VECNA NEVER MIND JUST LIKE PREY ON FEARS SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW SHE FUCKING HAD GOD DAMN aksdjhaskjdh

A MAX MEMORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM DSKFJHSKFJDHS WAIT SORRY I WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HOW SWEET IT WAS THAT EDDIE WAS DOING THIS FOR CHRISSY THE DEDICATION BUT I THINK I MISREAD THE FUCKING SUBTITLES WHEN THE BEAST FLEW ?????? SNARTS?????????????

OK AY OKAY ASKJDHKASJ NO IM JUST DYSLEXIC IT SAID SNARLS

EW CALLING HER MAXIME FEELS LIKE YOURE DEADNAMING HER ????????? GOD I HATE THE FUCKING. LIKE GOD YOU. AHHHHHHHHH THE!!!!!! knowing tha tthey cut out a lot of Billy being somehow MORE blatantly racist and watching them chasing after Erica ://///

GOD I WANNA KILL AND HURT AND HARM

is it wrong that my attention is NOT on the adults in Russia like akJDHSKJDH IS There ??? something important i should focus on ???? witht htis specific arc??? ALSO WHY DIDN'T THEY EAT HIS FUCKING FACE JUST SCRATCHED IT TO SHIT ?????? MEANWHILE THEY BE EATING A BUNCH OF PEOPLE'S ENTIRE HEADS?

THE. SHAODW WHENT ITNO THE M ??? SHUT UP. STHU UP ARE YOU. BRO THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE LOST LMAO NVM MY ASS IS PAYING ATTENTION SHUT THE FUCK UP

LITTLE BABY MAXXXXXX THATS!!! A LITTLE BABY TRANSMASC IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE ????? <- (projecting projecting projecting projecting)

EW FUCKING FLESH BALOONS???? OH.

THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL <3

getting hsi fucking STINK everywhere :/

I WAS SO CONSUMED BY RAGE (and looking at dental differences between diets) I COULNT COMMEN TON JASON BEING A FUCKING FREAK ASS MORRON WHO IS AN IDIOT WHO I HATE AND IS FUELED BY BIGOTRY AN DLOOKING LIKE ARCHIE FUCKING ANDREWS I WANNA KILL HIM

EDDIE AND DUSTTTINNNNNN FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT THEM AS I DO STEVEN DUSTIN. THOSE ARE HIS BIG BROTHERS. HIS DADS!!!! HEALTHY BUT FREAK ASS MALE INFLUENCES IN HIS LIFE B C HE DOESNT HAVE THAT AT HOME

IS THERE A REASON ROBIN IS DRESSED LIKE THAT ??? LIKE WITH THE HAT ??????? I GET WHY DUSTIN DRESSED UP THE WAY HE DID BUT AKSJDHAKSJDH ASKDJ WHATS WITH THE HAT???????

ALSO DAMN YALL HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE GETTING YOUR SHIT ABSOLUTELY ROCKED?

AAHSIFDSKFH AHHH IWA YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH CLIMB FASTER PLEASEEE GO GO GO GO EDDIE PLEASE I FEEL LIKE YOU DIE I FEEL LIKE IVE SEEN THINGS ABOUT YOU LIKE DYING THAT LIKE. ARE YOU GONNA BE A SACRIFICE? IS THAT IT? YEAH. YEAH I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES. YOU'RE NO LONGER BEING A COWARD OR SOMETHING.

DUSTIN IM SO SORRY AHHH ASDHAKJDH BROOOOOOOOOO

FUCKING PEDDLIN A THTE FCUCKING SPEED OF LIGHTTTTT

JESUS CHRIST

GOD YOU DELUSIONAL ASSHOLE HOLY SHITTTTTT

DAMN OKAY LUCAS OKAY OKAY WHAT A FUCKING COME BACK ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Henry literally just wants everyone to be autistic and tbh i dont see anything wrong with that like if i had the chance to become a creature and live in the autism dimension i might take it ya know just saying

AUTISM TO AUTISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL

DUSTIN BABY I DONT THINK >????? YOU'RE OKAY. YEAH. SURE. MAYBE DON'T ??? KING OW

YEAHHH CALLING BACK BABEYYY YOU GOT THIS YOU'RE NOW YOUR DND CHARACTER I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT HE'S CALLED!! BUT YEAHHHHHHHH

JESUSS I JUST FUCK FAKSHJDASLKJDHLASKD JHMAX DOESN TKNOW WHATS GOING ON WITH JASON AND LUCAS RIGHT NOW BUT ASKDJHSALDJH DSFHSDKJFHKJ

THIS IS. IDK. PARELLE FROM THE DANCE THEYRE. YA KNOW. ?? QUEER WOMEN. HOPE THAT MAKES ANY SENSE AT ALL IM SO ASDHAKJSDHAKSJH

y aknow i said the vein in his forehead was prominent before but like NOW? damn king. Damn. migrain central

IS DUSTIN ABOUT TO SEE THEM FUCKING LIKE. OKAY HES NOT DEAD YET BUT LIKE I DONT THIN KEDDDIE IS GONNA MAKE IT OUT OF THIS LIKE YA KNOW WHITE BOY SACRIFICAL LAMB OF THE SEASON OR WHATEVER

HENRY THATS SO WEIRD STOP DON'T SAY SHIT LIKE THAT. ALSO DAMN OKAY JUST LAUNCH HER INTO YOUR MIND PALACE WHICH AGAIN!!!!! IDKY YOUR HOUSE IS IN FUCKING SHAMBLES

oh her being strung up to the DOOR feels like something. like everyone else has their own like Obolisk or wahtever however u spell that!!!!!!! BUT NO EL GETS A DOOR!!!!!

