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gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story
REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you
but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact.
he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared.
he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date
#anonymous#he's like donna from suits but worse because he's like if harvey were donna LOL#i have soooooo much to say about him#he doesn't really Have to work he's a nepotism baby supreme#but he met you maybe in undergrad? and he's been obsessed w you since#he knows youre a workaholic so he's dutifully sat by your side all these years through college through grad/professional school#and when you told him you got to hire your own assistant he was the very first applicant#because getting paid to spend his days with you and take care of you? he was already doing that for free might as well make it official#everyone in the office knows satoru loves you except you honestly#he probably has his own masters/JD but elects to be your assistant anyway bc that's so much more fun#what he Really wants to be a househusband but first he's gotta ask you out and propose and all that good stuff (cue him rolling his eyes#and going on about formalities and boring systems and blah blah blah)#also in the office au in my head: nanami (also senior partner) higuruma ofc <3 beloved (managing partner) and TOJI!#WALK WITH ME!#its honestly probably satoru's influence that gets toji into law... as someone who so feverently broke it in the past#idk maybe there's a megumi situation that makes gojo be like yk if ur this good at skirting/breaking the law youd probably be half decent#at enforcing it... or at least helping other people get around it too#and so lawyer toji is born#does he screw around w the rich people who r stupid w their money? absolutely#but you nanami and higuruma just let it be bc he brings in those settlements better than anybody else....#hmmm... i kinda wanna make megumi somebody's associate but also..... yuuta.....#i think i just like sticking yuuta in a tie if im being real#but anyway... satoru is your Work Husband and everyone knows he wants to be your real husband#but they just let it slide bc rumour has it even tho hes just a secretary hes got equity in the firm?? and besides that his heart eyes give#away his hopeless devotion from a mile away#the day you actually start seeing somebody outside of work... oh theyre in for Trouble#satoru x reader#him dragging you out of ur office late at night and u protesting so he just. puts u over his shoulder#and ur telling him to let u down but he's insisting u go home and then nanami pops out of his office#and ur like wait nanami this isnt what it looks like but he's so dead in the eyes when he just sighs
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goth gf golden retriever bf
#mi ocs#if u even care#anyway I need to get the ball rolling on comic shih for them#especially since i now seem to have a better grasp on what simon looks like#and im about to be done w school for the forseeable future#no i do NOT want grad school no maam
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idk this entered my brain the other night and wouldn't leave until i got out of bed and drew it
#shadow#shadow the hedgehog#sth#sega#sonic fanart#eerrrm#my art#i left his glove cuffs off by accident first and then when i tried to draw them back in it looked weird so i left it :/#i promise i draw more than just shadow these days ive just got the artblock bug and am trying to show off garbage i made months/weeks ago#im also procrastinating hard on submitting my grad school app because it scares me <3
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Janet just gets it. Steve really is so baby girl
#steven suptic#steve suptic#xchocobars#have they confirmed their in a relationship yet?#im not up to date lol#i know it has been said before but#they really look like a lesbian couple here#ive been reading#the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all#and i think this is givinv that vibe#but my brain might be poisoned#also steves hands are huge#i have been going through tough relationship stuff but it’s looking like itll be alright#im excited#remember to take each relationship at its own pace#it is not a race#being the best person you can be is hard work#and polyamory in you twenties is just so much lol#bye for now#talk to yall in another 6 months or so#maybe a year#mwah#also im going to grad school i got into most of the schools i applied to!
