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fushigidane · 10 months ago

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Personal skills for the awakening kids

i wish awakening had personal skills SO BAD it's not even funny.

anyway. i thought up some personal skills for the 2nd gen. these are all made within the context of 3h as that's the au that's been swimming about in my head for several weeks hence any reference to those mechanics but pls enjoy :) :)

lucina

gee, lucina, how come mum lets YOU bring the overpowered game mechanic to other games--

basically just the engage chain attack feature as lucina there is The Chain Attack Emblem. killassisting killstealing left and right. would serve really well with 3h's love of chunky hp monsters. the weapon durability aspect is kind of incentive to always have her equip falchion (3h regalia should NOT have limited durability and in THIS essay i will--) or a forged training weapon as the damage is fixed.

this probably could transfer to fateswakening where this would proc on top of normal dual strikes, but another option i thought up for her would be the ability to dual strike for anyone as long as the targeted enemy is within her movement range (i.e. she can dual strike without being adjacent to an ally)

owain

i wanted to make the fateswakening trio's skills distinct from their fates counterparts... though i wouldn't be able to use aching blood in a 3h setting anyway as it has no weapon naming feature. truly tragic.

this is probably self-explanatory: owain does extra damage when using any attack that has a name bc He Gets Excited. it would apply to each individual strike rather than the total damage number, and part of me wonders if this would make 3h-astra actually viable.

also, rip to like half the crests in 3h which have this exact effect but separate and worse since they're a non-guaranteed proc. we honour your sacrifice so owain could rise

inigo

3h's authority makes rally skills pretty easy to get, but the fact they only affect one unit means i barely use them and it makes me sad. inigo deserves his funky little rallies and he will GET his funky little rallies.

this skill would also apply to the stat boost from special dance (though not the dance effect itself).

not much else to say. i just think this skill is neat

brady

this is basically the skill stealth, which is otherwise exclusive to the thief/assassin/trickster classes in 3h. it puts the unit at the bottom of the priority list for enemy attacks so they will only be attacked if there are NO other viable targets.

great for a healing brady. i always put him in a support role so this is perfect for me. less great if you want brady to be a combatant as it limits what you can do on enemy phase, but you could still use it to your advantage

i just have this image of enemies seeing a healer on the battlefield, going to attack them, and then being hit by this Stare of Promised Violence that makes them back off and decide to attack,, idk. fucking dedue instead. and brady is sitting here confused bc he didn't do anything (it's just his normal face)

kjelle

She Will Not Be Knocked Over. armour too strong. 10/10. truly a GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT skill of all time, as she has earned

this skill means she takes the damage but doesn't get movement sealed or debuffed or anything after being hit by a gambit. Not Even The Force Of Ten Dozen Men Charging Will Faze You.

a fateswakening equivalent i considered would be preventing specifically armour-effective damage i.e. from hammers or armourslayers, so they just deal normal damage instead (or, in fates' case, the weapons get hit with the non-effective target debuff).

cynthia

basically a stronger but more situational variant of elise's and flayn's lily's poise. all about protecting the vulnerable, plays into her more sensible (read: comparative to owain) idea of heroism.

i personally like this a lot bc i always always go falcon knight cynthia (it feels better) and cynthia with a healer flavour... mwah.

i'm generally a massive fan of aura skills (i.e. buffs to allies within a certain range of a unit) and this is the type of skill that could definitely save your units after an unfortunate mistake

severa

THE COUNTERPART TO BERUKA'S PERSONAL THAT SELENA SHOULD HAVE HAD. NO I WILL NOT TAKE CRITICISM they did her SOOO dirty with her fates personal--

aside from being perfect personality-wise (she WILL prove she is better than others--), this also syncs well with most classes severa will find herself in. swords are pretty much wholly 1-range weapons, so are usually facing a counterattack, except the levin sword...but nobody is rushing to give her that. (she has a 10% MAG growth in awakening, which is quite literally the lowest available...)

i wanted to name this competitive but apparently that's takumi's personal skill name. so rude of him

gerome

local teenager fixates on dragons, more at 6

he's studied dragons + minervikins so hard he knows how to fight beside them in a way that lets them fight to the fullest. also he gets so secretly happy (and it is secret do not tell a soul) to be next to a dragon that he too fights better.

this would apply equally to wyvern units and units that are dragons in non-dragon classes e.g. a mage nah.

gerome <3

yarne

the original name of this skill was sudden brevity until i realised brevity does not mean what i clearly thought it did when i wrote it.

an improved version of strong riposte from fates. poor yarne spends so much time wanting to hide on player phase that any damage he is directed to deal is only mediocre, but when enemies attack HIM on ENEMY phase, he's like oh shit gotta survive--

DONT MESS WITH A BUNNY indeed :)

laurent

3h's limits on spell learning means this basically has a cap of +10 in the late game, but even that is still mega broken. this skill would serve as a really strong incentive to train his reason/faith in the early game and the extra power you get from learning spells would scale well as you progress further.

now that the meta is out the way, this skill is like when a character (not necessarily a fe one) gets a new skill in a game and there's this super exaggerated powerup sound effect and a victory quote, and you're just like... 'all you learned was how to wear heavier armour' but with THIS skill it's actually VALID

knowledge = power and also justification for laurent joining the cast of fodlan characters found near exclusively in the library

noire

it's a little criminal that awakening wasn't able to give us something that reflects noire's blood and thunder state in combat aside from her crit quotes, so this is what i came up with.

the more she fights, the more BLOOD AND THUNDER she gets.

it makes the most sense that her offense would be the one boosted, and even though she's an archer she can fill a good role as a mixed attacker (i WISH awakening had a shining bow), hence STR/MAG being boosted. i briefly considered SPD, but noire has one of the best base speed growths in the game anyway (before growth inheritance; she's on par with lon'qu and a speed-boon robin, and weirdly only beat out by PANNE with 55 base speed for some reason) so it'd be a little redundant when she already doubles everything

nah

this is based off that odd quirk of nah's where she always forgets she can turn into a dragon. i think of her support with f!morgan all the time, where she spends ages trying to learn how to catch a wyrmslayer and in the end realises it was a wasted effort bc she doesn't even fight in her human form and her dragon arms are too small to do what she learned.

"until engaging in combat" applies to combat initiated with nah on either player OR enemy phase. you'd have to have her avoid combat completely for this skill to build up. it would apply to offensive non-damaging magic e.g. silence, but wouldn't apply to healing, so nah could spend her time doing that.

this is a skill you need to dedicate yourself to using yourself, but in the hypothetical scenario where she's a boss, this skill is absolutely terrifying. especially if you took all the limiters off. it would actually make for a very fun map i think--the best fe maps are those that make you go on the offensive IMO, but that's not exactly what this post is about, so i'll move on.

f!morgan

i've made separate skills for the morgans because their supports are different enough that they feel like different characters to me, even if just slightly. it's why i always like them as twins.

what i wanted with the morgans is a skill that hints at what they were before losing their memory and joining the shepherds. for this one, though she is a wyvern lord in future past 2 she is a malig knight in my heart. they just hadn't yet invented malig knights when they made her. this skill is based on its lvl15 skill, savage blow. (to be clear, the 5 extra damage would also apply after combat).

this is a fun one that's good for crowd control and mopping up large groups of enemies, especially with the existence of 3h canto where you can just swoop out of enemy range after obliterating their movement.

it's a very fitting skill if you have morgan in, say, a wyvern class or even dark flier. but if you put her in a dainty little base pegasus knight class... the image of a fragile little pegasus that will fall to like two axes hunting people down is kind of hilarious. sorry morgy

m!morgan

last but not least, the son himself... likewise to f!morgan, i wanted this skill to reflect who he was before the shepherds. he's a sorcerer in the future past 1, which is why i wanted this skill to be dark magic based. both morgans having skills that debuff enemies is another intentional choice.

it's loosely based upon the -taker skills. this skill isn't as powerful as them (you get less stat per proc and the cap is smaller) but you can gain the boosts without delivering the killing blow and you have more variety in what boosts you can get. morgan tends to be a jack-of-all-trades like robin, so an all-round boost is good for him.

past morgan was probably pretty scary with this, but present morgan without a hint of memory now just goes around Yoinking enemy stats. Morgan Says Teehee Mine Now. as he should :)

#p.s. i'm in the market for better names for some of these skills (mostly luci/inigo/m!morgan's) so if you have suggestions... hmu #fe13 #fire emblem #fire emblem awakening #fe awakening #fe lucina #fe morgan #fe owain #fe inigo #fe brady #fe kjelle #fe cynthia #fe severa #fe gerome #fe yarne #fe laurent #fe noire #fe nah #awakening kids ever beloved sons and daughters always

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strugglingatart · 9 months ago

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Jr Year ep4

This is me live blogging bc I need to get thoughts out also would love fandom friends full spoilers bellow the cut just so no one accidentally reads anything they don’t want to this will be long

I have wanted most if not all of Zac's and Murph's shirts this season

I still have issues with the multiclass system but also no school thing has made the most sense in universe

I believe you and that's why I'm not saying anything is SUCH a trouble friend mood

"what's the drinking age?" "you have murdered SO many people"

BRENANS FACE WHEN KALINA SAYS I'M NOT BAD ANYMORE OH LORDS

the whole Kalina/Cassandra/Kristen scene is so nerve wrecking and interesting and once again I can talk so much about this topic and I know I have critized Kristen's approach but that's bc honestly I do have issue w it despite understanding it but it does make for an interesting arc and with this conversation it does seem like she believes in this domain of faith on the unknown. I will at some point talk more about from the point of someone who also left a culty religious thing but was still expected to perform similarly once out of it but my thoughts are still not the most organized

that being said I do not trust kalina and i do love cassandra

when you're in the dark I'm there holding your hand why am i crying

not kvx still being a thing lmao so Brennan

oh I just love how complicated but absolutely Bill Seacaster is the whole trust thing, the money going to the nemesees, there being a whole department, honestly that's a department I'd work for it's basically spy and gossip stuff

but also poor Fabian having to go through all this head ache stuff alone

watch Caperslolly Cattlekrush not be a direct nemesis but someone from her party be yes Fabian get that service!

