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Where have you been? Where did you go?
Those summer nights seem long ago
#but if you send for me you know I’ll come#and if you call for me you I’ll run#life is is just Old Money by Lana Del Rey sometimes and that’s (not) okay.#dusk to dawn#I saw a pretty picture today and thought of you#the pipeline of smiling gently in nostalgia to spacing out for a second then being only filled with bitterness is craaazy#I wished you were a little more fair towards me#oh well…#almost 010224#where does time fucking go?#Spotify
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Hi there! First I wanted to say bless you for feeding us good food with your transformers arts and headcanons, I get excited whenever you post art XD and since I don't think anyone asked but how have you been since you've gotten bitten by something venomous a few days ago? I hope you have been recovering well!!
Thank you jfkkg><
Yeah mmm whatever bit me it wasn’t like…deadly venomous so when I got to the hospital they vaguely said that I need to just ignore the pain and wait. Now I have instant suffering button on my leg lol. On the bright side I’m pretty sure I’ll be fine in a week or something 👍
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@ratica I don’t have any pictures with me rn but she looks like this haha :D
#ah well#at the first hospital they just looked at me and sent me away because they didn’t know what to do#at the second hospital they was like#well It could be something dangerous but meeehh probably not#we probably need to run some tests but whatever equipment they needed didn’t work#so they like meh we can’t run tests but you look kinda okay#so we just give you some medication that will prevent possible allergic reaction to this whatever venom you got in your leg#and then they didn’t fucking have that medication#because ‘oh well we ran out of (whatever it called)’#so they just sent me home and said come back if I’ll be actively dying#healthcare system my beloved
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SHADOW MILK LAST TO CORRUPT THEORY YOU WILL ALWAYS LIVE IN MY HEAD
uhh also what if this is why he’s putting up the biggest fight here. what if the witches were the ones to drive him insane. what if shadow milk is the most distorted beast of them all because he was late to corruption so the witches forced it upon him, breaking his older self in the process.
#lmaoo#the ppl talking in those boxes r the witches. btw. if you couldn’t tell.#shadow milk cookie#blueberry milk cookie#<- not rly but that’s what im seeing ppl call his precorruption self so we’ll go with that#crk#crk theory#ok its more of an au#that I may or may not expand on#cookie run#crk fanart#cookie run kingdom#beast yeast#my art#hey comment if u want more of this idea cause I have more but u guys might give me the momentum to draw them out#or I might just draw them out anyway#WHO KNOWS? SMILK IS MY FAVE#HAHAHAHHAAA#(more evil laughter for the soul)#crk au#I’ll think of a name later promise
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reminder
#rewatched this sneak peek for the first time since i first saw it and ugh. UUUUGHHGGHHH.#it hurts me a lot I’m ngl….. like to see charlie be so critical of something pim likes#except this time it’s even more painful because it isn’t just that pim likes it he also thought charlie would like it too and he literally#took him out and did this just for him because he thought he’d like it. he thought charlie said something so he went out of his way to#organise something to show to him to make him happy. and also how like… expectant? charlie is acting in the clip#like the way he just kinda frowns at pim whenever one of the dudes says something particularly out there#and it’s like. dude what the fuck#ive Said it once i’ll say it again i think charlie needs to lose pim during an episode or something. itd humble him#i mean that KIND OF happened with the finale but look where they are in s2#as usual what i always say. absolutely no actual complaints. if anything i Love this because it’s very clearly like#im so excited for this particular episode because you can just TELL its gonna be such a good one for their relationship#like looking into it analysing it n stuff#literally anything with them together has me screaming and cryjing they’re one of my fav duos ever#ok my hands are shaking bye#smiling friends#💝#smiling friends spoilers#also this is just Such a cute clip. the way pim runs and how charlie slugs on close behind him looking all grumpy#and how happy he looks to be calling him his best friend… actually peak i fear this is the peak of the season (joke
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He knew she’d take him back. He knew she would. “So don’t tell me that I would be safer with someone else, because the truth is I would just be more scared.” He knew she’d choose him. “I wanted to give you a choice” but there was no choice. It was set in stone. She’d choose him, every time. And he knows that. And he wanted her to. He got up dawn, maybe even before. Maybe he didn’t sleep at all. And he went there on purpose to be there before them so they’d see each other. So he could get her back. So she could get him back.
