#and if i said phee?

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the bad batch has given us, among many other things, some real bad bitches with dommy mommy energy representation

[nightskyfoxyy]

...anyway

[spicypussywave]

DEAD FRIEND FOREVER | EPISODE 11

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memes for The Bad Batch, 3x13, "Juggernaut"

*SPOILERS*

[vegaseatsass]

NONJINPHEE NATION, RISE!!

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Silly Squad 2nd Gen WIPS!

started on a little something something because I can't afford therapy to fix what s3 caused so-

Silly Squad families 10 years or so into the future :)

Find out more about the 'Silly Squad' here!

Star Wars said, "oh no sorry, the interracial poc couple can't be together" so I said fuck that!!! and made all of them poc/inter-species couples with mixed kids!! no i'm not biased at all.

Also, let's pretend that the clone aging thing isn't a,,, isn't a thing because 1) too much math and 2) too much angst potential.

Though it is funny to think about the clones with their fast aging and then their partners are all notoriously slow aging people ("black don't crack" and "asian don't raisin" sort of deal). You got this super old dude and then you look at their partner and they don't look a day over like 30.

No, I didn't cry while drawing this what the fuck are you talking about? Aha,, aha...ha...

Additional info about the families under the cut!

Starburst Family!

ok so since I've had Khea the longest, her family is the most thought out at this point

In order, from top, left to right: Itri (14/15), Marama 'Mara', Maia 'Mai' (both 10, 23 min apart), and Elio Nultez (7)

I made a post about them earlier so for more detailed info on their kids you can find it here!

Khea found Itri when she was about 4/5 years old and decided to take her in as a Foundling (she's also trans)

When Khea brought Itri back and showed her to Wrecker he was in complete shock (he thought she was Khea's biological daughter) but immediately took to the role as being a dad

Twins were an accident (oops) and an absolute handful but Khea and Wrecker wouldn't have it any other way

I saw a lot of people say that Wrecker would have a lot of kids and I agree, he's be a great dad (and he is!)

But pair that up with a Mandalorian wife? I'm sure both of them would adopt any and all kids that come their way

Not pictured is the twenty-something pets that their kids have adopted over the years - they could have a farm at this point

Sharpshooters Family!

I don't know where the idea came from but one day it randomly hit me how I wanted their family to be - but essentially after finishing s3 I knew Cross was just a girl dad through and through so I gave him a daughter

That's Akona and she's half Nautolan and half Pantoran! Oh and a HUGE menace!

Akon is eight and Cross found her when she was six

Since Pantorans have the yellow tattoos to mark their clans, Akona and Tay both got tattoos to represent Crosshair's, well, Crosshair tattoo since they're their own little clan

Tay also capped off his lethorns to prevent Akon from hurting herself and getting poked because she loves to climb all over him

Idk how they came across her but I'm thinking Cross decided to go out on a mission with Echo just this once and found her (and Tay was probably sick at home or something, idk)

Tay was super unsure about it (he's terrible with kids) but Crosshair assured him that things would be fine

And things are fine and better than ever :)

Scompscope Family!

I don't have names for these kiddos yet but I know I want them to be in tribute to Fives and Hevy!

So like,, I know technically Echo probably can't have kids and originally I was going to have them just adopt some clone cadets or something but uh,, me being biased I wanted biracial kids so-

BOOM! He can have kids in this AU.

They probably took some time to decide on the decision to have kids though since Echo and Viram are both dedicated to the cause of helping clones but eventually they do decide to settle down

Like all the Sec Gen kids, these two are absolute trouble makers and never back down from a challenge

They're a little less than a year apart, but they're 8 and 7!

TechPhee Family!

wow, I can't believe that this is actually canon guys!!! :D Isn't that amazing????

Anyways, Techphee kids don't have names yet but I am open to suggestions!!

Also,, these kids are an absolute THREAT. They're smart as hell, they're witty, they can fly a plane like it's nobody's fucking business, they're skilled with pistols and a vibroblade, there is NOTHING these kids can't do.

Except have 20/20 vision. Whomp whomp.

Hey, nobody is perfect.

Daughter is far-sighted and son is near-sighted!

Daughter is 11 and son is 8!