I too keep thinking it is rat ccrushers no t grinders and will absolutely get it wrong

the gorthlax art is PERFECT

my school nurse did not have sweat pants but ok murph(i also absolutely am not from the us idk why i keep pointing out diferences)

they each will have a foil in my head so why just one owlbear contender? also is riz in the bloodrush team?

grinding for xp is so much weirder and terrible imo in this context also should be less effective bc like lbr experience is important like thinking on your feet etc like yes they are probably equal level and Brenan will play them well but they should absolutely not be as good as the bad kids at actual adventuring

I love how they all are so agro tho bc I get it and love the energy and I would absolutely be that mad

YES SOMEONE CALLED OUT THE HIPOCRISY

xp isn't bad if you at least still DO INTERESTING STUFF TO GET IT

if brenan makes them like grinding i will become as agro as the bad kids so far lol

gorthlax gave great advice, that being said i do hope they get a lil bit petty and end annoying grinders

nooo Gorgug (cries) I really want him to do well

listen I am so emo about gorgu's storyline like it's just no thoughts just feels and all of them

listen i don't do character builds but it does not sound to me like artificer and barbarian are THAT ill fitted, like yes the require different focus levels and types but they are also USED in different moments, nothing is stopping Gorgug from using his down time to come up with gadgets that work WITH his strenght and dex and rage and then use reckless abandon in battles. I think even th solar lasso is very much an example of that because it uses his strenghts, he's realing it in with atheltics checks iirc or how his shoes have jump like yes absolutely a challenge and not the most obvious but people are acting like it's impossible when it absolutely isn't

we love Corsica Jones

Riz helping Kristen <3

Brenan is absolutely having so much fun with Ayada's messages

Listen Fig does not need to go to warlock classes, no one in the school knows she is a warlock just do bard and barbarian and help your friend

also i get that procrastination girl

Please I want Fig and Gorgug to work on a song together and for us to get that scene so bad

Aelwynn is a whole entire mood

well that answers me: riz is not on bloodrush

I KNEW BRENNAN MADE THEM STUPID RATS TOO GOOD I HATE IT BUT I LOVE IT

wouldn't detect magic tell riz what enhancements she has? cause otherwise it's nnot THAT useful for spies (which is reason #1 the gadget exists)

oh brennan REALLY made people we will all hate

Yes Bucky I adore him

someone please go home with Fabian

ohhh Brennan put extra stakes at Fig just quitting/failling auegfort since she technically doesn't need it

oh warlock classes are night classes, kinda love that for Fig and also good for her being good at it

also looove the talk about exchanges and that

FIg could make an album out of pressure and expextations that woul be rad as hell

RAGH we love him

LISTEN Ragh should be like party guy, he was absolutely popular and is older and it takes stuff away from the bad kids to do

oh Fabian goes into it immediately we stan

Listen Ally is MASTER of weird ass energies and I love them for it

they truly are such dorks and somehow cool at the same time

I cannot tell if they don't know milkyriver's name or if they are benedict cumberbunching it and I love that

literally everything kalina says is so threatening

also the bad kids should count as followers of cassandra like they are not clerics sure but they ablsolutely belive in her... do only clerics/paladins count?

LISTEN BRENNAN WE DON'T NEED MORE PROBLEMS

oh the shard and red thing that was in one of the arts

oh I REALLY thought they were gonna split party this

I do hope the party still goes well

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #fhjy #adaine o'shaughnessey #fabian aramais seacaster #fig faeth #gorgug thistlespring #kristen applebees #riz gukgak

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queenofzan · 1 year ago

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okay so yes obviously i stayed up until 7am playing bg3

i recruited karlach, killed all the goblin leaders, went back to the grove, discovered my reward was something i had already looted (whoops lol), had a party, had wyll tell me if we were closer he would have come on to me?, got propositioned by astarion (said yes bc hey lae'zel specifically said this was only physical, and apparently nykki has a thing for dangerous and occasionally rude lovers idk) ("ani could you have even managed to play a character who turned astarion down?" shut up), got teased by shadowheart about it, had kind of an awkward tryst in the woods where i think even nykalaeni could tell something was weird, found an unexpected harpy's nest right outside the grove??? and a dead tiefling kid which isn't great, realized i forgot to find the infernal mechanic tiefling before they set off for baldur's gate, then warped to the goblin camp to get into the underdark and realized killing the leaders and the people in the room with the leaders is not actually the same thing as killing all the goblins and did okay but definitely had to immediately use up all my short rests in between rooms lmao, maybe recruited the owlbear cub??? to hang out at camp???, and went through priestess gut's rooms to the defiled temple and thence to the underdark

at one point when i switched lae'zel out of my party, the tadpole specimen she had switched to my tav, and in the middle of conversation i had a ???dream??? where my guardian was like EAT THE TADPOLE DO IT and nykalaeni was like. well what's one more gonna do? which nearly everyone hated but didn't seem to have any immediate negative effects.

(i did also at some point early in finishing off the goblin leaders have lae'zel show up to be like hey. you up. and nykalaeni had a good time being dommed by her hot gith friend to within an inch of her life. of course then lae'zel was like okay it's dawn time to get up and nykki was like. what. every single muscle in my body is aching and you want me to get up??? and lae'zel was like yeah dude it's dawn??? up and at em. this was great, maybe we'll do it again some time. PS this is absolutely just physical don't be weird. which i, the player, am very "uh huh" about, but which nykalaeni one hundred percent took at face value. this is her friend lae'zel, a sexy gith with whom she sometimes has sex, and this is her friend astarion, a sexy vampire with whom she sometimes has sex, and there is nothing more emotionally complex going on because surely they would tell her if that was the case!)

then, continuing her streak of being good at diplomacy but bad at interpersonal relationships, when we went back to camp nykki made a tasteless dirty joke about the scars on astarion's back and he was like that's not funny, which is pretty much par for the course. i think she's made a serious conversational misstep with everyone so far lmao

this characterization is a: funny and b: allows me to not be fucking insane about reloading and getting conversations "right"

(when i have to redo sections i'll usually still pick the "bad" dialogue options bc they're in character for nykalaeni. she's nosy! she thinks of it as normal curiosity but it comes off as weirdly pushy sometimes! and kind of judgy! she does not know how to be delicate in the course of a normal conversation! who's projecting it's called role-playing)

#ani plays bg3

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ichorblossoms · 1 year ago

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(ur replies r also off tho that might be by choice idk) i picked so many so feel free to pick and choose which ones u wanna do but: grimm and yarrow with 3-9, 22-26, 30, 31, 36, 40, 43 + A-C for you about them!

THANK you for pointing that out, they're on now! and also THANK you for these i am >>>:D some of these questions have activated my infodumping bc i have a lot of Thoughts and Words ehehe

How do they put themselves to bed at night (reading, singing, thinking?)

yarrow: he'll usually wind down beforehand with a book and a cigarette (only allows himself three a day), but the exhaustion of being the only doctor in town and not really having days off puts him to sleep pretty quickly

grimm: i don't think it actually has much of a routine, but it does have to check that wrench (robot coyote companion) is alert to watch it's back while it sleeps

How easy is it to earn their trust?/How easy is it to earn their mistrust?

both answered here!

Do they consider laws flexible, or immovable?

yarrow: flexible, has seen firsthand how people in power can bend laws around them and get away with horrible shit other people can't

grimm: doesn't give a shit about them either way

What triggers nostalgia for them, most often? Do they enjoy that feeling?

yarrow: tbh i need to think more abt yarrow's past bc they don't have any Tragic Backstory like grimm does. while they don't actually miss living in the large city like they did in the very beginning of the story, occasionally they'll get lucky and find one of their old favorite snacks from when they were in school, and how it reminds them of days spent cramming for exams. the memories are fond, but they don't miss it

grimm: seeing traveling caravans of performers come through town makes them ache for the family they used to have. until the age of ~13 or so they performed in a traveling band playing the violin/fiddle, but an accident left them and a few kids as the only survivors so it's all very bittersweet. yarrow found them a violin they'll occasionally pick up

What were they told to stop/start doing most often as a child?

i haven't thought enough abt the specifics of grimm and yarrow's childhoods to have a clear answer but i can tell you they often have to tell their adopted child lucy to stop eating the bugs she finds (she's an eight-year-old ringtail humod so she has a typical child impulse control alongside an instinctual drive to eat bugs hdgklhf. she'll be fine)

Do they swear? Do they remember their first swear word?

they absolutely both swear, yarrow more than grimm just by sheer volume of Talking More. i don't think either would remember their first one

Is sex something that they’re comfortable speaking about? To whom?