PAPA IS DEAD

BUT LIKE IS HE ??? HE GOT SHOT IN THE ASS????

YOU WERE DIFFERENT(ATUSTICTIC) LIKE ME (AUTISTIC)

THERES A TSUPID FUCKING AD THAT KEEPS POPING UP WHEN I FREEZE AGAIN SO ICANT TAKE PROPER FUCKIGN SCREENSHOTS BUT I DESPERATELY WANT TO O H MY GODDDD

LIKE JUST EL SAYING HE MADE YOU INTO THIS !!!!! GOING BACK TO EVERYTHING IVE SAID ABOUT HENRY SO FAR AND NOT BELIEVING WHAT BRENNER SAID OR THE NARRATIVE HE WAS TRYING TO SPIN ABOUT HENRY BEING EVIL AND ALWAYS BEING EVIL AND ALWAYS BEING DESTINE TO BE THIS THING BECAUSE HE WAS NO LONGER IN BRENNER'S FUCKING CONTROL !!!!!!!

AHHH AND NOW HENRY SAYING HE WAS NO MONSTER HE WAS JUST A MAN BECAUSE LIKE I SAID SADSAKJFHKDSJFH HENRY IS A LITERAL PHYSICAL MONSTER !!!!!!! SOMETHING SOMETHING IMIGERARY OF LIKE INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL VIEWS OR WAHTEVER

SHE SENT YOU TO THE AUTISM DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU FOUND THE. THE SMOKE MONSTER. THE. !!! SHUT UP STOP STOP THATS ? THE . LOST ? THE ADHKSJDHASLKDJHSAKDJH THE SHADOW ???? WAS LITERALLY A DUDE ??????? AND NOW ITS. WOW

wait so did Henry make the upside down like ??? how did ??? the town form ?????? liKE whasjd ?????????? made a diaorama ?????????????? ALL THIS TIME WE'VE BEEN BUILDING IT FOR YOU ??!!!! THE UPSIDEDOWN ???????

GOD EW OKAY

im sorry this is so fuCKing funny liKe i know he's like gonna destroy the whole world like thats his plan bUT LIKE THE FACT HE'S FOCUSED ON A LITTLE TOWN IN INDIANA IS SO FUNNY LIKE IK ITS BC YOU "DIED" THERE BUT. HAWKINS???? INDIANA?????

HEnry you're being kinda Creepy now but I GET ITS BC YOU HID HER THE FIRST TIME YOU CUASED A MASSACER BUT STILL

haha Chocking and Dying juST like Suzi'e little sister was On the floor ????

WILL I THIS IS. LIKE WHEN MIKE WAS THE ONLY MEMORY THAT WILL REMEMBERED - GOD i dont know what this reminds me of its something and im never gonna fucking remember it

YEAHH LUCASSS YEAHHH PLEASE SAVE HER PLEASE SAVE HER PLEASEEEEE GOD NO NO NO NO OH MY GOD HER FUCKING HAND IS GONNA BE BUSTED AND AHASKHDJHD AHHHH OH MY GOD. EW GIRL HOW WILL YOU RESET THAT HOLY SHIT THATS DISGUSTING

intermission i have to pee thers an hour left <3

BLAST HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OBLITERATE THEIR FUCKING ASSES MURRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COOK EM!! FRY EM!!!! BURN EM UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAHHH BABBEYYYYYYYYYYYYY I LOVE THAT ITS A HIVE MIND AND THEYRE ALL DUFFERING THROUGH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have NO IDEA how long all of that was taking place but HOW THE FUCK DID ANY OF THEM NOT DIE THEY WERE BEING FUCKING ??? CHOKED FOR SO LONG

EW HES SO STANCED UP ASKJDHASKJDHAKJH

STOP OH MY GOD . THE? SWORD??????? WERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM THE

FINAL EPISODE IS ABSOLUTE SO DND CODEDI MEANT THE ENTIRE SHOW IS OBVLISLY BUT ??? ASJKDHADLJASLHDKJASHDKJ HTHE SWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

see this is why the party should never fucking split up :/

WHY ARE YOU GIVING AKJSDHLSAKJDH THE FUCKING SCOOBY DOO ASS VILLAIN SPEACH ??????????????????? YOU MEDDLING KIDS!!!!! AND YOUR DOG TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where did hopper learn to fIGHT WITH A FUCKING SWORD ASKJDASLKDJHASDKJDH LIKE ???

MOLOTOV HIS FUCKING ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD I love how prevelant lyrics are in this fucking show like AHHHHHH ASJDHLAKSJDASKJDHASKJDH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT MAX AKSJHDSAKJHDAKJH

BRO YOU ARE LITERALLY ON FIRE ???????? NANCY JUST HOLDING HER FUCKING GUNNNNN PLEASEEEEE SOLDIER ASS

YALL ARE LIKE PLAYING DIFFERENT TTRPGS AT THIS POINT AKSJDHASLKDJASDKJH

WHY DID HE ??? THROW HIS ARMS LIKE THAT LIK EHE AS COVERING HIS JUNK ???????????????