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My toxic trait is thinking that I could totally be a NYC girl even though I am a born and bred natural enemy of NYC girls (LA girl) and they would descend upon and eat me like so many rats
#im a weird LA girl though. im Not Like Other LA Girls. does that count for something#ive dated a few NYC girls and I always think they're really hot. im artsy im cool im weird. i could do it. i could do it (coping)#sorry im just looking at grad schools in NY and fantasizing. a gay can dream#i talk
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halfway through my 20s, i’ve definitely picked up this pattern where i will every so often have a “baseball bat year” in which i realize i’ve stagnated and very suddenly and determinedly decide to change major parts of my life for the better, then i reap the rewards of that hard work for 2-3 years, and then it’s baseball bat year again because there’s always more and i want it all. it’s called baseball bat year bc i just eventually realize that i need to be bonked really hard with a baseball bat and get things moving again
#in 2022 i decided to lose weight and get a breast reduction and learn how to cook#which i did#i also wanted to get a better job#also did that#and fix my spending habits#did it#and get back to writing creatively#yep that too#and move into a better apartment#sitting in it rn#but about halfway through this year i realized hey! i am feeling bored and complacent!#(while still very proud)#i think im bisexual and i want to go to grad school!#wonder what 2026 will look like…
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please ignore my fucking mess of an apartment to appreciate some hawkeye and bj zoomies :)
#it’s been a long fucking week w dulcie and also i work full time and im in grad school cut me a break#at least there’s nothing moldy!#look at em go :)
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I’ve been helping a friend of mine do some homebrew worldbuilding for the Icewind Dale campaign he’s going to DM. He asked me if I wanted to draw a picture of Auril for a token and i said yes 👍.
#Auril#Icewind Dale#dnd#the lighting makes it look like shes having her photo taken professionally#i think more of a grad pics vibe than a first day of school vibe#anyways im very proud of this and I hardly ever finish art anymore so im happy to have smth to show y’all after so long
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top 10 characters i never give a break
#sorry i almost never draw her happy. well shes in america and doing grad school so its natural.#im in a too shy slash Doing Bad phase to upload anything real. look at her#(postcanon asuka voice) i probably have mild depression but im in grad school so i dont have time to thinjk about that right n#ive drawn her a lot more times these are just. select askas. shes everything 2 me btw
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Adding False God to my GSU playlist and throwing up about it
#personal#you cant talk to me when im like this ..... daring you to leave me just so i can try and scare you#you're the west village.... you still do it for me babe#😭💀💀😭💀😭😭😭💀💀💀#dont look at meeeee#i also added death by a thousand cuts....... no comment#grad school universe
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#love between fairy and devil#apologies if this has been done already im v late to the party#this immediately popped in my head as i was watching#he asked ''how long? 1 day? 2 days?''#and shang que really went ''idk just ballparking here. probably 3 or 5 YEARS'' like sjbfjdj#m#edit: look ive had this in my drafts since JANUARY and for some reason just never posted it#im just gonna post it now even if no one sees it lol#i still need to finish watching this jksndfk grad school/grad school apps have been a bitch what can i say
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i think someone should do a linguistics study of "ass" as synecdoche but specifically "ass" as in something or someone that embodies a concept like "acts of service ass" as someone who embodies the acts of service love language or another example from my recent messages "gargoyle ass" because my friends cat looks like a gargoyle. is this anything. linguists please get on this i need you
#thing i would be genuinely interested in reading about#because im just like this now i guess grad school has ruined me#linguistics#the cat in question was lele obviously she looks like she was painted by a historical painter who had never seen a real cat#witch's familiar ass#so many ghosts stuck in an antique doll ass#just further examples for the dear linguist who takes me up on this to use
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Can't wait to be a mom someday
#tradlife#tradwife#tradblr#catholic#traditional gender roles#slow living#homemaker#homemaking#cozy aesthetic#cozycore#cottagecore#talked with my boyfriend about getting engaged the other day#he wants to wait a bit until hes closer to finishing up with the military and me finishing up my masters#he said he was a little envious of a colleague who brought in their little kid into work#not in like a bad way but in a 'aw i want one' sort of way#we've talked about being parents and how great our little family would be and how well we could share what we know#we're both unique and he can help with sports and outside work and i can teach them music and cooking and homemaking#and he joked he can teach the boys how to make edible food lol#which i said no one is escaping the kitchen. everyone is going to at least know the basics of cooking because its a skill#and maybe our future boys will need to help their wives someday or at least when they're bachelors#but i cant wait#i am a professional violinist and music teacher so when i say i can teach them music im quite serious#im going into violin/viola performance for my masters#and i could sing professionally but im fine with just cantoring for church#they appreciate it#i have to wait at least two years to get married to finish my masters but i am really looking forward to having a family#maybe we can have a family right away too#thats be nice#just really looking forward to the future#just gotta make it through grad school
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there is truly nothing greater than love to me. what is more impermeable, long lasting, soft, and joyous??? yet still holds melancholy, anguish, pain, and grief???? (many things but that’s not the point-)
i am very grateful to love and be loved :) i hope whoever sees this comes across pure love as well, it’s very nice.