yarrow: being a doctor and all that, yarrow's definitely comfortable talking abt sex in the clinical sense to their patients. when it comes to personal matters it's. he has some issues. not trauma or anything so much as the mortifying ordeal of asking someone to do something for his own sake (he's got a sort of complex about doing enough to be "worthy" of things like asking) in addition to just like, having mediocre sexual experiences with other people (not fully bc of the prior point bu that doesn't help). he'd much rather just do the fucking, make his partner feel good, and call it a day without worrying about his own wants

grimm: yes and no. it's much easier to talk about things as a faceless one night stand who won't take all their clothes off than it is to talk to the only person who actually knows you, and they're very interested in you and that terrifies you because you want that too but oh my god what if you destroy things because you're nothing but an animal but oh god you also want this so bad

they both do in fact get over their respective issues with the help of the other (grimm's persistent devotion making yarrow realize "oh it wants this too" and yarrow's near-infinite tenderness and fascination making grimm realize it's not repulsive) and have fucknasty gay sex with one another but it's An Ordeal for both of them to get there bc sex involves vulnerability and they're both people who have had to close off parts of themselves for their own protection! makes me insane to think about tbh

What are their thoughts on marriage?

yarrow: wants to get married! thought about it more in their late teens~ early 20s but by the time grimm comes back around when they're ~27 it's more of a "eh, it'll maybe happen" sort of thing. after everything he and grimm have been through in the story he's defs going to marry her there's no questions there

grimm: didn't have any thoughts really, after escaping the shitshow that was most of their teenage years (still working out the details of that) it was like "i'm never getting married, never attaching myself to any person i am wandering the world By Myself." yarrow changes the game a little bit but it's still not on their mind until years later when yarrow slugs someone bent on attacking them and shouts "don't fucking touch my WIFE" and suddenly grimm's like wife????? wife??????? 🥺👀💖😳💖👀💖💖

What is their preferred mode of transportation?

yarrow: generally walks everywhere, will and does ride a horse for longer distances

grimm: their beloved carnivorous horse. the beast doesn't have a name yet but here's a drawing from a comic that's in the works (she's actually sweet but has an occasional attitude)

Who do they most regret meeting?

yarrow: actually dunno for them, but i imagine of all the of the ceo scum type people they meet in the last part of the story, a few of them are particularly nasty

grimm: again, ironing out details of their past but tbh i'm not as concerned with the details of backstory so much as how this affects who they currently are, but they basically grew up as this one girl's guard dog for several years after they lost their family. treated enough like a person to fall in love with her, treated enough like an animal to feel like a tool instead of a human being. not exactly someone they had much control over meeting, but fucked them up irreversibly nonetheless

Who are they the most glad to have met?

yarrow: grimm ofc. they were a handsome stranger who all but rescued him from a soul-sucking job in the city and whisked him away to the middle of the desert. did grimm piss them off after leaving them for five years? absolutely. but grimm also came back, which threw yarrow through a loop bc he had all but accepted he wasn't really important in anyone's life as anything but a doctor

grimm: yarrow, naturally. he showed them kindness when they didn't think it existed and saved their life on more than a few occasions. if grimm gets hurt, yarrow will be there to patch it up

Do they actively seek romance, or do they wait for it to fall into their lap?

yarrow: doesn't quite seek it out but is inclined to pursue it if there's a mutual thing going on. actually did date a guy in the five years that grimm had fucked off

grimm: it actively avoids romance lol, but before it and yarrow were actually a thing it'd seek out the occasional one night stand

If someone asked them to explain their sexuality, how would they do so?

this question is deceptively tricky bc to me they're both nonbinary bisexuals, but honeybee's world is like, various pockets of civilization (mostly what are essentially company towns) in the desert, so i think use and knowledge of labels is prominent in more metropolitan areas and ppl in more rural/isolated settings have either their separate terms or just don't describe themselves in the same way? idk how much i'll actually like, think this out and construct in-universe description bc it's not as interesting as the characters. also any attempts to explain this further have just end up in me typing out three sentences of sociopolitical worldbuidling mush that's decreasingly relevant to the characters hdklgfhdf none of this is also to mention any complexities that come with human-animal hybrid shit ANYWAYS

yarrow: bisexual, also transmasculine nonbinary IF they're talking to someone who is familiar with those words (he grew up in one of the metropolitan areas). if talking to someone who's not he'll call himself a guy, use he/him pronouns, and say he "swings both ways". they'll maybe elaborate on being "mostly a man but not quite" and that they also use they/them pronouns if they think that person will Get It. also considers himself stone* and is some flavor of ace but never feels the need to mention it to anyone but romantic/sexual partners

*ace trans guy who's never been on the receiving end of anything other than mediocre sex with cis ppl: y'know i think this only does anything for me if i'm doing the fucking

grimm: will shrug or say "none of your business" if asked, but will say it uses they/it pronouns if pronouns specifically are asked about (otherwise will just let themself be called whatever). describes themself to yarrow as "kind of a woman but not really" and only yarrow gets to use the bonus she/her pronouns for grimm. (functionally bisexual and transfem(ish) nonbinary, but labels don't hold the same meaning to them bc social differences, so they don't rly use em yadda yadda)

OKAY now it's time for me hehehe

Why are you excited about this character?

i answered this but i want to talk about them more hehe

a basically am always a sucker for human-animal/monster hybrids, or characters who are otherwise not entirely human. it is my SO my shit and has always been my shit. i think i get some of the best of both worlds with these two: grimm gets the angst of "i'm not human" and yarrow gets the fun of "of fuck yes i'm not fully human". also with these guys (and other humods in this universe) they aren't inhuman in any supernatural sense, so i'm not considering how things like powers factor into things (which can be fun ofc), but rather like, in what ways are these characters human, in what ways do they have animal insticts/mannerisms and it's all somewhat grounded in reality and Real Animals so i get to look up animal stuff about desert animals so i'm :)

yarrow's also my first time of having any sort of bugmonster shit going on so it's been a fun divergence from my usual dragony monster tendencies. grimm's part coyote and you know me and my love for Coyote And Dog Imagery and whatnot so it's mostly an excuse to play with that more and i'm having a LOT of fun

What inspired you to create them?

okay there's actually two solid inspirations here but with what honeybee's become i feel like it's so far from either of them in my brain that it's like. those were the catalyst but honeybee's its own thing now, yknow?

anyways my public library has the first few volumes of the no. 6 manga and i picked it up on a whim in...march? bc i heard good things about it back in like, high school. anyways i was actually very pleasantly surprised by the depth of the characters? definitely like "i would have hyperfixated on this media if i had found it in high school but i'm 23 now and stories with teenage protags aren't my jam" anyways the dynamic between nezumi and shion, especially in regards to this idea of someone from a very cruel world meeting someone who is openly kind and not knowing how to deal with that was super intriguing. then the thought "what if shion got transformed into a bee monster lol" crossed my mind and within an hour i had the initial quick sketches for grimm and yarrow AND several plot ideas. legit the fastest my brain has ever connected the dots to make a semi-coherent story. insane really

the cowboy/western setting was frankly overdue for me, but i had also just finished trigun at the time so i was like "fuck it, we'll make it sci-fi ish too, that explains the human hybrids" trigun's semi-western sci-fi deal continues to be something my brain returns to for aesthetics in the story but also like, i live in the desert, i can do this myself

if you combined how much i cared about no. 6 and trigun it would be like, a fraction of the brainrot honeybee as its own thing has given me. truly magical

Did you have trouble figuring out where they fit in their own story?

not really, surprisingly (or not yet, i should say lol). i think bc no. 6 was such a prominent inspiration for this story in its early stages, i approached honeybee like "how would i change this story (no. 6) and the characters to be more interesting to me specifically" early on so i always had an idea for the General Arc of the plot (or plots, it's three main parts in my brain) and how grimm and yarrow responded to them? now that i've figured out where i want to take the story (for the most part) i don't have to fall back on the scaffolding of another story to decide what my characters are doing or how they fit. now it's a matter of actually writing shit and conveying the proper Vibes

#sorry if there are typos i reread this several times over but cannot make guarantees #replies are on though now so if you're like 'mintt what the fuck are you saying here' anyone is welcome to ask #skipped a few so i might come back to them an rb this with the answers #bc those answers need a bit more time for me to think abt i think #thank you again for the asks!!!!! love talking about them thank you for Enabling me ehehehheeeeeee #i will get to all the other asks soon too #my brain wants to answer these most during my Freelance Work Hours so i'm wrestling my own impulses (i have adhd and this is hard)#asks #matoitech #rambles #honeybee #grimm #yarrow #grimmyarrow #lucy

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mydearselff · 1 year ago

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So much has happened in the first week of living together. On the day we were going to Costco to fix my tire babe came inside and told me his car was gone. I told him to stop playing but he told me he wasnt and that I should come see. So when I went out I saw a police man approach him and said I think you may be a victim of a stolen vehicle. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. The next day when we went to see his car at the towing company the whole front part was ripped. And the door in the back were jammed shut. Next day they informed us that they caught the kids. The passenger was seriously injured bc he didn’t wear his seatbelt & the other folks got hurt. I can’t say I don’t feel bad because karma:). We were also informed that they hit another car and that were using the stolen car for burglary. We are currently in the process of seeing that his insurance has to say.

As for my tires they’re okay but the rim has a crack. So I’m currently looking for rims and idk how to even shop for cars. I hate it. But babes has been helping me.

Yesterday I came down with a fever, body ache, and chills. I couldn’t tell if it was prodrome or the change of weather. But babes took very good care of me!! I took a hot shower and he’s come in every now and then to check on me. He even made us soup. He made me tea. He helped me put on my lotion on my back cos I couldn’t reach. He fed me medicine. He set up the tv in the room was speakers and tucked me in. I knocked out for a bit then he woke me up to eat.

I love him.