OH HIS FUCKING ORPSE IS JUST GONE ????

and Eddie. oh that man is. yeah he's ? dead. KJAHDKJSHAKDAJSH BAD HUH? YEAH GIRL <3

JUST GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL OKAY? ok

STOP THE TITLE OF THE SONG JUST FLASHED ACROSS THE SCREEN SHUT UP WHEN ITS COLD I'D LIKE TO DIE ???? SUHT UP LMA SDHASKJDLSAKDJH

I KNEW HE WAS GONNA DIE BUT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SORRY TO DUSTIN SPECFICALLY

YOU ARE GONNA GRADUATE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333

AND HE!!! SAID !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU TO DUSTIN STOPPP THIS IS ASKJDALSDJKHD SO MUCH ACTUALLY OH MY GOODDDDDDD WHAT THE FUcK AKASDKJSADKSAH FUCK THE STUPID FANDOM FOR M AKING NOTHING BUT GAY SHIP ART AND NOTHING ABOUT HOW EMOTIONAL DUSTIN'S CONNECTION TO EDDIE IS

FUCKING MAX OH MY GOD OH MH DO GOH M GOD YEAH GRL YOU WONT DIE ITS OKAY ITS OKAY IT SOKAY AND EL ELE EL ELE ELELE IM SORRY YOURE IN A FUCKING LIKE PIZZA PLACE

BRO IM GONNA THORW UP HOLY SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHH

GOODDDDDD GOD DAMN IT GOD DAMN IT OH MY GOAHDKAJSHLDAKJDH ALSDUDSHFDSLKJFHDLSKJFHSDKHSLKFHSDFKJHSDDFKJTR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BYEAHKDJSKAJHSLD BYE JASON HOLY SHIT ?????????????? LMAO SORRY ACTUALLY HE KINDA DESERVED THAT

ya know in season 1 or whatever when i made the monster house reference? yeah

GOD DAMN THOUGH HOLY SHIT BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE HAWKINS GOD DAMN !!!!

THAT WAS SO MUCH OLY FUCK

ew her fucking ARM ?

NO ????? I MEAN YEA QUEEN I DONT KNOW IF YOU HAVE A CHOICE ????????? ARE YOU. WHAT ????????? THE HEALER ??????????? FILLING HER WITH GAY THOUGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DO YOU DO A 2 DAY TIME SKIP AFTER THAT AKSJDHALSDJASDKJH AND ITS SUNNY AND ITS ? FSKHJSKDFJHJDH EVERYONE JUST LEAVING IN FUCKING DROVES EXCEPT THE PIZZA VAN

AND EARTHQUAKE????????????????????????? IS HAWKINS/INDIANA EVEN ON A FUCKING ???? FAULT LINE ??????

Eddie :(

THE WHEELERS JUST NOT FUCKING PACKING UP T O LEAVE? i swear to god if Ted opens his mouth im gonna strangle him i hate him so fucking mUCH

THEYRE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGYLE MY BELOVED!!! NO ONE KNOWS WHO THE FUCK HE IS BUT THATS FINE AKSJDHASDLAKJSDH

DUSTIN'S FUCKING HAIRRRRRRRR <3333333

WHERE THE FUCK IS LUCAS WHERE IS LUCAS AND ERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roBin patting Steve onthe back askdjhasdlkjh Sorry king

NO THEY DO KNOW THEY KNOW. SHE KNOWS. shes ,,, in a coma ,,,,,,, im so glad shes alive oUGH AND ERICA IS WITH HIM TOOOOO OASKDJHASJDKH

oh and his eyE is so fucked up god king.

I LOVE HOW PHYSICAL THEY ALL ARE WITH EACH OTHER!!!!! JUST UNABASHEDLY FULL OF LOVE AND CARE FOR ONE ANOTHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are none of them like questioning where Joyce is ???????? ALSO where Is ????? Max's mom ???????????????? AKSJDH

DUSTIN'S LIMP!!!!!!!!

the missing board god this is sO JUST !!!! ALSO GOD YALL ? YOU HAVE DONE LITERALLY SO MUCH TO HELP AS IT IS???? THE PEANUT BUTTERR!!!!!!

Vickie :3c rOBIN YOU. ARE A DISASTER ASKDJHASLDKJSH BUT I GET IT I UNDERSTAND. HER LITTLE SMILEEEE AKSJDHLASKJDHASKDJ H PLEASEEE THIS IS. WOW. YEAH !!!! AUTISM AND ADHD !!!!!!!!!! YALL SHOULD KISS. AND STEVE SMILEEEEEE HES STOPPPPPPP THE LOVE AND SUPPORT HE HASSS FOR HER

DuST in my boy!!!!! PLEASE JST . SIR PLEASE LISTEN HE LOVED THAT MAN SO MUCH!!!! THE LIP QUIVER STOP I THINK IM GONNA CRY I THINK IM GONNA FUCKING OH IM. OHHHHH . OH THIS GOT ME. THIS GOT ME!!!!!!!!! I!!!!

ACTUAL PHOTO O FME THERE ARE LITERAL TEARS I AM SNOTTING I AM CRYING OH MY GO D I JUST I LOVE DUSTIN WITH MY WHOLE FUCKING HEART AND THE FUCKING LIP QUIVER J UST OH MY GOD IM NOT AKSJDH I HAVE IT PAUSED THEYRE SITTING DOWN IM SO AFRAID TO UNPAUSE IM GONNA THROW UP I AM SO EMOTIONAL

OUGGHGHGHH HIIAHSDAHHHHHHH I AM SNOTT ING!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE OH MY GODDDDDD OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWAHHHHHHHHHHHHADDSHAKDA BRO IM I NEED TO PAUSE IM LITERALLY SOBBING IM A FUCKING MESS WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS LITERALLY JUST ABOUT DUST IN I AM LIERALLY CRYING FOR AND BECAUSE OF HIM

ITS BEEN 10 MINUTES IM OK NOW

so how do ... how will they let Joyce and them know where they re ???? if they havent been able to get a hole od them ???? and Hopper ???? NANCY I DONT THINK WATER IS SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIKE THAT

i love the tone shift at the end of the seasons where everything feels just normal again after the most brustal shit

