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weighted blanket is not enough
i need to be squimshed
#a cuddle pile like puppies do would be perfect#just fyi#i think then i'd be sqwuished enough#and if not?#one of those big ol can crusher thingies would do#i'll be smol#and sufficiently sqwuibshed
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An awful goddamn lot of people’s reaction to a hot, exceptionally large and/or powerful woman: “Please step on me mommy”
My reaction:
#Exact conversation I have had:#You know if I sat on your face it might kill you?#Put a good pillow under my neck I'll be fine#And if not?#Then it is a good day to die#Silliness#JJBA#Lasciviousness
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What's really homophobic is that no one's muses have married my muses.
WHY THEN? ARE THEY NOT MARRIAGE MATERIAL?
New years resolution that one of my muses gets married by the end of 2023.
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El flew to Santorini today which means Louis is probably going to LA as soon as he lands like he did after latam. IMO the album is already at the manufacturers and has been for months getting vinyl pressed.
Not sure that El has anything to do with Louis’ schedule these days, but if the album is in pressing, then Louis is probably getting ready for a single release and promo. Multiple signs point to this being in the works.
Lokerse is in Europe in 2 weeks, so he’ll be back before long.
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Advice for content creators!
If what you’re making isn’t fun anymore then you are free to stop! Do what brings joy and if you find something you’re making isn’t doing that anymore then do something that will!
#you aren’t obligated to finish everything you start#like if it directly affects other people then you should finish that or communicate with the people it’ll affect#but if you’re making it just for you and other people just happen to enjoy it then you’re free to stop making it if you want#and if one day you find that working on it brings you joy again then you can finish it#and if not?#well#at least you tried#and at least you found something else that’ll make you happy
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hope my friends like art prints o_____o
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Toooonnnniiiiii
their fave is homecooked food but they cant cook??
thats so mean arca!
I would attempt a denial but... yeah you're 100% right it's incredibly mean and, although I regret nothing, I do feel guilty about it.
#i did toni dirty on this one#so your mc could make it better#if they can cook that is#that choice is on you 👀#and if not?#then theres always pizza
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I’m done looking directly at the screen
#caps lb#last time I abandoned watching for knitting focus they decided to start playing#could happen again#and if not?#at least I’ve spared myself a little
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oh god there’s a small possibility of me not being able to go back to school in the fall liked I was planning and I stg if I have to wait even longer...
#how in the hell are these classes already filled up?#long story short the way it works is that i can’t go back unless i take these specific classes#but they get filled up so easily#but hopefully i can get the classes i need#and if not?#welp looks like i gotta wait til january 2020#vent#ok to like#don’t reblog#personal
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i suddenly hate the world rn
#gummie.txt#ya boy is going to take his emotional ass#and go to bed#i'll feel better in the morning#and if not?#then who cares#watch i don't go to sleep
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Today I read a children’s book called Icarus at the Edge of Time and I hadn’t realized how much I needed scientifically-accurate retellings of Greek myths in space until I had it
If anyone happens to know anything else in that specific niche please, I am begging you, tell me
#bloop#and if not?#I’ll fucking write it just watch me#I’m writing retellings of Greek myths in Agust anyway and dammit I’ll put some of them in space
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what do you mean by anti? anti what?
you poor, sweet, innocent child.
“anti” is a label that sprung up around the time voltron aired, in response to people who shipped shiro with some of the paladins (shaladin). klance shippers hated that they had competition, so they made a reach worthy of elastigirl and claimed that any ship involving shiro and a paladin was pedophilia. they called themselves anti-pedophilia, or “anti” for short and began the process of driving content creators off the site because they didn’t agree on ships. in the dc fandom the label came to include “anti-incest”, usually regarding ships involving the batboys.
“antis” can usually be identified by their self-righteousness and toxicity. they like to send death threats to users, particularly artists, who ship anything that they deem “problematic”. the worst part is that their overuse of the terms is leading to a general lack of concern over the topics, which harms victims of actual pedophilia and/or sexual assault.
i personally don’t like any of the ships that they’re against, but i’ve gotten enough anons in my inbox calling me a pedophile and telling me to kill myself because i ship damijon that i immediately unfollow anyone who professes themselves to be an anti. even if they don’t actively harass people who ship anything “problematic”, i won’t deal with it. that label holds enough of a reputation that they know what they’re getting into when they slap it in their blog description/about/byf.
#basically they're the Thought Police#here to make sure your Morals align with the ones they established#and if not?#prepared to get doxxed kiddies#yay an ask!!!#antis
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My interview this morning went pretty well, I think?! The new principal is super nice and she seemed to like me, so that's good. The position is for a fifth grade teacher who's out on maternity leave...she already has a long term sub, but he just got a full time job somewhere else so they need to replace him. 😵 She said she'll let me know today if she's going to hire me. I'm so nervous. I really, really want this job...especially now that I know it's fifth grade (upper elementary is my fave). I saw my cooperating teacher and a bunch of my former coworkers and they were so happy to see me, giving me hugs, asking me why I was there. It would be amazing to be back with all of them. ❤️ Here's hoping.
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*screeches into the fucking dirt*
what is even my LIFE
#like was that even worth the stress????#it's gonna get rejected anyway#and if not?#to what end?#seriously what#that was pointless#I am dumb
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What are your all time pet peeves when you read fics? OCs? Format? 1st povs?
FORMAT. Pretty much that’s it. If I read something that is OOC in a way I dislike, I just stop reading.
I typically don’t read first person at all- but I’ve come across a few fics that are so good I get over that.
So I guess it’s honestly just format and first person- but both are things I can get over if the fic is good enough.
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This week in "that's not how Greek works," it's Ϝέτα cheese!
#you can't just make the E angular and call it Hellenistic#subtitle:#we all know where Feta comes from#and if not?#we have google#sorry I know I'm not funny
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