#and im not the biggest fan of her new fans

[austeenbootler]

Y/n updates:

Liked by: y/n, Billie.eilish, Nicholas.a.chavez, Sabrina carpenter, towabird, 412k others.

Y/n updates: y/n first night of tour. Her new boo Nicholas Chavez spotted in the crowd!

User: oh gos someone check on Nicholas please.

Billie.eilish: excuse me I was there too

- y/n: my biggest fan I love you 😚🖤

- Billie.wife.: omg y/n x Billie collab when?!

- y/n: 🤫

User 67: god she’s beautiful. Is Nicholas okay?!

- nicholas.a.chavez: I am not. Had to be taken out on a stretcher

- user 98: so real 😫

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nicholas.a.chavez:

Liked by: y/n, Sabrina carpenter, Billie.Eilish, real_cooper, 298k others

nicholas.a.chavez: the prettiest view.

It’s been 365 days together. 365 days of laughs, cries and everything in between. There’s no one else I want to spend it with. You’re the love of my life y/n and I can’t wait to see what the future has in store for us.

Forever yours.

Your Nicky poo🫡

The

Real_cooper: I’m gonna tell you right now he was cringing writing that the sign off.

- nicholas.a.chavez: hush 😭🫣

Y/n: Nicholas I just ruined my makeup!! I love you so much 😭🥺🖤

- nicholas.a.chavez: aweeee baby im sorry 😔

Sabrina carpenter: my parents 🩵😫

- user 97: real!

User 67: god I love you.

Billie.eilish: brb moving in

- y/n: your room is ready 🖤

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Y/n:

Liked by: nicholas.a.chavez, Billie.eilish, Sabrina carpenter, real_cooper, 213k others

Y/n: everyone shut up it’s our anniversary!! God I can’t believe we’ve been together for a whole year. I am so grateful to call you mine. You’ve shown me true love. Here’s to many more!

Yours forever

Y/n 🖤

Real_cooper: I kid you not he burst into tears on our break.

- y/n: no fucking way. Give him a kiss for me 🥺

- nicholas.a.chavez: I want your kiss 🙃

- y/n: later

User67: god I love love.

User87: my parents fr!

Billie.eilish: goals fr 🥹

Y/n: also he’s mad I kicked his ass in the game.

- nicholas.a.chavez: I let you win 😔

- y/n: whatever helps you sleep at night.

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Y/n story:

“He got me a puppy. Brb crying 😭”

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These are fun 🤩

[thxnks4themrms]

OKAY SO MY THING WITH THE MELANIE FANDOM IS LIKE THEYRE SO IGNORANT AND INSENSITIVE. THEY WILL LITERALLY GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO COMMENT ON POST THAT ARE DEFENDING TIMOTHY AND SAY SHIT LIKE “WEARING/JUST BOUGHT HER MERCH!!! 🥰” OR “PLAYING MY PORTALS CD RN 💗” LIKE DUDE REGARDLESS OF WHOS ACTUALLY TELLING THE TRUTH AND WHOS LYING YOU DONT SAY THAT TYPE OF SHIT TO SOMEONE WHO COULD POSSIBLY BE THE VICTIM

What also is like really strange and kinda annoying is that the new earthlings or whatever the bitches who listen to portals are called. In this situation they’re kinda just like making shit worse and it’s like they’re making everything kinda all over the place. Ik not all earthlings are like that but it’s a majority of them who are making the fandom seem bad. What’s kinda weird to me is that like how there’s a whole ass group of collectors who have basically shrines dedicated to Mel but are surprised by these allegations being brought up. Imo if you say someone is your “fav artist” then like at least know more about them and their past - LIKE HOW ARE YOU SPENDING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON MERCH AND ON TICKETS??? I kinda feel like the new people in the fandom just aren’t really normal (there’s ppl who don’t look into her past and there are ppl who literally stalk her and it’s fucking scary) .

I’ve probably said this like a trillion times before but I’ve been a fan since her cry baby era in 2015. Come 2017 when the first sa allegations came out I was pretty young so I didn’t understand it all too well. Now that I’m older I understand it more and like it doesn’t take a fucking smartass to be like “oh hey let’s not pick sides too quickly - let’s just see what’s happening and if anything new comes out” I feel like you need to hear both sides of the story to decide who’s side you’re gonna be on yk

There was some other shit I wanted to say but im kinda all over the place so ill add more shit later but sorry for the rant chat

[bmpmp3]

avanna (:

[hastalavistarbaby]

🔥TEAM STAR FANS STAY WINNING🔥

[rookflower]

i like crowpool as a narrative setpiece (less because of what it is and more because of what it sets up) and there's no issue if you are a fan, but i'm honestly confused by HOW many people are genuinely actively invested in it as a romance or make aus where it went well, because out of all the bland forbidden romances in warriors i think that is the one where they have the leeeast chemistry? and where the utter failure of it is the most interesting part?

[falltumn]

would you take midges business card y/n... i LOVE the concept of the 2020 version (bottom left) but my arts totally different now! i finally got around to updating it (top, bottom right) and i loveeee it so much.. midge my everything...