ARGYLEEEEEEE WHY ARE YOU SQUATTING LIKE THAT AKSJDHKAJSDH

dont be JEALOUS of steve you can kiss him too

WILL GETS SO CLOSE when he talks to Mike

FUCKING THE BYERS ARE ALWAYS ON THE RIGHT AND THE WHEELERS ARE ALWAYS ON THE LEFT AJSDHASJDLKJH

oh Will baby yeah im So sorry. you can DEFENITELY FEEL ????? literally another autistic to autistic communication

IS IT THE SHORT HAIRED WOMAN BC GOOD LORD. the cOKEEEEE THE FUCKING PRODUCT PLACEMENT SHUT UP I KNOW ITS A MEMORY INVOLVING MAX BUT AKSJDHASLDJHLASKDJAHSKJDHLASKJH

OH El learning to go into the void ? without needing.... to ??? use tools? SHE WAS DRESSED DIFFERENTLY IN THERE TOO? AND HAD NO SHOES ON ?

oh its ur dad YOURE BOTH BALD!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE BOTH BALD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:( i miss his fat hairy self damn

he lOOKS so fucking funny with his bushy ass eyebrowSSSS

DONT JUST NOD AT HIM HUG MIKE ? thaNK YOU jesus

oh WILL IM AHHHH OHT HE PARTICLES. THE OVERLAY OF THE MUSIC. is that... ash ? like ????? lIke when????? volcanos errupt and shit it "snows" ??????????????? ALSO HOW IS THE AIR NOT LIKE SUPER TOXIC NOW TOO ??????????

THE CUT OFF WITH THE FLOWERSSS AND THE DEAD AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK THATS

Hes doing it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, hes bringign the autism dimension to us,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

LITERALLY EVERYONE STANDING IN PAIRS AND AGAIN WITH THE BYLERS ON ONE SIDE AND THE WHEELERS ON THE OTEHR ??? ASKDJHAKSJDH OKAY. ALSO ONE OF EVERY PAIR IS WEARING BLUE ??????????? DK WHAT THA TMEANS BLUE FEELS LIKE AN IMPORTANT COLOUR

THE FIRST SEASON FINALE TO NOT END WITH THE FUCKING THEME SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow. damn. wow. ah

okay yeah okay yeah okay

i gottakhsd i gotakhsda hmmmmmmmm AH

Stranger Things Season 4 Thread!!!!!!!! 04 01

theres NO realistic way in hell some kid was chucking that shit every damn day and making it !!!!!!!!! bro would have smacked someone in the fucking FACE by now!!!!!

starting off with a freak ass routine gotcha gotcha gotcha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aGAGGLE OF BALD CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its been. 4 minutes and im already so uncomfortable with how they hold the kids hands to lead them around lmao

Brenner cant draw for SHIT girl if that was me id tell him i dont know bc its fucking UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH. HES RIGHT.

GOD hes. i hate hate hate hate hate hate his fucking face it makes me so uncomfortable.

GIRL HELLO !!!!!!!!! DAMN LMAO

EXPLODES THEM EXPLODESTHEM EXPLODES THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the TONE shift from the last season is really getting to me girlie like that last one didnt feel REAL and this one feels VERY present. even with the rainbow visuals in the room?

OUGHH GOD HES SO UNCOMFORTABLE.

HIS EXPRESSIONS ARE SO ???? HIS GASP SEEING A DEAD KID??? IDK HOW TO PLACE IT.

damn girlie what did you do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EL'S !!!! FUCKING AUTISM ACCENT? LOVE HER. LOVE HER.

ARGYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GODIM SO EXCITED TO MEET HIM !!!!!

I CANT PUT INTO WORDSS HOW MUCH I LOVE THE TONE SHIFT AND THEM BEING OLDER AND EL'S LETTER TO MIKE BEING !!!! SO.

THEYRE ALL SO BIG NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KAREN LOOKS SO CUTE AND TED? KILLS HIM.

SUZZIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND DUSTIN <3333333 THEYRE SO CUTE

STEVE AND ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PEOOPLE WHO LIKE BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ING STE VE. BI MEN AND THEIR LESBIAN BESTIES ???

MAX IS NOT BEATING THE TRANS MASC ALLEGATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT NOW NOT EVER NOT IN MY HEART

UCAS LOOK SO FU CKING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS HAIIRRRRRR

WHO TH FUCK IS THIS ARCHIE LOOKING WHITE MAN ?????

THEIR PANTS ARE TEAR AWAY ? I GUESS THOSE HAVE A FUCKING USE .... WHEN IT COMES TO SPORTS ? BUT STILL KAJDSHKJHADS IM FU CKING KAJHDKJAHSD. THEY DIDNT DIE SO WE WOULD LOOSE AT BASKETBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP

Lucas is making a good ass point butalso im so sorry he doesnt wanna be a loser nerd freak anymore :pensive:

the fu cCKING RUSSIANS LAKJSHDAKSJHDKJ HDAMN GIRLIE HOLY SHIT BE CAREFUL ? EW. EW? WHOSE THE LITTLE WHITE WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH ELL BABY YOU GOT THIS. YOU GOT THIS!!!! GO AUTISM GIRLIE!!!!!!!!

IM GONNA KILL. EVERYONE IN THAT ROOM. !! PLEASE LET HER JUST. OUGHHGH GODD. WILL TEARING UP TOO. FUCKING EXPLODE HER!!!!!! EXPLODE THAT FUCKING. BITCH HOLY SHIT ?

WILL IS.