#blog #Aug 2023 #boyfriend

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18-toe-beans · 5 years ago

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heck

#negative core beliefs suck #heck this #like stuck child brain goes you get what you deserve #and you didnt get shit kid #so you dont deserve good shit #but brain also goes like if you do good you deserve good but if you cant do good youre bad and dont deserve good anymore #thats why i think its just like negative core belief bc it spirals and in the moment that it started to form i was an infant or young kid #it just continues to spiral from there idk i feel stuck and like on the verge of a panic attack or something #my entire body feels numb except my heart racing and my jaw acheing #hopefully ill be able keep my word and not be a fuckup like my brain is telling me!#q/?#trauma vent #vent #tw negative core beliefs #tw anxiety #cw cptsd ptsd #wont use that coping skill cant wont im not supposta

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80pairsofcrocs · 2 years ago

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baby scarab || 41

@aniskywalkerslvr - Ahhhhh I have a fic idea for future Baby Scarab series so like first of all idk if Oscar Isaac exists in that universe but if he exists I wanna see the Moon Boys (also Layla, Khonshu and Casper’s) reactions. Like if not Oscar what about Poe, Santi or Llewyn, Duke, and Apocalypse, his characters. I really would like to see them watching Oscar Isaac’s movies together w Layla and our grandpa Khonshu, Casper can be there too. If you want ofc, it can be like they have a day in a week they gather around for a whole family dinner together. Imagine them watching Triple Frontier and seeing Pedro and Oscar together in a movie?!🤩❤️ Also them watching the “In Secret” movie where Elizabeth also plays w Oscar that would be funny😭💀 but nah scratch it cuz it’s an 18+ movie and reader isn’t 18 yet if I’m right? I had these thoughts the whole damn day. I live for the Baby Scarab series! You are doing an incredible work! I hope you have lots of fun w ur friend!❤️🫶🏻

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@luvxxee - idea for the amazing baby scarab series:

y/n gets a tooth ache and acts all grumpy to which all the boys are like tf is wrong with you?? and it’s pieced together that she needs to go to the dentist and she’s never gone bc of her sad sad childhood and then they have to force her to go bc she’s really doesn’t want to (que child fear moment she’s just now confronting)

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anon - AHHHHHHH I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS!!!!

What if reader notices that the moon boys are like having a bad day, so to make them fell better so makes like each of them their favorite food!!! I just thought of this so you don’t have to use it, by the way I love the baby scarab series and I can’t wait to see more!! <3

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anon - Hi, my name is Mei and I love Baby Scarab. I was wondering though could I personally buy a croissant at Y/N’s work place? Would love to meet her in passing then go about my day with a tasty baked good and maybe never come up in the narrative again.

Keep up the exceptional writing!

Mei <3

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A/N : i feel like i couldve done better tbh

masterlist - marvel masterlist - series masterlist

A/N : the plan is being set

please enjoy, and don't be shy if you want to be in the taglist, just ask <3, sorry for the long wait

pairings : steven grant x (platonic)reader, marc spector x (platonic) reader, khonshu x (platonic)reader, jake lockley x (platonic)reader

TW : medicine (pills), spidey stuff, mentions of violence, fluff, let me know if i missed anything

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“kid, get up” you feel marc tap your shoulder lightly.

you groggily open your eyes and blink a few times before looking up at marc, who was trying to wake you up.

“no” you push him away by the shoulder and turn the other way, covering your head with the blanket.

you hear him sigh and yank the blanket off your whole body, making you shiver.

“you have work, now get up. steven already made you breakfast” he tells you, to which you perk up and turn back to look at marc.

“exactly, now go get ready” he leaves the room, closing your door to give you some privacy while you slowly got up and got your uniform on.

once you do so, you finish getting ready in the bathroom, like brushing your teeth and all that jazz.

you came out to see marc with a plate of food at the kitchen table.

“come eat, you have to go soon” he nods to the plate, then he loves to the fridge to shuffle stuff around in it while you go and sit down.

marc comes back and gently slams a bottle of your juice on the table, making you look up at him with a small smile.

“i love you”

marc scoffs. “why?”

now its your turn to scoff. “why do you think?”

“because i got you juice?”

“exactly”

“nice to know” he ruffles your hair aggressively, just wanting to piss you off.

“hey- hands off” you shove him away, making him chuckle.

“khonshu will make sure you finish that, but we have to go” he starts walking backwards to the door while you nod in understanding.

“stay safe” he nods at you, reaching behind him for the door.

“we’ll see you tonight, love you” he opens the door and leaves, locking it behind him.

you smile to yourself, and happily eat your breakfast while scrolling through tiktok.

you’d come across a fun looking simple recipe, and it was vegan too.

perhaps if you got home before the guys, you could surprise them with a little treat.

just simple muffins.

but they all loved muffins so surely they’d be happy.

you finished up your food and cleaned your plate before leaving for another long day at work.

~~~

the bell rings as one of the last customers of the day comes in, so you turn your attention to them as soon as they walk in.

“welcome to espresso bay, what can i get for you?” you ask politely, the girl in front of you smiling back.

“just a croissant, please” she says, and you nod.

“can i get a name for that order?” you ask again, the girl nodding.

“it’s mei” she responds, so you nod and go to get her a croissant while she walks to the waiting counter after she pays.

once you grabbed the warm croissant with a square of dry wax paper before sticking it in a small brown paper bag.

“croissant for mei” you exclaim put to make sure she can hear you.

you set the bag down on the counter and she comes up and takes it.

“thank you so much” she nods with a smile and leaves after you wave.

that was your cue to clean up and head home, hoping that your boys weren’t back yet.

only because it would ruin the surprise if they were.

but you missed them, even though it’s only been a few hours.

it was another short walk back, since you were power walking.

and of course you threw some bird seed out for the crows.

once you got back, it was immediately time to start your muffins.

you were making three different kinds, all of them for each of your dads.

stevens we’re going to be vegan, obviously. he liked banana muffins so that’s what you’re making for him.

for marc it was chocolate. he had a sweet tooth as much as he didn’t like to admit it.

and finally for jake, you knew he enjoyed strawberry muffins. you kept coming across strawberry flavored things over time, and never once saw marc or steven eat them, so it had to have been jake.

khonshu hates strawberries, too so it just proves that your theory is correct.

you luckily had the ingredients, and quickly got to work once you got cleaned up from your job.

it was quarter to 7 when you heard the front door open and then proceed to slam shut.

the slam shook the mirrors hanging on the walls, and you were lucky you had cleaned everything up in the kitchen while the muffins cooked.

they were done, and had been sitting in the still warm oven while you waited for them all to get home.

you didn’t want to do anything to set them off, so you stayed drying off a small bowl with a towel while you heard heavy footsteps coming towards the kitchen.

it was jake that came in looking frustrated, so you avoided eye contact and kept slowly wiping the dry bowl until he left.

he paced around the kitchen for a minute before stopping and standing over the sink next to you, looking down in it with a blank stare.

you don’t say anything or look in his direction, but it only took a short choppy movement from him to make you flinch.

he didn’t notice, and he takes off his hat to slam it on the counter, making you slightly jump again for nobody to notice.

jake takes a short breath before looking over to you who was just holding a towel and a bowl in your hands while staring at the floor.

“i’m sorry i-“

jake is interrupted by khonshu showing up, making him look up at the bird with a glare.

“you” he sneers at him, walking towards him, just brushing his shoulder against yours.

“you fucked up the mission you stupid bird” he points up at him, you watching and putting both the towel and the bowl down.

jake started shouting at khonshu, the bird just tilting his head at him, and it was when jake turned around and raised his hands in the air that you brought a hand up in front of your face and backed up a step.

jake froze in his movements, bringing his hand down slowly and backing away from you as you brought your own hand down to walk towards him.

“i’m going on a walk” he says shortly, heading for the door, and would’ve made it if you didn’t shoot a web out to stop it from opening.

“princesa, let me out” he tells you, tugging on the doorknob while you come towards him, khonshu now long gone.

“why?” you ask, standing about a foot away from him.

“i.. i scared you i need to leave-“

“no you didn’t. it wasn’t you, i know you would never” you tell him, and he relaxes completely, letting you come over to hug him.

“you thought i was going to hit you, y/n” he says quietly, not wrapping his arms around you, just standing there.

“but you weren’t. it was just a force of habit” you try to explain.

“it shouldn’t be. i’m so sorry” he shakes his head, and you hear his voice crack at the end of his sentence.

“jake.. it’s okay” you hug him tighter.

you let out a small sigh when you sense a switch, leaving you to pull out of the hug and backing up.

“i’m sorry love, he’s… he’s not in a talking mood right now” steven starts slowly, and you nod.

“well, i made something for each of you” you begin, walking back to the kitchen, pulling out the single pan which had the three different kinds of muffins.

“i have muffins for all of you. your favorites” you say quietly, and steven smiles.

“that’s the sweetest thing ever” he starts, coming over slowly to put a careful hand around your shoulder.

“we don’t deserve you” marc says from the mirror across from you.

“you’re right” you start. “you deserve better” you finish, and marc chuckles.

“nice to know you still have a sense of humor”

you roll your eyes with a small smile, wanting to try the muffins you made.

“the banana ones are for you, i made sure that they were vegan” you tell steven, making him put his hands to his heart.

“you’re such a sweetheart, we really don’t deserve this” he smiles, helping himself to one of the muffins.

he offered half of it to you, which you took happily but as you chewed on it, a sharp pain erupted in the back of your jaw, making you wince.

steven looks to you in worry.

“hey, are you alright?” he asks and you shrug.

“i’ve just had a toothache for a while, it’s no big deal” you wave him off, and he gives you a look.

“maybe you should get that checked out, when’s the last time you went to a dentist?” steven asks and you make a face.

“cant remember” you shrug like it’s no problem, and steven raises an eyebrow.

“are you serious?” he asks and you nod.

“that isn’t healthy, darling, you should try and get an appointment” he advises and you sigh.

“maybe”

~~~

after the muffins and the whole lecture about your health, you ended up sitting down with him and watching a couple movies, while trying to lure jake back out.

