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love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.
love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.
love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.
love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.
maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.
recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.
#writeblr#warm up#ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from:#15% literally don't even touch water#an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP#15+35 =50%#like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap#btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water''#which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes#ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild#i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me#but no they're just confidently wrong.....#182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6#that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week.#ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho#this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded#in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair#or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS.#men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies#i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health.#this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become.#like they don't try to hide it anymore.
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Episode 110 vs episode 1100
#im in alabasta on my rewatch and hi are you fucking kidding mE#one piece#parallels#alabasta#egghead#one piece spoilers#monkey d luffy#luffy#mugiwara no luffy#sir crocodile#rob lucci#gomu gomu no baku baku#gomu gomu no munch munch#also note that for the backflip dodge/kick part the music playing in both episodes is IDENTICAL#these episodes aired 12 yrs apart. may 2002 and april 2024#gif#one piece 110#one piece 1100#one piece 1101#there's actually ANOTHER parallel where after he gets stabbed croc throws him in the sand pit and he sinks#and it's the same as luffy spinning out of control and drilling into the ground omg. the same tornado shape for luffy spinning and sables#but i need to sleep so bad#correction 22 yrs apart!!!! *cant do math 5 hrs past bedtime
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Edward looking at my calc hw disappointed
#danonation#danonator#the batman#the batman 2022#paul dano#batman 2022#edward nashton#paul dano riddler#batman#dano riddler#the riddler#the riddler fanart#the batman fanart#im bad at math
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Wouldn’t it be so fucking funny if we finally get to meet Steve’s parents in s5 and they’re like…typical suburban parents
After making them mostly monsters in fanfic like guys fffff half the time we make them emotionally abusive and/or neglectful, the other half physically, and then like if you’re on the dark web then 3% of the time they work for the lab and Steve’s like a failed number…
For like, the vibes ya know
…But then we actually meet them and it’s a pudgy office dad with glasses married to an “I can be cool >:(‘ mom.
-“Steve, I thought you said your mom doesn’t trust your dad…looks like they love each other?”
Steve: “???wym, of course they love each other. But obviously she doesn’t trust dad on trips cuz he got lost in a Texas airport once, duh.”
-“ok, what about when you said he’d kill you if he found out you drink?”
Steve: “Yeah??? I’m literally underaged and if he found out I’ve been watering down his $200 liquor he’d be so pissed 🙄”
Like, TO BE FAIR Steve’s dad telling him to get a summer job to figure out the value of money or whatever is pretty typical like baby boy didn’t work in high school 😭 and he’s like pouting and huffing about in scoops
He has a fancy car that his parents trust him to drive and take care of
And him not wanting to work for his dad is valid of him like imagine his dad is trying to be supportive like “if you ever need a job son you can come work with me :)”
and steve would hate that cuz to him it would feel like he didn’t deserve it or work for it, working for his dad feels like it means he failed to make something of himself
And like Steve’s not a bad kid, he’s a teenager who just hates his first job cuz customer service sucks, does stupid kid shit like drink and go to parties, and feels like he missed his chance to makes something of himself that he and his parents can be proud of just because he’s a little behind than the rest of his peers
I relate to that so hard
Like bro said he was having a party at his house and it was just like…4 people he invited with a six pack. No music or anything just chillin on lawn chairs and shooting the shit
Even his home is in warm colors 💀
But we love the angst 🤌 the drama 🤌 and torturing our favorite character
#Texas airports are huge#steve harrington headcanon#steve harrington#I too was a teen who felt like a failure because I had everything#I had a supportive family#and I got rejected from ALL but one university#who said I needed to do a math course in summer if I accepted cuz I fucking suck at math#I felt so anger at myself and my older brother was like don’t worry about money or a job just try your best#and if it doesn’t work out we’re here :)#and it’s like I KNOW but I need to prove to myself that Im capable do it on my own#anyways#this turned into a projecting post…#my bad guys#bee speaks#steddie#harringrove#stancy#stoncy#platonic stobin
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fun phact: in 2 years (2026) amazingphil will be officially on youtube for 20 years, but also he himself will be 39, meaning that in 2 years phil will be a youtuber for more than a half of his life.