#im fucking sick SICL#I wanted to give you a choice#*throws bag at him* LETS GO 🥹🫶🏻😁#in the game it’s his choice. he takes her back. he chooses to call her off her horse and get up on callus with him.#and here it’s just as much so. he could’ve left. easily could’ve left before either of them were awake.#but he went there bright and early to run into her.#to say ‘oh I’m giving you a choice’ which really means#im terrified. but it’s you. im doing this for you. because I love you. as terrified as i am of losing you- I cant.#I’ll do everything in my power to keep it from happening. so come back with me.#because he knew she would. he fucking knew she would.#im so unstable#the last of us hbo#tlou spoilers
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im so sorry you got nasty asks ppl can be so vile. i love seeing you on my dash and you always have the best posts and put great stuff on my dash. ive never watched naruto but i dont mind seeing that either <3 ily i hope youre doing ok outside of ppl being terrible
They had me like this, anon...
#they tried to call me a terf and I’ll never forgive that 😵💫#all because I pointed out some antiblackness-#I don’t expect much from wp and nbs here especially lgbt white folks since they’ve been the main ones running black bloggers off for years#especially black trans and cis black women for even uttering the word#they forget that at the end of the day they are still white and can hurt us#it was just#uncomfortable for me :(#but I’m not used to being harassed so I was like 🤷🏾♀️!#I had to delete sm messages 🗿#tumblr is not a welcoming place for black bloggers so#it’s never rly been but I won’t leave until this site completely implodes (it’s getting there)#one thing about lgbt whites they’re gonna call a black blogger a transphobe for ever criticizing them ever even if they’re trans 😵💫#I hate how common this is on here it’s disgusting#all I do is post about anime and complain I don’t be bothering no one 😭#anon you’re so kind I rly appreciate this message 😵💫❤️!#thanks for caring lmfaoo#also#I FEEL LIKE……. you’ll probably go crazy if you watched Naruto sorry…….#please don’t watch or read it ever… I’m begging- but the perks of reading and watching Naruto is that you get to meet Naruto and sasuke 😭!!!#guys of all time!!!!!!!#I’ve been trying my best to be normal about it since I’m an adult but I… sorry I’m so sorry anon I’m embarrassing#it’s kind of hard to dislike something that you’ve been into since you were in middle school 😭……#I’ll love Naruto forever even if it sucks lol#anonymous#tkf replies
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malcolm bright is female-coded because nobody listens to him even though he’s right 99% of the time. also he is the parent to his younger sister and both his actual parents. hope this helps
#most of my pson posts are abt malcolm and his eldest daughter syndrome and idec I’ll keep talking about it until I die#that man is a single mother of 3 and 2 of his kids are his parents#the way I guffawed when jessica called malcolm to save her with her sister#I was like not you literally running to your son to be your parent im in tears#jessica: I never relied on a man to save us. unless the man is malcolm. in which case he can save me constantly#gil is the only bitch out here not relying on malcolm as a parent#but honestly he was asleep at the wheel in s2 like sir I need you to go check on your son he’s not doing well!#my post#prodigal son#malcolm bright#malcolm whitly#pson
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which was more culturally significant, the renaissance or hermitgang
#it all started when grian touched my redstone he played himself like a xylophone set on automatic doc monster is a savage with technical#skills and crazy vocal acrobatics i’m a legend of the nho with etho beef and double o docmc is coming for you seven fold i got rendog and#other firemen to douce the flames that you shoot at this leviathan iskall can try again you think i’m in hiding i’m just biding my time#putting pen to paper coming up with rhymes were the star studded group got together just to crush you once we start something you know were#going to see it through i’m the knight the soldier who brings the fight at first light y’all had to incite so now i gotta indict you’re#guilty of getting murdered with words y’all are outgunned go home nerds hermitgangx16 if you think you can stop the symmetry that’s false#gteam is dialling for help but i’m in ignoring their calls and when their bodies dissolve you know that false’s on a killing spree try to#stop my pvp and perish painfully i’m the queen of hearts heads and body parts your diamond armour can’t compare to