“i wanna watch triple frontier next” you say and steven chuckles.

“aren’t you tired?”

“nope”

“fine, let’s just- wait a damn minute, that’s the guy from star wars” he notices.

“yep, it’s your celebrity twin” you smile at him, which makes him raise an eyebrow.

“and one of the dilfs i have a celebrity crush on” you begin again, and steven makes a face.

“don’t say dilf” he cringes and you laugh.

“sorry sorry, let’s just watch this”

that night was spent watching movies with a certain someone in it.

it concluded of triple frontier, in secret, and many others until you fell asleep.

even thought some of them were 18+, steven still enjoyed his time with you.

jake was still weary about coming back out, even though you had repeated that it was okay, over and over.

steven carried you to your room, tucked you in and kissed you on the fore head before sneakily taking your phone and leaving the room to let you sleep.

he knew it was wrong, all of them admitted it, but it was all for the plan.

you see, your birthday was tomorrow. you hadn’t told them that, khonshu had found it out and told them.

they knew why you didn’t tell them, and it was because it only ever reminded you of when your parents gave you up.

or so you thought. but now it was considerably worse.

it just reminds you of how your mother died and your fathed left.

your dads were determined to make this the best birthday ever for you.

starting with the help of a certain someone’s.

you see, they already got casper on board. they got his number from your phone, and now they had one more call to make.

“hello? y/n, are you okay?”

“it’s steven, and we need a little favor”

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A/N : the next chapter will be so much better, i promise.

thank you all for the support, i love you all and your funky requests :)

also sorry its late, i was busy today <3

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angy-mouse · 3 years ago

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can we maybe get some demon au stuff for any other characters? like techno, wilbur, sam, phil? what sins would each of them have? techno as wrath probably? wilbur as envy? if any of them know the demonteam boys? just anything you'd be willing to write thank you!

finally got off my ass and wrote something for this bc i wrote another request and went 'hmm... might wanna establish these guys in the universe before they're just hanging out in the middle of this one'.

I might make an analysis thing of what all the demons in this universe specialize in but idk

“But babyyy-”

“No buts,” you told Dream, fluttering around your house cleaning so he couldn’t use his puppy eyes on you. “Tubbo’s family are old friends and his dad arranged a nice, romantic getaway for him and his wife and doesn’t want her to worry about the kids. The girls are going to their friends’ houses but Tommy and Tubbo can’t be trusted alone so I offered to let them stay here for the weekend.” You looked up from wiping the coffee table to give him your best ‘do what I say or you’re going to be so far in the doghouse you’re never getting out’ look. “So you can either wear the glamour or go home for the weekend like Sapnap.”

He pouted but quickly cast the glamour spell, more eager to suffer the aches he’d get from spending two days in glamour than he was to suffer two days without you. He might be getting a tad clingy, he thought, but decided as long as he didn’t admit it you couldn’t prove it.

“Good boy,” you chirped, leaning onto your tippy toes to place a kiss on his cheek (he also had to lean down but you couldn’t feel self-conscious about your height when you were comparing yourself to a literal demon).

“Everything feels tight,” he grumbled, nuzzling his nose against the crown of your head. “And my head’s gonna be pounding from having my horns hidden away.”

“And I will rub your temples all week if you need it,” you promised, leaving his arms at the knock on the door. “But if you scare those boys you’re gonna be sleeping on the couch again.” He mumbled something like ‘yeah, yeah,’ as you went to open the door, smiling at the two teens. “Hey, you two, come on in.”

“Thanks for letting us stay over, big man,” Tubbo chirped with a grin.

“Yeah, I can’t believe his parents don’t trust us alone!” You gave Tommy a look and he smiled sheepishly. “Alright, I can believe it, but it’s still rude.”

You chuckled, ruffling his hair as you led them into the house. “Well, I do have a friend hanging out this weekend, but he’s not too bad. This is-”

“You,” Dream growled, making you freeze in shock as he loomed over the three of you.

Tommy yelped, hiding behind you and pulling Tubbo to do the same. “Hehe, fancy seeing you here, Big D-”

“I told you not to call me that.”

“Whoa,” you calmly said, holding a hand up to Dream’s chest- not pushing him away, but a warning to back up. “You two know each other?”

He glared over your shoulder. “That little weasel-”

“Hey,” you snapped this time, watching his attention finally shift to you and his expression turned to shock that you were chastising him on this. “I don’t care how or why you two know each other, he’s just a kid, Dream, and you need to be the adult here.”

“That,” he hissed, jabbing a finger over your shoulder, “is no child. He’s-”

“AH, AH, AH,” Tommy yelled out, violently shaking his head at Dream behind your back. “Don’t listen to him, big man, I’m just a little kid, protect me from the bully!”

You raised an eyebrow at the uncharacteristic words, the other joining it when Dream suddenly clammed up, eyeing Tubbo like the boy didn’t know something. When you peeked behind you you saw the two teens eyeing you the same way- oh.

“Tommy,”

“Oh, hell,” Tubbo muttered, recognizing the ‘you get one chance to tell the truth before you’re on doggy cleanup duty for a week’ tone from when you used to babysit him.

“When were you going to tell me you’re a demon?”

The color ran from his face as he sheepishly scratched the back of his head. “Uh, hopefully never?” He jabbed a finger at Dream, who was still looking like he might chuck the blond out a window. “In my defense, I didn’t know you were buddy-buddy with Mister ‘Don’t-talk-to-me-or-I’ll-throw-you-in-a-pit-of-flames’!”

You whipped back around to Dream. “You did what now?!”

“It wouldn’t hurt him,” Dream tried to excuse, “...y’know, probably. He used to come find me every fucking week to ask me how to become a top-ranked sin demon and tell me how much of a better demon he was than me!”

“And I still fucking am, bitch- BIG MAN PROTECT ME!”

“Knock it off, you two,” you hissed, grabbing them both by the ear and holding them hunched over so you could see Tubbo. “I assume your parents don’t know?” He shook his head. “How the hell did you get involved in this stuff, Toby?”

“Haha, literally-”

“Shut the fuck up, you little gremlin-”

You gave their ears a quick yank to shut them up, nodding at Tubbo to speak. “...Tommy spends a lot of time blending in with humans,” he shyly started. “We became good friends and one day his brother comes to pick him up and he’s got the face of a pig.”

“Ha, classic Techno,” Dream muttered to himself. “Bastard never got the whole ‘don’t traumatize mass numbers of humans by walking around with no glamour’ thing.”

You sighed, finally letting the two troublemakers go. “As long as you’re not getting involved in the occult I guess I can not mention this to your parents.” You’d expected to move on but you watched a sly grin stretch Tubbo’s lips from cheek to cheek.

“You’re one to talk. What are you doing having sleepovers with demons, huh? Is he your boooyfrieeeend?”

“You little rat,” you hissed with a laugh as he dodged your half-hearted grab, him and Tommy running to the safety of the living room.

“Big man’s got a boyfriend, big man’s got a boyfriend!”

You shook your head with a chuckle, feeling the stress fall off your shoulders as you realized, demon or not and no matter how much they grow up, those two were the same kids you used to push on the swings after school.

“...Does this mean I don’t have to wear the glamour?”

#angymouse #squeakin #minors dni #demonteam #dresqueaks #bigman squeaks #tubssqueaks

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inupinggu · 3 years ago

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-ˏˋ EVERYTHING⠀♡⠀CHOI BEOMGYU ˊˎ-

SUMMARY! as someone who's been working hard to meet the undying and high expectations of their parents, you just wanted to be in hands that are ready to accept you with what you can give that it aches your heart to hear someone say they're willing to give you their all.

PAIRING! bf!choi beomgyu x conflicted!reader (i think there are no pronouns mentioned :r)

GENRE! fluff, angst :(( comfort, and alternate universe

WARNINGS! + A/N! profanities, cw: household issues, mentions of cigarettes, emotional and mental instability + kinda bad boy vibes gyu idk he's sweet & mischievous, purely indulgent bc maya's been feeling down and beomgyu is a healing person

WORD COUNT! 4k+ words

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it has been a rather busy weekend for choi beomgyu. spent his energy and free time trying to chase each of his almost half a hundred missing assignments. true he wasn’t fond of studying but can still top his class when he wants. he was more of a ‘learning’ type of a person, verbatim to what he said about himself.

so, here he was, all comfortable on his couch with his oh so loved guitar. his phone laying on one his thighs as he scrolled up and down trying to find the best chord list for the song he’s been wanting to learn.

“what a bore..” beomgyu mumbled.

one hand he used to scroll on his screen, and the other used a chin rest on top of his guitar as his lip puckers in concentration. the facade was soon shattered when his phone started vibrating and the screen momentarily went black that faintly reflected his eased and fluttering lashes in confusion.

suddenly, when the screen lit up showing a caller id, beomgyu smiled :]. happily tapping the green button before bringing the phone near his right ear. “hey, y/n. what’s up?”

“beomgyu…” hearing you murmur his name had an affect on him that had him smiling bigger yet curious upon hearing the quietness in your voice and generally the quietness in your side of the phone. you sounded exhausted.

he hummed, “yeah, what happened? something wrong?”

feeling a little more cared for when you hear your boyfriend’s questions of worry. he’s always been taking care of you and made you feel better about yourself. reciprocating the things you do for him after hearing the words, “just acting the way i want to be treated” from you with the sweetest and kindest intent someone could have and mustered when he asked why you treat people the way you do.

“can you… pick me up from the convenience store?’’

you murmured once more, he would describe your voice right now as ‘someone who’s known for being the kind and paragon student that’s confessing to their teacher for lying and is close to bursting in tears.’ though that was you really were to beomgyu.

