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We owe it all to them.

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I stayed too long on a math post on this God Forsaken website and it told me something I already knew: I'm not good at math and numbers make me anxious.

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can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]

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Shark Culling Laws Poster

Designed by Matteo Musci

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YOU hates terfs

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Bowser x reader Head Canons

KING BOWSER AT THE END OF THE LINE, ILL MAKE YOU MINE WOAAAH-OOOOHHH, Bowser,Bowser, Bowser, Bowa-a Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, bows-a bows-a BOWSER, I LOOAAAAAHHVVVEE YOOOUAAARRR OH BOWSEER! BOWSER!

Ok I'm done messing around. Also sorry if this are short and bad quality. I'm not good at writing <3 also it is very platonic for these ones because I'm need to get an idea of how I want to make more of these x Reader Head canons... I like making a small story with my head canons ok...

Bowser and you met at a ball. He attempted to crash it and kidnap Princess Peach. You were a royal guest invited from another country in hooes of building political relationships.

I'm not going to say it was love at first sight because honestly it wasn't. He thought you were attractive but not enough to refute his affections for Peach.

It took a number of different encounters, one of which included an accidental kidnap by koopas who had assumed you were the princess merely because you were in her room at the wrong time. It's what happens when rooms are dark and you are snooping for political affairs.

You were only locked up for three hours honestly and you were treated well so it was a little disappointing to say the least when you found out you weren't the one being kidnapped by an obsessive and tall king.

When you do realize you feelings for one another it's only because of Mario being annoying and loud. Honestly. Bowser has shown up to another one of peaches many parties and Mario was yelling at him to leave, finally having enough yous stepped forward and gave that short Italian man a peice of your mind.

Having defended him in public, this is what cause bowsers attention. Wow. What a royal. No one had ever stuck up for him like this before. Definitely not someone who had such a high reputation in aristocratic society.

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My favorite wizard game

Me and my level 33 Magnus Theurgist are going back to gardening and fishing tyvm

the only wizard school game u should be playing

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Many wonderful women are congratulating me for my fantastic ability to open the microwave door right before it beeps. They are cheering my name and everybody is so happy and my burrito is still cold in the middle so I get to perform my trick for them again

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Princess Peach Dating HCs

Afab Reader x Princess Peach

Being a maid in the castle and her pampering you

Peach probably enjoys taking you on walks through the garden and to the beach

Cheering her on during sporting events

Worrying about her when she is in the koopa kingdom and vise versa

Her having a locket with your picture in it

The other maids do know about your relationship and there are mixed emotions but none of them will talk about their feelings... At least not to your face 👀

Being friends with toadette because she doesn't talk about you and also... Because the other maids talk about her too

Being really good at your job but the princess scolds you for working more than what you get paid. (Don't put in extra effort to a company that won't pay you what the extra work you do is worth. No extra pay no extra work.)

You followed the princess through the palace garden. The warm breeze, that would soon bring in the summer reheat in the coming days, caused the princesses hair to dance like perfect golden ribbons. "Princess, are you too hot?" You asked and moved closer to her with her lace parcel, to help cover her more with shade. "I'm alright, darling" her honeyed voice sang in your ears, her gentle fingers covered yours on the parcels handle and she took it from your hands. "We should have a picnic... It's such a lovely day" she said breezily.

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(ngl I posted about writers block and had a small spark and wrote this. Might write more but no promises)

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Three days turned into like 2 years and I'm still struggling to get back to wanting to write..

I- BIG BREAK FOR THREE DAYS DUCES, ENTERTAIN YA SELVES FOR A FEW DAYS

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Uh so I told LoveBunny, a cosplayer from Tiktok who is working on a Mario themed series (iykyk), that I'd write MarioLore smut and can I just say:

I will be delivering on that promise.

Here are a few ideas and ships I have:

Peach x Toadette

Toadette x Chompette

King Boo x Male Party Goer (it might be a reader insert but there's specifically a side character whis name I don't know (I don't think he has a name, Ken plays him) and I ship him and king boo despite knowing that their relationship would merely be to fuck around)

Rosalina x toadette

And finally

Rosalina x King Boo

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I'm 21 today 🙂

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I'm re opening my match ups but I'm only going to be doing a match up a day, just so I don't over work myself and run out of creativity while I'm working...

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Lady Dimitrescu Birthday Head Cannons

When she realizes it's your birthday she is SUPER nonchalant about it but on the inside on her head she has the biggest party planned on the earth

She knows very well that not many people will attend but she WILL make the other lords and her daughter attend.

The opposition of this is also true in the sense that if you don't like your birthday, she won't makes big deal of it.

She will only do things that make you happy, honestly this woman is always thinking about the comfort of you and her daughters will need throughout the day.

Can and will be the first person to tell you happy birthday, even if you don't find the day special, she finds the day of your birth the most special day any human could celebrate.

She will not hesitate to kill whom ever attempts to ruin the party she planned if you do have the party.

The girls are just as excited for your birthday as their mom merely because they enjoy a good party and who can say no to cake?

Lady D only got you a singular present, she put a lot of time and effort into it: its a rather large painting of her, you, and the girls.

I am sorry for being so quiet, I'm gonna post a little more. I'm turning 21 in 6 days so I thought I'd post some birthday head cannons and stuff... Don't worry... I'm f i n e

Perfectly fine

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I have my new phone now! Unfortunately however I'm staying on hiatus until I can effectively deal with my emotional instabilities. My job has been really stressful and my mom won't let me quit. I'm just really run thin. I hope to have a new job soon and to be writing again before june.