my martial arts i’ll#send a poison dart to make you breath your final breath gteams name will be the only thing left caffeinated animated redstone innovator my#behaviour’s crazy can’t phase me impulse is never lazy tango why would you betray now my scope is aiming better run from cover from all the#ghast balls that i be taming without a sound without no hesitation my creations are amazing better watch your step or the gteam will end up#blazing whos the better team there is no controversy but before it’s said and done y’all be begging us for mercy hermitgangx16 x gone give#it to ya i’m gone give it to ya x gone give it to ya what lyrical boxing dropping blows on all my foes and the gteam they’re looking#unclean needing some sunscreen burnt by words this herd of nerds it’s ubsurd how my rhymes got them injured danger danger i got lasers to#cut them up like razors it’s flexing season and i got flavour their weak defenses like trenches and fences that these dense heads are#presenting they’re presenting them alright they’re not very good i could walk over them i could jump over them i could use an ender pearl i#could use my elytra come one gteam geez hermitgangx16 now i’m back and i got some things i wanna say what’s the letter that starts the#alphabet a ladies get it line the diggity be on the way cleo don’t know who she freaking with all the signs say to notify her next of kin#this digitty dog be dropping bombs nothing but hits spit that line again brrr cause the message is i could mumble rap and still be the best#there is hermitgangx16 oh you wanted me to do a verse i’ll have to check with gteam i mean i’ll have to check my schedule to see if i can#see if i’m able to do that sort of thing busy guy lots of things to do oh do averse bananas do a verse bananas i just don’t know if it’s a#good idea for me to a part of this song really#i just typed all of that out from memory im a little bit insane i think
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I love so many deeply annoying people -_-
#it’s not that I don’t love being part of the workday facetimes! it’s just that you are all so annoying godbless#me: so do you think you can do a grocery run for the new years adam before next sat—#them: unlikely#me: what happened to ‘I should be your first call when you need help!’#them: that was last week. times have changed we’ve grown apart i didn’t know you needed seltzer etc etc etc#oh well better than the time they were all on the toilet and called me to tell me to get on the toilet too!#nibz if you’re stalking my blog. well idk what I’ll do but I’ll find a Consequence
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#ok minor stress rant that I’ll delete later but just have to vent#I house sat for two weeks for this professor and it was the most stressful and intensive dog sitting I’ve ever done#because they failed to mention all three dogs are rescues with severe medical issues including heart failure#it was. a lot.#I finally get back home yesterday after making the house spotless and I guess I figured I’d get paid yesterday which was maybe naive#instead I find out someone charged $500 to my card fraudulently so I had to get my card frozen#so I’ve had no access to ANY money since yesterday#last time this happened I called my bank and they sorted it out quickly and while on the phone they got me a new card and set it up#and even helped me add it to my digital wallet#this time I called and the girl sounded so confused and said she issued me a new card but to check out their app and I could do all that#except every time I use the app it says the system is down. so I still have no way to access any of my money.#keep in mind this is a hometown credit union so I can’t just run to a branch and pick one up#so I am now on day two without access to money#to make matters more annoying the prof said they’d reach out today to set up payment.#I waited all day until 5 pm and nothing? so I texted to ask if they got home alright or if I can do anything else#and he thanked me and said no I did amazing and it’s much appreciated#and then just. ended the conversation.#like???#sir you put me through HELL for two weeks. I had to give your dogs three baths because of the stuff they got into#you failed to mention your dogs’ complicated medical histories or that one is currently dying#like is it. is it so absurd to expect to be paid the day you say you’re going to pay me#not like I could access it anyway.#I hate this
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have i told anyone about my bizarre headcanon that the nightmare realm is alive, is represented by a giant serpent-esque thing, and ‘recycles’ fords when it deems it needs to?