“what’s the magic word?” he teases.

“...please.”

“hm! it was lotion but i’ll give it to ya since you’re cute.”

beomgyu’s been with you for so long he now knows what was up when you’re at the convenience store that all he could do at the moment was to chuckle lightly while putting his guitar aside. but this time was a little bit different, you were calling him at two in the morning and you were at a convenience store.

“the one far from my house?” he asked, slipping an arm on his jacket sleeve.

“yeah haha.. sorry,” beomgyu can picture you scratching the lobe of your ear.

right when he had his jacket on, picked up his keys on his coffee table that was thrashed with crumpled paper from his studying session. hovering his hand on a red and white box that turned out empty beside an ashtray. “you’re kidding..”

beomgyu hears you muttering a confused hum when he finishes whispering those words, “nothing, babe. i’ll be there.” the small okay that rang from his phone speaker was his queue to put his phone away and press the red button before shoving his phone in his back pocket.

when he reached his front door, he heard the harsh pouring of rain outside his front yard. “stop fucking joking,” he frustratedly let out, spreading his arms a bit with an annoyed tilt of his head. yet he had no other choice but to run to his car that wasn’t parked in his garage since he was too lazy to do so earlier when he got home.

when beomgyu reached his car, his jacket that was fresh out from his closet, now had wet spots. running a hand through his wet hair and frustratingly arching an eyebrow with an exasperated sigh. quickly sticking his car keys to where they belong before throwing his phone on the passenger seat where you were usually seating prettily.

the warm toned light that illuminated the interior of his car and his sharp and captivating features that had everyone falling head over heels for him. beomgyu wasted no more time seething in the feeling of frustration and just drove off to where you were, his cute little (at least to him) girlfriend who needed to be rescued by her strong pretty boyfriend.

you, on the other hand, was heaving a relieved sigh upon seeing your boyfriend’s car pull over not too far from where you were. you’ve been trying to avoid interacting with the new staff of the store as you found them… weird.

beomgyu pulls over in the parking lot of a neon-lit store down the road. through the movements of his wipers that worked hard to keep the water from blocking his vision, beomgyu sees you hugging yourself, seated on a bench outside the store. an amused smile creeping on his lips.

when beomgyu’s car door opened, the aura surrounding you immediately got a little lighter. the gloomy vibe transitioned into a more comforted one when you saw him get off his car with a hand over his head, rushing to your direction.

“hey, there. the day is saved by the wonderful gyu,” he greeted with a large grin. you lightly pulling on your paw sleeves and lightly tapping on his temple to wipe a raindrop from his pretty face with a shy smile. “y/n is thankful,” you playfully answered back.

“i’ll get something real quick, wait for me in the car.”

carefully pulling your hood over your head, he pats the crown of your head before making his way inside the store. you complied and rushed to his car, sitting on the passenger seat waiting for beomgyu to come back. feeling a little guilty for having him run in the middle of a sad weather at this time, slowly shrinking on your seat as it was starting to get colder with the ac on.

you saw him coming out the glass door and rushing back to his car that had you sitting up straight, waiting for the other car door to open. and with a little tad, the car door opened welcoming beomgyu throwing a red and white box on the small compartment in between your and his seat before he sat down with a low groan, patting his thighs with both hands.

as you watch every inch of his motions, he turns to you with a quick raise of both eyebrows, waiting for you to say something yet you stay quiet and even tries to avoid eye contact by looking for something new interesting in his car.

“what?” you hear beomgyu speak up, not breaking his gaze away from your jittery ones. he leans back on his reclined back seat, one hand on the lower wheel and the other casually resting on his lap. it’s attractive. “cold?”

“no, ‘m okay,” you affirm. you’re nervous, you can feel your hands shaking which you tuck under your thighs. you tried your best not to say anything, afraid your voice would crack if you did so. beomgyu’s so… pretty. his custom cut shirt revealing glimpses of his back muscles when he took off his black bomber jacket, he’s always looked good in dark colors and his slightly wet dark hair was not helping you calm down either.

the faint sound of rain tapping the roof of his car, the sound his wipers made and the light tump that was produced when he bumped his head on the car seat were the only sounds keeping the atmosphere from going empty.

his smile- his gorgeous, side smile catches in your peripheral vision but he doesn’t say anything and you were appreciative of that, “okay,” he releases a heavy breath, keeping the car parked. his other hand finding rest on his corresponding thigh.

beomgyu turns to you. your unmoving self had him leaning closer and down to your ear to murmur a soft, “hi,” watching your cheeks flush that familiar, pretty red and how you seem to curl into yourself with timidity.

“hi, beomgyu,” you smiled, finally looking up at him.

“anything you want to do? calling me at this time,” you don’t bother to answer and he doesn't bother to move. his stare was focused on you. it was unashamed, open, and impudent- you couldn't help but shuffle on your seat a little while clearing your throat.

“did i bother y-”

“no, not at all.” beomgyu interjects, murmuring nonchalantly, “i ran out of cigs, i was bout to come buy some and had you calling me for rescue,” the lingering smell of the stick he mentioned he smoked earlier went away when he moved back to cline his back on his seat.

the primary factor why you left your house was your parents’ harsh yet false words about the guy. the looming voices of those they call your parents travel through the back of your mind. you have heard a lot of things that made you conclude how most people have time to judge others but give zero effort to ponder on what kind of person they really were. they haven’t even met beomgyu, nor did they try to meet and get to know him.

you nod meekly, shrinking back on your seat with your hands clutching on the looped seatbelt across your body. thinking about the other factors why you left home at this time in this rain.

“so, what are we gonna do?” beomgyu asks one more time.

you gulped, not sure what to say. you didn’t really wanna go home. “why are you even out at two am in the first place? you’re usually so scared to even get out of your room after nine..” beomgyu chuckled after.

it was true. you weren’t really the type to go out on your own late at night or go out in general, as your parents have always said, ‘they’d rather have you staying up late for education purposes than hanging out with your big buffoon of a boyfriend.’

“had a disagreement with mommy and daddy?” he scoffed, stretching an arm to rest behind the headrest of your car seat. the more he spoke, the further you shrank down your seat. beomgyu’s always made you feel little with his aura and overall physique, it was nothing negative. but everything from his vibe and style, his way with his words were the exact opposite.

“...i don’t wanna go home.”

finally. beomgyu thought after hearing your voice clear for the first time tonight. you sounded stern and loud, a little bit hesitant but he got you. probably too drowned in the sound of you, beomgyu didn’t get to comprehend exactly the words you just let out. “what?”

you turned your head to the right, meeting his flabbergasted gaze. “i said, i don’t wanna go home…” in his point of view, you looked and sounded upset or rather, gloomy, but pretty.

beomgyu let out a harsh exhale as he leaned back, his upper body facing towards your direction. one arm resting on the wheel by the wrist and the other casually gripping on the side of your seat just beside your head.

“even if you say you don’t wanna go home,” the hand resting on the wheel moved to gesture you to look outside the car, “we can’t go anywhere at this time in this kind of rain, pretty.” as he voiced the nickname, his other hand that was close to you rested on the crown of your head, his thumb rubbing side to side your temple.

“not even your house..?” no matter how much he hates to deny the hopefulness that gleamed in your eyes that are staring at him, beomgyu shook his head and said; “no, we can’t go to my house. why?” you frowned upon hearing his pitch change when he said the last word and quick bat of his long lashes, “little y/n asks. because my house is messy, i tell you.” beomgyu rattled shortly after.

still, your expression stayed indifferent to the sudden change of voice. “what?” beomgyu stares back curiously. “was that you impersonating me? i don’t sound like that,” you squint your eyes at him, lips lightly puckering up.

strangely, instead of starting up a ‘you do, do not’ argument, beomgyu reclined back his seat even more and lay flat on his back with a relieved groan. “at this hour and in this rain... “ you hear him mutter under his breath while he rests a droopy look at you.

“here is fine.”

you were once again looking away. “here–,” beomgyu points down, indicating the vehicle, “–you mean... in the car?” he continues, sitting up to support his weight on his left elbow. his body facing towards your direction. you nodded in response. hopeful he would at least let you.

beomgyu's always been considerate of your opinions in everything he does whether it may or may not affect you or him and always chooses what was best for you after considering things that needed to be considered.

like right now, he kept asking for reassurance about the two of you spending the night in his car in a remote parking lot in heavy rain. asking how you will do if it gets too cold for you, answering for himself by mentioning he had an extra hoodie in his back seat. asking how will you go home early and prepare for school tomorrow, answering for himself by saying it was okay to be absent for once if you weren't feeling okay and telling he'd consider taking you to his house if it ever gets uncomfortable inside the car.

but truthfully, to you, no place is uncomfortable as long as you are with beomgyu and his natural and welcoming warmth. away from the pressure of almost everything about your family.

and finally with your reassurance and agreements, he said; “you really don't wanna go home, huh.. ” he rubs a finger on his chin, his lower lip getting caught in between his teeth.

“you called me to cuddle you, right?” he smiles :> in a teasing manner. “today–” he shuffled and adjusted his seat a little.

“–i'll let you. i'll adore you lots.” beomgyu said whole-heartedly.

“so, come here,” he beckons, arms wide open as his fingers gestures to you to come over. his lips were pushing into a cute pout as he waited for you to move out of your seat.

beomgyu's so pretty. and he's all yours.

without thinking much, you held one of his arms and carefully lifted your body close to his while his other arm moved to hold the lower part of your back to guide you and help you avoid bumping something and causing you unnecessary pain.