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image desc: a ladybug on top of one of the leaves of a curry leaf stem
#yes this is about my wife#yes i have a wife (my gf)#it’s not Exclusively abt ash BUT#a great deal ☝️#the thought of planning for my future (even for the next year) would bring me to tears and completely break down#but now i’m able to look into grad schools#and create plans regarding my courses in college to be able to graduate#i can even talk to others about what I want for the future#growth is lovely#im happy i didnt let anyone take that away from me#and im extra happy my wife has cultivated my growth and given it a nurturing environment :)#and my friends too#shout out to my bestie from college who i sat next to bc i have a stellar gaydar#i hope to find more people to share my love with#and i hope to strengthen the love i have now with those close to me#it will be hard and it will be challenging (looking at the fact that i will be kicked out soon.)#but !!! it will be so so worth a life that ive dreamt to have !#if you’re reading this then tell someone you love them#:)#(bonus points if you say it to yourself!)#bee talks#it’s me#im bee
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what do you do when the girl you spent the better part of the last decade in love with calls you up to tell you they dumped their girlfriend and quit their job and would you like to go spend a couple weeks on a beach in greece with them because they miss you and love you (not like that) . and you miss them and love them (not like that. anymore) and you’re probably not getting into grad school anyway and even if you did you can’t keep moving countries to start over because that doesn’t fix things and you could use the money you have saved that you were gonna put towards tuition to buy a plane ticket and sublet a beach villa instead. because you miss them and you love them and you’re tired of missing them and loving them has always felt good and you never feel good anymore and whatever maybe you can just have a lovely few weeks in fuckin greece and just. that’s enough you don’t have to try more than that they go back home and you stay on a beach in greece for as long as anyone else will remember . hypothetically. you should do that, right
#this is rhetorical look away!!!!#it’s an either/or : this or trying to go to grad school#but the thing is#at some point i convinced myself that a change of place and building a new life would make me happier than rotting in my parents house#in my hometown where i feel like im in a timeloop sometimes#but it wouldn’t? i Love my friends but. i am sad here and i was sad in scotland and i was sad in cambridge and. i will be sad wherever i go#it’s not a fixable thing#being around beth is a bandaid on it#so maybe i should slap the bandaid on buy a plane ticket and then. whatever i will be sad After or#i know i sound insane but the thing about being obsessive is that when one person physically has your back when you are 20 years old#it makes sense that they feel like the only thing that will help fix it#sorry this sounds strung out i have like three different things in my system that i will sleep off and be fine im not having a meltdown#this just feels like a Decision To Be Made and i thought typing it out would help give me some clarity or whatever#made a list but i wrote ‘washed your hair when you couldnt do it’ and i’ll be so honest that’s all the convincing i need to do#anything they ask of me ever#idk where my bank card is so no financial decisions tonight anyway#if u have read all of that. apologies and goodnight x#n
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was talking to my neighbor and she asked what i studied and i told her and she went "why would you do that." why does anyone do anything
#her: you don't...look like you'd be interested in that stuff. i thought you were in medicine#me: MEDICINE? ME?????????????#her: what do ur parents think#me: i mean im 28 and im paying for grad school myself so ???#<- did not say that last bit bc i am charming and polite and wonderful but like. ma'am.
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