#this is connected to the ‘stan is connected to the axolotl and ford is connected to the nightmare realm’ thing#you might be wondering. why does our snake friend destroy fords when it deems it needs to?#the nightmare realm is significantly more unstable compared to the axolotl#(which is really just a representative of the entire multiverse in this extended headcanon thing)#the axolotl can create new material anytime it wants#the nightmare realm cannot do this#so it goes ‘alright. that one got lost between the folds of space-time#i’ll just break it apart and use the fragments to make a new one’#the problem is the motivation. it claims it wants to get rid of bill and alright that makes sense#but then bill is gone and it’s still doing it so really why?#because the serpent is made of those shattered pieces and needs to recycle fords to sustain itself#it sends one out and they live for a while#and then it consumes them and makes a new one#if it ever stops doing this the nightmare realm will collapse and it will die#the fords though? the fords will live on without it just fine#and all because the serpent and its sibling thought it would be fun to make some twins#it did not think about the consequences in the long run#anyway. this is where my mind goes when left to wander#i gave the fucking nightmare realm a character and motivations#also they’re sort of like. adopted siblings? cosmically found family?#they’re in a symbiotic relationship- the multiverse and the nightmare realm i mean#bill is what we call a parasite#jesus fucking christ there’s something wrong with me
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hmmmm not sure I liked that one????
#Doctor who#73 yards#maybe it’ll grow on me?#thats a shame because I LOVE folk horror#and doctor lite eps#but I think ppl calling it rtd’s blink were just … wrong#it was all a bit shallow#and there was 0 tension#and it read like baby’s first time travel short story - ‘oooooh you have to stop the baaaaad politics’#‘what’s the bad politics????’#‘nuclear war!!!!!!!’#‘hm well I guess that would be bad’#oh well I’ll give myself some time to think about it maybe I’ll like it better on second viewing#spoilers#actually 0 tension isn’t fair#the first 15 minutes were GREAT#esp the walk along the cliffs and the people in the pub fucking with Ruby#but then it just stagnated#like yeah we get it mysterious woman makes people run away#I thought this was supposed to be spooky
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REASONS WHY I LIKE THE NEWWHO COMPANIONS
Rose
We love her
19, looking out for the rights of every slave race she comes across, literally came in with a massive fucking gun to save the doctor, we Stan
Also literally absorbed the time vortex and brought Jack back to life??????
She’s a lot of peoples favourites for a reason!
Mickey
He counts screw you
Loyal to a fault, he tried so hard man 😭
Knew what he wanted and we love him for that
Also perfect for Martha, they both fought for earth and against the doctors usual BS!
Martha
Ok, we all know when she was a companions she was a bit… meh at times
But she’s the only companion to date who made the choice to leave the doctor without dying or being left behind! Queen shit!
Also her being so done with human!doctor was a mood tbh
She’s a boss ass bitch✨
Donna
Donna Noble!!!
She’s the doctors best friend through and through, we all love her!
She was also the best at keeping the doctor grounded, platonic besties for the win!!!!!!
Hope to see her again in the new series :D
Amy
Amelia Pond, the first face 11 saw
I love her so much, she lived for chaos
A bit meh in her first season but once she got her priorities sorted out she’s absolutely amazing!
Also Rivers mother, and you know River got a lot of it from her, sweetie.
Rory
Rory pond gets slept on ngl
Man literally guarded Amy for 2000 years and not once did he abandon her
Like Mickey he’s loyal to a fault, but this time the girl he’s after loves him back so yay!