“yeah. like that,” he breathes heavily, voice sounding a little stiff as he uses a tiny bit of his strength to help you move around the little space his car provided. “put your leg here,” beomgyu whispered while he pats on the space between his thigh and the car door.

the proximity of the two of you was endearing and far from awkward. when you were completely seated on his lap, your eyes met and you thought, ‘he's so pretty i could cry’ pretty boy with pretty long hair and pretty eyes. beomgyu thought the same thing about you.

"ahh.. what a cutie~" he sing-songs.

at the very moment, the world surrounding you went silent. all you could hear was the thumping of your heart. it wasn't beating fast nor were you getting butterflies. instead, you felt warm and familiar within your proximity. it was when you confirmed, you were safe with beomgyu.

all of the coldness went away once beomgyu's warm hand was gently reaching for your cheek. it felt nice despite the slight sting with the contrast of temperature between your bodies.

it felt nice that you were starting to miss it.

you wanted to remember every second, every frame of the moment. you needed something to hold on to. you needed this entire bizarre planet to stop spinning so you can freeze this moment in time.

so beomgyu offered his hand. his shoulder. his chest. his warmth. his whole existence. beomgyu offered his love.

“gonna tell me what’s going on with you?” he questions softly, fingers tucking a strand of hair behind your ear. “why you left your house at this hour in this kind of weather? hm?”

"are you hurt somewhere?" he questions once more.

you kept quiet, not saying one word. you knew he didn't mean to sound pushy when he asked you that, it was just you didn't know how to put your emotions to words.

“why do i feel so lost, my life isn't even that much of a maze..” nothing was voiced out. but beomgyu heard you loud and clear. and he was ready to listen to and understand whatever you had to say. beomgyu is ready to be the light you need to help you find your way back to where you needed to be.

so instead of speaking up, he gave you silence as a signal for you that he was listening and is willing to give you the time you needed to voice out what you feel.

he didn't tell you verbally to keep going but you knew he was all ears and eyes. beomgyu stayed silent to not pressure you into telling him things you weren't ready to elaborate with him. he stayed silent for you to let you get whatever's troubling you out of your system. so he waited with utmost patience and understanding.

but the longer the silence was held, the longer he looked at you so dearly as if you were a piece in a museum he'd like to treasure forever, the more you found it hard to keep yourself together.

you felt a hand creep its way to yours, giving it a squeeze that made your breath hitch from the overwhelming comfort you felt upon being in his presence.

“with this hand–” beomgyu brings your locked fingers up in between your chests, “i will lift your sorrows.” his voice was hushed, gentle. “i will light your way in darkness..." beomgyu held the whole galaxy in his eyes, and held his own whole world with his hand. you.

a mix of emotions waved throughout your whole body. it was a surreal feeling, one that you could never in one million years describe. it was searing itself through your soul, rendering you speechless to a point where you no longer know what words were.

a sob wretched its way to your throat.

after the second sob left you, you were spiraling. there was nothing stopping you now. you felt yourself curling to bring yourself closer. beomgyu's hand left your cheek and went to hold your head against his chest.

“i don't know- what i'm going to do ... i feel so empty and i'm losing sight of my goals, after receiving high marks during my first semester," you cry unstoppably . "i don't know where do i start again, how do i start again, i don't even know if i will be able to pick myself up again... ” you stuttered, chest aching in a way you've never felt before. your own emotions were a tidal wave; you were drowning.

your bottom lip continued to quiver as you spoke. “i was so worried about fulfilling everyone else's expectations that i lost sight of my own goals... of what i needed and deserved... ” it came out like a whimper that stung beomgyu's heart.

“i-i am so af-raid of disappointing the people.. i love, i often forget that.. i am someone i love too. and i-” your sobbing turned into wailing, each cry wracking your body so violently that it could have broken you, “-i need kindness just as much as i believe the people i love do...”

after the burst of words, beomgyu made it comfortable for you to let every confusing emotion out through tears. like he said, ‘it is not a shame to cry’. soon enough, your sobs started to quiet down and you felt tired yet relieved at the same time. your chest felt a little lighter.

you felt beomgyu rubbing your back in a comforting manner, squeezing your hand twice to let you know of his presence. it makes you happy to know that you have someone who listens and understands.

you were happy to have choi beomgyu in your life.

“are you looking for my perspective or would you rather i listen...?” beomgyu asks quietly, the vibration of his chest was comforting to you.

“... just hold me for a minute or two, please... ” you replied back in between heavy breaths, your voice sounded different because of your clogged nose.

“i'll hold you close all night, y/n.”

“i'd love that...”

“i love you.”

silence once again dominated the whole atmosphere, well aside from your occasional sobs and hiccups. “would you like some water?” beomgyu asked, shuffling lightly to take the water bottle on his car's cup holder.

you leaned back for a moment with a small 'yes please' before accepting the offered bottle while beomgyu pushes pieces of hairs back that covered your forehead.

"is there anything you want to do together? or maybe just by yourself? or whatever you wanna do?" he trailed off. "didn't they say, when feeling blue try something new?" beomgyu spoke as he watched you gulp down the water he gave you while he moves away hairs that stuck to your neck.

"i'm not sure either..."

"hmm, that's okay. it's not wrong to not know everything..." he reassured while you handed him back the bottle.

beomgyu planted a kiss on your neck before snaking an arm to your side to casually pat on your bottom, opting to place his right one on the back of your head to nuzzle your head on his shoulder, your forehead touching his jawline.

"tired..?"

you hummed with a light nod.

it took him a few heavy breathes to finally build up his voice.

♪ i have something to say to you ♪

♪ out of the blue tonight, i will say this to you ♪

♪ i will give you everything, give you my all ♪

the softness of his voice brought a small scowl on your face, eyes stinging as you listened carefully to his words.

it pains you to realize now how selfless beomgyu becomes for you. how he repeatedly reminds you that he will love only you purely and wholly. you and you alone he will choose every day.

♪ for you, there is nothing ♪

♪ nothing i won't do ♪

♪ i will catch the stars ♪

♪ and put them in your hands ♪

as someone who's been working hard to get the undying and high expectations of their parents, you utterly found his words reassuring. maybe because you're a little tired these days trying to be the best child for your parents. maybe because you just wanted to be in hands that are ready to accept you with what you can give it aches your heart to hear him say he's willing to give his all.

gentle tears stream down the chub of your cheeks. a heavy rash of breath makes its way out as you clench a hand on beomgyu's shirt. the rhythmical pat of beomgyu's palm on your bottom slowly drives you to sleep.

♪ i'll give you my love that's bursting out of my heart ♪

as the song ended, beomgyu smiled lightly. he inhaled softly. he watched as your chest rose and fell with each breath that kept you alive. your breathing was controlled, much like to a person's who was asleep.

planting a small kiss on the top of your head, beomgyu let his head fall back on the headrest. he could smell your faint scent. you smelled sort of like shampoo.

“i hope you sleep a little better tonight. i wish you could believe how much i love you. i'll always be holding out for you. you're worth every beautiful thing in this world, y/n.”

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saintobio · 3 years ago

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as someone who joked abt y/n just running to toji, or toji endgame! are y'all happy now?/srs bc im kind of not☹️☹️ i thought y/n moving on and being a girlboss with toji was something i'd screaming 'hell yeah!', i just felt so sad in this chapter like😭😭 it's for the best tho but it doesn't mean I can't get sad over what happened to gojo (plus his immense regret)

@shoukuto said

us in the earlier chapters: Y/N X TOJI! IF SHE MARRIED TOJI IN THE FIRST PLACE, SHE WOULD'VE BEEN HAPPIER! IF SHE GETS PREGNANT WITH GOJO'S KID, SHE BETTER PICK THAT CHILD UP AND GO LIVE HER OWN LIFE! GIRLBOSS Y/N, GO WORK WITH TOJI! GO BE INDEPENDENT AND SEPARATE FROM GOJO'S TOXICITY! Y/N SHOULD LEAVE GOJO FOR REAL—

and then you just..... you Gave it to us and we're crying for it 😭 really made us eat our own words. i'm reeling from how conflicted i am because most of the misfortune he got, he set up for himself 😭 (my blood still boils when i reread y/n's first time with him like was he ok) but i feel so sorry for him. their love story is just so sad because it's like the time when they were kids was the only time they could love each other without the other being guilty of some wrongdoing. they just can't seem to meet in the middle. toji's a good guy, and he's already said he'd treat y/n like a queen if she married him (someone check on naoya) so whoever she ends up with, i just want all three parties to be happy. (munchkin is so CUTE) every time i read your writing, i get absolutely blown away by your skill! thank you so much for your hard work on sn!! i hope you enjoy your well deserved break, and i can't wait to see what else you've got in store!

Anonymous said

my yn x toji heart but then my yn x gojo heart are all suffering right now. soooo many theories running through my brain after reading the last chapter. my heart aches for gojo. amnesia? oh boy. i cant help but think that having amnesia would help him though, is that wrong of me?

i hope yn ended up marrying toji, but i also hope she didnt go through with it, and that sn 2 focuses on them getting back together. but again, i dont want toji to get hurt, and i lowkey want gojo to fall in love with someone else as hard as he did for yn. sincerely not is really fucking w my brain lol. soooo many conflicts happening in my heart, idk what i want. look what u did to me saint! haha.

anyways, congrats on finishing sn. it feels like its been so long. this was such a beautiful and painful journey to experience, but i dont regret it at all! congrats saint, we all love u and sincerely not :3

Anonymous said

no bc saint gave us toji fuckers what we wanted in the beginning when we were all like "nOthing hoejo does will ever make us forgive him !!!)!$!" and now post-gojo redemption arc its just its just .. im sorry i ever said i wanted toji endgame 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️we should have known better than to doubt gojo x yn soulmates

Anonymous said

Crying and throwing up I��m not ready to read about yn and toji as a couple and I feel so bad bc they’re both so amazing and deserve each other and all the happiness but I can’t stop thinking about Gojo like his life is so miserable my god 😭

honestly all the toji stans in the first few chapters were so passionate abt having toji x yn endgame, but now that it happened, everyone feels bad for gojo and the things he went through <//3

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jujutsu-headcanons · 4 years ago

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Gojo Satoru general headcanons

Let's get one thing clear: this man is absolutely chaotic. He is always full of energy. His energy levels never reach below 50%. He is loud and proud, always running, and never takes a minute to relax.