MAX ?? QUEER WHATS WITH THE... GREEN SCRUNCHIE?? THAT THE OTHER GIRLIES HAVE

LUCAS approaching Max who... is the only one who is like ? LOUDLY suffering with shit after watching Billy die and be traumatized vs the core group not NOT being traumatized but handling it VERY DIFFERENTLY ? like they always "bounced back" and Max isn't

o h JESUS WHAT THE FUCK HELLO ?????? bro aksjdhkasjhakhkKJHDFKJSDHFKJH DAMN I WOULD NOT HAVE LEFT THAT BATHROOM HELLO WHAT THE FUCK

Eddie doesnt SOUND like i thought he would ???? AKDHAKDJH i forgot about the hanky code my mans wearing

dustiinnNNSFNKJKSJH DUSTIN. AKJSDH!!!!!! MIKE'S FACE.

Eddie's vibe is. AKHASKDJASHD like my ex boyfriend from highschool

MURRYYYY !!! MISSED HIM. LOVE HIM. RIP ALEXEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she has nIPPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGYLE AKSJHDKASJH!!!!!!!!!! MOPEY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NANCY LOOKS SO CUTE!!!

ARGYLE CALLING HIM A FUCKING GOOD BOY KJHSDKAHADSKJHADSKJH YELLING

im sorry literally N OON wants to play DnD you just have to find the gay people !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (40 years from now)

Out h ere being Mentally ill in da Woods as you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what gay ass drugs are we selling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh hes DRAMATIC fucking theater kid. that man's NOT STRAIGHT !!!! and also defenitely has ADHD. chewing on his fucking HAIR !!! stimming i see u !!

EL BABY GIRL IM SO SORRY I WAN T TO EXPLODE THE WORLD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO KILL FOR HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOY SHIT . MAKE THEM PISS THEIR PANTS GIRL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OO OoOOO H BABAKJSHD I FORGOT HER POW ERS ARENT ,,, WO RK ING,,, ABY IM,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, THIS IS FUCKING PAINFUL.

tHE focus not having been on Will the entire time except for a snippet here and there is REALLY NICE ACTUALLY likE!!! IDK BUT IT IS. TTHAT MANS FIGURING OUT HES QUEER TOO

MURRY JADKASLASKLJSADKJ !!!! MY MAN ABSOLUTEL LOSING HIS MIND

sTEVE IM AKSDJHS SORRY GIRLIE LMAOOOOOO fuc kinggGGGG TAMMMYYYYY AKSDJAKDHAKJSDHKAJSHD ROBINNN GIRLIEE IM SO FUCKING SORRRYY. JDKLKJDLKJFDSJLKDF I WA NNA FUCKING.

ERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BABY GIRL IS BACKKKK YEAHHHH FUCKING LOVE HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HER HAIIIRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT WAIT FOR HER TO DESTROY EDDIE

DESTROY HIM DESTROY HIM DESTROY HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the fucking mountain dew cansssss his DM set up is so good

I JUST LOVE HOW DND IS USED AS FORESHADOWING BABEY !!!

Dusstin and Erica working together like THIS IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH. love u lady applejack <33333

FUCKING GET IT ERICA!!!! LUCAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASSSEEEEEEEEE

YYYEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i thOUGHT he was tlking to like a lizard and not a guitar AKSJD

IS Chrissy just experiencing like a psychotic break ?? delusions??? I cant tell if its like. ACTUALLY happening to her or something to do with the UD ? Dissociative seizures????? DISSOCIATIVE SEIZURES AND THE UD ?????

FEEL LIKE ALL THE SPIDER VISUALS AND SHIT ARE IMPORTANT AND I JUST DONT KNOW HOW YET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH IS THIS VECNA ? SIR !! YOURE. WET :/

BRO HELLO WHAT

KING WHAT DOES THAT M EAN

ASDASKJHD KASHDKASJH SORRY TO EDDIE WHO THOUGH YEAHHH A FRIEND :3c

GIRL WAHT THE FUCK EXORCIST SHIT HOLY HSHKJASJK LSHAJKHAD HE RE YEB ALLS!!!!!!!!! BROOOO AKSJDHKASHDKASHD

yeah so season 3 was. liike. different and now ? we're back at it!!!! we're back at it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSRRIGH alright

ending with a half song again no lyrics inchresting

[miekasa]

Mie, I’m begging for some Jean college au bf hcs - im literally so down bad for this man and the way you write men is just 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

Absolutely, not a problem 😌 I saved this ask as a draft a while ago when you sent it, sorry for just now getting to it. Anyway, I love Jean with my whole heart, best boy, best boyfriend <33

King of forehead kisses, and not even just because of his height in comparison to yours; he just likes it. He likes the feeling of pressing his lips against your skin, and making you feel safe.

Brings you tea or coffee however you like it every day without fail. If he can get it to you in the morning before work/school then he’ll do that, if not he’ll meet you some time in the middle of the day to drop it off. Your own personal courier just for drinks.

He… has a thing for long(er) nails. He loves the feeling of them against his skin, even if you’re not scratching to apply pressure—just you holding his hand them grazing his skin is enough for him.

That being said, he will pay for you to get your nails done. Actually, he’ll pay for… almost anything you want, but the nails benefit him as much as they do you so feel free to ball out.

He never blowdries his hair because he doesn’t... know how to do the back of it. You did it for him once and he hasn’t stopped thinking about it since, but he’s also too embarrassed to ask you to do/style it again.

On the subject of hair, he does do his best to style it and take care of it, but he’s a sucker whenever you play with it. Sometimes he feigns like you’re messing up all his hard work, but he’ll literally crane his head into your touch. He loves it. 