#dan would be knowing him for almost half of his life#insane#we love you dad#im pretty bad at math and writting this at 3am so if its wrong pls tell ms#phan#dan and phil#dnp#dip and pip#dan and phil games#phil lester#amazingphil#amazing phil#dnpg#also by this time
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I think the crux of what makes the rat grinders so damn rage-inducing is just. How fucking entitled their whole stance is. Like sure they've put in a lot of time! And frankly, if they were just trying to graduate, put in the work, and get out with average fucking grades that would be fine.
But instead the first thing we know about them is that they feel the treatment some people (the bad kids) get is unfair. And like. That's what makes it so frustrating when the revelation comes of what they've been doing for the last two years. Because in those two years they have risked nothing and helped no one. Killing rats in a trainee forest doesn't change anything. The rats are just there. They're not a threat to anyone, there isn't any danger. Nobody needs to be doing that.
Meanwhile, the bad kids have quite literally saved the world three fucking times. The number of people who have directly benefitted from the actions of the bad kids is astronomical! And they have risked so goddamn much in the process. They have repeatedly put everything they have and are on the line, with the only beneficial reward they've gotten being their grades. Hell, mostly their success has just resulted in them being burdened with more work!
So when these fucking rat grinders show up and start complaining that the bad kids are getting favored unreasonably, they and we all know how absolutely bullshit it is, because the reality is, the bad kids have put in so much more work than the rat grinders have, for barely any reward.
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#also was anyone else kinda mad at the way gorthalax talked about three hours every day like it was an amazing amount of effort?#like im not doing that math right now but id wager if you actually looked at it the hours the bad kids habe put in are much fucking higher#like there was obviously more downtime in freshman year but for basically all of sophomore year they were always on-the-clock#even working in their fucking sleep like goddamn
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whitepine brainrot during math class.
#whitepine#whitepine fanart#whitepine ivory#ivorycello#ivorycello fanart#ivorycello whitepine#ivorytv#clownpierce#clownpierce fanart#mcyt#mcyt fanart#SHE LOOKS DIFF HERE CUZ I GOT INCONSISTEN W HER HAIRRRRR 😭😭😭😭#listen itwas during class and i had no reference all i had was my bad memory a pencil and my math notebook#mr pierce cameo#so i decided to see if i could draw in my old artstyle again. the one i did with sebastian a couple posts ago#i think i actually got it this time since im considering going back to this artstyle#'course i still love my silly goober stylized one but i wanna juggle 3 artstyles now#idk if ill work on mr pierce soon cuz omg im busy this month!!!!#but chances are i might do a rough design on one of my ntbks soooooooooo :3
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ok so using the same idea of a lego character being 5ft tall i measured firstbourne at being a whopping 225ft long with a wingspan of 450!!!! definitely the biggest dragon in the series........... NOT!!!!!!
the source dragon of energy in dragons rising is the biggest dragon we have seen yet. we havent seen any clear full shots of him with something for size reference yet though, but we HAVE seen that he has pretty much the same proportions and body type as firstbourne, AND we have seen exactly how big one of his claws is. THUS, after measuring firstbournes claw and scaling up all the measurements to the source dragons proportionately, i have concluded that:
the source dragon of energy IS 1260 FEET LONG AND HAS A WINGSPAN OF 2520 FEET. WHAT A HELL . thats like half a mile long it would take like 10 minutes to walk from 1 wing tip to the other
#ninjago#dragons rising#firstbourne#source dragons#energy#idk what u tag him as all i know is hes huge#im bad at math do NOT fact check me
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•_• Thinking about him again
#decadentart#bloodborne#retired hunter djura#eileen is also there but im not putting this in her tag. u can see her jn the last frame#Got bored during math class as always#rare instance i do traditional art#aw. straight people#in my heart she visits him sometimes because hes a genuinely nice guy#maybe she feels bad for him. And hes in denial of his own self admonishment#maybe shes tried to convince him to leave but he thinks its his fate to so painfully sacrifice himself to protect others#in a sense hes punishing himself#Whatever. I like making things the fuck up#also yeah i really like drawing him with his lower face obscured by his aem. cant explain it
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things which, while not universally hated, are often treated with disdain by some ttrpg players:
pvp
dungeon crawls
resource tracking
unwinnable fights/situations
metagaming
gm not preparing the adventure details beforehand
things am trying to put in my games
pvp
dungeon crawls
resource tracking
unwinnable fights/situations
metagaming
gm not preparing the adventure details beforehand