Do not give him Monster. Shoko did that once and it took her forever to get him off the ceiling. Also, avoid caffeine. Shoko replaces his normal coffee with decaf and he still hasn't noticed the difference. Keep it that way.

He was the class clown when he was younger. He wasn't exactly a trouble maker, but he may as well be. I cannot word that sentence and I am sorry. Next.

All of his teachers assumed he never listened in class, so they always called in him when they thought he wasn't paying attention. It still shocked them every time he rattled off the correct answer.

Not only did he answer the question correctly, but he could also explain his reasoning behind the answer, and if it was multiple choice, explain why the other answers were wrong.

This tall man child would march up to the board and absolutely fill it to the brim with work, turn around, drop the chalk-like a mic drop and walk back to his desk with the smuggest look on his face.

That doesn't mean he did the work tho

Idk how schools in japan work but we all know schools in America only care about the amount of work you do and not what you actually know so we'll use that for the sake of the headcanon: he had straight D's bc he never turned in his work

Despite not doing the work snd goofing off, teachers actually really liked him

A lot of people liked him and he was super popular, but he still felt alone

Fake friends, you know how that works, he didn't meet any real friends until he became a shaman

Clean freak. This dude actually makes his bed. He scrubs his bathroom twice a week. His desk can get cluttered but he straightens up once a week. He's not exactly a germaphobe because

He cannot respect your personal space and that's actually canon but let me take it a step further

He's a slapper. Especially when he laughs. It doesn't hurt, it's playful dw. He hugs you from behind especially when he's cold. He picks you up and carries you around. He will grab your wrist, arm, or hand and lead you around even if you're following him. He lays his legs across you or lays across your lap. Puts his head on your shoulder. Platonic cuddling between friends is mandatory. He's just so hands-on it's ridiculous.

Unless you explicitly tell him you're uncomfortable he won't stop

Don't worry, if you aren't in that type of relationship, your no-no square is safe. Except, if you seem chill, he will slap your ass regardless of friendship status. His ass is also slappable. You can't tell me Geto and Gojo didn't run around slapping each other asses, okay

He was weird and scrawny as a child. He didn't start beefing out until he started training to be a shaman and he's still kinda smaller than most beefy boys

He can pick you up and throw you around easily. He carried around a 170 pound Yuji like a sack of potatoes and can easily carry around three times that weight

It's amazing he's so tiny because you remember 2014 Shane Dawson making all of those wack ass desserts that was just s pile of chaos wrapped in chocolate?

He can eat every last bite of one of those monstrosities without getting a stomach ache, gaining weight, or dying basically

He knows bc Yuji dared him to do it

He has really cold hands and feet

He sounds old. Let me elaborate. He's constantly cracking his joints. They also creak when he moves. He complains about body pains like he's 80 y/o

He also shares wisdom with the kids as if he's actually 80 y/o

It's irrelevant advice that doesn't make sense but is also useful. Megumi can't count the number of times he's asked Gojo for feedback on his technique but had been told to remember to chew 40 times or never go to bed angry

Starts off sentences with "now son" and "when I was your age"

He uses his blindfold as a headband when he wants his hair out of his face. He also uses headbands as... Headbands... When he wants to wear sunglasses but get his hair out of his face

He owns so many pairs of sunglasses but he always wears the same pair

He's only bought a handful of them himself, most of them are gifts

No one knows what to get him for Christmas or his birthday bc he has everything, so they resort to sunglasses

His favorite pair is a pair that Shoko and Geto bought him as a gag. He thought they were dead serious, though, so he wore them around for a month

They were heart-shaped, rose-tinted glasses

Can you believe this man doesn't use any gel or anything to keep his hair spiky with the blindfold on? It just naturally defies gravity when the blindfold is on

Tell this man he's pretty because he already knows. He's narcissistic but not the cringy kind

Photogenic as hell. Takes great pictures from any angle.

He gives everyone a different story as to why he covers his eyes. Sometimes he says it's because his eyes are too pretty and are a distraction. Sometimes he says it's because the sunglasses/bandages/blindfold look cooler than his eyes. Sometimes he says it's to protect the six eyes from seeing things he doesn't want to see. The world may never know

He's tried covering his whole face before, but he thinks he's too pretty for that. He at least wants one of his many amazing features to be shown at all times.

So about his driver's license;

He knows how to drive. He can be a good driver. When he wants to be. He just doesn't have a driver's license.

Now he TELLS people he just never got around to getting one, however, there's a rumor he lost it due to too many parking tickets

It's amazing the only tickets he's ever gotten have been from that and once he got caught without a seatbelt; he would have gotten out of that one if he hadn't been flirting with the police officer so bad

This doesn't stop Gojo from driving places though

He steals Ijichi's car a LOT and Ijichi DOESN'T KNOW HOW like??? The windows are never broken and it doesn't look hotwired-

Gojo has a key

You're not even supposed to be able to duplicate car keys but Gojo did

Also; none of the first-year trio knows he doesn't have a driver's license, though that much should be painfully obvious

He whips around corners, speeds up at yellow lights, goes "watch this" and does a donut, it's just a mess

The poor students have to sit in the backseat too. Just imagine Megumi with all three seatbelts around him like that one meme.

He thrives off of Nobara and Yuji screaming from the backseat, and he can see Megumi being smooshed because he thought the middle seat was the safest through the rearview mirror

Which he doesn't even need because of the six eyes

Despite being such a reckless driver, he knows when danger will happen, so he's never once gotten in a wreck

He blasts the radio, which makes up for the driving.

Has a habit of getting in a car and ending up in the McDonalds drive-thru

Steals other people's fries and keeps the fullest one for himself.

He was rebellious as a kid and teenager, but hey, at least his juvie record is sealed

He's been detained and in the back of a cop car many times, but the reason was never really bad enough for him to be arrested. Mostly he's just being mouthy. And the time he got caught spray painting on the side of a building. And that one time he and Getou hopped the fence to get into the local pool. And that other time-

It got worse after Getou wasn't around to get him out of trouble. Suddenly, breaking the rules wasn't fun anymore and he mellowed out.

Tried alcohol and cigarettes before he was legal. Decided neither was his thing, however, he did start drinking occasionally when he was legal.

He's a fucking chaotic drunk. Oh my god he's absolutely feral

Most bars in the vicinity know him by name and they sigh whenever he walks in

Shoko is his emergency contact. She hates it

Shoko has to drag drunk Gojo home at least twice a month and is not happy about it

Once she left him in an alley. He made it home okay so she guesses it's fine

Once he got so drunk he spilled beer on his sock. The thought the fastest way to dry them was by sticking them in the microwave. Forgot about it until someone asked, "Who the fuck is cooking socks???"

I feel it important he was in the break room of the local grocery store and no one knows how he got there

As he was escorted out he stole a grocery cart and rode away in it while singing Don't Threaten Me (With A Good Time) by Panic! At The Disco

He has no alcohol tolerance at all what so ever

He will literally just stare at you and giggle

It's funny he's really flirty but also doesn't seal the deal. Literally, every woman in that bar is willing to get in his bed but he declines every offer. No one knows why

Its because he respects women

He helps his students break the rules as long as they're within reason. Once night Yuji was really hungry and after having a temper tantrum he couldn't order Uber eats bc the school is supposed to be secret Gojo helped sneak him out to get food. Who needs curfew anyway.

The shirts in his closet range from like twenty bucks to the iconic rich bitch shirt the kids ruined in that one chapter we all know the one

He still wears that by the way, he calls it "art"

When he was younger, Megumi drew a picture of Gojo being eaten by his shadow dogs. Gojo found it and now it's framed in his room.

He keeps up with current trends and memes like no one's business. This is how he bonds with his kids.

Don't call him old, but also, he'll tell you to respect your elders it's a mess

He has a lot of games on his phone. You can usually find him holding his phone sideways playing some RPG game he probably spent too much money on

He did hop on the Pokemon Go hype train but after becoming overpowered he got bored

This happens to a lot of games. He pays way too much money, gets to be the strongest in the server, and gets bored

He likes games where you can kill other people's troops and likes to watch as they lose all their power

I canon him as being borderline sadistic

This is why he's Sakata Gintoki reincarnated

White hair, sweet tooth, black leather clothes, dad vibes, never takes anything seriously bc when he does he's scary as fuck, the works.

He is Sakata Gintoki

He liked Gintama growing up. He watched a lot of iconic shows as they aired. He considers himself an og

He's hella bilingual

Because he's the strongest he goes overseas for missions a lot. Because of this he speaks a lot of languages and knows a lot about international cuisine

He takes pictures of himself eating disgusting foods like snails. He never likes them but he loves the idea of Nobara gagging back in japan

Has paperwork sitting untouched on his desk from three months ago that he will not touch for at least another three months

Does the crossword puzzles in the newspaper every week

Uses humor as a coping mechanism and it honestly just became a personality

Constantly popping his joints. I'm sorry if you find this gross I too find it gross.

Probably brought home every stray animal he ever met ever until he was at least like 22 y/o

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