The first time he lays on top of you and you run your hands through his hair... top 10 most euphoric moments of his life. He tries to fight off the sleep threatening to take over him, but it’s futile. Give it 15 minutes at most before he’s knocked out like a baby. 

Dogs love him. Anytime you’re in a park or just taking a walk and there’s a dog around, it’ll come up to him and he looks adorable leaning down to pet it. He loves dogs, too! So he’s always happy to stop and pet them. He’d be a 10/10 dog dad. 

Has your name saved in his phone with two hearts at the end. Do not point it out.

Loves taking pictures together and if you guys are on a date, he’ll ask someone to get a picture for him. He just likes having them to look back on (and to send to his mom, later).

He doesn’t mind painting classes or videos or tutorials, but he hates paint by numbers kits. He claims that they have no sense of color theory and that it takes the originality and fun out of painting. Not to mention the quality of the paints isn’t great to begin with; all of which he takes very seriously.

It’s pretty cute actually, to see him get worked up over the paint kits. He claims that painting and drawing isn’t even something he takes “that seriously,” it’s just a hobby for him (one he’s insanely good at); but in moments like these, you can tell that he’s way more into art and art theory and history than he lets on. 

Huge movie guy, from animated movies to martial arts movies, Jean is usually willingly to give anything a watch at least once. When he’s high, he can go on about his favorite directors and art styles and movie details for hours if you don’t stop him. It’s super cute. Just don’t bring up Moana, because he’ll start crying. 

Arm around the shoulder kind of boyfriend for sure. It’s a casual way of keeping you near him and letting everyone know that you guys are together. Plus it allows for him to easily pull you into him for a quick forehead kiss when needed.

Listen. If you hug his arm, he’s on cloud nine. He tries to be nonchalant about it but he’s about three seconds away from his eyes rolling back in his head it feels that good to him. Bonus if you lean your head on his bicep a little—then he’s a goner.

He takes his bagels very seriously and believes that both you and him deserve nothing but the best quality bagels. He’ll grumble if a bakery gives you guys a less than favorable one and make a note that taking the long route to get to his favorite place is much more worth it.

Always makes you walk on the side furthest from the cars. If he notices you’re not, he’ll just shuffle behind you until he’s shouldering the street and you’re on the inside. 

He grew up on a kind of modern ranch situation; not exactly all the way in the countryside, but not isolate from the city, either. Because of this, he knows how to ride horses, take care of smaller farm animals, tend to plants, and yes he knows how to use a lasso. You wouldn’t know any of that though, because he never ever talks about it. The only way you find out is when he takes you to visit his mom’s house for the first time, and she asks him for a hand around the place. 

(He’s got a cowboy hat, too, but refuses to put it on. He got it when he was, like, nine, okay, leave him alone). 

When he thinks you look tired, he’ll wrap his arms around your shoulders to hug you. It’s usually followed up with a kiss to your head, and a promise that you guys will go home soon and get food on the way. 

He’s a really good cook. He just understands and flavors and pairings really well, so he doesn’t need a recipe to make something that tastes good; he just kind of knows what to add to get the balance he’s looking for. 

Naturally, he’ll cook for you. Especially if he finds out that you haven’t eaten all day/in a long time. He doesn’t care if it’s 11pm and it might seem excessive to make steak and potatoes with a side salad at this hour, he’s gonna do it to make sure you eat, and you are going to sit there and watch. 

He also bakes pretty well, though he isn’t as experimental with his baking as he is with his cooking. He usually sticks to what he knows, and it’s not cupcakes and brownies and cakes; he’s better at croissants, and cheesecakes, and canelés. 

Dating Jean means getting along with his friends. If you guys didn’t know each other before you started dating, be prepared to be ambushed by Connie and Sasha (after Jean stops hiding you away and gives them the green light lmfao). Neither of them waste time with the small talk and formalities; straight into mini golfing and beer pong. They make you feel welcome right away.

Sasha always teases that you’re too good for Jean, and that she might just steal you away for herself some day. Sasha is also Jean’s main confidant, so she really knows just how much he loves you, and yeah, she teases him for being lovesick, but really she’s happy for Jean. And proud of him for facing his feelings like this. 

Connie adores you, and you know he trusts you when he starts going to you for advice/help. Could be anything from schoolwork, to what color he should get his new shoes in. He’s also the one who, surprisingly, you have the sentimental talks with about your relationship with Jean. It’s easy to overlook, but Connie loves Jean, and he’s come to love you too; he just wants you both to be happy, so he’s there to listen when you need it. 

Jean waits outside of your classroom after you’ve had a test or presentation, usually with a drink or a snack, or the promise of taking you out as a treat. Always tells you he’s proud of you, and is there to comfort you if you think you didn’t do too well. 

He does not shut up about whatever major you’re in. It could be the same as his; it could be the complete opposite as his. He thinks it’s so sick that you’re doing it, you make it look cooler, you make it look better, and he’s certain you’re the smartest person in your program. 

He’s pretty serious about his studies, too, so he’s always down to study with you in the library whenever you’re both free. More often than not, he shows up after you, usually with food or extra chargers. He greets you with a kiss on the forehead, and asks you how you are while massaging your shoulders gently. If it’s been a while since you took a break, that’s the first item on the list, after that, he gets to work and stays with you until you’re ready to go, even if he doesn’t have as much work to do. 

He always sits across from you. This goes for when you’re in the library, or out to eat at a restaurant; Jean loves sitting across from you. He gets to see your face the best that way, and he adores looking into your eyes when you talk. 

He’s not... not a morning person. He’s not up at 6am ready to grind, but he wakes up before noon; let’s say 10am is his happy medium. That being said, if you wake up before him, regardless of the time, there’s a 9/10 chance he’ll lay on your back and tell you to hush so you guys can sleep for 10 more minutes. 