#algie might make ttrpgs#bcos i LIKE these when used well#admittedly the resource tracking in my current in progress game is not super crunchy#u have a number. u can use em for advantage on rolls or lose em when things break bad.#but also that's partly bcos time is weird in this setting soooooo#(also it is bcos i. have brain bad. and math is hard.)#im trying to make a dungeon crawl game but the mechanics are sorta simplified#idk how much can be left up to gm's discretion tho we'll see how it playtests#i WANT to believe that 'give a greater effect for actions that do something Clever#like targeting a revealed weakness or building on what someone else did'#would be. clear info for the gm. and easy to implement.#buuuuut we'll. see
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1 YEAR
10 MONTHS
3 DAYS
WELCOME BACK ANDY
#undead unluck#undead unluck spoilers#yes i used a calculator im bad at maths#andy izumo#meow posts#NO MEOW READS THERE'S ONLY SCREAMING
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you were raised in comparison.
it wasn't always obvious (well. except for the times that it was), but you internalized it young. you had to eat what you didn't like, other people are going hungry, and you should be grateful. you had to suck it up and walk on the twisted ankle, it wasn't broken, you were just being a baby. you were never actually suffering, people obviously had it worse than you did.
you had a roof over your head - imagine! with the way you behaved, with how you talked back to your parents? you're lucky they didn't kick you out on your ass. they had friends who had to deal with that. hell, you have friends who had to deal with that. and how dare you imply your father isn't there for you - just because he doesn't ever actually talk to you and just because he's completely emotionally checked out of your life doesn't mean you're not fucking lucky. think about your cousins, who don't even get to speak to their dad. so what if yours has a mean streak; is aggressive and rude. at least you have a father to be rude to you.
you really think you're hurting? you were raised in a home! you had access to clean water! you never so much as came close to experiencing a real problem. sure, okay. you have this "mental illness" thing, but teenagers are always depressed, right. it's a phase, you'll move on with your life.
what do you mean you feel burnt out at work. what do you mean you mean you never "formed healthy coping mechanisms?" we raised you better than that. you were supposed to just shoulder through things. to hold yourself to high expectations. "burning out" is for people with real jobs and real stress. burnout is for people who have sick kids and people who have high-paying jobs and people who are actually experiencing something difficult. recently you almost cried because you couldn't find your fucking car keys. you just have lost your sense of gratitude, and honestly, we're kind of hurt. we tell you we love you, isn't that enough? if you want us to stick around, you need to be better about proving it. you need to shut up about how your mental health is ruined.
it could be worse! what if you were actually experiencing executive dysfunction. if you were really actually sick, would you even be able to look at things on the internet about it? you just spend too much time on webMD. you just like to freak yourself out and feel like you belong to something. you just like playing the victim. this is always how you have been - you've always been so fucking dramatic. you have no idea how good you have it - you're too fucking sensitive.
you were like, maybe too good of a kid. unwilling to make a real fuss. and the whole time - the little points, the little validations - they went unnoticed. it isn't that you were looking for love, specifically - more like you'd just wanted any one person to actually listen. that was all you'd really need. you just needed to be witnessed. it wasn't that you couldn't withstand the burden, but you did want to know that anyone was watching. these days, you are so accustomed to the idea of comparison - you don't even think you belong in your own communities. someone always fits better than you do. you're always the outlier. they made these places safe, and then you go in, and you are just not... quite the same way that would actually-fit.
you watch the little white ocean of your numbness lap at your ankles. the tide has been coming in for a while, you need to do something about it. what you want to do is take a nap. what you want to do is develop some kind of time machine - it's not like you want your life to stop, not completely, but it would really nice if you could just get everything to freeze, just for a little while, just until you're finished resting. but at least you're not the worst you've been. at least you have anything. you're so fucking lucky. do you have any concept of the amount of global suffering?
a little ant dies at the side of your kitchen sink. you look at its strange chitinous body and think - if you could just somehow convince yourself it is enough, it will finally be enough and you can be happy. no changes will have to be made. you just need to remember what you could lose. what is still precious to you.
you can't stop staring at the ant. you could be an ant instead of a person, that is how lucky you are. it's just - you didn't know the name of the ant, did you. it's just - ants spend their whole life working, and never complain. never pull the car over to weep.
it's just - when it died, it curled up into a tight little ball.
something kind of uncomfortable: you do that when you sleep.
