#and if he was evil

[ladysqueakinpip]

seven characters: Bodrum, Hirmi, Amytis, Shelley, Darrvi, Fidias, Paatni

Send me seven characters and I’ll try figure out who I’d rather:

Go grocery shopping with - paatni bc she would be able to get it done the fastest and most efficient and i HATE walmart

Have lunch with - probably amytis. i think we could easily find a place we both agree on

Have coffee with - .... hirmi 😳

Go thrift shopping with - shelley would be able to find some good knickknacks

Explore a museum/art gallery/aquarium with - fidias

Go the library/bookstore with - bodrum was made for bookstores

Have as a plus-one at a wedding - darrvi! im not great at weddings (rly any social event) and he's easy to talk to, which would help the time pass quickly

[twinliches]

sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

[baristabomb]

...weird amount of dunmeshi fans have been saying being a caretaker in a relationship is the worst thing ever..marcille must want to killl everyone soo bad because doing things for people suuuucks sooo muchh

it's an act of love, not just a job i promise. we all want someone who's willing to take care of us in some way, just like how senshi shows care for others by cooking for them :'|

[trans-pickles]

you don't need to write a dark deconstruction of Peter Pan where he's willing to kill people and his state of eternal childhood makes him morally ambiguous, JM Barrie already wrote one and it's called Peter Pan

[dovewingkinnie]

i liked when dr harley sawyer was messing with u like a mouse type of guy to put u in a maze and watch u collect seeds

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

snuggling in the sun...

[michals]

How I see it.

[Dylan’s not evil, but the things he makes usually are.]

[zorangezest]

switcheroo part 2 electric boogaloo (soundwave edition)

for those of you who were wondering, yes soundwave is still the most loyal hes just a flamboyant conniving megalomaniac, and yes starscream is still traitorous hes just calculating and methodical and very very patient

part 3

[bluetaho]

TAKING NEW PATIENTS!

[chloesimaginationthings]

The moment FNAF movie Vanessa knew she fucked up

[messymoonmad]

Since im not very normal when it comes to designing im always more efficient when i design straight up on an illustration so here goes the main suitors :

Antinous (lion🦁) : loud arrogant and imposing. Will laugh at your face and threaten you in cold blood.

Eurymachus (snake🐍): hypocrite manipulative conniving bitch. Will gaslight you with a kind smile. Hates mediocrity

Amphinomous (bear🐻) : he's the answer to choosing a man or a bear. Not inherently evil. He thinks the beggar is funny (not knowing its ody). He is just a guy who's easily influenced by his terrible friends.

(Credit to pinkcherry097 on instagram for the joke)

[hellspawnmotel]

intimacy between an evil spiteful building-sized supercomputer and the lone scientist left behind after everyone else ditched and forgot about her (in which computer wants to kill scientist really bad but her programming wont let her so she just attempts to make her as miserable as possible instead, which also doesn't work because scientist is a freak)

[lobsterenthusiastt]

this has got to be my favorite c&h comic of all time. he just turns evil for no reason at all

[koobiie]

based on that one q&a... i'm a sucker for a pokemon crossover

[coffeenonsense]

"astarion is a traumatized abuse victim who deserves kindness" and "astarion is a mean rat bastard man who would rip out your throat for a corn chip if he felt like it" are two statements that can and should coexist