If you’re (close) friends with Eren, Mikasa, and Armin, Jean is... happy you’ve got people to rely on, but, “Of all people on the planet, you put your trust in Jaeger?” He acts so bitter (because he is), but deep down inside, he’s glad you have Eren to rely on if you need to. 

(Also, you have to humble him and remind him that he and Eren aren’t all that different. If you like him, why wouldn’t you get along with Eren, bye). 

Turns out though, that it’s not Eren who threatens to beat him up if he breaks your heart. It’s not even Mikasa, although, her threat goes without saying; it’s Armin he’s terrified of.

The last time Armin hated someone, it was this guy in your program, who happened to share a few mutual classes with him, too. Jean never knew the full story, just that he’s pretty sure that kid dropped out the following semester. 

If you have a job on campus, Jean usually doesn’t show up while you’re working (knowing how embarrassed he would be if you did that to him), unless you work the night shift and it’s dead. Connie, however, does show up; usually in some kind of crisis (“Please help me, I don’t know what the fuck APA formatting is and this is due tonight, please, please, please!!”). Your coworkers actually thought Connie was your boyfriend for a minute. That’s when Jean starts showing up more lmfao.

He makes it a point to go on a scheduled, night out, kind of date at least twice a month. He knows life gets busy with school and work and midterms, but he always makes sure you both set side a time to take a well-deserved break and be with each other. 

He’s the romantic type, so these dates are pretty swoon worthy, too. Drive-in movies, nice dinners, classy art exhibits, Jean plans it all. On that note, he really likes planning dates; he just doesn’t like talking about them with his friends beforehand. 

All in all, very romantic, very precious boyfriend. He’s always thinking about you, what you need, and how he can help you out. You’re one of his main priorities, and he just wants to treat you right. 

[haikyuuthots]

Hi I really enjoyed you tik tok prank head canon! Is there any way you can make a head canon where the reader calls them bro prank lol. Like how would they react. Can you do Atsumu, Suna, Bokuto and Ushijima please!!!! Thank you 😽

Calling him “bro” prank

Characters: Miya Atsumu, Suna Rintaro, Bokuto Koutarou and Ushijima Wakatoshi

Warnings: none I think

Scenario: how the boys would react if you tried the calling them bro prank on them haha

A/n; thanks for requesting!!! I had a lot of fun writing this one, I hope you enjoy it 😌💕

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Miya Atsumu

You always referred to Atsumu as babe, baby or love

So when you saw this prank on Tik tok you wanted to see how he would react

You were both sitting in the living room of your shared apartment

He was watching a volleyball game on the tv while you were writing an essay on your laptop

He was going crazy talking about a serve one of his favorite teams just did

“Woooo babe did ya see that crazy serve?!??”

You thought this might be a good time to pull the prank off

“Mmm no i didn’t can you go back so I can see it?”

He rewinds the video and you watch intently as he shows excitement all over again

“Bro!! That was so cool” you say as casual as possible

Atsumu’s entire demeanor changes, and the look of excitement he had seconds ago completely fades

“What did ya just call me?” His face filled with confusion

“Huh when?” You try your best not to laugh out loud, he looks completely lost lmao

“Literally 3 seconds ago, you called me bro.”

“I did?” You’re doing your best to play it off

“Yes you did! I hate it I’m not your bro. ” He’s slightly pouting

You slightly chuckle “aw come on bro don’t be like that.”

He looks towards you with a disgusted face, he is evidently unsatisfied with your choice of words

“Y/n stop dont call me that I’m baby and nothing else I will actually ignore you if you call me that again.” He actually looks a bit upset

But you still wanna tease him a bit more

“Fine I’m sorry.,,” you briefly laugh and pause for a second “...bro”

“That’s it I’m ignoring ya til ya act right.”

He gets up and begins to walk away

You’re full blown laughing now “baby baby wait.” You say as you reach out to stop him

His ears slightly perk up at the mention of his regular nickname

Still laughing you talk “it’s a prank. I’m just messing with you. I saw it on Tik Tok

He looks down out you, in disbelief, his frown quickly changing into a smile

Soon after he starts laughing with you

“Chaotic duo*

“That was actually kinda mean babe, I was like wtf why is she calling me her brother”

You start laughing even more “ wtf did you actually think I would call you bro? Never. you’re baby.”

He leans in closer to you and gently grabs you by the waist kissing you softly on the lips “better be.”

You kiss him back and wrap your arms around his neck, he softly picks you up causing you to wrap your legs around his torso as he continues to kiss you

Pulling away briefly he speaks again “but seriously don’t ever call me bro again I hate it”

“I won’t” you answer smiling up at him.

Suna Rintaro

You usually don’t try to pull pranks on him because he normally never falls for them

But after watching so many of these on tik tok and watching the reactions you were curious to try it out yourself

You’re casually sitting on your boyfriends lap while you’re both on your phones watching short videos

A few time passes by when Suna breaks the silence between you two

“Hey babe you hungry?”

You thought this was the perfect time to call him bro

“Nah bro I’m good” you say sounding as normal as possible

Suna drops his phone and gently shifts you from his lap making you look towards him

You ignore him and continue to look down at your phone lol

He doesn’t say anything at first, leaving an awkward silence for a few seconds

Still staring in disbelief he breaks the silence again “pause that and look at me real quick.”

You do as he says and you look up at him innocently acting like nothing is wrong

“What’s up?” You innocently reply

His grip tightens around you waist a bit “did you.. really just call me that?”