He also spent half his time dressed as a Roman or coming back from the dead so he gets bonus points for that Lel he deserves it
Clara
Clara Oswald, the first companion to stick with the doctor through regeneration since Rose!
I do admit I have a bit of beef with her for being a bit too like the doctor (almost destroying the tardis key etc)
But like she was also very good at balancing out the doctor
They took turns playing babysitter Lel
Also is now kinda immortal and I love that for her (and Me!)
Bill
My current favourite companion!!!
She deserved so much more screen time 😥
Asks all the right questions and is a good refresher, she is the first (and only) pacifist leaning companion in Moffats run!
She’s also the first companion the doctor truly opens up to, he mentions river to her without much thought! (After all Bill does remind him of Susan)
Ruby
Ruby Sunday has so far been an amazing companion!
The dynamic of her and doctor number 15(?) Is so good!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wish she got more screen time but hey I don’t make the decisions around her
Posted before her season comes out but so far it’s been so promising!
#can you tell I paid more attention during Moffats run?#I like the drama what can I say#I’ll probably do a separate one with the reoccurring characters that aren’t quite companions#like Jack and river :)#didn’t mention Sarah Jane cause she an old who companion before you call me out on it#doctor who#companions
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Really would it kill the courthouse staff to just have a guy tell me what all I need to know about figuring out this jury service thing
#Like do I request a postponement BEFORE 5:30 the night before???? Do I call everyday? Can I bring my backpack and a book with me so I’m not#Entirely miserable? Can you comp my fucking Uber????#God I really don’t mind if I really have to do jury service like it happens but like can y’all answer…#Any question?#kazoo noises#kazoolina#Why is such a running theme of my adulthood no one fucking telling me shit. I’m like some sad bitch in a rom com and#I don’t even get to have wacky hijinks about the miscommunication I just get like shit that happens to me or near tragedies#Would it kill like anyone in my life who is some kind of an authority to answer A question. Literally I’ll take anything
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Don’t mind me I’m currently getting fucked up on Space Oreos
#shitposting#space dunk oreos#kurt angle#honestly these might be my favorite oreos ever like i’ll genuinely be so sad when i eventually run out of them#like these fucking things have pop rocks and two different colored creme layers in them these are gimmicky but great#now i have CALL ME KURT ANGLE CALL ME KURT ANGLE in my head which no one will get unless you listen to a weird niche pro wrestling podcast
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6/8/22?
Ok ok so 6/8 looks like I was just editing old pictures BUT on 6/11/22 I was an idiot and sliced my finger open 😇
#looking back on it the whole story was kinda hilarious 😂#nobody asked but here’s the story 😌#I don’t really remember what led up to the moment#I think I slept in late and I was hangry and I didn’t have anything to eat#I finally found a bag of salad and was like fuck yeah I’ll have a salad#ok just gotta open it#well the salad bags I get you can’t usually just open it with your hands#but I didn’t grab a scissor like a normal person no no#I grabbed a fucking knife#and not just a butter knife#a bread knife#why????? idk don’t fucking ask me#it was just out and grabbed it without thinking#so I’ll spare the juicy details but the knife slipped and cut my finger#I screamed bloody murder and ran to the sink cause I was literally gushing blood#I still can remember in detail my finger#idk how I managed it but my finger was literally cut open#I’m shuddering just thinking about it#but my roommate eventually came running to see what I was screaming about#they didn’t know wtf to do so they called my parents and my parents came to the rescue 💖#I think it was a weekend or something? so it wasn’t that busy but there wasn’t that many nurses working so I waited for awhile#that was one of the worse pains of my life#doesn’t compare to the *worst* pain I’ve had#and then I couldn’t get properly distracted#all I was thinking about was pain pain pain pain#the BEST part is I didn’t EVEN OPEN THE FUCKING SALAD BAG#salad bag 1 rosie 0#still have the scar#ask#me
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