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yuwuta · 6 months ago

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gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact.

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared.

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date

#anonymous #he's like donna from suits but worse because he's like if harvey were donna LOL #i have soooooo much to say about him #he doesn't really Have to work he's a nepotism baby supreme #but he met you maybe in undergrad? and he's been obsessed w you since #he knows youre a workaholic so he's dutifully sat by your side all these years through college through grad/professional school #and when you told him you got to hire your own assistant he was the very first applicant #because getting paid to spend his days with you and take care of you? he was already doing that for free might as well make it official #everyone in the office knows satoru loves you except you honestly #he probably has his own masters/JD but elects to be your assistant anyway bc that's so much more fun #what he Really wants to be a househusband but first he's gotta ask you out and propose and all that good stuff (cue him rolling his eyes #and going on about formalities and boring systems and blah blah blah)#also in the office au in my head: nanami (also senior partner) higuruma ofc <3 beloved (managing partner) and TOJI!#WALK WITH ME!#its honestly probably satoru's influence that gets toji into law... as someone who so feverently broke it in the past #idk maybe there's a megumi situation that makes gojo be like yk if ur this good at skirting/breaking the law youd probably be half decent #at enforcing it... or at least helping other people get around it too #and so lawyer toji is born #does he screw around w the rich people who r stupid w their money? absolutely #but you nanami and higuruma just let it be bc he brings in those settlements better than anybody else....#hmmm... i kinda wanna make megumi somebody's associate but also..... yuuta.....#i think i just like sticking yuuta in a tie if im being real #but anyway... satoru is your Work Husband and everyone knows he wants to be your real husband #but they just let it slide bc rumour has it even tho hes just a secretary hes got equity in the firm?? and besides that his heart eyes give #away his hopeless devotion from a mile away #the day you actually start seeing somebody outside of work... oh theyre in for Trouble #satoru x reader #him dragging you out of ur office late at night and u protesting so he just. puts u over his shoulder #and ur telling him to let u down but he's insisting u go home and then nanami pops out of his office #and ur like wait nanami this isnt what it looks like but he's so dead in the eyes when he just sighs

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backwardswalks · 12 days ago

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not the planet, not spinning — connor & leon & the edmonton oilers, ‘24

—not by big thief

#i’ve had this stuck in my head for weeks #bc this song is my scf tragedy loss #so now that my first semester of grad school is over it was time to lock in #and make it #and it’s not perfect but even i got tired of looking at it australia #ANYWAY #they make me sad #i love tragedy and etc #also sorry the game is on so im putting this in the lb tag hahahaha #oilers lb #edmonton oilers #connor mcdavid #leon draisaitl #mcdrai #bc technically. its in there its Implied #uhhhh #oilers hockey #nhl #ok goodbye

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4chtungb4by · 9 months ago

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goth gf golden retriever bf

#mi ocs #if u even care #anyway I need to get the ball rolling on comic shih for them #especially since i now seem to have a better grasp on what simon looks like #and im about to be done w school for the forseeable future #no i do NOT want grad school no maam

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sonicadventures · 1 year ago

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idk this entered my brain the other night and wouldn't leave until i got out of bed and drew it

#shadow #shadow the hedgehog #sth #sega #sonic fanart #eerrrm #my art #i left his glove cuffs off by accident first and then when i tried to draw them back in it looked weird so i left it :/#i promise i draw more than just shadow these days ive just got the artblock bug and am trying to show off garbage i made months/weeks ago #im also procrastinating hard on submitting my grad school app because it scares me <3

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gaysagainststeve · 10 months ago

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Janet just gets it. Steve really is so baby girl

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sexygaywizard · 1 year ago

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My toxic trait is thinking that I could totally be a NYC girl even though I am a born and bred natural enemy of NYC girls (LA girl) and they would descend upon and eat me like so many rats

#im a weird LA girl though. im Not Like Other LA Girls. does that count for something #ive dated a few NYC girls and I always think they're really hot. im artsy im cool im weird. i could do it. i could do it (coping)#sorry im just looking at grad schools in NY and fantasizing. a gay can dream #i talk