Guardians Family!

not pictured is the ten to twenty other kids that Hunter and Jung have adopted over the years

the super lovely and wonderful @taraneen and I were talking about this timeskip and she mentioned that she thinks that Hunter would eventually go back and adopt some kids after Omega leaves and I couldn't agree more

Him and Jung probably run some kind of orphanage or something where they talk in kids and if they so happen to be Force-sensitive, Jung helps them out with it

Look at these three, they're like,,, having a "who can grow out their hair the longest?" competition (Jung is winning)

Of course Omega loves all her new cousins and siblings as well :)

Omega is around 24 years old here so she's also like a big sister to all of them and they all look up to her and admire her deeply

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No one in Dead Friend Forever is innocent. Absolutely no one. Everyone played a part in Non's disappearance/death. I was really holding out on Jin and Phee, but Jin, my boy, that's not something you do to someone you love. Phee, I get that you are extremely hurt and really really upset, but don't say "Go die".

[ghostmistdraws]

me, a very angry aroace: THIS FUCKING SHOW IS NOT GONNA MAKE ME SHIP TECH AND PHEE

this episode: hey

me: fuck

[phee-spirited]

What is it like to be cool and outgoing? I'm a shy, nervous wreck around people and do my best work unseen.

Shrugging off personal failures as learning experiences are what make a person cool in my book. So I guess that makes me very cool. I've had a LOT of those experiences. And what other people think of me isn't as important as what I think of me, so I guess that's why I'm outgoing. Always have been.

But what you call "shy and nervous" I call discerning and cautious. Those are a couple of useful qualities. You don't waste your time on the wrong people. You give your time and attention to people you know are safe to be around. That's pretty cool too.

[morzowo]

the thing about the 'but phee knew non for much shorter period of time than he was hanging out with this group' argument is that yes, yes of course of course it would made sense he grew more attached to them of course he as a teenager partially moved on from his first love it is normal and natural BUT it's also BORING i wish he was less normal about his relationship with non, less realistic, this tragic hero that truly was pure of heart and got corrupted by the sheer memory of his first love and unimaginable guilt bc it's just MORE FUN

[heyclickadee]

I’ve said before that I don’t really get shipping and therefore don’t, and that is true, but if I see much more of people complaining about Phee having the audacity to exist in Tech’s general vicinity I’m going to start shipping them out of spite.

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we get white's backstory next week!!! fuck yeah!!! this is going to most likely hurt!!!!

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Phee didn’t trust readily or often. The residents of Pabu were the only people she’d let get close to her in years. Actual, emotional intimacy, well, that was simply out of the question. Where was she going to find someone she could trust enough for that?

Not where she expected, as it turned out.

~*~

~9k, Tech/Phee, #TECHLIVES, post-Season 2/Plan 99

A treat I wrote for RarePair Exchange 2023.

This was me dabbling with the reverse of the usual: Phee as the hesitant party instead of Tech. He's so bold throughout the entire show, confident in 99.9% of everything he does. I figured maybe taking the short way down a mountainside could have a recalibrating effect on his approach to romance as well and wanted to play with it as an idea against the background of demi-ish Phee whose brash and teasing exterior is really her setting up a buffer zone.

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I'm sure there will be major complaints from some people about Filler for tonight's episode just like last week's but let it be known I am fucking LIVING for this. I love Phee and I'm so glad to see more of her, I love TIRED HUNTER, I love Omega being so excited for treasure. I adore everyone in this show.

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Of course the walkie talkie kicks back in just in time to hear the dingbats fall over and yell. Oh you’re not that badly injured, Tan, suck it up! A couple scrapes is nothing. Hopefully Top is dead, how fun would that be!? I wanted him to be the next to go, he was super annoying.

Fluke you sus as fuck, what the fuck did you little bastards do to Non!? I stg it better be something worth all this build up and not just like your basic bullying, weird thing to wish but seriously, they’re playing it up like they strung the kid up by his toes and tortured him Jigsaw style. So I will be disappointed if it was just typical ‘alpha male’ high school bullshit. I mean, sure, those types of guys deserve to get their asses handed to them. But I’m thinking like The Glory ya know? Now those bitches deserved what was coming to them, ya know? That was evil.

Anyway! yes, lil White be the smart one in the house, please and thank you.

Listen, Top wore a wallet chain in 2023 okay, he deserves to be a victim a horror movie. That shit was a sign of douchebags back in the 90’s, it’s even worse now.

I love how annoyed Phee looks whenever someone brings up a ghost or curse lol, he looks like he wants to slap a bitch.

Oh wonderful, a fucking gun, just what this group of idiots needed to add to the mix. White my dear, do you even know what a safety looks like to check that it’s on before shoving into the back of your shorts? That’s a good way to shoot off an ass cheek.

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Every time I see another theory that puts Perth on Non's side as his witness protector or his mafia escape artist or his BROTHER !!! or his boyfriend (no one has this theory. This is an agenda of me myself and I) I go a little more feral. Honestly I'm just a teething snuffling raccoon creature at this point