muppetappleanon

[muppetappleanon]

your welcome I love injecting gay into fruit in grocery stores making everyone gay

u make a dumbass post saying something like "men who eat fruit are gay" and some yeehaw trad cath white woman with lana del rey as her profile picture responds with "my boyfriend is straight and he loves eating fruit. he's been bullied since he was 7 years old for eating fruit. he still has nightmares about school children calling him gay fruit boy.... delete this disgusting post"

[muppetappleanon]

Hey its cool ur back, I thought u left

thank you but i'm mainly getting strangled to death and it doesn't help that we killed santa and conan o brien and they're just laying there

wait didn't they make him into stew?? i forgot that part and we also killed a squatter and a british person wow living with other people for money being live streamed 24/7 is hard

[muppetappleanon]

is this a normal christmas

asking for a friend

[muppetappleanon]

hey fun fact of the day

[muppetappleanon]

Goodbye

Also, before I leave tumblr forever, I am coming out as nonbinary and cut my hair, I've joined a small community garden and met a lot of cool people already, and im officially going to therapy, and she actually understands and listen to me which is pretty awesome. I will be enjoying my nonbinary aroace (aroace now :3) life eating garlic bread and living with some of my friends. farewell!

[muppetappleanon]

My caretaker no longer wants me to be online due to something about my parole officer syaing something, goodbye forever. actually. I dont think im ever coming back.

[muppetappleanon]

he does not need that many apples… greedy bastard

I will also be eating a fuckton of Apples. Needless to say I will be busy doing important shit

[muppetappleanon]

too insane for prison, too insane to live by myself, now forced to live with the person who ran over my fucking legs…. Hm.

[muppetappleanon]

i guess im going to jail bye???

[muppetappleanon]

apple its ok u can blame it all on me i have diplomatic immunity

-🍒

i pleaded insanity

[muppetappleanon]

They let you keep your phone while they're interrogating you?

no I just finished?

[muppetappleanon]

ARE YOU OK?? DID THE FBI GET YOU??

Im being interrogated rn :3

[muppetappleanon]

fuckkk the fbi found them not me since i am currently rolling down this hill ehruqghuwheduwgyegyfgwyegiywqhfujjjjjjjjjjjjdkadjjhdddduuwjdjn

[muppetappleanon]

also genuinely shocked how I haven't been arrested yet hm

[muppetappleanon]

You’re welcome for the van tip!! - 🍊 (4 gallons of orange juice girl)

thanks!!! time to research family vloggers

[muppetappleanon]

Alright, the commune is currently figuring out shit and we are purchasing a rv to stay in for the moment till we find an actual place to live. Also I think i have to figure out something with myself (identity wise) I'll be back soon.

[muppetappleanon]

people keep telling me my girlfriends a bitch, specifically my friends, im not gonna believe them. also we are probs gonna move in our van thanks anon