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lucky-clover-gazette · 3 months ago

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halfway through my 20s, i’ve definitely picked up this pattern where i will every so often have a “baseball bat year” in which i realize i’ve stagnated and very suddenly and determinedly decide to change major parts of my life for the better, then i reap the rewards of that hard work for 2-3 years, and then it’s baseball bat year again because there’s always more and i want it all. it’s called baseball bat year bc i just eventually realize that i need to be bonked really hard with a baseball bat and get things moving again

#in 2022 i decided to lose weight and get a breast reduction and learn how to cook #which i did #i also wanted to get a better job #also did that #and fix my spending habits #did it #and get back to writing creatively #yep that too #and move into a better apartment #sitting in it rn #but about halfway through this year i realized hey! i am feeling bored and complacent!#(while still very proud)#i think im bisexual and i want to go to grad school!#wonder what 2026 will look like…

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oysters-aint-for-me · 2 months ago

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please ignore my fucking mess of an apartment to appreciate some hawkeye and bj zoomies :)

#it’s been a long fucking week w dulcie and also i work full time and im in grad school cut me a break #at least there’s nothing moldy!#look at em go :)

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bayuutober · 2 years ago

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I’ve been helping a friend of mine do some homebrew worldbuilding for the Icewind Dale campaign he’s going to DM. He asked me if I wanted to draw a picture of Auril for a token and i said yes 👍.

#Auril #Icewind Dale #dnd #the lighting makes it look like shes having her photo taken professionally #i think more of a grad pics vibe than a first day of school vibe #anyways im very proud of this and I hardly ever finish art anymore so im happy to have smth to show y’all after so long

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chimeriad · 8 months ago

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top 10 characters i never give a break

#sorry i almost never draw her happy. well shes in america and doing grad school so its natural.#im in a too shy slash Doing Bad phase to upload anything real. look at her #(postcanon asuka voice) i probably have mild depression but im in grad school so i dont have time to thinjk about that right n #ive drawn her a lot more times these are just. select askas. shes everything 2 me btw

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emilyjunk · 6 months ago

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Adding False God to my GSU playlist and throwing up about it

#personal #you cant talk to me when im like this ..... daring you to leave me just so i can try and scare you #you're the west village.... you still do it for me babe #😭💀💀😭💀😭😭😭💀💀💀#dont look at meeeee #i also added death by a thousand cuts....... no comment #grad school universe

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storyteller-ish · 2 years ago

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#love between fairy and devil #apologies if this has been done already im v late to the party #this immediately popped in my head as i was watching #he asked ''how long? 1 day? 2 days?''#and shang que really went ''idk just ballparking here. probably 3 or 5 YEARS'' like sjbfjdj #m #edit: look ive had this in my drafts since JANUARY and for some reason just never posted it #im just gonna post it now even if no one sees it lol #i still need to finish watching this jksndfk grad school/grad school apps have been a bitch what can i say

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creacherkeeper · 1 year ago

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i think someone should do a linguistics study of "ass" as synecdoche but specifically "ass" as in something or someone that embodies a concept like "acts of service ass" as someone who embodies the acts of service love language or another example from my recent messages "gargoyle ass" because my friends cat looks like a gargoyle. is this anything. linguists please get on this i need you

#thing i would be genuinely interested in reading about #because im just like this now i guess grad school has ruined me #linguistics #the cat in question was lele obviously she looks like she was painted by a historical painter who had never seen a real cat #witch's familiar ass #so many ghosts stuck in an antique doll ass #just further examples for the dear linguist who takes me up on this to use

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mayonneise · 29 days ago

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fuck i missed a really cool guest speaker because i had a final on the other side of campus

#mayo speaks #they were talking about kuiper belt research! and also from a uni that i would maybe look into for grad school #anyways thing about me is i think pluto and charon are fascinating #like im not big into planetary and solar system astronomy but. if i had to. kuiper belt...

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simple-and-cozy-life · 7 months ago

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