muppetappleanon

[muppetappleanon]

Goodbye

Also, before I leave tumblr forever, I am coming out as nonbinary and cut my hair, I've joined a small community garden and met a lot of cool people already, and im officially going to therapy, and she actually understands and listen to me which is pretty awesome. I will be enjoying my nonbinary aroace (aroace now :3) life eating garlic bread and living with some of my friends. farewell!

[muppetappleanon]

My caretaker no longer wants me to be online due to something about my parole officer syaing something, goodbye forever. actually. I dont think im ever coming back.

[muppetappleanon]

he does not need that many apples… greedy bastard

I will also be eating a fuckton of Apples. Needless to say I will be busy doing important shit

[muppetappleanon]

too insane for prison, too insane to live by myself, now forced to live with the person who ran over my fucking legs…. Hm.

[muppetappleanon]

i guess im going to jail bye???

[muppetappleanon]

apple its ok u can blame it all on me i have diplomatic immunity

-🍒

i pleaded insanity

[muppetappleanon]

They let you keep your phone while they're interrogating you?

no I just finished?

[muppetappleanon]

ARE YOU OK?? DID THE FBI GET YOU??

Im being interrogated rn :3

[muppetappleanon]

fuckkk the fbi found them not me since i am currently rolling down this hill ehruqghuwheduwgyegyfgwyegiywqhfujjjjjjjjjjjjdkadjjhdddduuwjdjn

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also genuinely shocked how I haven't been arrested yet hm

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You’re welcome for the van tip!! - 🍊 (4 gallons of orange juice girl)

thanks!!! time to research family vloggers

[muppetappleanon]

Alright, the commune is currently figuring out shit and we are purchasing a rv to stay in for the moment till we find an actual place to live. Also I think i have to figure out something with myself (identity wise) I'll be back soon.

[muppetappleanon]

people keep telling me my girlfriends a bitch, specifically my friends, im not gonna believe them. also we are probs gonna move in our van thanks anon

[muppetappleanon]

i jumped out the window, they fucking ran me over with their car and i cannot feel my legs, THIS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER TIMES FUCK

[muppetappleanon]

wait why do i smell smoke OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD THERES A FIRE WHO KNEW ESSENTIAL OILS ARE SO FLAMMABLE

[muppetappleanon]

Where are you going to live now? The woods? I think van life would suit the people from the commune. You can watch those van family vloggers who fit their 20 kids in one van for inspo.

not the woods but van life sounds amazing for now!!!! and i will check out those family vloggers!!!!

[muppetappleanon]

ok so uh important news

we are moving out the commune, rent has gotten too expensive and we gotta find somewhere else to live, currently in the attic gathering my essential oils and crystals.