“What are you talking about?” You’re trying your best to keep a straight face

“You just called me bro.” He’s pouting

You honestly can’t believe he fell for it hahahaha

“Oh. Yeah I did. Does that bother you?” You’re just trying to rile him up at this point lmao

He scowls at your reply, gently pushing you off of his lap so he can look at you better “yes that bothers me, I’m not out here calling you dude or anything because you’re my girlfriend.”

You can’t help but laugh at his expression. Completely satisfied at the fact he actually reacted to your little prank

Suna is beyond confused “why are you laughing? I’m serious please don’t call me bro.”

“Baby” you gently leans towards his chest as you continue to laugh “I’m totally joking, it’s a prank I saw on tik tok.”

He cracks a small smile before he speaks again “this is the dumbest prank ever.”

You’re still laughing “yeah? But you were hella pressed so it worked.”

He rolls his eyes at your teasing “yeah yeah you got me.”

Still smiling you sit on his lap again and hug him tightly placing small kisses on his face to lighten up his mood

“I promise I would never call you bro and mean it.”

He smiles into your kisses, tightening his grip around your body while he kisses you gently on the lips

“I’m glad you wouldn’t cause I’m your boyfriend.”

“I know baby.” You respond leaning in once again, to close the gap between your lips.

Bokuto Koutarou

You have not called bokuto by his name since you started dating

It’s always a baby, babe or bub

So when you were on tik tok and saw a girl prank her boyfriend by calling him bro you wanted to try it out yourself on your boyfriend.

You and bokuto were tangled in each other’s arms watching a movie together.

The movie was a suspenseful, drama and the scene that was playing had a lot of blood

As you wince at the gore, you quickly decide this is where you’re gonna do the prank lol

“Aww bro look at all that blood.” You say, with a hint of disgust in your voice

Bokutos grip around you loosens, and he quickly goes to look for the remote to pause the tv

He’s looking towards you, with a very large frown on his face

You slightly chuckle “what’s wrong you don’t like the gore?”

“No it’s not that.” He answers still frowning

“Then what is it?” You respond pretending to not know why he’s really upset

“It’s just..... are you mad at me or something?”

You give him a confused look “why would I be mad at you?”

“I don’t know but you always call me babe, or something but just now... you called me bro.”

You’re doing your best to hold back your laughter “bro you sound crazy.”

Now Bokuto is pouting even more than before “aw did you just bro me again?” He dramatically buries his face in his hands “im sorry i made you mad but can you please go back to calling me baby?”

You can’t keep the joke going any further, Bokutos distressed figure is actually making you feel bad

“Baby” you coo as you remove his hands from his face “I’m just kidding, it’s a prank.”

You start laughing out more as you watch Bokuto relax into your touch

He instantly joins in to laugh with you

“Oh my god I can’t believe you got me.”

“I honestly didn’t even think you would notice”

“How could I not, you called me bro!” He replies still laughing a bit

“Why would you think I was mad though?” You question, still chuckling

“Why else would you call me such a terrible name? The only reason I could think of is if you were upset with me.”

You briefly laugh as you lean in to kiss bokuto softly on the lips, he reciprocates right away tightening his hold around your waist

Pulling away from the kiss bokuto speaks again, “do me favor and never call me bro again? I really hated it.”

You lovingly look at your boyfriends face “ oh I promise I won’t, I hated it too.”

He chuckles at your reply as he leans in to kiss you once again

Ushijima Wakatoshi

Ushijima was used to you calling him Toshi or love.

In fact he only ever responded to you when you called him one or the other

One time you called him by his last name and the man deadass unintentionally ignored you

That being said this man is still very stoic and hardly ever shows any reactions

So when you saw this prank you weren’t sure if he would react, the most you were expecting was to be ignored lol

You and Ushijima were out in the store buying some groceries

You were thinking of a good time to causally call him bro and you finally decided to do it when you were at the vegetable aisle

Picking up a giant broccoli you look over to Ushijima, quickly grabbing his attention

“Bro look at this broccoli it’s huge!” You say enthusiastically

Ushijima is staring at you with a blank stare, almost trying to understand the words that just came out of your mouth

“Helllo????” You say waving your hand in front of his face

Ushijima gently grabs your hands and lowers it

Still holding on, he asks in the most serious tone “what did you just call me?”

You’re holding back a smile trying your best to be as serious as you can

“Oh just now??? I said bro”

“Why would you call me that?” He’s looking at you with a confused face

“Because we’re close, people who are close always casually call each other bro”

“But y/n we”re dating.”

“Sooooo??” You say still trying your best not to burst out laughing

“People who are dating don’t call each other bro they call each other cute pet names”

“But you don’t call me any pet names?”

“Babe. I call you babe, that’s a pet name.”

“Well I want you to call me bro.” At this point you’re about to break, this conversation is so funny to you.

“I’m not gonna call you bro. And I don’t want you calling me bro either, I hate that.”

“Come on bro don’t be like that.” You teasingly say letting out a small chuckle

Ushijima once again stares at you, this time he’s evidently unamused

“I won’t respond to you if you keep calling me that.” He says as he begins to walk away

You’re full blown laughing as you run to stop Ushijima from walking away any further

“Toshi wait” you say holding onto his shirt

Ushijima turns around to look at you, still very confused

“I’m totally joking, I would never call you bro. It’s a prank I saw in tik tok.”

Ushijima cracks a soft smile, looking down at you as you laugh

“Thank god, I was so confused by that entire conversation.”

“I could tell, you’ve never looked more lost.”

He gently grabs you to hold you as you guys begin to walk again

“Alright let’s go, we need to finish shopping.”

“Okay love.”

He smiles as he hears the common pet name. That what he loved hearing you call him.