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The State Bird Of Florida!
I'm Gee (White/23/Queer/He/Him). Bug Enjoyer, casualty of academic hubris, sports enjoyer. Spiritually married to the horror genre and the Greater St. Louis Metropolitan Area. My favorite state bird is the number 27 AutoNation Honda.
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i need more blues propaganda out there. you WILL love nathan walker you WILL love jake neighbours you WILL love scott perunovich. team full of random endearing guys
#im still a rookie blues enjoyer but better believe i am always talking about my favorite weird guys (the blues)#hockey posting#sports posting#stl blues#st louis blues#love my team full of weirdo goblins
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okay watchin ye olde indycar race rewind while eating dinner before i try to catch up on hw and...the corkscrew at laguna seca is a FIFTY NINE FOOT DROP?!
#laguna seca you are SO sexy for that one#kazoo noises#indycar#indy lb#sports posting#zoomies posting
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there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment
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wait Gee I’ve been online more sporadically and didn’t process your url and icon change until just now when I saw you tag something “kazoo noises” 😭
lmaooo my bad yeah i actually probably will change my url back soon-ish or who knows. Perchance I'll pick a nascar or other silly url for silliness. but yeah kazoo noises was too funny of a tag to lose. during indycar season just pretend that the number 27 AutoNation Honda is yearning for a music career or perhaps a mechanic
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happy one year!
Boy I sure do love getting rejected from yet another job that would really really be better than the grocery store job!
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#there is nothing in my life that could have fucking prepped me for CHRISTIAN FITTIPALDI#fave#sports posting#zoomies posting#christian fittipaldi
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Attention gays, reblog with the last time you had bleached hair in the tags
#the spring in between me rebleaching and redying it green so it was about two weeks or so!#technically my dye's almost gone so like. maybe kinda rn???? i need to rebleach and dye soon. i just cant decide if i wanna redye green now#or go blue/indigo a bit early.#kazoo lore#reblog game#reblog bait
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fish n flower….he is happy 💗
#everytime i see this image on my dash someone has tagged it as#kyle kirkwood#and all of you are correct and i am happy to continue#fave#indycar#zoomies posting#sports posting
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hey remember the sun is going away and you’re going to go nuts and to not take it personally
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Are you a Zionist? A supporter of Israel?
Me (dumb, naive): Don’t paint graffiti on memorials of Jewish people, it’s disrespectful and evil. You (wise, superior): If she’s not painting “Free Palestine” all over her ancestor’s graves she MUST be a Zionist.
#tw antisemitism#its really incredible that ive been on this site so long and this continues to be a problem
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#Man you encounter small children often enough and you’ll get bitten by more than a few#Been bitten by teething kiddos. Been bitten by children at a range of ages. My sister used to like. Try and do an affectionate chomp when#she Was ten bc she thought it was funny#Is like. Being bitten by children abnormal? I always figured the camper kiddos I looked after might get a bit#rambunctious bc it was a summer camp but like. We hashed out a deal where if the game was running and I had said it was alright#I would let them play a bit rougher with me than the other campers (less risk and it was good for them)#They were all very sweet and always asked VERY nicely before doing what they called zombie or dragon tag#Anyway shout out to the happy campers I looked after they were very good eggs#Polls#kazoo lore#Anyway if anyone knows if getting bitten by kids is actually weird let me know. I just figured it was small child stuff and as long#as they had a good and safe outlet for it and like. Proper venues for that stuff it was chill
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everyone gangsta until (unopened by her)
#unable to keep up with the newsletter this year but just so were clear still not over this#re: dracula#dracula daily#my good friend jonathan harker#dracula#mina murray harker#mina murray#lucy westenra
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fuck it i dont care if it fucks me tomorrow im not canceling soap opera night
#if anything else is staying regular outside of religion its the soap operas fuck anything else#kazoo noises
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Look don't test me I'll block and turn off reblogs with a hair trigger if you all can't be normal about this but I do feel like it needs to be said that "do you think abortion should be allowed if the mother's reason for wanting it is—" the only acceptable answer to that question is Yes no matter what the end of that sentence is going to be. I do not care if someone wants an abortion for selfish reasons or bigoted reasons or cruel reasons or any other hypothetical strawman you can think of, there is no circumstance where someone should be denied the right to opt out of a forced pregnancy and birth. First of all, who's in charge of interrogating everyone seeking an abortion to make sure they're doing it for reasons Pure Of Heart? Second, why do you think Forced Birth is an appropriate punishment to inflict on anyone? If your answer to "should abortion be allowed when the motivation is—" is anything but an unequivocal "yes, and I don't care about the motivation" then you are not pro-choice
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what's the fucking point
#sincerely Why Do I Even Fucking Bother At All#kazoo noises#library travails#alex from class applied to that job anyway and lord knows she wont get it either#jesus i fucking hate it here sometimes#no work done. no mood improvements. fuck All.#constantly caught between the understanding that I Wasn't Making It To Interviews Anyway and also the fact that If I Keep Operating Like#This It Actually Might Fucking Kill Me#it sucks man. i fucking let myself wither and suffer through my undergraduate especially my last year with the understanding of following#my reasonable maybe solidly middle of the middle class dreams in graduate school#and i barely survived my first year of my two year program.#and now ive got a dead end grocery store job and literally no fucking hope#its incredible#and i don't want to do anything else so like. now what.#unemployable. uninterviewable. all im going to have if i am lucky is some fucking debt and a masters degree that does me fuck all because i#don't have experience im supposed to get in graduate school#christ#yeah im still mad about my friends complaining about their fucking library jobs. its not anyones fault but im still upset and its almsot 2a#and im gonna continue fucking everything up tomorrow when i cancel plans with my friend
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I do not know how to summarize
#me in paiges dms constantly being unhinged and unreasonable about james hinchcliffe and alexander rossi (WHY DO THE PAIR OF U HAVE LORE THAT#INSANE)#also i am recently this way about scott dixon. sorry paige. this will happen again#fave#kazoo lore#zoomies posting
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“This thing can’t possibly be an antisemitic dog whistle, it’s just a commonly used phrase!”
My dude you are so close to understanding how pervasive antisemitism is
#If y’all want me to stop being such a shrill little hag about antisemitism consider being less of a dick#anyway if the communists on my campus could stop putting posters up around campus referring to the shadowy and secret elites#controlling our education that would be AWESOME!#alas. i see the word cabal.#socialism of fools and ignorant isnt enough these bastards are brainless hateful and fuking dangerous
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