#writeblr#warm up#my dad was actively doing bad shit to us and we STILL were told we were lucky . and to a point i do think im lucky#i just think also there's somethin to be said about like. how about we stop using comparison to dismiss ppls individual struggles#yes there are people who have no perspective. for the reference tho having perspective actually made me really unwilling to get help#for what was a serious and debilitating mental health issue. bc i thought i didnt DESERVE IT#and i would rather have 600 ppl who aren't THAT bad get help and get heard and get seen#than make any 1 kid. do the math that i did: look at the world that is dying and the people who are hurting and say#''oh. okay. others have it worse. they are probably better people than i am. i am being unreasonable. i cannot ask for help#i am not good. i am taking too much space. i am not worth saving.''#bc our WHOLE lives we are taught a scarcity mindset - that you can 'steal' from someone. so that instead of changing a system that doesn't#actually offer fair support to everyone#we put the impetus on the individual to just... demand less.#and here's something - there are probably ppl who think i DIDNT deserve to get help#bc i DID have it better than other people#and something about that is ... so sickening. bc i think all of us in some way at some point WILL need help.#we were supposed to make communities. we were supposed to offer our hands. we were supposed to raise the barn#instead we said: it could be worse. now handle it yourself
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so. yknow how latias makes herself look human in some media? ok well what if both latias+latios did that in efverse... but also. since humans arent a thing there ...
#latias and latios disguising themselves as cute little math bunny things....#efverse legends#i want to draw out this idea sooo bad but im soooo tireds...
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if you even care.
#I love my rotten man#this is the real state of him btw thats how he is behind the scenes#dont ask me if Im done with chapter 3 I am not#bad at math#mr. hamato#rottmnt#rottmnt donnie#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt donatello#tmnt#my artwork#futuredonnatello#rise future donnie#future donatello#f!donatello#f!donnie
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been thinking a lot about those hcs about steve bullying eddie and i'm pretty sure the math just does not check out on any level
like okay so first of all, steve absolutely would not be bullying someone older than him in his freshman and sophomore years, especially because in the way puberty hits teen boys, there is no way eddie wasn't probably taller and bigger than him in those years.
and like, yeah, he was more of an asshole in his junior year, but he was only a junior for four months before the demogorgon. so that means that everything you want steve to be responsible for vis a vis eddie's trauma has to be within that four months.
it's especially egregious when the only person we actually see steve bully is jonathan, who is a sophomore at the time. a sophomore who kicked steve's ass, btw. which probably means steve wasn't physically bullying seniors and escaping unscathed.
also it seems to be an equally popular trope that steve bullied gareth and gareth hates steve the most out of all eddie's friends, which is like... okay, gareth is, i think, a junior at the time of s4? which means he would have been a freshman in steve's junior year. which, yeah, sets him in steve's prime bullying demographic, but can i just remind everyone that steve wasn't even with that crowd for his entire first semester of junior year?
it seems incredibly unlikely that gareth got bullied by steve personally in fall '83 and then held on to that grudge for the rest of high school, especially after seeing firsthand steve's fall from popularity and then spending almost a whole year in school without him.
#shut up az#i simply do not understand where the hcs are coming from#the math ain't mathing#steddie#< more a target audience tbh but im like !!! esp the gareth thing#like do yall really think that steve bullied a 14 yr old so bad that now theyre like#hey i know ive lived through the extremely fucked up reigns of billy hargrove and jason carver but my main problem is still with you sir#like lets have some fucking perspective. these kids actually had to go to school w/ billy and tommy steve is not the worst person theyve me
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