[spacedlexi]

sooo glad we live in the universe where twdgs4 was rewritten to be about saving the school instead of the original lis2-esque on the road each-episode-is-a-new-location plot. really dodged a bullet there

dont know if it was due to the cuts and collapsing work environment (no budget for all the assets needed) or what but the school plot is just like the perfect setting for her to end her story. and we really almost got a plot about her.... just trying to make it back to her original house? oof

[grkrpilled]

Gbc already ended but i sometimes still think about how momoka met subaru like she literally just appeared out of nowhere in episode 3 how did she get a highschooler to become her drummer so quickly

[goldiipond]

nintendos announced not only the first mainline game with daisy in it but shes also a playable character AND we’re getting a new super princess peach i just felt little child skye explode somewhere

[doebt]

I'm genuinely considering requesting unpaid time off sometime this winter EXCLUSIVELY w the intention of spending it writing. Like i miss writing sooo much and its like tbh really good for me I think

[jacobglaser]

Do you ever hear someone speak and just KNOW they had the exact same teenage brain worms you did.

[tuberliker1337]

i love encoreberry i love lesbians

[bobzora]

you could not pay me to care about what's been going on lately in hi3rd

[kirakirabug]

I like my Kuromi layout but I'm tempted to go back to Aguri cus that's my daughter.... Such hard choices.

[the-gayest-tree-you-ever-did-see]

and what if i tell you the thirteen minute flight was by an estate company because she long sold that jet, i don't think y'all are here for reason. accept it taylor swift is the poster child for your hate

the thing is you people are so hateful towards her that you don't care about the actual issue but bringing her down.

awh, you know me so well............... im free tomorrow night if you are?

[starkwlkr]

happy life, happy wife | hugh jackman

an: “you attract what you fear” GUYS IM SO SCARED OF A 55 YEAR OLD AUSTRALIAN 😭 definitely thinking about making marvel actress!reader x hugh an actual series… i have ideas

marvel actress!reader

Deadpool & Wolverine Press tour - Hot Ones

Hugh felt like he was going to die. Each wing was getting hotter and hotter, but immediately when he heard his wife’s name he forgot all about the spice.

“Hugh, your wife is part of the Avengers, how does it feel having your wife be part of such a huge franchise? Have you two talked about a potential team up with the X-men and the Avengers?” Sean asked.

“My wife . . . Oh god, I think I’m crying-”

“I can’t tell if you’re legitimately dying or completely in love with your wife.” Ryan told Hugh.

“Wait . . I am completely in love with my wife and I would legitimately die for her.” Hugh gasped as he rearranged Ryan’s words.

“Is that in the contract she made you sign when you married her? ‘I vow to die for you’. My contract said I had to give all my money to my kids and wife.” Ryan said.

“No, she’s amazing, um, if I start talking about her I think I might go on for hours,” he laughed. “Our kids do want to see their parents fighting the bad guys together. We would love to team up, maybe it could happen.” Hugh smiled.

“The entire movie would be them making out and her beating the shit out of you. I’d pay to see that.” Ryan added.

•••

Comic Con 2024

Like RDJ, your last Marvel movie had been Avengers: Endgame. After being in ten mcu films, it was time to say goodbye to your character.

But that was in 2019.

At this years comic con, you were back. The cast of Deadpool & Wolverine had taken the stage and showed their appreciation for the fans. After their panel, it was time to announce Marvel’s upcoming projects. Kevin Feige announced the Fantastic Four, Thunderbolts, Captain America 4, and finally the new Avengers movies, which everyone was extremely excited about.

After showing the title card for the upcoming Avengers film, Kevin turned to the audience.

“Something people have been asking, as of late, is who the heck is going to direct these two movies?” The audience clapped.

From the side of the stage, you were nervous. What if the fans didn’t like the idea of you directing the next two Avengers films? Your worrying caused Hugh to come to your rescue.

“Hey, they loved you as an Avenger, they will love you even more.” Hugh kissed your forehead. “If anyone says anything about this decision, they have me to deal with.”

You laughed at his words. “I really love you so much.”

“Love you too, bub.” Hugh was about to kiss you when Ryan cut in.

“I really love us too. I convinced half of the people here that we’re a throuple.” He said in the most serious tone ever.

Kevin announced you as the director. Your doubt of the fans not liking the announcement was proven wrong when you walked the stairs to the stage and stood next to Kevin. They cheered when they saw you were back.

As you said a few words, thanking Marvel, Kevin and the fans, you were being recorded by Hugh, who was being recorded by Ryan.

“That’s my wife!” Hugh cheered from backstage, holding his phone in his hand.

“She’s Marvel Jesus now, holy shit!”

•••

WIRED autocomplete interview

“Is Hugh Jackman married?”

“Yes, to me, Y/n, probably to half the population,” Ryan answered. “He’s Australia’s biggest slut.”

“All the times, I proposed.” Hugh laughed. “But yes, I am married and I love my wife very much. She’s stuck with me forever.” He lifted his hand to show off the wedding band.

“Funny, because she texted me right now. Her and Blake are in the courthouse getting married. So Deadpool three was actually made so our wives could divorce us and marry each other.”