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Different Stories Resonate with Different People

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Planet earth is terrifying I hope I never see a volcano

hey, you should be glad these things are around, they’re a sign that Earth isn’t going to let cosmic radiation cook you alive anytime soon!

volcanoes erupt when plumes of liquid magma rise up through the more sluggish magma closer to Earth’s crust and melt their way up to the surface, like how the cheese bubbles up through your pot of unattended macaroni! (except WAY less delicious)

and this magma rises in the first place because it’s been superheated by Earth’s core, which is a constantly-rotating semifluid ball of supercompressed hellfire iron hotter than the surface of the sun!

the unimaginable pressure down there combined with the physical rotation turns Earth’s heart into a primitive dynamo engine that generates a powerful magnetic field, which acts like an enormous forcefield and prevents most of the cosmic radiation Earth encounters from ever reaching the surface!

which is good, because it would immediately blast the surface of the Earth clean of life if it ever did make landfall. 

so if you ever do encounter an erupting volcano, remember that all things are connected, and stop to give Mama Earth a pat of thanks for protecting you from the cosmic forces of the universe which would very much like to make you extremely dead!

and then run like hell.

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Ooooooo I could see them guarding the outer system, but also ambassadors welcoming intergalactic diplomatics (the events of Stars, naturally, brought the Sol system into the intergalactic community. I'm sure Uranus and Neptune switch up which castle they use depending on their local planetary seasons and where they are in orbit in relation to incoming visitors. They hold lavish parties that Neo-Queen Serenity struggles to outdo once those visitors make their way to Earth.

Where do you think Hotaru, Michiru, and Haruka are in the future of Crystal Tokyo? We only see Setsuna in the flashforwards, so I wonder what happened to the rest of the Outer Senshi...

Maybe they’re out guarding the outer planets like they did during the Silver Millennium? Although I don’t really like that headcanon because it makes me think they’d be lonely like they were before. So maybe they split their time between guarding the outer planets and spending time in Crystal Tokyo. After Chibiusa comes of age and gains the Sailor Quartet, I can definitely see Hotaru returning to become part of her team full-time.

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my poor dad probably thought we were losing it

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“Whoa, check out Dave’s stick” 

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Covid-19 is creating a baby boom.

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why none of them got into The Good Place

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honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

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So old. And yet: Still funny.

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hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

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This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

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I get masks are good right now.

But when customers have what looks like 2 or 3 different masks on at the same time it makes it *really* hard to understand what you're saying.

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I made a fake disability ID card does that make me a bad person

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Started an experimental tarot business. I'd like to offer more paid readings but I do accept messages with requests (pricing to be determined according to your request).

I also have a deck for sale that I no longer want. Might list a few others if that one sells.

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EDELGARD, CLAUDE and DIMITRI in: FIRE EMBLEM HEROES

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Oh I bet they can resize. They're paid to do a job but they probably don't care XD

You have SO MUCH MONEY how can you run ads made by someone who cant even RESIZE A JPEG